Thread 149107970

the amerifats WILL get gaped by our BBC (big basler cock)

a fucking toblerone!

I literally dont know what sport this is supposed to be.

>>149108235
it's the only one that matters

>>149108259
hockey i'd assume then.

>>149107970 (OP)
albanian eagle will soar

>>149108235
>toblerone
Haven't had one of those in a while. I will now order a 360g bar

last post decides how many
bathroom break that is

how many bongs and bings?

>>149108621
1 bong
27 bings

>>149108642
thanks clockbro

Wearing fag numbers

>>149108677
yw buddy
>>149108867
humiliation ritual
that's worse than kneeling

>>149108867
>>149108874
>rainbow numbers scare me

>>149108907
Why do you need constant validation for your love of sucking cock?

>johnny
Fuck off

what does this bumb even do

>>149108959
Oof man
Gonna be a rough one

>>149109339
>Berhalter

>>149108959
Adams isn't playing because his foot hurts.

>>149109365
>foot hurts.
pussy bitch

>>149109148
Mean case of Timmy chandler syndrome. Should be one of our best players but doesn't come anywhere near club form when he plays for the nats

i hope usa wins, they need it after chicanolards btfo california

if usa loses this and we beat turkey then the chicanolards will be the most insufferable ever

>homo numbers
I don’t remember this on Sunday

fuck this im going to watch baseball

>>149110208
We are more of a baseball nation…

>>149109148
HE DID IT AGAIN HOLY FUCK LMAO

>>149110208
Baseball doesn't start until October 1st tho

The US can't think straight with those faggot shirts

Has anyone seen Doyle? I was told the MLSkids would show up for the country since theyre all hungry and want to represent the crest

>>149110318
you live in switzerland, your country will be turned into a golf course soon.

Holy kek this game will be the ultimate humiliation ritual for the USA.

>>149110456
its MLSoy and a friendly, you'll never be T&T or argentina

>>149110510
or the netherlands

Honestly, who gives a fuck about a friendly? I'm excited for the real games. That's the real test.

>be america
>lose to a medkit

7-1 incoming

>>149109339
In the USA's defense they are actually playing a C team. There is maybe one guy in this lineup who would acutally be a starter for them

>>149110416
You're a faggot

>>149110570
>playing a C team.
thats awfully generous

>>149110548
>CONCACAF
>Saudi Arabia

>>149107970 (OP)
Holy shit fire poch asap. It’s looking like a group stage exit next summer for sure.

>>149110570
>cardoso
>mckenzie
>turner
3 A-team starters

>>149110594
>EUFA
>israel

>>149110599
>fire poch asap
true but let's be real, no coach is fixing this shit.

>>149110617
>EUFA
nigga what

>>149110617
Yes, Isreal is a member if uefa, but Im surprised to see SA as concacaf, pretty sure they are in afcon

>>149110614
Johnny nor McKenzie are starters

>3-0
Even Mexiko put up more fight, Poch out?

>>149110653
israel isnt a part of Europe, THOUGHEVER

>>149110653
saudi arabians have been sponsoring concacaf tournaments no one cares about like the concacaf champions cup so maybe the sa nt requested to be in the gold cuck and concacaf president replied "y-yes master"

kek team usa wearing gay numbers and they are taking it up the ass.

It's time to give up on soccer, there's simply no way for the US to develop soccer players that can compete with the top dogs.

ok

>>149110689
But its a part of UEFA. Saudi Arabia isnt part of concacaf, why are they playing in your competition lol.

>wear queer uniforms
>get the shit beaten out of you
good

where's klinsmann

>fag uniforms
Deserved

>>149110705
So its a money thing.

I wonder how many positives Poch will see in THIS match

>>149110769
Yes, you can buy your way into the Gold Cup. Qatar was in the 2021 and 2023 tournaments.

happened to catch this game by accident because there's literally zero sports on today

LMFAO

USA needs to deport this fucking sport, everyone that follows it, and the World Cup the fuck outta this country forever

>>149110746
Literally the same thing happened when they played against Colombia last June

Did Switzerland just decide to destroy Concacaf?

Who tf thought it was a good idea to hire a Tottenham manager? Losing is literally in their blood

>>149110822
and what a tounrament

Did we fire Berhalter?

We're more of a hockey nation

USA will need to score at least 5 goals to win this imho

>>149110831
Did Ronaldo just decide to rape you in the final tio?

>>149110893
based

>>149110855
same people that thought it was a good idea to play MLS players

>>149110890
Cheers, Geoff

>>149110893
we didn't really lose so no

>>149110890
kek

Americans know how to fill a stadium and make it have 0 atmosphere regardless

>just tune in
>0-4
ouch, is Landon Donovan gonna sperg out like that one time?

>>149110940
I watched your games
You have nothing in return

I literally know 4 of these guys

So is Matt Turner cooked now?

>>149110940
theyre finally playing at a stadium near me in like 2 weeks and they can get fucked if they think Im paying $85 for nosebleeds to watch this shit

okay is a friendlie mean anything why we not compete the world cup qualify? I hope they lost and don't make it on world cup.

might as well do the subs now

>>149108046
Games not over yet.

>>149110940
Normally in american sports they have a big screen to tell fans when to clap and make noise.

>>149110927
You sure? Cus I saw zero Spanish players raising the cup when the game ended coño

>>149110987
Seriously though why are USMNT tickets always a fucking arm and a leg for such a shitty product

>>149110992
USA are hosts, they don't need to play qualifiers as they are automatically in as hosts.

>>149110940
We can no longer play that Gary Glitter song to pump people up after what he did

>>149110927
cope

>>149111018
Because the stadiums still fill up anyway, they have no reason to drop ticket prices and lose out on extra revenue.

Has the USMNT ever had a respectable game wearing the faggot clothes?

>>149111029
That's embarrassing

>>149111018
SUM doesnt care if NT games are 3/4s empty during broadcasts. They want to squeeze 1100 suckers for $180 each becaus emoney

>>149111029
That so dumb omg

>>149110763
Well soccer did come out as gay: https://youtu.be/5xLn-X8YJRg?si=OwQG9Ch3gFT9IYOe

Come watch us destroy the roaches
>>149110091

>>149111055
>Because the stadiums still fill up anyway
lol
lmao even

>>149111088
>us

Turner is shit. Bench him forever.

POTCHETINO OUT. MOU IN.

>>149111055
Against Mexico or whatever sure, but they'll play East Timor and say "that'll be $200 plus tip"