Thread 149101597

What can we expect from Ancelotti masterclass today?

>>149101597 (OP)
woman owe me SEX

1x0 refball

she grew strong

>>149101735
>looks like a pig now
why are latinas like this
what do they eat exactly

I forgot how much of a butter face she was...

>>149101745
its been 15 years

>>149101597 (OP)
to lose

> 03:45 am
too late for another 0-0 comneboll kino

>>149101745
Paraguayan food is so delicious that it's impossible to resist

>>149101597 (OP)
Didn't Brazil try to genocide Paraguay back in the day? Is there any lingering animosity about that?

>>149101790
>Is there any lingering animosity about that?
i head they still ring the doorbells of each other's favelas then run away

>>149101790
I don't know about them but we are so illiterate i'm pretty sure at least 90% of our population has no idea brazil was ever at war with paraguay

>>149101790
They had it coming, we borrowed them a set of Tupperware on December 1863 and they never gave it back!

>>149101796
romanians are just favelados on crack

>hues desperately trying to defend their nation state
jej

>>149101597 (OP)
You cant suffer in Paraguay

>>149102184
>a 6/10 with a push-up bra
Standards are low in Spain

>>149102184
45 Celsius in the summer

>>149102221
Soon south america will invent the AC

>>149102037
Statistically you will get stabbed this week by your cousin
Good luck

>>149102250
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_electricity_production
>Brazil 6
>Argentina 32
>Colombia 39
>Chile 40
>Venezuela 42
>Peru 50

>Romania 52

>>149102277
statistically you are gypsy married to your cousin

>>149102328
>american education

>>149101790
Yes, but not because of the war. Brazillians own a lot of farms in Paraguay. Many years ago, Paraguay's president tried to do something about it, there were some paraguaians striking brazillians farms as well. I don't know what is going on nowadays. This is why a country should never allow foreign people to buy lands.

>>149101597 (OP)
its so old she must be a grandma now

>>149101597 (OP)
What is paraguay known for?

>>149102514
this shit they make is godly

>>149102514
Making argies seethe on the internet.

>>149102333
>statistically you are a minority
that's not how stats work, go back to school and dont sell drugs this time

>>149101762
not an excuse to become a fat slob

>>149102530
looks like pão de queijo

>>149102250
>>149102221
I could walk around with a USB fan connected to my arsehole

>>149101597 (OP)
>Larissa Riquelme rose to prominence during the 2010 World Cup
>2010
>15 years ago
Fuggg. How do we go back?
I’ve wasted my late teens and 20s. Fufhvngl

>>149102530
looks like sexo de chulo

>>149101790
My city was literally part of Paraguay before Brazil steamrolled it. They hate the Brazilian imperial flag, not the republican one.

>>149102514
Cold mate

Whens the match on lads?

>>149102514
Agustin Pio Barrios is the best we ever produced in terms of art
https://youtu.be/NvTgRwJaAA8?si=72kDyj0mqJLUO5Nb
Our best drinks are either terere (cold mate, cold water only with herbs or some citrus slices, not juice) or cocido quemado
https://youtu.be/6ZvR7UZnMsg?si=vZytBXe9YN1JHEG0
And our best food is Mbeju bar none. It's simple, easy to prepare, and delicious. Great for celiacs too
https://youtu.be/bsYH7SpyILg?si=vxAi7iOzTEI-xQjb
Get on this shit asap faggots.

>>149107454
2 bong and 15 bings

>>149108564
Fug :D guess I will watch the highlights tomorrow, gn bros

How long until Ancelotti realizes he's just been hired as a scapegoat for the brazilian football federation kek

>>149104111
Tastes like it too.

>>149102311
why is romania such a shithole, I thought they were rich and european???

>>149109093
Both are good but chipa does not taste like pao de queijo at all.

2010
>WATCHAN El bananero
>FAPPAN Larissa Riquelme
>LISTENAN Bruno Mars, Kesha
>PLAYAN Modern Warfare 2, Fallout New Vegas, Little Big Planet
Take me back

>>149109258
They are basically made from the same ingredients. Not all pão de queijos taste the same though, and that might have influenced your perception.

>>149109299
>Bruno Mars, Kesha
such Low-T music, no wonder 76% of you are trannies

Why in sao paulo tho

>>149101790
our government was caught spying on them just the other day so i guess theres still some beef

>>149109640
Epic Abin fail. Never fails to disappoint.

>>149101790
>Is there any lingering animosity about that?

not really

our line up

>>149109791
Im going to throw up

>>149101735
She hungers for more

>>149109791
this old faggot can choose ANY brazilian player he wants to form the team. it's up to his choice. he can pick the very best if he wants, there's no blockage. AND HE PUTS VANDERSON AND GREAT CAST IN THE TEAM EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>have to wait until the telenovela is over to finally be able to watch this shitty match
think this might be it for me bros

>bought two more beers thinking this would be good
for what

>>149109791
>alexsandro
>alex sandro

>>149110522
once upon a time we had two Ronaldinhos

>>149101790
>Didn't Brazil try to genocide Paraguay back in the day
Literally what are you talking about

Good luck tonight, monkey bros

>>149110522
Alex sandro o grando

Paraguay was defending its castizo state against hordes of mono brazilians.

>>149101790
>>>/int/

>>149101790
They didnt try they did it. 90% of males killed in a war.

>>149109791
Antalotti

>>149101790
Paraguay thought it would be a good idea to initiate a fight against the 3 most powerful nations of SA. It was basically a mass suicide.

>>149109791
VAMO VINI

>>149110718
Brazil invaded uruguay, but don't mention that. Should have stayed in the thread that was Kristina posting

fuck off with the Paraguayan War posting, we're cool now.

Reminder that we're undefeated in war

BRAZIL NUMERO UM!!!!

No more hermano wars

Does it start in 12 bings?

>>149110821
we lost Uruguay THOUGH (and that's a good thing, now i can move to a decent country)

Here to hate watch Fraudcelotti

>>149110837
already started

>>149101597 (OP)
Whatever happened to that whore? Did she get on the onlyfans thing? What was her name again?

>>149110837
already started 3 minutes ago

so this is the power of mass deportation

>enable audio
>immediately gets cancer
i fucking hate brazilian broadcasting, impossible not to watch it on mute. fucking 90 min of non stop talking

>>149110880
Her husband went to jail (ignore cunny messages, specially in argentina) and last time I checked she actually stayed all the way with him

>>149110870
>>149110887
Comfy

VAI BRASIL

we need them

>alisson
>marquinhos
>alex sandro
>casemiro
we're so fucking shit

5 minutes in and some nigga's already on the ground
got high hopes for this match :)

Ah yes the (Alex Sandro)^2 lineup

Paraguaybros is your team any good? I really want us to lose

>>149110952
>>casemiro
I'm gonna murder you

>>149110981
he's too old.

>>149110952
>marquinhos is le bad

Cuzil x paragay

>mogs all brazilian midfields
reminder that the only reason Veiga isn't called for selessaum is because he shitted at Flamengo's face multiple times.