Thread 149116395

>Shohei Ohtani is expected to join the Dodgers' rotation at some point next month, with a slight chance of it occuring before the All-Star break. The reason: His progress, but also, the added roster spot. He can return as a 2- to 3-inning starter.

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>>149116395 (OP)
‘Kees

doyers

holobronydoyers lost
nikkeGODdads fucking won

Is any team willing to sacrifice something to the Pirates for Cruz and Skenes just for a playoff push?

>>149123714
It's okay, the Dodgers win in their own weebslop games.

>>149116395 (OP)
Berds on the board

Jeebus Christ Cubbies get it together.

>>149123737
not with the mid-tier holos they managed to scrape up for this year, they won't

Yankees

>Jays
Opener+Long Reliever is the way to go for these spot starts. It's almost always a bad idea to risk a tough first inning with the guy that's supposed to give you length

do you guys also get a bunch of hpv ads on mlb.tv?

>>149123745
That tie doesn't match the suit at all.

>>149123795
no, but I get this ad, sometimes twice in the same break

dryers

>>149123803
Song is annoying asl

>>149123795
Depends on the broadcast I'm watching.

>>149123862
kys

>>149123815
dreyer

MADE FOR BBC

>>149123747
>Ina
>mid-tier
She's the second most popular Holo EN after Gura.

Yeah we are not sweeping

>>149123899
Dreyer's

>>149123899
>>149124005

I'm glad I don't know what nikke or hololive are.

>Plays way better than El nino caca
>Is stuck in a shit tier franchise

>>149124015
ok this is getting out of hand

>>149124015
It’s breyers god dammit!

>>149124031
i only know im@s (CG)

>>149124033
slash line?

sewers

>>149124031.
>>149124049
>mfw Yankees LoveLive night

haha based umps, keep fucking the cubs. Go Phillies

now that is going to leave a mark

We need Liberatore pitching a good game his last 2 starts were rough...

Absolute kino in St. Louis. If you're not watching this game, you're missing out.

>>149124076
You're either stuck with Liella or that live musical group no one cares about.

>>149116395 (OP)
Angels

>>149124086
why?

cubs suck lol

ruh roh, raggy

>>149124099
Last game ended 10-9 and neither pitching staff can pitch a clean inning today.

What’s the full lore behind fundieschizo?

I heard he was a padre fan who was institutionalized after a psychotic episode following 24 straight shoreless innings last October.

>>149124103
pretty based, how can anyone not like that guy?

>>149124102
Definitely has felt like that lately

>>149124090
Yeah, I'd rather have Aquors, but that time has come and gone.

I'm sick of philly fans talking shit about Bohm. He's the best 3B we've had since Scott Rolen. Stop trying to chase out first solid 3B we've had in 23 years.

It feels like Nootbaar has struck out 20 times this series

geetar tone is so locked in rn bros. cubtropolitans legend Genesis Cabrera not lookin sharp.

>>149124102
Yeah that’s why they have the 2nd best record in the national league. What an awful life you must have. I feel sorry for you, legitimately.

>>149124176
kek scuba kek

>>149124176
cram it, fungi!

>>149124141
I've noticed phillyfags do this with eagles players also
seems like it's just a thing

>>149124192
Nice add hominem. Enjoy prison stalker.

scuba steeeeve

Prison awaits, stalker child.

I thought Lauer was about to blow up

kek scuba

It's time for an early afternoon dose of
>Poodres
BAU BAU!

There is no softball on today bros :(

dave likes ben in this spot

>>149124264
pray for Ben

>sac bunt
nice

Will the Metsies be feeling GOOOOOD today?

im trying to be a betta catholic

Our Pope

Alright, this is definitely the best this Jays offence has looked since 2021. They just keep finding ways to score runs despite the pitching woes.

>>149124298
>>149124311
i like pope leo, but a white sux fan sitting on the chair of st. peter is a but too much for me

>>149124298
>>149124311
Praise be to Our Lord Jesus Christ in all things.

>>149124302
Yes.

>>149124033
If you could free the Pirates, Rockies, White Sox or A's from their shitty owner which would you pick? Id rank them

Pirates
Rockies
A's (A's would be higher if the damage wasn't already done)
White Sox (Im a Sox fan so im putting them 4th to offset bias)

Holy shit Ernie

>>149124311
THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE CHRISTIANS IN THE BACK

JUST LOOK AT THEM

Why show replays of a home run.
Who want to see that shit

sneks

>>149124481
Some brown worked hard on that graphic. Perfect fonts

>>149124453
I pick the Angels because Mike Trout deserves to play in the playoffs before he retires.

>>149124512
He has played in the playoffs. He got one hit

>4.1 IP, 2 ER
Good enough from Lauer

>bullpen game
Gg padres. Fuck Dave Roberts

I think the DOYERS should win!

I think the DOYERS should lose!

I think you're ALL faggots!

>>149124646
that's not nice

>>149124646
but im not a ______ fan

>>149124646
cool it with the bigotry, this is a vtuber safe space

Time for his debut

Patkees got Stro and Stanton today.

I believe in Ben Casparius

let's keep it dodger related, people

I don't believe in Ben Casparius

I believe you're all cunts

ITFDB

START THE DAMN BALLGAME BEFORE I PISS MESELF

>>149124474
What are they scheming up?

Doggies gonna win today

more like Craparius kek

>>149124474
Shut up protesticle

Dog em

Ernie Clement has played 1B, 2B, SS, and 3B this series

sex with kirsten

Gentlemen, Conforto is back.

>>149124747
This but with men

Why did the Angels trade for Lamonte Wade Jr if they're not going to play him?

>dicking off at work with an hour before I clock out
>discover that >my team already playing today and is off tomorrow
Now what the fuck am I supposed to do?

It's time for Dodger baseball!

Stro retires the side with ten pitches

strikeoutani

What’s the qrd on pigroach?

>>149124797
I remain skeptical.

dodgers have a knack(no pun intended) for making shitter pitchers look like cy young contenders

A STANTONIAN BLAST TARNISHES THE 16-YEAR OLDS PERFECT RECORD 1-0 SOMERSET

freddie :(

>>149124785
read a book outside in this gorgeous summer weather

I said I believed in you Ben, don't make me look foolish!

>>149124785
3.5 drinks and a hoagie from da wawa

Faggy Mike on the horizon (may return by Friday VS Boston)

>>149124832
he might accidentally step on a needle in junkidelphia

>Ernie hits into a double play
>gets caught stealing in the same inning
If he did that in April he'd be getting DFA'd by the week's end kek

Ben Asparagus

Freddie Freeman is a consensus future HOFer right? I mean his numbers speak for themselves leaving little doubt.

Ben hasn't thrown a single strike.

>>149124873
first ballot, yes.

>>149124873
No ifs and buts with him, he's getting in

>>149124892
you sure about that?

Ben GOATsparius!

It's the middle of the workday, why are they so many dodgerfans posting about them?

Edgar Martinez is a final ballot HOFer

>>149124924
lunch time, have a call in an hour, also I work remote.

Are we seeing more of this Bullshit today?

>>149124931
No you are!

>>149124924
maybe because they happen to be playing right now perhaps?

>>149124924
posting from my office

>>149124938
I know you are but what am I?

my barfs won a series :)
gg broors

Candelita:)

singles and muncy goes yard

>>149124949
So dodger fans don't have jobs?

that funky muncy

>>149124991
Is that the name of a buffet or something?

I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.

max muncy is fat

mexican food before the dodger game

>>149125007
we love our chunky muncy

>>149125003
would you rather be working or posting about your favourite team? Answer honestly

>>149125018
I want to eat a good ass Mexican burrito. A big girthy burrito. Any recommendations?

Andy P!

pages

>>149125013
No he isn't?

Cmon Conforto!

PANDY
PANDY
PANDY!

>cumfarto
inning over

>>149125051
He looks like Whit Merrifield

cumfarto

>>149125030
Working because it's the middle of the day on a Wednesday and if you're not working right now it probably means you don't have a job and are a leech on society.

kek RISPgers

who the FUCK gave Comforto a bat

>>149125041
el taurino

dodgers refusing to admit the cumfarto signing was a terrible decision

>>149125080
I actually quit my job recently. Don't need the money anymore

>>149125101
it's just the GM being a dickhead

>>149125101
no, i admit it
HE NEEDS A TENNIS RACKET
A TENNIS RACKET

>>149125104
If that's true then congrats.

>>149125117
not you, the organization!

>>149125030
I wish I never found this godforsaken thread, I'd work in a coal mine if it meant I never did

i feel good about this game, dodgerlovers

PANDY
!

c'mon poodres wtf

DON'T RUN ON ANDY P BITCHES

GOT 'EM

ANDY PAGES!

How can Sheets be that slow? Pathetic.

why would you wave around a ball that was in shallow center field?

yerrrrrrr out

>beg gagsparious
Idk doggie doos, looks like he’s choking

Jays are elite (also clutch) :)

I LOVE ANDY PAGES ( and tommy edman)

Nice save

sguba geg

pages is one ugly motherfucker

Not looking good.

We out chea

>>149125167
I'm not used to this feeling

>maldonado
don't worry doggies, nothing is gonna happen

>bases loaded already
Bullpen goes BRRRRRT

>>149125192
he's a goblin but goddamn can he play ball

>keep calm and hate the dodgers shirt
oof

>>149125199
Based angels anon

just throw strikes

wtf Casparius

>>149125206
indeed.

doggie do 'em

Casparius shitting the bed

He’s gonna walk in a run kek!

yeah this fucker is shook

imagine walking an easy out like maldy

ty troontis

crisis averted

I don’t understand why MLB pitchers can’t throw strikes and always have to get cute. Maldonado sucks. Just throw three fastballs down the middle if he hits it good on him. That dude threw a bunch of meme sweepers for balls and walked probably the worst bat in the league with the bases loaded. Just throw fucking strikes bro fuck nu-pitchers.

>>149125199
How's the hotdog?

>>149125235
STFU Moco-chan

>asparagus
:DD

Pitcher whisperer Heiny

RISPniño

>>149125242
I'M MAD TOO
PAGES DID SOMETHING REALLY GOOD AND NOW THIS

Kek doggie doos

>>149125242
>if he hits it good on him.
Yeah uhh.. we don't want that to happen though.

>>149125235
>>149125246
Both of you kys

>Nikke Night was 24 hours ago
Take me back to yesterday.

>>149125242
you don't know the first thing about what it takes to pitch at that level stfu

>>149125235
>>149125246
BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP, KIM JUST GOT HIT

Thigh-seong Kim

>>149125262
Neither do they it seems

>>149125259
me too....

Woo is gonna throw a CGSO against my sneks at this rate

LET'S GOOOO KIM

BIG FLY(OUT) OHTANI-SAN

My Angels do not want to win this game.

fuck off vtumors

Dookie butts kek

Pope Leo XIV, a Chicago native, stuns in a White Sox cap.

freddie :(

See what happens when you just throw fastballs in the zone and challenge the hitter to hit it? Even the best guys like Ohtani and Betts still fuck up over 2/3rds of the time. But Casparius too big brained to throw a fastball to Maldonado? Better to give a free run? Make it make sense.

>>149125300
>>149125311
Kyle Teel is God's chosen prospect...

>Ernie switches pants with Bowden Francis
>proceeds to hurt his knee
Francis has brought a curse upon him

Muncy is fast unlike Muncy

are the jays' bats even stoppable at this point?

we need more umpcam

Nice job Little, didn't back down

Muncy is fat unlike Muncy

please be okay Ernie

berds

leave max muncy alone

>>149125394
Which one?

fat munchy

>>149125330
>>149125361
>>149125405
mildly amusing, I'll allow it, please keep it fresh and don't overuse thoughever

>>149125352
it's only fun when the ump is bad

Pig roach is such an embarrassment. Junetani isn’t happening anymore and the homers he does hit barely clear the fence when they used to be no doubters
700M god of the sport everybody! Even MLB has started to dial back the glazing lmfao. They realized they were turning people against him and, more importantly, he can’t live up to it

this is a max muncy (lad) genny

>Teo broke the umpcam
Now this ump can power trip as much as he wants, like a police officer turning his bodycam off

At least these guys can work the count and drive up the number of pitches..

>>149125433
Manfred told him to stop fucking around and start pitching again or he’s gonna reveal the truth about Ippei. The league is getting sick of his shit. They spent too much money forcing this meme for him to just get fat and hit his scripted HRs and nothing else.

If it were me, I think I'd want Max Muncy on my team over Max Muncy, you know what I mean?

Linguica dog, Dijon, Vidalias, Jalapeños, Sauerkraut

>Ohtani starts trying to pitch again
>all his offensive stats fall off a cliff
By the end of July he's going to be a mid-low .200s hitter

GENO SLAM

GENO GRAND SALAMI

Fuck you Ward

>>149125433
MLB actually did tone it down, but that's because he's just been getting hits lately

Hello oomfies, I just woke up like 20 mins ago. How's everyone today.

>>149125489
>I just woke up like 20 mins ago.
faggot

feeling pretty sweepy, time for a nap. GG's berds

And that's a sweep! GG Red Berds

>>149125454
He can’t even hit the scripted HRs anymore that’s the problem.

GOATsparius

>>149125493
it's already happening, he was a .300 hitter at the beginning of the month and now he's in the .280s

Have Dodgerfans never heard of a slump? Jesus Christ you guys are whiny

>>149125485
That shit ended up mattering too, fuck you Ward

>gavin lux is gone from the dodgers
>they can't do tacos gavinlux collab anymore with tacos gavilan
i miss him...

>>149125523
>thinking a fan would use the pig roach meme started by 5ch antis

>>149125523
lmao it's called "baseball discussion"

>>149125523
They’re now on the same tier as Yankees fans. The Dodgers are never bad, it’s so easy to be a fan of the team and that attracts a ton of casual fans.
The entire fanbase is so spoiled they bitch and cry about the McCourt years like they lost 100+ games for 8 straight years.

>>149125523
r/Dodgers is that way

This is a good, honest .500 baseball team. We play .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio baseball. We lose a couple, guess what? We'll win a couple, too. But don't get too excited or let it go to your head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working everyman team doesn't have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, will balance it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that's my 2025 Diamondbacks. A good, honest .500 baseball team.

Is Merril a wigger or just white trash? Can’t tell.

>>149125563
It’s not about the Dodgers so much as Ohtani. He is getting the LeBron/Messi/Brady treatment.

CONFORTO DID SOMETHING

CONFORTO BOMBERINO

*farts cum so hard it blows the ball over the fence*

>>149125587
snell is the wigger

COMFY-TO!

>>149125523
I seriously doubt it's Dodger fans doing all this talking anon.

APOLOGIZE

>>149125588
and then Conforto of all people hit a homer after saying this

>>149125587
why noy both

>>149125594
Not a run in Coors field or PNC park

TENNIS RACKET

HE FOUND HIS TENNIS RACKET

>>149125606
I'M SO SORRY

>>149125578
incredibly based post

>>149125563
Yankees own your sorry retarded azz

>doyerpacos gripe about Conforto in the lineup
>he literally comes through while everyone else whiffs
kino

>>149125523
Cram 'em!

https://x.com/MLB/status/1932909202478928259
nice

Hyeseong Kim looks like a ghost.

>theres more sneks fans than rangers fans on /mlb/
bruh

*gulps*

>>149125587
grew up near Baltimore...

>go get a snack
>miss cumfarto actually do something positive for the dodgers

>>149125650
The Rangers "fans" here are the most Fairweather fans other than the Red Sox fans.

Here comes pig roach 0-3

>>149125672
i mean im here but yeah you're right
we are casual as fuck i hate it

Dodgers fans just absolutely OWN this Fucking forum! We own you Cocksuckers so badly there is nothing you can do about it except bitch and complain.

>ohtan is now 0 for 3
no...

https://x.com/brownsonjacob2/status/1932896306126860451
good job ben

Embarrassing

Ward on one of his complete ass streaks. Soler still doesn't know how to hit a baseball.
Thank god we already won the series because we are not winning this game.

He sucks I’ve been watching baseball a long time and this guy is finished.

>>149125702
and this is out of the ordinary how?

No offense but Arraez is one of the most disgusting looking abominations in the league. Is he zambo? Indio?

what does Ohtani do?

>>149125722
he's a ball player. and a damn good one.

>>149125722
why does he look like a cube

>>149124311
uhh cubby bros?? our response???

>>149125691
it's like going to las vegas and talking to people from different places over there, but it turns out that the majority of them are from california too

>>149125722
he's just a contact hitter

>>149125722
He needs to change his hairstyle and he'd be fine.

>>149125723
Stat pad against sub-.500 teams

>>149125706
as if Ben gives a shit about this shitter's approval

>>149125723
ANIME!!!!!!!!!

>>149125722
i've said this before and i believe he's an intelligent ape who learned how to hit and field the ball

I didn't even know there was a game on and it's going exactly as predicted.

>>149125723
not gamble on baseball

AIIIIIYEEE

Mookie is already a gg caliber defensive ss

we need doro back on the field to wake these guys up

Dookie Butts

>>149125722
Nico Hoerner without an elite glove and above average base running
So not Nico at all! xD

>>149125730
>I’m not worried about Matt’s health. He feels fine today. He’s healthy. Never mind that the team I’m managing has a hundred pitchers on the IL and whenever I downplay a guy’s condition they mysteriously end up getting TJ or six week doctors vacation

>>149125776
just for this he's going to overthrow the next ball to first base

Monkey Bats

Scumbags.

>>149125802
Dying out

>>149125786
what he wanted to say was "he's a pitcher of very little value and we just want him to eat innings, even at the cost of his arm"

The Angels really do not want to win this game holy fuck, nobody wants to be here, nobody is trying. Nobody gives a shit

I promise you, nobody is worried about the giants.

>>149125802
>stealing Bruins merch
probably just some dumb reseller

moogy betts

>>149125787
a lot of his problems last season came from not understanding the best arm slots to throw with from different spots on the field. that's some shit I had never even knew was a thing.

YOU FUCKING MOREJON

>>149125818
I hope he goes to prison.

LOL ANOTHER MORONJON ERROR

>>149125818
Mira Panama. Where you from papi?

Padres brought out the Chicano pitcher

>>149125802

>whites shoplifting

Well that kinda blew my mind

>>149125815
He has high value and was used in the way he was valued, and he knows exactly what his specific role is with the team

>>149125855
Fuck off Dave

Who tf is this beaner Asada?

>>149125854
they don't just commit the biggest kinds of crimes

Jintsbros, there's no way
>we
Lose this right?

>>149125845
the jungle

>>149125855
yeah fuck off, roberts!

ADELL FINALLY MAKES A PLAY

>>149125867
eat my shit also ran
>>149125875
I see (you)

>>149125737
An anti pope Cubs fan

>>149125872
Rockies starter last night had like a 8.50 ERA and 1.8 WHIP and he was locking the Jints down.

>>149125874
based if true

>>149125874
Lmao

teoscar will strikeout swining at a pitch way outside or gidp

screencap this

TEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

>>149125907
Nope.

TEO

>>149125907
Thank you for the jinx

pooooooooooooodres

TEOOOOOOO

>>149125907
Bitch

TEO
TEO
TEO

T
E
O
S
C
A
R

>>149125907
KEK

TEO DOES A THING

Poodre bros.....

>Poodres
BAU BAU

that funky muncy

>>149125907
You're welcome for me fixing Teo

>estrada
Every time

bless teo for saving freddie's legs

YEAH

BAU BAU

GET REUBEN NAMBLA OUT THERE

afternoon game doesn't count lol

>>149125963
cope

>>149125957
this man knows a thing or two about a thing or two

>>149125634
Yankees don't own anything. In spite of out-spending every team in baseball over the last 25 seasons, the Yankees have only one World Series championship to show for it, and that came after Hal Steinbrenner ordered Brian Cashman to buy every free agent so that George Steinbrenner could see one more championship. Those free agents included CC Sabathia, AJ Burnett, Mark Teixeira, Nick Swisher, and others, to the tune of $600M in free agent spending in the 2008 off-season. What have the Yankees done in the 15 seasons since 2009? They won only five division titles. Meanwhile, the Dodgers have 12 division titles in the last 13 seasons, and the one year when they didn't win the division was the year they won 106 games.

Yankees haven't been a good franchise for 25 years now. And as long as they keep going with Brian Cashman as gm, they are never going to be good.

Neto!

why is the bullpen so fucking bad?

>>149125970
Yankees own your stupid fucking retarded ass

we spiritually won the series anyways because the umpball in the first game

It’s still the 6th inning calm down

>>149125981
pitch Brash more often

What was wrong with Morejon? Too much changing the bullpen man, bleh. Even Vásquez was at 70 pitches....

>>149125874
>>149125845
this guy named NIGGA dropped one of the hottest songs i know. they should be playing this at sports games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Q17EsvN5M

>>149123720
the asking price for Skenes would be monumental. a trade of that magnitude has never happened

>>149125970
12 division titles and 1 ring to show for it

>>149125970
Making the postseason in the last 21 of 25 seasons isn’t failure though.

Trout about to gidp

>>149126009
he's on light duty still, and dan has no idea when to pull pitchers (who almost all suck anyway)

>>149126025
Yankees fans are spoiled or poverty, whatever suites their narrative at the time.

Mr. Atkins please stop. I’m tired of winning, stop all this winning Mr. Atkins please

now would be the time to post the dryer memes

>>149126049
>suites

Dreyer no

>>149123815
>>149123899
>>149124005
>>149124015
DRY 'EM UP, JACK

>>149126049
I’m just saying you’re not really looking at the entire picture. The team is built for the regular season but not so much the postseason. Mostly because they haven’t been able to develop any pitchers for deep October runs. If they could just get reliable homegrown pitching talents they’d be fine.

Kim fears Machimpo

KIM...? Do we need to bring in Rojas?

Trout got bailed out, holy fuck. Just taking the most hittable pitch on the planet for a strike.
Please Ward

Is Trout the least clutch super star in the sport?

>>149126124
Yes.
Luckily Ward got hit because he probably wasn't doing shit either lol

>>149126124
Ohtani is pretty bad with risp too especially when they’re on second

Now would be a great time to stop being complete ass Soler

That one is on Kim.

ANGELS FUCK YA! GET THE BROOMS!

>>149126146
THANK YOU SOLER
HALOS TIE IT

Never fear, Boogerts is here to kill the rally!

Get the fuck out of here Sears, pitch bitter next time.

lol the A's pitcher is not happy with a no decision.

>>149126158
Dreyer also could have made a better pitch on a 1-2 count to a lhh

sneks complete the sweep gg mariners

>putting in Yates now
Nah

>>149126065
please forgive me

>>149126190
you tell 'em

I underestimated how hot my seats would get, so Im taking a smoke break on the patio. Go Halos! Tied it up!

GG M's

One batter until 04tani

>>149126215
>smoke break
ick

I also learned today about the Outlet Team Store on the 400 level. Snagged this nifty 20th Anny World Champs hat for 23 bucks.

d'ARNAUD!!!!

>Bogey can't hit a 92 meatball in the middle

Yeah Strider fucked his wrist. Never the same after that.

>>149126078
nice

>>149126234
Smoking is about as baseball as it gets, kid

>>149126235
Nice.

>>149126235
nice

LGM

>>149126102
That’s all fair desu.

>>149126253
THIS
THEY SHOULD SMOKE IN THE DUGOUTS AND CROWD AGAIN

Holy crap what happened to the Mariners?

>>149126263
has a little bit of ass.

>>149126274
it's a sweep or get swept world out there

I say that we relocate the Padres to China.

WELCOME TO THE JO SHOW A'S
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149126263
She would like the Dodgers

OK This shits over im outta here
Gg Gays
Get the FUCK out of my state Chokeland, don't make me tell you again
If I was the Orioles I would be very, veru concerned right now. My Angels are it.

>>149126235
Stay out there, you not being in the stands is helping them.

>pig roach
Sad

>>149126306
rooting for you lad

striking out ohtani is like winning the world series to poodrepacos

>Ohtani has his lowest hitting stats against the padres
>He also has like a 6 ERA against them as a pitcher
Padres OWN Ohtani

Newman 2nd hit of the inning!

>>149126235
kinda want one. most of the family watched them win that one

mookie slap!

>>149126308
I know baseball fans are notoriously superstitious but we have ACTUALLY won the last four games I attended.

>0-4tani
kek

Platinum sombrero for Ohtani today?

>>149126335
I saw a while ago there was some lady who has gone to like 20 angel home games in her life and all of them have been wins. Which is probably just a coincidence but very funny.

>>149126351
he's only struck out twice, how many innings do you think this game is going to go?

>>149126365
the zoomers are killing this place

>>149126385
mayo monkeys*

>>149126406
Kek! It’s kino

>>149126025
>yes, our general manager spends more money than any team in baseball
>but at least we make the postseason, you guys

See, that right there is why the Yankees are never going to return to their past glory. Not only is George Steinbrenner's son not a fan of baseball and never wanted to run the team, and as such he is content with letting other friends of the family run the team (Cashman, Randy Levine, Lonn Trost), but the Yankees fans have completely accepted the conditioning applied to the them by Brian Cashman to lower their expectations and accept lesser results.

In the George Steinbrenner years = "The goal every year is to win a championship"

In the Hal Steinbrenner years = "The hope is to get to the postseason but the postseason is just a crapshoot"

Alpha to beta. The Yankees organization is nothing but a country club for aging veterans. And the Yankees fans, among the most dim-witted in the country, mistake that for good roster construction.

>early
NU
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>>149126422
imbecile

>>149126422
Fucking idiot

>>149126422
faggot

>>149126421
Again, can’t make up your mind between spoiled and poverty.

sry I need nu

Kopech got fucked on pitches by the ump
>>149126422
idiot

>>149126441
can't have /nu/ until you finish your /ol/

ffs Kopech

>>149126421
Did Hal have Hank killed because Hank was an actual fan of the team and George's true heir?

>Kopecker
kek

>Banda
>Bases loaded
It's over.

>>149126422
fucking retard

>>149126439
You really have no idea what you are talking about and you keep repeating the same idiotic thing.

The Yankees fans are not spoiled. One ship in the last 25 seasons. If you aren't at least 25 years old, you probably can't remember 2009. Even if you do, a ten year old can't possibly appreciate a championship season.

So, think about that. There are at least two entire generations of Yankees fans walking around who have never seen a championship season. That's the opposite of spoiled.

As for your other idiocy with the "poverty" nonsense, no Yankees fans cry poverty. The owner spends like no other owner, as any Yankees fan will tell you. And what Yankees fans will also tell you is that it isn't about how much you spend, it's how wisely you spend it that matters most. The Yankees haven't spent wisely in 25 years.

>500
we need nu (again)

>>149124105
wtf how is this even possible?

Altuve gets his 2300th career hit!