Australia 94/4 vs South Africa

Smith 45*
Rabada 2/28 (10)
Marco Jansen 2/35 (11)

Streams:
>Amazon Prime
>cricstream

YFO

No Steak
No Golf

Love me steak
Love me golf

i'll take any woman commentator over mark fucking nicholas.

>>149119404
Bouldering and Reddit, am i right?

sleep is the greatest pastime

golf and light beer is for poofta's

>>149119417
love sleep, me

*enters thread*

>>149119389 (OP)
Webster 8 n.o. He's building it slowly.

>>149119389 (OP)
>info in the OP
based /nrl/chad dabbing on gayfl customers

>work with the slope
I didn't know South Africa had any asians in their team.

someone tell me what happened to kez from we cricket

South Africa on the ropes here

Fucken cricket aye

I'm an alcoholic

>>149119423
has she done anything since conspiring to embarrass her nation and deny actually talented people a place at the Olympics?

>>149119418
this but pakistanis

snooker isn't a sport
neither is darts nor golf nor f1
neither is redditering

>>149119434
Kekw

>>149119449
>snooker isn't a sport
may well be true but /147/ is a good general

HUNDRED UP BOYS

S M O T H

>half a block of choccy

quite like the darts actually

>>149119400
Do what Papist Jack Fingleton did? Didn't works and got dabbed on by Bradman as a result
https://youtu.be/jDXtXcNGuZE

could this be the thread where micksperg finally produces a funny post???
(spoiler: no)

>>149119444
Yes an independent theatre tried to put on a small production about her and she sued them into bankruptcy she also tried to start a social media company she is now back at Macquarie Uni working as an academic

>>149119422
i do but i struggle my doctor prescribed me melatonin after i asked for it but they are only 2mg slow release so i gotta take a few, $30 for a 30 pack btw such a joke.

>Final of the 2nd biggest sport on Earth
>Held between two countries who regard it as their third biggest sport
>In a country that regards it as like their seventh

lmao micksperg has mentally rekt spacky

>>149119466
is micksperg in the room with us right now?

>>149119466
No but Steven May

Come on Aussie Come on, Come on
Come on Aussie Come on
>Come on Aussie Come on, Come on
>Come on Aussie Come on
Come on Aussie Come on, Come on
Come on Aussie Come on

>>149119479
Where else would you want it played?

>the bat
>the grip
>the daily drive

Crazy how bad this Australia team will be when Smith, Cummins, Hazlewood, and Lyon retire

Absolutely no young talent worth mentioning whatsoever

When Cam Green is the best of the generation, you know you're in trouble

>>149119476
i can get to sleep easy enough, it's staying asleep that's the issue

>>149119479
And we wouldn’t have it any other way

June 11-15
thought this fucker was meant to be 6 days

>>149119489
Cricket Island

>>149119489
that ground in pakistan where teams score 600+ every innings

>>149119479
>t. brown

>>149119498
6th day is back up day for rain

What did I have for lunch, you ask? Scrambled eggs on toast with spring onions and a garnish of homemade pea and avocado guacamole, plus a light drizzling of sriracha

>>149119493
the greek kid is going to become matthew hayden 2.0 mate, relax

I mentioned food science I said the indians in general because of their low protein diet due to their religious views they have in effect stunted their growth and speculated it could have hampered their cognitive ability. It may also hamper their biomechanics.

You are now desperately coping saying because 7% of the population eats beef and that my theory is incorrect due to that.

I'm now saying that is not statistically significant enough to disprove my theory.

My p value for this is 0.1 if we are speaking in epidemiological terms?

What that means is over 10% of the population has to eat beef for my hypothesis to be incorrect and the 7% value is not statistically significant enough to disprove my theory.

crazy how chris gayle's visa was cancelled for flirting with a female reporter

>>149119496
If this match was held on the Ind/Pak border between two countries that actually care about this spoort there'd be a literal nuclear war

>>149119500
based uzzie

How much should we get to bowl SA out twice? 150?

>>149119506
>p hacking on 4chan
kek bless us maye

if I were a bowler I would simply not bowl no balls.

>>149119504
How did you make the pea?

Ngidi has probably been the pick of the bowlers thus far, objectively speaking

>>149119495
yeah same and melatonin helps that but for some reason its not over the counter in this godforsaken cuntry, i have ordered some from china but i doubt it even gets through.

>>149119507
Chris loved that because he got to sue all the Australian media outlets that shat on him for slander and made millions out of it.

>>149119518
could probably declare now desu

>>149119524
Went to Lidl and bought a bag of frozen peas (£0.99 for 1kg)

Every time I go out I always end up fucking a fat chick, when I know I can do better

>>149119523
nice double negative

>>149119493
>he doesn't know about the 150km+ thunderbolt merchants coming through at the moment
get ready for a broken fucking arm m8

I'm not spacky b, I'm just a humble anonymous observer who realises how bad a poster micksperg is

>>149119521
if he thinks my theory is incorrect then that's even worse i'm just saying indian's have a poor diet if theirs some other issue then it could be a genetic issue which opens up an even worse can of worms

>>149119535
I wanted to avoid too much hubris and make it look like a competition.

>>149119545
>they've been saying this for the last 40 years since Lille and Thompson retired

>>149119524
drink a lot then store it in the bladder mate haha

garn bed

>>149119560
nighty night

>>149119506
The percentage of the population is irrelevant when there is significant population that doesn't not eat beef. We should see also a disproportionate ratio of beef to not beef eaters in professional sports, we do not find this to be the case. Stick your p value up your bum mate

>>149119558

>>149119545
you lot gave us the same spiel about meredith

>>149119570
see>>149119549
I was giving you an out rangoosh but now you've walked into an even bigger can of worms

Is ScoBo gonna get a bowl?

shouldn't have held it in england purely for the fact that >our crowds are now so used to dynamic bazball and are probably being put to sleep by this dire aus batting '''''''performance''''''''

>>149119549
The other thing is that Indians are actually good at cricket, there's no need to even theorize why they aren't good because they actually are

Who else here eats flesh?

>>149119577
>le one series man

>>149119579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JM7i9oDL4E

>>149119580
You should try reading my posts, in full, and if you need clarification I'll do my best

>>149119585
only in the form of the humble Ham Sandwich

>jeets
>good at cricket
not sure this is true desu. 1b people and unlimited money with them using all the opportunities of pay to win they can and they've still hardly won anything

>>149119543
not a double negative

>>149119592
nasty for sure
but isn't he out of contention for the baggy green nowadays

>>149119597
You should try watching cricket some of the best players I've ever seen are Indians

>AHHH SMITH SAVE US
Seen this one before, yet will watch it every time, pure kino

>>149119577
>woooow muh heckin aussie legend mate what a hero because he bowled some bouncers for 2 games in a row once
>noooo, don't talk about him bowling to the left and right. t-that was different

SLUGGA
L
U
G
G
A

>>149119610
It's my favourite episode

>>149119607
as a percentage of population, Indians are piss poor at Cricket

>>149119597
not to mention they got whitewashed at home by a team who prior to this had only won 2 away matches since the WTC was started

>>149119585
I do, but only the finest cuts of long pork for me.

>>149119577
>bitchwide bowlshit

kek these pozzies for real?
nobody called meredith is making it as a fast bowler
>what a generation of naming your children mitch does to a country

>>149119613
I assume you've had a bit of an oopsy and got mixed up. You can't be talking about the guy who ended Trott's career right?

>>149119583
>>149119593
per capita indians are extremely poor at cricket but are you suggesting that even if indian's had the same diet as anglo's they'd still be bad at cricket what do you hypothesize is the reason for that? i can only think of a few things but i'd rather you enlighten me with your hypotheses

>Population Size: India has over 1.4 billion people, while Australia has around 26 million. This means Australia produces more top-tier cricketers per capita.

>>149119620
We've discussed on this board many times why overall population is not indicative to sporting prowess and yet here we are again it seems it's a common misconception. Where to begin?

Crazy how India have had billions and billions of cricket-mad blokes across the last century, but have only managed to produce one good fast bowler (Bumrah), and even he has to chuck it to be any good

>>149119633
per capita is (almost) totally irrelevant. If it is relevant perhaps you can explain why

>>149119620
If any non-jeet country dedicated as many resources and as much fanaticism to cricket as India does, they would dominate it.

>>149119641
mad innit

not a fan of renaming /cric/ to /wtc/
very new zealandish behaviour

>>149119641
Yikes

>>149119658
It's just a whippy action anon, stop being racist.

Lancashire being cringe on socials lads

>>149119655
Yeah I'm a Kiwi

>>149119644
ok i'll put it in real simple terms
by all cricketing metrics Australia is better at cricket than India.
Won more international tournaments etc...
But we only have a population of 26 million.

India on the other hand has a population of 1.4 billion and has much less success.

Now I said it was due to their diet being poor which you refute (not based on statistics though)

So now I ask the question which you ignored in my previous post if India's failures at cricket isn't due to poor diet then what is it?

>>149119664
gastro

for all the cazzies here for this game only, friendly reminder that we have a line limit here (3 lines or less aka 3lol)

>>149119648
>hypothetically

If we go back to the per capita angle we could compare the degree of investment in India with any other test nation and it's not going to be higher. If you're in Australia you can see cricket clubs with junior cricket teams and cricket at schools as well and there's a quality of investment not only in the availability but also the quality not only of the facilities and equipment but also the coaching

>>149119672
tldr m80

>>149119672
I suspect you might mean "fewer", rather than "less"? Lines are countable entities

>>149119641
It’s pretty fucked aye. Granted the infrastructure and facilities that the average kid has access to there is shit compared to Aus, NZ or England, but there are still at least a hundred million people there who have access to better cricket facilities and coaching than any kid here has. The fact they don’t dominate cricket on the field should embarrass them

>>149119664
India aren't failing at cricket lmao they're basically one of the elite countries. This argument started about why Indians in Australia aren't getting into the Aussie team

>>149119671
this has legs it could be poor hygiene and sanitation

India's poor hygiene and sanitation have significant health consequences, particularly in rural areas and urban slums. Some of the major effects include:
Health Impacts of Poor Hygiene in India
- Diarrheal Diseases – Contaminated water and inadequate sanitation contribute to nearly 100,000 child deaths annually from diarrhea.
- Malnutrition & Stunted Growth – Frequent infections from poor hygiene weaken children's ability to absorb nutrients, leading to stunted growth and malnutrition.
- Neonatal & Maternal Mortality – Poor sanitation in health facilities increases the risk of sepsis, contributing to 15% of neonatal deaths and 11% of maternal deaths.
- Waterborne Diseases – Cholera, typhoid, and hepatitis A spread due to unsafe drinking water and poor sanitation.
- Parasitic Infections – Open defecation and contaminated environments expose people to intestinal parasites, causing anemia and other health issues.
- Respiratory Illnesses – Poor waste management and air pollution contribute to respiratory infections, especially in densely populated areas.
India has made progress in sanitation through initiatives like the Swachh Bharat Mission, but challenges remain in sustaining hygiene practices.


> Malnutrition & Stunted Growth
>Stunted Growth

that could be it all the infections could stunt their growth and that's why they are smaller?

>>149119689
less is more

>>149119658
never tested btw
nothing suspicious sir

3 words or

Who you going for engbros?

>>149119697
>This argument started about why Indians in Australia aren't getting into the Aussie team
Yes and i'm speculating as to the reason of that.

Why Indian's aren't good enough to make it into the Australian team.

I just broke down in years, I'm just so said all the time

>>149119715
micksperg is this one of yours?

>>149119715
so what

>>149119715
LOL'd

>>149119725
oh boy we got a live one here

webster and smudge get double hundreds here

Tell me how you really feel

I'll kill myself

shit review

If India is so good at cricket why are (You) an Indian living in Ireland?

>>149119715
thats a weird thing for all the time to say

>>149119738
he thinks he's a poet, he's sad all the time

poo
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