Thread 34259920

I’m so fucking tired of 99% of threads here being just mindless gooning. No personality. No connection. Just soulless coom. :(

So here’s a thread for people who actually want to connect on a HUMAN level. Make real friends — and still keep it NSFW when it feels right. :3

Looking for people who:

>Want a long-term, friendly connection
>Wanna be actual goon buddies / besties
>Aren’t scared to share their day-to-day life
>Are down for kink but don’t act like robots
>Can hold a convo beyond “hru” and “im horni lol”
>Like sending dumb memes between horny chats
>Are into sharing fantasies, pics, voice notes, etc.
>Don’t disappear the moment they nut(!!!)
>Maybe even talk while gaming or chilling
>Are 18+ (duh)

Lemme start first:
I’m 25M, in a relationship with my 25F girlfriend.(Pic related)
She’s cute, slim, obedient, and into being shared. I’m mostly looking for someone to talk to long-term! :3
Someone I can chat with normally and be open enough to share pics, stories, fantasies about her (especially her feet, if that’s your thing lol). Not looking to sext me. This is about her.

If you vibe with that, drop your age, where you’re from, and what you’re into. Let’s actually make friends!

Telegram: @FD24X
Discord: mhmmfeet

>>34259920 (OP)
Don't you have enough with your girlfriend? You sound kind of pathetic ngl. Like those guys who make their partners a part of their personality.

>A/S/L
37/M/US
>Interests
Video Games, anime, cartoons, comics, technology, music, fashion
>Looking For
Roleplay: sisters (cis, trans, nb), sexually curious, childhood friends
Over 27, wholesome, caring, and loving to spoil and be spoiled with
>Not Looking For
Masculine men; like with facial hair; moustache, beard, or hairy bodies
Under 27, gross, nasty, weird, dark, abusive, or hurtful roleplay stories
Voice, video chat, porn, nudes without getting to talk or know each other
Diapers, littles, and cubs. Not into being infantilised or childish typing
Mommies and daddies. Not into being your child or surrogate parent
>Discord
hya.kko

Hello! 24 M, USA here! I am looking for a longterm stroking pal. Biggest thing is I am looking for someone I click well with and can be actual friends with, not just horny stroke buddies (butt definitely that too)

>>Sexy Stuff
I am really into big booty girls, dancing girls, women in tight clothes, and more. I have a pretty small 4 incher, and I LOVE being humiliated for it! I currently have a hard time edging and lasting a long time when stroking so I would love a more experienced (HUNG) and older buddy to help me and my little dicklet stroke! While I am not looking for a feeder, I would definitely prefer a buddy who enjoys sharing porn, and does so frequently, although I also am able to share! I would love a bud to control my little dicky and make it cum whenever he wants:) also I love BBC!!!

>>Some Women I like
VixenP, LyraCr0w0, Alexis Texas, Siri Dahl, Jade Ramsey, GGE, Assondra, Ashley Alban and more!

>>Normal hobbies ETC.
I am into all nerdy things, comics, gaming, computers, anime, technology, music, and more! Please reach out about games, computer stuff, anything like that I would love to discuss! Some of my favorite games included, Enter/Exit the Gungeon, TBoI, and other roguelikes, at the moment I am playing through Cyberpunk2077!

>>Not looking for
Please don't reachout if you aren't seriously looking for a long term buddy, or if you would ghost me. I am also not a buyer of any sort, don't share money with people online. Please reach out!

My discord is: lilbrim

Thanks for reading!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, oh-so-curvy and totally love indulging in flirty chats. Getting you to react on cam is my ultimate goal, and I can't wait to see how far I can push your buttons while having a blast myself. I'm always ready for some fun (definitely got those nympho vibes going!), but I prefer to keep things virtual since meeting up can be a bit much for me. That's why I'm all about this spicy messaging! If you're interested in some hot chats, hit me up at my username: e m y-ze-t h (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes!). Can't wait to connect and spice things up together!

Have a unusual request, and I know given the social atmosphere of the site I am on, I doubt it will come to fruition in the way I desire, but I gotta try.

I am looking for a guy in his early to mid 20s, to establish a good friendship with. For perspective; I am 29. I would ideally like someone either my age or younger to be a sort of mentor too, but not in the ways of pervyness but in life. Just some guy I could shoot the shit with and be chummy.

With this there is a bit of a caveat, I am a hardcore closet cuck. I have a huge desire to share my wife but I’m largely paranoid because of an incident which occurred a few years ago when nudes I shared with someone got leaked online. Thankfully through much scrubbing I was able to remove it from the internet but it was not without a lot of time and alot of money. You might be asking why I’m back at it after a few years and I guess it has more to do with desperation than anything else for real genuine guy to guy human connection.

I’m at work atm so my response time may be slow but if what I’ve said sound intriguing or resonates, hmu!
Teleguard: ENMPCCUDZ

Hi all

I'm a 24, bisexual, CisM based in Australia and my deal is probably a bit unusual: I'm a supposedly 'good-looking' guy but have a small penis.

Looking to connect with someone keen to help me 'self-out' myself with the goal of eventually gaining a reputation as the small dicked dude, online or elsewhere.

It's a slow road but getting there. I recently posted (although later deleted) my first-ever face/penis picture which was terrifying but exciting!

Anyway. Weird kink out the way - I also love all things horror media (books, films, whatever) and gaming: currently playing KCD2!

Happy to just make friends with anyone, even if not sexual/kinky. Prefer genuine chats over mindless gooning, but also generally just like and am fascinated by big dongs. Keen to learn about new kinks too! Anything else, just ask

KIK: dangarfield

>>34270132
Do you have discord or telegram by any chance? You sound pretty cool! :)

All I want is a friend I can talk to who will send me nudes sometimes

Please DM me with a little intro about yourself, what you play, and 3 images of porn that would describe your tastes. neets are prefered. and fair warning I can be super clingy and jealous.

Hannah Valentine

Let's make some connections and have some fun

SC: @hannahv20252805

Telegram: hannahvalentine007

I found a new way to have sex with my own feet that is bursting with personality and human nuance.

My character arc starts when I wasn't flexible enough to have sex with my own feet at all. Very human indeed.

That's when I discovered the squat and drill method, where I could almost have sex with my own feet, but just couldn't reach.

The hero's flexibility journey begins. I repetitively drove myself down deep into the squat to loosen up the knees and hips. after about a week, I finally had sex with my own feet for the first time. I was hooked!

I had sex with my own feet two or three times every day for a year using that method. By the end, I could truly have sex with my own feet properly, ensuring my entire penis could be stroked by my own feet.

Chapter 2: Icarus
A.K.A. flying too close to the sun.
Humans will chase their desires, even if to their detriment.

I had to think of a new technique. Squat and Drill only let me have sex with the arches of my own feet.
I had to think of a way to have sex with the toes as well, otherwise what's the point.

I tried to force my body into the smallest shape possible, in order to hopefully increase proximity between the toes of my own feet, and my penis. The first candidate I found was the tub. My spine crunched and ached against the rock hard surface of my tub. (foreshadowing)

I spidered down deeper and deeper into the tub, but it wasn't getting close enough.
i pushed my pelvis forward with all my might and woke up in the hospital.

That's when I got the idea to tackle the problem with the help of an old friend: flexibility training.

For this, I pulled each of my own feet up TOWARDS my penis and held it there for a long time. Naturally, the points the toes towards my penis. And again, with consistency,

What will happen to our hero next?

spoiler alert, having sex with my own feet no longer involves my penis, solving a lot of the problems from before. and actually I moved on to sucking my own peterson with my own mouth.

>>34264702
Anything other than discord?

hello chat!!!

m20 here, ive been off the site for a while but im back and better than ever.

to cut to the chase, im not looking for masc men, sorry i know, biiig shock. anyway, now that thats out of the way

im looking for fem people (fb or otherwise) who are looking for a long term connection who is also a heavy gooner. im mainly talking about people who can have a conversation while, at the same time, like to jerk off or masturbate on call or sext or whatever every now and then.

make no mistake it'll be explicitly, well, explicit as a relationship, but if possible id like to also talk normally lol

hmu and lets see where it goes?
dimple229 (kik and discord)

Yes hello Anons. I'm a femboy, I wanna find some people who I can show my ass to and play videogames with.

I'm into games such as Marvel rivals, L4D2 and so. Though, entirely up for playing any other type of games. My platforms are PC, PS5 and VR.

Though, for the sexual part, don't worry, I won't judge you for being horny a lot. I'm fine with it, I've got a nice ass that I'll attach here and I'm pretty outgoing as long as you're not dry and keep a conversation.

Please, do hit me up, I'm lonely LMFAO.

Discord: Nezbethu
KiK: Deimionic

34M

Looking to feed a girl soft hentai and lesbian porn, chat, sext, comfort her, pleasure dom her, in any combination. Chemistry is always good. If we’re compatible I would be interested in getting to know you, especially if you’re interested in the arts and/or nerdy/weeby stuff.

Kik = mysterman1052
Discord = mysterman1052_2

I am always down to make naughty friends
32/f married
I prefer 20+ year old friends
Teleguard: 84EH9K2F7

23 years old haven't tried something like this since highschool yikes so I guess hey add me on discord slinginandsingin for more

Friendship and lust, in tandem with sweetness and corruption, is a most appealing concoction.

I've always been fascinated by the concept of a profound and genuine, yet erotic and depraved friendship. It is a delight to conceive a dynamic where genuine bonding and delicious lust intertwine, a dynamic where intellectual discussion abounds in unison with eroticism to form something effervescent in its potency.

I am a 20 year old bisexual guy (more specifically, a twink with femboy tendencies) of the nerdy persuasion and with a submissive streak in search of a dynamic where bonding, sexuality and perversion can interact uninhibitedly with one another. I wish to form a friendship in the true sense of the word; while lustful manifestations would be a fundamental part of this, I want to fructify more than just this alone. I want fun interactions, deep conversations and actual bonding to dance in unison with our combined perversion, I want the friendship aspect of such a dynamic to exist in more than just its name alone.

I seek someone with a dominant demeanour and an appreciation for what I have described, someone who can be both friend and lover, caring figure and dominant partner. I want to find someone who'd desire to be my friend and my corrupter, who would cherish me and use me simultaneously.

Sexuality-wise, I am especially into dom/sub dynamics, romanticism mixed with lust, corruption, age gaps, cuckoldry and femboy stuff, but am generally open-minded.

As a side note, I have a tendency to be more than a little bit too verbose. Please keep that in mind.

If what I have described is of interest to you and wish to get to know me better, do please message me. I don't bite (too hard).

Discord: freyjampg
Teleguard: FWV8JM4WU

32/m/USA, mainly looking for F, wanna find a friend who i can goon too or goon with. Looking for someone more on the twinky/ femboy side for guys or skinny for females (or at least don't be a whale)
Have a bit of a dad bod, bald, bearded, green eyes
Disc: sharkisonfire

>ASL
36M Texas
>About you
dirty weeb fresh from an anime convention
>Into
Nerdy shit like anime, vidya, movies, comics, etc. I attend a yearly anime convention. I like cooking too. I want to talk about sexual experiences and masturbation habits. We don't need to date! My closest friend for 17 years talked about all this stuff. I do however at the very least want a friend with benefits like phone sex or nudes. I prefer phone calls but Discord is fine too. cis ladies only. If you're in the San Antonio area, we can even meet up at a con.
>Not into
be at least 22 and no older than 36, you're not required to send pics but if you do
don't be fat, don't be a skeleton, not into bush either. Men or trans. No begging egirls
>Discord
crystal_frog

30M, Looking for big titted lesbian to play boardgames on Tabletop Simulator with. Arkham Horror, Sentinels of the Multiverse, regular stuff.
Already have one small titted lesbian tentative RSVP and one 40 straight momgoth playing hard to get, need more gals.
Nudity not encouraged, #hentai posting not discouraged
(your tits don't have to be big, either, I guess)
(I could start a Discord if there's any interest, or something- Maybe a Steam group?)

Telegram @dev6766

>>34275587
I'm a seller. Be prepared to buy, too

NSYSXBPWS teleguard

37 bwc bull here!

Id love to have a genuine connection with a female, femboy/sissy. I love chatting about life and friendships also love taking care of eachothers needs

Id love for it to be a long term buddy and just be there for eachother emotionally and sexually!

Age doesnt matter as long as you are 18 or older.

Shoot me a message and let's see our friendship develope

Cruel sadist looking to talk about the time I exploited and abused a vulnerable homeless girl.
TGH96R4ZJ

25M from germany here
Hey there, this is exactly what im looking for~ im a big fan of making friends to goon with instead of just cumming and dissapearing~ so lets become friends and just hang around because then the gooning is more fun^^

>Who im looking for
I mainly look for woman of any age (who doesnt love milfs hehe) to befriend and just talk goon and hang around with

>What am i into?
oh trust me... a loooooot im basically limitless and love it weird~

>Who im not looking for
sadly im not gay im sorry dear males

>what am i looking for
like said above, i wanna have friendships and connections with people i meet and lewd around with bc then the gooning is much better :3

>contact
akejoshi on discord

>>34279085
Would love to talk if you didn’t keep switching your teleguard every three seconds

18ftm looking for a long term sext buddy :)) male, female, trans, cis, i dont care!
into lots of taboo stuff and im a switch btw
T74NMQW2U

33 m Brazil looking to trade gfs/wives/partners and chat about what we'd do to them. Got a hot chubby Japanese gf

Brazilian anons preferred but not required

Tele: mazeura92

>>34289584
No discord or snap?

28M Central New York
Army vet doing the free uni thing
Looking for Fs
Discord: brainonsafe

>ASL
22 F Rue Henri Kolb, Lille (France)
>About me
Blanca Ponthieu, pharmacology student, 5th year and nerdy autist
Well groomed by my master since july <33
>Interests
Reading, music, chemistry, pharmacology, drugs, bondage, blackmail
>What you're looking for
A cute nerdy sub to dominate me, tie me down in his basement
I'll be your happy puppy when you come home <33
>Contact
5htshu / vaccinium_myrtillus0 / failure0265_50623 (the last two are my alts)

>>34289785
No snap?

21 M West Coast US

I'm pretty into engineering, I like to program things, create robotics and machinery, things like that. Currently prototyping a manifold for a rocket I'm working on. In short: massive nerd.
I like to game a lot too, 1500+ hours on Rimworld, 1000 on ksp, things like that. for multiplayer I've been playing siege (badly), overwatch too. I like coop games too, overcooked, unrailed, that sorta thing.

For the horny side: I'm very into sharing my gf, been sharing her for a year but I think it'd be hot to make friends with someone and have them intimately know her. It'd be between us however :)

My discord is aeroworldsky, hit me up

33 m Brazil looking to trade gfs/wives/partners and chat about what we'd do to them. Got a hot chubby Japanese gf

Brazilian anons preferred but not required

Teleguard: 9TK99H4JX

M25 USA CURIOUS, looking for a long term goon buddy to feed porn to OR trade with as we SHOW OFF a little, VOICE CHAT and STROKE.

I'm definitely into finding a dude looking to talk often and get to know each other. We can talk about anything at all to make our friendship stronger. We can take it slowly if you want to and just send DMs before we voice chat.

Long term

Please be 18-30yrs in shape and in the USA, Canada.

Not looking for obese people or outside North America.

Pls start with your ASL

Teleguard SKHR7X347

Kik GINO3071

24m any girls or trans girls wanna get nasty together and goon to hentai~

CTD8XQ956

24m any girls or trans girls wanna get nasty together and goon to hentai~

CTD8XQ956

>>34291624
Hit me up anytime any day and I'll get back to you asap

Me:
39M
looking for long term chat
dadbod, nerdy interests, foot fetish

you:
18-40F (mtf is fine if passing)
likes to chat/flirt daily
ok with sending silly/cute pics (no nsfw at first)
preferably thin/petite

4XTPMF3QY

its my bday today!

arttutopi

>>34291927
Happy birthday, if discord didn't ban me for 60 days I would have said hi.

So horny I'll pay a stupid whore seller. As long as you're real and a cheap hoe.
Aus, 35, M
Telegram: @Scooplery

>32M
>Want you to let me into your couple
>Tell me all about her
>Show her off to me
>No boundaries
>Just cum

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Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the states, and I'm all about keeping things fun and flirty. I love the thrill of pushing boundaries in our chats and seeing how far we can take things together. I'm a bit shy when it comes to meeting in person, but that just makes spicy conversations even more exciting for me. I totally vibe with those late-night chats that just never seem to end! If you're down for some wild chats and want to see how far we can go, hit me up! Add me on that messaging app: E mm-i b l-ok-z (just make sure to remove the spaces and dashes) so we can get started!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old woman from the States, with a little bit of that curvy flair. I absolutely love taking the lead when it comes to spicy conversations, and I can't help but get a thrill out of pushing my partners to their limits. You could say I’ve got that playful nympho spirit! Honestly, meeting up in person can be a bit much for me because of my anxiety, so I really prefer the ease of chatting online. If you’re up for some fun and steamy chats, hit me up! Just add me on that popular app with the yellow ghost by using my username: Emm iep-q oz (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes)! Can’t wait to connect!

>30 NB(m) pan
>Happily taken, not sharing pics
>Kinky, love petite, cis/trans girls + femboys, and all sorts of hentai (furry too)
>Want to share porn/hentai we like and discuss fantasies and such
>Few boundaries
>my replies are a but sporadic, sometimes I'll reply right away for hours, sometimes I won't be able to get back to you for a while.

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>ASL
girl/america
>About me
i'm looking for guys to sext with who are really into cumming on cam and receiving pictures throughout the day while they're at work or out in public. i watch porn a couple of times a week when i'm on adderall, and i'm seeking guys available during those hours for sexting. adderall makes me super horny, and i can go for many hours, so be prepared for that when adding me.
>Contact
snapchat: marithasi

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a little on the wild side, and I absolutely love getting flirty and playful in spicy chats. There's just something about pushing boundaries and teasing that really gets me going! I'm super comfortable with some naughtiness, and I enjoy seeing how many buttons I can push during our chats. I totally get that meeting people in person can be tough, especially when you're a bit shy like me, so I'm all about those fun online connections. If you're looking for a good time and aren't afraid to get a little adventurous, hit me up! Add me on the app with this username (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes): e lys-i a-p-j-zq x. Can't wait to chat and have some fun together!

22 m tx
Looking for an egirl to sext and also be deep with. Must be a stoner, preferably black or brown girl (i am black)
Interests include hip hop, metal, jazz, gaming (i play chess and mr rn), history. Sexual stuff... well come and find out. No trannies and sellers. If you want ny money you need to be deeper than just a hoe to me we need a real connection. Don't add me without reading this all the way
Discord is subliminal.thought

29, male, relaxed art and bug nerd, dad bod, PNW

Tall chubby dude with dark hair, I'm looking for a regular little voice that lives in my phone to talk to. I'm laid back and mildly degen always at least a little horny but still really like to chat and be friendly so if you ride that casual balance we'll get along really well. Looking for female, fem, cute boys, and trans. My spectrum of attraction is very wide so shoot your shot. Tell me your autism hyper fixations rn and I'll show you my pet lizard.

Snap: derrykcline
Tele: weevilsupremecy
Kik: sleuthtip

If we vibe on one of those I'll hand out my discord :)

>>34298139
Damn, I feel like we might get along but I have almost no other socials lol
>>34289245 if you want to take on adding me

>>34299317
Take a chance on*
Ngmi...

>>34275587
nigger