Thread 34282464

It's that time again, lads!

State the following...

Example template:

>A/S/L
age/sex/location

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
example: description and sexual orientation...

>Virgin status
example: Y/N

>Interests & hobbies
example: interests and hobbies...

>What you're looking for
example: wants, likes and into...

>What you're NOT looking for
example: don't want, dislikes and not into...


>Tags & socials
example contacts and handles

I'll start...

>A/S/L
29/M/UK, London

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
introverted masculine faggot whose exclusively attracted to feminine faggots and MtFs. Experienced top but somewhat on the heavier side, hairy, above average height and endowment. Get called a chill guy a lot as well as girthy

>Virgin status
no

>Interests & hobbies
ranked & co-op vidya (PC & PS5), movies, old animes, western adult cartoon shows, Warhammer 40k, history, cooking, politics and smoking the ganja m8

>What you're looking for
Mainly femboys, smooth twinks & transwomen who live nearby to chat with and see where things go. Preferably younger (over 18) or my around my age at most (under 30). Bonus points if you're introverted, into gaming, anime and into other femboyos/tgirls as I already know some around the city

>What you're NOT looking for
other masculine hairy faggots, bio grills or anyone with a makeshift vagene, overweight, older people. other tops, anyone over 40+ miles away, catfishers/scammers, sellers, time wasters and attention seekers.

>Tags & socials
Discord: mr_bearington
SC: bearington-uk
Tele: Sir_Bearington

>asl
29/M/Wiltshire/bi
>about me
I'd say I'm a friendly and easygoing guy who's looking for friends, hobbies and interesting people
>interests
Cooking, MTG, baking, anime, vidya, reading, travelling, exploring historic and scenic places, ice skating
>looking for
Friends and interesting people to build meaningful relationships with. Ideally someone who shares some of the same interests/hobbies as me but I'm open to trying new things. Also open for some more NSFW chats if that's your kind of thing, I've got a pretty wide list of kinks.
>not looking for
People who add but don't talk. People significantly older than myself. People who are neurotic.
>tag
Captain0ppai

>ASL / description
32/M/UK - Leicester

>Looking for
I'm into masculine, manly guys. Not super picky about looks, just be manlier than me lol. I wanna talk to someone with the intention of meeting up eventually for lewd, not immediately but I wanna find someone I can routinely meet up with irl when we both can make it work.

>Not looking for
Girls, feminine guys, "just friends", anyone outside the UK.

>Other things you might find important to list
I crossdress for fun as a hobby, I'm not trans or anything like that. I can hold a conversation and switch from lewd to non-lewd easily, I'm into more than just posting myself naked on the internet hehe. I like video games, anime, films, the usual stuff.

>tag/username
Discord: tangerinexox

>ASL
34/M/Norwich

>About
Fat autistic adhd agoraphobia idiot that is trying to come out of their shell by talking to more people
>Into
preferable girls that are basically the same as me. shut in neets that get scared to go outside. feel like if i talk to people more like myself first, it'll make talking to actual normal people easier.

>not into
idk. people who expect stuff from me. people expect me to want to game with them because i like to game. i like to game with myself and sometimes with friends when im in the mood, i dont want to game all the time with friends

>contact info
Discord: pdotze

Loavabred
Nudify your irls

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>ASL
28 M London Can't host/Can travel Bi
>About me
Weeb/Gamer mostly since I hyperfixate pretty hard. Also enjoy watching historical videos on youtube or documentaries. Currently unemployed but not a NEET, looking for a new job after getting burnt out doing teaching assistance with SEND kids.
Also I'm mixed race. If the non-white boogeyman scares you, beware otherwise I might get you oooooooh~ scaaaaryyyy~
>Virgin Status
I was gonna put something sassy like "I'm a dude over 18 what do you think?" and then I remembered where we were.
No.
>Looking for
An FWB. I'm up for meeting dudes but anal isn't really my thing, so it'd be oral/non-penetrative at first. Been traumatised by people who don't seem to know what a douche is.
>Not looking for
Platonic friendship or people who aren't local to London. I'm not looking to leave the city and despite being an autistic weirdo I have enough friends already, I'm looking for someone I can both get along with AND to some lewd stuff with and I'm quite happily single so I don't want anything to come of it for the moment.
If you're a guy don't be shit at giving head. I can forgive a first timer but don't talk a big game if you can't back it up.
>Contact info
Discord: paparadish. (the dot is part of the name)
Telegram: @dokudokuro

>A/S/L
30/M/South Coast
>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
5"9, 160lbs, white, long hair. Aging twink vibes. Little fem looking but still a guy. I really just love giving head and getting facefucked, especially by straight curious dudes who wanna nut and ghost. I guess I get off on being the easy practice fuck.
>Virgin status
Lol we're in triple digits.
>Interests & hobbies
No one ever mentions this section if I do fill it in so why bother?
>What you're looking for
Chill masculine men, either to meet or just chat.
>What you're NOT looking for
Faggy/fem guys, actual femanons, old (50+), obese.
>Tags & socials
Snap: BambooBamuh
Kik: BambiXBambi

21/M/Manchester

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
straight but not really trying to fuck, white, i have ethereal swag (dress like a hobo), look like i smoke crack

>Interests & hobbies
making music, raves, old movies, aesthetic slop, idfk i can talk about anything

>What you're looking for
new friends
a cute girl to smoke cigs with in an aldi carpark but thats not fucking happening

>What you're looking for
people trying to fuck me and/or get fucked by me

>Tags & socials
discord: lucozadesport.

>ASL
26 uk, 'm' / sissy / wanna be force femmed?
>About you
pathetic loser, no job neet atm, looking for rough older dominant men or women to use and degrade me
>Into
forced fem, rough, older, degradation, freeuse, tied, etc
>Not into
casual chat
>Discord.
recursivecaffeine

>>34285307
imagine putting UK as location in a UK thread

M 29 BWC bi switch looking to meet soon Kik is footguyii77

Looking for a long term chat with a guy about using my girlfriend with me.

Must be 30+ and willing to travel - we would meet in between. We are in SE

Be into chubby thicker women and ideally hung.

We have been looking before on Fab, but was a slow boring search so she wanted to stop but is very keen. So thought I would look again (she’s not currently aware) and if I find a guy I can suggest we look again and SURPRISE here is one lined up

Therefore expect just you and I to chat for a few weeks first before she joins.

Be a decent trustworthy guy who gets the hotwife world (not a cuck) and is up for a laugh and a good time


Kik: blacklitcanopy_88
Message with either a cock pic or a bit about you to start

>A/S/L
30 M Scotland

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
Bored retired neet

>What you're looking for
chat, advice

>What you're NOT looking for
meetups, hookups, e-dating, vc

>Tags & socials
3HR8JYCG7

>A/S/L
33 / M / NE London

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
Bisexual, non binary, gamer, weeb. I love dressing up for club parties, hopefully sexy or kinky parties with my gf (open relationship).
Tall, white, pretty boy. Slim/Average build, smooth body and currently lasering some off. Dark hair, blue eyes, 6"1. All the good stuff.
Lefty leaning but not overly political. Non judgemental and just let people get on with what they want to do, seeing as I want to be a freak too.

>Virgin status
N, been with both guys and girls.

>Interests & hobbies
Most evenings will have me gaming on something. I watch a lot of anime. Lately I'm trying to avoid so much bad shit happening, news is tiresome about wars and murders all the time. So happy and cute anime is just a whole lot happier.
Otherwise I'll be listening to music, doing a bouldering, singing a karaoke, masturbting and riding my bad dragon knockoffs.
I'm demisexual which means I want to talk first before anything sexy is really thought about.

>What you're looking for
as I'm in an open relationship with F, I'm looking for a guy. Maybe an FWB, or a gamer buddy, I have enough friends so I'm looking for something to get a little bit sexier. Even if it is just another guy to join us on our sexy party times. Kink like little impact and restraint parties, or just club nights wearing lingerie and sexy night time clothes.
I'm bottom leaning but will top for the right guy. I'm looking for someone similar to me, smooth, skirting the line between masc and femme. Masc is ok but I'm not into body hair at all (which is why mine is gone, leghair is fine)

>What you're NOT looking for
Not looking for anything "dirty". Fisting, scat, piss. No real injury or body fluids. I'm not looking for someone that thinks with their dick. I'm into pet play but not pups, I like to see the human side of the sexy person rather than straight-to-horny.


>Tags & socials
kik: flashythunder
Discord: Sammythejammy

Cruel sadist looking to talk about the time I exploited and abused a vulnerable homeless girl
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>A/S/L
23f london and wales (Uni)

>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
5"2, 32J tits, piggy type body, short brown hair, mixed asian and white. Bisexual.

>Virgin status
No
Anal virgin

>What you're looking for
Sadists/doms. I want you to slowly ruin my life. Make me trust you and feel safe, send you pics, share my trauma, all to be used against me later on.

I want to be tricked into worshipping you, even as you destroy me and make me miserable. I want you to genuinely enjoy my suffering and for me to both love and be terrified of you.

Kinks: cnc, sexual torure, fear and pain play, bdsm, orgasm denial, edging, manipulation, blackmail, breath play etc

>Tags & socials
Telegram: @daximillion

>ASL
33 m Manchester

>intro / about me
Walks around the city, hiking, travelling, swimming, gym, cooking and watching TV Shows.

>Into / LF
I'm looking for: A sub princesses(f) to have fun with inside and outside the bedroom.
My kinks(not requirements) includes orgasm control, cock worship, edging, teasing, breath play, choking, impact , nipple play, ass play , facefucking, bondage, TPE.

>Not into / Not LF
I'm not looking for: Male

>Contact info
platform: Discord
tag: wazedi

33/m
Looking for a female over 18 interested in going to the liverpool-atletico madrid game with me. You would pay for the ticket with a blowjob.


Discord is treebeard0872

>ASL
32 M Midlands
>About Me
Fat hairy gooner crossdresser.
>Looking For
Gooners/pornosexuals for IRL meets, preferably people into crossdressing/lingerie, BBC/BNWO, sissy hypno, babecock, SPH, bi etc.
>Not Looking For:
People who take fetish to extremes, people who can't communicate.
>Contact Info:
Discord: feliciti0514

21/M/Liverpool
>Describe yourself & sexual orientation
example: description and sexual orientation...
Straight. I’m tall, pale, I have glasses and long fluffy hair.
>Virgin status
Yes
>Interests & hobbies
I love history, anime, gaming and 80s music. Generally standard nerdy shit.
>What you're looking for
I realise that maybe 4chan isn’t the best place for this but what the hell. I want to find and meet up with fat women. Bonus points for super obese, older than me and slobby. I’ll do anything you want if you fit that. Into all sorts of weird stuff so if you are too I’d love to hear what.
>What you're NOT looking for
Men, skinny women.
>Tags & socials
Snap: ne0ngen3sisevan
Disc: sgttoasterbath

hey there! i'm a 21-year-old girl from the us, a bit playful and definitely love getting a little wild during late-night chats. one of my favorite things is teasing guys until they can't handle it anymore—it's such a thrill! i'm pretty open-minded and always eager to have some fun, but i get shy in social situations, which is why i prefer connecting here. if you're ready for some flirty banter and to see where the night takes us, hit me up! add me on the app by searching for my username: el-y s i a p j zq x (make sure to remove the spaces and dashes). can't wait to see you there!

Looking to share pics of my ex for you to stroke to as we chat about her.
Come from whatever angle you want.

>If you do save her pics please keep them private.


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27 mtf (I pass)

I'm attractive, cool and rizz up the straight guys and women.

If you're hot, have elegant features and are a man of culture, hmu.

Discord: glitched_bitch

28 m UK West yorkshire

Looking for dads or guys that would be open to me coming round and letting me use their panties, bras anything I can as I cum rag, can even jerk off together

Telegram: funguy97

31 m East Kent

Looking for discreet guys to hook up with. Love feet, cock, being called names. Also up for general jerk bros.

Telegram: Stryder_93