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"eternal" edition
Arteta IN!
Hopefully some transfers in as well
>>149082297 (OP)Capitalise the letters next time
>>149082475>losing Zubidoo to Madrid >Arteta INanoooooooon
>>149082702marti.zubi is coming to london, he told me yesterday.
he's also really good from what i've seen of him in this meme nations league.
>zubimendi is an arteta regen
>>149084402your getting Garnacho and you will be happy
reports coming out that zubimendi is pivoting to real
>Arsenal have opened up talks with West Ham to sign Mohammed Kudus. He has a £84M release clause, which the Gunners have no intention of meeting.
This kind of Twitter rumuour is so dumb it's actually likely to be true of Arsenal.
I really dont want the gan nacho.
Raya
White - Saliba - Gabriel - Skelly
Partey
Ødegaard - Rice
Saka - Gyokoroes - Rodrygo
Bench: Zubi, Martinelli, Kiwior, Timber, Havertz, Trossard, Merino, Kepa, Nwaneri.
give it to me straight, is this enough to win the league or ucl?
>>149084993It will be Sesko, Rodrygo is a big upgrade on Marti if it happens.
>>149084993rodrgo saar is not leaving vardrid, so just get rogers from villel.
sesko seems to be much more advanced than gyokeres.
i doubt partey is gonna be the starter for the majority of the season, relying on him is not smart,thats why zubi will be starting and rotating with partey.
there's also a good chance we miss on all of these targets because stan kronke wants to keep his shekelsteins for another walmart in bumfucknowhere.
Why are we here, just to suffer?
>>149084685>Arsenal have opened up talks with West Ham to sign Mohammed Kuduslol
>He has a £84M release clauselmao
>which the Gunners have NO intention of meetingWTFROFLMAOZOMG
>>149084993I'm afraid it's not only about the players.
>>149084685Kudus is twice the player Martinelli is
>>149084993>Bukrappo Saka, a Championship shitter and a Madrid babby who can't score more than 6 goals in the Lel Liga>is this enough to win the league or ucl?jej
>>149082297 (OP)>from Greenwich (borough where Arsenal were founded)>live in North London>can't support Arsenal no matter how hard I tryWhat's wrong with me? I wouldn't even be a plastic.
Rodrygo was shit in the CL tie
>>149085644You've just got to follow your heart in this world.
>>149084993More like
Saka - Sesko - Garnacho
>>149085981Rodrygo is just generally shit. If he didn't play for Real Madrid you wouldn't want him
>>149085644good for you supporting this club is suffering
>>149084993I doubt Rodrygo would start over Martinelli. I also think Partey is spent and would prefer Rice in the DM position and a player with better offensive quality as the LCM
>>149089126Ok I'll check back next week then
>>149087053I don't want him.
Genuine question: what's the consensus on who's better as a pure wide defender, Timber or Mendes? I'm honestly edging Timber in this aspect but want to know what others think
>>149090922mendes is being shilled a lot lately but idk
Kepa
Damsgaard/ Lewis Cook
Kudus
Sesko
Mudryk in December
Sesko
Grealish
Arrizabalaga
Hato
>>149094309>Mudryk in Decemberkek, pls make it happen
Arsenal will literally never win anything with Arteta at the helm. We all know this to be true. FA Cup was the peak and even that was because of Fat Frank and Ole having reverse meme magic.
Please Mikel, for all that is good in the world, just fuck off already.
>>149096243Who gonna replace him? Cesc? Big Ange?
>>149096319Punished Ange at Arsenal would be great, at least it would be better than the fucking boreball they play under Sharteta
>>149096319Ange has just won a European trophy, he is levels above the Lego Man
>>149096319nobody because the arteta fanatics will scoff at any manager no matter what
between 2021-2023 tuchel, conte and luis enrique were all available, and if you dared even mention them they would laugh and mock you
>>149098234>Guardiola realises possession slopball has been exposed and goes on a tear signing a bunch of mavericks>Sharteta still clinging on to his statmong sideways merchants
Zubimendi is so much better than gravenberch...
Why did he reject us Liverpoolbros
>Vlahovic
>Mudryk
>Zubi
>Sesko (still a chance to be on this list)
Arsenal have been rejected by their main targets for a few years now. It's so over
>>149096319You're right. He's irreplaceable.
No other manager could spend a billion pounds only to have his team go out every week, do a Stoke impression and win nothing
>>149098306>>149098404That would be very kino, but I can’t stand any more "mate"ing
remember lads, no signings
>>149101461J-just wait until the window re-opens.
The insider sources say Kiwior is not for sale.
Unless the buyers meet the 70 million (euros I reckon, but still) price tag that is. Otherwise, unsalable.
>>149098234>Arsenal regard Martin Zubimendi move from Real Sociedad as done & signed.Hopefully they did some actual done-ing & signed-ing to sport such regards...
>>149099695>>>/wsg/5895658
>Tierney agrees five-year deal upon Celtic return
morg rogers sesko saka
rice zubimendi m.odegaard
will take us to the promised land(a quadruple) i swear.
sesko had 1 more goal last season than havertz had in his season before he left leverkusen.
what the FUCK is artetas problem
>>149101588rumoured we are going for guehi too.
saliba, gabriel with kiwior and guehi as rotational backups.
>>149102580it's simple really
mikel doesn't want to bench havertz but the pressure to sign an actual striker is too much right now so he gets someone worse/equal to havertz and rotate them
Instead of Garnachingz why don't we sign Cristiano Ronaldo?
>3 Arsenal players start for England
That's what I'm thinking about
Two clubs from Saudi Arabia are pushing to sign Benjamin #Sesko!
However, his preference is clear: he wants to stay in Europe.
#Arsenal and Sesko are working on the details to reach an agreement. The deal is on.
@philipphinze24 | @SkySportDE
>>149102580Sesko had 3 more goals than Xavi Simons, and Xavi was injured for 2 months
>>149102590Sounds too good to be true (it ain't).
>>149102716Instead of signing Manure rejects why don't >we pay extra for former Chelshite shitters?
>>149103486big brain arteta buying anoter shitter so he can protect is 280k a week son
>Sesko news
booooo
>Rodrygo bullshit rumors
better than nothing
>>149102862I cant wait for the oil camels to drop out of football like Russia and China before them.
>>149102774*loses to an African team for the first time in history*
>Liverpool sign wirtz for 150m
>Man City active in the widow
>Chelshit
>Sandcastle haw lots of money to spend
Sharteta is not finishing in top 5 is he?
>>149099695The spurs rivalry would be the best it has literally ever been
>>149109199We were 5 points off citeh with prime Haaland breaking the scoring record m8. Wtf is a "squirtz"? The problem with sharteta is he can't take us beyond 2nd. If he were like ange or amorim hed be sacked in 2022.
I will in fact crash out if Sesko gets signed
No more project strikers we need a finished product ready to win titles
>>149102590Guehi is absolutely not coming. Dude will be competing for a starting role in a world cup year, he's not gonna be a backup
>>149115485Who own the club again?
Who sings the checks?
>>149086886Ngl sounds like a pokemon evolution
>>149115384weird that City with prime Haaland breaking the scoring record couldn't even get 90 points
>Rodrygo sends a very clear message: happy under Xabi Alonso's command. Rodrygo has already informed Real Madrid of his desire to stay despite the doubts that arose. Doubts that seem to have been disappeared after the arrival of Xabi Alonso. He wants to prove he has a place at Real Madrid. (marca.com)
Another snub for Sharteta.
>>149120100Arteta seething he's lost a project player.
>>149120100Shitty having Girona and that other french team to send their players on loan to is a huge boon to their recruitment.
>>149120100Kek, but what happened to Arteta's pull bros? The Emirates pull? He was supposed to be our Odegaard regen. This is a DISASTER
>>149120282Arsenal don't have a feeder club??
I won't lie, this summer has been pretty unprecedented so far.
>>149120100Shitty signings are so trash now lol. turky, some chelshit Gk, a wolves FB and now this twink.
Baldiola zero pull when haalol breaks the bank
>>149120598This guy was Arsenal's no1 youth target.
>>149117078Also weird that the ogre scored a little over half as many goals last season. Weird anomaly season all around I guess hehe. Nothing suspicious I'm sure
>>149120717That doesn't change the fact that the rest of them are trash does it? Arsenal were ready to pay 100 mill for muhdyk too. Not really a certificate of excellence
r/Gunners on the Timber brothers
>>149120598>Shitty signings are so trash now lolDon't think we're in a position to comment on it like this, being in between a SterLEL loan and a Kepa on perm, la.
Sporting president Frederico Varandas comments on the news circulating about Gyokeres' anger over the club's demand for a large sum of money to sell him, contrary to what was agreed upon.
"I guarantee you that Victor Gyokeres will not leave for €60 million plus €10 million in add-ons, because I didn't promise him that. This game his agent is playing is making the situation worse."
"We agreed that Sporting would not ask for his €100 million release clause this summer, for one reason: he's 27. No 27-year-old leaves Portugal for €90 or €100 million."
According to
@cnnportugal
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Victor Gyokeres' agent is currently in meeting with Arsenal.
>>149122742its clearly bullshit but i believe it
Reminder that we have signed no one so far while other clubs are announcing players left and right. Yes, even the ones that aren't participating in the club world cup.
>>149082297 (OP)Where is soiboymendy he isn't coming is he
remember lads, no signings
>>149122742>No 27-year-old leaves Portugal for €90 or €100 million>inb4 €89 999 999,99 asking priceStill less than Sheeshko, innit.
>mfw everyone is announced at once
So according to Marca, Zubimendi is waiting for Madrid. At this point who do >we sign instead? Smh.
I think Sesko deal looks safe, though I'd prefer Gyökeres, but an elite winger and midfielder are needed. Partly might stay but he's too injury prone.
>>149123940>marcaIf partey leaves and they have some decent sales numbers of guys like Viera and lokonga (no one is buying Nelson on his wages) then apparently they're chasing hato from Ajax. Big strong LB who can also play CB so that's why Liverpool would also love him so he could slot in next to van dijk. MLS back to midfield
Doubtful though. Striker and lw are too important to waste time on him early. They'll sign some random backup cb to saliba who is ok with like 5-10 matches a season.
'tets looking kind of nervous...
The phwoarnstein deboonking of marca's boobiesendi story is club PR. You know deep down that's the truth.
>>149124979Damsgaard/ Lewis Cook. Or some washed up spanish side passer sold to us as a "temporary fix"
>>149122104We're never in a position to comment about recruiting, especially under sharteta . But it's still a fact that they've been signing garbage players since 2023
>>149089126How do you feel about Saddam Hussein
>>149096319>>149098306>>149098404ange is worse than sharteta, just a new end years wenger. Fraud finished 17th with spurs
Martinez won an FA Cup for Wigan, got relegated and still quit. Ange has no excuse
>>149133251Sharteta would've relegated with Spurs and never made the EL final.
>>149133293Nah sharteta with his love of midfield and creating zero attacking space he would scrape enough draws for a mid table finish
Ange doesn't know what a midfield is
Hello where are the signings?
>>149134952Zubi is basically a done deal
Unless, Madrid said no
>>149132475what sort of question is this, in this specific time...?
have the CIA infiltrated /arse/?
What the FUCK were they thinking?
>>149136957someone HAS to be fired off of this.
>>149133251>17th>still 13 points clear of relegationPrem is such a fake and gay league.
>>149136957Big flags are cool. ABAs will spin anything against Arsenal.
>>149136957I thought a proper tifo needs to be in the stands at least. We'll get memed on forever for this thing.
>>149123940>At this point who do >we sign instead?Nwaneri LANS.
Or better yet: Rice moved a tit back and Haven'tz in 10 (Merino up top).
Signings? What signings.
remember lads, no signings
At least now everybody has written you guys and your shit club off completely so there's no pressure for next season since everyone expects you to win nothing as usual
>>149139584>shit clubrude
>RB Leipzig deliberately leaked the reported Saudi clubs' interest in Benjamin Sesko.
>Andrea Berta the mafia manager has retaliated by planting stories of bids for Viktor Gyokeres.
Update from
@maisfutebol
Arsenal are preparing their second bid for gyokeres, improving the fixed value to exceed €70 million in total.
Sporting's management is ready for a new round of negotiations, thanks to the good relationship between the two clubs. The player's representatives are optimistic about a positive outcome.
:)
>>149141153>>149140160>Believing bs transfer rumors when arsenal is involved
ok ehm.... signings?
>>149141153i hate this "good relationship" between club shit
remember that calafiori deal where the media was saying we had great relationships with bologna because we... bought a player from them?
think they are just sneakingly saying sellers love us because we overpay for shitters, but we don't have "great" relationships with citeh or chelsea for that matter
>>149143763we all like some good relations anonnett
better than bad relations at least.
Good relationship FC
Personal terms FC
remember lads, no signings
>55m for Gyokeresh
kek
this is Suárezlike
Why is this club so petty, cheap bastards
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>>149153366>believing portuguese "people"You're one of the ones that traded our gold for their glass marbles and mirrors aren't you?
>>149153399Any reading source for this? Google is shit nowdays
>>149153474>nowadaysHas been shite for years now.
Anyways, only sources are from Portugal and it's probably Gyokere's agent trying to stir shit up now that Sporting's president said they aren't willing to sell him for 60+10 like they had promised.
It also helps Arsenal out with the Sesko deal (Leipzig will feel like we could go for Gyokeres if they don't negotiate Sesko's price down).
>>149153366Remember the rice deal? That was pain to suffer through
>another day>another no signingsHow long until fags start coping out loud?
>>149154635Remember the Merino deal? And wasn't this shit supposed to change under Berto Berte?
Is time just a flat circle?
>>149154635>suffer during regular season >suffer during transfer season >suffer
>>149155278>is time just a flat circleBased and yes
Can’t believe we spent 50 million on a player nobody wanted and we had to spend 2 months on getting it done, just for gabi to murder him in training kek
>>149155318whats wrong with merino?
i thought we all liked him here....
also its 37.5m not 50
>Sesko dragging on forever
>Gyokeres + Agent vs Sporting turning out to be a total mess affecting any potential transfer
>Partey contract extension allegedly hitting huge stumbling block meaning Arsenal would need to dip into the market for ANOTHER midfielder
>Nico going to Barca
>no concrete LW links
>no Saka backup links
>no offensive midfielder links
>no potentially needed young CB links
>no LB links if one or two LBs are leaving
club in absolute shambles
>>149157626>whats wrong with merino?Nothing wrong with the llama-faced mong himself, everything wrong with how his deal went down (and to what effect). Model case of how not to do it.
>>149157779>Arsenal would need to dip into the market for ANOTHER midfielderNow cum on, with Zubi (all but here we goed yet) shouldn't >we be covered regardless of whether the Party stays or not? The Afro-mentioned Memerino is a midfielder in the end, innit.
>NicoMeme with memetic wage demands. Big "no" from me.
>Saka backupNot needed since >we can just make Starboy play ALL the games (yolo), lmao.
>no LB linksHato tho?
>>149158754Just pause the transfer window and play start when it's over la
>>149157626Both our statements can be true at the same time
>>149157779>>149158754We’re getting rodrygo trust lads
>>149159148I’m betting my favorite left nut that >we won’t even sign a LW, let alone someone of Rodrygo’s caliber.
>>149159148>>149159639>the pajeet Martinelli>good
am here to inform you lads we're launching a second bid for gyokeres any second now, first was worth 65m so this one should be 70-75m worth.
So Wirtz's is:
>€118 million
>extra €19 million addons (terms and conditions apply)
>extra extra €10 million for the agent leeches (that's how it works, innit)
>£335 k per week
Sounds ridiculous, but...
>>149161192this brother is getting like 1 mil every 3 weeks.
thats fucken insane no matter how you put it.
if he gets injured he's basically gonna just sit at home playing fortnite with his gf getting infinite money.
>>149161192He’s cooked, the bar will be too high
>>149161192Wirtz has the 2nd most assists in Europe's top 5 leagues over the last two seasons. 1st is some guy called Mohamed Salah.
You guys and your precious Sharteta are finished!
>>149161464Shitz confirmed.
>>149161806Wirtzuoso confirmed.
>55 million euros
>The release clause is set for 65 minimum
>56 million euros
>No
>Feeling generous today. 59 million euros + 11 million if we win the quadruple
>No
>61 million euros + 8 million if we win the golden glove
>No
>62 millio-
>Sold to Manchester United for 70 million
>Pleasure doing business with you
Maybe not even half a transfer was yet confirmed, but a shit-tier source is linking >us with some literally who because why not. Behold the Antonio "Nuisance" Nusa rumour that has 0 basis and would never happen.
Great stats tho, could really see him upgrading on Fartysmelly (lol, lmao).
>Multiple insiders in the industry have confirmed Arsenal’s interest, however, it is not yet clear if Nusa, valued at €45m, is a priority target.[@caughtoffside]
Someone end this pls.
>>149168946remember lads, no signings.
>>149136957this felt like a psyop with how it all went down
The good:
>Nico wants Barcelona
>Gyo doesn't want Manure
The bad:
>Rodrygo wants to stay at Madrid
>Hato doesn't know what he wants
The ugly:
>Sporting wants no less than £85 million
>Sporting can sell for £59 million
>>149170453it's all gonna end up well, trust.
>>149169420I still think there’s a chance the board have said nup, we’ve given you enough, win with what you’ve got. High possibility of this window being exactly like January.
>>149171304Makes little sense to me. They not willing to spend, they should neither be willing to keep the fraud and his lot. Reminder that Edu got the boot and the January window was sacrificed for Berta, supposedly a man that gets shit done, to come.
That being said, they could start getting shit done right about now tbqh desu sempai.
>>149170453Rodrygo fucking sucks.
>>149172521Yeah, there must be something about him, even the vibe manager like Ancelloti dislike him
>>149172554No one likes jeets
>>149168946HOLY BASED
I kneel berta
Literally the Norwegian Ronaldinho
>Its a serious information, trist me. No negotations so fare
Anyone who's watched Rodrygo knows that he's just Martinelli 2.0...He literally won't increase the quality on the left...He runs around like a headless chicken and has questionable finishing
I'd take Rafa Leao cause at least he's tall and physical, and can dribble.
>>149176803leao's finishing is just as bad as shartinelli.
just.buy.eze.please.
the LW market is even worse than the striker market right now, there's barely anyone worth breaking the bank for, hell it might even be better to get sheshko and gyokeres and just shift them between LW and ST.
>>149177626Eze is more of a meme than rodrygo surely
>>149177870you're mistaken here, just gotta take my word buddy.
ppl said the same thing about olise before bayern but he ended up doing pretty good.
>>149177975Fine but eze is on major fraudwatch now
>still no second bid for gyokeres
we're gonna suffer WW3 before getting a striker at this rate
>>149184489Any moment now!
Surely right?
>Viktor Gyökeres ready to snub Manchester United for ‘dream’ Arsenal move
This is 100% a tactic to get more money from Man Utd rather than anything to do with him coming to Arsenal.
remember lads, no signings
>>149195489You really don't have to post this every day lad.
How are we looking in regard of the newcoming players and transfers to the club?
Surely something significant happend, right? RIGHT?
such a shame that we probably aren't signing rodrygo cos i really think saka and him would be salah-mane level a year or two down the line
Arsenal won't sign Gyokeres...
>gaycaress' agent is a Turkish gangster
Put sharteta in charge of the negotiations. I wanna see something
>negotiations with sporting basically fell down because they want 100m for gyokerez
HAHAHA, we're basically signing NO ONE.
>>149201504*signs Sesko for 90 million because Gyokeres for 100m is too expensive*
>>149084993>SkellyHe's leaving to Madrid.
>>149196295friendly reminder that there are NO signings imminent.
>>149216844how can it be over if we're so back?
I can feel a signing today
>>149227082remember lad, no signings
>>149205793I am fine with that.
Don't worry, lads. Once the PSR situation relaxes in July we'll be flooded with transfers.
>believing there will be signings
cech-tier signing at the deadline will be the best you'll get
>>149228767>cech-tier signingYou can call the things by their names, my friend. It's Kepa.
>>149230023Kepa was a good deal, maybe he could pressure Raya
>>149230037>Kepa was a good deal
>>149230037Why would you want someone to pressure Raya when he's already the 2nd best keeper in the league?
Start coping with the fact that Cesc will manage this club one day. It'll be good for your mental health to come to terms with it now.
>sesko to bayern
>gyokkun to juve
>oshinhen to united
>isak to liverpool
no striker for us. cheeky vardy bid?
>>149230518To make him da best in da world
we're basically the frontrunners for Gyok, the real problem is left wing. Rodrygo rumors are dead in the water and Williams is on his knees for Barca.
Is there literally anyone good left for us?
>>149238713>we're basically frontrunners for gyoyea, about that....
>>149227295I'd like to join forces with fellow Aus bro on this one. I'm confident the window will end with zero signings, including fumbling the 5m Kepa deal. Have we not seen enough Arsenal transfer windows to know this is the reality?
how are the signings going?
>a day since the window officially opened
>zero transfers
Berta is just as lazy as Edu
So Zubimendi is basically a done deal, for £51m.
>>149243999don’t get me wrong, I do believe the club will eventually sign Sesko but for all the other signings >we desperately need, especially the LW it’s looking bleak.
Hello, where are the signings?
Bros I’m losing my fucking mind
I’m seething every day
>>149238713>Is there literally anyone good left for us?Gyokeres WILL play left wing and Kai Havertz WILL play no matter what and you WILL trust that plan.
Simple.
As.
>>149247341Honestly why would you care if the result won't change?
>>149247861Surely this is our year r-r-right?
>>149246485Hey you signed Snubimendi, possibly maybe
>no Tesco rumours for over a week
Fack, gawkeres was the smokescreen all along. Only reason they'd throttle Tesco news is if they're serious about signing him
FUCK Fabrizio, last week it was all "this week is a big week for Sesko/Arsenal, things ramping up blah blah blah."
As usual nothing. I'm choosing to believe that Berta and co know who they want are making sure it's foolproof before making a proper bid. I mean, there's no way they're still weighing up who to go for.. Right?
hi guys I just saw this thread
>>149251086and it made me realize that Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia, Hungary, Slovenia, Croatia, Romania, Bulgaria, Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia joined the EU the year Arsenal last won the league
>>149248882>>149249044no worries lads, the club is working hard on signing a striker, too bad all the other clubs want wads of cash.
>Arsenal are currently unwilling to meet RB Leipzig's transfer demands for Benjamin Sesko. >The Bundesliga side value the player at somewhere between £68m and £85m (€80m and €100m). >Arsenal and Sesko's camp remain in contact but personal terms have not been agreed. >The Gunners are still monitoring Sporting striker Viktor Gyokeres but a deal could well hinge on whether his side will demand more than the verbally agreed figure of between £51m and £60m (€60m and €70m) for the player.
the situation is looking more bleak each day gentlemen, absolutely dire.
>>149082297 (OP)Fabrizio Romano
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8 Min.
EXCLUSIVE: Serie A side Parma have decided to appoint Carlos Cuesta as new manager!
Talks at final stages with Arsenal to get green light and appoint 29 year old Spanish manager who’s now leaving Assistant Head Coach role at Arsenal.
Record appointment for Serie A.
its over lads
>>149253830No please, Not senior carlos, he seems the only normal assistant we got, airpods guy is a bit obnoxious and nicolas jover is overly reactive and dramatic.
>>149253830Wait, >we were supposed to be signing players in, not letting staffers out! What the heck is going on?!
>>149155308Suffering builds character
>>149253830Sharteta taking another L. But at least we're watching/monitoring/keeping tabs on some players we won't sign.
>>149253830>Cuesta realised his boss is a fraudulent psychopath and took the first chance to get the fuck out>every top player in Europe is blocking Arteta's numberThe project is dead.
>>149253830good, this is truly the season we get mikel sacked
>>149256326Josh kroenkike is clueless and has been bamboozled by sharteta. As long as CL money is secured the cone placer ain't going anywhere
relax lads, Sharteta is only waiting for the fixtures to be released
he wants to see if he can hang it out without a striker until Jesus is back
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Hello, where are the signings?
>Carlos Cuesta’s interaction with Ben White, as seen on ‘All or Nothing: Arsenal’.
>“You have all the potential to be a world class player. When I see you defending, I say, ‘Wow’. How many players in the world can anticipate like you? I would say nobody!”
This dude is just a multilingual pep talk dispenser.
Yeah I'm thinking we'll be about 17th by the end of September.
2 - Manchester United have lost just two of their last 18 Premier League home games against Arsenal (W10 D6), though both defeats have been with Mikel Arteta in charge of the Gunners (1-0 in both November 2020 and May 2024). Difference.
>>149266897>Man Utd, Liverpool and Newcastle away before the end of SeptemberWow, at least we know to expect >our title challenge to never get off the ground. Gonna be a repeat of last season where the team never gets going.
>no signings
>the first 6 to 7 fixtures full of bogey teams or straight up hard fixtures
kek Arteta gone by the end of October, rejoice lads.
>>149267115The owners and fanbase are all too cucked to make this happen.
>>149267264nah, the Arteta out movement got a foot in the door after another season without any silverware, sure the ‚injuries‘ excuses were the first to hit but deep down people realize that to some extent it’s Arteta’s fault. Lots of people still sitting on the fence and already got squeamish because everyone is rightfully doing their transfer business early while Arsenal are twiddling their thumbs. An underwhelming summer window paired with 7 very hard opening fixtures will easily be enough to upset the fan base to the point of boiling over.
>>149267302You're too optimistic. If the transfer window flops it'll be blamed on Berta or excused as "well, he just got here". And again, the fanbase and owners are too cucked to make changes after seven games. >We would have to be bottom half of the table before anything drastic was contemplated. I can well imagine fans going, "Yeah, we're 20 points behind Liverpool but top 4 is still a really competitive trophy these days!"
Need a cheeky nap, I better see some signings
my copium is a literal who german newspaper saying we agreed a fee for sesko
goodafternoon sirs, I discovered your former assistant head coach last night and I like to follow parma moves cause I live nearby. He seems to be the choice of Cherubini (former juventus management, first worked for him in juve-under17). Is he a solid guy?
Who cares about who we face in the opening few fixtures. You'll have to end up winning the vast majority of games regardless to have a shot at the title.
SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS
>>149266897Looks like a season tailored for Fraudteta to KEEP his job.
>muh hard schedule>muh new players not yet gelled in>muh hard training strains>muh tough autumn>muh congested December>muh tough January>muh away games in spring>muh injuries hampering the progress>muh hellish April>muh Stygian May>muh "Nothing we could've done this season, but the next..."
>>149270368>new signings anon …..
>>149266897>Closing the season vs Fulham, West Ham, Palace and Burnleythey're basically gifting us the title
>>149270875Tomiyasu and Calafiori coming out of hospices LANS.
Nwaneri and Partey signing da ting LANS.
Odegaard and Havertz ending their fraud periods LANS.
Rice and Merino playing in their designed positions LANS.
>>149271078Why is BR City fan posting ITT?!
AHHHH SIGN SOMEONE AT LEAST
>>149271096>Tomiunlikely that he will even play a single game
Myles Lewis-Skelly close to signing new contract at Arsenal. Fresh long-term deal to make 18yo England int’l among world’s best-paid young players. Mikel Arteta vital to #AFC renewal; negotiated by mother Marcia Lewis @TheAthleticFC
after @charles_watts
>[Charles Watts] Myles Lewis-Skelly agrees new Arsenal contract
>[Ornstein] Myles Lewis-Skelly close to signing new contract at Arsenal. Fresh long-term deal to make 18yo England int’l among world’s best-paid young players. Mikel Arteta vital to Arsenal renewal; negotiated by mother Marcia Lewis
LANS
>[@Ekipa24 via @Sport_Witness] Sources close to Sesko have denied that player has agreement with Arsenal or that a deal is close
> [Fabrizio Romano] EXCL: Benjamin Šeško’s agent Elvis Basanovic answers on Arsenal, RB Leipzig, more. “We have clear plan. We will never force or blackmail Leipzig. We do things in right way or don’t do them. Šeško will only leave for a special club and project”. givemesport.com
>>149271547This renewal is currently in its 6th year.
>>149271308what's up bro haven't popped in here for awhile t. single dad anon from back in the day
>>149271547>>149271597Ok i’m fine with tying down mls, don’t want a trent situation
>>149269695carlos is good, trust.
>>149271597What does this mean?
we've been twerking all this time for this kid and his agent says this?
am tired of this....
>>149271844I got a job and when I am not working I am fucking
cutting my hours though, working for the prison service is tiring, hope you are alright lad and your son as well
>>149271308>exposed by Senegal
>>149271998thanks for asking la he's doing well on summer vacation he's going to finish high school next year and has cute goth gf
are you /sexo/ or /Swede/
>>149272243how old are you tho?
wanna have some hopium that it's not over for me and there's still hope.
>the mudryk howitzer dodge
wew
talent is for sure not enough
>>149272243Is she a proper goth? Or a poser?
>>14927229441 unfortunately don't forget you're here forever
>>149272359somewhere in the middle probably desu. too many piercings for my taste
>>149272378and how old when married?
>>149272378>too many piercings for my tastebut thats the best bit
>>14927240623 I got the pastors daughter pregnant then she became a drug addict so I took the kid and left her to raise him alone he plays goalie with the Aaron Ramsdale method
>>149272444what an interesting story(with an unpleasant plot twist), happy for you lad.
>>149272606thanks anon may Glorious Allah Bless (You)
Yeah i didn't know she was a poster's daughter, makes her fall off much worse but understandable
>>149272765it's alright m8 we're fine
>Liverpool going for Isak willing to break transfer record again
makes Arsenal even more pathetic
>Rodrygo can't even dribble past Saudi shitters
sign him up Sharteta he's your man
That Rodrygo guy looks so shit
>>149275087Real looks shit in general but Rodrygo is twice the player Martinelli will ever be.
arlos Cuesta confirms Arsenal exit as he’s joining Parma: “After five beautiful years it’s hard to put this into words, but I can only express how grateful I am for having lived my day-to-day with such special people and feel what it means to represent this football club, with its incredible history and values.
The only thing I’ve ever tried to do was give everything I had inside of me every single day. I was inspired by the culture that was created, by the hunger of every person of the organisation and by the unity that we had in any situation that we had to face. It has been a privilege to have had the chance to work with the players, staff, directors and all the employees of the club and at the same time, to receive an extra push from our amazing fans in every match.
Because of the quality of its people, I’m convinced that the best moments for this football club are still yet to come. Enjoy the journey, because it is a very exciting one.
Thank you”.
>>149275087we've known he's dogshite for a while now, thats probably we're >in for him
Good assist from rodrygo on the right which is his weakest position. He'll thrive on the left.
>>149276128>29 year old rookie manager in Serie AHe'll be back by Christmas
Are Sesko and/or Gyokeres actually good enough to warrant blowing 50-60m on? Supposedly the club are in talks for both but that's a shitton of money we're talking
>edu hagn shilling kekso
>dailynexus CONFIRMED gawkeres agreement DONE AND SIGNING IMMINENT
We're getting neither. It's over
>>149276746Ill just never get behind a poo pretending to be Brazilian but I see why you like him. Saka has a noble savage vibe but Rodrygo just wants to scam me.
>>149271887>don't want a Trent situation>implying you wouldn't give up Saka or Saliba for free at 26 if it meant 2 prems
I think Arsenal should sign Dembele, he's quite good as false 9 and would be a good fit
>>149266897that opening match at old trafford could just as easily be 5-0 to us as it could be a hard fought loss.
otherwise i think it's fairly obvious that they're aiming to demoralise us before we have a chance to mount a challenge but "everyone gets hard starts sometimes" yeah right. look at city's. us away is hard bother otherwise united and spurs at the etihad and 3 dogshit minnows are their opening 6.
reckon we'll come out of it alright if we don't completely fuck up the transfer window. maybe 5-7 dropped points. but if we sign zubimendi and and a left back then i'd expect that opening run to be the start of a banter season.
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>>149282559>look at city's. us away is hard bother otherwise united and spurs at the etihad and 3 dogshit minnows are their opening 6.oh, and this is of course branded a "tough start" by the bought and paid for press
>>149282259I knew somebody would say some stupid shit like this
>>149282559why would they need to demoralize a shit team who hasn't won anything or made any transfers?
>>149283445idk you tell me you spend your entire grim life doing it
>>149283480rhetorical question retard
it's a figment of your imagination just like the season derailing injury crisis
>>149283480Fucking kek nice one anon
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Good morning, where are the signings?
>>149283480Absolutely roasted him
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Negotiations between Arsenal and Thomas Partey over new deal are not advancing.
No agreement so far and now concrete chances to part ways in the upcoming days.
Thomas would be available as free agent.
>>149271597>2.5 years of begging for Sesko to come>"We do things in right way or don't do them">one phone call to Gyokeres>destroys relations with club and fans to force a move to usI know who I want
>>149284714is maybe coming...
>>149284379This.
We don't need no fickle starlet who is ready to betray his employer the moment anyone else shows even an iota of interest.
>[Z]ionchenko NOT to leave since he likes his big wages
>RB Leipzig wants €80–100 million (£68-85 million) for Sesko, but are willing to part ways with Xavi Simmons for a mere £60 million
>Lucien Agoume to fill in for Thomas Partey if da ting falls through
>Ollie Watkins rumours starting to emerge again
>Kepa Arrizabalaga from Chelsea and Martin Zubimendi from Real Sociedad transfers all-but: completed, announced, declared, made official, signed, done, finalized, realized. Only a Kepamendi of time now
IT'S LOOKING GRIM-ER BY THE MINUTE
Europe titles:
Tottenham: 1
Arsenal : 0
>>149284355Uhm bros I thought berta was cooking? This was supposed to be our window…
>>149272345SLAVA COCAINE
COCAINEM SLAVA
>Partey leaving
lmao the windows keeps getting worse with every day, imagine Arsenal needing to sign ANOTHER player.
>>149285695>imagine Arsenal needing to sign ANOTHER player.Yeah, seems like all we can do is imagine
>>149285695Guess you could say the Partey is over
>gyokeres has apparently told his friends and family that he expects to go to arsenal
Jesus christ just finish it, just choose one fraud and be done with it
>>149286265>>gyokeres has apparently told his friends and family that he expects to go to arsenalHe meant to watch them play on a day trip.
>>149284856Watkins plus one other striker would actually be pretty decent. If he's all >we get, that would be shit.
>>149285695>thinking Partey won't pull his pinkie in pre-season and be out for six months soon as he signs da' ting.
>>149285695Partey leaving is a net positive. Another sharteta mediocrity. Tells me the club are willing to part with any sharteta deadwood that's ready to leave willingly. Choosing to keep him after the grape debacle even though he was unavailable for two whole seasons is absolutely another sharteta brainshart, and the club would've obviously accepted it begrudgingly at best. Patience has worn thin now and partery has done fuck all to warrant a raise (at 33!) anyway. Ideally, Zyinchyynkyiv and Jesus should have been cut loose too.
i get that they probably won't sign a replacement now but, ultimately if the next gaffer gets to make that choice it's a positive.
Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano
>Arsenal will pay slightly more than €60m release clause as part of the pact with Real Sociedad for Martin Zubimendi deal.
>The fee will be bit higher but allowing payment in installments as clubs share excellent relationship.
>Here we go, confirmed.
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This thread needs a chill pill.
>>149287107>ChivasThat's the crap you mix with green tea in the karaoke parlours here.
>Arsenal among clubs monitoring Noni Madueke’s situation at Chelsea
Chelsea Bin Dipper FC ffs
>>149287172Chivas is indeed shit.
>>149287094>Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomanoIs Fabricazio even allowed to "here we go" a post?
its still june guys, am s-sure we will sign a s-striker next month, no doubt....
>>149282559>>149282590you lads do realise playing the harder games while you're only playing 1 game a week instead of before/after European games is a good thing right?
>>149287638Kek wtf is our problem?
>>149288159I have transcended caring about out fixtures
Enough excuses, just win your games
>>149282559When was the last time Arsenal beat United by more than 3? Has it ever happened?
>Ykr rice scoring against united
Kino
>>149289870No, but I remember this.
>>149289896Based gabi
I love him so much bros
Did you see him crashout after losing on cards? Was pretty kek
>>149290000what about THEM QUADS tho?
>>149289670upcoming 17th of august, at about 30 minutes past six, gyokeres with a double as well.
screen cap just in case.
So Zubimendi, and then signing a washed up city or Chelsea reject at the last minute right?
>>149292272The arsenal way
>>149287638>>149292272aaaaaaaaaaaah, how the fuck is the club actually managing to fuck up on all transfer fronts ? Baffling, >we might end up with an actually worse squad than before.
Minimum for this window to be a success always was a striker - LW - midfielder signing. >We presumably got Zubi but the other two are looking increasing unlikely, especially the LW position.
Not to mention that >we actually need a RW backup, proper Ode competition because if he is shitting up the midfield again this season he has to be dropped, and a backup keeper (done as it seems but still no announcement ?) and last but not least a CB/LW if anyone leaves.
Typing that out AGAIN makes me realize how fucked >we are, holy shit this windows is a disaster.
>>149084685we should get greenwood
if wengar had this team for the last three years he would of won something
Eternal no signings
>>1492941070 ambition FC
>>149293785in wengers last season we were fighting with burnley for 6th and won 2 of the last 12 away PL games
should have been sacked in 2016
>Kepa 5m
>Zubimendi 55m
>Sesko/Gyrokes 70m+
130m spent and Arsenal will still need to sign another FW/MF and DF at least
Crazy how under prepared this squad is still, will probably sign 1 more player on deadline day so it'll be another season of nothing
not to mention hoping non of them flop/get injured
>>149084685I like Kudus and I dont think there is any chance West Ham will sell him below his release clause considering they where dogshit last year and will be mindful of relegation
>>149104333>hosting 2034 wcyou'll be waiting a while
>>149294107Can't we get Jonathan Davis on a free? He'd be better than nothing.
>>149294107Watkins is a based transfer but not when we’ve been shilling for gyokeres and sesko for years atp
is it harder to bully bundes farmers or Portuguese manlets?
>>149284355Ok so I have some questions here
Does this mean that partey is ready for his saudi bid? As in he doesn’t give a fuck and just wants to relax?
Does it mean we’re trying to have him take a pay cut? Even considering his insane wages I think that’s very unrealistic because I really doubt we’re trying to extend him for more than a year, two at most.
Or is it the third and most likely, he already has an offer from someone else? This could be tied into the first question because otherwise I don’t see why this is faltering
>@alex_crook on @talkSPORT
>“I received a text this morning, the close circle of Gyokeres have been told that he is expecting to sign for Arsenal shortly
>>149287094I love how we somehow always manage to pay out the shitter for clubs we supposedly have an "excellent" relationship with
Kekekekeke
European Football?...
Just remembered neto was an arsenal player…
Did he even make one appearance?
>jorginho left
>partey left
>tierney left
arse's strongest team under arteta was when xhaka - ødegard - partey are in the middle
now only shitty version of ødegard left
good luck next season battling for 4th place
>>149305008I agree with the "great relationship" shilling (which I have complained about before) but how is this getting fleeced?
We agree to pay slightly more than the clause over an extended period of time which benefits us since future money isn’t real
>>149294802yeah and he didnt have players like these you stupid fuck
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1935976620025954697
Zubimendi done.
>>149307957Ok but where are the striker, LW, midfielder and GK ??
>>149307957Uhm this was done weeks ago according to fabi himself?
Good morning, where are the signings?
>Arsenal going back for Watkins because Sesko & Gyökeres are too expensive
top fucking kek
>zubimendi getting closer
>zubimendi is going to arsenal
>zubimendi is choosing mikel arteta
>zubimendi is basically putting pen to paper
>zubimendi is going to london next week
>zubimendi's medical is booked
>zubimendi is all done
what the fuck is this? we get it, but other clubs actually finished like 4 deals already while we're still finalizing zubimendi for months now.
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>>149307708You don't remember this glorious moment? One of funniest moments of the season.
>>149308913Sorry anon, I have completely memoryholed this
Looks incredibly based dough
>>149308821Trust the plan bro.
Look where we were before Arteta
>>149308097>another midfielderKek this nigga thinks mikel won’t start gibraltargaard!
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how bout uhhhh signing an lw and shipping this infantile fuck back to the favela land
>>149307957Inb4 insta of him next to sydney opera housa
If we don't sign a LW and ST before pre-season tour I'm calling Arteta a spic
>>149308821the problem with arsenal is that every bit of transfer news is reported and arsenal are slow, so we get this shit
>zubimendi took a shit #herewego>zubimendi took a shower>zubimendi spotted at lidletc
other teams do not have nearly the same level of coverage, except maybe real madrid
>MacAllister cost 35m
>Rice cost 105m
LMAO
>>149304989Gonna be a real knee-slapper when he inevitable don't, innit.
>>149307957Good.
One issue tho. Is this deal solving the Partey debacle or is it solving whatever the Merino deal didn't solve a year ago?
>>149308097>and GK ??Miss me with that shit.
>>149308821>while we're still finalizing zubimendi for months nowConveniently forgetting he was supposed to join a year ago (with the exact same twitter diarrhoea amounting to fuck all). A deal between two clubs with a supposed great relation, between a manager and a player who both want each other still needed all that time and TWO fucking sporting directors doing their best (lol, lmao)? Now imagine a deal with a club that is adamant about their business, when it's >us who are on the must...
so what’s the midfield looking like moving forward?
—————-Ødegaard
-—-—Rice————-Zubimendi
>>149311659Honestly Zinchenko > Ø
RELEASE THE SESKO
If Bayern came knocking Leipzig would be bending over and spreading cheeks for them.
>Arsenal have submitted a 6-year contract offer to Ajax defender Jorrel Hato (19).
Good to see Arteta still hasn't kicked his addiction to stockpiling defenders.
>>149312489Backup for Saliba, its necessary.
Arteta not valuing seasoned players has already cost and will cost Arsenal trophies going forward. Letting Xhaka and now Partey leave for peanuts is fucking madness.
we're going for someone called el khanoussi now or something...............
>>149311398Zubi was supposed go go to liverpool previously
Before he snubbed them obviously
>>149285695Bro came into the squad injured....Time to cut losses on what has been a very mediocre spell.
>>149308750Gee, if only they could've just not sign ANOTHER left back for 50 fucking million. This club is a joke.
Fabrizio Romano
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Arsenal and Real Sociedad have completed all paperwork for Martin Zubimendi deal, it’s all signed.
Zubimendi has completed formal steps of his move in London as he will be first summer signing for #AFC.
Fee around €64/65m paid in installments.
Holy fuck how often can the media regurgitate the same fucking news, no one cares about wehe bazillionst Zubi update, >we need striker, LW and midfielder signings NOW
>Signed another DM
This is just a parody at this point
Why is Arteta so obsessed with Rodrygo? The bugger barely did shit when he played against us. The way Teta and twitter is salivating over him as if he's Messi or something. Martinelli is frustrating, sure, but he's nowhere near as bad as people paints him.
>>149314194You just wait for the Hato thing to become official, la.
Oh and the yearly GK transfer. This time with extra Chelsea trashbin sauce.
>>149314486Rodrygo is just this year's Raphinha.
>zero rest over the summer
kek idiots
>>149312599We got a good deal on xhaka dough
>>149314486Where are you getting this info from? At least from what I’ve heard there hasn’t really been that much interest from us except us just saying we would like to have him
>no links to any kind of LW and/or offensive midfielder
>Sesko & Gyökeres deals treading water
ffs
>>149319995You'll get Madueke and Watkins and suffer
>>149309343I love marty, he's a good lad and I want him to succeed. If arteta is draining his soul then arteta must go
>>149314194Tbf, we literally have no one there bar Merino. Also, I don't think Teta rates Merino as a 6.
>>149319012On xitter.
Btw spee, who do you think we'll sign, Sesko or Gyokeres? I don't think Watkins is going to make Teta happy, but he is the "cheapest" option. Gyok is looking likely now, his agent is making such a hubbub, but his fee is pretty high. Sesko looking less likely despite being Teta's main target, apparently the fee is a massive hurdle for >us, his agent also seems to have a change in tone. I honestly want Sesko, feels like his physicality is the perfect match for >us and PL. Gyok is good, but after he got marked by Saliba, he had no little to no impact. Although, he was isolated to shit in that game. I have reservations on him.
>>149321922The way xitter arsenal fans talks about him unironically pissed me off, ngl. Leao or Rodrygo (these two are xitter fans favourite LW toy right now) won't do half as much as work as he does on the pitch for 90 minutes. He's a good lad, always works his ass off both offensively and defensively. But Teta need to teach him how to attack, he's so limited in that department. His deep run and chipped cross to the far post with his weak foot is doing enough so far, but still, he needs to do more. Feels like he has regressed quite a bit. Hearing rumours now that the club is looking to sell him, on his birthday mine you, like, fuck off man.
Guess I'm a goykeres goy now
I will have a nice weekend by not caring about transfers.
>madueke links
kek kek kek
>>149330032I have secretly been buying madueke stocks for a year so I’m thinking based
>>149332582martinelli mindbreaks this thread every week, madueke will make you all want to kill yourselves
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>>149332650After sterling my bar is very low for what I want in a winger
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Odeghost looking thrilled to be married.
>>149084993treble team right there
So you're telling me that a team that just won a trophy recently, already bought 3 key players, spending 200 million pound sterling in the process, this early in the window?
Good thing >we're not "in the must" and don't have to prove anything to anyone with transfers, big sums spent, titles, trophies, honours or silverware, innit.
INNIT.
>>149332736You'll have another DM and be happy about it
>>149334038>stuck with a no ho that is older than youI feel bad for him
Lmao saw this comment regarding ode’s wedding
"She’s Gonna have a good night tonight as odegaard is used to coming second"
>>149345573Not gonna laugh...
By the way am I allowed to keep shilling for sørloth? When are you guys going to get redpilled on him
Can play everywhere, steps up in big games etc
He’s old but as long as we win one title it’s worth it
https://youtu.be/kQP4kgyJFqA?si=yCs2pu680JjreTQK
I already knew Sesko is better but this confirms it.
Sky have some big news pertaining to Arsenal
>Martin Zubimendi will wear #36 at Arsenal next season
>>149357205Based and retarded number pilled
Hello, where are the signings
>>149355367>20 goals in La LigaMore output than half the bums >we've been linked with.
WHAT PHASE VELJKO PAUNOVIC IN? MUTANTS
>>149307720Yeah they need a midfield destroyer
This new jewmaican is a fake btw. Different tripcode I'm pretty sure. Also not cara posting so definitely a fraud.
>>149358790who would fake being me? I just have more free time now since i'm not working as much and i love summer /arse/
>>149358790Could be, he wasnt filtered, now he is.
Yeah, the trip is wrong, I wonder why it changed, it's the same as it was before.
>>149358894>work I thought you'd finally managed to bag a long term girl and have a kid. My expectations were too high.
>>149359087I did everything you listed but the kid thankfully.
>>149358304Fr unfortunately he is pretty old but he probably had 2 more good seasons left
>GOATinelli to Buyern for a mere £50 m
This has to be bull, innit.
>Real Mad would demand no less than £70 m for Rodrygo
So pretty much not happening, innit.
>Rodrygo would demand no less than £10 m a year for Rodrygo
So confirmed not happening, innit.
In other news, maybe instead of bin dipping the Chelshite dumpster, >we would turn to Barcelona? They have, like, half a squad on the yard sale right now. Forwards, defenders, goalies - you name it. How you reckon, lads?
>>149364306I'm sure Rodrygo is jumping at the chance to leave the biggest club in the world and play as a wing back and win nothing
>>149340359Fuck you I was gonna use this image :(
l*verpool is doing everything i want our club to do its not fucking fair it was our turn. why couldnt city have declined 1 season earlier? we could be signing wirtz right now ITS NOT FAIR
>>149364306I unironically want Ferran torres if we puss out of seskores
I swear there was a rumour about Laca and Ødegaard fucking each other
>£50m pure profit on shartinelli
No excuse not to try for Isak.
>man city already cooking with their new players
It's over before it began
50M is too little money for Martinelli
>Viktor Gyökeres will be an Arsenal’s player next season — He’ll land at the Emirates where he’ll rock the iconic number #10 shirt! Clubs just need to seal the deal on the fee. Player’s side ? ALL DONE. ŠEŠKO ? Never been a serious option. #AFC [@unserious_donny69]
Sounds legit my goons
50 million and we're actually robbing bayern
these ITKs are so fucking lame
the highly reliable and trustworthy unserious_donny69.
Reports claim Zubimendi put on his red slippers this morning, his toes pointed at London.
When does pre-season start?
>>149380263July 23, 2025
Arsenal vs AC Milan
7:30 pm SGT (12:30 pm BST)
National Stadium, Singapore
July 27, 2025
Arsenal vs Newcastle United
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National Stadium, Singapore
July 31, 2025
Arsenal vs Tottenham Hotspur
7:30 pm SGT (12:30 pm BST)
Kai Tak Sports Park, Hong Kong
>>149380313this webm is the partey screamer goal from outside the box into the top right corner isn't it?
remember lads, no signings
>>149380352Oh there will be signings at some point. Whether they'll be any good or contribute to a title challenge who knows.
>>149380401I like that Gunnersaurus got involved.
>>149380401>Yaya Sanogo in the backgroundThe state of that mans football career
Auxerre
Arsenal
Toulouse
Huddersfield
FC Urartu (Armenian first tier)
Qingdao Red Lions (Chinese second tier)
Amazonas FC (Brazilian second tier)
I'm hearing from my sources that no one to the Arsenal is in the offing.
>>149381749Just you wait until >we get 300k compensation for Butler-Oyedeji. Then we'll open the cheque book.
Who needs a striker when we got big Mikel Merino up front to 'ead them in?
>>149381749https://xcancel.com/VideoReacts/status/1791847903855628382
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>Man United making bids while we're doing fuck all
>>149387066But we already signed Gabriel and MLS this window.
>manure bid for gyok gyok
Snowball's chance in hell manure steal a signing from us after THAT season. Sporting planting rumours to fastrack the deal
>>149392566Hopefully it just get us to panic and actually make the signing
>[James McNicholas] Partey’s preference is to stay but the player is entertaining offers from elsewhere. If he leaves for free, Arsenal may not have the budget to replace him with a similar quality. While the situation is unresolved, Arsenal are discussing options including Sevilla’s Lucien Agoume
>A number of targets that Arteta favoured are moving elsewhere: Mbuemo, Huijsen, Sane and Williams
>Arsenal do have alternative targets but that list is diminishing
>Despite rumours linking Martinelli to an exit, there has been no significant developments
Martinelli is happy at Arsenal and when Berta came in, a clear message was communicated to the player that he is a valued contributor and that Arsenal expect him to stay
>Martinelli’s current contract runs 2 more years until 2027. The club also have a further one year option to extend to 2028
>However, if an attractive buyer came in at the right price, Arsenal’s position could shift if the money enabled them to land some of their top targets
>Kepa is expected to complete his move to Arsenal
>Kepa incoming could mean the departure of Hein leaving. There is loan interest from La Liga clubs but Arsenal would be open to a permanent deal
>Arsenal are continuing in their efforts to sign a striker and would like to add a wide player with Rodrygo and Gordon of interest.
>Potential to also sign a defender too
so basically >we have no money left after ‘potentially’ signing a striker and a LW - who are increasingly hard to sign because all the main targets are either a)too expensive or b)already tapped up by other clubs and since >we aren’t likely to sell anyone there is absolutely no wiggle room money wise. Best case scenario is a (backup) keeper, young-ish defender, Partey staying, a LW and striker. Grim to the max and the club is once again idling around too long and are about to be out of options.
>>149392566i mean utd are the only club more retarded than us, so for once i am confident
>>149394298>another defenderGET SOME HELP MIKEL YOU HAVE A PROBLEM
whats next, another fucking goalie?
>>149394311Did you not hear the Kepa news?
>wake up, again
>no signings, again
thou shalt make no signatures.
>>149394384no worries anon, once we flip the calendars to July signings will come pouring in.
Arsenal fan Sir Andy Murray is to get a statue at Wimbledon in 2027.
Can we have a photo of Zubi or Kepa?
ZUBI STILL NOT MADE OFFICIAL?
LMAO
What's this about timber exposing sharteta for playing him injured?
arsenal xitter fanbase have concluded that gyokeres is coming to north london based off him following the same dog protection service used by the likes of ben shite and mesut ozil.
Hello, where are the signings?
>>149398033>>149398898signings ? Never knew him.
>>149400399SEVEN days (7) untill we officially sign zubimendi la
corpse
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>Berta didn’t realise the transfer window is already open. He thought it opened on July 1st. A source close to the situation claims he was heard saying “whoopsies” and “it’s my first day” as Arteta fumed. [@Plettigoal]
At this junction? Might as well believe it.
>>149402823100% true if you ask me.
>>149410624Based socialism
>[Fabrizio Romano] Kepa to Arsenal, here we go! Deal done for Spanish goalkeeper to join #AFC as new backup for David Raya. Arsenal activate £5m clause from Chelsea and all documents are now sealed.
grim stuff
>David Ornstein] Arsenal exploring deal to sign Christian Norgaard from Brentford. #AFC proposal for 31yo midfielder ~€11m & awaiting #BrentfordFC reply. Denmark international contracted until June 2027 but keen - among options amid potential Partey exit.
>replacing one of the best DMs on his day with 31 year old Noobgard
what a window
meanwhile liverpool throwing half a billy having already won the league
this club is cursed
>>149410985don’t forget that >we are currently still treading water or even actively getting worse.
Still need an Odefraud upgrade and >our title ‘challenging’ squad replaced all of his DMs with someone foreign to the league and some old leggy Dane. There is no one making runs or has the legs for it apart from maybe Rice.
Not to mention that the front three need a full overhaul but >our first signings are a 30 year old Lelsea keeper and one or two DMs. Holy fuck that’s bad.
Arteta was on his knees begging for Mudryk btw. And then was complaining about the board not doing their job.
>>149411239Mudryk's been nothing but trouble for Chelsea, especially giving that price tag and contract.
>>149410977>yet another mid sideways merchantGET OUT THE CLUB NOW YOU FUCKING LEGO HAIRED FRAUD
>>149410977Norgaard is most likely replacing the Jorginho position (on the bench)
Hopefully Rice can finally drop down and play in his better position as DM with Norgaard as backup and Merino, Zubi and Havertz fighting for the LCM position.
Partey made so many mistakes leading to dropped points last season. I think he is close to being done (as he also had a couple of man of the match performances)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>City and Liverpool are out signing the likes of Wirtz and Cherki, and Farteta is haggling over a 31 year old whose main attribute is that he's tall.
Rodrygo looks Indian rather than Brazilian. What's up with that?
>>149410977>one of the best DMs on his dayas long as it coincides with every other DM's off day
>>149411886soon anon, it’s his last season.
Just came back from vacation and we signed Kepa and Norgaard? lmao wtf happened
>>149411886If it is City and Liverpool doing business then why is it not Arsenal doing the haggling but Arteta?
>>149412368Arsenal getting urgent business done early, who needs attacking signings when you have a bulked up Havertz ready.
Win
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>>149411558>Zubi and Havertz fighting for the LCM positionOh my...
>>149410985>IMPLYING Slipperpool ain't battling relegation come November having _just_ wasted/sunk/thrown/binned half a fricking ""billy"" on historical flock of flops all the while >us winning the octuple with the fricking Kiepa Aridmalaga on bench (gods help us) and Telenovelamendi (if he ever actually happens, lmao)Why are ye fearful, O ye of little trust in the process?
https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1937889215288926315?t=u_ZX6Oy7xOgTx2wYx0fiKQ&s=19
Finally. Now sign da ting innit
>>149413068i s o y faced at this irl
>>149413068kek, clutching at straws
>>149380313Looking forward to Kai Tak.
another shit midfielder who Arteta has a hard on for because he's 6'2, white and is a "destroyer".
Zubidubidoo, Kepa, Norgaard. First three signings are all defensive.
>>149413803I personally find it really funny how African fans take the race thing so seriously.
Zubimendi and Norgaard for Partey and Jorginho is decent imo, but I feel like we're still a midfielder short.
>he follows Arsenal
Fabrizio Romano is done out here, total fraud
He just started following arsenal today, they're his most recent follow so it's pretty significant.
>>149413928>they're his most recent follow so it's pretty significant.
>arsenal can sign midfielders and defenders willy nilly but a striker or LW? No we must haggle over every little detail!
>>149289670would be now if it's going to
Christian Norgaard is very ugly but it is to be expected from a Dane
do you guys remember when i told you this thread will be the "signings" thread?
never doubt me. NEVER.
>>149414282? there is nothing else to talk about
>>149412938>Oh my...My my
someone make a heckin new or else its over for us forever
>>149414468yes but that's irrelevant?
i said the signings are gonna happen in THIS thread. and they did.