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>>149096679

My Steelers :)

>>149111809
>>149112748

Fuck the jets

Raidies <3

I feel like Temujin owes me sex.

Who's idea was this? Who's FUCKING idea was it to take this photo??

Fuck the seahawks. Fuck the cardinals. FUCK THE RAMS. 49ERS RUN THIS SHIT. PURDY IS WINNING MVP AND THE LOMBARDI TROPHY IS COMING BACK TO THE BAY.

Why doesn't everyone see that the bengals are fucking over their own defense?

>>149113880
I would guess it was Caleb's idea.

*crack*
*sips*
>Ahhhhhh, Fred Taylor... now THAT was a hard fella to tackle. Don't make em like that anymore hehe
*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS*

>>149113858
I'll beat you to death you to death and those Latina instincts will take over and she'll fuck my brains out for ending you. Seconds after your pulse stops I'll have a face full of brown titties.

>>149113751 (OP)
Old halftime recovery treatment: cigarette and a Fresca

BAN GLOVES. REMOVE THE MAGNETS FROM THE FOOTBALLS AND THE GOAL POSTS. MAKE FOOTBALL A REAL GAME AGAIN.

Coach

Primate

who won the superbowl guys? was it a close game?

>>149114008
Fresca is legit. I got on a kick during Covid where all I did was eat cornbread, bbq ribs and coleslaw, drink Fresca and beer and build wooden chairs and play nes. For like 2 weeks. I made some bad ass chairs and beat all the Mega Man aaa Castlevania games.

>>149114063
Why is he exposing the business???

OH AND HE'S GOT A LITTLE GRIDDY RIGHT NEXT TO JEFFERSON

>>149114096

>>149114152
Magnet malfunction caught him off guard.

>>149114214
kek

>>149114214
Truth

>>149114214
what did he mean by this?

It’s funny how Joe Burrow to the Rams is just a given in the collective consciousness. Everyone is just waiting for it to happen.

>>149114063
>28-3

>>149114063
stickum aint nuthin new lil nigga. dez dropped it. time to move on.

>>149114137
>Fresca is legit
Oh yeah. When I had a tonsillectomy all I did for days was sip Fresca.

This Rodgers guy is somethin' else. He has all the best TD-to-INT ratios of QBs with 4,000+ yards. Think the Steelers might be onto something here.

>>149114464
Hey if your idea of good footbaww is magnets and sticky goo, then enjoy man.

What team would he have been a fan of?

>>149114122
How will Chiefs fans ever recover

>>149114846
That's the funny part: they won't

>>149114864
Act like you’ve been there before sweetie

inb4 the jeet/chicano hybrid gets butthurt

>>149114893
Oh but we have seen the Chiefs lose before.

>>149114864
I haven't seen any of their McDonalds color ass paraphernalia since.

.

>>149114989
Your husband proposed?

Chiefs thread. Chiefs league.

Need an /nfl/ filename for this lads

This was a lowkey rude promo by the NFL lol

>>149115154
Ai sloppa

>>149115053
The league put the chiefs on notice in the super bowl. No more refball, no more free first downs, no more protecting the golden boy. You served your purpose, now they'll leave you to your fate. And you Cheifsfags are so not prepared for the correction that is coming

>>149115079
Travis Kelce and John Mayer fighting over Taylor Swift circa 2030

>>149115154
tbf, the sophmore has as many owls as that 'legend'. i think they were being ironic, kinda like 4channellers

>>149115053
We don't advertise chinese websites here, chud. Someone told me it was 34-0.

>>149115079
gotta give credit to wings because he knows how to throw a jab and haymaker at least. boogie is a clown that doesn't deserve to exist.

>>149115215
We’re gonna win the super bowl.

>>149115312
boogie secured that 20 year old rape victim pussy. what have you done with your life, sukhdeep?

>>149115215
>No more refball, no more free first downs, no more protecting the golden boy
Don’t you think it’s a bad strategy to toss out all your excuses like that

>>149115287
I’m trying to remember another mickey mouse super team that got a ring against the Chiefs, I think it started with a B? Anyway

>>149115357
after you britishers stole 6 trillion dollars from us me and my whole extended family came out here to take back what is ours lil timmy. i came canada in 2019 and already i fuck 100 white bitch!

>>149115476
Thats a disgusting amount of dogs

Stop posting slop

>>149115053
Lifelong fan of 2 weeks

Goddamn it's fuckin June.

>>149114136
How do you find time to post with his cock in your hands? He will be a bust on the field as well as your hands

>>149115215
>the correction
I warned everyone about the rugpull.

>>149115079
Andy Reid confronts Rex Ryan at the Golden Corral buffet

>>149114989
Can't AI even get a nigga's fingers right??

>>149115408
We shall see

Just give us the Lombardi already

>>149114989
All rigged btw
Go back and watch the games

>>149115053
This. So much this

>>149114933
>jeet calling others jeet
Kek

>That's a holding, saar!

>DO NOT INSULT MY DUNVER BRUNCOS, BEEEEENCHODE

Not bad for $5.00

>>149116239
*supercedes your path*

it's Russell Wilson time!

>>149116518
THATS NOT WHAT HE WANTED TO COOK

>>149116518

>>149116552
I don't know how someone managed to make a fake quote this perfect. I guess it's the veneer of legitimacy and the plausible idea that this corny shit is actually something Russell Wilson would say.

>>149116330
Is this AI?

>>149115053
Legit though I live in Washington state and I've found a lot of asian bitches are Chiefs fans for some reason..

I just read some story about how amon ras dad would make him and his brother kiss on the lips to make up after fighting and how this was normal in germany. What the fuck? This is unheard of??
https://www.google.com/marca.com/en/nfl/detroit-lions/2025/06/10/68480505268e3e2a598b45f7.html

>>149116593
Where I live Asian girls are either chorgers fans, cards fans or strangely enough, Seahawks fans, despite being nowhere near Arizona or Seattle

>>149116632
Asians like birds a lot for some reason.

>>149116632
It's all west coast, which is where Asians live

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

Only 17 QBs in the history of the NFL have registered a completion percentage of at least 70% over the course of an entire season, and DC4 (Derek Carr) is one of this select group. He completed 70.4% of his passes in 2019, which is tied for the 14th-highest mark of all time.
Over the length of his entire career, Carr completed 65.1% of his passes. This ties him with Aaron Rodgers at 19th place on the all time list.

>>149116826
bro he's still alive he just retired

>>149116839
Still the same type of pain in my heart.

could caitlin clark play in the nfl

Hello Saars! My broncos are redeeming the superbowl Saars! We are aryan btw!

>>149116921
She ain't no Haley Van Voorhis, I'll tell you that much right now.

>noooo I'm going to lose
Enjoy your crybaby QB, Atlanta

>>149116518

>>149117122
russ on the buncos was a fun time

>>149117096
imagine the girth of her femcock

>>149116374
as everyone can see, i've been proven corrected by the jeet/chicano butthurt

Nobody asked rajan

>>149117295
>proven corrected
ah, the jeet outs himself and I didn't have to do a thing.

AFC is weak

>So ummm... THAT just happened

What if Tom Brady said this to you irl in real life on Earth? I think I'd be a very happy jew

>>149117414
>posts graphic showing AFC 6-4 in last 10 Super Bowls as proof that "AFC is weak"

>>149117488
Sign Ed Reed and Bernard Pollard

>>149117506
>Posts a graphic showing the AFC is 1 team deep to show that the AFC is strong
2003-2012 is a strong AFC, 2016-2025 is a weak AFC.

People forget how good Andrew Luck was. The Kiwi doesn't forget

>>149117414
*blocks your path*

>>149117642
Big Bronco....

No one asked pajeet

>>149117642
What's with the piss filter

>>149117874
It’s what the jeets are used too. Piss and shit

>>149117916
Kek

>>149117537
Hard disagree. AFC is as strong as NFC, but with dynasties added on top. So, actually stronger.

>>149113751 (OP)
Dats tuff

>>149117616
>People forget, man...

i wonder how Hutchinson gonna look after that leg injury i miss watching him

>>149118100
When the NFC was the conference with dyanaties, they had more than the Linsanity Bengals stopping them

>>149118210
Ravens and Bills have been pretty good. AFC is also home to most of the tippy top QBs.

Mac Jones.... whatever happened there?

>>149118352
Those teams have not shown anyone that they're anything more than the 2000s Chargers. Good, fun, but ultimately not a threat

>>149118711
They would've each been to another Super Bowl the last two years if not for the aforementioned Chiefs dynasty. Ravens are as tough as it gets: Super Bowl winning head coach, great defense, dual threat QB and now Derrick Henry as well.

>>149118793
>They would've made it if they were better

>>149118793
>if you take away the team that beat them, they don’t lose
You don’t say

Lamar chokes harder in the playoffs than the kiwi does on Milroe’s cock.

which one of you retards did this?

>>149118943
Yes, to my previous point, AFC has had the dynasties in the way.

>>149117323
This is AI? Whatever it is, it somehow perfectly captures the sexy shine/opaqueness of nylon. I am now a Chiefs fan.

Tom Brady

Speaking of Lamar, the definitive top 10 QBs list just dropped.

>>149119245
>only 3 Owl winners
League is in shambles

>>149119245
The closest we will ever get to Chris Simms admitting he was wrong

which team would she be a starting QB?

>Rodgers, 41, revealed that he's been married for a couple of months but has yet to publicly confirm the identity of his wife

>>149119363
She's got more zip in her throw than Tua

>>149119363
the fuck is she on? i can't even through a football that far

>>149117133
People should give Sean more shit for saying he could fix the keks and it was just Hack doing a shitty job lol
They still fucking SUCK and you're a fraud, Sean!

>>149119364
I wonder if they trip together. I always wanted a woman that'd be into that. I hope that's what he got.

>>149119363
She threw it pretty far but her technique looks god awful
Looks like that was all in her arm

>>149119240
I actually started liking him towards the end of his NFL career instead of being a seething faggot over him even when he was stomping my Chiefies
Broadcaster and commercial Tom is starting to get a bit much tho, plus he let his wife cuck him which is terrible example to set for other men who look up to him

>>149119364
>wife
If it's actually a woman I bet she has an androgynous name like Jordan

>>149119517
Imagine still "looking up" to someone after you turn 20

>>149119517
>plus he let his wife cuck him
Didn't happen. Plus you definitively aren't a cuck if you divorce over the cheating.
Meanwhile, Mahomes' wife has a swinger tattoo on her ankle and is looking more bimboish every year.

>>149113918
I'm thinking based
>>149116239
>paid Javan "half knee" kinlaw
>paid double deebo with cheese
I'm thinking not, 49ers got a home superbowl this year. BOOK it

>>149119565
Holy shit it's true lol, Mahomes is a cuck.

>149119245
People are overrating the fuck out of Daniels, dude played well 1 season with a cupcake schedule on a load of fluke-y 1 possession wins. If he does it again this year, ok he's a baller if not one season wonder tier. I think he's getting hype because people want to forget the previous owner and the fact their name sucks

>>149119363
shes mogs gayleb

>>149119544
>why should inspirational role models exist
Hello, Moshe

>>149119649
This is why I don't accept anyone on a rookie deal in the top 5. You don't know how good a QB is until he has to play against the cap.

>>149119684
If you're not already set into doing something at 20 you're fucked
You don't need to look up to shit when you already know what you're going to do

>>149119703
But Jayden is "great, no cap" bruh

Can someone please buy the Bengals from the Brown family? They are the worst owners in the NFL and the fact the Bengals win any games is purely in spite of them. Fuck the entire Brown family, a bunch of greedy ass retards. Won't even pay draft picks.

>>149119823
I'll buy it for $1

>>149119811
Kek. I still remember some people thinking Mac Jones was going to be good after his 2021 season.

>>149119823
>Won't even pay draft picks.
Shemar Stewart is a dumbass jigaboo. The Bengals are also dumb for drafting him over Scourton, too.

Bryce Young

Bryce Young, age 23

>>149119565
rent free lol
You shouldn't even be in a position to get cucked, you done already fucked up somewhere for even allowing that to be a possibility

>>149118100
I think you mean "top heavy"

>>149119364
It’s tay tay

>>149119842
Will you hire more scouts so they have at least as many as the league average?

>>149120092
I'll be the only scout and get all my insights from /nfl/

>>149119966
*power top

>>149115625
king of no fucks given right there

>>149120103
Can't be any worse. I honestly think the "scouting" they do is just an average from all draft lists they scrape from websites.

>>149119861
>>149119881
Too bad he just sucks ass at NFL because he's pretty likeable as a person but really has no business being in the league

>>149119363
utter lack of hustle in the coverage here

>>149119363
A woman would get beat up even worse than Tua lol

>>149120170
He was good in the second half of last year when all he had to throw to was an ancient Adam Thielen and stone hands Legette
If McMillan is good then shit's lookin good for the Pants

>>149113918
You know ball

>>149116817
They can't catch us all!

>>149120459
Hard af

>>149120459
soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x47NYUbtYb0

>>149119605
The Kinlaw signing is a bit questionable I guess but the Deebo signing could just be a 1 year rental

Rammies to the Owl

Rammies to the toilet bowl

Rammies to the surface of the Sun

Rammies to the In N Out, do you want me to pick you up anything?

>>149121002
Nah I don't like overrated overhyped food joints

Rammies to the menu, yeah i'll have a double double with ketchup and animal style fries

rammies to the dirt

Rammies into your heart

Rammies into your anus

>>149121032
Sounds like you're letting other people's love of the place cloud your judgment

>magic negro head coach who's above criticism
>conspiracychud QB who wouldn't take the vaxx

How will the media cover the Steelers this year?

cover this bussy

>>149121152
It isn't exactly difficult to seperate my own opinion from anothers. It's just average fast food, nothing more. I'd argue those who are obsessed with it are the ones letting others cloud their judgement.

>>149121111
Look at that get

>>149120459
*blocks your path*

>lambs

Rammies and Wions bro-ship endures.

Well Wionsbros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool moments over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the drop-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to laugh at Chicongo and the Viqueers.

Impromptu Rams thread

>>149121268
>Doyers and Niners
Wearing both at the same time will get you beat up in both LA and SF. Dude is bait maxxing

>>149121417
no way blud thinks this fr

>>149121417
The window was never open, anon. It was a mirage.

>>149121242
>It's just average
ok

>Dobbins to the Broncos
Chorgers fans would be mad if there were any Chorgers fans

>>149121579
Chorger fans are just schizo rammieposters

>shedeur is a bus-

APOLOGIZE

>>149121506
>>149121506
someone finally cleaned the dirty ass glass and the dumbass thought it wasn't there anymore

>>149121617
what emotion is he trying to convey here?

>>149121602
Maybe Deion was the problem this entire time

>>149121602
The Browns are retarded if they don't go with Gabriel over Shadman
t. Ducks fan

>>149115053
"Dress well" is just another way of saying "be attractive."

>>149121689
No manlets allowed

>>149121626
it's just heard someone make a terribly inaccurate statement about something it is very knowledgeable about

>>149121602
>clean pocket
>wide open throw
This is something a 3* high school QB should be able to do.

>>149121417
It was like 2 years
Do >loins fans really have that little faith?

Workout
Chicken breast
Broccoli
Repeat
I hope I make the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqPl4QrczTk

>>149122010
Wonder if any anons on a team's off season roster who post here ever actually make the team

>>149122010
Anon you're leaving out 4 scoops of steroids

>>149122032
Didn't some kicker go on a rant about 4chan

>>149122038
4 scoops cmon

>>149122038
Nah, too much heart shit already going on to fuck with that. Gotta go full natty minus redbulls
Getting caffeine pills would be a bad idea

>>149122088
>heart shit
Sports ain't for you brother

>>149122103
Fuck that noise! That's anti football pussy talk, look at Damar

>>149122088
t. perma niacin flush

Only thing my heart shit fucks with is weight training. I can do cardio and conditioning all day errrrday

>>149122141
Yeah, I'm sure 1 redbull a day does that to people lol
I probably will switch to something else though but not for that reason

>>149121212
I actually hope AAron doesn't do too bad this year just because he's gonna make this season funny as hell
Unless his old ass gets injured AGAIN and ruins it

>>149120103
Don’t draft a guy in the 1st who average 1.5 sacks a year in college as a DE. There you go, already off to a better start.

>>149119364

>>149122312
>A soundstage, DK. They filmed the whole thing there, it was never real.

>>149121602
>no pressure
>straight takeoff route
>DB tripped
A good HS QB makes that throw 9/10 times. It wasn’t even far or fast.

I’ll add that accuracy has never been his issue. He can throw accurately. He just can’t throw far, fast, with anticipation, or deal with pressure at all.

>>149119703
fair, all cap situations aren't made equal. I don't think much of Dak but he knows they aren't going anywhere and get just charges Jerry for every penny since he sells jerseys.
>>149120542
yeah if you get anything from him its a decent enough deal, idk what the cap hit is for the commies but I wouldn't expect much from him outside of a few random big plays. He was entirely disappointing and underwhelming for the 9ers last year. They're adding through subtraction with him gone.

>>149116817
I’m dyslexic and thought you said “go back to Mexico, see” like an old-timey movie star

>>149122578
that's not even the coolest gen 1 fighter type nerd

Allen? Heh... Burrow? Meh... Jackson? Lmao... Mahommes? KEK...

For me, it's Jonathon James McCarthy (JJ for short), the true KANG of NFL qb's.

>>149122304
How do you have half a sack? Is one of his extra testicles missing?

>People already calling for Shedeur Sanders to start
As expected.

>>149117616
>Throws one simple deep ball to a receiver who beat his man
>This blows the midwit mind

>>149118105
>>149118209
Ah great

>>149119363
Not gonna lie that fat dyke throws a better football than me bros

>>149122841
When he gets robot arms next he’s going to be a hell of a player

>>149121441
Maybe you should try not beating up people for liking a sports team

>>149122926
Why won't you start him, bitch? You drafted him

So what's the issue with his contract?

>>149113751 (OP)
The 2026 QB Class is probably going to be loaded. If Shough sucks this season, then the Saints should probably look to replace him immediately. If he's okay then give him another year and if he still sucks then draft Raiola, Lagway, or Arch in 2027.

>>149123007
When will AI sloppers learn that STBA is peak and stop ruining hot gens with boomer taste in tits

>>149123056
>The 2026 Class is gonna be loaded
That's what I'm hoping for

>>149122930
Lol yea bro Luck never did anything else in his career fuck what beacon of intelligence sits on your neck

>>149123082
>Saints
>Rams
>Raiders
>Jets
>Colts
>Cowboys (maybe)
>Cardinals (maybe)
Will there be any space left for 1st round QBs over the next couple years?

>>149123125
Oh my bad, what did he do

>>149123131
Made you melty lol KWAB get owned mutt

>>149123170
Yeah… you lost.

>>149123022
Clearly you've never been to California at a sports event

How does /spee/ feel about the impact of NIL on nu-rookies

>>149123247
The ones who do commercials while in college seem to end up busy and spoiled brats who will never last past their rookie contracts

>>149123247
It will be good for QBs because they can stay in school longer and be more ready once they get to the bussy league

>>149123032
Redskins actually think they're gonna build a dynasty around the 1st black rookie QB who's had a good season since Meme lol
inb4 manlove or some other faggot

>>149123314
CJ Stroud had a great rookie season too. Bo Nix also had a good rookie season.

>>149123326
What did I say about faggots, anon? Bix Nood is a 40 year old white man

>>149123348
Bo Nix is a black man and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>149123314
Can I get a non-faggot response? What are the clauses of the contract under dispute?

>>149123314
Uh, /pol/tard… the current dynasty is under a black QB… and another black QB just beat them to win the super bowl.. maybe you should go back to your chud board and leave the football discussion to real men

>company ghosts me after 4 interviews
>I send them an email saying that it was unprofessional of them to not get back to me
>I get a seething email from HR in under an hour
Can we get legislation passed to address how fucking bullshit the hiring process has become already?

>>149123389
Then google your faggot team, faggot, it's not a huge secret

>>149123378
Nix is the whitest QB since Kirko or Rivers
I'm still not sure which kind of pussy he is, out of those two, because I don't pay enough attention to him

>>149123478
Nah that's you

>>149123486
Kirko can't even keep his bitch in line lol. Is Nood that bad?

>>149123430
I'm gonna get a job at Nintendo

>>149123430
You should have just sent a death threat, HR roasties get wet over the idea of a crazed gunman barging through their office

Men don’t know how lucky they are that they can fap without their hand smelling like fish all day

PFF just put out a top-32 ranking for each position, and teams overall. I put them all together into this chart. For QB, WR, and LB they decided to put them into tiers as well, which are noted by the darker lines.
>https://www.pff.com/news/nfl-offseason-rankings-every-position-ranked
>Ranking season is underway at PFF, and we’re going position by position to evaluate every unit across the league ahead of the 2025 NFL season. These rankings are grounded in PFF’s full offseason roster evaluations and reflect how every starting group stacks up heading into training camp.
>This article serves as the central index for all of our position rankings. Each piece includes 2024 PFF grades and overall context for how and why each player or unit ranks where they do.

>>149121089
Jalen Carter desu

glowing faggots are really shitting up /sp/ now? You fucks go back where you belong and try and get guys thrown in prison over there lol

>>149123430
what did the email say, anon? i'm interested how they seethed

>>149123546
Don't forget dog breath

>>149123613
Here's an excerpt:

Accusing us of being “unprofessional” because you did not receive the specific closure you expected is not only presumptuous, but it also disregards the immense time and effort we extended by engaging with you across multiple stages. Respect, we believe, is a two-way street.

>>149123550
this wr ranking is wild, sauce is in gradual decline irl, dexter lawrence paying ny tax, also budda baker got a raw deal

>>149123617
Bad post

>>149123638
Me when I ghost a date

>>149123638
hilarious because in customer service you would be taught to treat anyone outside the company with respect, even if they're upset, but HR thinks they're so high above that
Truly a cancer upon society
It's your entire life, and it's just 10 seconds of writing an email for them, and they act like it's an equal transaction

>>149123131
He did nothing. Don't let the schizo NEET bully you into thinking he did anything of note.

>>149123550
kicker bros.....

>>149123550
>PFF
>Burrow at #2

Luck? He did something. He let the Colts rape his body for several seasons until he had to retire early from the NFL

>>149123550
Why the fuck are Darnell Wright and Braxton Jones ranked so low?
PFF dumbassery strikes again

>>149123550
barkley too low

>>149123752
The next 3 of the big 4 after Mahomes are interchangeable, doesn’t really matter

>>149123762
You know why

>>149123772
He gets lanes the size of highways, he’s actually overrated

>>149123754
1 > 4 > 3 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 2

>>149123550
>Gibbs #4, Montgomery #21
What do you wanna bet the Lions still refuse to make Gibbs the starter

>>149123550
>no Travon Walker (b2b 10 sack seasons + a better run defender than 90% of the guys on this list)
>Hutchinson still top 5 despite coming off of devastating injury
Fuck off. PFF is just zoomer popularity contest.

>>149123762
this nigga named BRAXTON

>>149123762
Who?

>>149123550
For me it's Jordan Mailata, best OT in football.

>>149123762
Darnell the flex God? Letting teams run trains on the QB? Grand Canyon sized bussy in the backfield?

>>149123550
lol how the rams get that high

>>149123550
I know it's >pff but this validates what I've been saying about how the Cowboys actually have a mediocre roster and will miss the playoffs again.

>>149123925
ALL IN

>>149123804
I think a hole to another dimension opens and you get sucked straight to hell if you stick your penis in 3 and 4

this bussy is another dimension

Te-Rance FerBussin

>>149123960
I have a feeling we’re entering an elite TE era. Bowers and Ferguson are the new Kelce and Kittle, + a bunch of other guys who are right up there. Starting a gold rush on TEs that start to get taken in the first round

>>149121268
Same guy on the passenger seat

>>149123925
HOL UP

>>149123638
I hope you responded with something to the affect of “so now you can be timely”

>>149121473
Egyptian Mau is best kot

>>149121441
I honestly think there are more 49er fans than Rams fans in LA

>>149124135
Rams fans dont care we stay at home and smoke weed

>>149123430
>how fucking bullshit the hiring process has become
Companies actually hire anything other than their H1B relatives?

Most "job postings" are a scam to 1) dupe investors into believing the company is growing and doing well, and 2) justify hiring H1B when "see, this job listing has been open for 6 months."

>>149124187
Weed stopped being cool in 2014, nobody cares that you make yourself a retarded skunk

>Carlie Irsay-Gordon, who was just named the principal owner of the Colts, explained why she is on the sideline with a headset and a call sheet during game days:

>"I need to be able to say, 'Is this person full of BS? Do they even know what they're talking about?" It is such a complex organism, a football team, and how it operates. You could say, 'Oh, that person ran that route wrong.' Then you learn, 'Oh, someone tagged the wrong WR and it wasn't really the player's fault, it was the person that called it,' Irsay-Gordon said.

>Irsay-Gordon says other NFL owners should be just as involved on the sideline:

>"I would suggest it for anyone else that has to pay coaches and GMs millions and millions of dollars. It helps you make a less expensive mistake, potentially."

Does she know ball?

>>149124345
No women just love to micromanage, it's why HR was invented

>>149124345
They're not sending their best

>>149124345
>This is what Shane Steichen sees as he’s calling plays

>>149124345
So who does she blame when they still suck for the next 5 years?

>>149124531
Men.

>>149124318
But sex feels awesome on it. Yes, I mean gay sex.

>>149124345
>>149124396
Why do all the Irsays have the same uncanny Shadow over Innsmouth face?

>>149124546
Anon... You do realize women can also smoke weed?

>>149124345
4-13 incoming lmao

If Gracie Hunt was always standing on the sideline it would be too distracting for the players

>>149124568
inb4 the headset isn't even connected

>>149124135
>I honestly think there are more 49er fans than Rams fans in LA
And more lucha libre fans than both.

>>149124318
Yea people smoke it because its cool dood

>>149124636
That’s probably not the angle to take when the context is someone literally bragging about smoking weed retard. Avg pothead IQ in action

>>149124616
Lucha libre is cool though

>>149124636
I mean yeah? It’s a pretty lame drug but it used to be associated with the dominant hip hop culture through guys like Wiz Khalifa, and obviously Snoop before him.

>>149121268
Only fags get white high tops or whatever that shit is, they don't even look like full high tops which is even worse

>>149124852
He would beat your pasty ass

>>149124557
Yeah but... I've seen the women that work at dispensaries and they're the women I was banging back when they were actually hot (not hot for a 30 something hot) back in high school and college
And now they're all covered in disgusting tattoos, like entire arms and shit

>>149124881
Is that faggot gonna put some quarters in his crew socks or something? I'm prepared for that

>>149124345
Why would they use this picture? kek

>>149124345
The Clots are fucking doomed.

>>149124723
/sp/ the post

>>149124936

>>149125002
Coke whores will steal your shit and then go on to buy crack because they couldn't get enough money at the pawn shop

>>149124396
She looks like an mob bosses' wife who is secretly his best enforced, jfc.

>>149125023
You’re thinking of crack heads little Timmy, coke is expensive and is a rich girl drug

>>149125284
>Rich chicks don't steal
lmao

>>149125297
Right? lol

>>149125284
Yes that's why they settle

>>149117410
>ah, the jeet outs himself and I didn't have to do a thing.
he, le grammatical error...not only are you a stinky hybrid, but you're a redditor. you need to go back, tranny.

https://nesn.com/2025/06/keion-white-takes-brutal-shot-at-jerod-mayo-former-patriots-staff/
>“I was training myself, I’m not going to lie,” White told reporters at Gillette Stadium on Tuesday, per a team-provided video. “Now, I feel like I have a coach.”
>White was complimentary of recently hired outside linebackers coach Mike Smith, specifically. White reportedly has been spending more time on the edge this spring and has been seen working with Harold Landry and others on pass-rush moves, receiving guidance from Smith.
>“I also have a really good coach telling me — coach Smith telling me steps, alignment, things like that that I haven’t traditionally heard,” White said. “Just that next step of having that coach behind me has been good for me.”
Wow, so Mayo is fucked at ever getting another coaching gig lol

>>149125383
Poor Mayo even got baited into thinking he was dat nigga after week 1 against the Bengals before God pulled the rug

>>149125548
Kraft's succession plan was flawed. Its like he had too much time and overthought it, then threw him under the bus as soon as Vrabel got fired. Nobody would have been good with the shit Beli drafted the last 4 years

I hope Raiders fans are excited for next year. You motherfuckers will probably get your pick of the litter between a ton of promising QBs. Colts(maybe), Rams, Saints, and Steelers too.

>>149125920
Actually X out Arch because he's almost definitely going to stay another year, still it's a strong class.

>>149125920
Drew Allar reminds me of Josh Allen but less mobile
Lanorris Sellers = Bigger Jalen Hurts
Garrett Nussmeier = Tony Romo
Nico Iamaleava = Trevor Lawrence?
Cade Klubnik = bigger Bryce Young?

>>149125951
Yeah these media outlets need to stop doing that, he’s been very clear that he’s not entering the draft

>>149126093
No, I think they should keep doing it.

>>149126180
You don’t have the juice for the squeeze.

>>149125920
I guess, Raiders won't be picking early enough to have what would be considered "pick of the litter" but Geno isn't exactly going to get younger. Looking at the future with hypotheticals is always a fun exercised.
Personally, I'm more interested in Cam Miller. No hard evidence, but I got a hunch he's gonna be great in time.

>>149126298
>is always a fun exercised.
OH NO TEMUJIN IS THAT IMPROPER GRAMMAR I DETECT

>>149124396
>AYYY, I'M OWNIN' HEYA
still hilarious that every truly wealthy woman in America has to trace their wealth from the inheritance of a man lol

>>149126307
Fat fingered "d", which is next to "e" on the keyboard. That was the last part I typed, so I didn't catch it before hitting send.

>>149126350
Didn’t read jeet. One day you’ll learn English, and figure out that holding is a noun.

>>149126369

>>149125920
Where the fuck is Sam Leavitt?

>>149126298
what happened to Lyn?

>>149124531
>>149124541
actual white heterosexual men who, as we all know, are the most evil and dangerous people in America

>>149126455
What do you mean? That's clearly the Ultimate Swordswoman Peko Pekoyama.

>AW COME ON REF! THAT’S CLEARLY A FACE MASK PENALTY!

>>149126499
Don't you mean "illegal use of hands"?

>AW COME ON REF! THAT’S AN ILLEGAL USE OF HANDS PENALTY!!

>>149126476
cut the malarky,I know lady lyn's outfit anywhere. Even if she's a lousy unit

>>149126369
>Didn’t read jeet. One day you’ll learn English, and figure out that holding is a noun.
EVERYONE IS A JEEEET AAAHHHHHHHHH
low tier reddit posting

>>149126563
You don’t have the juice for the squeeze.

>>149126557
Characters can dress as other characters, you know.

>HOW SAYST THOU REFEREE? MINE EYES UNSPOTTED VERILY RECEIVE THE VERY FORM AND VISAGE OF A DELAY OF GAME PENALTY!! HAVE AT YOU!!!

How big is Brittani's penis? Should would ask Jerry or does he only keep track of the Cowboys?
>Aaron Rodgers reveals he got married but Steeler QB's wife remains a mystery

>>149126681
I’ve seen his wife. They were at Joe Rogan’s “Mothership” a few weeks ago, she’s the hottest woman I’ve ever seen. Looked to be about 21 at the oldest, long dirty blonde hair, bright teal eyes, tan smooth skin and a beautiful smile. At times she would glance up at him and murmur with her wide eyes and her cat-like mouth and he would just stare at her, enraptured. I’m not up on celebs but I would be surprised if she’s not a famous model

>>149126581
for me its her, go 49ers!

>>149126891
H-hot

Not sure how I feel about Rams Maui Camp. They're gonna be spending half the time doing community outreach and teaching kids. Feels like it will be good for the spirit, but bad for practice.

>>149126972
You can’t even imagine. She also kept scraping her nails through his scruff, as casually as petting a dog. He was clearly owned. It’s not going to be like his past relationships. That’s probably why he married her

>>149126891
Wow really?

>>149126891
How do I get a gf like this :(

>>149127247
Yeah. If she goes to his games she’ll be a fan favorite quickly

>ayyo dey ain't givin me my money cuh I'm finna out this bih

>>149126891
>Looked to be about 21 at the oldest

Ewww that's basically child coded... massive ick

>>149127231
Did you meet Rodgers?

>>149127353
No, I saw him refuse a picture from a distance and want to be left alone. I just stared at his wife

>/nfl/ offseason is to the point that anons are writing full-fledged woman-tier fanfic erotica

>>149127524
Lol I wrote it in an intentionally memey way but the story is true, the girl is steaming hot and Rodgers really seemed into her, they had that vibe where they always seem like they’re about to start fucking

I don’t care about Aaron Rodger’s girlfriend. I care about my wife Temujin.

>>149126891
Possibly the gayest post I've ever read in this genny.

>>149127694
holy cow he beat the Bears??? with a lucky last minute hail mary?? holy next patrick mahomes… its over
kek

>OMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
>OMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
>OMMMMMMMMMMMM.....

>>149127698
But it’s about a hot woman

>>149127714
The epic shitshow when they open 0-4

Open this bussy

>>149127707
>holy next patrick mahomes
All I'm saying is that my QB has never ended a season before the CCG

>>149127842
remember when he barely beat Caleb Williams? crazy

>>149127714
Post wrist scars.

>>149127743
Being attracted to women is a feminine trait. You should be thinking about war. Or /ourgirl/ Temujin <3.

>>149127865
Melty?

>>149127860
Remember when he dumped the 1 seed at home?

McLaurinbabby
Hail Mary merchant

>>149127932
>Hail Mary merchant
Very funny idea

>>149127904
You got institutionalized.

>>149127263
Be Aaron Rodgers

>>149127904
The older I get, the more I don't judge people for losing their shit

>>149127904
Is that Magnus Carlsen?

Da Bears

I don't really like big butts but I like the big butts song
Who's the Sir Mix A Lot of the NFL?
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho?si=UW7twCCiXb5n-7C3&t=27

>>149128423
The Hancock Tower gets so much more recognition than the Sears.

You walk into the club and this guy slaps your bfs ass. What do?

>>149128723
Caleb would rape 90% of this general

>>149117133
yeah lol

>>149128723
compliment his purse and ask where he got his nails done

>>149128723
turn him straight by showing him the big butts video

>>149127524
Just wait until I start writing entire blog posts about NFL fan fic

Which mythological animals should I include in the stories besides bigfoot?
https://youtu.be/BE2XauvlxzQ?si=lptqBAwFyCWpN269&t=24

>>149129532
It’s literally impossible for the SNL format to ever be funny. They’re visibly reading off a teleprompter slowly and half-comprehendingly. Ruins it

>>149129711
Like 1 out of 100 skits was kind of funny once they basically turned into a political propaganda show
Some of their NFL skits are still really good but they're old as fuck
https://youtu.be/9uHwpWkS3EE?si=PLRdDO_GxZspzUsw&t=310

>>149128723
I hope for his teammates' sake he at least keeps things professional in the shower/locker room.

Btw does anyone else have problems sleeping because of weak bladder? No matter what, I'm up at least five times to pee. The last two days I even cut my water intake to one 16.9 oz bottle each day, along with two cups of coffee. And yet both nights I filled up TWO 16.9 oz bottles with piss over the course of the night. It makes no sense, as I also urinated a lot at work. I'm peeing at least twice as much fluid as I'm taking in. And I'm getting woken up every hour or so just to squirt out a few ounces.

>>149129971
is your piss clear or cloudy? is it dark or light? are you fat?

SEX with Chiefs fans

>>149126891
Shant be entertaining rumors of Rodgers heterosexuality.

>>149128885
Not me unironically. I have uncanny power in my hands even though I’m a lanklet (a la Sean O’Malley) and would essentially put a fist bullet through his skull as soon as he tried anything.

>>149130012
Its clear and on the darker side when I limit my water intake, but it does go lighter when I drink more water. I am skinny.

>>149124345
>Irsay-Gordon says other NFL owners should be just as involved on the sideline:

Has there ever been a franchise where the owners are heavily involved that doesn't become a total clownshow?

>>149130336
Why are you trying to have an actual discussion lmao

>>149129971
Get your prostate checked homie that ain't normal. Could also be caused by medication if you're taking something you haven't before

>>149130336
1960s-early 2000s Raiders

>>149130517
Oh boy, I am not looking forward to that. Did that about ten years ago for same issue (though probably not as bad at the time) and they said everything looked fine, but I had to let a dude put his finger up my butt. I think he had to look at my penis too, but I'm not sure. Maybe I partially blocked that part out of my memory.

>>149130520
He actually knew ball though. I recently found out he was the HC before lol

>>149129971
You're probably just eating too much salt and it's making you hold fluid on your body longer
Stop eating so many salty snacks and food, nigga
lol @ all the webmds here tho

>>149130667
Eating a ton of salty food won't make you piss 5 times in a single night what are you talking about lmfao

>>149130631
Yeah they were a bottom-feeder team and then he came and turned it around. Was pretty much everything except a player (assistant coach, head coach, owner, commissioner) in his career.

>>149130667
>>149130736
I also wonder if it's just due to being uncomfortable in bed. Maybe I would normally sleep through these barely have to pee urges, but am waking up from back/neck pain.

>>149129971
I read somewhere that constantly peeing could be a sign of diabetes?
Or maybe it's always feeling thirsty

The Salt Lake City Lynxes certainly made their existence seem worth it Sunday night, debuting with an astounding 42-8 victory over the San Francisco 49ers at home. Rookie quarterback Farnoquaivious Bryhurst, who threw for 532 yards, 4 touchdowns and 1 interception, not only delivered on his much-hoped-for superstar potential, but did so with aplomb, pointing a finger gun at the camera after every single pass he made, and mouthing, “BLAM-O!” He spoke to press after the game in the sweat-steamed locker room, as NFL athletes under commissioner Roger Goodell’s tenure often do. “Farno”, as fans, friends and family more frequently refer to him, fired off with a ferocity not seen since famed boxer Michael “Mike” Tyson. “Fuck you white cracker, I fuckin’ hate you pussy! Why don’t you come a little closer so I can fuck you in your face, bitch!” he said in one viral exchange with Associated Press’s Jason Wahlberg, who called the moment “stunning” and an example of Farno’s passion for the game America loves. “He clearly loves the game,” Jason said when this publication pressed him for comment. The Salt Lake City Lynxes will try to prove it’s more than beginner’s luck on the road this Thursday, when they face Patrick Mahomes’s Kansas City Chiefs in Helzberg Stadium.

People keep asking me if I know who Aaron Rodgers is married to, and I haven’t really had an answer. But now, yeah, I’m thinking he’s black.

>>149125319
It took you all that time to come up with that? Holy shit kek, at least I had to work today, Rajesh

I'm thinking our QB has the fastest brain in the league

I saw Aaron Rodgers wife the other week at Long John Silver's. She was stuffing her face with popcorn shrimp and talking about flat earth theory to a group of Chinese tourists. I’m not up on celebs but I would be surprised if she’s not part of some cult

>>149131503
Go to bed Ameriboo

>>149131499
By "has the fastest brain" do you mean he's quick to blow people?

>>149131607

>>149131157
Typical jew reporter covering up black racism.

>>149131724
Would be cute if she was brown

>>149131321
>"SAARRR HOW DARE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A LIFE SAAR"

>>149131735

>mfw people have the Rams missing the playoffs

>>149131747
Nice try, I said *I*had to work, you took a long time to do nothing, but I guess all you Indians do nothing unless a phone needs a restart

>>149131838
Nobody does

>>149131832
Much better

>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day

Few QBs have ever started their careers off better than Derek Carr, as the Fresno State flame thrower threw 81 TD passes in his first three seasons. This was the second-highest first three seasons total in league history, trailing only Dolphins legend Dan Marino.
Carr would go on to throw a whopping 257 TD passes in his career, good for 22nd on the league's all-time list.

>>149132393

>>149130336
Only one.

>deebo looks fat as shit
>wary terry still holding out

>>149132455
>deebo looks fat as shit

Commies knew what they were getting when they traded for him. He's never played light even back at South Carolina he was a chunky motherfucker. The drops and laying hands on a teammate were a far bigger issue than his weight

>>149132455
Deebo can continue to be mid and it's still a WR upgrade
Terry isn't going anywhere. They're just ironing out some kinks

Luke McCaffrey breakout season incoming

How many TDs will Brock Bowers score this season with Geno?

>>149132914
7 but his 8th, 9th, and 10th will be called back via penalty

>>149132914
>Geno and dementia riddled Pete Carroll
Unironically Brock's career is basically just wasted on the Raiders

Chiefs fans will become social pariahs and be treated accordingly. Dirty looks, middle fingers, called names, boo’ed, unwelcome at businesses, etc. Not every NFL fan is a "scrawny teenager". I'm a thick middle aged woman on HRT and full of menopausal rage. I'll have no trouble looking them dead in the eyes and calling them meth heads.

>>149132966
Hey russ

>>149116626
Surprised that I'm only hearing about it now

>>149132068
>Chicano/jeet hybrid intelligence
Yes, scamming people for gift cards isn't a job Juan Patel. You can still shit post while scamming some old lady to feed your taco habit

>>149132914
If Dont'e Thornton emerges as a red zone target, 6 TD for Bowers. If he doesn't, 10 TD for Bowers.

Nobody asked you Pajeet

>>149131832
Why the fuck are there two Washington Monuments?

Christ, this is worse than AI fingers.

I wonder what bro is doing rn

A jeet called me "blud" on Reddit the other day, and was in general trying to sound very "urban." Are they normally like that? If so, that's hilarious and super gay.

>>149133832
i thought he was in prison?

>>149134174
that sounds believable. Indians are naturally the most subservient people after millennia of being buck broken by the caste system, so he's trying to emulate the language of those he perceives to be a more evolved race than himself. Quite sad.

Eagles

>>149134450
Oh fuck

>>149130736
eating excess sodium is like putting descant packs in your body. It's why they put some people with serious heart problems on fluid restrictions big brain

>>149134714
I dunno maybe I just have good genetics but I've had some shitty diets at points in my life eating heaps of takeaways+salty snacks and it never once impacted my health to the point I had to get up 5+ times to piss every night. That sounds like something is incredibly wrong to me beyond what food he's eating

>>149134776
it probably is something else combined with that and other shit if he's middle aged having those problems
depending on if you let yourself go you can still have a relatively shit diet at 30-40 without much immediate consequence

Danny Dawgs is starting for the Colts. AFC South seethe inbound.
Imagine if he was actually good, but merely held back by the essence of failure that runs amok in the New York Giants' football franchise.

Herbert just needs more help…

This nigga named GRIZZARD

They replaced the hot racist bleached woman with big fake tits on GMFB with the gay asian twink I see all the time and turn off
This episode sucks and I shant be occasionally watching the reruns, that'll teach NFLN

Fuck you mike YAM and not in the gay way you like

>>149133159
Jesus, you're a neet too, posting while I was asleep, and still assuming like an ass

>>149135098
Maybe you're onto something. It seems to have gotten worse ever since I started eating a can of Pringles per day. I have fast metabolism but a poor diet.
Thanks guys, I will try to cut down on the Pringles, starting tomorrow.

>>149135798
> I started eating a can of Pringles per day.
Why on earth would you make that a habit? Lose weight fat ass. All that blubber pushing on your bladder doesn’t help.

>>149135798
jog your ass to this song right NOW anon
you gotta get in football shape
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paDVrOLssN0

on loop for like an hour lol

yeah im thinking (You)r team sucks

>>149135823
>>149135968
Pretty slim (6'3" and 175 pounds), but do need to eat healthier and start working out again. Do you guys lift? I tried for like a year, even with protein powders and pre and post workout drink mixes, but barrrrely saw any gains.

>>149132914
Geno won't be running for his life and begging for the checkdown this time around, I think the numbers will be better than expected

>>149136083
You are not that height and weight lol
that would be like alien tier lanklet

I'm a 450 pound man, I can barely walk.

>>149136083
> Do you guys lift?
Yes, 4x a week
>I tried for like a year
Be honest with yourself, you don’t have to say anything here, did you actually try? Did you lift consistently with some structure? Or did you show up twice a week, do a couple random lifts, and never push yourself.
>even with protein powders and pre and post workout drink mixes, but barrrrely saw any gains.
See above. Also you don’t need any of that if you’re a beginner. You need consistency, a better diet, and proper sleep.

Also by “barely any gains” do you mean muscle size and definition or strength? They correlate but it’s not the same thing.

>>149136083
>Do you guys lift?
Do you even?

>>149135471
GMFB is pure slop anyway. I miss old school NFL Network.
Even the commercials were better back then
https://youtu.be/Vs1N5NYyb24?si=dTvsRp22LlrmOTDe

>>149136323
I always preferred to think of it being more like former Eagles WR Todd Pinkston.
>>149136372
Yeah 3x a week, but it was just at home; dumbbells and push ups. But yeah I guess you're right about strength and muscle size being different. Because I was very very weak at first. Could only curl 15 pounds at first IIRC and got up to 25 or 30 (which I'm still embarrassed to type because I'm sure thats also nothing lol).

>>149136323
You’re detached from reality, fat. I’m 6’1 and usually under 140 pounds and have an athletic build, 6’3 and 175 is very solid and typical. I can’t imagine what a lardass who’s never lifted a finger in his life you have to be to think it’s absurdly skinny

>>149136323
My nephew has this build and he just looks lanky, you'd have to be sub 160 to look tour de france mode

>>149136632
Nice try sneak dissing but no, not how it works. 160-175 at 6’3 is more in danger of just being fat than anything, unless you genuinely work out. Being under 160 at that weight is not too skinny

>>149136593
>all body mass weighs the same
hit the books instead of the gym bro

>>149136687
>unless you genuinely work out
Buried the lede there bro

>>149136687
>175 6'3" is fat
What is u talmbout

>>149136745
Unless you work out yes. As I said, I’ve been under 140 my entire life and it’s been a life full of intense manual labor and sports. To be just a couple inches taller and 30 pounds heavier requires either more muscle than usual or more fat than usual, humans aren’t naturally 6’3 and 175

I was skinny as fuck at 170 and I'm not 6'3" but I guess that's not reality lol

>>149136784
I think you're just incredibly skinny vro

You lost.

>>149136784
>I’ve been under 140 my entire life
>humans aren’t naturally 6’3 and 175
Why is it always skeleanons trolling like this? You can find this build on any sports team. Are you one of the "I aiwb fullsize and don't print" /k/ posters too?

>>149136503
So you admit you doubled your lifts in a short time and that’s “no progress”? Come on dude. You have unrealistic expectations. It takes time to build a good body or an incredible commitment for a couple months.

Given your current diet is a can of pringles a day, I’m going to guess your diet wasn’t great when you were lifting either. If you want to put on muscle mass you need to lift and eat at a caloric surplus. Don’t worry too much about supplements or what protein powder to get. Just eat a lot of “real” home cooked meals and lift heavy. It’s not hard to get noob gains.

>>149136817
Sports teams are full of men intentionally putting on muscle mass genius

>>149136784
That’s a BMI of 22. He’s not fat and you are retarded.

>>149136784
I was 140lbs and 6'1 in freshman year of high school

>>149136838
>Muh stats

>>149136831
You can literally see this on rec teams at the high school level, and no everyone isn't throwing mass on left and right.

Uh oh fats are triggered. Oh lawd they comin

>>149136838
fuck off with your nerd shit, I have my eye test

>>149136852
Yes they are lol, if you played you would know. My team had mandatory weight lifting and the majority of their players had a strict bulk diet including nonstop protein shakes. I avoided all that because I wanted to stay light for a speed advantage

>>149136864
You're gonna see my slightly fat ass running all over the park and there's nothing you can do about it because the park is free like the ducks there

>>149136888
*the players, not their
Don’t call me an Indian

>>149136899
nu

>>149136913
>>149136913
>>149136913

>>149136888
I was on coaching staff at youth level for awhile and no they aren't. Not every person responds fast to that kind of training, you'll have people that will improve right away but also dudes that get stuck in plateaus. I wrestled and ran track (200/400) in high school and didn't see muscle gains until I was almost 17

>>149136954
Daddy :3

I have decided.From now on I will cheer for Houston Texans!

>>149136847
Yeah argue with objectivity
>>149136865
Eye test of the person you haven’t seen? Neat.