Thread 149115326

>SCHEDULE

Today (11/06)
>COL1
20:15 Independiente Medellín x Junior Barranquilla
22:20 Millonarios x Once Caldas

>COPA COLOMBIA
18:00 Alianza Valledupar FC x Envigado FC
20:00 Rionegro Águilas Doradas x Orsomarso
21:00 Deportivo Pasto x Unión Magdalena
21:00 Deportivo Pereira x Deportivo La Equidad

>COPA CHILE
19:00 Universidad de Chile x Curicó Unido

Tomorrow (12/06)
>BRA1
19:00 Vitória x Cruzeiro
19:00 Red Bull Bragantino x Bahia
19:30 Fortaleza x Santos
20:00 Grêmio x Corinthians
21:30 São Paulo x Vasco da Gama
21:30 Atlético Mineiro x Internacional

>URY1
19:00 Cerro Largo x Montevideo Wanderers

>COL1
20:20 América de Cali x Deportes Tolima
22:20 Independiente Santa Fe x Atlético Nacional

>COPA COLOMBIA
17:00 Fortaleza CEIF x Leones FC

>CHL1
21:00 Deportes Iquique x Colo Colo

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Previous thread: >>149108133

PUTAS VENEZUELANAS

Todas putas menos la madre de uno.

>>149115352
who is uno, I'm gonna fuck his mom

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Great op
100\100

>>149115345
Based
>>149115352
>>149115367
>anime
Nuke urself

>>149115373
Damn it's over for you Negro, either rapate or get injertos de pelo en Turquia.

Is mastantuono really worth 40m euros?

>>149115229
Here you need a friend group, like colleagues or class mates, who will introduce you to other friend groups with girls mixed into them. And then get invited to lots of activities with them. Then you stand good chance of getting a nice gf.

Foreigners have it hard because here people tend to form these groups in high school and middle school and they last for life.

You need to get attunned to the friend group, then you need to farm enough reputation in the friend group to get invited to the activities with the grills, and farm enough reputation with them to get introduced to their other female friends, and then they will speak highly of you, and then you either bang one of their female friends and make them your gf. If you bang a female friend within the friend group you risk getting banned if drama starts though.

Unless you're like 6'4" gigachad or super psycho charismatic manlet then you can solo it over dating apps or in the night club. But I've never been high enough skill level for that.

>>149115403
Depends, is he fucking La China Suarez? If he does then yes.

>>149115403
Those celulitic thighs are worth 40m

>>149115415
Damn that's actually similar to how it is here. But it's easier to get included in a new group of friends.

>take your meds, retarded
how do you reply?

>>149115403
depends on which euros you are talking about, if it's you know the brown immigrant kind? then yeah

>>149115432
that's a tough pill to swallow

>>149115432
This mf makes advicula look ok

>>149115449
Advincula is actually pretty handsome.

>>149115432
>Copalib-pilled

>>149115449
advincula é bonitão

>>149115432
That's one big suppository for Vini, is he going to be okay?

>>149115432
I will never experience the breathing of noses like that, I bet it feels like being on a mountain everywhere

Vamos, Palmeiras, dejate ganar por la U. Como amigos.

>>149115473
now that you mentioned, that's a fucking huge nose.

Macoco's I'm onto your scheme honest.
Brazil has built a Robinho factory and Vinicius is just Robinho model 2.0 isn't he? Sponsored by Perez and Halal Madrid that's why the Robinho models always go there first in europe.

>>149115484
maybe he should play for argentina

>>149115488
vini is lacking the rape factor

>>149115473
Imagine removing buggers from that nose.

>>149115506
That was patched in the 2.0 model. A glitch in the first model.

>>149115506
Give it time, Madrid is a big city he just needs to find the adequate victim

i don't wanna work tomorrow, i don't wanna be at daily meeting at 9:30, i don't wanna lie about things i should have done yesterday but instead stayed baiting chikaner over here

>>149115505
Grande soteldo

>>149115367
Based

why do eurojews and blacks think that if you have sex, get herpes and HPV from many women and maybe end up financially bankrupt is the ultimate life goal?

I just want a nerdy computer friend (female) who i doesn't take much to make her happy.
Like she is happy for a small thing like a chivito or cheap esfiha

Of course this type of women barely exist and if they do they are right now playing some Free to Play game or at best Nintendo Gamecube emulation on PC
But it's rare. 99.9% of my friend's wives prefer to save money all week just to waste it all in a saloon where they get 30 pounds of makeup and dye their hair so they go to a restaurant and feel "VIP" for a few minutes having someone bringing food to her table

>>149115524
My daily meeting is at 2pm. Also I got a meeting with my Boss yesterday in which she told me we got good reviews from our Stakeholders, so all good.

>>149115515
you think vini has consensual sex? I can't picture vini fucking at all.

>>149115550
Well he has status as a pro football millionaire so I'm thinking yes.

>>149115547
You should fuck your boss to make the work environment better

>>149115568
I got my goblina at home for that.

>>149115546
It's called testosterone my macaco friend.

>>149115556
he's fugly so it's not consensual even if it's not rape. foid rules.

>>149115550
>I can't picture vini fucking at all
you're not trying

Yes I'm fucking autistic and crazy but I'll never understand why people put makeup, dress nicely and etc to eat out

Eating out = 30 min experience that is usually ruined when the bill arrives. No one working in a restaurant enjoy working there and they smile to you in the most cynical manner

>Eating out = 30 min experience
?????

>>149115546
Bro wants the female version of himself
lmaoooo

>>149115432
can worse korea surgery fix him?

>>149115590
you'll understand when you enjoy spending time with someone

if you like fulbo, you are already half normie. stop larping as an incel freak.

>>149115547
i miss daily meetings at afternoon, early meetings completely ruins the productivity in the morning, i usually just take a nap once the meeting is done till (usually from 10 to 11)

>>149115590
Eating out is pointless nothing compares to cook at home while drinking beer a listening burial in your Bluetooth speakers

>>149115622
if you ever played footie growing up you knoow at least 15% of any team is always autismo.

>>149115578
post pic of her white feet or finger
>>149115581
No it's not. You grew up watching american porn, american sitcoms and Hollyjuden

Amish guys when they are 15 or 16 they masturbate once or twice a month
In Brazil women walk half naked so people become addicted just like when women started wearing yoga pants on the streets people became more and more addicted to porn

>>149115599
Please understand
It’s a huge country
They’ll kick you out after you stuffed all the food in your mouth
Or maybe he can’t make a conversation and eats fast

>>149115622
LATAM DNA, sorry bro

>>149115634
very true.

>>149115666
you're putting too much credit
eating at a restaurant for him means ordering chicken nuggies at mcdonald's

Welcome Denmark flag
I shall name you Hans Petr Gonzalez

>>149115647
So you want a woman who just sits in front of a computer all day. Then what? Would you sleep in the same bed? Would you fuck? What's the point here.

It sounds more like you don't want to change and adapt to connect and socialize with real human beings, but just want to stay as you are and have the world adapt to you.

>>149115709
he just needs a couple of beers in his system. I know his type.

Now we're getting americans and euros around here

>>149115708
Hola amigo

>he thinks chicanos are americans
Kek

>>149115546
Why does it need to be a woman
You have me

>>149115722
The American is a Colombian overstaying his visa
The Danish is probably legit but I wouldn't know since he's obsessed with veneca scorts

>>149115741
peak united states

>>149115758
I have to work night shifts for my boomer company so now I'm stuck with you guys for a while. All I know about south america is venezuelan putas that sucked my dick a few years ago while on vacation in spain and it was awesome.

>>149115759
where are the CIA with nazi flags?

>>149115709

Like in Uruguay on the summer
You wake up. Go to the grocery store
The owner's daughter is dressed like this. I'm not joking
So at 8:30 AM your dick is fucking asking for a penetration and you cant think right you simply didnt sleep well, you need to do tedious task and your dick is fucking wanting to rape the fuck out of her ass simply because you cant stop thinking about her tight pussy

Or when you are walking around a school at 11:30 and you see half naked 14 year old girls that look as if their only job on earth is to blowjob drug dealers

Having a friend (girl) in your house and you know you can have sex if you want to, but you dont have to, and she wont complain or ask

BILLIONS OF TIMES I went to the grocery store or padaria in the morning and the girl there was dressed like pic with a big smile "HOLA SENOR"

there's a danish player in the Peru national team so I'm gonna assume that's him

Has everybody in le peloton qualified to the world cup? Is it just venezuela x bolivia nowww?

the horny brasileiro

You know anon, calling your girlfriend a 6/10 goblino to strangers on a basket weaving peruvian forum might not be the most correct thing

>>149115802
Unless bolitabros decide to defeat culombia away then yes

>>149115799
Obligatory
https://youtu.be/CD2x62Y9SKk=uHBokDuBpoarafAu

>>149115473
>>149115484
>>149115491
>>149115510
Having a big nose doesnt matter when its clogged up most of the time by mythical forces that hate you and want you to die

>>149115821
Ok but i mean mathematically
Who is already mathematically in

>>149115829
we all know that feel

>>149115799
Amazonas just hired a danish player to play Série B too

>>149115819
Bro even called her a he
So I’m not even sure what’s going on there
Let’s just say… it’s not just the toast that’s getting buttered

>Sit down in a small outdoor area
>oh cool it's just me, I'll feel sun and grass
After 5 minutes one of these types will walk by. Either this or wearing ultra tight yoga pants

And you will do what you do always: never penetrate her but think about it. So you already feel bad because you know it's not going to happen but at the same time you cant stop thinking

>>149115853
i dont see him
https://www.transfermarkt.com/amazonas-fc/kader/verein/87727/saison_id/2024

>>149115403
river put that clausula just in case an euro team wanted to steal him they would have to pay a retarded price.

Not wanting white people to die on behalf of Israel is somehow brown-coded.

>>149115853
Amazonas hired a bunch of random players like some dude who played for Arsenal and the french U-21 team that I've never heard of.

>>149115724
>>149115765
>>149115829
What team do you twist

>>149115853
Wtf

A dupla se junta a outros nove estrangeiros: Nilson Castrillón (lateral-direito, da Colômbia), Carlos Akapo (lateral-direito/esquerdo, de Guiné Equatorial), Santiago Viera (meia, do Uruguai), Nicolás Linares (meia, da Argentina), Larry Vázquez (meia, da Colômbia), Jonny Uchuari (meia, do Equador), Yaya Sanogo (atacante, da França), Kevin Ramírez (atacante, do Uruguai), Diego Zabala (atacante, do Uruguai) e Joaquín Torres (atacante, da Argentina

>>149115867
nigga you have never gone to a park have you

>>149115867
feet..

>>149115782
KEK trikaschizo just wants a female house slave
I don't blame you, it's in our blood

>>149115876
>>149115853
nvm found him
Durmisi is playing for Amazonas now lmao he's only 31 he used to be a danish NT player and the next big star a few years ago.

https://www.transfermarkt.com/amazonas-fc/transfers/verein/87727/saison_id/2024

>>149115865
Sometimes i see 4chan niggas talking about their gfs here with weird disdain and that never makes sense to me, why would you get with someone you think its ugly/you dislike it

>>149115889
Yeah, Amazonas is quite random. It's like the managers are playing football manager.

>>149115893
Bro called it a small outdoor area lmao

>>149115887
I have just started my /copalib/ journey haven't chosen a team right now I'm just hate watching ancelotti

would you fuck your female doppelganger? the catch is that she has a dick bigger than yours

>>149115901
Now he's playing for a bottom tier serie B team in Brazil. I wonder how much they paid him or why he accepted such a thing. Might as well just change jobs and stay in your country if you suck so much.