Thread 34422135

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>Welcome to the party.

>>34422176
creepy..

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>>34422135 (OP)
Discord RNSam349

Looking for people fairly close to my age with weird interests that we can ramble to each other about.

>>34422176
This could be us

>>34422135 (OP)
Looking for skinny/slim/fit White Bio females to talk about spooky shit, share music, watch movies, and laugh at lolcows with, and hopefully more if we click. Also cool with lewd stuff.
Discord - foxmulder99

>>34422176
me + you

My perfect girl (woman):

She lets me hit her.

>>34422135 (OP)
_squiddman_
only really interested in dating a full virgin girl, like myself

Post-Hardcore, Emo, Pop Punk, Oi!, Melodic Hardcore, Crossover Thrash, Ska Punk, Beatdown Hardcore, Skate Punk, New York Hardcore, Street Punk
>Discord
gun.hed

enter
sticksuicide

>Asl
19/f/usa

>Discord
joyfulcassie

>>34424137
She adds every man that posts and asks them for money/games which is funny because she doesn't really play anything. She's also black and fat. Shes only on 4chan to try and get money from people.

>>34424144
I dont ask for money. Stop slandering my name. Im looking for genuine connections with people.

>>34424152
Go back to tiktok you fat ugly sheboon

>ASL
20F Midwest USA
>Discord
kyosodoppel

>>34424177
I wish girls like that would live in europe. Americans can't suffer they have all the autistic and non normie girls.

>>34424177
Well that was a weird experience

>>34424299
cute, who is she?

>>34424152
Funny how you keep getting banned and yet you are back here the next day. Wow

>>34424323
That’s me vro kyosodoppel on DC

>>34424323
Good luck. There's a reason shes blocked by everyone.

>>34424339
Me when I won’t hop on Fortnite

>>34424216
If it makes you feel any better they're forced to become like that cause they're fat

>>34424177
Definitely some sort of weird loser archetype that postures as being deep/dynamic but is actually just retarded and shallow, and insecure. Goodluck though other anons I give it a 3/10

Terrible at editing, so I'm gonna drop this instead.

If you can imagine Harry DuBois as a kinda boring ex mil guy then you're 80% of the way to picturing me.

>>34427361
why not drop your contact?

>>34427648
Was waiting to see if there was interest.
Jburnsonkeyman@protonmail.com

stole this image from some guy who posted this in an old ideal mate thread

i'm looking for this, but in boyfriend form
extra points if you know more than two languages and/or are interested in learning more together and can read (so no gen z)

discord: roseuswater

>>34422135 (OP)
Discord: zenithalecho

28/M/OH
Disc: Memarine

discord: siddharthajesus

>me
26 male 6'1" skinny, some muscle definition even though i never work out, long brown wavy hair down to mid-back, beard grows extremely fast and full but i've been shaving it lately
3rd year of college, working towards phd in nuclear physics
work shitty part time retail job to pay the bills
some weeks im super busy with homework and then lulls where im bored
either way still check in on discord several times a day
play some games when i have free time, but lately been hanging out in vc with friends, hosting watch parties for anime and movies
love absurd conversations, will entertain any idea, play devils advocate, validate any notion (i do have some concrete values that i won't budge on, but im willing to see other perspectives and compromise most of the time)
sexually very deviant preferences(ask me about them), open minded and willing to accommodate partners wishes barring some very extreme hard limits (ask me about those too)
>ideal gf
18-30 female, chubby, glasses, unkempt hair, no makeup (in reality looks are the least important factor to me, i can be attracted to almost any type of appearance as long as i'm emotionally invested)
lives near southern california
easygoing, open minded, likes absurd conversations (matches my energy, doesn't just listen to me ramble without contributing anything), doesn't get emotional about topics like philosophy, religion or politics, can discuss them without taking it personally
likes games, anime, movies, willing to watch/play my recommendations with me and make recs of your own
honest, loyal, trustworthy, willing to always tell me the truth even if it's awkward or you're afraid to hurt me, not keeping me on the backburner with other guys, gives me your full attention
virgin ideally, willing to look past a modest bodycount (1-3) but rather not be reminded of it unnecessarily after initial disclosure, i can be a bit possessive and jealous once i'm committed to someone

Please dont be under 27 or over 32. I'm not that picky otherwise.

>>34431203
haha i named you that, one day i'll drive through that way again brother
hope youre doin well, always rooting for ya

>>34433275
I wasn't expecting to see you here, Jewboy. What brings you to this cesspit? Things going well?

Disc: Nolrith

>>34433769
File didn't attach

Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.

>>34422135 (OP)
Has anyone ever actually gotten a match from one of these threads?

Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.
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Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.
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>>34434068
Yes

write a cool ass letter or else

>>34434873
I wrote you please respond

>>34434873
>>34435065
so... i'm dumb.. and i've not received any letters (emails)
standby and resend your email(s)(letters) please!
i hope I've figured it out lolololol

Join my discord server, there's so cool people there and we could use some new friends

https://discord.gg/j3Rqy8NE

>>34434873
Which Josephine?

>>34435167
josephine :)

>>34435130
Do you still kick people after a couple hours of inactivity? Some of us have jobs you know.

>>34435080
Email2 sent

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Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.
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>>34433058
She got scared off thanks to you guys

>>34428667
Alright, I'll bite. I'm a mid 30s boomer though.

>>34434873
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>asl
19 f usa

>discord
joyfulcassie

>>34433753
I just browse everything for shits, front page only though
just happened to see your post bro alls well here

>>34439230
Beggar

>>34439452
You'd be super cute if you werent the size of something they level buildings with on the end of a crane

>>34433058
damn this was the best one by miles and these bottom tier humans scared them off

>>34439452
whats the tall girl supposed to represent in ur drawing?
>>34439488
dont bodyshame the poor femanon

>>34439452
I recognize Sems when I see her.

>>34434873
Sent you a short email.

Generous guys, you know where to find me.
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>Age/Sex/Location
35/male/St. George, Utah [primary] & Las Vegas, Nevada [secondary]

>About
-White
-/o/tist/car hoarder (3 so far)
-Stock/Crypto/Precious Metal investor
-Good with computers
-Likes vintage tech, hates most modern tech
-Not self-hating
-Pureblood/unvaxxed

>MINIMUM STANDARDS FOR PARTNER:
-19-35/BIOLOGICAL FEMALES ONLY/White and/or asian (just be pale)
-Pureblood/unvaxed
-Drawfag/artist
-Wants both parties in the relationship to be their best selves
-Has at least a cursory knowledge of internet lore and/or frequents sites like Kiwifarms
-Does NOT use social media (particularly Tiktok, Facebook, and sites like them)
-Not easily offended by things like unpopular opinions or slurs
-Goth/alt (optional), Thicc/curvy, tomboyish
-does (or would do) aerobics/80's exercise video workouts as an exercise routine

>BONUS
-Frequents /pol/
-Is in Utah/Arizona/Nevada/Southern California
-Mostly dresses in workout clothes and would shamelessly wear them on a date
-Likes messing around with AI applications
-Looking for a roommate to contribute to the rent (If we hit it off and actually get along, if you're relatively sane and not a NEET, and you're interested in relocating)

>NOT LOOKING FOR
-Guys
-Trannies/LGBT
-Dark skinned individuals <-- This cannot be stressed enough. DO NOT contact me if you are one of these.
-Leftards
-Single Moms <-- Seriously, don't contact me if you're one of these. I will not lower myself to helping you raise the offspring of your deadbeat exes.
-Anyone outside of the US <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Retards who are gonna die in a few years because they took the (((vaccine))) <-- This one I simply cannot stress enough
-Ghosters or overly paranoid schizos <-- Only ONE of us should be initially suspicious of the other and I've already grabbed that position

>Discord
vactuberadio

28/m/us
While writing my math dissertation I spent every day for a year in coffee shops doing math. In one starbucks I sometimes talked to a weeb goth girl (I'm a huge weeb and listened to a lot of goth music during my dissertation xd) that I fell in love with

Around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of that starbucks. I'm fully recovered now and very productive, but I still miss that girl

This song is what their personality was like: caring, mysterious, cynical, and they tried not to stick out too much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-jmmuGtIo
If that sounds like you dear God please add me xd

I'm mature, an extrovert, and ambitious
>discord
detriti8

Discord: nolrith

>>34442647
Wow this is very cool. Hope you find what you're looking for anon

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https://discord.gg/uWE4mcpaaY

;3

>>34445608
This is a "post yourself" thread.
Why did you post that picture? Does a 28 year old male look like that?

>>34455672
Yea I could've used a different picture.

Daniel - M18 EAST COAST U.S.

Howdy! Born in the Midwest, made to live in the East Coast. Guess I get to go to D.C. and NYC pretty easy though.

Photo is cropped because I don't want the masses basking in my likeness. If you want to know I'll show it on Discord though.

I like most normal things. Movies, books (fic & nonfic), music. I guess I'm just looking for someone to mingle with. A girl around my age though, I feel like picking guys to talk to off these kinds of things is a little weird.

I love Noir & Western films. There's a lot of other cool stuff out there like Whiplash 2014, Perfect Blue, EVA, yada yada. I could throw out names way faster for them two genres though. Let's see.. The Good Bad and the Ugly, Blue Velvet, Chinatown, Bullit, The Long Goodbye, Oldboy, Cowboy Bebop, Tiempo de Muerto, The Parallax View, All the President's Men... yeah not so many tho, I need to keep up on my list.

I'm physically active, but there's room for me to be better.

I'll talk about anything that interests me, especially if I like you. Otherwise not so much.

I'd love to hear what your into or what movies shows cars race-series' you like, or recipes!! I need me a cookbook full of recipes for once I move out.

Calling, sending REALLY long messages (or snail mail), meeting up, or banter back and forth I'm down for it.

DISC- dan.ulr

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Bum-p

Feeling a bit bored today... anyone wanna brighten my day?

How far do you think this conversation could go?
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>>34462671
about as far as a fat kid with asthma

making this was actually pretty fun

>>34463770
one small glance at this and I need you to know that if I was a woman I would beg you to fuck me
sadly though I am a man but good luck

>>34463770
forgot to add that im happy just talking to people but am also open for relationships if desired.

>>34463774
top ten straightest things said

dormynightmare on discord

Generous guys, you know where to find me.
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New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?
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tag is skramzxeulogy

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did i do this right
windy.hill

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>>34422135 (OP)
ghostraz

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Tonight's the perfect night for a little excitement. You game?
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yeah

Discord: fennfens

yes

>>34476760
>tgirl
>uses female icon
Fuck off and stop lying to yourself and the world.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
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>>34476760
disc doesn't work

arasidovej

>>34480648
Is the massive sweet tooth as large as 19 and 26 combined?

>>34482459
What the fucking fuck are you even asking?

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