Thread 34296707

I've always wanted to post myself on a img board atleast once, ask anything. I'm almost 20 and im still a failure, hopefully you guys think im pretty atleast 6/10 ? Also wish me a early bday.
Respond however idm ! <3

>>34296707 (OP)
Prove your 20

Nice tits

>>34296708
is this good enuf for u fag ru gonna jerk off now? i said almos 20.

>>34296722
their A cups but thank u

>>34296734
Yes that's fine now ship out those tits

>>34296707 (OP)
You're not bad, happy birthday. post more now

>>34296707 (OP)
Trans until proven otherwise, you know the deal. Post timestamp as well

>>34296754
I Identify as She/They so technically a troon i think
i dont know what a time stamp is
can u insult me or wish me a happy bday its my big 20 soon!!!

>>34296737
ship? like to a port?

>>34296776
Just show nipples and pussy already

>>34296739
few days old when i tried to post them before i got 0 likes ! <3
u get it for the happy bday

>>34296775
>technically a troon
You have a dick?

>>34296780
i have such a ass camera in the nightn whatever

Lest see your full body..

>>34296775
Dude we don’t care also Gender queer she/they is the most Milquetoast choice doesn’t count as tranny, a timestamp is just a revealing pic with a piece of paper next to you with the date and your ID number (follows) the Anonymous part in your posts

>>34296707 (OP)
Happy early birthday dork
You have nice eyes, can i have em

literal theyfab lmao

Very quiet very antisocial and a typical wallflower. How do I go about talking to someone like you without sounding like a weirdo. What do need foids l I mean t to talk about? Talked to this cute girl at work, now she's changing departments, feel like it might be because of me

>>34296707 (OP)
>>34296780
Buddy nobody gives a shit about your cleavage, you'll get a lot more of the attention you desperately desire if you just post your nudes already

>>34296780
Miam, you're looking great. Could you be good and take naked pics?

>>34296707 (OP)
what do you do for fun

>>34296794
idk what 'milquetoast' means but okay (delayed caus im retarded and forgot the date the first time, FYI im saving my cunt for work so not free for manwhorees.)
i hope i did it right

>>34296799
if you promise to preserve them.

>>34296871
U didnt, your panty are in the way you dumb broad how are u still alive?

>>34296871
You're extremely cute, would do despicable things to you

>>34296871
Are you aware of how insanely built for bbc you are?

>>34296862
i like going on walks mostly, i go on alot of nightwalks, i live in the middle of nowhere so its not like citys where i have to worry abt 'them'. I like rts games becaus i got the generic military autism. besides that i just bedrot and doomscoll wishing i had bigger tits.

>>34296872
I'll preserve one and use the other to replace one of mine
I promise I'll show it some good things (not my peanits)

>>34296871
How thicc is your bush

>>34296873
sorrrry im such a dumb whore try again later

>>34296900
shaved cant u see?

>>34296899
very sweet thank you, maybe if you plant it another me will grow.

>>34296707 (OP)
I am monitoring this thread

>>34296886
i just have no body fat im not very fit despite my efforts

>>34296904
Shaved is lame

>>34296904
We need to see more for proof

>>34296908
Dont' give me ideas goof
I'll raise that one well too don't worry (Private School)

>>34296895
who's 'them'? anyways sounds like you'd be good at multi tasking if you like rts games. do you listen to music or something while on walks

>>34296932
indians and drunkards. and yes i listen to music on walks usually rock, metal or classical.

>>34296918
so needy,.. what if i i need something!!

>>34296804
uhm subtle is key and dont stare at their tits is my tip

>>34296876
thank u can i get a early happy bday too ?

>>34296943
happy early birthday

may you have a delicious cake then! what's your favourite cake?

>>34296961
mm tuxedo cake but lemon squares are the superiour pastry

>>34296707 (OP)
Can I piss on you? In a cute way

>>34296979
im envious of the pastry you got there. they both look so good.

have you ever tried baking them? or do you just buy them.

>>34296956
Happy early birthday anon, you should celebrate the last days of your teens by slutting it out on 4chan!

>>34296871
girl you reminded me of my ex lol
got same tattoo (i miss her body not the girl as a whole tho)
hopefully you are not as mentally unstable as her..

>>34296993
ahh my mouths open

got more tattoos ?

>>34296707 (OP)
can I add you on discord? I'll spoil the hell out of you

>>34297042
u guys give me more attention then anywhere else i post and im a whore thank u

>>34297054
do i look like your girrlfriend ?

>>34297084
Zero nudes btw

>>34296707 (OP)
Sort of cute I suppose. I'll wish you a happy birthday if you post more lewds.

>>34297082
intoxicated ill think it over after a nap

>>34296895
Maybe with some squeezing they will get bigger :))

>>34297112
understandable, sleep well

>>34296707 (OP)
Got me hard

>>34297084
I think you need to be more of a whore

>>34296871
Literally riyou from Gachiakuta

>>34297164
Bruh no one wants to see your foot shaped dick

>>34296871

you got a beautiful tattoo, would like tot talk on discord add me 0hbo1 / Gloryfeel

>>34297333
why do you stupid jeetmode niggers think this works? women can and do call over local chads the way a normal person orders a pizza but old ass khhv losers on here drop their discord thinking the ewhore will say "sure ill add you and get to know you better and maybe we'll date and get married teehee". this board is full of the most retarded kind of simps who need blackpill suppositories immediately, its inexcusable to be as clueless and reddit about women as most on here are in current year + 10

and fwiw the best thing is just not to address them, every mid on earth wouldn't think her shit doesnt stink if so many absolute faggots werent gassing them up. imagine going to the used (pun intended) car lot and saying "wow this clapped out v6 charger is amazing and i will pay any amount of money for it!". thats exactly what you stupid cucks are doing, anyone that dumb should just be killed ngl

>>34296707 (OP)
>foid
you're a tranny and it's obvious

>>34297368
>>34297351
based

>>34296895
>I like rts games becaus i got the generic military autism
what are some games you're into?

>>34296707 (OP)
add me so I can shower you with attention
iscord dr.agooner

>>34296707 (OP)
Im 28 and I've been a friendless loser since I got out of jail after hs, I feel like I've wasted my youth and that I've missed out on so many normal experiences, is that something that worries you? If not, how do you not feel that way?

>>34297181
i agree
i have no backbone tho so dont expect any actually motivation behind my words

>>34297196
i dont see the resemblance but thanks

>>34297749
Why do you even make a thread here instead of literally anywhere this is gooner central

>>34297752
The hips

>>34297752
post ass or contact thanks

>>34297351
simping wont work it will literally never work, atleast for me. But being a used car that has some mileage, people being nicer then I thought. If fagss think theyll ever find the love of their life on some forum. Look other places, anywhere else would be better for girls retard.

>>34297368
>>34296775
wow ru slow or did you manage to come up with that all on ur own

>>34297541
my current one is MOW: AS2 because i cant afford CTA: GOH

>>34297773
hey op? is there any way to get in contact with u at all? do u have disc or anything? id love to chat and talk to u desu

>>34297084
>u guys give me more attention then anywhere
I know where you can get even more attention.

>>34296871
Nice hips and tummy.

>>34296871
Fantastic body

>>34297753
i tried on X just to get some attention, maybe slut out for a few bucks. seeing as where we are now I think you can tell I flopped. and being from a middle of nowhere hellhole where the closest person to my age is a 30 year old who thinks i cant buy my own cigs so gives me a handfull outside of a show like itll make me sleep with him.

>>34297806
tldr: im lonely

>>34297793
yeah? do i need to become a prostitute

>>34297809
show moar body u kinda sexy though

>>34297809
Where can we add you

>>34297806
https://discord.gg/jerkbuds
You'll get plenty of attention in servers like this.

>>34297809
op im really interested in talking to u please gimmie a chance!

>>34297806
Where you from babe?

>>34297773
oh hey i love those games, wanna play with me?

>>34297806
What do you have against guys my age? We are just horny for 20+ sluts

>>34297815
You giving out some contact then?
A Discord pref

>>34297817
do you guys like a lil knifeplay?

>>34297930
Fucking love it!

>>34297930
Oh fuck that little peek of nipple I'm hard

>>34297930
Didn't know I did until now

>>34297930
My god yes its a favorite. Here's my discord if you wanna chat more about all that. Deathmetalbassist

>>34297879
uhh guess

>>34297930
Rest the blade on the nipple

>>34297952
Michigan

I win you throat my cock

>>34297952
How in the world would I guess?
Kansas?

>>34297952
State of depression

>>34297956
the flat or the edge im confused

>>34297961
looks like ur cock is staying dry n out my mouth

>>34297964
im not american but nice try

>>34298007
Well what are you then angel?

>>34297952
Poland

>>34298001
Flat why would I want you to hurt yourself?

>>34298014
Coward

>>34298020
There's a method to my madness

>>34297930
put the hilt in your pussy

>>34298011
im a mapleleaf, but not a french one thank god.
I was too retarded to pass my french classes anyway.

>>34298035
Based, I wont hold you being Canadian against you

>>34298035
Uh the nipple and knife picture kudasai

>>34298041
yeah yeah ik, the flat edge made my tits look too small i thought this was hotter anyway.

>>34298035
You sound so lucrative to me

>>34298045
When are you going to turn into a full on cam whore?

>>34298046
idk what that means im poor but thanks

>>34298045
Oh yeah fuck you are so goated for that
My dick is diamonds
Do you watch derpixion

>>34298049
i was thinking next year i want a titjob first

>>34298054
Your tits are fine. Start now.

>>34298054
Absolutely not small tits are hot why fill them with fake silicone

>>34296707 (OP)
Need her discord so I can buy her steam rts games and watch her cut whilst I jerk it.

>>34298060
i want people to gawk at my tits not glance for once in my life

>>34298052
uh not really i mostly read fanfics and play murdersims to get off

>>34298070
Id glance
How much longer are you going to be on?

>>34298070
Maybe get the shirt off and people can gawk.

>>34298073
Whats your current kink fandom?

>>34298073
Women really don't enjoy porn like us
It's like we are two different species?
How do you feel about this

>>34298074
idk really i dont have much to do, ill probably be on and off the thread until it dies. I dont have anything better to do in my life and this has been kinda fun.

>>34298080
what does that mean like kink fandom explain it like im lobotimized

>>34298105
It's kinda nice when men and women can't just talk to each like this without that cancerous shit like toxic masculinity and feminism to weigh it down

>>34298095
nothing i hope her uterus gets mutilated

>>34298108
What fanfics do you read, and what is your favorite Kink

>>34298113
Unfortunately for you she's an expert

>>34298116
probably sadomasc closely followed by rape. Not CNC i think safewords are retarded and a turn off.
and i mostly read things on AO3 ive been on a home invasion and stalking fic spree recently.

>>34298129
Gonna post anything to redgif?

>>34298131
idk what that is

>>34298136
Basically you upload clips of yourself it's pornhub but for short form

>>34298138
all those woman are so much hotter then me im fucked

>>34298146
Not even
Redgifs is just a way for you to post videos here with audio

You should do it

>>34298146
Bitch you're kinda hot like a solid 7

>>34298146
Post the one with the biggest tits you think is hotter than you

>>34298148
is there ways to make money on it and if so is it like tiktok revenue where ill be given lik a dollar a year

>>34298157

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/expensivegargantuanantarcticfurseal'>via RedGIFs

THIS FRENCH WHORE

>>34298167
Negative
You need to network if you want to make money

>>34298167
No, redgifs is just a platform initially for reddit whores to post their clips to redirect people to their onlyfans.

>>34298173
Dude, just post the links.
Dont worry about the embed

https://www.redgifs.com/ifr/expensivegargantuanantarcticfurseal

>>34298173
Her tits are nice but her whole energy seems fake
Hard 6

>>34298173
im retarded how do i embed

>>34298178
ojkay sorry

>>34298167
If you want money without onlyfans the best bet is to make a discord server like the other whores and ask for paypal or throne cash gifts

Happy early birthday cutie! Are you feeling generous enough to post a pic of your ass in booty shorts? Lmk..I dig the stomach tattoo a lot as well..

>>34298180
energy? isnt it abt tits and looks i dont get it to me shes a 9/10 besides that shes too mousey and i dont lik mousey woman

>>34298192
I'll never understand women
You don't enjoy porn the same as we do despite being the same species
You keep saying the wrong women are hot
Id take you and your much smaller tits over hers and her giant tits anyday I'll never get people saying women like that are hot

>>34298192
Post some more of yourself so we can tell you how attractive you are

>>34296871
Nice photo! Really teasing

>>34298192
U gonna stab ur belly again for us?

Whats your discord maple flavored whore ?

>>34298192
So we gonna get any uploads?

>>34298189
sure if thats ur poison

Damn
I’d love to see you rub your pussy

>>34298255
You gotta tell more about yourself, it makes stroking to you better

>>34296707 (OP)
Ask anything huh. Why do women try so desperately to create as many problems as possible to men that should not exist? Don't u understand we're on your side and you'd have no chance in a million years to "win" if we weren't. Do you really have to be such massive pieces of disrespectful garbage everywhere you go. Also most of your ideas of disrespect are so pathetic and incorrect they completely miss the mark anyway but we know the intent is still malicious which is why we shit talk back. It doesn't really affects us too much since you're all so weak but why even try in the first place it's honestly just annoying(about as annoying as having an arrogant dog bark at you thinking they actually do something). Can't you just be cooperative? Do you know we can reach peak heaven level happiness if you stop resisting for no reason. We naturally only have good intentions towards you but you literally force us to hate you with your behaviour. Almost every bad thing men have ever done to you is simply a response to this awful behaviour and even then we still hold back alot despite the fact you deserve to punished 100x worse for what you do.

>>34298255
Damn, it was a shot in the dark but thanks. I appreciate that...

>>34298255
I want to eat you until you cum, and then keep eating you until you cry

>>34298291
I'm talking things like your constant dishonesty, fake confidence making you look 10x dumber that you already are, constantly sabotaging and trying to play some kinda stupid 0 iq gimmick that is a pure waste of time for me to even respond to, organizing yourselves at work to try and get men fired constantly, writing tons of articles of straight up bullshit lies about us on the internet literally hosting entire websites for that reason alone(not that we read any of it since 2 words in we already know its bullshit but we do occasionally run into them when looking for completely unrelated on the internet). Don't you understand happiness for us will come if u just stopped doing this BS? I shouldn't have to deal with this at all. It slows our evolution down to a crawl cuz we constantly have to step back to deal with whatever mess you made while you sit there and blame us for it even though u'd have no chance of survival much less evolution without us at all. In order words why be a problem for no reason at all.

>>34298105
Why not record yourself moaning and touching yourself

>>34298167

Just get a sugar daddy like every other Gen Z bimbo.

>>34298255
You keep saying you want to make money while being desperate for attention to your body.

Just put a price on your throat and get it over with. Take the facefuck, wipe it off on your slutty tits and get on with your life.

Hey cutie, id love to see your soles or you in heels if you have any, you are so adorable

>>34298270
Im 5'5, abt 112.7 pounds it says on my scale. Im fairly fit, I can on regualar walks and occasionally workout. Im infertile so anyone who has a breeding fetish, get fucked loser I dont want to carry kids.
Im also not a virgin but i think most of you could guess that.
I havent had enjoyable sex yet, no ones ever made me cum besides myself.
I dont have much self respect, and I smoke alot.
Idk whatelse tos ay im not very interesting

>>34298368
Have you ever post your discord here before?

>>34298291
coopertive wtf does this mean like just spread my legs? You obviously have a very little understanding abt the type of person I am, I dont want your good intentions I dont want your bs, I dont care abt your feelings im not your friend. You fucking manwhores are the ones who come to me, ik im a whore but atleast i have the self awareness to realize my worth. I dont want 'men' to come save me like a princess. Im not some strawman representation of all foids, I have a personality I hope atleast. All the sex's have grips with each other and I dont want a part of it. If you dont like girls just be a fag or smth. woman won't change because men won't but i think thats kinda who people are and thats okay.

>>34298373
no this is my first time posting on a img board

>>34297164
the thumbnail made this look like it was some sort of mangled up deer foot to me ngl brudda

>>34298407
Are you open to talking to people on a more personal level?
And not like the weirdo you replied to >>34298400

>>34298173
She looks like a bar wench kinda tacky

show throat for the boys

>>34298415
depends on the subject desu

>>34298428
"desu" how thE fuck did i mispell desu that bad

>>34298428
Nothing of importance, just shooting the shit with someone even less interesting than you

>>34298430
T B H desu

>>34298432
i dont understand why it does that but alr ig
ask me whateveer ill try to answer

>>34298418
i dont get what this means like the column of my throat?

>>34298437
I meant on discord or whatever you use

>>34298441
The inside of the throat girl, the best place in a woman's body! The promised land!
The outside of the throat is good too! And the collarbones. God I love collarbones. Collarbones are cute as fuck, maybe you'd get people staring at your chest if you exposed your collarbones more

>>34298442
>>34297351
the "not like the other gooners" angle only makes it more pathetic and retarded btw

>>34298437
About ten years ago when people kept saying
S M H
T B H
F A M
The mods made it so they would always autocorrect to baka desu senpai
Which should say baka desu and senpai, but I actually typed the above acronyms without the spaces.
At least I think it was ten years... It was a stupid trend of people trying to be ironic and sound like black twitter back then.

I hope you'll show more ass again OP.

>>34298442
i might make a burner later if i feel like it but if ur expecting anything you'll just be disappointed

>>34298500
Not expecting anything, just looking to chat

>>34298474
what the fuck i was in grade school for that
how old is everyone here?

ill post more ass later dw im just not horny enuf for more thirst traps rn

>>34298536
>>34297896
ni-

>neet
>foid
>doesn't dream about sucking cock

It's really just femboys or nothin anymore these days, huh?

>>34298035
big things happening in saskatchewan i guess

>>34296707 (OP)
Why are your tits so small

>>34298633
the only time i enjoy cock in my mouth is when its forced

>>34298903
have you thought about adding me on discord yet

>>34298683
Im offended in a weird way by this am i that trashy?

>>34298905
yeah yeah i made a new account people can friend me now @imaattentionwhore

>>34298300
hottest thing i read in months

>>34298914
You still here

>>34298536
30
Horny yet?

>>34299014
u get it

>>34299231
Wanting to eat a girl that long isn't being horny, it's called being a good lover. I def want you to sit on my face though ;p

>>34299231
So you feeling slutty yet

so does op have a penis or what?

I've always wanted to capture a girl, and force her, dominate her while tasting and kissing her whole body, it's like being harsh and romantic at same time >>34298255
>>34297930

Did you die?

>>34298903
In another life we would've been great friends

>>34299014
Are you also a hot girl?

>>34299231
I mean, I'm the one who said it.

>>34300353
i was asleep
>>34299329
im a whore not a sluT!!

>>34300970
Check your alt discord

>>34299333
mentally imagine me with whatever makes you the most uncomfortable im just a fantasy for u all anyway <3

>>34300977
Instructions unclear send nudes

>>34298255
Cute butt, post more.

>>34298909
it could have been worse! i could have said manitoba!

>>34300970
>im a whore not a sluT!!
;^)

>>34300970

Sluts do it for free. Whores get paid.

Do you get paid?

Show us your cunt

I think we’re going to need some feet up in here, in “the pose” ideally.

>>34300977

>>34301141
This

>>34300970
Great. Here's a hundred bucks. Now, get on your knees.

>>34296734
is that u want us to do?

Can't believed you guys scared off all the hoes talking about throat fucking
This board used to mean something besides Discord farming and 3 reply meetup threads

>>34300977
no I need to know if its gay to interact with this thread or not. this is essential to my sense of self and jerking off to a dude might dissolve my psyche

>>34301821
yeah i wonder who was talking abt throat fucking ... i wonder

>>34302199
Do you like it?

>>34301370
go ahead ur all manwhores anyway <3

>>34302200
i like ur imaginations its so interesting to me!

>>34302207
Is it really?

>>34302203
Would love to talk more with you if interested? Let me know what platform and I'll send my contact info