>Shohei Ohtani is expected to join the Dodgers' rotation at some point next month, with a slight chance of it occuring before the All-Star break. The reason: His progress, but also, the added roster spot. He can return as a 2- to 3-inning starter. prev
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holobronydoyers lost
nikkeGODdads fucking won
Is any team willing to sacrifice something to the Pirates for Cruz and Skenes just for a playoff push?
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>>149123714It's okay, the Dodgers win in their own weebslop games.
>>149116395 (OP)Berds on the board
Jeebus Christ Cubbies get it together.
>>149123737not with the mid-tier holos they managed to scrape up for this year, they won't
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>Jays
Opener+Long Reliever is the way to go for these spot starts. It's almost always a bad idea to risk a tough first inning with the guy that's supposed to give you length
do you guys also get a bunch of hpv ads on mlb.tv?
>>149123745That tie doesn't match the suit at all.
>>149123795no, but I get this ad, sometimes twice in the same break
>>149123803Song is annoying asl
>>149123795Depends on the broadcast I'm watching.
DODGERS
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>>149123747>Ina>mid-tierShe's the second most popular Holo EN after Gura.
I'm glad I don't know what nikke or hololive are.
>Plays way better than El nino caca
>Is stuck in a shit tier franchise
>>149124015ok this is getting out of hand
>>149124015It’s breyers god dammit!
>>149124031i only know im@s (CG)
>>149124031.
>>149124049>mfw Yankees LoveLive night
haha based umps, keep fucking the cubs. Go Phillies
now that is going to leave a mark
We need Liberatore pitching a good game his last 2 starts were rough...
Absolute kino in St. Louis. If you're not watching this game, you're missing out.
>>149124076You're either stuck with Liella or that live musical group no one cares about.
>>149124099Last game ended 10-9 and neither pitching staff can pitch a clean inning today.
What’s the full lore behind fundieschizo?
I heard he was a padre fan who was institutionalized after a psychotic episode following 24 straight shoreless innings last October.
>>149124103pretty based, how can anyone not like that guy?
>>149124102Definitely has felt like that lately
>>149124090Yeah, I'd rather have Aquors, but that time has come and gone.
I'm sick of philly fans talking shit about Bohm. He's the best 3B we've had since Scott Rolen. Stop trying to chase out first solid 3B we've had in 23 years.
It feels like Nootbaar has struck out 20 times this series
geetar tone is so locked in rn bros. cubtropolitans legend Genesis Cabrera not lookin sharp.
>>149124102Yeah that’s why they have the 2nd best record in the national league. What an awful life you must have. I feel sorry for you, legitimately.
>>149124176cram it, fungi!
>>149124141I've noticed phillyfags do this with eagles players also
seems like it's just a thing
>>149124192Nice add hominem. Enjoy prison stalker.
Prison awaits, stalker child.
I thought Lauer was about to blow up
It's time for an early afternoon dose of
>Poodres
BAU BAU!
There is no softball on today bros :(
dave likes ben in this spot
Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?
im trying to be a betta catholic
Alright, this is definitely the best this Jays offence has looked since 2021. They just keep finding ways to score runs despite the pitching woes.
>>149124298>>149124311i like pope leo, but a white sux fan sitting on the chair of st. peter is a but too much for me
>>149124298>>149124311Praise be to Our Lord Jesus Christ in all things.
>>149124033If you could free the Pirates, Rockies, White Sox or A's from their shitty owner which would you pick? Id rank them
Pirates
Rockies
A's (A's would be higher if the damage wasn't already done)
White Sox (Im a Sox fan so im putting them 4th to offset bias)
>>149124311THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE CHRISTIANS IN THE BACK
JUST LOOK AT THEM
Why show replays of a home run.
Who want to see that shit
>>149124481Some brown worked hard on that graphic. Perfect fonts
>>149124453I pick the Angels because Mike Trout deserves to play in the playoffs before he retires.
>>149124512He has played in the playoffs. He got one hit
>4.1 IP, 2 ER
Good enough from Lauer
>bullpen game
Gg padres. Fuck Dave Roberts
I think the DOYERS should win!
I think the DOYERS should lose!
I think you're ALL faggots!
>>149124646that's not nice
>>149124646but im not a ______ fan
>>149124646cool it with the bigotry, this is a vtuber safe space
Patkees got Stro and Stanton today.
I believe in Ben Casparius
let's keep it dodger related, people
I don't believe in Ben Casparius
I believe you're all cunts
START THE DAMN BALLGAME BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>149124474What are they scheming up?
>>149124474Shut up protesticle
Ernie Clement has played 1B, 2B, SS, and 3B this series
Gentlemen, Conforto is back.
>>149124747This but with men
Why did the Angels trade for Lamonte Wade Jr if they're not going to play him?
>dicking off at work with an hour before I clock out
>discover that >my team already playing today and is off tomorrow
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?
It's time for Dodger baseball!
>the poodres have a player named sheets
Stro retires the side with ten pitches
What’s the qrd on pigroach?
>>149124797I remain skeptical.
dodgers have a knack(no pun intended) for making shitter pitchers look like cy young contenders
A STANTONIAN BLAST TARNISHES THE 16-YEAR OLDS PERFECT RECORD 1-0 SOMERSET
>>149124785read a book outside in this gorgeous summer weather
I said I believed in you Ben, don't make me look foolish!
>>1491247853.5 drinks and a hoagie from da wawa
Faggy Mike on the horizon (may return by Friday VS Boston)
>>149124832he might accidentally step on a needle in junkidelphia
>Ernie hits into a double play
>gets caught stealing in the same inning
If he did that in April he'd be getting DFA'd by the week's end kek
Freddie Freeman is a consensus future HOFer right? I mean his numbers speak for themselves leaving little doubt.
Ben hasn't thrown a single strike.
>>149124873first ballot, yes.
>>149124873No ifs and buts with him, he's getting in
>>149124892you sure about that?
>manny is like "i almost had you bro"
It's the middle of the workday, why are they so many dodgerfans posting about them?
Edgar Martinez is a final ballot HOFer
>>149124924lunch time, have a call in an hour, also I work remote.
Are we seeing more of this Bullshit today?
>>149124924maybe because they happen to be playing right now perhaps?
>>149124924posting from my office
>>149124938I know you are but what am I?
my barfs won a series :)
gg broors
singles and muncy goes yard
>>149124949So dodger fans don't have jobs?
>>149124991Is that the name of a buffet or something?
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
mexican food before the dodger game
>>149125007we love our chunky muncy
>>149125003would you rather be working or posting about your favourite team? Answer honestly
>>149125018I want to eat a good ass Mexican burrito. A big girthy burrito. Any recommendations?
>stroman getting hit in AA
>>expecting cumfarto to do anything
>>149125051He looks like Whit Merrifield
>>149125030Working because it's the middle of the day on a Wednesday and if you're not working right now it probably means you don't have a job and are a leech on society.
who the FUCK gave Comforto a bat
dodgers refusing to admit the cumfarto signing was a terrible decision
>>149125080I actually quit my job recently. Don't need the money anymore
>>149125101it's just the GM being a dickhead
>>149125101no, i admit it
HE NEEDS A TENNIS RACKET
A TENNIS RACKET
>>149125104If that's true then congrats.
>>149125117not you, the organization!
>>149125030I wish I never found this godforsaken thread, I'd work in a coal mine if it meant I never did
i feel good about this game, dodgerlovers
DON'T RUN ON ANDY P BITCHES
How can Sheets be that slow? Pathetic.
why would you wave around a ball that was in shallow center field?
>beg gagsparious
Idk doggie doos, looks like he’s choking
Jays are elite (also clutch) :)
I LOVE ANDY PAGES ( and tommy edman)
pages is one ugly motherfucker
>>149125167I'm not used to this feeling
>maldonado
don't worry doggies, nothing is gonna happen
>bases loaded already
Bullpen goes BRRRRRT
>>149125192he's a goblin but goddamn can he play ball
>keep calm and hate the dodgers shirt
oof
>>149125199Based angels anon
Casparius shitting the bed
He’s gonna walk in a run kek!
yeah this fucker is shook
imagine walking an easy out like maldy
I don’t understand why MLB pitchers can’t throw strikes and always have to get cute. Maldonado sucks. Just throw three fastballs down the middle if he hits it good on him. That dude threw a bunch of meme sweepers for balls and walked probably the worst bat in the league with the bases loaded. Just throw fucking strikes bro fuck nu-pitchers.
>>149125199How's the hotdog?
>>149125235STFU Moco-chan
>>149125242I'M MAD TOO
PAGES DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD AND NOW THIS
>>149125242>if he hits it good on him.Yeah uhh.. we don't want that to happen though.
>Nikke Night was 24 hours ago
Take me back to yesterday.
>>149125242you don't know the first thing about what it takes to pitch at that level stfu
>>149125235>>149125246BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP, KIM JUST GOT HIT
>>149125262Neither do they it seems
Woo is gonna throw a CGSO against my sneks at this rate
My Angels do not want to win this game.
Pope Leo XIV, a Chicago native, stuns in a White Sox cap.
See what happens when you just throw fastballs in the zone and challenge the hitter to hit it? Even the best guys like Ohtani and Betts still fuck up over 2/3rds of the time. But Casparius too big brained to throw a fastball to Maldonado? Better to give a free run? Make it make sense.
>>149125300>>149125311Kyle Teel is God's chosen prospect...
>Ernie switches pants with Bowden Francis
>proceeds to hurt his knee
Francis has brought a curse upon him
Muncy is fast unlike Muncy
are the jays' bats even stoppable at this point?
Nice job Little, didn't back down
Muncy is fat unlike Muncy
>>149125330>>149125361>>149125405mildly amusing, I'll allow it, please keep it fresh and don't overuse thoughever
>>149125352it's only fun when the ump is bad
Pig roach is such an embarrassment. Junetani isn’t happening anymore and the homers he does hit barely clear the fence when they used to be no doubters
700M god of the sport everybody! Even MLB has started to dial back the glazing lmfao. They realized they were turning people against him and, more importantly, he can’t live up to it
this is a max muncy (lad) genny
>Teo broke the umpcam
Now this ump can power trip as much as he wants, like a police officer turning his bodycam off
At least these guys can work the count and drive up the number of pitches..
>>149125433Manfred told him to stop fucking around and start pitching again or he’s gonna reveal the truth about Ippei. The league is getting sick of his shit. They spent too much money forcing this meme for him to just get fat and hit his scripted HRs and nothing else.
If it were me, I think I'd want Max Muncy on my team over Max Muncy, you know what I mean?
Linguica dog, Dijon, Vidalias, Jalapeños, Sauerkraut
>Ohtani starts trying to pitch again
>all his offensive stats fall off a cliff
By the end of July he's going to be a mid-low .200s hitter
>>149125433MLB actually did tone it down, but that's because he's just been getting hits lately
Hello oomfies, I just woke up like 20 mins ago. How's everyone today.
>>149125489>I just woke up like 20 mins ago.faggot
feeling pretty sweepy, time for a nap. GG's berds
And that's a sweep! GG Red Berds
>>149125454He can’t even hit the scripted HRs anymore that’s the problem.
>>149125493it's already happening, he was a .300 hitter at the beginning of the month and now he's in the .280s
Have Dodgerfans never heard of a slump? Jesus Christ you guys are whiny
>>149125485That shit ended up mattering too, fuck you Ward
>gavin lux is gone from the dodgers
>they can't do tacos gavinlux collab anymore with tacos gavilan
i miss him...
>>149125523>thinking a fan would use the pig roach meme started by 5ch antis
>Mariners got grand slammed twice in the same series
>>149125523lmao it's called "baseball discussion"
>>149125523They’re now on the same tier as Yankees fans. The Dodgers are never bad, it’s so easy to be a fan of the team and that attracts a ton of casual fans.
The entire fanbase is so spoiled they bitch and cry about the McCourt years like they lost 100+ games for 8 straight years.
>>149125523r/Dodgers is that way
This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. We play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. We lose a couple, guess what? We'll win a couple, too. But don't get too excited or let it go to your head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team doesn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, will balance it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that's my 2025 Diamondbacks. A good, honest .500 baseball team.
Is Merril a wigger or just white trash? Can’t tell.
>Dodgers making Randy Vasquez look like a good pitcher
>>149125563It’s not about the Dodgers so much as Ohtani. He is getting the LeBron/Messi/Brady treatment.
*farts cum so hard it blows the ball over the fence*
>>149125587snell is the wigger
>>149125523I seriously doubt it's Dodger fans doing all this talking anon.
>>149125588and then Conforto of all people hit a homer after saying this
>>149125594Not a run in Coors field or PNC park
TENNIS RACKET
HE FOUND HIS TENNIS RACKET
>>149125606I'M SO SORRY
>>149125578incredibly based post
>>149125563Yankees own your sorry retarded azz
>doyerpacos gripe about Conforto in the lineup
>he literally comes through while everyone else whiffs
kino
https://x.com/MLB/status/1932909202478928259
nice
Hyeseong Kim looks like a ghost.
>theres more sneks fans than rangers fans on /mlb/
bruh
>>149125587grew up near Baltimore...
>go get a snack
>miss cumfarto actually do something positive for the dodgers
>>149125650The Rangers "fans" here are the most Fairweather fans other than the Red Sox fans.
>>149125672i mean im here but yeah you're right
we are casual as fuck i hate it
Dodgers fans just absolutely OWN this Fucking forum! We own you Cocksuckers so badly there is nothing you can do about it except bitch and complain.
>ohtan is now 0 for 3
no...
https://x.com/brownsonjacob2/status/1932896306126860451
good job ben
Ward on one of his complete ass streaks. Soler still doesn't know how to hit a baseball.
Thank god we already won the series because we are not winning this game.
He sucks I’ve been watching baseball a long time and this guy is finished.
>>149125702and this is out of the ordinary how?
No offense but Arraez is one of the most disgusting looking abominations in the league. Is he zambo? Indio?
https://x.com/DodgerBlue1958/status/1932882019073278130
>>149125722he's a ball player. and a damn good one.
>>149125722why does he look like a cube
>>149124311uhh cubby bros?? our response???
>>149125691it's like going to las vegas and talking to people from different places over there, but it turns out that the majority of them are from california too
>>149125722he's just a contact hitter
>>149125722He needs to change his hairstyle and he'd be fine.
>>149125723Stat pad against sub-.500 teams
>>149125706as if Ben gives a shit about this shitter's approval
>>149125723ANIME!!!!!!!!!
>>149125722i've said this before and i believe he's an intelligent ape who learned how to hit and field the ball
I didn't even know there was a game on and it's going exactly as predicted.
>>149125723not gamble on baseball
Mookie is already a gg caliber defensive ss
we need doro back on the field to wake these guys up
>>149125722Nico Hoerner without an elite glove and above average base running
So not Nico at all! xD
>>149125730>I’m not worried about Matt’s health. He feels fine today. He’s healthy. Never mind that the team I’m managing has a hundred pitchers on the IL and whenever I downplay a guy’s condition they mysteriously end up getting TJ or six week doctors vacation
>>149125776just for this he's going to overthrow the next ball to first base
>>149125786what he wanted to say was "he's a pitcher of very little value and we just want him to eat innings, even at the cost of his arm"
The Angels really do not want to win this game holy fuck, nobody wants to be here, nobody is trying. Nobody gives a shit
I promise you, nobody is worried about the giants.
>>149125802>stealing Bruins merchprobably just some dumb reseller
>>149125787a lot of his problems last season came from not understanding the best arm slots to throw with from different spots on the field. that's some shit I had never even knew was a thing.
>>149125818I hope he goes to prison.
LOL ANOTHER MORONJON ERROR
>>149125818Mira Panama. Where you from papi?
Padres brought out the Chicano pitcher
>>149125802>whites shopliftingWell that kinda blew my mind
>>149125815He has high value and was used in the way he was valued, and he knows exactly what his specific role is with the team
Who tf is this beaner Asada?
>>149125854they don't just commit the biggest kinds of crimes
Jintsbros, there's no way
>we
Lose this right?
>>149125855yeah fuck off, roberts!
ADELL FINALLY MAKES A PLAY
>>149125867eat my shit also ran
>>149125875I see (you)
>>149125737An anti pope Cubs fan
>>149125872Rockies starter last night had like a 8.50 ERA and 1.8 WHIP and he was locking the Jints down.
teoscar will strikeout swining at a pitch way outside or gidp
screencap this
>>149125907Thank you for the jinx
TEOOOOOOO
>>149125907Bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a47S7d5wZhw
>>149125907You're welcome for me fixing Teo
bless teo for saving freddie's legs
GET REUBEN NAMBLA OUT THERE
afternoon game doesn't count lol
>>149125957this man knows a thing or two about a thing or two
>>149125634Yankees don't own anything. In spite of out-spending every team in baseball over the last 25 seasons, the Yankees have only one World Series championship to show for it, and that came after Hal Steinbrenner ordered Brian Cashman to buy every free agent so that George Steinbrenner could see one more championship. Those free agents included CC Sabathia, AJ Burnett, Mark Teixeira, Nick Swisher, and others, to the tune of $600M in free agent spending in the 2008 off-season. What have the Yankees done in the 15 seasons since 2009? They won only five division titles. Meanwhile, the Dodgers have 12 division titles in the last 13 seasons, and the one year when they didn't win the division was the year they won 106 games.
Yankees haven't been a good franchise for 25 years now. And as long as they keep going with Brian Cashman as gm, they are never going to be good.
https://x.com/SportsNetLA/status/1932915278746431637
why is the bullpen so fucking bad?
>>149125970Yankees own your stupid fucking retarded ass
we spiritually won the series anyways because the umpball in the first game
It’s still the 6th inning calm down
>>149125981pitch Brash more often
What was wrong with Morejon? Too much changing the bullpen man, bleh. Even Vásquez was at 70 pitches....
>>149125874>>149125845this guy named NIGGA dropped one of the hottest songs i know. they should be playing this at sports games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M
>>149123720the asking price for Skenes would be monumental. a trade of that magnitude has never happened
>>14912597012 division titles and 1 ring to show for it
>Mets baseball in 90 minutes
>>149125970Making the postseason in the last 21 of 25 seasons isn’t failure though.
>>149126009he's on light duty still, and dan has no idea when to pull pitchers (who almost all suck anyway)
>>149126025Yankees fans are spoiled or poverty, whatever suites their narrative at the time.
Mr. Atkins please stop. I’m tired of winning, stop all this winning Mr. Atkins please
now would be the time to post the dryer memes
>>149126049I’m just saying you’re not really looking at the entire picture. The team is built for the regular season but not so much the postseason. Mostly because they haven’t been able to develop any pitchers for deep October runs. If they could just get reliable homegrown pitching talents they’d be fine.
KIM...? Do we need to bring in Rojas?
Trout got bailed out, holy fuck. Just taking the most hittable pitch on the planet for a strike.
Please Ward
Is Trout the least clutch super star in the sport?
>>149126124Yes.
Luckily Ward got hit because he probably wasn't doing shit either lol
>>149126124Ohtani is pretty bad with risp too especially when they’re on second
Now would be a great time to stop being complete ass Soler
ANGELS FUCK YA! GET THE BROOMS!
>>149126146THANK YOU SOLER
HALOS TIE IT
Never fear, Boogerts is here to kill the rally!
Get the fuck out of here Sears, pitch bitter next time.
lol the A's pitcher is not happy with a no decision.
>>149126158Dreyer also could have made a better pitch on a 1-2 count to a lhh
sneks complete the sweep gg mariners
>>149126065please forgive me
I underestimated how hot my seats would get, so Im taking a smoke break on the patio. Go Halos! Tied it up!
>>149126215>smoke breakick
I also learned today about the Outlet Team Store on the 400 level. Snagged this nifty 20th Anny World Champs hat for 23 bucks.
>Bogey can't hit a 92 meatball in the middle
Yeah Strider fucked his wrist. Never the same after that.
>>149126234Smoking is about as baseball as it gets, kid
>>149126102That’s all fair desu.
>>149126253THIS
THEY SHOULD SMOKE IN THE DUGOUTS AND CROWD AGAIN
Holy crap what happened to the Mariners?
>>149126263has a little bit of ass.
>>149126274it's a sweep or get swept world out there
I say that we relocate the Padres to China.
WELCOME TO THE JO SHOW A'S
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>149126263She would like the Dodgers
OK This shits over im outta here
Gg Gays
Get the FUCK out of my state Chokeland, don't make me tell you again
If I was the Orioles I would be very, veru concerned right now. My Angels are it.
>>149126235Stay out there, you not being in the stands is helping them.
>>149126306rooting for you lad
striking out ohtani is like winning the world series to poodrepacos
>Ohtani has his lowest hitting stats against the padres
>He also has like a 6 ERA against them as a pitcher
Padres OWN Ohtani
Newman 2nd hit of the inning!
>>149126235kinda want one. most of the family watched them win that one
>>149126308I know baseball fans are notoriously superstitious but we have ACTUALLY won the last four games I attended.
Platinum sombrero for Ohtani today?
>>149126335I saw a while ago there was some lady who has gone to like 20 angel home games in her life and all of them have been wins. Which is probably just a coincidence but very funny.
>>149126351he's only struck out twice, how many innings do you think this game is going to go?
>>149126365the zoomers are killing this place
>>149126406Kek! It’s kino
>>149126025>yes, our general manager spends more money than any team in baseball>but at least we make the postseason, you guysSee, that right there is why the Yankees are never going to return to their past glory. Not only is George Steinbrenner's son not a fan of baseball and never wanted to run the team, and as such he is content with letting other friends of the family run the team (Cashman, Randy Levine, Lonn Trost), but the Yankees fans have completely accepted the conditioning applied to the them by Brian Cashman to lower their expectations and accept lesser results.
In the George Steinbrenner years = "The goal every year is to win a championship"
In the Hal Steinbrenner years = "The hope is to get to the postseason but the postseason is just a crapshoot"
Alpha to beta. The Yankees organization is nothing but a country club for aging veterans. And the Yankees fans, among the most dim-witted in the country, mistake that for good roster construction.
>>149126421Again, can’t make up your mind between spoiled and poverty.
Kopech got fucked on pitches by the ump
>>149126422idiot
>>149126441can't have /nu/ until you finish your /ol/
>>149126421Did Hal have Hank killed because Hank was an actual fan of the team and George's true heir?
>Banda
>Bases loaded
It's over.
>>149126422fucking retard
>saved by the grit of his teeth again
>>149126439You really have no idea what you are talking about and you keep repeating the same idiotic thing.
The Yankees fans are not spoiled. One ship in the last 25 seasons. If you aren't at least 25 years old, you probably can't remember 2009. Even if you do, a ten year old can't possibly appreciate a championship season.
So, think about that. There are at least two entire generations of Yankees fans walking around who have never seen a championship season. That's the opposite of spoiled.
As for your other idiocy with the "poverty" nonsense, no Yankees fans cry poverty. The owner spends like no other owner, as any Yankees fan will tell you. And what Yankees fans will also tell you is that it isn't about how much you spend, it's how wisely you spend it that matters most. The Yankees haven't spent wisely in 25 years.
>>149124105wtf how is this even possible?
Altuve gets his 2300th career hit!
