Thread 34257888

>asl
>about me
>looking for
>not looking for
>contact

>>34257888 (OP)
Plz also solicit circumcision status. The midwest does that one well.

>>34257909
lol thanks for reminding me
updated template:
>asl
>about me
>looking for
>not looking for
>circumcision status
>contact

>>34257917
Fantastic, thanks.

i'll go first
>asl
20, female, metro detroit area
>about me
androgynous mixed race neet with autism and untreated bpd. pretty volatile but i'd like to think i'm a genuinely nice and interesting person deep down underneath all the mental illness and retardation. lifelong furfag that's into learning about the oldschool culture (80's-90's stuff), rhythm gamer, artist, i love outsider art and i have a sincere and genuine love for deviantart stuff like picrel i am always hunting for treasure on that site!!! i like watching movies i like artsy highbrow stuff alongside ""bad"" movies but i dislike pretentious navelgazing letterboxd-types idk just think very deeply about art but everyone else that does uses big pretentious words to talk about it and is super duper up their own ass sigh...,i love smiling friends and i am attentively waiting for season 3 , i am anti-natalist, i really like fishes and aquariums
>looking for
people who live close by to me that can hang out with me in real life..i would like to get to know you through digital means first obviously and i like playing games through the puter and vc-ing cus thats what i am most used to but i really really really want to eventually meet up with you in real life and regularly hang out with you this is a MUST you have be able to drive to me or meet me halfway at places or else please do not add me! also looking for pepl to hang out with at youmacon and motor city furry con tgis year ^,,^) i feel like i rarely ever truly "click" with the people i meet on here so if i unadd you without warning after like 10 messages please do not be offended and rather think of this as "wowza i sure did dodge a bullet"
>not looking for
trannies, druggies, insincerity, sarcasm, irony, teasing, porn addicts
>circumcision status
my phantom penis is in a paradoxical state of being both cut and uncut
>contact
puddimg on discord

I love seeds so much, it's unreal

>>34258031
>Rhythm gamer
That screams mtf more than saying female

22 year old trans girl kcmo
>about me
i’m just a silly messy artsy trans girl, i moved to kc for school a few years back but ive been here since. I like to play guitar and enjoy some video games. i like gambling and reading and i really should have a dopamine detox soon so enjoy me while im here
>looking for
other trans girls near kcmo, pls ill suck ur girlcock
18+ friends, connections, real people &/or creepy men to give me money. i’m a very open book and will talk with a bunch of people but if you’re boring and i dont think we’ll talk for very long. im open to both sfw and nsfw connections and would me willing to meet in person if the circumstances are right
>not looking for
minors, people who can’t carry a conversation, chasers who aren’t willing to care about my feelings, people just looking to sext for free with 0 effort
>contact
Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/hUW7ERKm

Any bi/pans from the kansas city area?

>35/m/il
>nerdy, masculine, lean, business nerd and fixer.
>entertainment, toys
>tg mr_e999


Worth it. NW IL makes you a winner

>Asl
25m 6'6 / Greenville area
>Sexuality
Twink/gay
>Looking for
cute mtf/femboys that will play vidya, rot together and get to know each other could just me friends or dating idc

>Hobbies
Staying up late, ow2, nightreign, league, practicing art, I like shoegaze and deathcore

>About me
sadist, into enforcing power dynamics, being worshipped, using you for whatever I want, it's about my pleasure not yours, into choking, marking, cutting, bruising, ect. Need someone to take out my frustration on sexually. If you're not into being degraded don't bother messaging, I want someone that knows their place
>not looking for
Non passoids within reason, masc men, time wasters, people that would be disturbed by the shit I wrote I'm just kinky not a monster, people that are hairy it's just gross I'm not hairy so you shouldn't be either
>Contact
Discord: https://discord.gg/WwNyDSqa (friend code expires in one week)
kik: xdoves
Teleguard: 2YMZA2EXA

>>34257888 (OP)
>asl
29/M/920
>about me
Lewd a lot on /trash/. Like hentai and all sorts of porn. Occasionally cross dress while ERPing. As for non lewd stuff, I like video games, movies (especially horror), writing, watching internet drama (NOT being a part of it), role-playing, and gunpla
>looking for
Friends, possibly fwb (vers)
>not looking for
People only looking for hook ups
>contact
Reply, don't like posting tag

>>34258552
sorry i forgot that only men can play rhythm games

>asl
28/M/Michigan
>About me
I'm a guy that likes to listen and write music, collecting vinyl and instruments, playing video games (have all the modern day consoles, a pc, and a vr set), going to concerts/malls/aquariums, building minis, and watching anime here and there!
>Looking for
Friends! And if something leads to that, I'll be fine too.
>Not looking for
Doesn't matter desu.
>contact
Discord: fataldisease

>asl
30, MTF, Michigan
>about me
Flag replaced with video screen,
Do you want to see her new skin?

(I wish I had claws for you)

>interests/hobbies
I read, I put too much into worldbuilding, Politics (academic), Religion
Humorism is kinda neat as alternative silly personality metric. I'm phlegmatic.

I want to hike and look at bugs
I need to grab some bug traps
I am decently into magical practice-
I will play a game with you yes.
I will watch trash anime with you yes.

>looking for
To feel anything at all. I slightly prefer t4t but not that worried about it.
Long talks more important than anything
An irl hangout would be cool

I expect nothing and promise little.
>not looking for
People who do not think my people should exist.

Discord is
Cataglyph

>>34260121
Das rite

>asl
21, male, E Kansas

>about me
white, 6'2", 170 lb, copy paste major introvert

>looking for
fwb, female or feminine male

>not looking for
anyone outside 21 ± 3 years, online only

>discord
grasshopperandfish

>>34257888 (OP)
>>asl
Mid 20s, Male, Indiana
>>about me
Divorced dad, ex mil, trying to do the police thing. Little bit autistic. Christian Fundamentalist (very bad at it).
I like vidya, guns, small unit tactics, combat sports, books, 80s/90s action flicks, comics, conspiracies, philosophy, other weird nerd stuff like pen & paper games
>>looking for
Someone to share memes and chat with, preferably with availability during the weekdays. I work a boring job and kinda just surf 4chan through the day. Big plus if you have a retarded sense of humor.
>>not looking for
Pictures of your weiner. Freak.
>>contact
jburnsonkeyman@protonmail.com
I have a Discord but would prefer to confirm you aren't a serial rapist first.

Midwest Campers
https://discord.gg/dQq2K9ne

>>34260830
Did your wife cheat on you while deployed or something?

>>34260866
>cheat on you while deployed
Not as far as I'm aware. She did decide that she was non-binary, and to tell me over text that she wanted a divorce while I was on deployment.

I consider it my fault though. I should never have been with her.

>>34261057
Damn. Hope she didnt take anything from you in the divorce

31 bi twink/femboy/cd MN

Looking for gf or bf

I like drawing, anime, games etc

>>34261134
I always forget
Discord: rilnana
Kik: rilnana

>>34261065
Couple grand, but that's about it. Mostly just resent her because I was barely able to see my son for the first three years of his life

>>34257888 (OP)
>asl
26 M southeast wisconsin
>about me
skinny-fat man, warhammer fan and general wargamer, mtg fan, 5'11", anxious shut-in that only goes out for work and food.
>looking for
A real relationship with a woman, preferably with big boobs but not required.
>not looking for
something purely online, one-night stands, or any weird scammy findom shit.
>contact
discord: yaboimuggy

>>34261144
How is she doing now?

Does the tall goth girl with the great ass still post here?

>ASL
20/M/Northeast Ohio
>Orientation
Bisexual
>About me
Hi! My name is Will and I am looking for friends or potentially a girlfriend/boyfriend if we hit it off, but if you aren't looking for that, I will gladly be your netpal if we like each other.
>Hobbies/Interests
I am really into anime, vocaloid, firearms, airsoft and military surplus collecting. Right now I am getting into cosplay and plan to go to my first con soon, and id be happy to bring someone with me!
>Looking for
In regards to friends, you can be anyone. But romantically, I like more skinny, feminine presenting men or women, such as myself that are around my height or taller than me (5'9).
>Not looking for
Casual sex, people who are horny 24/7, actual nazis
>Discord
coolmac10
I check my discord pretty often so ill add u back ASAP

>>34261648
Well she looks like trailer trash, just the kind that has green hair and 20 facial piercings. She also works at a gas station and doesn't shave her legs.

I feel embarrassed when I see her.

>>34257888 (OP)
Please rename yourself to mideast as you are not West of the Middle

>>34262415
I assume you have full custody now then right? You just have to show the judge a picture of that right?

>>34262545
50/50, in spite of her having two substantiated cases of neglect against her. The courts are fucking stupid in the state that was my home of record. When she fucks up again I'm gonna try to get custody in our current state since it favors the mother less.

>>34262586
I will never get why the courts simp for women in the modern day. Every statistic points to the kid having a better life if the father is in the picture while single mom leads pretty heavily to crime.

>>34262737
Way back when, it made some sense. Men tended to have all the property and money, women had nothing. It was a social safeguard to make sure men didn't run off to leave the (ex) wife and children to starve with nothing to their name, especially considering that remarriage was much less common as the social stigma on divorce was much higher.

Nowadays, we have changed much we shouldn't have and yet we haven't modernized the courts or divorce proceedings to match.

Almost like this is done on purpose. Almost like we live under a kakistocracy. Almost like someone somewhere actively degrades our societies so that they can capitalize on it.

>>34262747
From what ive seen its really slowly starting to be more equal but at the rate its going it would be after our lifetime before it becomes equal. I emailed you.

>>34260845
Mt. Baldy can be pretty hard on the joints when trundling down it, even if you're fit.

>>34262737
Men don't give a shit about their kids

31/ m/Naperville
Have my own place and a lot of animals. Looking for someone that either wants a relationship or wants to build up to one. I love camping, volunteering, going to art events in Chicago, and all animals. I'm a home health nurse so I have a very flexible schedule and I spend most of my day in my car. It would be nice to have someone cute to talk to on the phone between patients.
Circumcised and thicc
Mostly looking to meet natty women but don't mind some dude bro friends.
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Discord dimetree_

34 m, SE Michigan. Looking for other gooners that worship celebs and tiktok brats and may want to get together and play with each other for them.

Disc: ahticont (not on often, may respond slow)

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>asl
35/m/SW michigan (616)

>about me
White guy, 6' tall, brown hair and eyes
Work in Medical IT, enjoy video games, anime and other nerdy stuff. Im a pretty good cook & enjoy nature such as camping and hiking. Have a pet snake, gecko & cat. Picked up gunsmithing as a hobby recently too. I got to the ren fest in holly yearly too (and dress up for it)

>looking for
Basically anything, open to talking at least, would love more friends in the area or if your F maybe a date

>contact
Sieg1 on discord

>>34258585
hey your link expired and you seem cool
my disc is _walph_