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Anonymous (ID: lTR/QBGo) No.34375692 [Report] >>34375784 >>34375803 >>34400467 >>34417407 >>34426844 >>34439917 >>34444287 >>34448394 >>34455140 >>34467704
Welcome to /aan/ - Adopt a NEET

This thread is for NEETs, semi-providers, and providers to connect and find matches.

If you only want sex or “online only,” go elsewhere.

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>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Anonymous (ID: iDLxZq4m) No.34375774 [Report] >>34375785 >>34376213 >>34383935
houston, tx male provider

> i will provide basics u help raise my daughter, u get your own room you cook and clean thats it you dont have to bend over to take dick unless you want 2
Anonymous (ID: 1g7YVoeE) No.34375784 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
Can I be unbanned? I feel like Emerson got mad at me for the wrong reasons
Anonymous (ID: deNev8Ga) No.34375785 [Report]
42.m.houston area.sugardaddy/tall/handsome/have money not >>34375774 no kids, easy going reply with method of contact for body/dick pics and include monthly budget, prefer students or someone taking a break from college, have a farmhouse on a pretty large tract of land but gotta hit it off for that sort of thing and you gotta go to school. Not even sorry, bit of a mutual benefit thing in that arena.
Anonymous (ID: ukaCrAFL) No.34375803 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
24/M/straight
Snapchat: driftkity

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Ohio, not willing to relocate.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for Maid. Nothing sexual. Offgrid living with tons of cats, cows, chickens, pigs, ducks, geese, and mushrooms. Two old fashioned wood cook stoves, 3 bedrooms, and one strong young man, who needs some help holding it all down. Would prefer female because it fits the maid role, but if there’s only dudes here that’s ok. I would provide food, water, electricity, and wholesome cartoons, you hold down the fort and make sure the house stays clean and warm(ie clean litter boxes, and feed woodstove fires) ideally I need someone this winter. I’ve got no friends, so I’m looking for a friend who wants to live with me, but I’m not quite ready to tie the knot. Hope you understand. Ethically virgin.
Anonymous (ID: lTR/QBGo) No.34375804 [Report] >>34467117 >>34468138
>Status: neet with a lil side hobby

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality: 25/F

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Austin, Tx
No relocation
>What are you looking for?
A platonic provider/ mentor or friends!
>Anything else you would like to add?
Looking for a platonic provider, business mentor, or friends I like marvel rivals and learning Japanese! Ooo if you’re learning Japanese pls dm me, I’d love a practice buddy ^-^
Besides friends, someone who can offer really good tips about running a business or just sharing ideas :3
**Please don't add me if you're under 25 .** ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

>Not looking for
People that want a gf(I have a bf) druggies (weed is ok), controlling men, racists, Trump supporters
Discord: Luna.ai. With the period at the end!
Anonymous (ID: 2tRuVcqP) No.34376106 [Report] >>34376208
I've had a rough and abusive childhood. I'm a man looking to be treated as a kid or teen by a female. I don't like baby or little space roleplay. I prefer a middle or high school range. You can be middle or high school aged, or you can be an adult.

It can be a friend, romantic, or sexual RP. My biggest dealbreaker is childish typing. You know, the full babytalk / animu moe / furry UwU act. Just talk to me as normal. I'm not into dark or edgy roleplay stories. No abuse, cucks, cheats, poly, open, etc.

My interests are older video games, kids TV channels, cartoons, comics, children's books, toys, in and out of RP. I don't care for IRL age just as long as you aren't too young or too old in real life. My childhood was the '90s and '00s. I'm a private man.

I'm looking for strictly text replies. That means no phone calls or video. I'd like to keep this online. I'm not going to meet up with you or date. Any country is okay just as long as we keep the RP in English. My timezone is EST; I'm most online at night.
>Discord
shi.meji
Anonymous (ID: HEBK1xNy) No.34376208 [Report]
>>34376106
I mean I guess I can't fault you for trying, but still... lol
Anonymous (ID: V2KfTiRi) No.34376213 [Report]
>>34375774
What happened to the mother of your daughter
Anonymous (ID: e/HG21g4) No.34376386 [Report]
Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info - autistic weeb neet. Contact is chickn3@proton.me

>Location + Willing to Relocate? - south California. No relocate.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other) - a platonic arrangement. Friends. People who can be a good friend to me and let me stay over without any drama or weird shit on either side

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.) - basically i am looking for serious long term irl frens who trust me enough to stay over for a day or two. But you may contact me for anything else aan-related
Anonymous (ID: oKntcbNy) No.34376513 [Report] >>34377418 >>34378061
31 m PA

Looking for young men who are serious about starting a new life (including relocation). You don't need any money or any way to get here, we'll handle all of that, just a willingness to start new.

Disc: randomcodemonkey
Anonymous (ID: vlzL953L) No.34376592 [Report]
neet f (male) in 20's looking for a provider

looking to be submissive to someone dominant, especially looking for someone who is deeply into feminization and could help me with that :)

disc: randomid667
Anonymous (ID: nIr5Zgee) No.34376668 [Report] >>34376879
>Provider
>Russian, 30m, living in London, UK
>6'1, long brown curly hair (ponytail), glasses, beard, tattoos
>work as a school principal, make enough to live on my own and support one more person
>hobbies/interests: motorcycles, gaming, metal, kickboxing, calisthenics, DIY, hiking, stand up comedy
>dom, into pretty rough stuff
>looking for someone as kinky as I am, something long term, bpd/abandonment/daddy issues more than welcome
>not looking for fatsos, men, anyone older than 25, anyone who wants kids/marriage
>disc: airways3.14
Anonymous (ID: 3iXdbnn/) No.34376879 [Report]
>>34376668
there's an autistic half Russian femanon living in London living alone and playing games all day did u meet her
Anonymous (ID: lTR/QBGo) No.34377418 [Report] >>34378061
>>34376513
is running a sus cult dni he’s banned from the server
Anonymous (ID: xdmVePas) No.34377570 [Report] >>34378011 >>34378038 >>34378112 >>34433151
22 female who's hit rock bottom and can't find her way up. I lost my id and ssn (no passport), I'm homeless, I can't legally work yet (got suspended from my job) I have lupus, and I don't have any connections to family and haven't for years. I'm shy, I won't lie about that, but I'm trying to really get serious and stop trying to run away from my problems. I just need someone to take me in even if it's just for 6 months. I live in nyc but I'm open to relocating to a nearby city. I'm a virgin, be gentle with me. Discord is johnnythediabeticmaniac
Anonymous (ID: z6ptYxFG) No.34377708 [Report]
>financially independent (for the next year or so) NEET
>27/M/traveling in the US
I’m trying to go back to school and build a life for myself after saving a good amount of money and leaving my abusive family. I don’t need a place to stay now but it’d be nice to have some kind of support system if I run out of money and crash and burn. Any advice or practical help with the college admissions process would be appreciated too. I’m retarded.
>smokedetector4@proton.me
Anonymous (ID: i9kHH0Ll) No.34377736 [Report]
>Status

Provider~

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:

Male, 28, Straight (29 in a month)

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
I'm in Atlanta, Georgia.

>What you are looking for -


Hi, I'm looking for someone who needs a stable/nice place to live and is trying to pursue something. Ideally, you'd have some sort of plan or idea goal you want to hit. (GED, Degree, cert, new job, saving money, maybe just housing, etc?) It's okay if it's nothing concrete. If you're not able to get a job while you're here, you will have chores. I just mean keeping the house clean, dusting, vacuuming, mopping. Typical Chores. If you don't know how to cook: cooking WILL be one of the goals you add to the list. If you are obese, you will be going to the gym with me. Either gender is fine, I just like the company. and i have references i guess.

>Things I don't want:
Minimum age is 22. I'd prefer you know how to drive and/or have a car, but that's up for discussion. No extra domesticated animals (dogs, cats). I have two cats and one dog, and have bad experiences with other people's previous pets. Unfortunately, I cannot take any trans individuals rn. Sorry


>Free Form:,
I thought I wouldn't post again, but I lowkey kind of enjoy doing this and helping folks. Current person staying here leaves in Dec/Jan. I work in the IT field, and I'm going back to school for Data Science.

>Living Conditions:
You'd get essentially a whole bedroom to yourself and a bathroom to yourself There's also a kitchen, living room, dining area, indoor gym.

>whats in it for me -
im going back to school for a masters program, and i genuinely need help around the house. I have two cats and a senior dog. Really would like to just have some help with them whenevr I stay out too long/need to leave the state. + cleaning.

discord: databusinessscienceadmin
Anonymous (ID: 4zV0gwpu) No.34378011 [Report] >>34378112
>>34377570
People will fall for this honeypot
Anonymous (ID: 8j2R2y9u) No.34378038 [Report]
>>34377570
invite sent, i'm 2 hours from nyc upstate
Anonymous (ID: 2JnCsi4v) No.34378061 [Report] >>34378302
>>34377418
>>34376513
Sounds based. What kind of cult?
Anonymous (ID: 8j2R2y9u) No.34378112 [Report] >>34379589 >>34402466
>>34378011
yeah, just confirmed it. safely ignore this one lol>>34377570
APS (ID: 1bApAxG5) No.34378225 [Report]
>>34378176
Don’t you have a whole boyfriend in Texas you’re currently living with? What happened to that ?? Chris? And what happened to the sonics job ?
Anonymous (ID: lTR/QBGo) No.34378302 [Report]
>>34378061
https://archived.moe/_/search/text/Tylercodemonkey/
Read yourself, the deeper you go the darker it gets :3
Anonymous (ID: FmpYwCCC) No.34378688 [Report] >>34397713 >>34417061 >>34429308
>Status: (Please pick one)
Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
M / mid 30s / straight white dude

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Texas, no

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Live in GF / FWB (bio fem only)
Preferably at least mid twenties to thirties

>Interests
Gaming / anime, getting back into shape with my home gym, Cooking new recipies (mexican is my current favorite to cook), Taking pictures of stuff during walks

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm looking for something long term. I miss cooking for someone and having a partner to game and do stuff with. Spooky season is coming and I would really enjoy watching some scary movies snuggled up on my couch.

You don't have to be a gamer or enjoy anime but we had one of those in common that would be ideal. Ideally, we would hang out online a few times before meeting in person. I have a car and can travel within reason

>Deal Breakers
Hard drug use, Literal 'cannot function in society' levels of mental illness

>contact
Discord: Vidyaandfinedining
email: Vidyaandfinedining@proton.me
Anonymous (ID: 2/93I5b0) No.34379528 [Report]
>Status:
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
26/M/straight
discord: printsturm

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
currently homeless but can drive pretty much anywhere in the eu

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
looking for anyone willing to get me a place to stay until i can get my life together
Anonymous (ID: dJpSE6+2) No.34379589 [Report]
>>34378112
Proof?
Anonymous (ID: 4p7AM5Yo) No.34381747 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
30/M/Straight
Discord: superkoolguy_63226

>About Yourself
Hi! Nice to meet whoever is reading this. I hope you're having an alright weekend. I work for a bank and do well enough to support way more then myself. Average height and latino wear glasses and kinda nerdy. A bit too much of a homebody. I enjoy reading and writing the occasional short story even if they don't turn out great lol.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Manhattan, NY. Can relocate if needed

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I don't have anything specific in mind. I live in a three bedroom and it gets quite lonely. It'd be great if I had someone I could watch movies with or go to the local farmers market for stuff for me to cook with. I don't really have any hard requirements for you to do if you wish to stay with me. Typically I work then go to the gym so you'd have plenty of free time alone and I like to cook breakfast before heading to work

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Please be mid twenties-late thirties or have a similar maturity. Oh and i'd really appreciate if this were a long term arrangement.

If you're interested feel free to contact me on discord here superkoolguy_63226 and tell me a little about yourself and id be more then happy to chat with you
Anonymous (ID: Bp3YkX4b) No.34382770 [Report] >>34424315
> Status
Provider. Homeowner, tech career. Comfortable, not luxurious.

> ASL
36m, not k-pop hot but I get by :P
LF caucasian or oriental bio-girl. Fair skin Hispanic is also good, or some mix of it all.

> Location
Atlanta metro. You should be somewhere in the southeast. I want to meet up IRL and vibe check before we decide. I'll come to your area to save you trouble/money. Name your favorite waffle house (you DO have a favorite waffle house.... right?) or local anime con.

> About Yourself
Tech dweeb with too many hobbies and cosplays looking to build up my cosplay queen. You should hopefully already be into J-fashion or cosplay or similar. If you are interested in working on a career, I know many people in a bunch of industries, and hookups with some of the local schools. Or can just provide a safe and quiet spot for you to pursue something.

Don't worry - I already do my own chores. Not looking for a bangmaid like everyone else. Can't get this far in life without having my ass together, y'know.

> Anything else?
Your own room at the minimum, maybe w/ private bathroom in the master suite. Using one of my cars depending on need. You should be comfortable with having an internet presence (or already have one).

> Contact
TG: discountbutteredpotato
discord: p042069
Greet me with a picture of Sparkle from HSR, so I know you're from aan.
Anonymous (ID: JnCkx0xE) No.34383072 [Report]
>>34378079
Join the server.
Anonymous (ID: zP0U3mYW) No.34383908 [Report] >>34383924 >>34426736
>Status
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
39/M/Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Northeastern Florida, not willing to relocate.
**__About Yourself:__**
White, 6'2", green eyes, brown hair and beard with grey starting to creep in. I'm overweight, not a landwhale (6'2" and 265lbs), and have been steadily losing weight with diet + exercise for about 9 months now (down 50lbs). Don't mind sharing pics once we've chatted. I have been married and divorced before, willing to answer any and all questions about that situation in DMs.
>Looking for: Relationship/Wife
I'm basically using /AAN/ to try finding a biological woman that wants to be a (mostly/partially) stay-at-home wife and mother. Hopefully sharing at least some of my interests, wants to start a family, and likes the idea of growing old with someone. Ideally, she likes the idea of couple cosplays at anime conventions or spontaneous theme park trips for a weekend. Someone that tries to take good care of themselves or is at least working on self-improvement, like I am.
Anonymous (ID: zP0U3mYW) No.34383924 [Report] >>34426736
>>34383908
Forgot to paste contact
Discord: oreganolobster
Email: soctemporarius@proton.me
Anonymous (ID: h7JVWZ8T) No.34383935 [Report] >>34392969
>>34375774
How old is your daughter?
Anonymous (ID: cY1wgZ23) No.34384538 [Report] >>34390217
any provider types in portland or?
Anonymous (ID: E5i+Kmr6) No.34386819 [Report]
Philosophers Invoked Xenia Amid Hellenic Legacies And Quiet Discourse
Anonymous (ID: HfEzJZ74) No.34389231 [Report]
bumo
Anonymous (ID: +G2kfxEk) No.34390217 [Report] >>34393810
>>34384538
Perhaps, ASL and discord?
Anonymous (ID: il7YBgxf) No.34392969 [Report]
>>34383935
Bait years old. Super dangerous to be handing over care of a child to a stranger, MUCH LESS a 4chan stranger. Then won't answer what happened to mom? Pure fish.
Anonymous (ID: HY5c19rU) No.34393810 [Report] >>34393918
>>34390217
22f pdx, drop yours
Anonymous (ID: VHCaXuH4) No.34393918 [Report]
>>34393810
kamil09723
Anonymous (ID: HLjNGcZ9) No.34394181 [Report]
bump
Anonymous (ID: CaBlwZWp) No.34394864 [Report]
>Status:
Semi-Provider

>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
Male, 19, straight

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
Dallas, Texas

>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
roommate/friend or fwb, whatever happens

>Anything else?
I'll cover rent, I'd prefer if you pitch in for food. generally i like to be clean but sometimes need help with that as i am a pretty busy person. ideally our arrangement would be temporary (<6 months) and you would be encouraged to do all you can to get on your own feet

>Contact
discord: carsmizzle
Anonymous (ID: FmpYwCCC) No.34397713 [Report] >>34399468
>>34378688
Bumping thread with some rice i cooked today
Anonymous (ID: NAyia/v0) No.34398210 [Report]
Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
......
Anonymous (ID: fKMGRxcQ) No.34399468 [Report] >>34399685
>>34397713
>Vidyaandfinedining
does not work :c
Anonymous (ID: FmpYwCCC) No.34399685 [Report]
>>34399468
that's wierd, ive had an add or two.
Maybe try vidyaandfinedining_43075 or emailing your tag?
Anonymous (ID: P+JkVKsT) No.34400467 [Report] >>34400470
>>34375692 (OP)
>ASL
30 M WestEU
>Orientation
Mostly gay
>About me
I'm an androgynous NEET pensioner living in solitary confinement in a well equipped apartment in the middle of nowhere waiting for another cute boy/twink (maybe even a female) to change that. If you are
into computer / gaming, aquariums, plants, gardening, outdoor / nature and are shut in or antisocial we will likely have something in common. If you enjoy playing all night while cuddling and comforting
each other in between then you know the reality I want to archieve again. As a NEET I don't have a lot of money and am NOT a provider either or looking for such a relationship. My own existance is in
general very eventless, which also means no responsibilities, except those I choose for myself.
>Physical
1.70, 68 KG, Long brown curly hair, little body hair, boyish / feminine statue (not looking like a 30 yo but that is my actual age)
>Looking for
Another androgynous / feminine male or even female that is mentally matching and intrigued by the above. Being a NEET is not a must but don't bother if you never have time or live on a distant continent. Be honest with what
you are and what you seek for from the beginning on. I'm prepared to house someone theoretically indefinitely as long as you contribute to your own costs and have resolved your own life problems already
(Minimum: Basic income for self sustainment + Health insurance = Not dysfunctional - I have been through this with my ex bf so I know why I require these). We can have permanent holidays together,
possibly even travel with the D-Ticket for camping / hiking in the future. You could also help me to make the second garden usable in order to have a dedicated personal outdoor area (if you are into
physical exercise).
Anonymous (ID: P+JkVKsT) No.34400470 [Report]
>>34400467
My typical workouts consist of soil digging, sieving, carrying, lifting and placing stones and gravel, fetch granite over long distances, I also love to pick mushrooms while I'm already in the forest.
Eventually I may even build a kind of outdoor kitchen for grilling and a flowing water system (using gravity on the rain collector) as well as a summerly outdoor bed in my 'hidden' Cannabis garden (its surrounded by trees and
thorny berry bushes) to sleep under the stars when its hot. Any help would greatly speed up the effort to archieve these goals. It is unlikely to find a lifetime
partner but a lasting FWB is the minimum required for anything sexual / romantic, otherwise these are not a must but also mean that if we ever met you would sleep on
the couch. Someone to cuddle would be a priority but not a must, as it can't be forced. But keep in mind that it requires mutual physical attraction, otherwise any
new contacts to spend time with (virtual or real) are welcomed. It would be optimal if you were wanting to voice / videochat if we get along, we could do it
practically any time when I'm not asleep. If I would meet depends on our compability and intensity of previous contact, I am antisocial and introvert but not 'shy'
but its preferable if you are not outgoing except of the forest, I am certainly not the type for parties unless I would host my private ones in the future.
>Not looking for
Dickpics, masculine men wanting sex, fakes, spam, dysfunctional individuals seeking for all inclusive provider, gender issues (cutting off body parts or feeling "discriminated" by any minor thing)
>Contact
endzeitromantik @ emailn . eu

(I have Telegram, Steam and Discord - Write a proper introduction why you want to get in contact with me - fuck off if you can't write more than "whats up" or "show me your ass")
Anonymous (ID: 6rjpGmX3) No.34402012 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous (ID: Zye9Dwvu) No.34402466 [Report]
>>34378112
You didn't confirm shit retard.
Anonymous (ID: U1KZSHUN) No.34402487 [Report] >>34439037
M/34/Bi
fit and well-groomed, 6’6
>
I'm looking for an M or MTF NEET to feminize and turn into my wife. Strictly live-in.
>
I am looking for someone to share my home and my wealth with, someone I can turn into the perfect wife and doll up for public appearances. I will cover all of your expenses, both in needs and in wants, in exchange for your presence. Be prepared to undergo HRT and cosmetic surgery, and I expect you to follow a strict diet that I will have prepared for you. You will have an experienced personal trainer assigned to you to manage your body and fitness and to work with your dietician. You will be expected to make public appearances as a woman, and as my girlfriend and eventual wife. It will be hard work at times, but I am willing to help you get adjusted and to make every decision for you and make the moments in between worth it. I am more than willing to indulge your nerdy interests, pamper you with the finest life has to offer, and spend as much time as you want with you. Anything you want will be bought for you. You will live in my home, have your own spacious bedroom, and have access to my in-home gym and theater. I regularly have high profile guests in the tech sector over for drinks, and you will be expected to fraternize with them as any wife would. You will live and present as a woman 24/7.
>Not looking for:
Anyone with a vagina. Under 18 or over 26. Online only, or those not committed to the lifestyle I am offering. Taller than 6 foot.
>Contact:
ANewHope45@proton.me
Anonymous (ID: O4/jBgsn) No.34403005 [Report] >>34404431
any providers in kentucky? 18f
serious only
disc: ee07876
Anonymous (ID: kcFOKIwg) No.34403122 [Report]
>Status:
Provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
28 M Straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
EU
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
partner preferred, live-in maid
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
I'm a quiet white guy. I come off as kinda autistic, I don't mesh well with normies or people with normie interests or lifestyle. I like simple things, I like gaming, watching videogame essays, watching streams on twitch. I like doing co-op sports. I like being with one other person who I can make my everything. I enjoy talking and being with someone when the vibe is right, and i can be funny too
My ideal outcome would be to settle down

>You
You should be a girl, not obese and not too bitchy. I can give you stuff to do like chores if you prefer that for structure.
Ideally you would cook and clean and it's cute if you actually enjoy doing that for someone, even if you're not good. The spirit is what counts. Sharing my interests or gaming with me is a big plus.
No smoking and no drugs please.
DMs are open for questions always! Don't be shy

discord: gigasiever
Anonymous (ID: d82nMU2B) No.34403154 [Report]
Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
37/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
telegram and discord: mcboots
Anonymous (ID: d82nMU2B) No.34403158 [Report]
>Status: (Please pick one)
Semi-provider
>Sex/Gender, Age, Sexuality:
38/m/California/Cis/ straight
>Location and are you willing to relocate?
maybe
>What you are looking for (pick all that apply)
Looking for a nice neet girl to turn into a tradwife or someone who wants to be a pretty little wife. Someone who has nothing but time to be with me, talk to me while im at work and eventually live with me. Terminally online 4chan human is ideal
>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs?
Right now i have a pretty busy schedule and usually awake / home at weird times. Ideally you're ok with this and will be able to accommodate. Im a big a chubby guy so dont expect a chad lol. I don't rush into things initially unless i feel like there is a connection so dont expect much at first. I do like to yap so please be able to keep up and contribute. Smart girls are hot
>contact
telegram and discord: mcboots
Anonymous (ID: 17ZLRR/A) No.34404431 [Report]
>>34403005
Middle-West Tennessee an option for you?
Anonymous (ID: VI66i0yh) No.34404604 [Report]
Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
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Anonymous (ID: vlzL953L) No.34404889 [Report]
neet f (male) in 20's looking for a provider

looking to be submissive to someone dominant, especially looking for someone who is deeply into feminization and could help me with that :)

disc: randomid667
Anonymous (ID: A7eKu7X7) No.34405149 [Report]
>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
36 / M / Bi

>About Yourself + Contact Info
Quiet reserved homebody when not at work
Into degen hobbies like gaming and anime
4 bedrooms to the one occupant usually makes a very quiet environment
Kik: rocknforte

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Eastern US

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Honestly all of the above sound nice. Rent/Utilities are paid for. If you cook that would be great. Think of your new life as a live in maid or live in chef. If your intent is have a place and be lewd, guess we can add free use to the title as well


>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
No illegal drugs, don't be mean and respect the house
Anonymous (ID: O9FWRX75) No.34405767 [Report]
>Status: (NEET)


>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality:
20/F/latín/bisexual

>About Yourself, Contact Info:
I love horror movies, but I hope you're sweet on me. I try to work out regularly just for health, but I admit it makes me look great. Flexibility is my specialty.


>Location, Will or Will NOT Relocate?

Venezuela. Im willing to relocate, but it depends on what we agree on

Looking for: provider

>Anything else you would like to add? Requirements? Expectations? Preferences? Needs? Wants?

I will be there for you as long as you give me time to study. That gets the majority of my time

If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them on my dms

Discord: birdiedisc
Anonymous (ID: XfWtNg7N) No.34405872 [Report]
hi I dunno if I can post this here, but my server has a lot of NEETs that need providers, I am worried for their wellbeing. Many of the neet women just spend all day gooning in the nsfw channels, but I know some rich guy could just take care of them.

https://discord.gg/8FmU27AmE5
Anonymous (ID: L+Y+xC2/) No.34406694 [Report]
Any older abusive women here that would like a pet ?
Anonymous (ID: S/3lOZIJ) No.34409809 [Report]
I need a young priest and an old priest.
Anonymous (ID: iWgjfo16) No.34410126 [Report] >>34410146 >>34410225 >>34410310 >>34411817 >>34412424 >>34424358 >>34424416
Has this thread actually ever worked without a woman getting murdered or SA'd? I'm a 21 year old woman in the us and was thinking of doing this. I wanna run away from home but I don't wanna die painfully and be made into yt video lol
Anonymous (ID: HhgC9Fw2) No.34410146 [Report] >>34412070
>>34410126
It has i have housed 2 people 1 managed to get on their feet and the 2nd didnt really work out due to my living situation changing drastically and i had to cut their stay short
Anonymous (ID: HrHjkefv) No.34410225 [Report] >>34412070
>>34410126
If you have some experience with men and can make sure you're not talking to someone totally fucked up you should be okay. Also, absolutely make sure to keep contact with some friends and make some in the area so you have resources if things go wrong. If you do that you should be okay.
Anonymous (ID: +BQNnUfS) No.34410310 [Report] >>34410353 >>34412070
>>34410126
It may or may not work, but I've heard too many negative stories with proof to make this not worth it at all, especially the younger and more broke you are. My advice is don't let this become your final resource. Reach out to friends, family, shelters first etc. And this is also NOT the place to find a romantic partner. Good luck, hon
Anonymous (ID: karT1t2f) No.34410353 [Report]
>>34410310
post stories and proof?
i've been asking around myself and nobodies talking so i'm curious where you're getting your stories
Anonymous (ID: XoUjaZnd) No.34410358 [Report] >>34410404 >>34412321 >>34412437 >>34412940 >>34412968 >>34423373
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Soon to be NEET (hopefully).
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25 cis female, straight
>About Yourself + Contact Info
I work a high stress job and am in dire need to live a slower life. I wish to be a NEET at least temporarily so I can get my brain in order and not die from being overworked at the ripe age of 25.

I am very casual, easygoing, and reasonable. I spend most of my free time reading and daydreaming. Can occasionally become obsessive and have the tendency to hyperfixate on things but it shouldn't be a big deal.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Queens, NY willing to relocate.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Wherever the road leads us.
>Requirements
Please have a clean space and good hygiene. Of course, I'll be cleaning up plenty, but im no miracle worker.
Anonymous (ID: OEEFyd9/) No.34410404 [Report]
>>34410358
hollowfromerosion
i would like to ask you some things
Anonymous (ID: 79bGG9X4) No.34410663 [Report]
Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.
.....
Anonymous (ID: AycvjWNr) No.34411026 [Report]
>ASL
25/M/USA
>bio
I am a rich, handsome, successful(in my own ways) person from the south east, i am looking for a qt3.14 wife.. I’m a pure virgin by choice,not because I can’t, but because I have standards. I don’t waste time on mediocrity. If you can keep up with me intellectually, maybe I’ll let you cook me dinner.
I like gaming, music, workingout, and reading, cooking, cute animals and tv shows/movies.
>not looking for
MEN.
TRANNYS..
ghosters..
>discord
qelvra
Anonymous (ID: 7qQfQHSm) No.34411817 [Report] >>34412054 >>34412070
>>34410126
Whatever you do, before you meet up, report it to friends and family, sending them picture and name of the person.
And if you move to them, outside of your country, also tell this the police or somebody more important, just in case.
Keep in regular touch.
Anonymous (ID: GcAWcFV8) No.34411849 [Report]
Generous guys, you know where to find me.
..
Anonymous (ID: karT1t2f) No.34412054 [Report]
>>34411817
This is good advice. Also get them to pay for an exit ticket to keep if possible, or cash to keep and fund an exit. Don't spend the cash like a retard.
Anonymous (ID: iWgjfo16) No.34412070 [Report] >>34412139
>>34410146
>>34410225
>>34410310
>>34411817
Yeahhhh that's way too many redflags to risk on this. I didn't want my parents to know my new location with a provider because they're mentally abusive. I'll just stay a neet at home alive
Anonymous (ID: karT1t2f) No.34412139 [Report]
>>34412070
Don't write it off. People meet from online all the time this is the same but with more personal legwork to verify since you can't trust the social circles around you or dating platform or whatever to filter out bad actors. Not that that even works anyway lets be honest. idk a girl who hasn't been abused and none of that was through online it was through work taxis friends or friends of friends and relatives
Just tyt and trust your gut while using your brain too or not but you should leave your parents house regardless if abusive.
Anonymous (ID: S44m9AS9) No.34412321 [Report]
>>34410358
I'm mid-atlantic and have space

mellow.red
Anonymous (ID: hkOyg9ww) No.34412424 [Report]
>>34410126
People I've met from 4chan have been pretty much like people you'd meet anywhere else.
MAYBE there's a sampling error in which the real superfreaks flake out and ghost you without ever meeting IRL, but, again, that's something that could happen when trying to meet people anywhere else, too.

The only big difference between meeting someone from 4chan and meeting someone from a more normal method is that you don't have to "hide your powerlevel" and can both be sperging out about whatever shameful special interests might get you instantly ostracized from the start.
Anonymous (ID: hkOyg9ww) No.34412437 [Report] >>34412469
>>34410358
This sounds like Electra.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
Anonymous (ID: XoUjaZnd) No.34412469 [Report]
>>34412437
No idea who that is, but I don't disagree
Anonymous (ID: GVmQUi6B) No.34412499 [Report]
29/M/TN
Provider

I have a spare room in my house and am bored.
The rent is cleaning, cooking dinner, and playing with my cat while I work.

Requirements: Biological female of sound mind and character.

Preferences: Short-term, White.

Apply here
Disc: l3m0n0863
Anonymous (ID: GSRbzHru) No.34412870 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet Neet
>Asl
27 tgirl canada t4t based cat (adopt me)
>About Yourself + Contact Info
Neglect effigy meets hopecore.
Living is ideal when death is coming anyway :)
I dont play video games
headphones keep me here
I listen to good music
I have good taste in clothes but I cant rlly afford any haha
Hate using my voice (renovating)
Apply to job. No get job. Apply to more job. No job. Apply to more job. Sit and wait. Think about life. Watch life go by. Watch other people life. See other people life through the phone screen
Do you see the picture?
Life isnt so bad but im kinda in a rut.
City sucks ! Been saving :) no idea where to go. Kinda wanna be abused to the point of trauma ◇ Kinda wanna be held to the point of healing
Hmmmmm.

My username is bg92zw1l

Im tall :>

I make music and listen to music and wrote about 4 different mentally deranged things after this only to then delete and replace it with this
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Yea

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Yea
Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)


&
Anonymous (ID: E8meb8sZ) No.34412940 [Report]
>>34410358
In nyc, mid 20s
Disc: megad0mineus
Anonymous (ID: iuKlE5RM) No.34412968 [Report]
>>34410358
If you want to try out the west coast I’m in the sf area. I know the terrible overworked feeling bc I deal with that myself so would be interested to help someone out of that. 37m
Anonymous (ID: FmpYwCCC) No.34417061 [Report]
>>34378688
Bumping thread with a lil dude
Anonymous (ID: XfoPzW8G) No.34417330 [Report] >>34417929 >>34417956 >>34420640 >>34422536
i met my husband on here years ago, and he never stopped cheating on me or talking to other women. he wasted my early 20s and i'm a mid-20s hag now. do not marry men you meet on here
Anonymous (ID: QlApdrHg) No.34417385 [Report]
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Anonymous (ID: Ihz9ZkAK) No.34417407 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
Join us
https://discord.gg/w83BAJC68G
Anonymous (ID: NHmYbOaP) No.34417431 [Report] >>34417433
Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET

>29, Male, Straight
Epileptic Veteran, huge nerd or geek. I'm insanely book-smart but lost a lot of memories from Seziures. Child actor, game developer, DM for IMDB

Discord: gmdevowner

>Location + Willing to Relocate?

>Looking for: Caregiver ~$3700 / month on VA approval
Anonymous (ID: NHmYbOaP) No.34417433 [Report]
>>34417431
Phoenix, AZ + willing to relocate
Anonymous (ID: 7iF3WMyE) No.34417929 [Report] >>34419409
>>34417330
goes both ways. I'm a guy who met a girl with addiction issues who couldnt stop cheating cause she was insecure and couldnt believe she could be loved. But I wouldn't say it's cause she was from here. What about you??

do you have discord?
Anonymous (ID: qDWOUihl) No.34417956 [Report] >>34417963
>>34417330
Husband, he kept cheating and you are only mid 20s?!
You retards marry way too early and fast.
Anonymous (ID: LDLyzg+D) No.34417963 [Report] >>34419421
>>34417956
Also probably her fault for not waiting long enough to marry like, marrying in your 20's is fine but at least just be his gf long enough to fully scope his scumbag levels out
Unless he pressured her into it but like still lol
Anonymous (ID: xG9/26aL) No.34418375 [Report]
Generous guys, you know where to find me.
..
Anonymous (ID: 0c4mnp0A) No.34419274 [Report]
Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
.
Anonymous (ID: Rp5o17ZU) No.34419409 [Report] >>34422923
>>34417929
This is the correct take, anyone thinking that anecdotal experience can be applied on a large scale is retarded. Doesn't invalidate the experience but still retarded.
And anyone can claim that 4chan divorce rates are above the normal but i'm waiting for the statistics on that. Zero evidence posted ever.
Same is true of things outside of divorce, like violence or stalking or doxxing, that anons pretend are exclusive to 4chan because MSM won't tell you that the weirdos on the news were also on facebook or twitter because 4chan is a safe target to blame and not impact stockprices.
Imo there's just a bunch of bittercels doomposting whenever they can't connect or make the wrong connections out of desperation or inexperience.
What do i know though? I'm just the average tard here and never been married.
Anonymous (ID: Rp5o17ZU) No.34419421 [Report]
>>34417963
what are you even saying?
it's obviously the cheaters fault for getting married 100%
nothing will flip the fact that dickheads like him are the reason for the rise in misandrist takes
should be banned from marriage imo
Anonymous (ID: q9Lqaiba) No.34420041 [Report]
Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
.....
Anonymous (ID: XCofiKjM) No.34420640 [Report]
>>34417330
met my ex fiancee here. things were great until they suddenly weren't. it goes both ways.
Anonymous (ID: yyi/+g9/) No.34420736 [Report]
I came here to make myself feel bad but there is only a slight amount of open sex slavery, That's somehow way more suspicious
I guess the deal is just surprise raping them now, but If they don't agree to it beforehand wouldn't they just report you? Did feds crack down on this while I was away?
Anonymous (ID: bkRPifO5) No.34420837 [Report] >>34422967
looking for wagie with spare room to stroke me when im bored

>zombiepussy
Anonymous (ID: Gc7TTseL) No.34421126 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
M/23/Australia(North QLD), Bi.
Im 180cm, a schizo with depression. But Im alright. I live on a small acreage with a few animals. Like to go out. Play golf and pool. Have a few drinks at the pub.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
North Queensland, not willing to relocate
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
FWB or Relationship

Contact: kerilaus
Anonymous (ID: vQpHzTcY) No.34421594 [Report]
Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
..
Anonymous (ID: oRgnijcH) No.34422536 [Report]
>>34417330
then u should've just picked me and we would've been playing videogames right now and cuddle
all I want is a gf to game with all night
Anonymous (ID: T/K9Mq0E) No.34422923 [Report]
>>34419409
>Same is true of things outside of divorce, like violence or stalking or doxxing, that anons pretend are exclusive to 4chan because MSM won't tell you that the weirdos on the news were also on facebook or twitter because 4chan is a safe target to blame and not impact stockprices.
Bianca Devins and Brandon Clark met through Instagram.
4chan is just where Bianca being a terrible person could be discussed openly.
Anonymous (ID: gA6IYj2S) No.34422967 [Report]
>>34420837
lol. lmao even. so at what point does the provider receive something of value from you?
Anonymous (ID: G+Ge4Z+r) No.34423373 [Report]
>>34410358
delita_heiral
Anonymous (ID: evhyqG/O) No.34424045 [Report]
Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
......
Anonymous (ID: Bp3YkX4b) No.34424315 [Report]
>>34382770

bump :3

Had a promising lead and then hard ghosted...
Anonymous (ID: Q+ehVBu/) No.34424358 [Report]
>>34410126
>I wanna run away from home but I don't wanna die painfully and be made into yt video lol

Cuntoids have too much of their brain filled with jewcrime podcasts which leaves them completely empty to the dangers of the real world. While you're cowering in fear of becoming a fucking roommate you're literally tens of thousands of times more likely just to die to some random nigger on a bus who hates you for being White.

Every single fucking day, every single fucking city. If you're not murdered by a nigger you're raped by a nigger. Yet you mindless cuntoids keep crying for open borders, anti-raycissms and dieversity, while still somehow being terrified of abductions that are literally some of the rarest and most unusual scenarios one could even imagine.
Anonymous (ID: Bp3YkX4b) No.34424416 [Report]
>>34410126
What's your situation?
Anonymous (ID: avtCJsb9) No.34424927 [Report] >>34424936 >>34424961 >>34428475
bros... I adopted a girl from here and she moved in recently but she's eating a lot more than what I had originally anticipated.. w-what do??
Anonymous (ID: 2YW3ISpe) No.34424936 [Report]
>>34424927
tell her shes ate enough already
Anonymous (ID: gA6IYj2S) No.34424961 [Report]
>>34424927
switch her diet. stop buying chips and snack cakes that can never fill anyone up. buy meats, eggs, potatoes, shitloads of cruciferous veggies, etc.
Anonymous (ID: t0ZiXwa+) No.34425411 [Report]
Does anyone here actually want to get loved and married or is it just a show for you guys? Just pretend play? I can give you a stable life, but you people need to understand that stability is boring. It's two people loving each other and relying on each other.
It doesn't matter where you are from. I will handle everything.

>ASL
27 M Europe

>about me
-straight
-antisocial no friends
-got a large house with a garden and stable job
-anime, mango and video games; also love aquariums and fish/plants.
-Am obsessed with psychological horror/thriller and Korean films.
-Love going to the cinema and sometimes hiking.
-Never smoke, never drink or do drugs.
-saving my firsts for my wife
-Catholic, but don’t go to church and don’t mind other religions/agnostics/atheists
-167cm/5'6.

>looking for
Just be a nice friendless petite girl that wants to get married, is loyal and honest and won't kill me in my sleep. I don't care if you're autistic, bpd or whatever. Would also be great if we share interests as I would love to cuddle and play games with you

>not looking for
-trans
-just friends
-men
-girls that want only money without a connection
-schizos that will kill me in my sleep
-substance abusers (ideally want someone who doesn't smoke or drink like me)

>contact
I don't use discord or instagram and other social media like it

If you are serious download Zangi or TeleGuard (both free and secure, do not need to make an account). Or reply here and we will figure something out.

Zangi - 4974855904

TeleGuard - NPEYZS9HQ
Anonymous (ID: tpfYw072) No.34425595 [Report]
How far do you think this conversation could go?
Anonymous (ID: RMUlZ4lr) No.34426455 [Report] >>34426478 >>34426527 >>34426591 >>34426736 >>34426746 >>34450024
20 f pnw straight
Semi-provider, I guess? I'm not in college and I make very little money. I've never really lived away from home but I feel like I'm making my mom's life harder by being here. :-( I could potentially relocate but I can't drive + am poor, so I would need help doing so.
>Looking for
Someone I can live with and be affectionate towards.
>About
I'm not very smart or interesting; I actually think I might have a low-iq. I'm pretty easygoing however and I like to keep my space clean. Most of my hobbies are indoors-y.
I have not posted my contact because, to be honest, I'm still kind of unsure about this. I just want to see if anyone is looking for something like this.
Anonymous (ID: Z9VAWWIK) No.34426478 [Report]
>>34426455
im 27 m in California, a provider - im very interested in getting to know you better and see if it might be a good fit.
My email is bigblueeyes33@proton.me. we can talk there if you want and exchange contact info
Anonymous (ID: 4xOCcKV8) No.34426527 [Report] >>34426584
>>34426455
I'm interested and would be open to helping with relocation after we talk for awhile and get to know one another.

I don't want to leave my discord though, can you leave a contact?
Anonymous (ID: xkFpQdTf) No.34426572 [Report]
Where are all the gay boys with daddy issues that can satisfy my savior complex.
Anonymous (ID: RMUlZ4lr) No.34426584 [Report] >>34426722
>>34426527
Hi there! Yes, of course. And thank you. :) Do you have a preferred site?
Oldernsingle (ID: wzBxO61A) No.34426591 [Report]
>>34426455
PNW here too. Hit me up.
Anonymous (ID: 4xOCcKV8) No.34426722 [Report] >>34426739
>>34426584
leave your discord, i just didn't want to drop my handle.
Anonymous (ID: urtxZbP6) No.34426736 [Report] >>34426766
>>34426455
I'm in this thread here: >>34383908 >>34383924
Feel free to add me.
Anonymous (ID: RMUlZ4lr) No.34426739 [Report]
>>34426722
Oh geez, I saw you mentioned discord in your post and then I forgot. Goodness.
>nosekiss7
Anonymous (ID: z9DGjTQ6) No.34426746 [Report] >>34426766
>>34426455
i can help you.
disc : thelegenddanon
Anonymous (ID: RMUlZ4lr) No.34426766 [Report] >>34426769
>>34426736
>>34426746
I will add you guys (thank you very much for your interest) but I think I would feel bad talking to more than one person at a time! I'm not sure how to go about this.
Anonymous (ID: 4xOCcKV8) No.34426769 [Report]
>>34426766
I added you. I have the rodent pfp
Anonymous (ID: FfqwFv6t) No.34426844 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
Provider/Semi Provider
24 M Midwest US
>About me
I'm a mostly regular nerd dude, I'm pretty tall and i take fitness semi seriously. I like Dnd and stuff. I paint minis too
I'm pretty well off and taking a gap year from work, I've done nothing but work for 6 years.
I listen to maidcore, shoegaze and a bunch of sad boy stuff.
>Looking for
Live in GF/FWB(cis female) over the age of 19 (so 20+). I'm clean and I don't have alot of needs outside of someone to be intimate with every now and then.
My apartment is going to expand to getting another room soon so I figured I would let someone stay with me.
It's super spacious as is so that's a plus
I have a bunch of game consoles I want to set up to play with someone, the Gamecube with the Smash that came out with it and some other stuff.
>Relocate?
I can help you move but you'll have to be patient with me. I can only relocate you within the US. Maybe(??????) Canada.
>contact
send your discord to my email please.
maidcoreenjoyer30k@proton.me
Anonymous (ID: VdB6lpOc) No.34428187 [Report] >>34428219
> Status:
NEET

> About:
29 F SE asia
5'1 asian, i play some games, goes to gym and trying to be fit since im a bit chubby, listens to music, watch vids or whatever, I can cook, clean and everything

> Willing to relocate:
Yes

> Looking for:
LEGIT PROVIDER that can provider for my relocation and the place I can stay. Nothing urging me to move asap but would love if it can be. And as long as he is straightforward about what he wants, stable provider, can make me feel safe and at least a decent person.

If you have more questions, feel free to add and ask me.

Contact: sunrises.1
Anonymous (ID: nfi2SuZC) No.34428219 [Report]
>>34428187
Are you in the server?
Anonymous (ID: j2FwERyC) No.34428475 [Report]
>>34424927
Cook and eat meals together.

It was cheaper for me to feed two people home-cooked meals than it was feeding just myself before she moved in because I never felt like cooking for one and would buy lazy shit.

It may also help the NEET develop a necessary life skill so they don't go back to wasting away on freezer pizza, hot dogs, cup noodles, etc.

It's also just a pleasant way to spend an hour together where you can talk or not talk and focus on the cooking or whatever depending on rapport and comfort level.
Anonymous (ID: xlTa6zxu) No.34428649 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality,
29, M, Straight
>About
Engineer with a stable job. Just a regular guy who likes to cook, go for a walk, go out with friends, play dnd and similar games. try to keep in shape with doing regular workouts.
(177cm, 74kg, slim fit, shortish brown hair, blue eyes, white)
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
West Europe, contact me for a more precise location. Preferably, i don't relocate but for the right person, I could consider it depending on the situation.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Well, i'm open to all, but depending on the situation would i provide more. If just a roommate, you'd be responsible for all cost for yourself outside of a place to sleep and so on. If maid, fwb or relationship, we can work out some more. But i don't want to force anyone into something they aren't into. (bonus if you're kinky :) )

>Contact
Discord: Da_vinci5. (don't forget the dot)
kik: Da_Vinci5
Anonymous (ID: FmpYwCCC) No.34429308 [Report]
>>34378688
Giving my post another weekly bump.
Slight discord contact edit: vidyaandfinedining_43075
Anonymous (ID: dya3PI1l) No.34430563 [Report] >>34433538
Any NEETs from Ontario or specifically Toronto that need a place for a week or so?

Soft posting this here before i make an actual post with details.
Anonymous (ID: ibXl1lPo) No.34430608 [Report]
>ASL / description
32/M/UK

>Looking for
Guys who wanna talk for hours every day.

>Not looking for
Guys who don't wanna talk for hours every day.

>Other things you might find important to list
I realise this is unreasonable and I'm insane, but I am who I am.,

>tag/username
Discord: tangerinexox
Anonymous (ID: FwVg7Wyl) No.34432207 [Report]
Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
Anonymous (ID: aTd5Rcvi) No.34432472 [Report] >>34432474
>Status: NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25, Male, Bi (fem leaning) top
6'4, Fat, Hairy

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Europe and yes.

>Looking for: (FWB, Relationship)
I'm looking for somebody that would appreciate my presence in their lives, i can cook, clean, have honest conversations and be nice, i can also f*** for hours, gooning has made me insensitive and i CANNOT cum with normal sex, so if you're into getting ravagged after a long work day to relax i'm your guy.
Some things to keep in mind: I'm a Hiki and an internet addict, i need good access to the computer to play vidya mostly. I dont do drugs but i can try them if you ask me to. I can be quite wholesome. if you buy me a pair of dumbells i can get swole pretty fast. I can defend you, even putting my life on the line, I dont care if i die.

If you're interested hit me up:
TG: Sbdyo

Captcha: YRM0M
Anonymous (ID: aTd5Rcvi) No.34432474 [Report] >>34432475
>>34432472
TG: Smbdy*
Anonymous (ID: aTd5Rcvi) No.34432475 [Report]
>>34432474
im retarded.

smbdyo**
Anonymous (ID: 3oEyUAET) No.34432847 [Report]
>Status:
Semi-provider/Neet(?)

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
19M, Hetero.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
St. Louis, Missouri, can do relocation but only short distances or under special circumstances.

>Looking for: (Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Anything mostly, someone to mentor me so I can learn how to stand on my own would be nice. Romantic stuff only if female.

I've been from bad housing situation to another for a few years, current one is getting bad. Got first job recently, but don't wanna move too far so that I can continue my current job. I work part time but often get extra hours. Will contribute to house chores, rent, bills, food, etc. I'm good at getting along with people. I can move farther distances but only if you can help with transport and provide me a new job.

Contact me on Discord: trashreap
Anonymous (ID: yVTLQ/w9) No.34432937 [Report]
i'm so tired...

>Status
neet
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
25/m/gay
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
bay area, california
want to leave, anywhere in the us is game, but 1-2 states away is probably better [see below]
>Looking for
a month-long room with someone to look for work, then official roommate if i do [i will not care about the living conditions]
if you want something else with me, just go ahead
i'll leave after a month, if i cannot find work

i don't have a car, phone, money, ID, or anything useful, so... the shorter the roadtrip, the better [for you]
vet me through the discord and whatnot, and ask me whatever you want to know
also sorry, just don't have anything to say about myself up front

discord: moorrttaall.#0
fagmap in case that helps or something: https://tagmap.io/user/28811/hmm...#
Anonymous (ID: j0GsNSYJ) No.34433151 [Report] >>34433218 >>34434290 >>34434295
>>34377570
Vouching for this person, they are actually real.
Anonymous (ID: 7iF3WMyE) No.34433218 [Report]
>>34433151
add doesn't work anyway so can't help them.
Anonymous (ID: SWK6m7l1) No.34433538 [Report] >>34436364 >>34436520
>>34430563
>a week or so?
wtf is even the point of something so short
Anonymous (ID: 06+ucMm5) No.34434274 [Report]
20 sissy femboy uk

Looking and hoping for a long term owner that is a gamer x

About me: I'm am 6ft0 brown medium hair. Slim/average body type. Light body hair. I get told I have e nice legs and bum.
Im a huge gamer its my main and only.hobbie which is why I need someone thats the same. I play overwatch, league of legends, valorsnt, runescape both versions. Im new to siege x and i have pc game pass.
I have been struggling with life. Ive not felt happy in a while. I hate my family.and hav never gotten on with them. I am willing for the right person to give not just my body but my soul. I can also be very clingy for the right person

Prefrences" 30+ preferred but not a deal breaker. MUST be a gamer. I enjoy men that are controlling and aggressive but again not needed

Important kinks: i wnjoy tpe (bathroom, det, sleep schedual, who i gwt to talk to and when, clothes, and maybe more im forgetting. Techdom such as in the long term having access to accounts and being able to watch what im doing on my PC or phone or where I am live location.
I enjoy other's byt those ate 2 very important ones.

Please have your first message to me being an introduction of asl what games yiu play, your dom experience. Maybe yiur most favourite dom moment and least favourite.

Thank you very much
Paige

Doscord: Meowy4
Anonymous (ID: eLCCzgu2) No.34434290 [Report] >>34434295
>>34433151
Pretty funny that if you archive search the (defunct) username they claim to be a virgin in a several posts between October 3rd and 8th.
Then don't in their next, and last, post on October 12th.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, wouldja?
Anonymous (ID: eLCCzgu2) No.34434295 [Report]
>>34434290
>https://archived moe/b/thread/940536583/
>>34433151
Actually female? Because I have doubts.
Anonymous (ID: AWInUqXy) No.34434566 [Report]
Looking for something different, I want to let a NEET use me as a sex slave

I'll give you a place to live and cover all your food and expenses, and in exchange I want to choke on your cock every day.

Kik telperilin
Anonymous (ID: dya3PI1l) No.34436364 [Report]
>>34433538

If they really need a place, if they want to get away for a few bit. I dunno. Who says someone doesn't want a place to crash for a short time.

Your logic is like saying you can either eat buffet or not at all.
Anonymous (ID: 5bAi4MCH) No.34436520 [Report] >>34437716
>>34433538
>wtf is even the point of something so short
In most of the world we call that an all expenses paid vacation. Hell, I'm in the Provider-class and I'd consider just fuckin' crashing somewhere for a week off for a change of scenery.
Anonymous (ID: uFnTdLqE) No.34436951 [Report]
Looking for someone who knows how to spoil me.
......
Anonymous (ID: nROLM+c0) No.34437225 [Report] >>34437229 >>34437240 >>34437772 >>34458639
>Status
NEET

>ASL
22/cis f/UK

>Location
i cannot relocate due to work and university.

>About me
130lbs, 5’3 1/2, brown eyes, colored hair. no tattoos, 6 ear piercings, non-drinker, weed enjoyer, vaper (trying to quit).

so i’m not actually NEET, i work and i go to uni, but i am very introverted and a loner with no friends. i have never held hands, had my first kiss, been on a date or had sex due to being shy and introverted and awkward.

i wouldn’t consider myself totally sane but i’m not a BPDemon either. i struggle with anxiety, general depression/hopelessness about my future, and misanthropy. i try my best to have a positive outlook on my life though, even though i fail most of the time.

i am trying to better myself through doing things that challenge my fears. for example: i’m scared of travelling so i’m planning to volunteer abroad next year at an animal rescue centre.

my top 3 favourite birds: bearded vulture, canary, sparrow.

>Interests
i like collecting new hobbies and skills. i recently started my weight loss journey again after i gained 10lbs throughout this year and i’m trying to get into DC comics. i’m also like to learn crochet.

i like mlp, art, writing fanfics, reading (horror/science/history), music (a perfect circle, alice in chains) appreciating nature, animals, gothic fashion, makeup. my main hobby is video games, my favourites are currently Marvel Rivals, TF2, Helldivers, and VTM:B.

>Looking for
i am looking to improve my overall health and life/social skills through casual conversation and sharing interests. i have no experiences with relationships but i would be open to a GFE-type dynamic even though i don’t know how it works lol. LDRs are a little intimidating to me. i imagine this will lose some peoples interest.

(1/2) holy shit i’m sorry i didn’t mean to yap this much.
Anonymous (ID: nROLM+c0) No.34437229 [Report] >>34440227
>>34437225
(2/2)

i’m not looking for a provider in the sense of housing, but more like someone who can help with day-to-day things that i’m struggling with because my family and i are poor. i’m open to discussing this in more detail.

since i am a wage slave and every day is pretty much the same, i’d like someone who can make my day brighter and break up the monotony. having good chemistry is the most important thing, as well as being mentally stable.

i would like to make little trinkets and cute things for you if we become close.

>Not looking for
married men, gooners, guys just looking for nudes/sex slave,, tradwife, overly depressed people, mental illness-fuelled crashouts

>Contact
reply with your disc or message my proton if you’d like to chat: cheeseburgerapocalypse@proton.me

i may not be as cool or hot as other girls here, and i know that my limitations may put some people off, but i’m really hoping to connect with someone with the same energy!!
Anonymous (ID: UnPX0Vq6) No.34437240 [Report] >>34437258
>>34437225
>i’m planning to volunteer abroad next year at an animal rescue centre.
Is this a specific place you already have in mind? In which case, what country is "abroad"?
Or do you intend to find one and apply, in which case what country would you WANT to be "abroad"?
>i would be open to a GFE-type dynamic even though i don’t know how it works
Clarify: you want a provider to give you a a GFE (i.e., lesbian relationship) or you want to be treated like a girlfriend by a male provider (i.e., he's giving you a BFE).

Two people doing their half of a GFE/BFE is actually a pretty fun first date if you're both any good at improv.
Anonymous (ID: nROLM+c0) No.34437258 [Report]
>>34437240
>Is this a specific place you already have in mind? In which case, what country is "abroad"?
the amazon rainforest in ecuador doing animal rehabilitation.

>you want to be treated like a girlfriend by a male provider (i.e., he's giving you a BFE).
yeah, pretty much.
Anonymous (ID: dya3PI1l) No.34437716 [Report]
>>34436520
Thanks for backing my point. I'm the OP of the post and this other idiot seems to be just a gold digger.
Anonymous (ID: Pbl0xbx2) No.34437772 [Report]
>>34437225
Hey, I’m 26 from the UK and could really relate to a lot of what you said. I’m also a bit of a NEET right now, into fantasy, sci-fi, and gaming (once I get a PC again ). I’ve had social anxiety too, so I get it - it’s cool seeing someone working to push past it like you are.

Discord: _fittsy
Anonymous (ID: wppo/+AP) No.34438035 [Report] >>34438546
Is the discord server for this even active
Anonymous (ID: jLdicfqI) No.34438546 [Report]
>>34438035
It's not completely dead yet.
Anonymous (ID: GSRXnEv9) No.34439037 [Report]
>>34402487

wish this was real, lowkey sounds like a dream.

studying, not working
.t 21
Anonymous (ID: uC7QASrl) No.34439777 [Report]
Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
..
Anonymous (ID: wppo/+AP) No.34439917 [Report] >>34439918 >>34440335
>>34375692 (OP)
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Neet kind of
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
Bio female. Sexuality is open I guess but mostly straight. 18

I'm a normal person. I like reading non fiction books, philosophy and politics etc. I'm not a hoarder and im not loud or obnoxious. My family says im good to talk to, so i can listen to you talk if you want to. it's fine if you don't want to talk to me though. I can literally sleep on the floor of your bathroom or something if you want im really not picky or materialistic. I have my own money and i can make my own food ( I also have a lot of allergies so it's for the best)

Uhh other stuff I like is electronic or 90s music, sometimes video games, swimming, nature in general, watching documentaries lmao. I'm not super crazy just normal levels but I might be a little homesick if I do live with you.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
I live in NSW Australia (not Sydney) but i can relocate anywhere in Australia. I don't have a passport so i can't go overseas

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Room mate I guess. I need somewhere to stay for a month or so until i can work out something on my own. I'm currently living with my mother and father but we have a bad relationship and we fight a lot. I am pretty depressed and kind of a loser so that puts strain on our relationship. I don't want to keep being a burden on my family so I want to leave to figure things out on my own. I will help you out with cleaning or anything you need like errands lmao.

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Please don't be overly sexual/creepy/abusive. Don't expect me to look like some super hot e girl im just a normal girl. Nobody too old.

Continuing on another page because this is getting too long
Anonymous (ID: wppo/+AP) No.34439918 [Report] >>34440644
>>34439917
-anybody that has a girlfriend because they probably wouldn't be okay with some random girl sharing with them.

I'd kind of prefer if you didn't have dogs because im a little bit allergic but it's fine if you do. I like cats but I don't have any of my own atm

Anyway yeah that's it this is kind of long. Discord is jaschwoosh
Anonymous (ID: iftxdnKg) No.34440199 [Report]
>Status:
Semi-Provider (shelter/food), I can't afford many extravagant luxuries right now, but I can afford to keep you fed and I live in a nice area. I am self studying to change careers.

>ASL:
34/M/SoCal, white (blnd/blu), very tall (6'5"+)

>About Yourself, Contact Info
oldfag since '07, mostly visit /v/ these days... I have had girlfriends before and am not a /v/irgin. As far as appearances go I'm "normal" and well-adjusted, but as soon as you have a conversation with me my awkwardness will become very apparent. I'm pretty sure I'm on the spectrum (most played games are Factorio and World of Tanks after all), or I'm just really weird. I'm on /soc/ because I'm banned from all the Match dating apps (which are all the good popular ones). But I'm into weird/neurodivergent chicks anyways, and ladies from 4chan are usually all about that.

>Looking for:
relationship, women, 21-35

>Anything else you would like to add?
I have a very small dog. I am allergic to cats.

>disc:
cups8913
Anonymous (ID: W9GKmVvH) No.34440227 [Report]
>>34437229
So basically you are looking for a sugar daddy?
Anonymous (ID: dFvg3x9L) No.34440335 [Report] >>34440538
>>34439917
What's your favorite Aphex Twin track?
Anonymous (ID: wppo/+AP) No.34440538 [Report]
>>34440335
Aisatsana on Styro. Not super electronic but I still like it. I have that album on vinyl
Anonymous (ID: Gc7TTseL) No.34440644 [Report]
>>34439918
not accepting friend requests
add me XNTH02
Anonymous (ID: Bxc4Kmks) No.34440650 [Report]
> Age :
19
> Sex:
Female
>Doing:
Cam sessions, sexting , GFE Package, Customs, SPH , JOI and more
> Things to know :
I charge and i can verify if u want me to
>Not into :
Time wasters and fake people thanks

>> My account:
>> Tele : lolypopyiz
>> TeGuard:3Q8CQMHUL
>> Disc : lungation
Anonymous (ID: ujyR6Q3d) No.34441508 [Report] >>34441520 >>34442979
Kinda a shot in the dark, theoretically absurdly so, buttt; would anyone crossing by be available for an immediate arrangement? Im talking two to three weeks max immediate..
To be blunt, I'm probably crazy but not the crazy most of the people posting here are. I don't care about all the sexual shit and in the generalization of all generalizations I'm looking for a person to learn and grow from. Realistically I don't wanna be alone, and it scares me that I feel more so now, having more people around me than I've ever had before. It's hard to make sense of this desire, but I believe there lies an answer farther than I've been able to look; and I wanna push myself there, meet and open up to different people, discover and experience different perspectives and ideals, and most of all, have someone eager to listen to my and share with me their mundane boring life..
When it comes to the latter, I'd say I'm pretty easygoing. I don't like bothering and inconviniencing others, and I feel I emphasize respect and trust with people I'm fond of. I don't wanna freeload, I'd want my company to provide you something of worth. Neither do I want anyone freeloading off me, either physically or mentally so. No, I'm not a biological girl, sorry if I've kept you waiting, but those who come here with the sole intention of getting women don't seem interesting regardless.
(1/2(damn i wrote a fuckton(p.s. unrelated to the other thread w this pic i just found it cool :D)))
Anonymous (ID: ujyR6Q3d) No.34441520 [Report] >>34441523 >>34442979
>>34441508
If you've read this far, that's pretty cute lul. If I really somehow did manage to get anyone interested in hosting me, respond to this post with literally a single dot and I'll post a discord, or alternatively provide yours and I'll add as soon as I see it. I should also mention that non Schengen Area EU countries, such as Georgia, UK, some of the Balkans, etc.; are most preferable, albeit perhaps excluding the UK I find it extremely unlikely anyone here is from there. Schengen Area EU countries are not an option as of now, which is honestly the biggest contributor to my hurry to at least temporarily go elsewhere. But other than that, I do suppose I'm virtually able to travel anywhere my passport lets me, which is fortunately most of the world..
(2/2)
Anonymous (ID: xkFpQdTf) No.34441523 [Report] >>34441744
>>34441520
.
Anonymous (ID: ujyR6Q3d) No.34441744 [Report]
>>34441523
wah :o
dis is 5367587198107024
Anonymous (ID: 5IcQ6xDY) No.34442979 [Report] >>34444232
>>34441520
>>34441508
How about you just state your asl fucking clearly?
So damn annoying...
Anonymous (ID: GK+FhmwU) No.34444076 [Report] >>34444988
I wanted to be a neet maid rlly bad life's overwhelming and the idea of focusing on the happiness of one other person sounded nice. I've accepted I'm too ugly of a tranny for anyone to be interested and I'm tired of getting nudes baited because on paper I sound like a 10 even tho I'm like a 4 so now I just come here to fantasize what my life would be like with the providers that post without ever really reaching out.
Anonymous (ID: yMgb4BUM) No.34444232 [Report]
>>34442979
Just to piss u off
NOT A TROLL, SERIOUS IRL, NO TRANS OR MEN.. (ID: YrmOdCHV) No.34444287 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
>Status: NEET!

>ASL

24 M latino (white woman required. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)

>Location: Mexico (north) YES I AM WILLING TO RELOCATE JUST MAKE ME BOARD A PLANE OR COME HERE AND GET ME OUT! I WANT A SPACE FOR MYSELF WHERE I CAN FOCUS ON MY ART AND NOT BOTHER WITH THIS FAMILY "GET A JOB, GET A DEGREE" BULLSHIT, I WANT TO START A NEW, JUST FUCKING TAKE ME OUT MY FUCKING MISERY, JEEZ.

>What are you looking for?

SOULMATE MOMWIFE OR EXCLUSIVE SEXUAL SUGARMOM CONCUBINE.

I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)

You must be able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, you must not get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing")

Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can BE mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit. You must want to help me save the world.

>More requirements:

You must hate society

You must be divorced from your family (except your parents)

You must have no friends.

IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE.

No tattoos.

Hentai will be an INTEGRAL part of our relationship, but we must carry it out IRL.

Virgin.

No pets.

You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)

Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway.

No daddy's girl with pink aesthetic and no "I am such a silly innocent girl" (they're evil)

I'll call you by name of any waifu I choose.

REQUIREMENTS REQUIRED!
HAVE BIG TITS!

I am also looking for distance sponsors!
Anonymous (ID: 2GqMrxHf) No.34444311 [Report] >>34444312
RX

Retards, Trannys, and Incels aboard
Anonymous (ID: 2GqMrxHf) No.34444312 [Report]
>>34444311
Forgot the link

https://discord.gg/Z5XRxDYd
https://discord.gg/Z5XRxDYd
https://discord.gg/Z5XRxDYd
Anonymous (ID: EDmsLKn9) No.34444465 [Report]
>Status
neet >:3

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
19, f, straight

>Contact Info
disc is marienieweenie

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
i live in indiana but its dumb here and i wanna move

>Looking for
uhhh i dunno really, im kinda just curious where this goes
Anonymous (ID: OwJKn2Mz) No.34444988 [Report] >>34457235
>>34444076
Being a troon is tough, dude. You've only got a few years max where you even have a chance of making it as a cute femboy, then you just keep getting more and more mannish until you give up or finally neck it.

How old, where you at, and have you posted yourself elsewhere? Because now I'm curious just how ugly you be.
Anonymous (ID: T9itbNnw) No.34447262 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
21/F/Straight
Discord: itbgcthate

>About Yourself
I'm an ADHD autistic (both pretty mild) university dropout looking for a provider to move in with sometime in the next few months. Living with parents at the moment but I'm getting the impression that I may have overstayed my welcome and it is time to move out. I'm 6 foot (yes, you read that right), brown elbow length hair, and brown eyes. Can provide pics once we've chatted for a while. I've got plenty of interests too but won't list them all here.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Currently living somewhere in England. Ideally I'd like to remain somewhere in the UK but would be open to moving somewhere else in Europe if the right person came along.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Somewhere to live. I probably won't be able to pay rent given my current financial situation but I'm happy to do earn my keep in various other ways. I can cook reasonably well and would be happy to do all the food shopping using my own money and cook your meals for you. I do not desire any sort of allowance, I don't spend much generally. Not interested in any providers who are very mentally unstable or violent/aggressive, I cannot risk it for my own safety. Ideally looking for someone who is good company and pleasant to chat to but I'm not opposed to us keeping to ourselves if that fits you better. I would definitely be open to a romantic relationship if we were a good match.

>Anything else
If interested, feel free to send me a message on discord (my username is itbgcthate) and tell me a bit about yourself and why you think we might be a good fit.
Anonymous (ID: 06+ucMm5) No.34447644 [Report]
20 sissy femboy uk

Looking and hoping for a long term owner that is a gamer x

About me: I'm am 6ft0 brown medium hair. Slim/average body type. Light body hair. I get told I have e nice legs and bum.
Im a huge gamer its my main and only.hobbie which is why I need someone thats the same. I play overwatch, league of legends, valorsnt, runescape both versions. Im new to siege x and i have pc game pass.
I have been struggling with life. Ive not felt happy in a while. I hate my family.and hav never gotten on with them. I am willing for the right person to give not just my body but my soul. I can also be very clingy for the right person

Prefrences" 30+ preferred but not a deal breaker. MUST be a gamer. I enjoy men that are controlling and aggressive but again not needed

Important kinks: i wnjoy tpe (bathroom, det, sleep schedual, who i gwt to talk to and when, clothes, and maybe more im forgetting. Techdom such as in the long term having access to accounts and being able to watch what im doing on my PC or phone or where I am live location.
I enjoy other's byt those ate 2 very important ones.

Please have your first message to me being an introduction of asl what games yiu play, your dom experience. Maybe yiur most favourite dom moment and least favourite.

Thank you very much
Paige

Doscord: Meowy4
Anonymous (ID: uiuhGXnn) No.34447650 [Report] >>34447667
>Status:
Semi-Provider, live alone with my cat (who is mostly outside) in a nice rental house with a small yard

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
I'm a white, 6'4" male, 32 years of age and heterosexual. I look like a tattooed thug, but I'm actually just a chill guy. Don't have a lot of money since I'm on welfare, but I do like to visit Tokyo once every few years on a small budget. I'm pretty creative money wise and even manage to safe some

>Location:
Netherlands

>Looking for:
Would be nice to help out someone out with my spare room who needs it. A Cute neet with a high libido would be fun, but definitely not a necessity. I didn't always have an easy life myself, now that I live comfortably i'd like to give back a little
Anonymous (ID: uiuhGXnn) No.34447667 [Report]
>>34447650

>Contact
disc williewk
Anonymous (ID: mi+ar56q) No.34448310 [Report]
>Status
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
32/M/Straight
6’1” White 190lbs

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
East Coast, USA. Own a home and have a WFH tech job, as is typical here. Not relocating myself, but I can help you move here by covering travel costs, picking you up from the airport, whatever it takes to make it smooth.

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
A girl (18-28) who’s all about the traditional NEET life and just wants to smoke weed and play video games all day with zero responsibilities. Expectation would be a live in girlfriend and that we be working towards marriage. I’d love nothing more than a traditional relationship where I work and you stay home doing whatever you want.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
Looking for someone the same race as me who is biologically female. Mainly looking for someone with the typical 4chan interests and hobbies so we’re more likely to be on the same wavelength. HMU and let’s see if we click.

>Contact
Discord: lotsabrotein
Anonymous (ID: yrDzn3P2) No.34448394 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
>Status
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26, male, straight, skinny, hairy, white, weeb, gamer
discord _squidman_
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
i live in usa, north carolina, i live with my mom and am currently filing for disability, i really like my family but would be willing to move with the right girl or have her move in with me. also happy halloween
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
virgin girl who wants to live together for longterm/marriage
me acting as a house husband
Anonymous (ID: yxVMNRhj) No.34448541 [Report]
>Status
NEET

>ASL
25yr male, bisexual, 6ft, long hair

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Currently in Texas living with family, more than happy to relocate

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Any girl that wants a live in cook/cleaner. Cooking is one of my biggest passions and strengths and I'd be more than happy to provide that service in exchange for neetdom. Also down for a relationship if we click, even a fwb situation if you want. I mainly just want to cook good food and make my paintings, if i manage to profit off my art in the future I'm more than happy to use the money to pitch in for any living expenses or just have fun together with it.

>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
No males. No right-wingers. I'm trans friendly. I'm also extremely autistic and a weeb if anyones into that.

>Contact
Discord: orpheu5_
Anonymous (ID: /MoHnpyk) No.34450024 [Report]
>>34426455
supreme_gent on discord
Anonymous (ID: 7dlYUPL8) No.34450192 [Report] >>34450951
Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
......
Anonymous (ID: +m0i3Twx) No.34450951 [Report] >>34451297 >>34451303
>>34450192
>>34450581
Does this ever work?
Anonymous (ID: qMTHcREr) No.34451073 [Report]
>Asl
32/m/MA
>Looking for
People who have something to say, people who are chronically online, someone to smoke with at the local cemeteries, someone to play timeguessr with.
>Hobbies and interests
If you don't want pictures of the dead stuff I find outside, you probably don't want to hang. I smoke a lot of pot and am perpetually online. Nature is nice but music is better. I don't believe in ghosts, psychics, magic, or astrology but I really like the aesthetics of all those things.
>Not looking for
Gooners or political shit
>Discord
cosmic.thread
Anonymous (ID: qbpskX28) No.34451297 [Report] >>34451306
>>34450951
The fact that they keep doing it implies that it's making someone money.
Anonymous (ID: H0fHeFzw) No.34451303 [Report] >>34452487
>>34450951
On like literally the lowest of the low porn brains MAYBE, I am doubtful of that even
They probably just bought a month's worth of bot spamming credits and are just using them til they run out
Seriously don't know how actually terminally low IQ you'd have to be to fall for this tho
Anonymous (ID: H0fHeFzw) No.34451306 [Report]
>>34451297
JINX
We where typing a reply at the same time :)
Anonymous (ID: 6HvFsxEM) No.34452487 [Report] >>34455079
>>34451303
It could also be money laundering.
Anonymous (ID: Z+d5jq7j) No.34452720 [Report]
Hiii

Sorry for my lack of description on here, more than willing to answer any questions.

Hmuuu

Kik maddietoosexc
Anonymous (ID: zh4oxXjX) No.34454877 [Report]
19 yr old mtf needing to pay rent and obligations urgently
on the brink of homelessness please help if u can

dc is pocketheavn
Anonymous (ID: NN0eUgLF) No.34455079 [Report]
>>34452487
That is also a good theory
Anonymous (ID: z2/Cz2NY) No.34455082 [Report] >>34455096 >>34455101 >>34457251
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
neet (ish). i work about 20 hrs a week but not enough to sustain myself. i don’t have much going for me and currently do not have the drive or desire to reach any specific goals other than feeling contentment with my existence.
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24. bio f. straight.
>About Yourself + Contact Info
i love art and music. i want to spend all my time on that but unfortunately i must survive. i also love to cook/bake.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
usa. no.
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
friends/fwb/relationship but really who cares just talk to me.
>Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)
no. just be kind.
Anonymous (ID: z2/Cz2NY) No.34455096 [Report]
>>34455082
i forgot my discord… killerotterxx
Anonymous (ID: w4T4MFi3) No.34455101 [Report] >>34455126
>>34455082
>lf fwb
>not willing to relocate
you wut m8? at least say what fucking state you're in.
Anonymous (ID: z2/Cz2NY) No.34455126 [Report] >>34457263
>>34455101
midwest. you’re so aggressive
Anonymous (ID: mdxsBN1q) No.34455140 [Report]
>>34375692 (OP)
Provider and NEET-whoever wants either- contact (i have a house and income but wouldnt mind letting go and being anyone's servant/more)
19 Male attracted to feminine people (yes even if they are boys) discord: Diavolo
Thessaloniki, not outside the city
looking for Maid, FWB, Relationship.
Only requirement is communication, speak about what you want upfront.
Anonymous (ID: L+Y+xC2/) No.34455214 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET (not atm but whatever)

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26 M Gynephilic
Im slavic skinny and a smaller guy.

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Europe, absolutely (mostly to anywhere in eu or usa)

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Looking for anyone physically feminine (cis/trans women, femboys whatever) who often feel lonely and want a companion around.
Im a pretty good listener but I also like to talk a lot about random shit (ADHD probs), and sometimes like to get a bit annoying/bratty too :p
Can cook simple stuff and clean. Quite into hiking/nature would love to go out often with someone or just live remotely...
Im a pretty blunt/straightforward and transparent person so dont expect sugar coating and such.

Down for whatever as long as theres some physical contact, at very least cuddling, ideally fwb/relationship or something in between.
Dont care about age race or any of that stuff.
Very open to kinky stuff too, both as a sub and/or dom, and even some extreme stuff...

My disc is hadrian10
Anonymous (ID: LulDgSX4) No.34455416 [Report]
Anyone else up late and feeling a little restless?
Anonymous (ID: 3/egcO/G) No.34455743 [Report]
>Status:
Provider

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
30/M/Straight, Hesitant to write too much about myself in public but happy answer any Q's 1-1.
Disc: Jerryapes

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
London, No

>Looking for:
Maid/Live in GF/Bio fem
Anonymous (ID: KJUKD/Z5) No.34456742 [Report]
Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?
Anonymous (ID: GK+FhmwU) No.34457235 [Report]
>>34444988
I think I make a fine twink with tiny boobs but I'd need ffs for a girly face.im 25 in Canada I have but im not reposting lol i learned my lesson. Like life sucks but im not gonna kms cuz I'm ugly lol that's pretty pathetic. Killing myself because of my relationship with my father now that's where it's at
Anonymous (ID: FfqwFv6t) No.34457251 [Report]
>>34455082
i'm your age in the midwest i'll add you
Anonymous (ID: 0DhTtzLz) No.34457263 [Report]
>>34455126
>>you’re so aggressive
No, they are being realistic. It's bad enough when people put vague areas as location, but even worse when that's attached to not wanting to relocate. Location matters to a lot of people in whether or not it's worth pursuing in case they are too far away or in your case, not in your state (even though you still haven't posted that). Try not being a vague cunt and wasting people's time.
Anonymous (ID: kkQOwuTa) No.34457930 [Report]
>ASL
23/M/USA
>About You
terminally online, chronically horny. want to goon with someone. can go for hours since i cant cum due to my pills. PLEASE GOON WITH ME!
>into.
cute 2D/3D women, thighs in pantyhose, smug faces. Literally anything
>provider
goon with me irl
>not into
ai garbage,moralists,
>discord
maidthread
Anonymous (ID: KbpiohT/) No.34458639 [Report]
>>34437225
shot an email
Anonymous (ID: NXWhWHkD) No.34459374 [Report]
>Status
NEET

>Age, Sex, Sexuality
26 M Straight
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Europe, YES
>Looking for
a girl from the US to live with and provide for me after i move there with her
>About yourself
ppl say i'm good looking, long brown hair, blue eyes, fair skin, jawline I like playing vidya and listening to metal and other types of harsh/rough music. I also love guns which is the reason I would love to be there
>Anything else
I love chubby girls with pale skin <3

>contact
kneecapfixation
Anonymous (ID: kpZoErEh) No.34459393 [Report] >>34459581
Hello, NEETs and FEDs. How are you today? Please, enjoy my content and share your (legal) pornography with me.

Telegram Group:
https://t.me/edchat0

Read my work "Homo est spectaculum hominis", which is about esoteric Chan culture:
https://cadaverminimal.blogspot.com/2025/10/homo-est-spectaculum-hominis.html?m=1

See my drag pic on Instagram, follow me if you like:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DQU2Ccbj1hQ/

Official contact:
Discord: theosophytheophidian
Telegram: theosophytheophidian
Instagram: lunemcordis
Teleguard: P47HEXCLB
Anonymous (ID: N6ieKRqE) No.34459431 [Report]
Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
......
Anonymous (ID: 60YDnsGW) No.34459436 [Report]
disc: randomcodemonkey

Hey, anon! Want a reset? Want to leave it all behind and start fresh? That's what I'm offering. You get a ticket to a simple, loving, happy, life. I get your body and mind while you're here. Read more below.

You: Genuinely needs a new start for whatever reason. Maybe you come from a toxic background, maybe you just failed to thrive-- your past will not be held against you here. Preferably 30 or under, white, male, and into video games, but anybody works. You must have a genuine desire to move here and start a new life-- no "online only". You must be at least 18. You must be willing to surrender yourself to a man.

Me: 31 M Northeastern US. Business owner, moderately successful, fat, white, male. I love being in control but I am not sadistic (I don't want to hurt you, embarass you, etc). I believe that every person has value, but that some people are not meant to sit in the driver's seat of their own lives. I see this as an exchange of value. You agree to do what I tell you to do, I give you a better life than you left behind.

Day-to-day: Nothing spectacular. As stated above, I'm not a sadist and have no truly weird aspirations with this (forget the maid outfits, public exposure, etc, that doesn't happen here). Instead, you'll work on a regular schedule, take care of yourself, take care of me, and strive to make our unit better for others. I have 4 here currently, I want to grow to 10 total. We own a house right now, but are saving to buy a larger building to house all 10 at once. You'll have your own private bedroom with a locking door, you'll retain your ability to communicate with the outside world if you so choose, and you'd be free to leave at any time.

What do you say? Is it time for a change?

disc: randomcodemonkey
Anonymous (ID: PO6Qc5KF) No.34459581 [Report]
>>34459393
Meu amigo, que coisa esquisita é essa que você publicou? Sai fora.
Anonymous (ID: UAGuM05O) No.34459636 [Report]
Older British Male, Southwest

Looking for meaningful non-sexual conversation with girls who have been raped or abused.

Own home, space to put someone up if needed.

Teleguard ~
SHYHAG5HY
Anonymous (ID: B6lDFM5q) No.34460715 [Report]
>ASL
24 Male USA
>About
i want a girlfriend.
i LOVE quiet nights, DEEP conversations, and people who don’t pretend.i’m not wanting attention, just want something that actually means something.
>Looking for
A girlfriend. One who LOVES ME for me, and also is willing to relocate. Loyal and affectionate. being clingy is a plus too,
>Not looking for
men, boring ppl, ghosters
>interests
reading, gaming, music, drawing/painting.
the sorts of games im into is pretty large, but im down to play anything.
i like people who are passionate about what they do, whatever it is. no matter how boring you might think it is. passion is quite attractive, be as autistic as you want with me
>Contact
mildcope
Anonymous (ID: +KTgWbNF) No.34460851 [Report]
Provider / Semi-Provider

30M, Gynosexual*

TEXAS (San Antonio)

Looking For: Maid/FWB | Girlfriend

I work from home as a software engineer, so I spend almost all day rotting in here and want some company. Age, religion, race, even name or background. It doesnt matters. Im willing to take you in with nothing on your back, and even help you get here.

If you choose the full provider option, you would be living with me. You will be given everything you need, you will more than likely be spoiled. All you will have to do is help keep clean and help me a little here and there. Sex is expected as full provider. Hoping for intimacy but not needed. Otherwise you would be free to do as you please.

As Semi-Provider I have two independent apartments in this townhouse I can rent for very cheap with everything included. Details to be discussed.

Also a great option if you want to slowly build out of neetdom. Saving a bit and then renting your own place. Im sure I would still help you here and there.

I'm a classical guitarist, and it would be nice to find other musicians or people interested in learning. I also enjoy TTRPGS, and roleplaying games. Haven't played videogames in a while but used to be an avid gamer. Own a 4090, A Xbox, and a Switch. Currently playing lots of Magic.

Have 2 cats.

Discord anondono.

* I'm mostly straight, I haven't seen a real femboy I've ever been attracted to, but it could happen.
Anonymous (ID: NDvWtfbP) No.34462092 [Report]
New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?
......
Anonymous (ID: Gq5bNth1) No.34462208 [Report] >>34462225 >>34462252
are there any canadian providers or providers who genuinely have ways of helping me immigrate to wherever you live
Anonymous (ID: Q7GrCm/z) No.34462225 [Report]
>>34462208
I'm in Canada and could potentially be a provider, but what's your story. Can you provide more info? I'm more looking to provide housing not pay to transport someone.
Anonymous (ID: vxtsXWXP) No.34462252 [Report]
>>34462208
Canada -> US immigration can be navigated in stages quite well while testing the waters. I am familiar with the process.


full_coverage on disc. M4F only.
Anonymous (ID: UYrU/IE0) No.34462312 [Report] >>34469682
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Provider, software business owner.
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
26/M/straight
Snap:dstomw, i dont use discord
>Location + Willing to Relocate
Germany, not willing to relocate

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
Any, but female (trans is fine). Doesn't have to be sexual, but would be preferred.
> Anything else
Mainly looking for someone to keep the house together, i work a good amout of time and cant keep up with chores, etc. I have a few animals that need taken care of too. You would have your own room+bath, and option to use a car. I am fit, big fan of small pub concerts, movies.
You dont have to work, but going to school/college is something i would support.
No drug users, you have to be clean.
Anonymous (ID: GPkpUh1O) No.34462372 [Report]
>ASL
24 Male USA
>About
i want a girlfriend.
i LOVE quiet nights, DEEP conversations, and people who don’t pretend.i’m not wanting attention, just want something that actually means something.
>Looking for
A girlfriend. One who LOVES ME for me, and also is willing to relocate. Loyal and affectionate. being clingy is a plus too,
>Not looking for
men, boring ppl, ghosters
>interests
reading, gaming, music, drawing/painting.
the sorts of games im into is pretty large, but im down to play anything
i like people who are passionate about what they do, whatever it is. no matter how boring you might think it is. passion is quite attractive, be as autistic as you want with me.
>Contact
mildcope
Anonymous (ID: S5j2eXYA) No.34463292 [Report]
I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
.....
Anonymous (ID: btIgL131) No.34464362 [Report]
Degenerate puppy girl looking to be truly broken.
Love extreme humiliation/ degradation.

Very few limits, willing to be pushed.


Open to being pimped out.


Kik: emym0ore
Anonymous (ID: avtCJsb9) No.34465927 [Report]
>ASL
33/m/USA
>About
Quiet IT Professional who has many hobbies and very little time to do them. I'm mostly the homebody type but don't mind touching grass occasionally. Huge Nintendo fanboy, but I recently built a PC and have been enjoying some PC games. I scalp cardboard and fancy playing around with niche investment markets. I have my own place and could coordinate you to visit me, or me visit you.
>Looking for
Serious relationship with cute girl. Only interested in Caucasians, half-asians. Tattoos are major turn off.
>Not looking for
anything other than cute genuine females.
>Contact
supreme_gent
Anonymous (ID: ds26VKSo) No.34466380 [Report]
>ASL
23/Male/South Carolina
>Looking for
I am looking for a girl to manipulate and make mine. i am extremely self sufficient, and have plenty of money for the both of us. also something long term/forever.
>Not looking for
men, lol!!
>Interests
reading, music, working out, ,meditation and sometimes gaming!/
>Tag
elictah
Anonymous (ID: lTR/QBGo) No.34467117 [Report] >>34468138
>>34375804
Please stop adding me, half of the adds clearly didn’t read my intro or even play marvel! I have a bf k ty bye
Anonymous (ID: AeIrUX4F) No.34467704 [Report] >>34467859
>>34375692 (OP)
>Status:
NEET

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
21 yo/FtM/IDK--

About Yourself + Contact Info

Okay, it might sound like I'm a stupid Latino with very bad English, for some reason had to stop working..

I tried to be an artist (in X/Twitter) to open commissions (it went badly).

Lately I've felt useless- I've been trying to think about going back to studying something..

Telegram: @GM_miguel

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Mexico (North), Possibly, as long as it's not in my own country (since things are bad outside of where I currently live)

>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)

It can be either provider-semi provider friend with benefits or long-term relationship-

Anything else (requirements, preferences, etc.)

I'm not usually specific, but I can make some drawings for you -..
Anonymous (ID: e9zayrlP) No.34467787 [Report]
23 age latina girl single…

Telegram for more information and always horny

Tele: @limsii226
Anonymous (ID: AeIrUX4F) No.34467859 [Report]
>>34467704
Btw I just made telegram account but Alt Disc: blueyholly
Anonymous (ID: QZLUA3Bl) No.34468138 [Report]
>>34375804
>>34467117
>has a boyfriend
>wants a separate, "platonic" provider
>also wants this person to be very specific, can't have certain beliefs, etc
Low quality people attract other low quality people. Get a boyfriend that will provide you or get a job.
Anonymous (ID: Mk/xm9VG) No.34468249 [Report]
>Status
NEETish, im in school but no job

>ASL
19/F/Southeast USA straight

>Location
Would be better for me if you relocated to my area since my schooling is here, but I understand if it is hard for you to move to a new state/city because of work & stuff so I can move to you.

>Looking for
Someone to live with. Not in a safe environment at the moment so I need to leave as soon as possible. I can be your live in maid. I am willing to cook & clean for you. I can care for any animals/children you have. I can also be your girlfriend/fwb if it goes there but if you want to keep it platonic thats perfectly fine as well. DM me for discussions & more details or if you are interested.

>Discord
joyfulcassie
Anonymous (ID: vd77lpPY) No.34469299 [Report]
>ASL
26/M/Denmark

>Hobbies/interests
Psychology, philosophy, occult, conspiracies, truecrime (documentaries/interrogations), horror media in all shapes, the occult, reptiles and aquariums.

Enjoy gaming (mostly teamfight tactics) and watching anime, mostly prefer psychological/thriller.

>Looking for
Chat/voice-chat/watching or introduction to psychiatric treatment and lack thereof, pharmaceuticals, traumas and whatever else the mind and heart may contain.

>Not looking for
Coomers or LGBT fags (also don't add me on your coomer account, you degenerate swine)

I can be quite picky in terms of who I converse with. Don't take it personally if we don't click.


>Brief summary of yourself
Diagnosed bipolar, general anxiety disorder, social phobia and aspergers. Professional worthless NEET hungering for knowledge.

Always online, very reliable, up for juggling thoughts and shooting the shit. It doesn't have to be all dark.

I consider myself a good conversationalist, a great listener and at times rather funny.

6'2, Lefthanded INTJ

>Tag
Shyxia
Anonymous (ID: /ky5IWZO) No.34469349 [Report]
>ASL
23/Male/South Carolina
>Looking for
I am looking for a girl to manipulate and make mine. i am extremely self sufficient, and have plenty of money for the both of us. also something long term/forever.
>Not looking for
men, lol.
>Interests.
reading, music, working out, ,meditation and sometimes gaming
>Tag
elictah
Anonymous (ID: GK+FhmwU) No.34469682 [Report]
>>34462312
Can't add on snap
Anonymous (ID: IqBy4z0k) No.34469967 [Report] >>34469971 >>34472765
>Status: Semi-Provider / NEET
I have income enough to contribute to a roommate situation, but not enough to get my own place in this astronomical housing market. Basically looking for a room to rent or apartment to share.

>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
42/M/Gay I look a lot younger than my age since I'm kind of small, a vegetarian and have never used drugs, smoked or drank alcohol. NOT FAT, nor can I take fats seriously. You seriously can't control your weight? Are you an adult? What are we doing here, people?

>About Yourself + Contact Info
I'm a biologist who studies pretty much all life sciences. I love aquariums and gardening and have worked professionally in both fields. I have lots of plants and can take care of houseplants, gardens/landscaping or pretty much any aquarium/terrarium based animal. I love cats, but I do not like dogs.

I'm White and under absolutely NO circumstances can I be forced to speak spanish, except ironically. Even a brief stay in Florida has given me more than my fill of anything hispanic.

I'm very homosocial and don't really like associating with women generally. I understand that the internet is absolutely saturated with trannies, but I have absolutely no time for that nonsense either.

I've listed a bunch of negatives to get my few instant blacklist items out of the way, but I'm super low drama, clean, quiet and tend to keep to myself studying or tending to the living things under my care or various science projects (nothing explosive lol).

>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Florida, unlikely to want to relocate unless it has a nice climate. I hate the cold.

>Looking for:
Just a place to live, basically. Rent is outrageous and it's hard as hell to find something affordable anywhere in the country. I don't have a lot of time as my landlord is selling the property and I have to move because of it.
Anonymous (ID: IqBy4z0k) No.34469971 [Report]
>>34469967
Forgot Discord: PeridotThorn
Anonymous (ID: 53kSIbuy) No.34470789 [Report]
Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
....
Anonymous (ID: hT/Et7kk) No.34471067 [Report] >>34474259
I’m kinda cross posting this cuz I rly wanna find this guy

(Something)#6113 if u see this, hey there
Not tryna be weird but I wanna reconnect dude, miss chatting with u

Asl
27 / f / USA
About

Ngl I’m looking for one specific person I chatted with a couple yrs ago and they deleted their account one day outta the blue ): miss them ): uhm but also let’s chat cuz I’m lonely, a shut in, and I’m tired of being a lurker online I want friends

Interest:
Anime, music (I love all kinds and love sharing music) video games, YouTube, idk just ask me abt shit

Looking for: friends pls !!!!! Caregiver-like ppl? Idk bro

Discord: teethtakerr
Anonymous (ID: MlycsUEV) No.34472765 [Report]
>>34469967
>Florida, unlikely to relocate
What a fucking let down. Florida is a hot and humid hellscape year-round. 90% of Floridians are mentally incapacitated.
Anonymous (ID: sFnPts0e) No.34474118 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
Semi-Provider / NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
24/M/straight
>About Yourself
Depressed and perpetually tired. Dropped out of school for the second time in two years. Now I'm getting kicked out of home. I want to go back to school but I need to sort my issues out first.
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Anywhere within Ontario (I'm on odsp).
>Looking for: (Maid, Roommate, Friends, FWB, Relationship, Other)
I get disabilitybux so I'm looking to rent a room or split rent with someone.
>Contact
Discord: hyakushiikii
Anonymous (ID: GSRXnEv9) No.34474259 [Report]
>>34471067

good luck nona
Anonymous (ID: GK+FhmwU) No.34474703 [Report]
>Status: Provider / Semi-Provider / NEET
NEET
>Age, Sex/Gender, Sexuality
About Yourself + Contact Info
26, mtf twink thing, very submissive bottom into dominate types
>Location + Willing to Relocate?
Canada, west coast, will relocate
>About me: Im a shut in hikkikimori type. I'd like to do as much as I can from home. The cooking, cleaning, etc. and if I can find something I'd work remotely(but i think you need a skill for those kinds of jobs) I dont look perfect or like a girl really just a fairly feminine short twink(hrt 3 years). If you are well off enough I dont really have limits on surgeries but its not necessary for me as I dont want to be considered a huge burden. Ive had a normal healthy relationship and it didnt really hit right. I have parental issues i guess. I think to heal my innerchild I need a relationship that almost mimics the kind of abuse I went through as a child but instead of being forced to be masculine im forced to be feminine and instead of the reward being not getting beaten its rough sex. I mostly just play games and am kind of lazy but am working on that on ideally I wouldnt play games anymore unless it was together. Im underweight and unhappy about it. Im a little nuts not like blame you/hurt ppl nuts I just cry a lot really and did self harm a couple years ago.
Looking for: basically picrel, i dont want the relationship to be too abusive like severe violence or anything like that but cages leashes etc is all cool. Honestly a reasonably good guy with a dominant/sadistic sexual side would be nice but Im not super picky. If I feel the butterflies in my stomach and the desire to submit chances are I'm very interested.
Not looking for:
People who need to see me nude right off the bat. Married people. Heavy weed smokers(i used to smoke a lot it is the death of the soul i dont at all now but if you do it a lil its ok)

If you think youd like a pet/slave/maid/companion my discord is whimsicottfanatic
Anonymous (ID: McYus8Nn) No.34474977 [Report]
>Status
Provider

>Bio
22/white m/6'0

>Location and are you willing to relocate?
California, no (for many years at least)

>Interests
Christianity, theology, weebstuff, history, lifting, tech, vidya, vocaloid, 2hu music, outdoorsman stuff, fashion, finance, being terminally online.

>looking for
A NEET or semi-NEET fren to talk to regularly. Preferably someone to play games with, watch anime together, talk, etc. I love talking. In about 1.5-2 years I will have saved up enough money to buy a small starter home or rent very comfortably, in the meantime we can get to know each other.

>not looking for
anything sexual until marriage, don't expect it from me please. transgenders (obviously).

>Discord
creepa3
Anonymous (ID: zTmPZzIj) No.34475082 [Report]
>status
semi-provider. running off of investments, a trust fund, and inheritance, so i *can* support you your needs and even wants, but i'm a bit iffy on touching it all the time bc im saving up to buy a house in the next three years or so.

>23/M or NB idektbh/idk i like both cis and trans girls
full time student, kinda drifting through life as of late. i have good friends irl, but they don't rly feel like my people (only nerd in a friend group of a bunch of skaters). used to be super big into nintendo and pokemon, but i've been falling out of it lately. i luvvv vr and furry stuff, and i'm trying to teach myself how to kitbash models in vrc. i've been getting into fashion as well, and music has always been a comfort for me (low bpm electronic music<333 i luv idm, downtempo, and vaporwave)

>physical description
fat, bottom heavy at least, and trying to lose weight (-4lbs last week woohooo). i used to have really pretty and long brown curly hair but shaved it during the summer and regretting it :') blue eyes, 5'8". i don't have a masculine face all too much, rounded face and soft facial features. i have bad resting bitch face.

>location
i'm about 30 minutes north of atlanta, right near lake lanier. im not looking to relocate atm, but i'd like to get my own house or condo once i graduate. either in florida or further up north in the mountains, idk yet.

>looking for
in the longterm? im looking for a straight degenerate of a wifey. hex maniac vibes. i reallly like bottom heavy gals and have a strong preference for them. im also interested in mdlb stuff desu,,, i was groomed in online shota spaces as a kid, and the desire to be some lucky girl's irl shota both physically and mentally has never gone away.

>contact
puppy02031 is my discord. it's an alt unfortu but i'll give you my main if we hit it off :3