Thread 149119720

Aints vs Bullflogs
7:30pm - Marvel Stadium

Previous >>149105420

I would like to see more of Bailey Smith's sister.

iggs

>>149119739
scary that's not his sister right?

>>149119578
You'd easily win as you've probably consumed so much of it from goyslop that you've acquired a taste for it.

>>149119739
nice
>fake tan
>fake teeth
>fake lips
>fake tits
>fake hair
>fake brows
>fake lashes
>fake nails
>fake botox skin
>fake personality
still would though

>>149119843
sounds like baz with tits

>thursday night footy
>on wednesday

>>149119739
She looks like a female version of Bailey

>>149119739
this is who nick daicos should be banging and having kids with

Got a waft of shit as soon as I got 5 posts down, lads.

>>149119945
What have you got against this post >>149119843
?

>>149119926
Thoughts on Josh Daicos' misso?

>>149119976
Kek

>>149119991
not bad 7/10 imo

>>149119843
that is every single female in this country

>>149120033
based pig slayer

it was so based how trump ended taylor swift's career

>>149120131
how so, and did he though? i'm thinking she could pruhform at the afl grand final pre-game pruhformance one year

>>149119739
>Smith.. SMITH!!

I'll die tonight.... I'll throw myself to my death

go on then big fella

>>149119843
Get a load of this guy describing women.

I'll KILL myself

who is going to watch a game between these two shitters exactly?

SA 3/38 by stumps

Bit sad The Project died the way it did. But I see the plebocracy is gleefully running its hands at its downfall. What a pathetic bunch of apexists they are.

>>149121194
So true.

>>149121194
schadenfreude

>>149121246
And the irony is that the decline of FTA is one of the biggest contributors to the rise in cost of living.

>>149121292
Humbly agree I've documented the price gouging of kayo.

Bit sick of this fakeguts bit

2025 Brownlow Medallist Ed Richards

not excise, not decades of ridiculous "service economy" policy shit, not having a revolving door of sydney bankster fuckheads and fabian retards for sixty years, not killing any chance of value adding to anything we dig up by importing foreign scabs, not classing fucking housing as a speculative asset with tax breaks, not going massive on super and killing any appetite for actual investment in local productive industries. nah fucken the project getting taken behind the shed, that's why everything is unbelievably expensive.

2025 All Australian vice-capain Hugh McCluggage

Early morning prostate probing.

Good morning alf

Go back to bed m8

>>149126005
If you insist haha let me boss know its ok with you

>>149126142
I can sign a stat dec for you, lad.

gma

Mickhead had another unhinged /pol/ rant last night

Second 'fee of the day. Reckon I'll have a nap soon.

Uhhh lads? Brian Wilson died, no more Beach Boys...

More like the corpse boys

Congratulations to Garry Lyon on entering the AFL Hall of Fame!
>inb4 le grass cudder xD xD

>>149127402
Best player I've seen in my wife. I mean life.

I really can't stand the stench of shit in here.

>>149127472
Might help if you washed the pyjamas you've been wearing for a week mate.

@149127527
might help if you washed those cox before putting em down back fatguts

>>149119883
Baz is natty

>>149127322
Wouldn't it be nice he were living

>>149127619
"Bazlenka" is fake as fuck.

fucking hell the sun is low this time of year

Can that anon from the other day please tell me how to perfectly soft boil an egg

>Gaz
>Gaz (jr)
>Gaz (Rohan)
>Jez
>Baz
do geelong really?

>>149127817
not him, but
>put about 1.5cm depth of water in a pot
>put on stove
>wait for it to get to a rolling boil
>put eggs in the boiling water
>put lid on the pot and wait about 6 1/2 minutes
>take eggs out and immediately put into tepid water for about a minute
>serve

>>149128045
Yep, crisp.

rc the type of nigga who would go to dubai for a holiday and enjoy it

>>149128102
I've been but I don't have the finest memories. Way too many cashed up plebocrats.

well now it's official

>>149128369
>chief rigging officer

>>149128410
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149128369
>geelong continuing to run the league

damn geelong are gonna be scary good with rowell, reid, butters, parish, de koning, flanders, taranto, serong, warner, gulden, dawson, wines & newman

>>149128369
>yeah nah i looked into geelong's finances, all good, stop asking questions

Here's to another 10 years of top 4 finishes for Geelong.

revving up for second wank

whats the heckin' multi

FUCK THE HOMELESS

>>149128908
Desperate to rush this through after May cracked the sads with Gawn.

Bulldogs
Adelaide
Brisbane
Geelong
Freo
Port
West Coast

Thinking crumpets.

>>149129151
Games are rigged against them. What you have to ask yourself is this.

1. How hard is the game likely to be rigged against them?
2. Are they good enough to overcome it?
3. Do they have enough morale to overcome it?

Even if you don't get them all right, by attempting to answer these questions you should have a 90% strike rate on tipping those two sides.

what's that smell?

Shut up worthless fucktard

Phwoar, smells like a horse's arse in here.

>>149129404
Hawks v Crows and maybe Port v Dees

>>149129431
This. Hawks vs Crows might be stinker because it's in Tassie, though.

>>149129404
Bane v Gee Dubs has the potential to be good if noth.trams turn up

>>149129404
No, but Essendon vs Geelong is going to be

>LE UPSED OV DA SEASON! DA BABY BOMBERS ARE BAG xD xD

Everyone check their shoes. It smells like shit in here.

>>149128908
Geez, he re-signed quick once the money was there. Wonder how much he was ever really considering going?

shut the fuck up shiteater

>>149129331
There's zero evidence of "rigging", you keep claiming some grand conspiracy without any actual evidence

>>149129529
It doesn't matter because when I show you evidence you stick your head in the sand even further. You're like a retarded atheist denying the existence of God.

>>149127838
Let's get it Disco! C'mon Bowser! Yes Milkshake! Get him Nibbler! Way to go Tmac!

>>149129630
Nice shank, shit cunt!
Kick the ball, you fucking hack!
Fumble it again, knob face!

>>149129617
You've never shown evidence once, you post "trust me, mate, its true"

>>149129653
So true

>>149129617
>You're like a retarded atheist denying the existence of God.
Where's the evidence that God exists again?

>not having the tripfag filtered in the current year
ishygddt

I don't even have to filter them I just skim over their post it's like they're not even here

>>149129750
It's not you who filters his posts, it's his posts that filter you.

>>149129750
>he gets so badly offended by trip posts he needs a filter on
Ngmi

>>149129750
>getting filtered by me after all these years
A shigga shigga, a shigga shigg doo doo WAH WAH WAHHHH

forgot to goon yesterday
my zest for it had been waning anyway

Dingalinga
I'm about to do something with my finger
Rum pumpum
It's up my bum

>>149129727
>cosmological argument
>teleological argument
>argument from moral objectivity
>argument from logical necessitycontigency
>argument from biological teleology
>historical validation of the Biblical account
>validation of Biblical prophecy
>historicity of Christ's miracles and resurrection
>personal experience shared by billions
Start there. It would take you a few months to research those to a level that is sufficient to have a meaningful opinion on them, which maybe you have already done but your question strongly implies otherwise. Godspeed.

Lunch is served.

vegans are fucked in the head

>>149129853
>>or perhaps he's thinking why someone would snag a snag before soing it

Feeling a bit dehydrated, might crack a beer.

>>149129934
fuck i meant snag a sanga please don't deport me

>>149129950
you must be shattered

>>historical validation of the Biblical account
>>validation of Biblical prophecy
>>historicity of Christ's miracles and resurrection
>>personal experience shared by billions
Lol

>>149130063
no but steven long bay iykwim haha

>>149129404
Fred vs NORF, because MY Fred coming off a bye are always dog shit and NORF are a chance.
t. 20+ year Fredman

>bubbler

it's called a water fountain retard

>>149130158
DON'T FORGET TO BUY A TICKET BECAUSE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD WON'T WORK

>bubbler
>1 of 1 result
is this bubblersperg in the thread with us right now

>>149130374
was pondering this as well. think it might be an attempted joke on biblical

>>149130414
no but steven cain iykwim haha

>>149130079
No actually I don't know what you mean, nor do I care to. Are you going to actually do something productive today instead of posting plebocratic tripe?

>imb4 NO BUT LE STEBEM MAY xD xD

the foul dungbreath of scatguts

>>149130441
no but steven may

bubbler is the gag that rc does to drink his own piss

>>149130442
>>149130463
>>149130466
>>149130488
>>149130519
The unemployed, unproductive plebocracy.

>>149130540
applied for janny yet mate

149130068
not an argument

>>149130561
Idiot.

>>149130614
i broke you

>>149130540
>everyone who hates an obnoxious tripfag is unemployed
the shiteater's useful idiot

>>149130540
I retired rich 5 years ago thanks to the actual RC

>>149130650
if you did he'd be reality paycheck iykwim haha

>>149130634
>>149130642
Not arguments.

>>149130642
Well given the fact you just referred to me as being obnoxious , one could reasonably assume that you're aren't intelligent enough to be employed. But a more perceptive man like myself would be tipping a paltry 80k per year perhaps?

>>149130843
I'm not RC. RC never posts without his trip.

>you're aren't intelligent enough
applied for IELTS yet mate

>>149130867
Then why assume I'm talking to you?
Gotcha.

good ol' mickhead

>>149130870
>LE typo while you're obviously on your phone and multitasking xD xD

Always amazes me how the plebocracy, doing nothing but drink beer ad post here, can think they're superior to me over a fucking typo.

>>149130913
If you weren't lacking in confidence so to reply to people directly, we wouldn't have this issue.

>>149130540
wfh

>>149130913
You wouldn't directly reply to him if you thought he were me.

>>149131066
You no longer work in a cuck cage, you live in a cuck cage.

>>149119720 (OP)
>Previous >>149105420 (Cross-thread)

we dont do that here

no one mentioned a phone RC, stop outing yourself as a phoneposter
big Freudian slip that one

the little vic suburban minnows are so entertaining though

>>149131109
no but steven aflay

>>149131164
>LE phoneposter Dx Dx
This one of the more amusing issues the plebocratic masses have with the more well adjusted posters.

remember RC's post count mick?

sorry meant remember RC's post eating shit piss and cum mick?

>>149131211
The only non minnow Vic teams are the traditional big 4.

>>149131246
ooooof
why did you come back here?

bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb iran

>>149131405
applied for an alibi yet mate

>>149131346
>everyone here is a looney virgin plebocrat, just like me!
Idiot.

>>149131305
And to continue my thoughts on this, if the AFL were to blow up and we could start again with new teams, I would only have the big 4 plus Melbourne and Geelong because of the tradition of those clubs.

The other 4 vic teams are plastic as fuck. The plebocracy doesn't realise this because the clubs are older than them, so they associate that with being 'traditional'.

>>149131434
don't be stupid i'm not looney

luv me norfies
simple as

>>149131434
St Kilda are soul as fuck you worthless fucking dumb cunt plebocrat

>>149131405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0ccGRTEUw
aged like milk

>>149129404
Magpies v Suns v Swans v Tiggs will be good

thank fuck for funny poster. needed a good belly laugh

>>149131468
A shit team that the Jews got in the VFL by shilling the fact that they had money, and spreading propaganda that Port Melbourne weren't financially sustainable enough to join.

>>149131495
always was milk
the cunt who gave intel about WMDs did it for a green card, there never were any

Umm no thanks haha thx for asking tho i'm flattered

>>149131529
You're an absolute fuckhead mate, in every sense of the word, a true worthless fuckhead.

>>149131547
who gives a fuck the worlds a better place without sodam insane

>>149131565
Nice argument.

Friendly reminder that Gold Coast Suns will not be playing finals this year.

statistically st kilda are due a premiership more than any other club so have a higher chance each year than all the other clubs of winning the flag

>>149131580
yeah mate it's great that iran and israel don't have a counter balance. same with the saudis being unshackled and we're now locked into an endless middle eastern money hole to maintain. truly that's a better outcome than a handful of random sandnig serfs getting black bagged every year by a tinpot dictator.

oh nevermind the blokes we installed are still black bagging serfs en masse, whoops.

yea cool man

>>149131753
This is the standard plebocratic response when cornered. You were clearly shut down in an argument so you go and throw out the most passive aggressive reply possible. Pathetic.

Someone really should do something about that faeces smell in here.

https://youtu.be/a8OljGi5FGQ?t=146
SHALL be garn footo via chrain now

>>149131940
hoppin on the thorny cockburn eh?

>>149131956
big fan of thorny cock me

>>149131956
no but steven footscray iykwim haha

Flogging my knob in rhythm to the breakdown in One.

what your favourite beach boys song fellas? gotta be god only knows for me

>>149132103
TELL MALCOLM WE'RE SERVIN'
SERVIN' USA

>>149132103
They're all shit.

the wrong twins killed themselves

>>149132138
Unironically agree. And this bloke knows his shit.

>>149132146
Brad was better looking back then but Chris is better looking now. There's hope for us old cunts after all.

thinking dungbreath should off himself

>>149132199
Chris is clearly the one on the left

Wasn't Finlayson's.missus meant to die like 5 years ago?

>>149132211
not sure mate

>>149132211
memory holed after he called someone a faggot

These things just appeared in the park overnight

I think NRL is taking over lads

>>149132211
My best mate had the exact same thing as she does except he was diagnosed much later than her. He held on for 3 years. The cancer spreading to his lungs is what got him. If not for that he'd have held on a hell of a lot longer. As long as she doesn't get the cancer in her lungs there's a chance of fighting it or just holding it off.
Once it's in your lungs you're fucked. It spreads incredibly quickly and death is guaranteed

>>149132298
it's so over for gayfl

>>149132211
she had the same form of terminal cancer as kim duthie

I feel like AI is not a meme if it can figure this out from my photo in a few seconds

Its at least as smart as any tradie already

>>149131684
ok

>>149132138
yeah i never got the hype

lol

>>149132138
the musical idiot

>weekend already
Utterly crisp.

how do we fix the tall poppy syndrome deeply embedded in australian culture?

>>149131924
"Experts" in any fields are now devoted to mental gymnastics that explain why we can ignore statistics.

>>149132330
Watch AI play Pokemon and then tell me it's replacing everyone anytime soon with a straight face.

thinking about tradies

bane

*sucks boss' cock in the portapotty*

>>149122178
Holy plebocracy. How did I miss this garbage post.

saw the best arse i've ever seen at the gym today

>>149132671
you don't have to be intelligent to replace people

see: indians

caught some gay cunt staring at my ass at the gym lads

you know its over when desi porn starts flooding your favourite porn site

the local

>>149132758
Yeah, over for any of my sperm that was hoping to be my next kid.

>>149132765
trust you to not know how pregnancy works

scatguts and the halitosis brought about from eating his own feces

>>149132773
It was a joke mate. Trust you not to get those.

*bangs hammer*

Another uncompetitive match up. Thanks dill.

>>149132763
Fuck me I can "literally" imagine the amount of drunk plebs on the live music nights all crowded round singing
>OUR HOUSE IN DUH MIDDLE OF DUH STREED OUR HOUSE IN DUH MIDDLE OF DUH, OUR HOUSE xD xD

pooey fatguts

>>149132807
Sounds sovfull.

>>149132819
maybe if you're a full blown plebocrat.

>>149132758
>not using private trackers
>not using tags to filter out anything you don't want

>>149132849
I'm guessing you wouldn't understand singing songs with your mates while your drunk at the pub is too much of an normie thing for you?

>>149132807
What other activity would you suggest they do instead?

>>149132865
probably fuck children, lie about shit on 4chan, be a fat wog loser

What is his doctorate in?

>>149132874
Faggotry

>>149132849
Why do you have to be so cruel to everyone?

>>149132874
He didn't finish it bro.

>>149132864
Don't have to be drunk to sing songs mate.

>>149132874
coprophagia

Cat status update?

>>149132909
Yeah you probably where sober when you were singing like a liar bird to the afp.

My hands are so fucking cold.

Bawling my fucking eyes out. Things were never meant to be this way...

>>149131434
You are right about that. I havd long maintained North and Footscray should be merged as well as Hawthorn and St Kilda (playing half their home games in Tassie). We'd have a much stronger and more entertaining comp.

>>149132949
based jewell on a ski holiday

actually everything is predetermined everything is meant to be exactly how it is

>>149132949
based harley reid during the last quarter

I just remembered there's a footy match tonight, but I still won't watch it kek

>>149132938
Crisp.

rec me a 'no will ya

Would give this brown on the chase my white.

>>149133069
Platoon

>>149133069
Slumdog Millionaire

iktfb

when are teams again? 1 hour?

>>149133158
6:20.

18:25

Tips anyone?

>>149132763
looks comfy as fuck

>>149133051
saw this dogshit match up 5 weeks ago
not keen to watch it again

>>149133169
>>149133172
6.20 to 18.25
must be a windy day

>>149133069
misery

>>149133175
dogs
hawks? 50/50
bane probably
cats
fred
melb
blues

>>149133175
IGGS

These look poisoney as fuck

>>149133257
nah they're fine

>>149133257
better taste some and find out

>>149133257
Go great with beef wellington I hear

What the fuck is going on with the Devils?

>>149132763
just a few laughs with the boys innit

>>149133278
lot to un pack hear

>>149133257
The image shows a Scleroderma fungus, commonly known as earthballs. The specific species could be Scleroderma cepa, Scleroderma citrinum or Scleroderma bovista. These fungi are typically found in woodlands and heathlands, often associated with trees like eucalypts.

Earthballs are considered poisonous and should not be eaten.

>>149133278
They have every chance of being in limbo after July 19th.

>>149133278
they know it's not gonna happen

tradies across the road have been starting work at 5:30am blasting music and talking really loudly
they all better hope they dont run into me at the pub on the weekend

>>149133257
looks like my scrote

>>149133292
Not allowed to make noise before 7am, legally. Report them to the council

i like this chocolate

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING TEAMS

wtf you guys told me the dogs are playing the best footy and have the best list
now i check the ladder for the big game tonight and its 9th v 12th

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

>>149133257
>>149133295
last night i watched embarrassing bodies and this bloke with sore swollen balls that looked like that came on the show and dr pixie was full on playing with them and with his cock

I hope the wife comes home with dinner because our fridge is empty

Teams are up, lads

sexy masculine tradies yum

>Hall in
What are the odds that when Sunday's full teams are announced tomorrow the cunt Mini doesn't bring him in?

well sunday team arent really ins are they

>>149133340
he'll remember to bring hall in but forget about dropping archer or giving allan a full game

Not but Archer May

She didn't bring home any food

they call me Lil' Elvis

and mum reckons I'm the son of the King

I was born with a gift to sing

Feel like Macrae will go large tonight. If I wasn't poor my multi would be Dogs win, Darcy 2 goals and Macrae for 30+ possessions.

Congrats to Abbey and Keegan on the safe arrival of little Braxton!

>>149133368
What is even the point of a wife in such a scenario? She better not also be fat.

mumzas inventing problems to meltdown over again

>braxton
Kek

the quick and the dead is kino

>>149133376
>>149133389
future juvenile offenders name

>>149133376
former iggs superstar keegan brooksby

tom mccarthy looks like the fake brother from there will be blood

I'd be tapping the brax on that one

>>149133307
The diabetic idiot.

>>149133376
Good on them but it reeks of narcissism. You shouldn't speak for those who can't speak for themselves.

Lads, Archer May make his debut for the Dosn against the Catters

>>149133377
She's blown out a little. I've been sent to Woolies to get dinner now. Hmmmm

2016 top up vibes from this dosn team

>>149133423
>>149133376
Additionally I highly doubt that head was too large for her cervix. Sounds more like she tapped out and opted for the easy way.

>>149133376
“My head was too large”

>Wants everyone to know how tight her pussy is

Women are so narcissistic I love it

>>149133438
You have no idea how painful childbirth is. You couldn't handle it I can guarantee

>>149133370
That's why you're poor mate.

abbey seems like a good sort

>>149133448
Do not reply to my posts.

>>149133432
too bad there's no chappy ready to come in

>>149133319
crisp oldcum

>>149133446
Well I'm not a woman so obviously I couldn't. Sofia has given birth 4 times, once to twins and she agrees with me that this was a weak effort.

>>149133376
mumza predicted a boy

>>149133460
I don't believe you

>>149133455
If you don't want to be poor, you would let me reply to your posts.

There are a lot of fat women at the shops tonight

Veal schnittys for dins

>>149133483
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149133483
go on plapjak

I bet that baby hangs more dong than anyone itt judging by the old man

>>149133501
Miss having a body like that. Can hardly see my abs these days.

>>149133493
based nursing home resident

>>149133493
>veal
nah

>>149133508
yeah but you've bigger tits than her mate so it's all good

>>149133483
*every night

>>149133508
Post body or be declared a fraud for all time

i like going to highpoint to perv on the hsgf slags, you get them of every race there too

hope you jump off a high point you paedo cunt

Tell mumza she can suck on my pacifier

>>149133536
The wasians are the best

Ordered a za and wings kinda thing

>>149133541
>pacifier
foy

>>149133549
They got za delivery in India?

lol

>>149133555
That looks like my bitmoji…

They also deliver dead austrlan

>>149133376
>doing the 'i'm pretending the baby is writing thing'
yuck

>>149133501
kek couldn't be tensing any harder could he

>>149133501
no wonder his mental health was shot with a bf% that low

Dermott Brereton is a cuck

>>149133532
pic rel

fiending to be pegged by a woman lately

Two COLLOSALS OF THE GAME GO TOE TO TOE TONIGHT!!!!!!!!

two minnow shitters these teams

these teams sohuld've been merged by now

>Thursday
>cenno day
>these two teams
hmmm

either the dogs win by 100 points, or it's a slopfest rossball shithouse game where they only win by 20
either way terrible thursday game

what's Jumarrah doing? just sitting at home like a chump

>>149133675
out with his dodgy mates probably

>>149133376
Braxton is awful lol.

There was a character on Home & Away nicknamed ‘Brax’ because his surname was Braxton. But even then it was a joke bogan name because he was a PG Rated Bra Boy.

>my pussy was FAR too tight for my babies head (he must take after his father who is a TALL ruckman)
lol

>>149133675
meth mostly

>fox saying the bounce is in an hour an 30 seconds
uhhhh

Hello fuckheads hope you had a terrible day
Go fuck yourselves maggots hope you have a terrible tomorrow as well

>>149133698
nvm i clicked from start instead of live oops

>>149133680
t. fox backs me

>>149133700
based gambler

That chick on the Toyota ad is pretty hot. Would be neat to see her strutting around the Toyota yard with just her bra on, what do you fellas think?

>>149133700
Thanks! You too!

stop sooking jumarrah fucks sakes nobody even cares

Gonna sit on mum's dildo tonight I reckon

Tonight's burning question: Is Ross the Boss?

reminder these guys are paid hundreds of ks to say this shit

I'm in a foul mood just don't say anything to me alright not at all in the mood for your shit
Let me post in peace

JuH is now a boxer.

based downie

>>149133754
shaking tranny hands wrote this post

Whose football is it anyway

Wtf is this? I’d rather you just show me ads you cunts. What the fuck as I paying for? Sell me shit ya dogs, I didn’t pay 25 v bucks a month to watch a fucking PowerPoint slide for 5 minutes

You guys want me to be sub tonight?

Can you blokes give me score updates every few minutes tonight? I don't have a tv

>matt hill
ick

>>149133771
Should've taken the FTA pill.

Got some crumbed prawns, and crumbed onion rings in the freezer for my half time snack. Drinking Wild Turkey 101 cans.
What are you guys indulging in tonight?

0.0 vs 1.0, 19 minutes left in Q1

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/563701/australian-tradie-dies-after-winning-22-million-lotto-in-nz-and-descending-into-drug-underworld

kek tradies are so dumb

Which AFLW player do you most want to facefuck?

>>149133782
This is not a true score

>>149133771
The idle screens are comfy on a cold winters night spent next to the heater

>>149133783
Shoulda kept banging that hammer
Gave him a real purpose in life didn't it
*bang bang bang*
The peak of his humanity
What filth

Tradies are the first ones gone on the day of the rope.

>>149133791
Piper

>>149133793
no bro summer is the best i just love going down to the beach and being so hot that all i can wear is a singlet and shorts and i'm still sweating like a pig and it's too hot to even sleep with sheet on winter sucks bro i hate the cozy feeling of rugging up and being under the blankets with the heater on that's lame i much prefer skin cancer.

Can you please post the AFL scores for me tonight, I don't have access to the internet

I don't like this new 'sunburst' ball.

>>149133805
now hang on just a minute...i have some questions

>>149133771
My Kayo doesn't show this screen anymore. There's ads now.

wiiiams

>>149133802
I'd pipe her iykwim

Did you guys know that Americans make fun of how we say "no"?

>>149133805
No but I'll describe what's going on in the stands. Not much.

My cocks really fucking hard right now I'm going to cum soon

>>149133823
I didn't but I also don't care.

>>149133823
No, mate. Everybody does.

>>149133823
OMG! The americans are paying attention to us!!

Cunt, fuck Cunt fuck.. heh.. cunt means mate, and mate means cunt get it americans? We're so quirky

>>149133823
that's so mean

Slut sitting near me at the pub I can tell she wants me to fuck her hard in the mouth little slut wants my cum

>>149133823
i don't say no i say nah

>>149133843
go and make that known to her mate
follow her into the ladies room when she next gets up
and just have your way with her

Did you guys know that the World Test Championship is on?

wtf dale already has like 10 fucking possessions

>>149133843
Take a pic

>>149133853
i don't give a single nigger nut

>>149133853
why isnt it on telly

Daley bail is a grate footy player

>>149133754
how much did you lose on the horses today champ?

>>149133867
amazon owns the rights

I wouldnt want my dick sucked and i dont want to suck dick

>>149133863
It's Thursday night you seething interstater

>>149133857
And Sinclair's had 8.

>>149133873
it was on telly last time when aus walloped bindia

I'm a fat fucking worthless faggot pig. I deserve to be fucked up the arse and shot in the head.

Forgot to do my SC team and have a bunch of saints players on the bench locked in.

Missus just bounded off of the couch.

>African gets the ball
>"BOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Why are we so racist? Do better

buku

missus loved that goal

>>149133853
I could not care less.

>>149133884
kek that is hilarious

real talk how do i find a 3 holer gf?

that black fellow has yellow eyes

I hate it when a nigger gets the ball
I think to myself: Fuck you, nigger!

might turn this game off at quarter time

>>149133884
based brit higgins

I'm an anal chad

>>149133884
trip on RC

booing buku khamis is just not on

Woman comes in the commentary and I turn the game off
Simple as

Dodged a bullet bringing in Docherty over Bont before the match

This is a shit season of footy tbqh

real talk how do i find a gf?

this cunt mentioning Daicos, just unreal

didn't even realise luke Darcys dad played footy too

>>149133939
last round was utter dogshit
>>149133942
yep noticed that too kek

>>149133939
really has been

Is Buku Khamis from Jamaica mon

>>149133939
When was the last good season

not a single likeable person on the bulldogs team

naughton looks rabid, like a mad dog

>>149133957
2009

>>149133960
bont seems a good guy, grimglish too

they're letting kids call footy games now

>>149133954

nah, him come from maribyrnong college, bredren

>>149133940
give up on women completely and just do your own hobbies. Literally don't even try to pursue them. For reason they smell it and chase you and lay the groundwork for you to ask them out. That's how it happened for me

It's 1 degree as I'm walking home, feels like -2
This is just plain stupid

>>149133969
they do this for f1

>>149133978
where at?

>>149133978
based canberra aps5

>>149133978
lol

I'm in it more for the fight than the drink tbqh

>>149133969
probably all nepo hires

>>149133985
>at
foy

Should i turn the footy on or nah?

Tonight is just the entree to tomorrows main course when the HOLLYWOOD Hawks and the returning Nick "The Wizard" Watson takes on the crows.

>>149133986
Canberra but not APS
I'm not a complete waste of life

Who just knocked down that ump? Give him the Brownlow.

the universe is shaped exactly like the earth. If you go straight long enough you'll end up where you were

>>149133969
will be better than the 7 call unless they use the bennett/nicholson combo

If you had to fuck an AFL (not AFLW) player up the arse, which one would you pick?

The Father/son rule is a joke.

FUCK YOU WILL

I refuse to watch Hawthorn, Collingwood and Geelong matches

I'll kill myself

shithouse game

FUCKING BIG FUCKING SPASTIC

>>149134013
That makes no sense and has been debunked

I feel like Wangneen Milera turns it over half the time

>>149134019
Hipwood, most feminine

>>149134038
No homo, but that was my first thought too.

>>149134037
You're thinking of Daicos

>>149134019
Mabior Chol, the little fruit

saints fans NOT happy

matt hill sucks

>>149134087
fucking THIS

>>149134087
Yeah sucks lozengers to keep his soothing voice at it every week

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKkT8Ljzgas

They keep playing this ad on tv about women pissing themselves.

Kingy is actually doing my head in tonight

>Rest day from gym
>big day at work
>pizza night for a cheat meal
>chuck on a comfy game of foosball
>kayo stops working have to do fta
>BTs annoying commentary and Kane Cornes fucked lisp
>game has zero atmosphere
>half the seats are empty
>players all look half asleep
>boring match
>instant regret on not just spending the night at the gym
>fuck this spastic dribble of a match

Oh well, pokies, pints and pool tomorrow night

DARCY WAS ROBBED
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

scumpires at it early this week

>>149134103
he's very chatty for some reason

>>149134087
>i want to be the next Bruce McAvaney

bevo looks like an old lesbian aunt when he wears those glasses

turning the match off
normally i say this as a joke but i actually am this time this shit sucks

>>149134121
This man has to still be a virgin

right, time to put a steak on

>>149134132
10's of thousands on prozzies

dubs for Darcy ACL

in the mood for something sweet

in the mood for something salty iykwim haha

Fuck this, I’m chucking on Fargo

>>149134019
Hmm, good question, I would say umm......Matt Guelfi, the little hot slut

>>149134150
i hope they're ok

>>149134156
This, but the opposite.

>>149134150
>Ahmedabad
more like, he made a bad

bayey weeyams

Do you guys prefer sex or the footy?

>>149134203
mutual masturbation

I don’t like footy.

Ape

>>149134203
For me? Shoving different objects into my bumhole.

>>149134222
oh no

>>149134234
I hate it.

newwy
>>149134232
>>149134232
>>149134232

>>149133957
2024

>>149133978
Just took the rubbish out to the bin and it's fucking freezing outside. Back windscreen of my car was completely frosted over. Apparently 7 degrees here but feels way colder.