Tonight's result
>England 1-3 Senegal (#TUCHELOUT)

Please continue with your Slop Six shitflinging in this thread.

anime

Did you know Wirtz has had two torn ACLs lol?

>>149108409
takes a strongmind to come back from something like that, impressive for someone so young

Thread soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz1EqUiVITg

>>149108426
he'll be finished by 25

>>149108395 (OP)
Does Liverpool have the best midfield in the league now ?
Gravenberch MacAllister Szoboszlai and now Wirtz

>>149108510
rodri reijnders cherki marmoush

>>149108516
have you actually seen Reindeers when he's not playing against tomato farmers?

How long are Šeško and Arsenal going to keep edging each other? Just sign the cunt or move on

>>149108535
He scored against Real Madrid

>>149108516
>Marmoush
Come on now

>>149108516
How much of Reijnders and Cherki have you seen?

Liverpool have Tottenham tier history when you remove Bob Paisley.

>>149108547
so did Nico Gonzalez and Mikel Merino m8

>>149108581
And they're also great midfielders

>>149108510
>Szoboszlai

>>149108571
>13 titles
>3 European cups
>Tottenham tier

>>149108510
It's City until Rodri proves he either isn't who he was before or can't stay fit imo.

>>149108596
Ngl thought he was a blundershita fraud but he stepped up this season

>>149108619
Their season will depend entirely on whether Rodri and Foden can return to form again or if they're perma-washed now

>Liverpool's midfield cost 400m
>All paid upfront
How do they operate on such a shoestring budget?

>>149108659
they don't spend any money so that can't be possible

Lads how do we fix the prem? Idea's?

>A. Spending limit
>B. Draft system
>C. Go down to 18 teams
>D. Remove the league cup and carabao cup
>E. Force relegate City
>F. More british managers
>G. More mandatory homegrown academy players
>H. More ngubus
>I. Buy more Barca academy tiki taka la masia babies
>J. More nurturing and care of native english white boys during youth development
>K. Salary cap
>L. More east asians
>M. More nafris
>N. More modern stadiums
>O. Broadcast all the games
>P. FA controlled streaming service with cheaper and simpler entry
>Q Broadcast less games
>R. Cheaper stadium tickets
>S. Limit on foreign players
>T. Change the offside rule
>U. Change the balls

>>149108426
It can also mean his next one will leave him an invalid

Arsenal are in advanced talks with RB Leipzig and Šeško’s agent, who is in England. He’s their main striker target, prefers to stay in Europe despite Saudi interest. (@FabrizioRomano)

A bigger talent than wirtz for half the price

Frimpong DONE
Kerkez DONE
Wirtz DONE
Isak SOON

>>149108754
Isak would probably cost even more than Wirtz. Wouldn't be surprised if they try to buy Gordon though if Diaz goes

>>149108693
>A
Never gonna happen because it's not a closed league and teams like PSG can gain the upper hand
>B
Awful idea, not possible in Europe with its football academy infrastructure
>C
The opposite shold happen
>D
Anon, I...
>E
Would be nice, but it doesn't address the issue
>F
They're kinda shit though
>G
This can work, post-Brexit regulations upped the numbers and quite a few players broke through because of that. Shame that they're either pace merchants or average in general for the most part
>K
Same as A
>O and P
On the one hand it's a good idea, but it would also absolutely tank their income if they stream it for cheaper. But it would be healthier for the game to give non-exclusive rights to broadcasters

>>149108753
All that so he can ride the bench, kek

I don't know who runs the day to day at Brentford, but what a window
>Fleece United for muhbongos
>Fleece Liverpool for Kelleher

> Liverpool / Bayer Leverkusen talks over Florian Wirtz at final stages - clubs in daily contact to reach agreement. 2nd bid not rejected; dialogue continues to settle structure, add-ons, payment terms
https://x.com/David_Ornstein/status/1932564069849993403

>>149108767
We'll scrape it together somehow. Nunez to Saudi etc.

>>149108754
>Frimpong DONE
>Kerkez DONE
>Wirtz DONE
lmfao a list of bums

>>149108851
>daily contact

Citymong coping
Dave seething
AW screeching about net spend

The Reds are gonna win the league again lads

>reeee it's others who famously cry about net spend
>nooo our signings are amazing nooooo
Nice try dipper!

>.gif
>2025
Are Livercunts still on 56k modems?

>>149108887
kek it do be like this

>>149108887
TLF

so what happens now the window is closed for a week

>>149108851
Transfer window already closed

>>149108933
I believe a door opens

ornstein says talks are still ongoing

>>149108933
real madrid come in with their enhanced package for wirtz

>>149108935
Mong. And no, you weren't being 'ironic'.
You are a MONG. LICK MY WINDOWS CLEAN MONG.

>>149108971
Scouse wanker catching up on the OLDs

>>149109021
The transfer window has closed and Wirtz is still not a Liverpool player.

Soooo is Arteta actually going to bench Havertz? Or is he pushing to overpay for a young "project" striker as an excuse to keep him as the first option?

>>149109053
havertz isn't a striker he's an enganche

>>149109090
Yeah but they're playing him as one, no?

Reminder that Liverpool successfully hacked Man Shitty's transfer target database that they spent billions to develop and poached all of their key targets, costing them many trophies and preventing them from completely dominating English football with their oil billions

>>149109136
But now they stole Klopp's set piece specialist and assistant coach as revenge

>>149109136
isn't that a criminal act?

>>149109090
thoughts on tim ream in the segundo volante role?

Citypool is back next season. It's a two horse race already and it hasn't even started. Arteta fumbled. Gooners in the mud.

Liverpool currently don't have a player in the top 10 most expensive PL transfers.

Most successful club in England finally spending money

>>149109187
he's more of a libero

>>149109178
specialist is a very strong word

>>149109193
this is true
city and liverpool could push each other to 100 points again
arsenal could barely push them to 80

>>149109221
I can't remember what he was, opposition analyst or something

>>149109206
you know ball

>>149109090
I've always considered him a raumdauter with regusta tendencies with an ability to eat space in the half space.

>>149109193
But.... Liverpool customers (John W. Henry's term for them) spent all their giros on banners which they held up at a match where they drew against 10 men... At the Anfield Library no less............

>>149109040
point?

>>149109193
24/25 was arsenals perfect opportunity and they completely fumbled it

>>149108971
It doesn't get any more ironclad than a "verbal agreement in principle"

>>149108754
Liverpool DONE

>>149109235
he's kind of a trequartista with some mezzala-like qualities

>>149109136
>be from merseyside
>steal
Pick 2

Lovely new Slot art by you know who x

>>149109193
Will Arteta get the sack though?

>>149109326
looks like jaap stam

>>149109340
Only if he doesn't get Champions League. That's all they care about.

>>149109194
Nunez is 10th (would be further up, but we know how the media have to report Liverpool spending)

>>149109389
Nope, nunez isn't in the top 10: https://www.footballtransfers.com/en/transfer-news/uk-premier-league/2021/06/premier-leagues-10-most-expensive-transfers-all-time

>>149109389
Will be slid down to 11th by the new #1: Wirtz a.k.a. the man who is being replaced by Jack Grealish.

>>149109206
Every FM I used to absolutely ruin my teams trying to force a libero to work

If you're wondering why Citymong is seething so much over Wirtz, look at the replies to this to better understand: https://x.com/City_Xtra/status/1922651102333342081?s=19

>>149109429
>listing transfers that happened years ago in euro based on current exchange rate
Surely that doesn't work?

>>149109326
The only thing that would enchance this masterpiece is her gorgeous face aha x

Guaranteed flop. This time it’ll be even worse than Darwin Nunez.
And Salahs decline we saw during the run in will continue. Van dijk will begin to show his age. Frimpong is even worse than Trent defensively. They’re finished. I’m predicting a struggle to 5th place, with calls for Slot to be sacked throughout

mfw the new kid is almost on the same wage as Salah

>>149109326
soogz could never

>>149109429
Weird. Sancho and Darwin were the exact same price, but they've decided to go with Sancho and make no mention of Darwin. Can't think why they would do that...*wags finger* there is just one more thing. Remember when I said
>but we know how the media have to report Liverpool spending
in this post >>149109389
I rest my case.

>two Saudi Pro League clubs have recently expressed an interest in signing Benjamin Sesko. The 22yo is thought to currently prefer a move to another European club, but the situation is fluid
snubsenal

>flopian wirtz

wirtz will win the 2026 ballon d'or after a quadruple with us

>>149109739
>Sancho and Darwin were the exact same price

nope

Liverpool buying Wirtz will skyrocket them to the 8th highest spenders in the league over the past 5 years, just below west ham

>>149109842
Well yeah Sancho was 85m and Darwin was 100m but because of how it has to be reported Darwin was "85"m

based senegal always a fan of 'em

ABLuchos BTFO >>149110447

>>149109854
When I try to change the period it just stays as all time :(

>>149110493
But your shit customerbase wants that crybaby twat gone

FREE LINES ON A SHEEEERRH

>>149110578
no we don't, it's jota and shartwin who fans want to be sold

kinda old but didnt know Chelsea failed the Maignan deal
they should get Onana

Why are England and USA so shit right now? Is it because >we got rid of homegrown coaches?

>>149110659
>we
know your place

This guy got more G/A (25) in the Bundesliga this season than Wirtz (19) and he left in January.

>>149110578
Remember that time he had his own father fakenapped to avoid taking an independent drug test?

>>149110777
This guy got more G/A in the Premier League this season than Marmoush and he left in January

I feel like there's a pun to be made from Darwin and Wirtz like Darwirtz or something but I can't work it out

>>149111296
keep workshopping it

It's not football but
>Olympic athletes have condemned the Enhanced Games - a controversial new sporting event where competitors are encouraged to use performance-enhancing drugs - warning it could result in long-term health consequences or even deaths
This will be absolute kino.

>>149111064
Why did Arsenal love Chelsea rejects?

£150m + tax + tip + 50% sell on clause + £400k PER week

Bit much for the next Mudryk

>>149113849
at least the 50% sell on clause won't be activated when he joins Madrid on a free LMAO KWAB

>>149113894

>>149113849
imagine if kloppo got backed this much just for a single player

>>149113894

>>149110449
wrong again

>>149109136
>hacked
they just didnt close access of the account of the scout that they signed, city should have been the ones fined for being so fucking retarded

transfer fee patter has to be amongst the driest going
one of the main reasons why /trans/ is so consistently cringe and awful

cheeky luis diaz goal and a frankly outrageous colombia kit on display

my Man United on the dumpster?

>>149109136
>>149115843
qrd??

Will you rate poo if theyre just fucking with Neverkusen and Wirtz to keep Shitty from signing him and theyll drop the whole thing on deadline day

171m?????????
that's a lotta money!!!!

it's going to be so much funny greentexting wirtz every game
>171 million

>>149116571
the price goes up if it's usd~

Name a single thing funnier than the right wing press clambering to get Trent in the England team over walker and James for the first time in six years

>>149109448
They rework it in FM24 to basically play like John Stones in 2022/23 and there is also a new fullback role where they move into a CB to cover for the libero. It's actually quite good right now.

>initial £100m fee
>get £80m for nunez from saudi
>kelleher already gone for £12.5m
£7.5m for wirtz is crazy

If you aren’t counting Wirtz addons in the price then you already know he will flop. Only haters will say he cost less than €185m.

so much for socialist club

is he the first indonesian to play in the PL?

>MCFC have completed the signing of Tijjani Reijnders on a 5-year-deal for an initial €55m. Takes spending to £115m following Ait-Nouri & Cherki (plus Bettinelli on free)

>>149117139
tijjani looks more indonesian than his manlet sibling who plays for our NT

>>149117132
>Barca paid Poo 145mil for Coutinho
lmao no way

>>149117190
got me at last 10x that given how long they went on about "the Coutinho money"

>>149117139
for me its;
Erzabel
Tita Sahara
Putri Cinta

>>149117139
Van Bronckhorst

£200m for the German Grealish

>>149116733
>Utd fans want Trent to play now that he doesnt play for Liverpool

shocked.jpg

>>149111611
ive been reading threads about this for like 2 years now, whens it actually gonna happen?

also inb4 they break no records because the natty athletes are all roided anyway

>>149116915
Is the official cope?

>>149117283
next year I think, would be very funny if they didn't break records

>>149108693
Draft system is objectively one of the worst systems ever. Stopped reading this post right there. Do better.

>>149108914
Go back to r*dd*t

I can't believe that some people actually read through the thread from start to finish. How bored must you be?

>>149108945
Amen

>>149108426
>takes a lot of steroids to come back from something like that, impressive for someone so young

Thatcher slaps the Scousers yet again!

>>149117612
who is he quoting

>>149117672
the imaginary guy that lives rent free in ABL heads

>>149117612
Why are 115s so salty?

>>149116571
Can't wait it to be reported as 10 billion Indian rupees

>>149117502
I have job actually.

>>149117283
>inb4 they break no records because the natty athletes are all roided anyway
That's exactly why Olympic athletes are against it because it will expose them. They aren't taking part and no one is forcing them to take part so why would it bother them?
I don't want any of this guff about "they're thinking of the children who might start thinking steroids are safe!"
Remember the Usain Bolt piss test controversy? All of them are roided to the gills. It's the only reason they seethed so hard about Lance Armstrong.

>Have multiple types of cancer
>Win French bike races anyway
>Other riders seething
>Big investigation
>Yep he was doping
>But so was everyone else
>Don't bother rectifying winners from 1999-2005 because so many riders were doped and just say there was no winner instead

Really it all just came down to mad. They were mad that they were doping and so was Lance, but Lance had cancer and they *still* couldn't beat him.
It was Lance's own teammate who grassed him because his mad was off the scale. Then what happened? That same informant was also found guilty of doping.

Dope them up I say and give us what we want - ENTERTAINMENT!

>>149117864
>It was Lance's own teammate who grassed him because his mad was off the scale. Then what happened? That same informant was also found guilty of doping

you have the timeline all wrong

hearing its 200m for that kraut nobody now? are they stupid?

>>149118027
200m up front 75m appearance based add ons

>>149117708
The historical rivalry between the cities of Liverpool and Manchester, and subsequently between their football clubs, stems from intense competition during the Industrial Revolution, with Liverpool as a port city and Manchester as the hub of the textile industry. This competition, coupled with the construction of the Manchester Ship Canal, further fueled tensions between the two.

Basically the Mancunians were historically jealous of Scouse success and built a canal to steal business from Liverpool.

What are they smoking at Anfield?

>Liverpool made 'dream' gesture and showed class in genius Florian Wirtz transfer strategy
lmfao here comes the media love-in

>>149118125
actually the media hate liverpool same as pgmol do

>Leroy Jenkins getting 300kpw in fucking Turkiye
Isnt their currency pretty shit now?

>>149118313
He will earn 15 mil net, not gross, lol. Fucking insane but Im happy hes gone, frees up wages to get Williams or Mitoma

It's underrated how genius it is that Liverpool are paying exactly as much as Bayern Leverkusen have asked for all along. No other club could do it like this!

Who the FUCK

>>149118339
Todd....!

>>149118349

>>149118335
>Williams
he's crap, another sane but seems fitting for nu-bayern's recruitment

>>149118125
I'd love to know what it was if the gesture wasn't just "we'll pay you more"

>>149118643
Theres no class LWs on the market. We might also just get Gruda or Doan apparently

>>149118313
half the country supports galatasaray and they get state funding
its like the president having a nice car in a poor country

>>149118758
rodrygo is available, mitoma is also good

>>149118691
"if you sign now, our fans won't send your family death threats"

>>149118691
Probably promised him he'll be the main man for all their marketing once Salah fucks off.
If he demanded that from city they would've been "lol we have haaland" and bayern have musiala who I think is all over everything in germany

After signing word class players like MacAllister for 30 million € and Gravenberch for 30 million € and Szoboszlai for 50 million€ I think Liverpool are allowed to spend 126 million in Wirtz.

>>149118984
>I think Liverpool are allowed to spend
Errrr famously they don't do that

>>149118991
Yep hence why their spend over the past 5 years is below West Ham and Forest

>Liverpool believe they won a ‘crazy’ race, because there were many clubs in the race for Florian Wirtz. Many of them are now denying their strong interest but the reality is that there were MANY clubs in the race, @FabrizioRomano
.

>>149119071
Chelsea wasn't one of them, thats for sure

>>149109231
na he was the set piece guy, my point was moreso just that liverpool had the worst set piece conversion rate in the league last year, so calling him a "specialist" is brave wording

starting to despise harry mong desu

Why are England players such /weakmind/? My entire life m they've always had skilled players that have never been able to gel together with a playstyle which is ponderous and dominated by fear.

We looked marginally better in the Carsley era but even then we'd lapse regularly into passing it backwards with occasional hopeful hero-balls to nobody.

>>149119261
the english are a naturally subservient race and it bleeds into the football too. same reason no english manager has ever won the prem.

>>149114845
Would replace Wharton for Rice and MLS for Hall. Set up for the counter attack, these clowns aren't built for possession football.

>>149119261
Whenever an opposing team either presses us or adopts a low block we're finished. It all stems from not having enough technical creative central midfielders of a high enough quality.

>>149119330
If you can't break a low-block with Harry Kane, Cole Palmer, Jude Bellingham and Saka and Gordon, then the issue is the manager.

As a liverpool fan I am happy, finally spending money

>>149119356
I seriously doubt that Tuchel is telling them to pass the ball from side to side as slowly as possible.

>>149119387
You clearly didn't watch his time at Bayern

How can Man Utd afford summer spending?

Football finance expert Kieran Maguire:

"Remember that when a club signs a player, the cost is actually spread over the life of the contract. So in the case of Matheus Cunha, it's £1m a month. So it's not £60m that's going out of the PSR calculation.

"We also need to remember that this is Manchester United, so sponsors still want to deal with them, customers will still flock to Old Trafford. And I think the club will be anticipating a top 5 finish in the Premier League next season.

>>149119427
>top 5 finish
That's a bit optimistic

>>149119427
>the club will be anticipating a top 5 finish in the Premier League next season.
Stopped reading it there. There is a limit to delusion

>>149119409
Bayern is, like England, similarly filled with overly comfortable weakminded shitters.

>>149119427
>big jim expecting CL finish next year
so thats amorim gone then

>>149119367
It is about time. You were about to fall off a bit from the top. Total cost of Premier League teams 24/25 (January window 25 included)

1. Manchester City – €1.1billion
2. Chelsea – €977million
3. Manchester United – €835million
4. Tottenham – €747million
5. Arsenal – €740million
6. Liverpool – €665million
7. Newcastle United – €604million
8. West Ham – €434million
9. Brighton – €385million
10. Wolves – €372million
11. Aston Villa – €365million
12. Leicester City – €302million
13. Bournemouth – €295million
14. Nottingham Forest – €288million
15. Brentford – €259million
16. Crystal Palace – €256million
17. Fulham – €245million
18. Everton – €239million
19. Southampton – €213million
20. Ipswich – €160million

https://www.planetfootball.com/premier-league/premier-league-squad-cost-2024-25-transfer-fees-man-utd-arsenal-chelsea-liverpool

>>149119427
>customers will still flock to Old Trafford.

>>149119427
>sponsors still want to deal with them
Up to a point, multiple failed seasons will keep them away

>>149117612
>>149117708
>>149118072
was never a real rivalry til united's commercial sucess in the 90s and 00s made it viable for media to gas up their own 'el clasico' or own version of the old firm, only between the two northern cities

had newcastle been more successful in the 90s with keegan then this 'big' rivalry between liverpool and manchester would be between newcastle instead.

>>149119356
Not one of these players helps get the ball to the forwards in space lol

>>149119695
You're as dumb as Tuchel.

Something's not right with this Nypan fella

>>149119427
If you're like 25 do you even remember the rags being good?
Surely any marketing advantage they had will eventually fall off

>>149119708
No I'm not. You haven't named a single player who actually plays between the lines or facilitates.

>>149119721
Again, you're as dumb as Tuchel.

>>149119734
Oh, I see who you are. Nevermind.

>>149119752
You're as thick as pig shit if you think Harry Kane, Saka and Cole Palmer cannot play a playmaker role. It's that simple. There's no discussion to be had. You aren't equipped for a conversation about this sport.

>>149119330
>not having enough technical creative central midfielders of a high enough quality
We had one but he was pushed out wide on the left wing to accommodate Jude.

>>149119771
The issue isn't the "playmaker role" it's getting the ball to the playmaker while they're in a useful position in the first place.

>>149119714
>just two more weeks til united goes bust!

>>149119784
See: >>149119771
Find a simpler sport.

>>149119427
>customers will still flock to Old Trafford.
how does the media get away with denigrating us like this. we are a football team not a soulless business

>>149119792
They're not gonna go bust, it's just that it's been nearly 15 years since they were a serious top side.
They've remained a marketing juggernaut all that time but surely it's getting to a point now where the image they sell starts to crack.

can we all agree that jude bellingham is utter shit

>>149119848
>>149119848
>>149119848

Fuck it gonna shill my team here. Lmk what you think.

>>149119862
He had 19 minutes of play time and scored. Only a female ref stopped him.

Kane was livid with that ref btw.

>>149119890
he got a lucky bounce in the box
he's utter shit as a midfielder
even madrid had to stop playing him in midfielder

>>149119895
He seems to get those "lucky" shots a lot, mate.

>>149119908
yeah because he has good positioning in the box
but he's terrible as a midfielder
I've never seen him dominate and control a match

>>149119939
He plays as a CAM

>>149119948
still very underwhelming in that position
he's more of a second striker
madrid definitely bought him to play as an 8 and that's where southgate played him mostly early on but he failed miserably in that role

>>149119948
He plays as the 10 and all passes go through him.
If he just played as a second striker it'd be fine but he chokes off and slows down the supply to the wide players and Kane.

This was the obvious problem last tournament. He still produced in the box in desperation moments but England were incredibly stolid during regular play because of that combination of him and Rice who is allergic to a forward pass.

>>149119961
>>149119969
Which works for England because Kane like to drop deep and spam crosses.

>>149119988
tuchel is never going to play him there though because he's a shit coach

>>149119988
He's a late runner into the box though, not an early one.
When Kane drops deep Jude is just next to him, if they rotated fully it wouldn't be so bad.

>>149119992
>>149120004
Check my lineup: >>149119848

>>149120011
too many blacks

>>149120004
yup
only a retard tries to play a cam like bellingham and a false 9 like kane together, they will always step on eachothers toes

>>149120011
>thinking James will stay fit

>>149119890
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6awiQuzYUg8
>if you know the rules its not handball
kek

>Liverpool's move for Bayer Leverkusen playmaker Florian Wirtz is at an advanced stage, with the clubs in discussions over the structure of a transfer that could be worth £114m.
@BBC
not even a british record ABLs in the mud

>>149108409
Current wisdom on ACLs is you'll probably be fine if you do them when you're under 25. Falcao did his at 27 and was never as good again.

England basically need Stones to step into midfield like he did in the CL final. It's the only way to actually fix the passing structure.
Unfortunately he's never fit.

>>149120025
yeah mad that
every single credible journo is reporting it as being 150m with add-ons

>>149120020
Based Kane

>>149120037
150m what citymong?

>>149120046
shekels

>>149120013
12 white players and 10 black players in the 22 man squad. The entire spine of the team is white.

>>149120019
True but Trent is there for substitution.

>>149120056
there is absolutely no way that the FA would ever let england start a world cup game without their little pet saka on the pitch

>>149120069
We have to put the team first. Player worship will ruin us.

I'm still buzzing!

>>149120192
and the crowd goes... home

>>149120192

Arsenal have agreed a deal with Real Sociedad to sign Martin Zubimendi.

They will not pay his release clause, rather a total fee of €70m to be paid in three instalments.

(Source:
@diarioas
)

>>149120192
Go Jesse Marsch!

if i played for england id do the bare minimum too desu. fairweather gammons dont deserve better

>>149108491
*23

>>149120192
a magical night for the sport in our country, we'll all remember where we were when we dragged the might Ivory Coast to a penalty shootout which we narrowly lost to HOIST the prestigious Canadian Shield

>>149119778
Foden isn't creative

>>149119797
Retard

>>149120518
See: >>149119771
Find a simpler sport.

Both #Arsenal and #Chelsea have started making calls for Jorrel #Hato [Via -
@FabrizioRomano
].

Marmoush has more G/A than Wirtz in Bundesliga this season and he left in January…

>>149120643
xa is a lot more usless than xg
you can accumulate xa by passing to people who take awful shots

>>149120631
Wirtz definitely slowed down this season, and he had those injuries too. It was last season when he was an unstoppable terminator taking Leverkusen to their unbeaten run. Probably felt like he had nothing left to prove after winning the title.

>Expected assists (per 90)

>“Wherever I go, I want to enjoy myself and entertain people because when you see what happens pretty much everywhere in matches, there’s not much entertainment on TV,” he told L’Equipe in November. “I want people to enjoy themselves when they’re watching TV. And I hope to do so for the whole of my career.”
Looking forward to the new narrative being that Pep has coached Cherki's flair out of him

thinking how liverpool fc spent 3 billion to win 1 league title

>>149120034
I remember watching the Euros and seeing him trying to play out to Rice and seeing his utter confusion at Rice's non-stop return balls

>>149120561
Retard

>>149120803
I accept your concession, brainlet.

>>149120776
I'm convinced that Rice is the problem for England.

>>149120821
Retard

>>149120856
Your first concession was enough.

>>149120901
Retard

good banter lads

I see Dave's seething after being exposed for being clueless about football yet again.

England have no deeply lying playmakers

>>149121005
Kane should play the 6 and spray balls out to pacey runners all game

>>149108693
To stop yo-yoing between Championship and Prem:
>Promotion Solidarity Fund (PSF) that all Prem teams pay into then split the money between the three newly promoted teams.
>Newly promoted teams get a big bonus if they manage to stay up.
>Transfers over 40m have to give a certain % of the transfer price to the PSF (this rule doesn't apply to the newly promoted teams.)
>Teams that have billionaire foreign owners have to pay more into the PFS.
>Promotion/relegation playoffs between 18th and 19th in Prem and 2nd and 3rd in Championship to determine who will play in the Prem along with Championship winners.
Other:
>Implement 51% rule or whatever it's called where the fans have majority ownership of clubs.
>Teams get limited number of VAR calls that they decide when to use. It seems like every fucking goal gets a VAR check and it's boring af and destroys any momentum a game has.
>Teams can have any number of foreign players in their squad but can only name 7 per match day squad.
>Make the offside at least half a body in front of the defender so we don't have these ridiculous things where having a big toe ahead of defender is offside.
>Ban sponsors on shirts. So many shirts ruined by shite looking sponsors.
>If the above is impossibru, then ban foreign sponsors.

>>149121005
Me. I play DLP/Regista or Libero. The funnest positions imo.

>>149121062
Kane is very easily dispossessed
>>149121185
You're shit though

If a defender uses his hand to deny a clear goal scoring opportunity in the penalty box and the ball bounces back to the striker who then has his shot blocked by another defender who also uses his hand before the ref finally blows the whistle, do both defenders get sent off?

Since deal for Huijsen did not happen both Arsenal and Chelsea remain interested in Hato

In the last week, After Chelsea , also Arsenal started calling to be informed on the conditions on the deal

Arsenal want a talented defender

(@FabrizioRomano on youtube)

one of the best young defenders in the world btw

BREAKING: Viktor Gyökeres' agent is CURRENTLY MEETING with Arsenal.

(Source:
@cnnportugal
)

>>149121157
>It seems like every fucking goal gets a VAR check
they all get a check, it's just that most checks are basically instant because there is nothing to actually check

>>149117612
Those things aren't contradictions.
That person must be very stupid.

>>149108491
>>149108724
You sure hope so.

>>149121404
Im sure you've watched a lot of the Eredivisie to verify

>>149121557
don't be a hator

>>149121557
a liverpool fan told me

>torres money for kerkez
>coutinho money for wirtz
>suarez money for frimpong+mamardashvili
and we still haven't used the sterling and caicedo money, how are we feeling liverchads?

>>149121618
isak soon

delusional paddy

>>149121618
nunez money coming soon to put in the coffers

God bless Tuchels autism

>>149121658
indy confirmed it basically

I was at the England game yesterday and passed Bellingham's mum and girlfriend in the gangway trying to find their stand. Would have fucked both.

Grealish dropped. Welcome to aston villa

>>149120643
how tf is bruno not on there?

>>149121852
big zerk beatin da pussy up

>>149120643
Still cant believe how good Olise is desu

>>149120643
simply dont care about european mickey mouse leagues sorry

$170,000,000 for Auschwirtz

>>149121969
Yeah he's mint

>Liverpool sell a player
>Media give the fee as a total amount including addons
>Liverpool buy a player
>Media give the fee as the total amount excluding addons
>Sometimes Liverpool buy a player for a release clause
>Liverpool customers force the media to report it as a lower amount

Just mental really.

kane is the problem with england desu, hes had 8 finals and scored in none of them, its the definition of madness

>>149121618
>you actually believe this

>>149121969
Crystal Palace could win the Bundes and Lel Liga at the same time

Dave crying about transfer fees again

tiresome

>>149122305
england aren't currently good enough to reach finals

>>149122390
Shut up rodent

>any even slightly negative posts about Liverpool
>Dave accusations start
Liverpool customers ruin this thread.

>>149122407
can't agree with that
but when rubber hits the road kanell vanish again
you have to ask why was he at spurs so long, how did no one come in for him

>150 million if add-ons are met
>the add-ons are "dominate English football for the next decade" and "dominate European football for the next decade"

>>149122453
dave's not going to like this one!

>>149120436
You might joke but ivory coast are actually a decent side. They won the latest afcon

>>149122433
i just tune them out desu theyre all the worst posters anyway

>>149122434
england have like maybe three really top tier players in kane, saka, rice and several formerly great but out of form players
the squad feels a lot worse than a few years ago

>>149122488
well we battered them 0-0

>>149122478
neither will leverkusen if they're missing out on that much in addons

>>149121386
Yes.

>>149122499
>Saka

>>149122478
Do you support Liverpool? Do you even have a prem team you support? Or do you just come here to post about Dave?

>>149122279
The 150m€ is including add ons though

Just heard from an air hostess friend of mine that Wirtz is on a plane currently on his way to his Liverpool medical. Signing officially announced either tonight or tomorrow.

>>149122515
What position did you play mate

>>149122615
my neighbour's son is a pilot and they haven't seen him

>>149122599
already stated I'm waiting for wrexham (Canadian ownership) to make the prem and I will get in on the ground floor

>>149122615
>me dad works for atari

>>149122704
>>149122727
you'll see

>>149122305
Made me laugh when he was the only player who remained in the starting XI against Senegal from the team that played Andorra.

>>149122735
lol I don't care, just wanted to make a shit joke la :)

>>149122797
you're backpedaling real quick now eh

Wirtz add ons
>join a shit club
>eat from bins
>be a flop

He's gonna hit those in a week la...

>>149121420
It's over for Manure

>>149122711
So you’ve been posting here constantly about a foreign league that you don’t even watch properly or even support a team in? Jesus Christ you are a sad cunt

>>149123068
we don't sign our posts here

>>149123068
That's the mentally ill for you.

>Tuchel's mum hates Bellingham
based frau

Genuinely think England's window of opportunity has closed. Southgate should have won the Euros against an average Italy and at least gotten past one of those World Cup semi finals past Croatia or France.

Now the likes of Spain and France are getting much stronger due to some exceptional young players while England's younger talent just isn't up to the same standard.

>>149123198
https://talksport.com/football/3280985/thomas-tuchel-england-jude-bellingham-senegal/

>"I think he brings an edge which we welcome and is needed if we want to achieve big things," said the former Chelsea boss.

>"It needs to be channelled towards the opponent and towards our goal, not to intimidate team-mates or be over-aggressive towards team-mates and officials, but always towards the solution, towards winning.

>"He has the fire and I don't want to dim this down. He should play with this kind of fire, but the fire comes with some attributes that can intimidate you, maybe even as a team-mate.

>"You sometimes see the explosion towards referees and the anger in his game. If he can channel this in the right way, and we can help him with this, then for sure he has the something we need and a certain edge that is hard to find.

>"He's a nice kid, very open, very intelligent and he's been very easy [to manage] so far."

>It was put to Tuchel that there may be some fans who feel England would be better without Bellingham in the team, to which he replied: "I struggle to see that and I think it has to be the other way around - how we can have the best version of him, that people understand what he brings to us and he's bringing a certain edge.

>"I see it can bring mixed emotions. I see this with my parents, with my mum, that she sometimes cannot see the nice, well-educated, well-behaved guy that I see.

>"If he smiles, he wins everyone. But sometimes you see the rage, the hunger and the fire and it comes out in a way that can be a bit repulsive, for example, for my mother when she sits in front of the TV. I see that but, in general, we are very happy to have him. He's a special boy."

State of that.

Confirmation of
@CNNPortugal
's claim that Hasan #Cetinkaya, agent of Viktor #Gyökeres, has met with #Arsenal today and additional information that The Gunners will send a formal proposal to #SportingCP very soon [Via -
@Record_Portugal
].

tuchel's mum is a RACIST
plain and simple

>>149123080
I didn’t sign my post, I addressed you directly. But it is genuinely embarrassing that you spend this much time here posting about a league you have literally no connection to. You need to get help for whatever extreme mental illness you have.

man city squad for the world cup

>>149123464
I know he's on stupid money but it's pretty funny how aggressively they're trying to make grealish fuck off

>>149123462
says the autist who can't recognize someone taking the piss

>Man City close to agreement with Rosenborg for Sverre Nypan. #MCFC not among January suitors but now moving. Subject to finalising player terms, 18yo will be record sale for Norwegian league

that haaland pull

>>149123502
once pep freezes you out of his squad it's over for you
look at cancelo

>>149123508
He's gonna be the one sent to Lyon on loan as part of the Cherki deal I think

>>149123508
another brutal arsenal snubbing

>>149123503
>I was only pretending to be retarded
So you’re just too scared to actually say who you support? Very cowardly behaviour

so how can citeh complete 4 signings in like 10 days while everyone else is still negotiating?
they're paying the agents and clubs some retarded money under the table right?

>Liverpool got rejected again

>>149123767
City needed to get deals done before the window closed prior to the CWC. Other clubs arent playing in the CWC and therefore can take their time with negotiations.

>>149123767
Because they're a serious club

>>149123767
they're panic buying

>>149123503
>he genuinely thinks he's taking the piss
Kiwifarms would be a more suitable place for your to fawn over your lolcow obsession.

>>149123708
he’s a quite clearly a liverpool customer too terrified to admit it because then he can’t play off his constant seething about city and united as irreverent banter

>>149123782
but this is not it is it?
no one really cares about the CWC, its a meme comp in every sense of the word, playing vs fucking al hilal fc in USA is not enough of an incentive to push a club to sign all these players, at least thats my take.

>>149123822
cherki seems good tho, maybe has the typical anger issues like most nafris but he can do some magic in midfied, whether he can replicate that with guardiola is another thing.
ait nouri is average to good.
reijnders got no idea about em

>>149123767
yes

>>149123767
Do you really think it’s hard to persuade players to come and play for one of the richest clubs in the world with one of the best managers in the world who have won the prem four times on the bounce in the last decade?

>>149123919
>but this is not it is it?
I just fucking told you that it is.

The CWC pays £100m this year.

>>149123959
>billy reading comprehension

>>149123508
Is this why Arsenal were trying to buy that random 17 year old Greek kid for like 45m?
Also do you pronounce his name like 'Severe'?

>>149123548
another brutal arsenal arse ramming to say the least

>>149123988
I’m saying they don’t have to negotiate hard because players want to sign and they can pay their release clauses easily.

>>149123919
>no one really cares about the CWC
People definitely don't but clubs obviously do. You get like 100-150m for winning it. Of course clubs are going to go for that. Even if you told them only 12 people are going to show up, they'll still go for that.

>>149123965
perhaps.......
>>149124022
perchance.........
who's even winning that meme cup anyway, fink it's gonna be some dark horse gimmicky story to push the narrative for the Le sovl CWC.
or maybe chabi's real madrid.

>>149123988
>paddy reading comprehension

>>149124011
they haven't paid any release clauses lad

>>149123919
>>149124052
CWC's why real Madrid offered 10m to get TAA early. I don't know where that went though. Did the deal actually go through?

>Even Bellingham's mum thinks he is 'repulsive'
The guy moans and complains every game. He doesn't show up unless he can 'get the headline' (usually a equaliser where he might actually try to get) and then acts like he is prime Messi. The guy clearly doesn't want to play as a No.10 and in Madrid he is classified as a Forward, not a midfielder. So why Tommy Tuckle isn't playing Bellingham as a FW/ST and Kane as a No.10 (who spent more in his own half than the 6 yard box against Senegal) I do not know. Almost like a friendly game was perfect for that.

This is just another England team that clearly doesn't care about playing for England, they care insomuch as that it boosts their club profile so they can ask for more money or a move to a bigger club. They don't have the same drive the likes of Spain or France or Portugal or even Norway, Serbia etc have for their team. They just don't care. There is no desire to 'play for the country'. The excuse of it being a 'long season' didn't prevent Netherlands BATTERING Malta 8-0 (something England hasn't managed, ever, btw) and Malta are higher ranked than Andorra.

The players are just shit. Kane is too old and slow now to be a ST but he at least tries. Rice at least tries but is ruined by being the DM bitch instead of Wharton. Madueke tried but did he try to get a place in Chelsea's team or a move away? Who knows. Pickford tries, just let down by being a manlet. But I don't think they try 'for the nation'.

That's ignoring the clear tactical and training issues for 10+ years.

>>149124074
>Did the deal actually go through?
Yes. TAA and Huljsen or w/e his name is are in Madrid's CWC team. The only player they bought who isn't is Mastantuono.

>>149123919
reijnders is a box to box ball carrier with decent physicality and gas tank

NEW:

Arsenal are awaiting Rodrigo's decision if he decides to leave Real Madrid after his talks with Xabi Alonso.

[
@David_Ornstein
]

he'll choose arsenal

>>149124052
I was wondering too who would win it. I only know the European clubs so familiarity says one of them will win it but I have no idea. Cause you also have to keep in mind that if clubs like City or Real, or someone else who can't reliably win the league every year, puts out a strong team, they're going to be knackered when the season starts and they're thrown into 4 other competitions as well as international duty.

>>149123867
you clearly weren't following the line of conversation

>>149124133
would he play through the middle? he played on the right for Msddid mostly didn't he?

>>149124175
he's best at lw but has been played out of position because of vini/mbappe. doubt he'd play through the middle. he'll leave and replace trossard or martinelli

>>149124175
He's an inside LW that was shunted to the right to accommodate Vini and Mbappe

>>149124155
>still too scared to post the team he supports
KWAB

>>149123767
Because City don't negotiate. It's basically
>This is what we'll pay and this is the wage we offer, take of it or leave it
If they say no then they move on to someone else.
Pathetic clubs like Arsenal and Liverpool will waste their time with retarded lowball offers before paying what they were told to pay from the start.

>>149124252
I'm an NT chad

>>149124297
So why are you in this thread?

>>149124155
Your sole presence is to obsess over a lolcow. That is why I suggested you go to Kiwifarms.

funny how my country brings home the silverware last night and suddenly my flag is making a certain someone seethe

>>149124364
took the liberty of bringing you up to speed 'lil fella

>>149123867
>>149124364
>lolcow
>Kiwifarms

>people haven't filtered Canada and Ireland
ngmi lads

>>149124367
You’ve simply been asked to clarify why you spend hours and hours posting everyday in a thread for a league you have literally no connection to and had a massive melty about it actually. Surely you can see why it’s strange behaviour? If I was gonna post in a Hockey thread everyday I’d at least pick a team to support and root for.

I'm glad the new schizo is a Canadian. Easy to filter out the flag. They are the worst posters in this board anyway

Wasn't this guy australian last year?

>>149124442
Yeah on top of 190 copying him. It's VPN yank.

>UEFA’s Club Financial Control Body have asked Crystal Palace to prove that US businessman John Textor does not have decisive influence at the club.
Be funny if CP don't get EL football because of this.

>Gyokeres' agent has arrived in London for talks with Arsenal
Nothing would be funnier if they got both Gyokeres and Sesko and cucked United. Goldbridge has been saying for a few days Gyokeres is guaranteed to join United because 'of what he heard on Sunday' and he said exactly the same over Delap. Meanwhile United want £70m for Garnacho which is hilarious.

>>149124079
>destroy social structures
>replace with highly individualistic, competetive, selfish and philistinic culture obsessed only with the self and money
>said culture produces self-obssessed brats
Woah.

>Franco Mastanuono has passed his Real Madrid medical.
PL missed out on the real deal.

>>149124439
>for a league you have literally no connection to and had a massive melty about it actually
is that melty in the room with you right now?

>>149121337
>You're shit though
No I'm not. If I was Spanish I would have been a pro and I'm not joking.

>>149124578
Still no answer then as to why you post here every single day despite not supporting a team then?

>>149121434
Okay thanks for clearing that up. Any thoughts on the other bullshit I wrote?

>>149124523
They absolutely shouldn't. They're straight up just one of several clubs owned by the guy and they made no effort to separate his interests.
He's clearly not in total control but that's not what the rule is.

Funny thing is that the guy's a crook who's buddy buddy with the Forest owner, they get more benefit from his multi-club model than Palace.

>>149111296
Dar-wirtz teuer.

Marseille have announced they have reached an agreement in principle to sign ex Manchester United star Angel Gomes on a free transfer.

The England international will leave Lille at the end of his contract and move to the Ligue 1 club on a free transfer.

>>149121157
>Promotion/relegation playoffs between 18th and 19th in Prem and 2nd and 3rd in Championship to determine who will play in the Prem along with Championship winners.
no
>Well why not?
simply don't like it

Cherki is fat, there I said it.

>>149125048
90 percent of nafris become fat at some point, its just how long can you squeeze some professionalism out of them before it happens, theyre a ticking time bomb

>>149125089
all good creative players eventually become fat

>>149125048
Cherki more like Fatti hehe............

.

>Trent Alexander-Arnold will wear the No 12 shirt at Real Madrid.
Oh no no no no no Trentbros.... Our meme number.......

> Tom Fellows has replaced Jobe Bellingham in the England Under-21s squad for the European Championships.
Still think it's mad. If I was Bellingham I would be like 'Nah I wanna play in the Euros'. But, of course, all 'English' players care about club more than country.

Livramento, Nwaneri, Gray, Hinshelwood, Elliot, Beadle and Hutchinson are the U21 with any real relevance. Would be SHOCKED if England get out of groups (Czechia, Germany, Slovenia).

>>149125283
La Liga kits don't gove up as high as 66, you retard. We have known this the entire time.

>>149125349
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO HERE COMES THE COPING!

>>149125363
just imagined you in your childhood bedroom typing this out with a big grin on your face and it made me laugh

>>149125283
kek, bet he wants to go by Trent as well

>>149123464
>2 forwards vs 8 forwards

>>149125325
everyone cares more about club than country
international football is objectively boring and cringe

>>149125390
Nice blog post, faggot lmaooooo.

>>149125413
I did not know Slonina's first name was fucking 'Gaga'.

>>149125424
calm down dave

>>149125451
>Acheampong mother: You know, his last name is already weird. Just name him Josh, ffs

>d-d-dave
I accept your concession.

really dont fancy nuclear war breaking in the middle east before i see arsenal winning the premiership lads

>>149125514
>before i see arsenal winning the premiership lads
you'll sooner see monkeys write shakespeare

dave panicked at being so easily ID'd there lmao

not being funny but he might be the most obnoxious person in world football

>>149125488
A very reasonable and sensible take from Mrs. Acheampong

>>149125724
my God I was just kidding before! Maybe the twat who defending Jobe the other day until he was blue in the face can weigh in on what's going on here

>>149125724
90% of mongrel footballers do this. Virgl, Memphis, Dele, it's a thing.

>>149125751
south americans just make up names half the time

>>149125724
So this is why he left Liverpool. He was tired of being called Alexander-Arnold.

>>149125767
that's based albeit

>>149125724
You are forcing yourself to care about this. Deep obsession on your part, leave your smelly bedroom and get a fucking life.

>>149125724
So is he Trent, Alexander or Arnold? Why would you name your son after a high-bypass turbofan engine anyway

>>149125803
>Must... defend.. browns...

>>149125803
revealing a real nasty side of yourself tonight m8

>>149125826
ruben amorim spotted with phil kessel at a baseball game this week. cant be worse than hojlund

>>149126131
say what you want about phil (and I have), but he has the nhl ironman streak which is nuts when you look at him

HE'S FURIOUS

>>149126686
Sporting are right to fleece those red clubs

>>149126686
Is this why no club looked THAT keen to sign him? He kept thinking he was going to leave for one price but whenever clubs actually inquired they were told it was going to be way more and it's put them off?

Absolutely furious tonight
First he leaves us after we boo him while wearing the shirt THEN he changes his name and number on his new shirt
Complete lack of respect to Liverpool FC

>>149126707
he's a mess of club fees and agent fees and his hulking body keeps getting him injured

>>149125724
How dare he. Trent was OUR name for him. He has no right to put that on that shirt.

>>149126707
>>149126748
As good his past few seasons were, kinda hard to expect clubs to fork out that much money on the promise he's a late bloomer instead of a two-season-wonder

they added son to fortnite kek

it's ogre, bellingham bros

>>149126841
whole family has anger issues

>>149126748
>his hulking body keeps getting him injured
Oh. And here I was thinking his experience in the Championship would mean he'd fit into the Premier League like a glove.

>>149126779
27 isn't really that old though, is it? You could probably expect at least 2 maybe 3 good years out of him considering the standards these days, I would think. And imo his last season at Coventry wasn't bad either. Obviously the biggest elephant in the room is that it indeed was the Championship and is the Portuguese league but still.

>>149126686
Always funny to see players bitch about handshake agreements after they've leaked the price to buying clubs so that they don't overpay.

Kane was the same thing. You've kinda broke the spirit of "we'll let you leave if an offer of at least x comes in" once you've told everyone the price

>>149126820
Really feel like they should put him in white. I think South Korea does have a red kit but still.

>>149125423
Doesn't help when, for example, the best players from African sides get poached by European ones.
Something like that impacts the ability of African sides and alienates European chads.
Simple as.

>>149126880
>27 isn't really that old though, is it?
Normally it isn't, but normally a player doesn't get a 80M price tag either. For that sum of money you expect someone who's either a very promising talent, or a proven commodity. I'm not entirely pessimistic on the account of Amorim knowing him well and having no issues slotting him into the system. But the reason other clubs hesitate is real as well

>>149126948
He's as close to a proven commodity at striker as you're gonna get, especially with the current dearth of them.

Lots of howls and laughs in my household tonight when we first thought wtf why are chelsea buying back their french centre back Sarr, but then we realised the old Sarr was Malang Sarr who they sold to Lens and the new one is Mamadou Sarr who they "bought" from Strasbourg

>>149126961
yeah that striker who
*checks notes*
was a decent championship player and now doing well in the portuguese league, which as we all know, has NEVER sold a player abroad after a couple good seasons there who ended up being a fraud
proven commodity, you are correct

>>149127020
He has 11 goals in 17 european games.

>>149126883
>but muh secrets
I don’t think you get how this works “yes Victor we agree to accept a minimum of 60mil +10 in instalments” to “what Victor how dare you tell people the price we set this is literal blackmail” typical that sporting break the agreement and immediately accuse their own player of blackmail for *checks notes* ah yes expecting them to uphold a gentleman’s agreement.
>bitching about handshakes
Brown hands typed this post

>>149127056
you're so racist you're incoherent. This isn't /int/

>>149127008
KWAHFWJAM (kek what a household filled with joy and mirth)

>>149127047
2 vs young boys, 3 vs sturm graz, 1 vs lille
hattrick against city, scott carson in net might as well pretend those 3 don't count too.
so 2 goals is what you are left with, one vs atalanta and one vs leipzig

>>149127081
>scott carson in net
why are you lying?

>>149127109
oh actually i am lying my mistake, i misread the site. ok he can have the 3 from city. 5 goals

>>149127066
>noo you can’t just tell people the price we agreed upon this is blackmail

Dave having a cope melty

>>149127141
he received some troubling news from redcafe itk's

>Ofcom has received complaints about pornography site 4chan.
>They have attempted to contact the site owner and have received no replies
>Complaints were about claims the site hosts child sexual abuse material and has no proper age verification checks in place
RIP 4chan for Bongs.

>>149127321
Damn, maybe UK will discover the mystic technology of VPN when it happens

>>149127347
>paying a VPN to access 4chan
>then paying 4chan to not have exit nodes blocked via 4chan pass
>if you get banned, the pass is banned so you can't even switch VPN and get through unless you buy multiple 4chan passes
Some people like 190cm are sad enough to do that but most Bongs are. This is Sharty reporting it btw because UK makes up the 2nd largest traffic on the site and if UK s blocked then 4chan dies due to lack of money. They just want to kill 4chan.

>Liverpool are set to swoop for Paris St-Germain's 22-year-old France forward Bradley Barcola - even after completing a deal for Bayer Leverkusen's Germany attacker Florian Wirtz, 22. (Sun)

Aston Villa, Newcastle and Tottenham are monitoring developments with Jadon Sancho, 25, after the England winger's return to Manchester United following his loan spell at Chelsea. (Sun)

>Everton and Newcastle are leading the race to sign England forward Jack Grealish, 29, from Manchester City this summer. (Football Insider)

Bayer Leverkusen are considering a move for Liverpool defender Jarell Quansah, 22. (Athletic - subscription required)

>Uruguay striker Darwin Nunez is likely to leave Liverpool this summer, with Saudi Arabian club Al-Hilal making contact about the 25-year-old this week. (Talksport)

Nunez, though, is understood to favour staying in Europe, with a move to Spain or Italy his preference. (Mirror)

>Athletic Bilbao hope to agree a pay rise and contract extension with 22-year-old Spain winger Nico Williams, to stave off interest from Bayern Munich, Arsenal and Chelsea. (Marca - in Spanish)

Williams has told Bayern he is open to a move to Germany and his management is in talks with the Bundesliga champions. (Sky Sports Germany)

>Germany winger Leroy Sane, 29, has rejected an offer from Al-Hilal and agreed to join Galatasaray after talks over a new contract with Bayern Munich failed. (Sky Sport Germany)

Everton, Wolves and Fulham are eyeing a move for 32-year-old Czech Republic right-back Vladimir Coufal, who is a free agent after leaving West Ham. (Football Insider)

>Nottingham Forest are rivalling Leeds and Sunderland for 31-year-old Mozambique left-back Reinildo Mandava, who is out of contract with Atletico Madrid this summer. (Teamtalk)

Real Betis have offered a three-year deal to Dominican Republic left-back Junior Firpo, whose Leeds contract is set to expire, although the 28-year-old is also considering an offer to stay at Elland Road and another from Lyon. (Mundo Deportivo - in Spanish)

>Chelsea have put Serbia goalkeeper Djordje Petrovic up for sale, with Leeds among the clubs interested in signing the 25-year-old. (Teamtalk)

Petrovic asked to be left out of Chelsea's Club World Cup squad so he can focus on securing a move. (Telegraph - subscription required)

>Manchester City are close to reaching an agreement to sign Rosenborg's 18-year-old Norwegian midfielder Sverre Halseth Nypan. (Athletic - subscription required)

River Plate's Argentina midfielder Franco Mastantuono, 17, has agreed to join Real Madrid in August. (AS - in Spanish)

>Brazil forward Rodrygo, 24, wants to stay at Real Madrid and establish himself under new coach Xabi Alonso. (Marca - in Spanish)

>>149127321
whats ofcom, government? or an ISP

>>149127414
Government regulator, basically censorship bureau

>>149127414
Not the government but the governmental body for all things media that enacts the laws the government makes. Government made the Child Safety Online act thing law (much like the US did regarding porn sites in some states and Australia did etc etc) and if a site is missed or doesn't do it, you can complain and they then get contacted and if they don't do it, they get fined. Since I seriously doubt 4chan will want to do what Ofcom will require (which is put on an age check requiring ID sent in) they'll just block UK IPs so they don't get fined.

>>149127444
>>149127446
ah rip to you guys.
on the other hand if it just requires a "Are you over 18?" button idk why 4chan wouldn't implement it, because i bet a good chunk of their ad revenue is from the UK
i did just open an incognito window to see if there was an age check, you do agree to follow the rules and the rules say 18+ i guess that's not good enough?

>>149127321
>4chan gets banned
>Just use a VPN and spam the normalfag web with schizo antisemitic rants

>>149127475
There's already one of those isn't there? That's the funny thing, almost every website you visit has no "proper age verification checks in place". It's literally just
>Are you 18?
>Yes
>No

>>149127475
Nope, the 'are you over 18?' isn't good enough. So you need to on certain porn sites (but no PornHub because lol lmao) you need to provide 1. Credit card 2. Photo ID or something else I forget. It's the same law Florida(?) has where you need to show your ID to access porn sites. Nobody wants to do it. If it happens I'll just try making AI shit.

>>149127498
That's what the law has changed. You have to provide a 'proper' checker which means you have to provide what I listed above. But some sites are excluded, like Reddit and PornHub because it is 'user uploaded' rather than produced. It's a baffling nonsense law, but people like Sharty are using it to try and take 4chan down.

>>149127498
>There's already one of those isn't there?
yeah that's what i was saying, i checked in incognito browser you have to agree to follow the rules to look at the site. but it doesn't say "18+ directly on the "i agree" part it just says you must follow the (hyperlinked) Rules which say 18+

>>149127521
>Nope, the 'are you over 18?' isn't good enough. So you need to on certain porn sites (but no PornHub because lol lmao) you need to provide 1. Credit card 2. Photo ID or something else I forget.
oh. yeah u guys are fucked then. they started doing that in some states here, like you said. funny enough most of the states that have passed that are republican who are supposed to be the small government party but that's what you get with nutjob evangelical christians
but this isn't a US politics thread so i disgress.

>>149127526
Gook already prepared for this with Porn Pass from 5-6 years ago, he split 4chan up into 4chan (adult) and 4channel (non-adult) but then undid it all. He'll have to do that again. As long as there is no adult content on one site, nobody cares. Which is why Sharty have said that 4chan is 'hosting CSAM'. When it clearly isn't. People post it, but people post it on twitter and bluesky and facebook and telegram. That isn't blocked. You can't stop people doing it, you just have to remove it as you see it. Which 4chan does.

>>149127521
This country is such a fucking coddled embarrassment.

>>149127526
My bad fellow black person, I didn't read your post properly.

>Goldbridge talking about Cunha is '£1m per month, not £62.5m'
>Meanwhile Arsenal seem to be treating it like it isn't
Do they know they can amortise the deal, right?

>>149127553
sounds like one of those things overall that will just blow over eventually. but you never know.
i have said many times in /epl/ and /trans/ that the thread would be massively improved if every bong flag was banned but was just a joke aimed at schizos, this shit would be DOA with no bongs

>>149127600
Doubtful. The only country worse than the UK in terms of draconian internet control are probably Australia and Ireland (in the Western world). Simply having a meme on your computer in Ireland that 'causes distress' will get you 2 years in prison. In the UK you gotta post it. WE'RE SLIGHTLY LESS RETARDED!

Few things about Gyokeres before anyone gets giddy.

All sources indicate that he and his agent are flying out to multiple clubs to discuss potential contract details. The player will not decide which club he wants to join until July 1st at the earliest.

>>149108510
lol
you Epl cocksuckers are surely delusional

>>149127681
Livercucks love overpaying for shitters

Sesko will win arsenal the champs league and epl. I've seen it in football manager

>>149127681
/bundes/ is down the hall, to the left.

>>149127668
No shit. It's likely bullshit he's moving at all. The 'he's gone to London' was from a Portuguese outlet. Unless Fraudio or Ornstein say it, it's pointless. The agent clearly wants to force a lower fee because he gets more of it via agent fees than the club getting a higher price. He wants Gyokeres gone for £50m+£10m not £60m+£10m. As funny as it would be for Arsenal to get Sesko and Gyokeres shrimply to cuck United and make Goldbridge seethe, it seems despite nearly £200m made in the CL, Arsenal don't have the money.

>>149127755
Go on then, show me. I saw City buy Rodgryo and do sweet fuck all with him. I've seen loads of clubs buy players and none of them ever make it. I've sold players from Benfica for £60m+ constantly and they were getting 7.0+ for 3+ seasons and then they go to City or Liverpool for £70m and get 6.8 in 14 games over the next three.

>>149127446
people have been saying this will happen for over a decade btw

>Sesko, Gyokeres, and Wirtz all join the PL
>Arguably the most sought after, available, players in Europe atm
>All of them get exposed

Nailed on bros.

>>149127808
Yes but Ofcom got complaints (spammed via Sharty) in last few weeks about how 4chan hosts CSAM. They have a legal obligation to do something under the new law. Which is hit Gook with a fine. Which he won't pay. So he'll block UK IPs to please them.

What is it, year 9 of the impeding ID for porn law being 'just round the corner'?

>>149127824
Sesko and Gyokeres at Arsenal and them flopping would be KEY-KNOW. But the claim is that Arsenal will get both of them 'ready and done' and then decide on who. Sesko is overpriced and Gyokeres is a Championship shitter. Unless he pulls a Vardy, I don't rate him. Remember Sporting got raped like 5-0 by Arsenal and Gyokeres was useless.

>>149127861
Mate it's already in force.

>>149127863
>Sporting got raped like 5-0 by Arsenal and Gyokeres
and gyokeres scored 4 against city
>b-b-but city are shit
they still got hammered

>>149127845
ill believe it when i see it now stop posting coal

>>149127890
>Championship Shitter, England: :|
>Championship Shitter, Portugal: :O
Arsenal also beat City 5-0 or some shit, not impressed.

>>149127909
Alri Shartian.

>>149127911
I have to agree with this anon right here. Particularly the part that uses the comedy chevrons.

That's life (that's life), that's what all the people say
You're riding high in April
Shot down in May
But I know I'm gonna change that tune
When I'm back on top, back on top in June

I said, that's life (that's life), and as funny as it may seem
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
'Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin' around

Why does nobody want to go to Saudi any more?

>>149128002
if youre earning 6 figures a week how do you conceptualise a larger 6 figures a week in any meaningful way
you already live with seemingly total financial freedom and it means an early retirement if you enjoy competition, never achieving more in your career than you already have giving up on your dreams and living in a sweaty desert surrounded by men in sheets

>>149127861
go look at a porn site lol, even if they're not enforcing it all of the companies are making their sites inaccessible unless you log in.
Like look at Brazzers or something, it's an entirely SFW page now with no previews and any click takes you to logging in and paying.

It's how they effectively banned porn in some yank states because you can't reasonably verify the age of every site visitor but that's the standard these laws are trying to hold them to.

>>149127321
you can go on twitter right now and find more cp then i've seen on here in 14 years

>>149119588
The Liverpool and Manchester rivalry predates the Premier League by about 300 years

>>149129175
every now and then they'll mention the shipping canal on the US broadcast during united-liverpool matches
me, i'm a gigantic loser anglophile so i already know all about it, but i like that they bring it up. rivalries mean more in sport when there's something else behind it (not that i think many mancunians or scousers even think about the shipping canal often compared to like mansfield vs chesterfield and the miners strike which is very recent)

>>149126841
fit arse on that linesgirl

>>149128595
I've only ever "seen" it on here when the indonesian spammed and idk even know if they had CP, I think it was mostly gore that I just didn't open

>>149129395
>linesgirl
linesxerson retard

>>149127373 >>149127321
>degenerates committee a crime sharing underage material on 4chang
>website don't give a shit because some of those degenerates are part of its control system
>owner doesn't give a shit
>anon blames the government for trying to stop degenerates
what if people in this shithole forgotten by god just stop posting underage material?
It's not too difficult, you know.
No one sane person would have that kind of content in their personal devices or dare to look for them. It's not normal.
>>149127791
Agent believes the price would affect the transfer. Sporting is bluffing to get more money. Gyokeres´s (27) contract expire on june 2028 (30). Sporting owner has one more year to make a desperate sell because the price will go down.

>>149130369
The government isn't trying to stop degenerates though it's trying to stop everyone from going on 4chan for reasons (nb: nothing to do with cp).
Imagine it this way

>I go to a pub
>I sit in the bar
>I go there to drink beer
>It's also known that drug dealers hang out in the lounge
>The government then bans me from going to that pub with the excuse that it doesn't want me taking drugs
>Even though I'm not taking drugs and don't hang out where drugs are dealt, I'm there to drink beer
>To you the government are trying to stop drug dealers by banning me from drinking in that building because drug dealers hang out in another part of it

It's a completely retarded concept, but this is the British government. It was once rumoured they couldn't even find their own arse with both hands.

>>149130542
>It's also known that drug dealers hang out in the lounge
dd will be on FB and visiting you dressed with jogging clothes. There's nothing shady in dd.
>To you the government are trying to stop drug dealers by banning me from drinking in that building because drug dealers hang out in another part of it
No. They want you to show your ID to drink in that building.
>It was once rumoured they couldn't even find their own arse with both hands.
That's a fact
>>149128002
We're close to FIFA World Cup. Going to Saudi is announcing your retirement. You can see NT players who went there are shit now. After the WC you will see another wave of players going there.

>>149127630
>Australia and Ireland (in the Western world
what kind of flat earth mumbo jumbo is this?

>>149132104
>>149132104
>>149132104
move

>>149127446
>Since I seriously doubt 4chan will want to do what Ofcom will require (which is put on an age check requiring ID sent in) they'll just block UK IPs so they don't get fined.

is there anything to require gookmoot to pay a fine? he doesnt live in the uk