Thread 34432526

how do I get some arthoe girl with low self esteem to have a loveless PR relationship as an almost 40yo tortured artist with low energy and obsessed with social suicide?
I'm not fat nor ugly but I want her to know that I was a former nice guy who wants to unleash all my traumas with other girls on her

I'm guessing by "tortured artist" you mean "someone who used to have artistic aspirations but ended up as an unpublished serial underperformer"?

>>34432547
kinda
I've just got too jaded with everything and now I hate all forms of art and artists to the point of wanting to scoff everyone who thinks their "art" means anything

>>34432526 (OP)
>how do I
You don't, zoomers seethe over even small age gaps, and if they were gonna date an older dude it would be a successful corporate silver chad, not an aging beta. You can get middle-aged roast beef with niglet accessories, take it or leave it

>>34432567
>you can get middle-aged roast beef with niglet accessories, take it or leave it

OK, bye
I know my worth and I need to play Taylor and Travis only for a few months to see if I can get into music again with some cute pussy to show everyone
I know some zoomete with daddy issues can enjoy how based and strange I am

>>34432547
As an artist: Why should be being published a metric for success?

Eat shit, billions of flies can't be wrong.

>>34432576
>based
lol, sure nigga, that's why you have to resort to such a shithole of a board for advice.
>>34432599
Valid point but your art still sucks and so does OP's

>>34432526 (OP)
you don't sound even remotely attractive in any way. the fact that you're almost 40 asking losers how to achieve this too.. end it

>>34432643
>>34432656
I'm bored and without weed, that's why I'm doing it
Also, I may be average but I know I have some negative energy and I want another negative person

>>34432556
Predictable.
>>34432599
It doesn't, but publishing was just a proxy for determining if OP was the type of "artist" that writes
>It was a dark and stormy night...
And fantasizes for several hours about what he wants to write before doomscrolling for ten more and forgetting the whole project. Yeah, you can call yourself an artist because you write and draw but no female will fall for the tortured artist schtick if it's essentially a performative label.

>>34432823
>it doesn't, but publishing was just a proxy for determining if OP was the type of "artist" that writes

No, I was a singer/songwriter who got played by lots of people trying to make my way into music

>>34432863
Nice, then that's different and based.

>>34432556
https://voca.ro/1g5d9Cw1atK2

>>34432918
LMFAO get his ass

>>34432918
nigga, can you please take the dick out of your ass to record?

there is something very disturbing about grown men talking about "art hoes" idk why. comes across like a retarded old man desperately trying to fit in, maybe because its lingo that hasnt been used for 8 years

>>34432970
https://voca.ro/1on1M4LoeNfz

>>34432982
but I AM a retarded almost middle aged man desperately trying to shut up my past demons unleashing them on some bicth

>>34432989
OK, good words so I'm gonna be pretty honest with you
I have no intent to uplift or make anybody's lives better, I know I'm a twisted fucker and I swear I want this world to burn
But I liked you
I may download your recording and listen to it sometimes

>>34432526 (OP)
OP, be careful. don’t look for arthoes specifically because all of them are major bitches who seek no real relationship other than normalizing gaslighting until your balls drop lower than your standards and self worth.

coming from a former arthoe who learned absolutely nothing & has to live as a cuck for the rest of her pathetic life

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
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New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?

>>34432526 (OP)
Maybe if you weren't a disgusting narcissist with a disgusting pic attached to a disgusting post you would get what you want.

>>34434643
but what's the problem with a disgusting narcissist wanting another disgusting narcissist to play power games?

>>34434701
There's these things called "developmental milestones", art hoe relationships are something you do when you're college undergrad age, not at 40. You're free to want that kind of relationship, but you presumably have nothing - looks, status, money - that a younger woman would want even if she could look past the age gap. We've already explained this to you, if you wanna fuck something other than your hand you're gonna have to settle for thoroughly ran through women your age.
>nooooo I don't want single moms working at McDonalds, the art hoes will surely think I'm cool and I'll get something eventually
Far more likely you'll just keep crying about how you want one here while nothing happens.

>>34435464
Forgot pic

>>34435464
>but you presumably have nothing
I have my own house (where no woman gonna live), a decent job that pays me well, I'm not fat, bald or ugly and I am a musician
You are not the first one trying to bring me down

>>34435516
who cares, no one wants you. fuck off

>>34435547
you care, you gave me two (You)s
Also, I don't want to be wanted, I just need some PR relationship to help me get into music again and to show off my cute cum dumpster to other men for a few months
I have no problem to tell her "look, I don't like you and even your family doens't like you, let's have some fun"

>>34435516
Having a house and job when you're old isn't impressive, and if you were physically appealing you could go on a dating app right now and take your pick of the art hoes. You're retarded and delusional, you fail at the easy task of pulling slutty alt girls and further you think having one on your arm would help your nonexistent music career somehow lmao. The other anon is right, no one wants you and since you're too stupid to figure it out yourself, that's a prerequisite for even something casual with a girl.

>>34435622
>you're old
lmao
lmao even
I CAN take some alt cunt, but I want a fucked up one to reenact my traumas with another junkie arthoe, but not every bicth is willing to openly being used and abused by some former nice guy willing to show everyone how he changed for worst

>>34435650
>you're old
Yeah deal with it fag, you're at the age where you're breaking down physically. Even the greatest athletes are slowing down by 40 and you were never anything close to that. If you could get art hoes or anything really you wouldn't be fucking your hand and posting on /soc/ all day, so keep coping. The kind of guys that use and beat their gfs don't have to convince them into that arrangement like they're signing up for a phone plan kek, women just want them based on their physical attributes and will tolerate that shit from them. They won't tolerate it from an chopped beta like yourself though.

These gooner retards who think some porn scenario is gonna magically present itself to them should be culled ngl, I don't think even niggers are this stupid. And there's about a few hundred similarly soi and undesirable millennials on here doing the same exact shit so you'll just have to get in line OP

>>34435784
*a chopped beta

>>34435784
u boring

>>34436033
I guess pictures like that is as close as youll get huh. Sucks to suck

Feeling a little adventurous tonight... care to join?
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Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
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>>34432526 (OP)
Give lectures at your local art university.

Bitches love to hear you be jaded about shit as long as you present it intellectually

Do guest lectures get pussy. Play the game right faggot

>>34435516
I have talked to a dozen girls off this board, they contacted me first, I've fucked one, and the convo's started within the context of having a relationship. I'm also only a little younger than you.

The way you talk sucks and your personality is shit. That's why you're desperately on here, making your own thread no less, thirsting for younger women.

You're not a "tortured artist" (faggot) and you even saying that means you're talentless.

What you *are* is not attractive, look 40, and again have a dogshit personality. Keep farming hate in this thread though I guess, see what all carrying all this negativity does for your mental health. The weight will be unbearable.

>>34432526 (OP)
Woaw you're a fucking loser lmao.
I believe it should be easy for you, literally just hang out at local punk bars that give shows you'll be the 40 year old weirdo grandpa but there's tons of fucked up girls with 0 self esteem ready to suck your dick there.
These chicks are drawn to losers like you like a moth to a flame.

>>34432526 (OP)
contact ?

>>34432526 (OP)
everyone says this but give them a proper crazy girl and they won't ever come back
You'll grow tired of losing sleep over fearing for your life everytime you lay down next to her

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
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Only real men need to message me-boys can scroll.
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Sweet words might just earn you my attention.

>>34435465
kek

>>34435650
Jesus Christ dude. Here's a pro tip, junkie art hoes don't want to be used and abused. Women like that are deeper and more sensitive than average if anything. Treat her like a lover and there is a good chance she looks past your age, your physical appearance, if you are a loser etc.
Women are much more vibe focused so as a man you have a better chance than a female who is pushing 40 to score a young qt, but if you are a creep then you repel them no matter what your age is, and the things you are writing here are creepy and disgusting.
I'm not hating on you and I hope you succeed, but drop the disgusting attitude and be genuine.

>>34432526 (OP)

You live in a city or urban area? We have gallery nights where I live like twice a year. Art hoes galore. They'll hook up with just about anything too. One of my neighbors (fat fuck, 50 years old) went to prison for touching a 13 year old and is a registered sex offender for life. Met his art hoe wife at one of those evenings. She's not bad looking, just psycho as hell, chased him out in the front yard once with a knife. Fun times. The bar is in Hell. I'm a 30 year old NEET and have gotten some good pussy just by going out and pretending to be interested in some "art" that looks worse than the shit smeared walls of an insane asylum. Even if the bitch is taken, 9 times out of 10 her bf is some liberal cuck who will let you hit as long as he gets to watch. I hope you have something like that where you live Anon. Everyone deserves some low-bar easy art hoe pussy once in awhile.

>>34433117
>until your balls drop lower than your standards and self worth.

Wut?

Curvy, confident, and craving some attention... sound fun?
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Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?
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>>34432526 (OP)
You find her and once in love will give her enough money to go to France and actually land 2 interviews in a small local art magazine
Now check this out, right after that she’s gone go to a party and make out wifh some Ukrainian refuge whore and move in with her all while hiding it from you
After you find out and she blocks you she will post her paintings on her Instagram using your photos and get recognition (again) off of you

>>34436033
You call him boring, but you don't call him a liar.

I'm a lot to handle, but that's part of the fun. Up for it?
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Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around. .

Generous guys, you know where to find me.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?
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Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.
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