Ideal GF/BF thread! (+love/soulmate finder)
I have not seen this thread pop up in weeks now, so i will make my own i guess,
Post your ideal gf/bf (and maybe a similar infographic also about yourself on this picture), and post some contact to find your soulmate :D
Let me start:
24/M/Hungary/6'4"
open for long distance and moving together!
(got my US visa back recently and spent some time in the US)
I am a competing bodybuilder and powerlifter
I have a masters in artificial intelligence and computer science.
Nerdy, emotional, I have BPD, and heavy depression, I would ideally want someone who is patient and helps me get better as a person
I am also sexually messed up a bit, i want someone who doesn't get weirded out by me opening up about such things.
PS: please don't leave me at the 4 month mark i want to break the curse, also being so desperate as to post this, watching the 300 second on the captcha timer slowly tick down just being frozen to my screen truly feels like a humiliation ritual
discord: pusztitopako47
Anonymous
(ID: OQp7/5qf)
10/21/2025, 9:31:04 PM
No.34429986
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>ASL
37/M/US
>Interests
Post-Hardcore, Emo, Pop Punk, Oi!, Melodic Hardcore, Crossover Thrash, Ska Punk, Beatdown Hardcore, Skate Punk, New York Hardcore, Street Punk
>Looking For
last.fm, RYM, Discogs, record club, or Topster friends
>Not Looking For
Spotify playlists
>Discord
gun.hed
>>34429436 (OP)
we just going to ignore the fact that this post was made by a literal ultrachad
Anonymous
(ID: JtLF9Kx5)
10/22/2025, 3:43:37 AM
No.34430847
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>>34430859
>>34431076
>>34433247
>>34430830
He's been spamming this forever. By "sexually messed up a bit", he probably means shrunken and/or nonfunctioning genitals. The price you pay to appeal only to gay men and get winded walking up a flight of stairs!
Anonymous
(ID: JtLF9Kx5)
10/22/2025, 3:47:42 AM
No.34430859
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>>34431076
>>34433270
>>34430847
That or he's like the two loli spammers but more quiet about it kek
Anonymous
(ID: El1L3K6O)
10/22/2025, 4:28:41 AM
No.34430956
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>>34431076
>>34430830
The type of women who use 4chan don't want ultrachad. OP is posting pictures that only appeal to gay guys.
tomboy sex haver
(ID: mC5qUsVe)
10/22/2025, 5:22:45 AM
No.34431076
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>>34431831
>>34433223
>>34430830
>>34430956
he's TOO tall and TOO muscular for women, they dont like extremely overmuscled tall freaks. that + massive unresolved mental issues (they can smell the autism as well) and what
>>34430859 >>34430847 said about him likely being some kind of strange sexually degenerated freak means that most women dont want him and those that he can get are turned off immediately (hence why he says "break the curse" --> no one sticks with him because hes a faggot)
Anonymous
(ID: ukRw9wgu)
10/22/2025, 6:52:27 AM
No.34431272
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>>34433264
>biological cis female
welp, good luck. I don't know why you'd have trouble finding a girl you like in your own countries.
Anonymous
(ID: Vndu0g0C)
10/22/2025, 11:19:26 AM
No.34431795
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discord: siddharthajesus
>me
26 male 6'1" skinny, some muscle definition even though i never work out, long brown wavy hair down to mid-back, beard grows extremely fast and full but i've been shaving it lately
3rd year of college, working towards phd in nuclear physics
work shitty part time retail job to pay the bills
some weeks im super busy with homework and then lulls where im bored
either way still check in on discord several times a day
play some games when i have free time, but lately been hanging out in vc with friends, hosting watch parties for anime and movies
love absurd conversations, will entertain any idea, play devils advocate, validate any notion (i do have some concrete values that i won't budge on, but im willing to see other perspectives and compromise most of the time)
sexually very deviant preferences(ask me about them), open minded and willing to accommodate partners wishes barring some very extreme hard limits (ask me about those too)
>ideal gf
18-30 female, chubby, glasses, unkempt hair, no makeup (in reality looks are the least important factor to me, i can be attracted to almost any type of appearance as long as i'm emotionally invested)
lives near southern california
easygoing, open minded, likes absurd conversations (matches my energy, doesn't just listen to me ramble without contributing anything), doesn't get emotional about topics like philosophy, religion or politics, can discuss them without taking it personally
likes games, anime, movies, willing to watch/play my recommendations with me and make recs of your own
honest, loyal, trustworthy, willing to always tell me the truth even if it's awkward or you're afraid to hurt me, not keeping me on the backburner with other guys, gives me your full attention
virgin ideally, willing to look past a modest bodycount (1-3) but rather not be reminded of it unnecessarily after initial disclosure, i can be a bit possessive and jealous once i'm committed to someone
Anonymous
(ID: TxXSYU6V)
10/22/2025, 11:23:58 AM
No.34431799
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>>34430830
Nope, he’s just muscular his face is low tier normie
meusin
(ID: kLhrWBM5)
10/22/2025, 11:31:27 AM
No.34431811
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>>34431960
I'm not gay
But I love the cock itself.
That's one of reason my ideal girlfriend is shemale or tgirl
I strongly worship the cock
When I see a beautifully shaped cock, I want to kiss the juicy, firm tip of the glans.
I want to be in a serious relationship with cock
I want to marry with cock. So I want to put wedding rings on your cock and on my finger.
And I sometimes think that put a leash around my neck and hang the handle on your cock.
I even have a girlfriend and I love women's feminine external features. I just sometimes think it would be nice if a huge cock grew on my girlfriend. If that were the case, I'd want to rub my face on her cock and fall asleep.
I don't know why I am. The person who can solve my problem, contact me.
Anonymous
(ID: TxXSYU6V)
10/22/2025, 11:41:03 AM
No.34431831
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>>34431076
>>he's TOO tall
Maybe by 3rd world/asian standards. In white countries he wouldn’t be considered overly tall at all, he is too muscular though
Anonymous
(ID: dhdolDIH)
10/22/2025, 1:00:17 PM
No.34431960
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>>34432021
>>34431811
So 90% gay
Got it
meusin
(ID: kLhrWBM5)
10/22/2025, 1:37:51 PM
No.34432021
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>>34432032
>>34432273
>>34431960
Absolutely not
I am looking for a trans woman or an owner of a beautiful cock who will give me a cock to worship.
Anonymous
(ID: o4juo0fd)
10/22/2025, 1:48:20 PM
No.34432032
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>>34432119
>>34432021
thats kinda(extremely) gay
meusin
(ID: kLhrWBM5)
10/22/2025, 2:49:17 PM
No.34432119
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>>34432139
>>34432032
Bro no
I am just a cock lover
Anonymous
(ID: AK2cPwkY)
10/22/2025, 2:57:29 PM
No.34432139
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>>34432201
>>34432119
yeah and I'm not sure why you can't comprehend this but a man who loves cock is gay as fuck
muesine
(ID: kLhrWBM5)
10/22/2025, 3:27:49 PM
No.34432201
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>>34432441
>>34432139
That may be how it looks.
However, I like a feminine upper body, face, butt, and small hands and feet and everything
Anonymous
(ID: dhdolDIH)
10/22/2025, 4:00:46 PM
No.34432273
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>>34432021
99% gay then.
Understood
Anonymous
(ID: AK2cPwkY)
10/22/2025, 5:26:56 PM
No.34432441
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>>34432201
no it's like a fact lol. feminine or masculine can be generally achieved in some way in men or women, so it's not really relevant. what can't be changed is your genitals (without surgery anyways), and you are attracted to a biological males genitals to this degree, which means you're a raging fucking faggot. this is either excellent rage bait or you might be genuinely retarded
Anonymous
(ID: VmetE4rM)
10/23/2025, 12:25:11 AM
No.34433223
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>>34450659
>>34431076
this is the correct answer, I'm OP (from different device) but thought I would clarify.
my sexual turn ons are a dealbreaker for most and my emotional and mental issues is why all my relationships fail at the 4 month mark.
I do not have a shriveled penis or balls like the guys above suggested, I got a massive 8 incher and I have even been told straight to my face by one girl "if not for your massive dick I would have left you 10 times already"
Anonymous
(ID: VmetE4rM)
10/23/2025, 12:36:23 AM
No.34433247
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>>34430847
I meant sexually messed up as in messed up fetishes.
and yes I have been spamming this for like 3-4 years now.
during that time I had 3 relationships (that all went IRL eventually actually) from /soc/ but every single one failed at the 4 month mark.
Anonymous
(ID: VmetE4rM)
10/23/2025, 12:45:15 AM
No.34433264
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>>34434357
>>34435858
>>34431272
"I don't know why you'd have trouble finding a girl you like in your own country"
I have autism and I am weird.
Anonymous
(ID: VmetE4rM)
10/23/2025, 12:46:47 AM
No.34433270
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>>34430859
that one loli spammer has been spamming here for 10-15 years (I remember seeing his posts in fucking 2013)
I hope I won't get to that point.
I am not into loli. Just Slave-master/TPE/CNC stuff
Anonymous
(ID: 1Owcrhji)
10/23/2025, 10:30:06 AM
No.34434349
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>>34430830
it was, in fact, not ignored, and now one of the few functional recurring threads has ben successfully derailed
well done retard
Anonymous
(ID: ukRw9wgu)
10/23/2025, 10:36:08 AM
No.34434357
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>>34433264
Well I hope you find who you're looking for, anon.
Anonymous
(ID: Nzb8nwGU)
10/23/2025, 6:09:28 PM
No.34435175
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>Ideal GF
>>Physical
5'7 and below
White or white-ish
Early to mid 20s
Virgin
>>Personality
I don't need someone obsessed with me per se, so much as someone obsessed with the concept of romance in general. As something to strive for. I want to seriously invest in a person, so coming into it with pre-conceived ideals ruins the whole thing. A person can never exactly be an ideal, but people can grow to be each other's ideals. The only traits I care about would be those which make a long-term relationship more possible. So,
Trust
Open-mindedness
Respect and consideration
Patience
A sense of shame and a desire to grow, even when it's difficult.
As far as hobbies go, there must be a strong interest in fiction, and a desire to escape reality. Must be especially interested in music, nostalgia, and dreams.
>>Sexual
A relationship without constant sex is a waste of time. Romantic partners should want to make each other feel as good as possible, as often as possible. I find a genuine desire to please and be pleased much more arousing than anything else. Kinks are unnecessary.
Anonymous
(ID: 28kf+odW)
10/23/2025, 11:17:32 PM
No.34435858
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>>34437800
>>34429436 (OP)
>>34433264
meatheads like you are also closeted
Anonymous
(ID: I9WgviRQ)
10/24/2025, 12:57:01 AM
No.34436062
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I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
...
Anonymous
(ID: wqvUjv3k)
10/24/2025, 5:41:58 AM
No.34436580
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Older guys, you always know how to make me smile.
.....
Anonymous
(ID: voBXnjIs)
10/24/2025, 2:51:39 PM
No.34437571
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What I've come to realize is that sexual compatibility is what matters at the end of the day.
The problem is that being direct about that is not how the dating process usually goes. My being direct probably won't work but no harm in trying and seeing.
What turns me on in girls is a relatively short list: I like small girls, that doesn't necessarily mean short, just small, an easy way to quantify that is under 110lbs should get it done. I like a depraved slutty vibe but in bed and after knowing me and trusting me, not a in public or loose kind of vibe. The girl should be submissive and 3 hole.
For myself, dick is very average but everything else is exceptional. 6'2, good looking, in great shape, finances are good. I'm located east coast USA and willing to drive a reasonable distance but not too far.
Anonymous
(ID: VmetE4rM)
10/24/2025, 4:27:03 PM
No.34437800
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>>34435858
if I actually was I would have no trouble with my love life.
Anonymous
(ID: 3RFIEdO3)
10/24/2025, 11:40:26 PM
No.34438801
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Like what you see? Don't be shy-let me know.
......
Anonymous
(ID: 9m0yhvv7)
10/25/2025, 6:14:13 PM
No.34441084
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28/m/us
while writing my math dissertation I spent every day for a year in coffee shops doing math. In one starbucks I sometimes talked to a weeb goth girl (I'm a huge weeb and listened to a lot of goth music during my dissertation xd) that I fell in love with
Around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of that starbucks. I'm fully recovered now and very productive, but I still miss that girl
This song is what their personality was like: caring, mysterious, cynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-jmmuGtIo
If that's you dear God please add me xd I will worship the ground you walk on.
I'm very friendly! I'm a mathematician and successful stock trader that has mostly resolved my life's problems. This is the last problem I have to fix.
>discord
detriti8
Anonymous
(ID: 9m0yhvv7)
10/25/2025, 6:31:03 PM
No.34441130
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28/m/us
While writing my math dissertation I spent every day for a year in coffee shops doing math. In one starbucks I sometimes talked to a weeb goth girl (I'm a huge weeb and listened to a lot of goth music during my dissertation xd) that I fell in love with xd
Around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of that starbucks. I'm fully recovered now and very productive, but I still miss that girl
This song is what their personality was like: caring, mysterious, cynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-jmmuGtIo
If that's you dear God please add me xd I will worship the ground you walk on.
I'm very friendly! I'm a mathematician and successful stock trader that has mostly resolved my life's problems. This is the last problem I have to fix.
>discord
detriti8
Anonymous
(ID: 9m0yhvv7)
10/25/2025, 6:38:44 PM
No.34441147
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28/m/us
While writing my math dissertation I spent every day for a year in coffee shops doing math. In one starbucks I sometimes talked to a weeb goth girl (I'm a huge weeb and listened to a lot of goth music during my dissertation xd) that I fell in love with
Around that time I developed schizophrenia which led to me getting permanently kicked out of that starbucks. I'm fully recovered now and very productive, but I still miss that girl
This song is what their personality was like: caring, mysterious, cynical
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2U-jmmuGtIo
If that's you dear God please add me xd I will worship the ground you walk on.
I'm very friendly! I'm a mathematician and successful stock trader that has mostly resolved my life's problems. This is the last problem I have to fix.
>discord
detriti8
Anonymous
(ID: /1ZQnlfo)
10/25/2025, 8:10:51 PM
No.34441338
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>>34429436 (OP)
happy soon2be halloween
>about me
26 year old hikineet, gamer weeb, introvert, i got alot of free time, all i want to do is spend it all with my potental furure girlfriend, texting, calling, whatever, i live in north carolina, so the closer the better. looking for a virgin girl since the idea of a girl whos saved herself and allows me to be her first is peak romance in my eyes.
need a cute inexperence shy girl to call mine and maybe help train her to become the perfect puppygirl or wife
discord
_squidman_
Lizz
(ID: niGuYauQ)
10/26/2025, 3:53:31 AM
No.34442367
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24 F Bi,
Tele: Pic_a_chu29
Looking to chat and trade with couples and bwc
Anonymous
(ID: vmSxmKBH)
10/26/2025, 4:51:28 AM
No.34442486
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>>34442496
>>34429436 (OP)
Ideal gf:
Its Hard to say what I want ideally because at the end of the I dont want someone who is perfect to me, life's imperfections are part of who we are. But in general I want someone who is curious and kind. I want to be able to be up at 2am talking about all of the random things that keep us up, from random insecurities to existentialism. I want to be able to hold their hand a lot. I want someone who when I talk about what I do for work or a hobby I am working on they will ask more questions and wont stop until they understand all of it at a fundamental level. I want to be able to read books together or feed each other like little birds or cuddle and watch anime together. I want to be able to find the most random things seemingly more beautiful that day than normal and tell them about it and they try and understand. I want to be able talk about philosophy with them constantly. There is a japanese saying about how we all have 3 faces and one of them we never show others. I want to be able to show that 3rd face to someone and trust them with my life. I want to be able to say I love you and mean it, I dont even say it to my parents or other family members.
Anonymous
(ID: vmSxmKBH)
10/26/2025, 4:53:41 AM
No.34442496
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>>34442486
about me:
I am 24m 5'7 120lb live in east coast USA. I enjoy photography a lot (pic related). I am very introverted and do not really have any friends I think? Perhaps I do, definitions of friends vary person to person. I enjoy the sciences a lot and own a microscope even and like to use it. I like nature a lot and enjoy using my camera out there. I like to read and watch anime and movies, but honestly when it comes to reading I am far too lazy and have a stack of over 20 books I still need to read. But of what I have read I quite enjoyed the books stoner and the little prince. I want to eventually live in a house in the middle of a forest up north when I am older. I would like a meadow and a nice garden too with it. I ride a motorcycle and find it fun at times. I enjoy working on cars too but I dont do that too much because its expensive. I have pretty bad something...And tend to overthink things quite a bit, I am constantly staying up because I can not get my brain to just be quiet for a bit. When I am at work I am constantly thinking that people dont like me, even though there is no reason for me to think that. I do like to be a contrarian just for fun though at times. Its fun to argue points you dont even believe in to try and understand other people even more. I eventually want to live in a van and travel around, but currently thats a 5-10 year away kinda thing. I do play videogames too but I figured that is obvious with being on this site...
my discord is donez0 I can not promise to be an normal person, but I will be my authentic self, for better or worse...
Anonymous
(ID: LRy0Iodp)
10/26/2025, 8:47:58 AM
No.34443033
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I like splurting to younger bratty subby girls and AMWF raceplay...
>Discord
pineco2759
Anonymous
(ID: mk9m6TRa)
10/27/2025, 11:37:59 AM
No.34446172
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>ASL
23 / M / USA
>About You
I game, overthink, and try to fix my life while everything feels slightly unreal due to medication.
want a wife before my brain fully rots.
>looking for
a wife
a wife
a wife
a wife
a girlwife
>Into
games, music, reading, KNOWLEDGE
>Not Into.
fake shit, drama, dry texters, ghosters(literally or metaphorically)
>discord.
perpetualtyping
Anonymous
(ID: 7rOi5iYU)
10/28/2025, 4:14:22 AM
No.34448793
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>>34429436 (OP)
>Me:
>A/S/L
21/M/Midwest
I'm ok with long-distance to start.
>About me
Exactly 6 ft tall, medium-length dirty blonde hair, blue eyes, glasses, boyish facial features, bit nerdy looking but in good shape.
Of Czech and German descent.
I'm currently in my junior year of college majoring in cs and physics. I'm interested in ai, especially reinforcement learning. Last year, I used rl to develop an ai agent that could play Rocket League at a professional level. I'm hoping to either work in ai or go to graduate school after I graduate.
I'm an introvert for the most part but I have a few friends, some of whom are more extroverted.
>Hobbies and interests
I'm mainly interested in programming, math, and logic. I also enjoy reading and spend a lot of time reading about history and politics. I used to be really into pc gaming but now I only have time for the occasional big rpg. Idk if working out is a hobby, but I try to go to the gym at least 3 times a week.
>Looking for
I believe in dating with the intent to marry. In other words, I want a relationship with someone I can see myself marrying. That being said, the type of relationship I'm looking for isn't entirely conventional. I'm also looking for a relationship with a bdsm dom/sub dynamic. I think I would like an owner/pet dynamic.
>Discord
t0ru11
Ideal gf:
My ideal partner is a clingy, submissive girl who I can protect and take care of.
I don't mind mental health issues so long as they're not extreme and I'm ok with her being neet. I enjoy taking care of others.
I'm fine with a broad range of appearances. The only physical characteristic I care about is that she's ethnically European.
It's important that we have compatible beliefs and values.
Anonymous
(ID: s9uASVZd)
10/28/2025, 12:08:45 PM
No.34449693
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>>34450461
>asl
27/M/ES
>about me
im shy, thoughtful, introverted and always striving to be the best version of me i can be, i value happiness, sincerity and love above all.
no, i don't have any history with mental illness.
>hobbies
working out, videogames, manga/anime and reading actual books (sadly a recent hobby, wish i did this sooner)
>looking for
a long-term relationship with a girl around my age, preferably from spain, but long distance relationships with an end goal of being actually together is ok too.
my ideal gf would be one who shares hobbies and interests with me first and foremost, about physical appearance i'm open to most kind of women since im more focussed on feelings and romanticism, chubby or slim tall or short i don't really care that much, that comes second to me. if you're insecure about it shoot your shot anyway, we can talk things out.
>discord
broken__wings
Anonymous
(ID: tjRdEz+n)
10/28/2025, 5:44:56 PM
No.34450456
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>ASL
23/M/USA
>About You
terminally online, chronically horny. want to goon with someone. can go for hours since i cant cum due to my pillz
>into
cute 2D/3D women, thighs in pantyhose, smug faces. Literally anything
>not into
ai garbage,moralists
>discord
maidthread
Anonymous
(ID: CQzeHWYk)
10/28/2025, 5:45:57 PM
No.34450461
[Report]
>>34450670
>>34449693
Holy project moon fan stay away from this guy
Anonymous
(ID: qRNFF45P)
10/28/2025, 6:57:16 PM
No.34450629
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black male 39 usa
I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina
teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386
Anonymous
(ID: GaWktItH)
10/28/2025, 7:07:55 PM
No.34450659
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>>34452874
>>34433223
>my sexual turn ons are a dealbreaker
well now im curious
Anonymous
(ID: s9uASVZd)
10/28/2025, 7:16:06 PM
No.34450670
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>>34450461
can't a nigga like shit in peace
Anonymous
(ID: xtF4740c)
10/28/2025, 8:42:34 PM
No.34450913
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>>34453049
Positive shes either not real or not on here but just in case :
27/M/West Coast USA
Passionate artist, passionate gamer, cinephile, writer for both stories and wordlbuilding/lore. Big on philosophy , I interact creatively with a bunch of mediums, love reading, love internet culture, deciphering it and understanding it, as well as meme culture. Aspiring furry, genuinely to myself 90% of the time. Big on animation and wish to study it, also learning blender. Ideally hypersexual but not forcing that/leading with it
discord
v3g4b0nd
Anonymous
(ID: 4USGKQ8Y)
10/29/2025, 1:45:53 AM
No.34451654
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28/m/Central Europe
Just add me I think talking with each other is better than listing some attributes.
MX NEET, NOT A TROLL, SERIOUS, NO TRANS OR MEN.
(ID: Ms9gVoFw)
10/29/2025, 1:50:53 AM
No.34451661
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>>34429436 (OP)
NEET THREAD
>Status: NEET!
>ASL
24 M latino (white woman required. European would be loved, just anywhere cold with white people)
>Location: Mexico (north) YES I AM WILLING TO RELOCATE JUST MAKE ME BOARD A PLANE OR COME HERE AND GET ME OUT! I WANT A SPACE FOR MYSELF WHERE I CAN FOCUS ON MY ART AND NOT BOTHER WITH THIS FAMILY "GET A JOB, GET A DEGREE" BULLSHIT, I WANT TO START A NEW, JUST FUCKING TAKE ME OUT MY FUCKING MISERY, JEEZ.
>What are you looking for?
SOULMATE MOMWIFE OR EXCLUSIVE SEXUAL SUGARMOM CONCUBINE.
I want saviour buff 100/10 bimbo hentai mommy with le 'tism (hopefully to outmatch mine, I'd love that)
You must be able to keep up with my wavelength (aka you must have high iq and write a lot), with my sheer ravenous animal sexual desire that is still going strong as ever, you must not get the ick because of my schizo politics or religion (FUCK normie women who say "it's unappealing")
Who has imagination (IMPORTANT) and can BE mom for me, who is a geek and into anime and fandom hentai bullshit. You must want to help me save the world.
>More requirements:
You must hate society
You must be divorced from your family (except your parents)
You must have no friends.
IF YOU READ THIS YOU DENOUNCE: Judaism, Islam, Hinduism, LGBT, commienism, futanari, yuri, you denounce the whole world basically other than Christ and me. The creed of the world is FALSEHOOD, there's no left or right, there's TRUTH AND LIE, RIGHT OR WRONG, and truth is UNNEGOTIABLE.
No tattoos.
Hentai will be an INTEGRAL part of our relationship, but we must carry it out IRL.
Virgin.
No pets.
You must be taller than me (I'm 6'3)
Discord: @dontreportme_imjustaway.
No daddy's girl with pink aesthetic and no "I am such a silly innocent girl" (they're evil)
I'll call you by name of any waifu I choose.
REQUIREMENTS REQUIRED!
HAVE BIG TITS!
I am also looking for distance sponsors!
Anonymous
(ID: d5cPZhI8)
10/29/2025, 2:47:07 AM
No.34451761
[Report]
>ASL
23/M/USA
>About You
terminally online, chronically horny. want to goon with someone. can go for hours since i cant cum due to my pillz.
>into
cute 2D/3D women,thighs in pantyhose, smug faces. Literally anything
>not into
ai garbage,moralists,
>discord
maidthread
Anonymous
(ID: xW5cJ0e5)
10/29/2025, 12:54:09 PM
No.34452874
[Report]
>>34450659
I mentioned above that its mostly things like free-use and TPE
Anonymous
(ID: Sevk96hz)
10/29/2025, 2:31:52 PM
No.34453049
[Report]
>>34450913
hypersexual is just depression,
I implore you to seek God
Anonymous
(ID: n48zU8Wx)
10/29/2025, 7:53:20 PM
No.34453792
[Report]
I am convinced there's no women here and if i even end up meeting a woman here and talk to """her""" for more than 10 minutes i am gonna reply to this post with something funny, but anyway, i'm bored and delusional:
>ASL
Early 20s/M/FR
>About me
Talking is not funny if i say everything about me, so let's only say some of it. There's a lot about me and i love to yap so feel free to ask me for stuff about myself. Here's just some of it.
Typical nerd into typical nerd hobbies like strategy games, ttrpg, low level and game development. Also reading russian shit and writing layered stories about russian guys in a T-54. Christian but unsure about the denomination (anything but protestant).
I have lots of love to give, i'm a huge romantic. Even though i have the 'tism, i try to be understanding and Christ-like and to love as Christ loved the church. Sometimes i can be prideful though. I think this paragraph is prideful.
Physically, i'm "white", 1m85, not skinny but not fat or buff.
>What you should be
In the Bible it says "a wife" and not "the wife" so i am convinced it can work with pretty much anyone if we both want it. Love is case by case and cannot really be generalized.
I really have 4 basic criteria. Don't be fat, trans, too far from being white or sub 3.
You must also be looking for your half and not for someone to ghost after 2 weeks.
Oh and also it's 10x better if you live in France or at least Western Europe.
>Discord
hydrehydriquehylique
Anonymous
(ID: gP7BCG/8)
10/29/2025, 8:39:03 PM
No.34453905
[Report]
RX
Retards, Trannys, and Incels aboard
https://discord.gg/Z5XRxDYd
Anonymous
(ID: vUwlEOYy)
10/29/2025, 8:53:44 PM
No.34453951
[Report]
M mid30s Germany
Looking for a Woman or mtf to talk to.. maybe get to know each other.. i dont have any taboo topics.. you can ask or tell me anything
I work alot, I have experience in vanilla and Dom/Sub relationships.
Interests are IT, Movies, climbing and drawing.
Im not into males, ftm or woman who want me to join their onlyfans
Discord giorgio051194
Anonymous
(ID: uqLvZhyG)
10/30/2025, 4:03:40 PM
No.34456353
[Report]
Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?
......
Anonymous
(ID: 8nUvJJeY)
10/31/2025, 5:48:06 AM
No.34458249
[Report]
(You)
>male OR female-to-male transsexual
>gay OR bi (attracted to men)
>in the americas
>soft-spoken and quiet
>depressive
>autistic or otherwise neurodivergent
>MarxistLeninistMaoist
>shotacon
>poetrycel
>likes photography and art
>likes philosophy
>will play indie games with me
>wants to help me with my stupid visual novel (or just read it)
>will send me funny things throughout the day
>likes to VC
>lonely
>a lot of free time
Me
>18 male, NEET for now
>all of the things listed above
tremtres@proton.me
Using an email because I'm a little paranoid.
I can use Discord, Element, Telegram, whatever. Just ask.
I'm aware this is a bit of a long shot, but hey, I miss 100% of the shots I don't take.
Anonymous
(ID: d5cPZhI8)
11/1/2025, 3:32:52 AM
No.34461049
[Report]
>ASL
24 Male USA
>About
i want a girlfriend.
i LOVE quiet nights, DEEP conversations, and people who don’t pretend.i’m not wanting attention, just want something that actually means something.
>Looking for
A girlfriend. One who LOVES ME for me, and also is willing to relocate. Loyal and affectionate. being clingy is a plus too,
>Not looking for
men, boring ppl, ghosters
>interests
reading, gaming, music, drawing/painting.
the sorts of games im into is pretty large, but im down to play anything.
i like people who are passionate about what they do, whatever it is. no matter how boring you might think it is. passion is quite attractive, be as autistic as you want with me.
>Contact
mildcope
Anonymous
(ID: d5cPZhI8)
11/1/2025, 3:33:22 AM
No.34461050
[Report]
lame
Anonymous
(ID: b72pSEc+)
11/1/2025, 4:06:30 AM
No.34461110
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Anonymous
(ID: VaFxsBOI)
11/1/2025, 10:21:06 AM
No.34461880
[Report]
ASL
30/MtF(post-op)/Oregon/NEET
>Favorite sub-genre
Metalhead/goth
>Physical description
White, 5'11, brown hair, some tattoos on my arms, glasses, blue eyes. I dress like a typical metal head in all black.
>Looking for
A biological woman to date in Oregon who (preferably goth) is loving/caring/compassionate/snuggly. I can be very clingy, so I like women who are dependable and attentive. I do well with people who have a dark sense of humor (or at least tolerate off-color statements, (I make them all the time).
>Not looking for
Men , Drug users, Extremists, Other trans people, dog owners cuz I hate dogs, gun owners, trumpers, people who are poly, people who smoke cigs/vape/weed, mexicans
>I have a Discord.
I might add you on Discord if u reply with ur info. I constantly watch the thread to see if I get a genuine positive reply.....,,,.
Anonymous
(ID: ruhJEY9m)
11/1/2025, 2:27:16 PM
No.34462387
[Report]
>ASL
24 Male USA
>About
i want a girlfriend
i LOVE quiet nights, DEEP conversations, and people who don’t pretend.i’m not wanting attention, just want something that actually means something.
>Looking for
A girlfriend. One who LOVES ME for me, and also is willing to relocate. Loyal and affectionate. being clingy is a plus too,
>Not looking for
men, boring ppl, ghosters
>interests
reading, gaming, music, drawing/painting.
the sorts of games im into is pretty large, but im down to play anything.
i like people who are passionate about what they do, whatever it is. no matter how boring you might think it is. passion is quite attractive, be as autistic as you want with me.
>Contact
mildcope
Anonymous
(ID: VPXcIzjO)
11/1/2025, 2:29:21 PM
No.34462393
[Report]
Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
.
I don’t even care enough to be terribly picky no more, I just want a fat and short blond bf to cure my loneliness.
Anonymous
(ID: 8+gzQJnD)
11/2/2025, 5:44:02 AM
No.34464515
[Report]
>ASL
19/M/Brazil (I identify as non-binary.)
>Interests
Art, anime, games, theater, music (keeping it broad because picrel should be narrow enough)
>Discord
dormynightmare
Anonymous
(ID: CPqzrm8r)
11/2/2025, 1:29:06 PM
No.34465541
[Report]
>>34467207
>>34464059
What about red haired
Anonymous
(ID: dmLBNHF0)
11/2/2025, 1:35:09 PM
No.34465554
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Anonymous
(ID: 7T1DHrJo)
11/2/2025, 7:33:26 PM
No.34466408
[Report]
>ASL
23/Male/South Carolina
>ideal gf
is a woman
>Looking for
I am looking for a girl to manipulate and make mine. i am extremely self sufficient, and have plenty of money for the both of us. also something long term/forever.
>Not looking for
men, lol.
>Interests
reading, music, working out, ,meditation and sometimes gaming
>Tag
elictah
Anonymous
(ID: WPdJ2tvG)
11/2/2025, 9:47:37 PM
No.34466816
[Report]
Discord:Wizardking0
Anonymous
(ID: 9UBBbKFR)
11/2/2025, 10:11:22 PM
No.34466885
[Report]
>ASL
27/M/USA
>About
Graduate student in a STEM field. I enjoy spending my free time on physical training, martial arts, spiritual practices, music (I play guitar and piano), reading (materials regarding my personal interests rather than literary canon, mostly), anime, and the occasional video game. I am socially and politically traditionalist.
>Looking For
A white woman between 18 and 27 with which to pursue a long-term relationship, and eventually, marriage. I would like to lead a quiet, rural life as far outside the digital panopticon as is feasible, raising a family together as well as animals and crops—the closer to self-sufficiency, the better.
>Not Looking For
Men, ran-through women, nonwhites, LGBT individuals, severe mental illness, overly political/argumentative
>Discord
18thdivision
Anonymous
(ID: t352N984)
11/3/2025, 12:02:03 AM
No.34467207
[Report]
>>34468288
>>34465541
depends if you still meet the other requirements,
what's ur height and weight?
Anonymous
(ID: xBb/5lTj)
11/3/2025, 1:42:43 AM
No.34467445
[Report]
>>34467499
>>34464059
that's practically just me, if you consider 5'8 short
grumfumblus
(ID: r8WG+oxN)
11/3/2025, 1:47:15 AM
No.34467451
[Report]
>>34467499
Anonymous
(ID: f3GWFBwX)
11/3/2025, 1:56:03 AM
No.34467475
[Report]
>>34429436 (OP)
theres barely any girls on here
shes probably a giant whore and wont love u
Anonymous
(ID: t352N984)
11/3/2025, 2:03:26 AM
No.34467499
[Report]
>>34467507
>>34467445
5'8 is too tall for me
>>34467451
okay now i just need a non fictional vers
Anonymous
(ID: 8D80ndsD)
11/3/2025, 2:06:51 AM
No.34467507
[Report]
>>34467534
>>34464059
>>34467499
I have long brown hair but I'm 5'3" and like 180lbs
Anonymous
(ID: t352N984)
11/3/2025, 2:18:56 AM
No.34467534
[Report]
>>34467668
>>34467790
>>34467507
ideal height, sort of low weight though, would ppl irl consider you fat or just chubby?
Anonymous
(ID: s9uASVZd)
11/3/2025, 3:26:03 AM
No.34467668
[Report]
>>34467696
>>34467534
bro she's fat, only americans would consider a 5'3" 180lbs girl as just "chubby", not judging tho go get her
Anonymous
(ID: t352N984)
11/3/2025, 3:36:24 AM
No.34467696
[Report]
>>34467668
5'3 180lbs is bmi 31.9. which can easily appear as chubby and not actually fat
also i think that anon is a guy not a girl, at least i hope so,
Anonymous
(ID: 8D80ndsD)
11/3/2025, 4:17:31 AM
No.34467790
[Report]
>>34467534
I'm not blob territory, but I have a sizable stomach and moobs
I'm not against a girl encouraging me to gain weight long term either
Anonymous
(ID: CPqzrm8r)
11/3/2025, 7:28:07 AM
No.34468288
[Report]
>>34467207
I'm like 5'6" and fat
Anonymous
(ID: FrwOPcvR)
11/3/2025, 7:40:51 AM
No.34468320
[Report]
>stupid quirkyposting bitch and her orbiters derailing the thread completely
many such cases. good chance it isnt even a woman
Anonymous
(ID: R5sbh4EE)
11/4/2025, 7:07:17 AM
No.34471557
[Report]
Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.
....
Anonymous
(ID: HhEn2Qy4)
11/4/2025, 3:59:04 PM
No.34472663
[Report]
Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
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