Thread 34454837

Thread for anons who live in the mid-western states of Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Ohio, or Wisconsin.
>asl
>about me
>looking for
>not looking for
>contact

(btw, are any /soc/ialites going to Youmacon?)

>>34454842
>detroit
gross

Live the idea of potentially recognizing someones wife or gf here. Send her if you're from Michigan (send her regardless). Very discreet.

Tele @Gravyboat3

https://discord.gg/uWE4mcpaaY

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>ASL
30s, M, Ohio

>about me
I love staying active and living my best life.

>looking for
A younger (not underage) woman to be a mentor figure to and see if anything long term develops.

>not looking for
Other guys

>contact
Disc: randomasgf

>>34454837 (OP)
>32&35/mf married cpl/SW-WI
>5'9 & 300 and 5'6 220 nerdy couple. Into anime, pc gaming, reading, warhammer, d&d, and most other surface-level geek shit. Also into forging, rock collecting, and getting into shooting. Foodies, but trying to diet/work out.

>we are polyam and are looking for a soft-sub/bottom type to join us as a fwb+ situation, any gender, but looking for femme types for males/mtf (must be longer hair, clean shaven for face/body, pubes are fine, body type doesn't matter too much and would prefer a bit of chub over too skinny) and hygienic females.
Be approximately our age or younger (under 30 preferred for males but not a hard limit), no one under 21. We'd love to share some upfront interests of course, but are always looking to try new hobbies. Cant currently travel cause our car isn't in great shape.
For sexual interests, we tend to be soft/service-doms/tops. Not really into "mommy/daddy" type stuff, but we can see where things end up. We are looking for someone who is equally at ease with either of us solo or both of us together with a preference to the hubby for solo stuff (wifey has a long-term partner already). The only kinks we have a hard limit on are watersports/scat/wasteplay, abdl, hard bdsm, and really serious furry stuff. Wifey is a toe-dip scaly. Long as you don't live/breathe it, its probably fine.

>not looking for roomates. The gf/bf label is fine after we get to know each other. We also aren't looking to knock anyone up. No racial minorities for your own sake. We unfortunately live in a small, conservative town due to wifey's job and while we don't particularly have any dislike for anyone we interact with privately, we've had bad experiences with nosy neighbors in recent years that we'd prefer to avoid in the future. Our core family unit will always take priority over secondaries.

>Snap: titmeisterx
Hubby will be main contact. Approach with the idea of meeting with him solo/primarily over meeting both of us.

>>34456204
Damn you guys are too fat to ride a ferris wheel

>>34456764
you say that, but we've had quite a number of fairly good looking people who are just into the kinky aspect hooking up with both of us. like upper 6's and low 7's. I'm a generous 4/10 looks-wise (mostly strongfat I used to do trucking which is why i gained all the weight, but ive also lost 60lbs in the past year), shes a 5/10 (also losing weight, down from 290 two years ago). so don't knock it til you take a ride lol.

>asl
30/M/Omaha, Nebraska
>about me
Gay bearish guy looking for friends, or to date. 6ft bearded redhead.
I like retro gaming, cooking, D&D, thrifting, and horror movies
>looking for
Guys around my age or older in Omaha, to date or even just making some friends to hang with sometimes would be nice.
>not looking for
Trans and nonbinary people, under 25s, far leftists
>contact
Discord: Yellow_Goat

>ASL
M/30/Minnesota

>About you
6'1 skinny fit, huge weeb, BWC, filthy commie, i enjoy getting really high and playing slop games and watching slop anime and sometimes OSRS and roguelikes

>Into
Girls & Girl failures(trans included)
titty and everything about it

>Not into
dudes, scat, loli, extreme stuff, etc

>Discord.
iyarashii1

>>34454837 (OP)
24 M Chicago
I'm learning not to be recluse in my free time.
I'm going outside every saturday now! I took up archery Im pretty good I think Im working up to pull a 80lb bow I can pull 35lbs right now.
I am a weeb/nerd as well I watch a bunch of anime and read manga.
I like 40k and Battletech I paint my own minis and play it sometimes.
>looking for
Really I would love to talk to a woman that's older than me and possibly into the same stuff?
At least anime maybe.
Basically looking for a unicorn right now but i'll talk to anyone i'm not picky or mean spirited.
>not looking for
I don't know if we don't like each other just unfriend me and we'll call it a wash.
>contact
discord is
my_blood_is_black

Want to talk about local nudes from Madison and Milwaukee

Kik moriv18

29f/michigan/here for whatever comes my way lol try me

snap tangibeck95

Maybe you're the spark I've been waiting for tonight.
.....

>>34458185
M21, Muncie Indiana.

Honestly dont know what to expect here, but why not. I'm a college student, can drive/has car, has a job, 6ft, white, brown hair and green eyes. I'm mostly into the gym, boxing, and physical stuff like that. I dont really browse this site much these days, im more of a tiktok/Twitter guy lmao. I still like video games and anime and stuff, but not as much as some others on here. animes I like include dragon ball, hxh, jjk, demon slayer, and baki. Video games i like include terraria, stardew valley, balatro, etc.

My discord is maxlovespizzarolls

23 M4f
In michigan
Very open
Teleguard here :G333NX7CW
Hmu with any other platforms you want to talk on

There are obviously a lot of things going on tonight/this weekend. Anyone up for inviting a random so I look like an awkward weirdo instead of an awkward weirdo loner? Thnks.
F mid 20s Columbus OH
Would love it if you're also a bio woman but beggars can't be choosers. If trans don't be ugly.
Not interested in fucking or sucking or anything of the sort. Just let me follow you around like a dog and keep the leash short. I don't like to be overly-involved, I prefer to observe.
Thanks again, love you
Disc jalapeepo

Let's spice things up a little, shall we?
...

>ASL
m/29/US (Midwest)
>About you
Active nerd, average looking 5'4"
I like some games but I don't play multiplayer that often. Huge into TTRPGs, MtG, fantasy books, and kind of into anime/manga (I read a lot more than I watch). I also really enjoy making my own worlds so if you want to chat about that I can always talk about mine or help you with yours.
>Into
maybe a friend if our interests match, maybe a goon buddy to send things to, maybe a meetup if we're not too far away. Im bi but mostly into femininity, basically I don't mind if a girl has a dick lol but that doesn't mean I won't suck a cute guy's dick
Down to trade pics with anyone interested
>Not into
BBW, obese, "curvy". Not into black guys
>Discord
ValcomCanis

>>34454924
I second this

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>>asl
28 M Detroit

>>about me
Somewhat shy but gentle weeby nerd who works out, likes to go on hikes, bikes, and smoke.
Average height, muscular max strength build, white, left-leaning, and straight - only like women/femmes
I play osrs, the finals, chess, cs2
I like to watch /pw/ and /ck/

>>looking for
Friend, fwb, or gf, gamer friends, otakus
Voice calls
Meetups/hangouts
Streaming anime/movies/gaming
Friendly servers

>>not looking for
Creepers, nazis,

>>contact
Kamehamehollowed

I must tell someone about how much I love seeds, this is killing me

black male 38 cincinnati ohio

I used to like loli but I like women now
any adult women in need of a boyfriend
please contact me for a relationship
nine inch penis multi orgasmic great stamina

teleguard @ F47X9KUEN
discord @ unagi386
kik @ unagi386
telegram @ unagi386

>>34454924
Bump

32/m/ Minnesota (Mankato)

> bout me
White dude, average, work too much, not enough time to do anything. Game when I can, try to get out and exercise or keep the weight off.

> looking for
Honestly looking for casual hookups, one time encounters or potential FWB. I’ll still chat with whomever though. It’s fun to make friends.

> into
Into females, fem types, trans women

> not into
Incel Nazi shit.

> disc
realheehohours

Any girls in Indiana?
Add soccyanon on discord

27M, detrans hikkineet in Southern Illinois (close-ish to St Louis). last year i had a drive for creative endeavors, but i've since sunken into my usual "do nothing" pit for basically all of 2025. lately i've been struggling to remember why things were important to me in the first place... i think being in the presence of others would help. i've never really had friends in a traditional sense, and i often flip-flop around it, but my desire is strong at the moment. im not necessarily shy, but years of isolation have definitely done a number on me. lengthy chats with others draw out most of my attention and can exhaust me for the remainder of the day, which is unfortunate as i can be quite the yapper... i think acquainting myself with people who live nearby is something i've needed for a very long time. this includes neighboring states!

as for hobbies and interests, i love exploring and taking photos! i like writing, despite working at a snail's pace. i've also found i have a knack for making amvs. i want to watch more movies, but im always too tired when the evening comes... i'm also really bad when it comes to listening music... i'm sorry i'm so spacey... my favorite anime include hidamari sketch, princess jellyfish, space dandy, and eizouken, as well as a lot of iyashikei and gainax stuff. some of my favorite video games are katamari damacy, warioware twisted, duke nukem 3d, the first super mario bros, and ff8!

my discord is 'dkoldies'. i feel a bit self-conscious about being mistaken for a nintentoddler... or just undesirable in general? idk. everyone has their hangups, myself included. regardless, lets all try to be kind without feeling the need to accommodate for each other. if you send a request, a bit of time might pass before i get back to you, so please be patient!

27M, detrans hikkineet in Southern Illinois (close-ish to St Louis). last year i had a drive for creative endeavors, but i've since sunken into my usual "do nothing" pit for basically all of 2025. lately i've been struggling to remember why things were important to me in the first place... i think being in the presence of others would help. i've never really had friends in a traditional sense, and i often flip-flop around it, but my desire is strong at the moment. im not necessarily shy, but years of isolation have definitely done a number on me. lengthy chats with others draw out most of my attention and can exhaust me for the remainder of the day, which is unfortunate as i can be quite the yapper... i'm ok with meeting more online pals (especially those with similiar taste and life experiences), but i think acquainting myself with people who live nearby or in a neighboring state is my main objective, and something i've needed for a very long time.

as for hobbies and interests, i love exploring and taking photos! i like writing, despite working at a snail's pace. i've also found i have a knack for making amvs. i want to watch more movies, but im always too tired when the evening comes... i'm also really bad when it comes to listening music... i'm sorry i'm so spacey... my favorite anime include hidamari sketch, princess jellyfish, space dandy, and eizouken, as well as a lot of iyashikei and gainax stuff. some of my favorite video games are katamari damacy, warioware twisted, duke nukem 3d, the first super mario bros, and ff8!

my discord is 'dkoldies'. i feel a bit self-conscious about being mistaken for a nintentoddler... or just undesirable in general? idk. everyone has their hangups, myself included. regardless, lets all try to be kind without feeling the need to accommodate for each other. if you send a request, a bit of time might pass before i get back to you, so please be patient!

>>34464217
>>34464229
sorry i hope nobody sees my doublepost lmao i wanted to change a thing... i keep trying to delete it... i promise you i'm not an attention whore lmfao

>asl
30/M/IL (Chicago northwest suburbs)
Black, athletic slim build,170 6’2

>about you
Im an easygoing person who likes to work out, watch sports (basketball, football, tennis, MMA/boxing, F1), listen to music (mostly hip hop, pop, and EDM), during the spring/summer I play volleyball and ultimate frisbee, trying to learn blender. I have a list of shows/movies on my watchlist but work has kept me busy as of late.
>Looking for
Women (25 or older) looking to chat and eventually meet to date, be friends, or have some fun. Im open to women of all sizes/race.
Everyone else I’m open to chat with, and maybe hangout if you’re chill.


Discord
slogfog7538

>asl
F, 22, south central Missouri
>about me
NEET. fishing. cheap thrills.
>looking for
Chat with mutual interest
>not looking for
Gooners, fucked up freaks, leftists
>contact
amelia2159

>>34464616
what platform?

Sure, screw it
>ASL
24/Male (black if you care)/Minnesota
>about me
Veteran (multiple branches now), gentle and as talkative as I can muster. I’m a very clingy person despite trying my hardest to get over that, I respond to messages as soon as I see them… maybe just too much of a tryhard sometimes. I’m also terrified of women and will more than likely have a difficult time talking if it gets awkward. I’m probably just a bit more on the submissive side but, I don’t honestly know.

I also have a very odd work schedule but I think that’d only interfere if you were trying to actually meet in person.
>interests
I love hiking, creepy stuff (horror is cool), hearing about your niche interest, shooting (guns are my autistic interest but I’m modest about it), cooking, and working out. Training is something I do a lot at this point. But most of my time is spent trying to talk to friends online, maybe playing classic RPGs and RPGmaker games. I also love traveling.
>looking for
Trans/Twinks/Fem
Someone who is constantly trying to talk to me, I honestly love attention. Lewd stuff is fine too, but I would prefer to have an actual conversation or connection before that. I would ultimately like to meet irl too, but it’s not the main goal for me. Also, would be very cool if you're willing to VC soonish
>not looking for
Short term friendships or only lewd talk. Seriously I want something to last here, but I really can’t carry conversations all by myself.

>>34466182
I'm stupid and totally forgot to actually add my tag, whoops

Discord: seviskill

Chicago bros, Ill be going to a nightclub. I just hope I can get a hoe to grind on me.

>>34454924
Bump

any1 in general chicago area wanna fuck my gf maybe something regular if ur chill, big dicks 8+, leave contact if interested.

STL, MISSOURI AREA? ARNOLD/IMPERIAL more specifically

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>>34467741
big dicks only?

21 F kik- stfem

Looking for a long term, guy or a daddy that can offer his cum to me everyday..
I have an incest dirty chat sexting, or rolepay with a dirty perv.
Maybe talk out our experiences or swap our nudes..
Just bored and horny into: incest, rough sex, anal, age play/gap, corrupted/clueless, squirting, cum, face sitting,bdsm, taboo and more..
https://soundgasm.net/u/Ashash21/Hear-me-masturbating-moaning-and-squirting

>>34467741
what do u use? snap?

>>34457951
bump

>asl
31M milwaukee
>about me
not really into nerd shit but do play fortnite and skate lately, would be interested in learning about boardgames. Mostly into anything hands on, gym, thrifting, working on cars, home improvement, riding horses, raising goats,, etc.
>looking for
friends to do shit with, reasons to get out of the house, drinking buddies.
>not looking for
gay shit
>contact
disc: aesobass

>>34454837 (OP)
>>ASL
30/male(failed)/MN
>>about me
I'm eccentric and eclectic. I jog, bike and do calisthenics to stay fit. edm,metal,rap, and country are on my playlists. I play a variety of rts, tbs,puzzle, 4x and retarded do nothing games. I collect coins and silverware and buy most of my clothes second hand. praise kek, I've been on this dogshit website for like 15 years.
>>looking for
active people who want to talk, game, or meet up. ideally lets be friends or rivals but if we click I'd be down to date
>>not looking for
/pol/cels, glowies, gooners,
>>contact
discord: slushisushisama

>>34454837 (OP)
>ASL
20s, F, soon to be Michigan

>about me
I like plants, cooking, and spending all day in the woods. Im moving back to michigan bc I dont have the money/support to live where im currently at

>looking for
Anyone who'll be nice to me and can hold a two sided conversation

>not looking for
Weirdos, sex pests!!!

>contact
Disc: prmisl

33/m/metro detroit

>Looking for
Fellow /outists/ to join my server

>Not looking for
Literally everything else you freaks advertise on here

>discord
VainFatcrap
https://discord.gg/5KXzaXDe

40 m ohio

Rating wifes and tits on telegram. I dont save or share, ever, so 100% discreet.@Nbone2to het ahold of me. Lets enjoy your wife! Kik is letmeseeherplz

>>34466182
other than the fact you're gay we are literally the same guy damn near wtf...
i know you're trying to get some ass but can a brother send you a friend request my nigga?

>ASL
32, male, northern Indianapolis area. Fishers to be exact

>About
A lot. I like doing stuff. New things preferred. Otherwise live music, brew houses, hiking, camping, other events or just going places in general. If staying in, gaming, movies, writing, art crap, playing with tech. I've got a few hobbies. Love to learn.

>Looking for
Female company preferable. Someone chill that wants to go places and do stuff or just cuddle up for the winter.

>Not looking for
Dudes who wanna fuck or someone vane and conceited.

>Contact
Discord: LetsGitFilthy

My pics probably gonna post sideways. I don't care though.

>>34469754
Careful man
I hear if you make contact with your alternate universe gay self you merge into an unstoppable bisexual entity

>>34470236
Me again.
Discord is
Lgfilthy

Steam is: LetsGitFilthy

My bad.

Let's make tonight one to remember... or forget.
.

>asl
19m Grand rapids MI/Detroit
>about me
5'7 mexican 6 in
>looking for
A goon bro so we can meetup and jerk about irls,tightt,non nude, trans
>not looking for
scat,gore all that
>contact
Disc : Tronn2.0

I hope you faggots cleaned your coats and boots, my braindead boomer coworker said its gonna be heavy snow and I have no reason to doubt them (bump)

>asl
M/28/Michigan
>About me
I'm a man that likes to listen and write music, collect vinyl and instruments, play video games (have all the modern day consoles, a VR set and a PC), going to conventions/aquariums/museums, watching anime here and there, and watching sports (Kansas City Chiefs and the Detroit Lions are my favorite teams)!
>Looking for
Friends! If it turns out more, that's fine (I'm straight!)
>Not Looking For
Doesn't matter, desu
>contact
Discord: fataldisease

M/31/mi

Love to share IRLs, get tributes/fakes made of them, love to chat about them too.

Teleguard FKSNMN9Y3

>asl
21 M Madison WI
>about me
engineering student, im into videogames, shooting, homebrewing alcohol, and playing the bass
>looking for
any woman, or anyone who plays an instrument and might want to play together
>contact me at my discord
pepsidrinkingdog

>asl
f, ohio (specifically northeast)

>about me
i like music, pop culture rabbit holes, and i overthink

>looking for
someone that i can rant their heads off with my random thoughts

>not looking for
anything sexual. dont be weird

>contact
discord: @j_tsar

>ASL
20/Male/NEOhio
>Orientation
Bisexual/Female preference
>About me
Hi! My name is Will and I am looking for friends or potentially a girlfriend, I do not like super long distance relationships, but I will gladly be your netpal if we like each other. I am 5'9.5 if that matters.
>Hobbies/Interests
I am really into anime, vocaloid, firearms, airsoft, and military surplus collecting. I recently finished Girls Last Tour, and I am working on a chito cosplay right now. If you would like to cosplay yuri or any other character, even if its not from GLT, id be really happy to bring you with me to an anime con at some point. Assuming we like eachother. I also recently started getting into lifting again.
>Looking for
In regards to friends, you can be anyone. But romantically, I like more skinny or toned women, which is similar to myself. if ur interested in me like that feel free to shoot ur shot!
>Not looking for
Casual sex, people who are horny 24/7, actual nazis, men wanting anything sexual/romantic
>Discord
coolmac10
I check my discord pretty often so ill add u back ASAP

27m Kansas city
Kik bluemetalyarn
Sex

I was put on this earth for one thing, to enjoy your wife. Ill rate her, talk to you about her, whatever you need. I cannot trib or fap. Currently at work.

What I offer: 100% completely safe sharing. I never save or share

What you offer....your girl

What have you got to lose?

Kik:letmeseeherplz

M 22 from Chicago Suburbs.
My name is Mark, I'm a nerdy guy with a Computer Science Degree
I am a KHHV, and I would like to end that someday.

>Looking for
Biological female that will end my virginity.

It will be my first time but I promise to do my best, I've studied how to have sex for years.
We could even get drinks or something first if you would like that.

Add me on Discord and we can talk more: pixelmark_

>>34454837 (OP)
You retards still calling the east the midwest?

>>34477695
The term was coined when USA was still just on the East coast, when you would have to explore the rest of the country WEST of you. The Far West existed, so did the Middle West.

Eat some seeds, you might learn something.

Madison folks? Bonus if you enjoy the crusable club

Kik moriv18

>>34474580
Anywhere near Rootstown?

Love the idea of potentially recognizing someone here. Send her if you're from Michigan (send her regardless). Very discreet.

Tele @Gravyboat3

>>34477027
Bump. Double dubs!

>>34480099
triple dubs checked

31 m bi 563

Looking for fun friends in the area to hookup with

>>34481175
kik is bibull4play

This shit sucks its fkn cold here i am from the south and have no friends straight bros lmk who u r and we can smoke beautiful women stop being dumb for 5 seconds and add my dicksword
Eatsfarts.
Ps I am super rad

>>34481255
Oops Michigan btw

47/M/Wooster, OH
Disc: ShinmaNoKodou

Just an old man looking for a girl that is fairly local (at least within the state) or is willing to travel, who wants to meet up IRL. FWBs would be great. Love big age gaps, the younger the better.

https://discord.gg/uWE4mcpaaY

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43M 614 Columbus. Sadly, I've been here longer than a lot of you have been alive.

>ASL
23f us
>About you
overweight acne-ridden sub 5 azn femcel
>Into
being called ugly/humiliation (humiliated for being lonely & my weight), degrading, scat, piss, hairy, smells,
>Not into
missionary
>Discord
.owoism

send cock on accept n be alpha or gtfo sissy no time for losers who cant give me attn and what i want

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.
.....

Anybody from Madison area, huge bonus if you go to the crusible club

Kik moriv18

>ASL
38/M/Detroit

>About you
Located in the Detroit looking for something casual. Prefer local/driveable, but open. Professional with my shit together. 6'1, 195lbs, white, tattoos, and facial hair.

>Into
Video games, hiking/camping, tech projects, crafts.

Looking for younger women and possibly select couples.

Absolutely into other races. Kink friendly, massive vreeding fetish, clothing fetish, and exhibitionism. Open to most things, not submissive at all.

>Not into
Single men, non-passable trannies, scat, gore, animals, etc.

>Discord

pirelli266

>>34482036
lmao does this even work, you fag? surely no one is dumb enough to send you dick pics

>>34484183
I guarantee it worked /soc/ is 95% faggots who post their dicks here every day.

M 43 Midwest MN. Doing some bumps. Thinking about playing with stolen panties. Just trimmed up. Love to chat, play, show off, and love seeing you share your kinks and IRLs. Don't be shy. All welcome and always discreet.
NMHS5QVXG

36/m/midwest USA

Looking for a "sisterwife". Already married (27/f) and looking to add another wife. Must be childless, willing to relocate (i pay the bills, house work is your room and board) and open to polygamy. Open to having kids is a plus. I will relocate you at my expense if you fit the criteria and we get along. We will get to know each other online, and i will travel for dating purposes if it progresses that far.

Kik cultleader14