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WTC @ Lord’s

Australia 212. v South Africa

212 is a good score

sa will be 4 down at stumps

Excellent bowling conditions btw

YFI

revenge

Saffa batting lineup is full of literal whos. We’ll roll them

what's the follow on total?

ball is doing bits
another 5 minimum before tea

YFO

>>149121098
13

>>149121092
i will now buy your headphones

>>149121094
Markram big ton incoming you pozzie fag

>>149121122
rather perplexed by this post

Right I’ll be back after Bavuma is out so that I don’t have to look at his mug.

didn't even know this was on

>australiarse and bindia the only nations who care about this zoomer meme trophy
>about to lose to a peem that never win anything
cannot WAIT for the pozzfailian copes when they wake up

I've never met a nice south african

haha yeah

>>149121132
arwl rook arike

>>149121159
all the white saffers are schizo freaks
spend all day watching cctv 24/7 and sleeping in niggerbunkers

>>149121159
this plus irish

I'm just so sad all the time

>>149121183
Fuck you

>>149121159
bit in this

how long are these cunts taking.
time them out cumdog

>>149121178
based

very disappointed nobody chimed in with the next line of the song.
very disappointed

>>149121204
That's a very gay looking army

not really a "world" championship if only two teams are playing, just my 2 cents

if it was sweet caroline I would have

kino innings incoming...

>>149121207
perhaps because we aren't 60 years old

>>149121220
do you add the (so good, so good) part?

>>149121216
One day we’ll be here

wait they're already all out?
lmaooooooo
what happened lads? it's day 1

This test is already on its 4th thread on day 1. The Trent Bridge test had about 2 for the three days, and the white-ball series versus the Windies basically could all be combined into a single thread.

Brit /cric/ really is dead.

>>149121214
literally twitched a bit, wtf

>>149121233
why does the white guy look britsh

>>149121238
bazballed it a bit

>>149121251
pozzies have cazzies / blowies and we don't. cricket here is for old heads only simple as

>>149121214
What do you know that I don't? What little cues am I missing? Usually a rainbow flag is the giveaway but I can't see any.

>>149121220
i don't think the lord's crowd is plebocratic enough for that

FUCKING GONE GOTTEM

WAITING 30 SECONDS.......................

hmmmm

GOTTEM FUCK OUTTA HERE

Saffas all out for 33.

FUCK OFF YOURE OUT CUNT

>>149121223
kill me......

GOTTEM GONE PISS OFF YOU'RE OUT

GOTTEM GONE

I'm gonna say "yeah nice gazza" when Lyon starts bowling.

GONE GOTTEM

>>149121124
update?

>>149121280
Was pretty kino for me.

GONE
GOTTEM

>>149121223
mate...

wow nobody can bat anymore
t20 and it's consequences have been disastrous for the sport of cricket

>oh no our tail got out really cheaply
>we'll just have to bowl on this atrociously hard to pick, swinging and keeping low surface
>>149121223
making it one for none is pretty kino

>>149121124
>>149121223
fucking hell Bard you really do jinx it

Mulder made more runs for Oz than SA.

>>149121297
ball starts moving off the pitch a fraction and they all shit themselves
game's gone to the dogs

Why isn't this on Kayo?

will ryan rickleton up?

>>149121311
Amazon got the rights for it. Hope you have a prime membership.

should be boland

oh no ball another tampering incident

no one drinks more 375ml pepsi max cans than me

>>149121314
Old people don't know what that is or know how to find streams. How are they meant to watch?

aww man, hazelpood ruined >our no-hitter

That ball had a massive dent in it. It got hit by one (1) edge
>dukes balls are superior

>>149121333
Old people aren't up at 1:30am watching the cricket.

>>149121333
cricket will soon go the way of rugby in this country

hazlewood has never passed a single eye test
should've got the far superior SB in

>>149121344
no hitters are shit anyway, perfect game is the only one that means anything

i've been inclined

carn the padres

Josh "hit them in the penis" Hazlewood

I'll kill myself

I've always said my wife is a bit like a fine wine. best laid in the dark at a slight angle

cannot wait for the kfc big bash league to return

Saffas just got a 4, already doing better than the Aussies

>>149121403
coming to you on Amazon Prime Video

>>149121399
and fetches a high price at auction

Not one SA flag here. Internet down? Riots? Pogroms?

>>149121425
they got genocided mate

>>149121436
inshallah

So is Hazlewood going to do anything?

going to be honest lads, I have done *nothing* today, wfh really is the dream

>>149121425
scroll up mate

mum calls him hazelnut haha

>>149121413
fuck, if only

>>149121361
Already has - no one cares about it anymore.
People might tune in for the boxing day test and maybe even a series if England or India is touring, but the rest no one gives a shit about.

50 over ODIs are dead, Twenty20 are irrelevant. Even if Australia are playing in the world cups no one pays attention.

>>149121462
was supposed to apply for a job today, but this came up and time passed

>>149121453
>le lob it outside off with no skill or nuance and hope for the best man
he's going to do what he always does

>>149121486
But enough about Jimmy Anderson

>Thread dead
Seems everyone just wanted to see Australia collapse.

>>149121470
Oh yeah. Only the one though. He's probably gone to do a perimeter reccy. Just in case.

Carey you fucking moron

fucking retard carey.
>plays retard reverse sweep
>drops catch

Saffas will bottle it they won't sleep well this is a once in a lifetime opportunity and deep down they know they don't even deserve to be here

paine woulda gobbled that one up

Rare drop from Carey

>>149121558
FAX

I've only ever seen one SA poster in /cric/
maybe 2-3 in rugby at most, even the final they won recently
I'm sure they have loads of chuds / incels but it seems they aren't really into 4channel

>>149121545
doofus dropped a sitter

>>149121534
probably because SA are 8/1 after 5 overs

>>149121483
Nah. Tests are more popular than ever. BBL is pretty popular with the kids. You’re right about ball internationals though - nobody could give two shits apart from the Indian and Paki migrant communities. It’s a delicate situation though. If home tests ever disappear off FTA TV then they’ll be forgotten about pretty quickly as well.

>don’t deserve to be here
Why is it always the britbongs who complain when they make up the tournament rules. Saffas have no say in ICC it’s only you and the pajeets who make up the rules so stop moaning.

>>149121585
>white ball internationals

>>149121571
I'm not sure if they do. Most of those types fled in the last 30yrs except for the extremely stupid ones who've now got refugee status in the US. It could be empty of them

How long before Tickleton feathers one?

is 212 a good score?

>>149121610
when he's in the triple digits

>>149121571
because white saffers are at the upper echelons of society in RSA
they all live in gated communities with massive estates
they would probably rather spend their time in their pool with their bitches and call their maids for drinks
they aren't unemployed freaks like the whites of america, england. australia

This wrapping g up at 3am isn't it

>>149121571
Too busy getting genocided

>>149121571
Need electricity to post on /cric/

Big fan of this colour fade graphics

for me, it's andy flower

>>149121634
White saffas in SA also all seem to have Chad tier genetics

hope someone clipped up that qt ginge

lets go CUMDAWG

>>149121571
>it seems they aren't really into 4channel
Probably a wise decision considering who'd be monitoring the traffic.

>>149121682
When I was in SA, I didn't see a single white who wasn't at least 6/10
The woman as well

Jacques Kallis is below a 6/10

Why does this ground remind me of a Dr Who set?

>>149121706
because he's a fat old fucker
if he was younger and took care of himself he'd be good looking

need to shit but it's to cold X(

POOLLAPSE INCOMING

Jesus christ this is boring.

>>149121706
Absolute slander. Take that back right now

>>149121753
must be a frankly frigid 20°C

Aus right back in this

RICKLEOUTFORTEN

>>149121725
Can you see the police box?

>>149121758
Kek

GONE GOTTEM

The Paki takes the Saffie!

GONE GET OUT CUNT

GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF TICKLETON

Tickleton

>>149121761
Take away the fish eyes, the tooth gap, the receding hairline and the extra 20kg, and he'd be a super chad. Look at that chin line.

>>149121629
You were saying...

When we watch sports it’s usually in groups and on the TV so we don’t really want to be on our phones in a social setting. Also I don’t think 4chan is that well known here. Like you’d hear of people talk about stuff they read on Reddit but never about a 4chan meme. But I saw another Saffa flag in the previous thread. Like I don’t mean this to be rude but I imagine most guys on /sp/ to be sitting in front of their PCs with two monitors waiting to spam >Torres and that’s not how we roll at all.

tickleton had a close shave with that exact shot the ball before what a brainlet

C O L L A P S E

>>149121770
>>149121776
kek

>>149121761
Oh and here is the other Saffa flag and I agree no slandering Kallis

*slanders Kallis*

>>149121787
>When we watch sports it’s usually in groups and on the TV so we don’t really want to be on our phones in a social setting
Sounds like you're stuck in the 90s, lucky bastard.

>Like you’d hear of people talk about stuff they read on Reddit but never about a 4chan meme
Doesn't happen elsewhere either.

>>149121787
You don't ever talk about 4chan outside of 4chan, that's how you'll end up on a watchlist and those aren't good

PIGEONS ARE SAYING STOP THE COUNT

>>149121785
Its over

based pigeons

Is Lily Allen in the crowd? Genuine English Rose.

B A V U M A
A
V
U
M
A

putting the kettle on, anyone want anything?

>>149121787
I agree with your assessment. I’ll occasionally lurk /cric/ but we play so little proper cricket (tests) that I rarely have anything to post about anyway. If the boks are playing there’s no way im shitposting on my phone

>>149121842
might want to find a recent photo of her

>>149121842
It's not 2008 no more blud

>>149121854
standard please mate ta

>>149121862
A man can reminisce

>>149121854
yeah get me a timtam from the pantry

>>149121872
More of a ruminating man me.

>>149121832
It's not ogre until the fat bastard farts. How long til stumps?

>>149121842
I think you mean English Lily.

Does Bavuma have vitiligo?

>>149121881
Didnt know the welsh are into cricket

>>149121887
about 20

>>149121787
Fuck imagine how awful it would be to watch test cricket with a group of saffas. wouldn’t be a single joke or even smile cracked for the whole 8 hours. Meanwhile you’re sitting there getting mogged by blokes that all look like Brad Pitt but with the personality of a rock.

GONE GOTTEM

>>149121905
Please be real

>>149121761
looks like shrek mate

going down. don't do a pooview.

starc is so poowardly even his hairline is retreating

>>149121887
20 overs
they're massively on the ropes

Fake. No Mick Jagger.

>>149121917
You're right

>>149121856
>>149121862
Something in the water over there? Either way, she's still a cutie.

Starc is looking good it's true

>>149121938
That's not Lily Allen though

>>149121900
Maybe but we’ll absolutely ply you with food and drink. Might even invite you for a hunt on the plaas

>>149121938
Women are meant to wall in their 30s lad.
It's the biological system telling humans that the breeding window is over. Exceed the window and you end up with genetic trash like Zachy.

past 2am on a school night in Australia
might want to consider sleeping lads

>>149121990
you'l talk about me and share AI images of me behind my back if I go to bed.

>>149121990
Mrs just shuffled into the living room and turned the lights out, went back to bed without saying a word kek

>>149121990
You just killed the thread. Well done.

it's a disgrace

what the fuck is mulder doing?
just hit the ball lad

I want to believe

>>149122037
he's playing dot balls until he gets out like his cousin marnus

>>149122037
it's a high IQ innings mate

>>149121990
not for best coasters

>>149121990
I like my lads woken up tbqhf

>>149122037
after facing 33 balls he's still scored more runs for Oz than SA

Is he a good batsagent?

Thats the run that broke this Australian attack

>>149122037
nightwatchman

>>149122037
Letting the bowlers tire themselves out and dull the new ball.
Textbook opening batsman innings.

>>149122066
the average /cric/ poster is so old lmao

dropped catches don't win matches

>>149121957
Are you guys still serious after you get a few drinks in, or are you fun?

>>149122119
When they cut loose their idea of fun belongs in a >>>/gif/rekt thread.

>>149122119
They take you to the tyre yard to show off their necklaces.

CUMDOG

OUTTTTTTTTTT GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTT

I stopped watching my youtube video to watch that, knew something was happening.

THE TRUTH IS BACK IN THE PAVILION

GOTTEM

cope all you want but Cummins is Australia's best all format player ever

I don't want to believe

At least Mulder scored more runs for SA than Oz, it was touch and go there for a while.

saffers just don't have the stones for a final

pozzies will still lose and it'll be hilarious

>>149122066
[ ] Yes
[X] No

>>149122045
>>149122048
>>149122065
>>149122071
>>149122092
was a based gritty innings

reckon he needed a partnership with Scully haha

>>149122205
make mine a vindaloo, chief

>>149122221
oof, so close

>>149122221
duckett in a wig would do

zachy lied about outdoor bouldering
didn't produce any evidence

Hazlewood still doing his thing. Nothing.

Hazlewood still doing his thing. Failing the eye test.

>saffas be like oh ya ve git oll you out for two hundrred
>aussies be like hold still cunt

you see bavuma's innings, then usman's? it shows you that strike rate is irrelevant

more like lazelwood amirite

Australia used to have a fear factor to them when they'd just body other teams and in most cases it wouldn't be close
we ended that in 05 and they've never quite been the same but still get the wins. can only conclude that all other teams are a bit shite

>>149122270
Bavuma has gotten his eye in, will be piling the runs on now.

bavuma chad
40 minutes at the crease
zero runs closer to the total

>>149122292
The batsman down the other end is hogging the strike. He's cold.

>>149122272
>3-26
>talking about "tempo"

uh-huh...

>>149122300
mm this is one of my edits

temba BRAINMA

PLEASE stop getting filtered

>>149122292
a come from behind kind of guy

>>149122318
haha kek

>>149122325
>neither team has played test cricket for months
>in aus's case, haven't played any cricket

Bavuma? more like Bat?Um... nah

>>149122309
these things are fucking scary

>>149122321
one race

>>149122066
kept running his partners out

>>149122336
Mulder more like... Ball? Duh?

>>149122336
batpoova.

Hazlewood more like Gays all? Would.

>>149122362
>Picking him over Boland
Wonder if Cummins voted NO.

one black vs the world right now

Aussies suck
Aussies suck
Kick their stupid smelly butts

YEAHHHHH GAZ GET EM DRIVING JUST LIKE YOU DROVE AWAY YOUR WIFE AND KIDS GAAAAAAZ

GAZZA

>>149122396
some fucker would actually say this in saturday league div 4 cricket

YES! NICE LINE THERE GAZZA! JUST LIKE THE ONE YOU TOLD YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT COMING BACK FROM THE SERVO AFTER YOU PICKED UP A PACK OF SMOKES

HAZELGOOD

>>149122119
We can have fun. We’re really not THAT dour, at least not all the time

>>149122406
We say that to each other in the nets here.

Off-spin? More like off-putting. Yuck!

FINALLY YOU LAZY FUCK GONE GOTTEM

OHNONONO HAZLEDOUBTERS, OUR RESPONSE?

GOTTEM

Thinking Bavuma has the right idea. The only one who has stuck around.

>>149122373
kek I rate this

hey guys just got back from work how's the cricket going?

More like Tristan Stumps

YESSSSSS

Hazelwood doubters APOLOGISE

Brian Wilson dead lads
it used to be a meme on /mu/ that he'd die every year and now it's happened

Ahhhh time for David Bedingham to disappoint. Excellent.

could drive a train though that bat and pad gap

Prime "Shit Africa in an ICC tournament" here

GOTTEM

>a single batsman with an average over 40
>he's already out
wtf South Africa?

>>149122470
South Africa dominate ICC tournaments until it gets to the finals.

>Mulder
>Stubbs
>Bedingham
Did all the Afrikaaners seek refuge in the poo s of a?

>>149122486
Mulder sounds Dutch.

The commentary tune has changed from
>ooh look how fucking amazing these saffas are aren't they simply wonderful
to
>very difficult batting conditions out there today really favourable to the fast bowlers

>>149122461
Kinda shocked he was still alive.

If the second best test team is struggling this much against Australia, imagine how dire England (5th in the ICC WTC rankings) wouldve been. Scary thought

>>149122504
England outta nowhere!!!

cricket is so easy
let me come in next at 7
I'll just hit the fucker
stand and deliver nigger
177 runs is nothing

South Africa shouldn't be allowed to leave the pitch while the weather & sun is still good.

>>149122461
I hope it was painful

>>149122504
Probably for the best a lot of very proud englishmen would have been upset.

>>149122461
beach boys were over-rated. yanks can't handle that the beatles are ten times better.

nighty night

>>149122504
obsessed

Bedingham scoring a few runs to make his inevitable failure even worse

>Wilson dies just as revelations about anti-psychotics causing things like ALS emerge
hmmm. Weird timing.

two boundaries to finish
what a chad

>>149122560
Beach Boys had the better best songs, Beatles had the bigger catalogue.

>>149122461
vax status?

>>149122388
anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
can't spell suck without uk btw champ

>>149122560
While the Beach Boys were overrated, Brian Wilson was better than all 4 Beatles combined.

>>149122577
he was very old mate

>>149122577
>ALS
age location sex?

>>149122461
dwight?

>>149122521
>>149122567
Lighten up, I can’t exactly shit on the ausies right now can I? And people say we’re a bunch of stiffs

>have to parade yourself before a bunch of inbred monarchist tory cunts to get into the dressing room
>this is somehow a brilliant thing

>>149122589
Business loan vindaloo
Is how you pay the indian jew!

watching tests after being used to t20 is like going in a wagon with a knackered undernourished horse when you've just raced your lambo around on the motorway
dire format that needs to be discarded asap

England do suck it's true

>>149122577
More pro-psychotic, me

look into the airforce base used by the cia as the location to do the beach boys recordings
a lot of rap artists back in the 90's used the studio as well
part of the cia trying to control culture like with 90's rap making it cool to be a nihilistic if you were a black person and not care about getting a job and having a family
interesting stuff

>>149122607
;))

Anyway lads, off to meet the missus and her friends for drinks. See you all tomorrow. Hopefully there’s still some life in this test

>>149122634
the base was in the heart of the hollywood hills btw

>>149122634
i'm pretty sure the CIA flooding the ghettos with crack so they could siphon the profits to death squads in south america & the middle east did way more to hurt culture than rap recordings

>>149122620
for me it's naan bread dipped in a mango lassi, butter chicken, or rogan josh

>>149122648
hope you get your fuck on

>>149122624
Twenty20s can't compare to the drama of test matches.
2005 Ashes was legit the best sporting experience I can remember.

>>149122634
Also that psycho who Tarantino based his Hollywood movie around was involved in Pet Sounds, some say he wrote most of it

>>149122652
trip on trevor moore iykwim haha

>>149122655
in australia, its called yeahnaan bread

>>149122669
it's yeahyeahnaahcunt bread actually

>>149122669
>>149122687
nice one lad
garn gone gottrm fuckoff back to the scg myself

>>149122481
That was the point.

Why didn't India make the finals?

>Not even 80 overs
Presumably South Africa will be hit by a huge point deduction then like they love to throw at England seemingly every match

>>149122594
His use was very notorious. It is quite strange how he just went at this time. Strange coincidence.

David Medsthenbedihngiham

>>149122652
i'm sure that compounded black peoples problems by freeway rick ross destroying his own community at the time
but culture can last a very long time listen to shit like drill rap it's even darker than anything from the 90's
even tame shit like post malone is all about drugs and having casual sex
the black community has a culture of fathers leaving their kids and shit like that

also the beach boys knew charles manson what a random connection lol

>>149122827
>over rate posting
>this late after the match
bit slow mate

>>149122906
place was called Lookout Mountain Air Force Station

>>149122897
basedonedon what?

Only three more days until /cric/'s team returns

orcas aren't that colour

>>149123111
excuse me we just played champ iykwim haha kwais tubula rasa x champ

>orcas
FOY

Brian Wilson just died lads.

amazed he lived this long tbf, his brain was more fried then the egg I had for breakfast.

literakky who frfr ong nocap skull

>149123189
>YFO
>SEATTLE
no fucking shit (You) cunt

>>149122728
thought I scrolled past the men i trust chick for a second. love her

>>149121159
and thats not bloody suprising man

charlize theron must be nice

>>149123300
>Brian Wilson
wildly overrated.

>terrifying night her mother shot her drunk father dead in front of her
well I wouldn't blame her if she weren't nice

Was it autism

find when I start talking to people about climbing I can just almost start sperging out involuntarily and make it awkward for everyone involved

must be because they call you out for being shit at it

just dont when to stop, walk away, quietly wine down the convo

>>149125177
I'm vastly better than you tbf

Darren Lehmann has turned Northants into a truly fearsome outfit
6 wins from 6

>>149121081
elite

indoor bouldering on the morrow
nothing wrong with supplementing your outdoor climbing with a cheeky indoors, on wall sesh

*touches rock*

>>149125193
don't have unathletic welsh genes thankfully so would have been on v6 (at least) by now if I was as obsessed as you

ever thought about supplementing your indoor climbing with some outdoor climbing though?

>>149125980
nice cope fat neek
enjoy watching the chase after work while I am bouldering lmao

>>149125993
yes

oh yeah one of the chasers is welsh isn't he
another case of unathletic welsh genetics. maybe you should try quizzing instead of eternal bouldering with no progress

>me, fat Anglo neek, doesn't move
>can't climb for shit
Listen welshie, I WOULD be so much better than at you climbing if I actually moved and didn't sit on my fat arse every day watching the chase after work, I swear
Also, indoor climbing isn't climbing anyway, and your body knows this i swear!

he's having a breakdown because he's frustrated about never getting past v4
sad to see

Literally nothing wrong with the chase

>>149126144
shut it fatty

you have ugly and pathetic toothpick arms

>>149126152
seen too much of it, more of a tipping point man these days, me

>>149126349
People on there are even stupider.

>>149126468
i agree

Ol' toothpick arms back to post about inane unrelated tripe when the cricket is at stumps. He'll go to "sleep" when the match resumes

>>149126944
i was all primed to stay up and watch most of the play but was asleep before the lunch break

>>149125947
other foots on the ground

>3 (37)
It's gonna be so funny when he goes out within 10 deliveries on Day 2.

Australia in the drivers seat (not on the ropes)

well, now that the WTC is done and dusted, imma finna prepare for the real, real cricket eyequeem
https://youtu.be/OsU0CGZoV8E

>>149123143
queem QUEEM haha x

Good morning, Gents.

after pakis, think englel ranks second in terms of India's most ardent rivalries ngl
pretty lopsided in terms of outcomes, though ofc, but wouldn't mind witnessing yet another THRASHING of the bazballians ngl
>>149128180
suprabhatam fella x
https://youtu.be/YPlBTPZkLZo

DROPPED THE TENDULKAR-ANDERSON TROPHY

STATE of
ENGLEL

>CWC¿ utter dead fucking last, mate
>Ashes??! up in smoke, moite
>TAT? dropped and fucked off mate

TIT for TAT aaaammmoirite¿ ya?? haahaaaa

>>149121081
FPBP

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH0fHpiBQfm/

Joel Wilson and Michael Gough axed as umpires

Watching reruns of Eggheads

Never ask this 5 things:
1. Girls age
2. Chokli strike rate
3. Dhobi's batting position
4. Vadapav Sharma diet
5. What happened in 19 November 2023

>>149131671
>Vada pav
So it's a chippy sandwich?

test cricket, how good

what your favourite beach boys song fellas? gotta be god only knows for me

only just realised beach boys aren't the beastie boys

>>149132171
here today

>>149132171
fight for your right to party

new streetlight manifesto album later this month lads

listening to paramore

killing heidi
taxi ride
superjesus

game over inside 3 days. Australia win by 260.

yawn

>>149132696
Remember the days when being the best team in the world meant actually being good, instead of just less shit than the others?

>>149132696
just as rc predicted

>rc
I thought he killed himself

>>149132696
put some anzac biscuits in mumza's woolies shopping trolley but probably won't come until tomorrow
hoping the deck flattens out enough for a 4th day

>>149132723
>>149132752
Who?

>>149132756
>shopping trolley
†virtual trolley

>>149131906
...yh
>>149131671
please refer to >>149132235
tabla x

>>149132171
kokomo, not even memeing

>>149131671
6. Bard his batting average
7. Zachy his bicep curl one rep max
8. where micksperg was in the 10 hours following the button webm being posted.

Reminder Jason Gillespie and Damien Martyn weren't even that good and were carried by a great team

>>149132841
pfft, that's when they sold out and started doing pop music

what's your favourite Six & Out song fellas? for me it's Has Been

>>149132171
i get around
>>149132869
proud mary

what's your favourite kanye song fellas?

>>149132187
sabotage

>>149132888
who? did he play for the Windies?

>>149132844
Martyn was overseas tour specialist

>>149132888
Estelle - American Boy (feat. Kanye West)

>>149132235
they'll just think I'm scratchin me nuts mate

>>149132888
>>149132913

>>149132888
checked.
https://youtu.be/VAJKNyOLj8c?si=ftthcHgW_4xY2KIw

real shanty town shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyjnXAy9yNs

>>149132941
can kinda vibe with this

>>149132941
match soundtrack to rabada and ngidi bowling

>>149132844
Marto was a gun. We don’t win in India in 2004 without him

>>149132844
dont speak about that which you did not witness, zoomie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq5cYaCR5OA

>>149133021
Absolute porn

This Test match will be over today. Fuck me why does every other country have to be so shit at cricket

>>149132844
Nuh-uh. Not falling for the bait.

>>149133054
Expect far less UK flags ITT tonight
Spineless!

>>149133035
brother get some of this in your veins
i still ardently believe this is the greatest shot ever played in cricket

>>149133054
It's a dying sport, just like Australian Rules Football

>>149132844
Putting Damien "gets out to a cut shot he knows he can't play properly" Martyn with Jason Gillespie is racist.

>>149132888
on sight

couple bongs till cricket back on

>>149133054
Enjoy this beautiful period of dominance while it lasts fren. Half the Aussie team will retire before the end of next year and we haven’t really got much in the cupboard to replace them with. 2027 onwards will be some tough years.

>>149133103
Hopefully 2027 being so juicy with an wtc(probably), away ashes, away india, away south africa, 150 year test anniversary is enough to keep them all on minus Usman
Starc, hoff and Smith really don't look about to retire

>>149133103
That's what they said would happen back in the 90's
>Australia will doomed without Taylor, Jones, Slater, Healy, Boonie and Border

>>149133103
south africa and new zealand are looking like they'll have decent teams with the next generation
we should be fine, theres some quality names already in state criccy
>konstas
>owen
>connolly
>murphy
>davies brothers
>sangha
>edwards
>o’neill
>buckingham
>haskett

>>149133103
as long as neither bannedcroft or handscum ever get a game again, >our future success is assured

Quarter to 9 in the morning and the brits haven't shown their faces itt yet - pitiful!
Neutral venue by the way

>>149133153
>greek
>irish
>irish
>irish
>welsh
>don't know
>english
>irish
>english
>german

>>149133184
I don't know what it's like over there this morning but it's overcast and a bit drizzly here slightly muggy and if I didn't have to get up I'd still be asleep

>>149133184
it should be commonplace for brits to not show their faces

>>149132888
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irBP5FnksKc

>>149133188
There haven’t been many micks in the team in recent years. In the next few years they could make up a third of the team.

>>149133206
The more the merrier

*sips coffee*

>>149133206
Aside from Murphy and Connolly, the last mick to play for Australia was probably Steve O’Keefe. Before him, Quiney?

>>149133213
wont save the jaapies

>>149133213
a blistering 27

>>149133219
michael clarke

a fully fit chris lynn

>>149133219
Doherty

>>149133219
mick marsh plays right now fella

>>149133213
>summer day in UK is only 4c higher than it is in Sydney during the middle of winter.

evening gents

>>149133258
You will see poms complain about the heat today

>4c
they use pence spastic

what time is kick off (aest)?

Not allowed to use your feet in cricket mate

>>149133296
730

>>149133308
they were over 10 overs short yesterday
should be half an hour earlier, no? or is that only for rain?

>>149132171
kokomo

>>149133332
doubt it, coverage starts at 7pm and theres 30mins of build up

Morning boets

brian pillson wishes he were this cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RbMTDLFOjA

>>149133355
morning jaapie, whos going to stand up with the bat today?

>>149133358
Jansen and Rabada in a record setting 9th wicket partnership I reckon is our only shot

>>149133374
jansen can bat a bit right? think hes a bit like starc in that regard

>>149133381
He’s played some shots yeah. Top score of 84 in tests it seems

>>149133387
Konstas has a BULGE on him huh?

Anyone been watching the T20 Blast?
>Essex
No.

>>149121060 (OP)
Can't believe Chokli fans ever compared him to Smith in Tests. Australia is truly the greatest cricketing nation

I only watch when Australia are losing

>>149133394
clearly put a sock down there

>>149133357
cool song, is the band still touring?

>>149133394
likes to wear a box 24/7

>>149133410
You never know when Warner will box check ya

>>149133413
Mr or Mrs?

>>149133394
Hate to break it to you but I think he stuffs

>>149133417
Kekekekek

>>149133415
kek

australia all out 212 lads

>>149133439
He's starting to look like a country national party senator

anyone up for an unhinged and profoundly uneducated discussion upon eschatology?

bard probably

>>149133398
This dude is hungry for Australian cocks.

>>149133439
such a tool LoL
worst commentator ever

>>149133447
not really a good time right now maybe after stumps

>>149121081
I'm assuming the rest won't be worth watching. No spoilers please but can you at least tell me if gets close at the end? Close enough to be worth tuning in for at all?

>>149133452
That's the first thing you think about?

>>149133439
Who does he think he is? Bob Hatter?

>>149133439
why is he wearing a cowboy hat? are there cowboys in Queensland?

>>149133466
Yes in north queensland many cowboys

>>149133473
This is a 9 in new zealand

>>149133464
more like Matthew Haton haha

If the boks get bowled out before luncheon, whats the betting for when this match ends lol, like lunch on day 3?

>>149133484
Let's not get ahead of the situation. Australia will want to restrict the SA first innings total to something below 200, so won't necessarily be aggressively going for wickets

>>149133452
Starting to smell a bit in here lads

who's winning?

What's for din dinz?

If they fall they fall

when's the griggy start?

NEW
>>149119720
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>>149119720

>>149133519
>>149133519
>>149133519

in here
>>149133527
>>149133527
>>149133527

>>149133522
>>149133529

>>149133452
That's not me

>>149133466
>>149133478
Oh yeah, very funny guys, this is an 11yo QLD boy who played cricket without his hat on for ONE day last summer. Pray for forgiveness.

>>149133562
Thank Vishnu my skin is suited to bear tropical sun like a true Aryan