Thread 149124296

bundes: Klub-WM and shit edition

>Sun, 15.06
02:00 Ahly : Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami
18:00 FC Bayern München : Auckland City FC
21:00 Paris Saint-Germain FC : Atlético FC
>Mon, 16.06
00:00 SE Palmeiras : FC Porto
04:00 Botafogo FR : Seattle Sounders FC
21:00 Chelsea FC : LAFC
>Tue, 17.06
00:00 CA Boca Juniors : Casa do Sport Lisboa e Benfica
03:00 CR Flamengo : Espérance Sportive de Tunis
18:00 Fluminense FC : BV Borussia 09 Dortmund
21:00 Club River Plate : Urawa Red Diamonds Ladies
>Wed, 18.06
00:00 Ulsan HD FC : Mamelodi Sundowns FC
03:00 CF Monterrey : FC Internazionale Milano
18:00 Man City : Wydad AC
21:00 Real Madrid CF : Al Hilal FC

>Thu, 19.06
00:00 CF Pachuca : FC Salzburg


Tomorrow 13:00
>PK with squad announcement for the Wundes EURO (02.07.2025 – 27.07.2025)

previous thread: >>149056842

gulia :)

>>149124356
see >>149123488
(and expect disappointment)

>>149124632
>Nimoy Kackné

>>149124670
ist da jemand mad dass wir euren besten spieler for free bekommen haben? bahahaha

>>149124696
>besten

>>149124802
oh you mad mad

>>149124632
>>149124696
I can't believe someone would actually retarded enough to pay him more than what Hoeneß offered
and they came in like fucking double of that
I want to build the guy responsible at Gala a statue in front of the AA

>>149125148
>Inr him

>>149125148
>in die Höhle des Löwen
doesn't know about the jt apparently

>>149124802
>Neinmal Mösiala
>Kakael Poolise
>Shartphonso Analvies

>>149125428
meddybert

>>149124508
Ugh

my new PC comes tomorrow :3

post spec

its a potato brother
1060 and amd cpu from 2017

>>149126029
How sad

T. 4090-Owner

reminder that muttsiala is just sane 2.0 btw

>>149126217
not really gonna game on it other than some emulation, I've got my ps5 and Xbox for that

>>149126046
Didn't the "Telekomiker" already give it away, that it's a clown league?

>>149124296 (OP)
I look like this

>>149127076
60 years of hurt, island monkey

>>149127628
GuMo monkeyanon how r u

>>149127744
morning in Mumbai?

>>149124296 (OP)
She looks like she'd like a dick pic sent by me

>>149127764
yes yes 10 cents also arrived in my bank account just right now

>>149127803
keeps you alive for another day, I suppose
sadly

>>149127841
10 cents closer to buying your mother for a night.

>>149127956
dont project from your own filthy family traditions unto others

>>149127956
keeeeeek

>>149129239
Rasheed from Bangalore I suppose

>>149127956
Monkeyanonsisters??

>>149129625
how is the air in Dehli?

>>149130372
dont make it too obvious by posting the whole nght, you indian shill donkeys

>>149127956
oh nonononono

>>149124296 (OP)
>>149127423
I want to cum in her and you.

im really rattling the indian shillfarm
theyre staying up all night just for me

GuMo

GuMo
looks like Sane didn't fail the Galatasaray medical last night, Bayern bros are finally free

>Fatlume
wew

>>149132553
lol

>>149132517
good riddance

>>149132544
literally me on the bottom right

>>149132632
you look qt, have you looked into femboyism?

>>149132654
dont think tthat is what he means

>>149132517
Hab ihn noch nie so glücklich gesehen

>>149132632
Are you Armenian too like Artur Aselanyan?

>>149132544
kein social media?! geisteskranker irrer!!!

>>149132741
I think he just doesnt like muslims

>>149132779
This but unironically

>>149132544
wew, I'm only one friend off of being him

in one year, when he wins us the WC, (You) all are going to apologize. Feel free to screenshot this post

>>149132924
Who?

>>149132924
stop shitting up the thread with your brown monkeys

>>149132934
kys

your monkeys get uglier

ooh ooh ah ah

GuMo ihr schizos

>Der Streit um Polens Rekordtorjäger Robert Lewandowski (36) hat seinen vorläufigen Höhepunkt erreicht. Nationaltrainer Michal Probierz räumt seinen Posten

The loss against mighty Finland doesn't have anything to do with it

>>149132990
Should never ever play professionell Fussi again.

>>149133202
Erdogan cant stopp winning

>Der Artikel der „Daily Mail“ ist wie folgt betitelt
>„Thomas Tuchel is just another failing, over-hyped mercenary... he needs to go already!“

Welcome to ___????

>>149132990
Funny how Vinicius didn't even get a yellow although he initiated that whole chimpout

>>149133236
kek how many games did Tuchel have, 3 or 4 glorified friendlies?

>>149133236
Er fällt auf die Yellow-Press herein

>>149133236
I just checked the comments. Nobody agrees with the writer lol they're like "we're lucky to have Tuchel".
Apparently it's the same writer who said that it was a disgrace that England hired a german coach and it's also the same guy who used to suck Southgate's cock for years on the Daily Mail

>Der VfL Wolfsburg hat seinen neuen Trainer gefunden. Am Donnerstag präsentierten die Wölfe Paul Simonis, der nach dem Überraschungserfolg mit den Go Ahead Eagles Deventer aus den Niederlanden losgeeist werden konnte

He will only last 10 games

>>149133202
Die Türken-Brücke

>Gerichtsärger für Cathy Hummels! Die Moderatorin wird von einem Rosenheimer Malerbetrieb verklagt. Die Millionärin nahm eine Dienstleistung in Anspruch, war mit den gemalten Motiven nicht zufrieden und stellte finanziell auf Durchzug.
>Cathy Hummels blieb dem Betrieb bisher 13.000 EUR schuldig

>mfw germans call the Euro óy-rô
>mfw germans call Europe óy-rô-pa

>>149133552
meh she remained free of charge for her Alles fur Deutschland statement

>>149133453
>Go Ahead Eagles Deventer

Lel, Wolfsburg mal wieder ne Lachnummer

>>149133552
>Cacky Schummels

>>149133682
Yeah another bald Dutch fraud

>>149132928
>boah moggen bei gala trag ich erstma di zepprim keppi :3

>>149132779
lol now I know what people think of me

>>149133725
>zepprim

2018 wants his trendy clothes back

>>149127771
she likes dick pics very much, she stated it explicitly in one of her interviews

>>149133682
Go Ahead is a well known chud club. He may be fired even before the very first game.

>>149133750
Very naughty

Can't stop winning

>>149134147
god yes please lmao

>>149134100
>only loved they money

>>149134147
Kek

>>149133920
>schön mit ongel lodda nach has gfahrn

christian wück PK now. tom on the edge of his seat

no Sehitler :(

>Einem Bericht von The Athletic zufolge steht Jarell Quansah bei den Leverkusenern auf der Liste für die Besetzung des freigewordenen Innenverteidiger-Postens.
What's Rolfes plan?

>my paket is apparently in town
>doesnt arrive until tomorrow
these fachkräfte aren't good for anything

>>149134912
If it's Amazon you're just a second class customer to them unless you pay 9€ a month to get the privilege of not receiving your Paket 2-3 days later. They went from tge fastest to the slowest Versender in Germany within a decade

>>149133285
How many matches Schonung will der Kartoffeljunge get?

>>149135019
t. Poorfag

>>149135019
nah its Hermes

>>149135209
Paying 108€ each year to get your 6-7 parcels a little earlier is simply cuckolding

>>149135203
They won't fire Tuchel before the world cup. It would be retarded, there are no better coaches available and everyone in management would lose face

>>149134147
lmao literally how

>>149135241
What about prime video chud?

>>149135241
I'm not paying, my parents are

>>149135319
Zero reason to subscribe for that

Anime

>>149135481
this, Prime has so much anime

>>149135335
Based Bürgi wohnt noch bei Mutti

>>149135561
>>149135574
wow

>>149135585
im a young chud

>Neuer: "Leroy hat sich nicht bei der Mannschaft gemeldet"
OH NONONONO

>>149135698
based turk destroying the cuckstomers

>>149134912
Potato bros...

>>149134635
wtf, at least she is will be the first Nachrückerin when another one injures herself.

>>149135222
holy shit, my condolences

>>149135704
Why is he like this?

>>149132741
Vermutlich Stress in der Schule mit Schvrkentvrken

>i didn't listen to jt and didn't bought BAT at $30 and didn't bought Philip Morris at $100
damn bros... we retards...

Also remember to only fly on airbus when possible, it's worth the extra money (much harder for domestic travel in Detroit VSA though -- SAD!)

>>149136452
mit dem kleingeld wisch ich mir den arsch up

>>149136469
Es ist VSA hier - speak English

How many today

>>149136791
1 against Tonga and South West Selkirk isles

>>149136791
nothing woltebitch does in this tournament counts

>>149136791
how is this guy allowed to play in the U21 EM?

>>149136892
Based retard

>>149136892
the age at the start of the qualifiers is the only relevant criterion

>Schon ab dem 24. Juli kostet das monatlich kündbare „Live-Sport Monatsabo“ von Sky nicht mehr 35,99 Euro, sondern 44,99 Euro pro Monat. Das bedeutet einen Anstieg von 25 Prozent.
Pay up wagie

>>149136892
wtf this guy is older than me, I thought he was 19-20

>Sacha Boey könnte den FC Bayern auf Leihbasis verlassen. Nach Informationen des türkischen Transfer-Experten Burhan Can Terzi gibt es zwischen Galatasaray und dem deutschen Rekordmeister Fortschritte bei einem möglichen Leihgeschäft für den französischen Rechtsverteidiger. Demnach laufen die Gespräche derzeit weiter, mit dem Ziel, eine Kaufoption in den Leihvertrag aufzunehmen.
More like Resterampay

>>149137119
kys zoomer

>>149124296 (OP)
imagine forcing this stupid whore to go naked into a flüchtlingsheim with no way to escape

don't (you) me gramps

>>149137012
wish i could get my boomer dad to cancel this shit

>piggies play
how am i supposed to enjoy my U Euro now

Addicted to legal Amphetamine and porn lads for 2 years

Got some acid that might help
What do

>>149135704
wrong.

>>149135704
because hes travelling to Shartmerica to play his final games right now (but only in June)
source: @Plettigoal

>>149137456
I'm 33 (me in middle pic btw)

>>149137603
One last ride

>>149137497
Drugs are bad

>>149137709
Bokbokbok

>>149137693
how's the family planning going?

>>149137012
>Year of the Lord 2024+1^2025
>PayTV kike still thinks he can milk the Goyman Michel
OLMO

captcha: xJTxx

>>149137012
>>149137905
>lose the saturday comfy
>increase prices for 25%
Die unsichtbare Hand des Marktes regelt mal wieder.

>FC Chelsea wohl an Woltemade dran
The Bundes keeps getting gerupft

>>149137900
Sehr seher gut aber I hope there is no war

>>149137941
yeah but my point is that you cannot scam the German in a way you can scam the Island Monkey with pay tv. It's a cultural thing. You have to adapt the scammage to the mentality of the people.

>>149137905
football is recession (depression) proof
have you learned nothing from covid?
when everything else fails rheinmetall bros will jump in

>>149137994
mentioned the English again award

>>149137994
wrong

>>149135319
>paying for movies on the internet

>>149138027
wrong what? I already told you the Goyman Michel lets himself get scammed but not with shit like Pay(pig) TV or click per view and shit.

Btw I remember when a SMS costed 50cents and 0,99€ pro angefangene Minute, so don't @ me with Mobilfunkkosten.

>>149138027
I have not once used more than 2gb with my mobile internet connection.

>>149138027
I get 8gb for 8€ at telekom

>>149138027
>>149138291
nvm it's 13GB

>>149137983
btw I expect you to supply us with grade a muttgolem memes when jews start a war with based Iran

>>149138269
because you don't go outside lol

>>149138309
and they have non prepaid like this
so 50gb for 30€
are you British?

>>149138300
Really makes you think

>>149132990
what a deranged animal

>>149138346
tbf i barely use my phone when i am outside because i am occupied by the tasks i am outisde for. Using my phone for something besides payment or digital tickets or some chat message never really happens to me and i cant think how people end up in situations where they need gbs of data and there is no wlan you can just use.

>>149138309
>>149138355
>imagine being a telecuck

>>149138396
nope
never gonna use a reseller again
the quality difference for mobile internet is insane where I live

>>149138355
no person in the history of mankind has ever used 50gb of mobile data. Nobody has ever bought this from telekom. It is just a meme to make the actual sellers appear cheaper.

>>149138420
Definitely possible if you're a TikTok addicted zoomer that doesn't use a computer

>>149138468
they all use their parents wlan as well as their schools.

>>149138486
>they all
doubt

>>149138396
Aldi is so based (i hope they hire me)

what mental illness is this?
are you ok kicker?

>Die TSG Hoffenheim hat den dritten Neuzugang für die kommende Saison verpflichtet. Vom FC Basel kommt Leon Avdullahu nach Sinsheim.
>Dem Vernehmen nach zahlt Hoffenheim bis zu 9,5 Millionen Euro für Avduallahu, an dem auch der VfL Wolfsburg und Borussia Mönchengladbach interessiert gewesen sein sollen.

>>149138702
Sommerloch

>>149138720
So nenn ich deine Mutter auch

has anyone refuted this lineup yet?

>Andrich
No (You) for you

>>149138843
>Koch
>Anton
>Süle
>Andrich
>Dahmen

>>149138702
>kicker
Melody=Ankündigungslord

>>149138583
what so special about aldi job? only difference to Lidl is that aldi cashiers earn slightly more, are prettier and have natural breasts. Also at aldi people will watch you pee, while at Lidl they watch you pee and also record you.

>>149138702
kicker hates bayern

>>149139004
>anyone in goymedia
>hating Buyern
oh my sweet sommerlochchild

>>149139028
monkey anon

>>149139028
it's still spring tho

Did you get your drachenlordkissen at temu yet?
https://share.temu.com/EKhzDBKBsBA

>>149137471
Aber bitte ohne Sané

>>149139003
he wants to be german so bad

>>149139108
Austrian/wect austrian (bavarian)

@149139387 hald doch einmal deine klappe

>>149138843
cmon bro no bbc's??!

puh

>>149139528
De Roggo

>>149139528
>sat1 joyn und ran
HARD pass

>>149139528
>first 4 names on the sheet are n0er
yeah not watching

>>149139528
>Brajan Gruda
what happened to our wonderboy?

>>149124296 (OP)
>Klub-WM
fuck off I'm not watching this shit

>>149139619
not like you have a choce wagie

Guys someone told me to shaddup ;___; pls ignore this post if you want me to be quiet. 1 like = respekt

gib a ruh

>>149139528
>>149139567
>ran.de
redirects to joyn, ran.de shows ukraine - denmark l m a o

>>149139772
game hasn't started yet retardo

>>149139616
Benched by Shartzeler

>>149139772
why would anyone want to watch piggies play

what would it take for bayern to crash and burn

>>149139528
have my kids rocco

Max Eberl on missing out on Florian #Wirtz and FC Bayern’s transfer plans:

“If I’m being honest, I don’t know if we could have matched what Liverpool are apparently paying now. Florian Wirtz is an outstanding player. We definitely could have imagined signing him. But when one door closes, another one opens.”

Nico #Williams?
“Lots of names. Lots of names.”

Hat unsern Verein nie geliebt

>>149140018
>Ynr when he said that he likes the Veltins Arena more than the Allianz Arena

>>149139958
Der wirtschaftet uns in den Bankrott

>>149140018
>>149140047
I can't believe this day has actually come
it feels like a dream
he's finally gone

>>149140018
wir sind größer als ihr

>>149140047
De Liroy mit dem IS-Gruß

>>149140047
Zum ersten Mal sieht er Fans

>>149140064
Now kick Gayretzka, Gnabry, Mudzialar, Neuer, Kimmich and Kompanie

>>149139840
buying wirtz for 150mil and giving him 25mil/year

>>149140065
>wir

A.D.I.D.A.B.

>>149140135
For what? He will be out of the season after the first 4 weeks.

Glasknochen 2.0

I really dont like babbel

>>149140018
Istanbul is based af tßh

>>149140110
Schalkebros?

since kicker got taken over by even more leftist subhumans it has become even more shit. more niggerworship and they even have a stream of some fucking esport or something now. i just want to see all these useless subhumans get put in their place one day

Woltebitch no show incumming

>>149139787
it did by now and nothing changed, joyn is showin woltenoshow, ran hohols

long throw-in chads wwat

>>149140400
>>149140369
KWAB

WOLTECHAD

>>149140686
Chadmade immer gut drauf gegen die Kids

>Woltechad scoring against people his age doesn’t count because… it just doesn’t okay!!!
lel

u21 Slowenia? its Woltebitch time!

based Atuchad

>>149137130
Hä wie geil ist das denn?
Wollen die nicht noch Kackbry und Gayretzka?

>>149137012
Gibts da Nutzerzahlen wie viele das tasächlich boch bezahlen?

BICK DICK NICK

WOLTECHAD x2
also thanks to based Rosefielder of course

>>149139074
Thanks, I bought 4

149141098
seething

>>149141123
*taps the sign*

think we got our next mokuko
generetional talent

>best player in his age group
>NOOOOOOOO it doesn’t count because he didn’t finish his four chances against the best national teams in the world aaaaahhhhhh

hes 3 years above the age gap

monkey losing his mind about Woltemade
lol

>149141192
>>best player in his age group
he's older than Wirtz and Musiala lmao

>>149141298
yes 2 serious non blundershitga opponents and he gets bullied off the pitch lmao

>>149141298
he didnt even play that bad
and it was his first
he will only get better

>>149141319
>Phil Foden is a star in his league
lol

hattymade

>Preußen Münster
it's Woltechad time
>1. FC Kaiserslautern
it's Woltechad time
>Jahn Regensburg
it's Woltechad time
>Eintracht Frankfurt
it's Woltechad time
>Union Berlin
it's Woltechad time
>1. FC Heidenheim
it's Woltechad time
>RB Leipzig
it's Woltechad time
>SC Freiburg
it's Woltechad time
>VfL Wolfsburg
it's Woltechad time
>TSG Hoffenheim
it's Woltechad time
>Bayer Leverkusen
it's Woltechad time
>Spain U21
it's Woltechad time
>Fc St. Pauli
it's Woltechad time
>FC Augsburg
it's Woltechad time
>Arminia Bielefeld
it's Woltechad time
>Slovenien U21
it's Woltechad time

WHAT A CHAD

>>149141349
Phil foden has more talent in his kleiner zeh than the 2m giraffe in his whole body

>>149141324
exactly

>>149141415
lmao

>>149133552
>Während Cathy Hummels bei Instagram klagt (Kommentarfunktion aus!) und gegen Medien austeilt, wartet die Malerin weiter auf ihr Geld – und das, obwohl Hummels zum Gerichtstermin im Luxus-Outfit erschien: Designer-Schuhe, Hermès-Gürtel (1k €) – aber keine bezahlte Rechnung.
and still there are people here r fucking n thinking mats judgement is great l ma o

>>149141415
60 years of hurt

>>149141406
fucking grim that one anon got a point

>>149136791
two, at least

>>149141441
bin aus indien

>Just enjoying Planet 1999 with their classic "Party"

Musik in meinen Ohren

>>149141465
grim

>>149140018
>ringfinger longer than the pointing finger
what was the meaning of that one again?

>>149141406
never scored against b00n like Hollerchad tho

>>149141496
higher exposure to testosterone in the womb

>>149141406
this was against Spain

>>149141547
hollerbitchbros how do we respond without sounding mad?

>Hollerbitch out of nowhere
bleib mir weg with these sub-double-digits-goals-per-Bundesliga-season players my god

>149141572
faceless keeper? its Woltebitch time!

>>149141603
so should be good enough for England

>scored a goal in all three games vs bulls this season
funny that

cuck bulls were absolutely awful this season ofc its woltebitch time

Tresoldi is a real kwab
di Salvo's nepo babby

Die wollen uns den Wolechad klauen

>>149141729
Epl is a discount Bundesliga at this point
absolutely laughable league

1:0

>>149141768
olmo

2:0

>>149141845
>that attendance
women pull more by now

finally Viper

>>149141863
>>149141845
2 tap ins

>>149141972
Inzaghimade

Englel scored
need a goal now

Can this hsv tranny stop replying to himself and forcing the woltechad/woltechud/woltebitch thing my goodness

>>149142088
take your meds

you are HATTYMADE

comfy Woltechad Dreierpack yes yes yes

why is he so selfish?

Who can stop him?

The destroyer of Slovenia

>>149142168
teams that don't play children

>>149142168
das ist genau das level von Stolpermade

based atu

>monkey making 100 posts in 1 hour when Woltemade scores
kek

>>149142305
where was Woltemonkey in the last week

spitzenreiter spitzenreiter hey hey

3:0

Woltemades dad almost played for Woltemadehausen lel

>>149137379
She's cute and wholesome. Why are you like this? She's also my wife BTW.

>>149138883
>Koch
Koch played well for the NT
>Anton
>Süle
Anton and Süle are solid defenders at Dortmund
>Andrich
whats wrong with Andrich
>Dahmen
best goalkeeper in Bundes

Completed passes: Sovenia 421 DE 237
Different approach to our A team it seems

Woltemade oz based also post gwinn ass or tits or pusy or other cute pics

>>149142477
lmao

>>149142671
she turned down a playboy offer tßh :(

>>149142776
She's so pure * _ *

zu Befehl

>>149137119
https://youtu.be/uexCJRRNdB4
That's what Woltemade looked as an U18 player btw

Sneed chucks based

>>149124296 (OP)
>German girl are ugl-

>>149141845
>>149141863
>>149142395
He can't be bargained with,
He can't be reasoned with,
He doesn't feel pity!

>>149138843
Mittelstädt for Koch - Schlotterbeck as LCB
also >Süle as RB. granted there aren’t many alternatives but this is not it
looks fine apart from that

GuMo

>>149142671
have fun in Iran chud

>>149124296 (OP)
she's pretty

>>149124296 (OP)
>Urawa Red Diamonds Ladies

Für mich, ists Pamela Reif.

>>149150910
>brown eyes and BBL
droped

>>149147953
His goofy ass combined with your little poem just make me kek every time

>>149150791
they can definitely pull us into AND they will

>>149142671
she lately stated in an interview that she's getting too many dick pics on social media. ergo she wants even more or she would just shut the fuck up. just women logics things i guess...

>>149151012
>us
how does one dodge drafting?

>>149151059
Show them your mental illness

>>149151059
does being extremely overweight still work?

>>149151059
the old trick was to just break your own arm ;(

How will this affect Tractor FC

>>149151059
I'll proudly wear my JN shirt and show them my mitgliedsausweiß, should get the job done

]Das Chelsea-Interesse ist laut BILD-Informationen real. Nach dem Auftaktspiel der U21-EM reagierte Woltemade nun darauf. „Ich glaube, so etwas gehört dazu“, sagt der Rechtsfuß und fügt hinzu: „Es wäre nicht optimales Scouting, wenn ein Verein das jetzt nicht auf dem Zettel hätte.“ BILD hakte noch einmal nach: Hätten Sie denn Bock auf Chelsea? „Über meine Zukunft mache ich mir jetzt gerade keine Gedanken.“
Why is he so cocky?

>>149151187
>Es wäre nicht optimales Scouting, wenn ein Verein das jetzt nicht auf dem Zettel hätte

>>149151187
so kvlt and hvmble unser kleiner woltemesi :)

>>149150996
It's from Terminator (1984)

>>149151308
>monkeyanon is a redditor
checks out

>>149151243
>Sa. 19:00
Deutschland - Niederlande

>>149151487
whitest man in Istanbul

>>149151579
we're all in Almanland

>Leupolz beendet Karriere
a dark day for tom

>>149151487
Was geht denn mit seiner alten ab?

>>149151740
is this even the same women?

>>149151769
she seems to have switched up her style a bit

>>149151303
yeah sounds more like a Hollerbitch-tier statement
not very sympathisch by based Woltechad he should know and do better

>>149151487
WTF I genuinely thought that the woman was just some mentally ill fan. Is this really her?>>149151947

>>149152267
Yeah

>>149152267
yes
easily recognisable by the neck tattoo

>>149152408
This pic>>149151947 looks shopped. I've never seen her with tattoos. What a trashy freak

oh it’s real
the real trashy tattoo is the entirely blacked out right arm and the full chest pattern thing

Sane is really ugly
Like almost it'd be better if his face was disfigured like Ribery

>>149151059
Just leave Goymany.

>>149133618
That's the correct way to do it.
The same way the ancient Greek pronounced it when they declared Europe, Asia and Libya(=Africa).
The continental languages have remained reasonably close to that. The English are simply out of their fucking minds.

>>149152610
come on now, Sane is objectively attractive

>>149152610
The mustache makes Sane look disfigured, the goatee is the icing on the shit cake. He looked normal before that

>>149151487
kök ok seine mutter ist schon irgendwie trashig

Really is funny how isrxxl is able to do literally whatever it wants with no consequences whatsoever, in fact it even gets support for more heinous actions!

>>149153308
inb4 Israel flagged JT shartposts when your on the front xD

>>149153308
I am happy whenever they 'eliminate' some violent muslims but the double standards are as grotesque as it gets. German media does not dare to say a bad word about Israel although their government is about 10x more "extreme-right" than the AfD here. There is not one critical comment, it's hilarious watching this

>>149153637
>whenever they 'eliminate' some violent muslims
that just leads to more flüchtlingswellen you mongo

>>149153667
The Gaza barbarians are still stuck in their Hamas shithole and the Persian Raketenwissenschaftler are not gonna seek asylum in Duisburg-Marxloh

>>149153753
yes and even the """normal""" ones are terrbible

>Die AC Mailand beschäftigt sich weiterhin intensiv mit einer Verpflichtung von Granit Xhaka (32). Das geht aus einem Bericht der italienischen Gazzetta dello Sport hervor. Der Zeitung zufolge gebe es mittlerweile erste Gespräche zwischen dem Klub aus der Serie A und Bayer 04 Leverkusen.
Cuckiekusen strikes again

If Bayern don't get Williams the next season is already over before it has begun. PSG won't let Barcola go so Nico is their last chance to compete for a CL title

>>149153997
getting rid of overpaid boomers for young talent is a good thing tho , der eberl could learn a thing

>>149154066
Barcola is fucking shit by the way. Total Blender for shitty scouts.

>>149154077
There is no young talent right now. Xhaka would dominate Bayern's midfield and Kimmich would look like a little bitch next to him. You simply can't afford to have weak manlets in that position no matter how try-hard they are

>>149154066
>>149154077
>>149154093
Uhhh this is the israel-iran war thread guess you guys didn't get the memo

>>149154093
He's almost as good as Williams in terms of attacking but he's much better when it comes to help the team defensively. It's not even worth talking about it because PSG wouldn't let him go unless someone paid like 120M which is not realistic

>>149154130
you're getting drafted LMAO

i got your mumo instead

>>149154130
mam, this is a mcdonalds

>>149154250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQRL97fq3o

>>149150996
Whave you ever thought, that you are mentally ill?

>>149154290
don't make the shartking feel more welcome

>>149151659
you have to go back

>>149154066
what the fuck are you even hallucinating about? noone needs that monkey

>>149153997
All the rats are leaving the ship, kek

>>149154126
are you stupid, monkey?

>>149154471
go back to your shithole

>>149154471
Do you think she's looking at a dick pic there?

>>149154519
certainly not yours

>>149154519
this is literally me and nö I dont

>>149154519
Sure here is one for you too

>>149154515
who the fuck wakes up at 3pm
you're a lazy hartzer man

>>149154551
says the guy, that shits up the thread 24/7 with his brainfarts

>>149154519
no because otherwise she'd be drooling

>>149154564
>says the guy, that shits up the thread 24/7 with his brainfarts
spiegel

>>149154642
youre literally here more than me
so how am I the Hartzer, you stupid turk?

>>149154650
monkeyanon is the mentally illest poster on this board

>>149154066
On Bayern List:

>Kackcola
>Pico Pilliams
>Rafa Lmao

>>149154695
im not here 24/7

>>149154721
>Bradley Fartcola

>>149154663
im Indian not a turk

>>149154788
same brown shit

bist du jz fertig mit den selbstgesprächen?

>>149152610
>Sane is really ugly
He looks better than his grill, for one.

>>149150111
thank you for the response

they are hamburger patties
now i get it

>>149155132
reminds me of new jersey fried bologna

no, it symbolises the rock sisyphus has to roll up the mountain in the underworld. an allegory to the human condition, a la Camus - “one must imagine cuckmunders happy” as they keep choking and find that therein lies their purpose

those are supposed to be honeywombs. I don't see it tho, more like an asteroid belt or something.

don't ask me about those weird lines below the breast area tho

>>149155210
amen

>>149155276
why he söyjacking

>>149155276
>weird lines below the breast area tho
must be coke lines

>>149155336
casey tear

>>149132741
His name was Achleitner
https://de.pinterest.com/pumaachleitner/?invite_code=f012826914024c02990db619f3033724&sender=882494626890618433

>>149156107
>?invite_code=f012826914024c02990db619f3033724&sender=882494626890618433
also:
>catpeople
worst of the worst

>>149156107
monkey cope
>der Vater stammt aus Armenien

>>149156107
Why did he take his mother's name and not his Armenian father's name?

>>149156107
not clicking that virus chuddy

>>149156214
maybe they weren't even married.

>After meeting with Bayern twice, Nico Williams met with Barcelona today as @Sport reported…

>…and Lamine Yamal has just shared this picture on his Instagram account. ⤵

bok bok bok BOOOOK

>>149157388
good
one less overhyped monkey in the bundes

Are there any female players browsing
/bundes/?

>>149157388
>Real spending 63 million on a 17 year old winger
The market must be really fucked.
KdB might be the bargain of the window.

>>149157670
Yes, me.

t. Giulia

>>149157670
andre is a /bundes/ homie and he showd it to charlotte

>Nico Williams wants to join Barcelona now
Eberl what the fuck are you doing you fat pig, can't you bring any good players?

>>149158440
Dani Olmo 60m on the last day

>>149158247
What happened to vollposting? Did she lose all her powers when she started growing out her hair?

>>149158634
she is still qt wiht longer hair but she just has not been as active on social media as before

I drink drink drink the beer

>>149158550
just fucking pay the 70m for Leao and give him whatever salary he wants

>>149158789
based, me too. the gute perlenbacher hellers out of the êxquisite plastikflasche

hello hello
new pc test test test

>>149159483
based based

plox post /bundes related images my harddrive is empty

>>149159483
i cry everytime i see gpu prices that won't let me run pathtracing at acceptable fps fpr wqhd

>>149158826
yes yes, for me it’s Störtebeker, Jever and Berliner Berg so far

>>149159568
we dont need that autism here

>>149159690
Damit ist der Sommer vorbei!

>>149158792
>Rafa Lmao

>>149157388
>Eboarl kills himself

just sack Eberl if he can't get two out of Leao/Barcola/Nico/Rodrygo/Xavi Simons

>>149160746
noone needs any of these donkeys

why are germans such greats athletes?

https://youtu.be/0rcFjeZTN9E?t=179

>>149160832
this guy could walk down a bussy german street and no one would recognise him

>>149161257
relevance?

>>149160832
Looking forward to see him compete at the Olympics next year

I've become too lazy and depressed to drink proper amounts of beer. I'm nuckleling on a single bottle the entire night. It's absolutely grim.

>>149161767
maybe change the beer?

or dont drink
its not good anyway

>>149161767
I can't drink two beers. It's either 1 or like 7 xD

post more gwinn piccos

>>149161289
just a crazy thought desu, that guy is earning more than all german footballers

>>149162438
I dont think that is true

gute Doku über Erfindung des Elfmeterschiessens von einem deutschen Schiedsrichter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK4-sI_ViHw

GuMo

>>149161257
depends on the town. The hockey cities have big fanbases. He is most likely the most well known athlete when he is in cologne or mannheim

>>149160811
noone needs eboarl to be honest

>>149161767
beer is the drink of the plebs. man sagt nicht umsonst brot und spiele für die massen. bier ist flüssiges brot und spiel zugleich. genau so wie kaffee das drink der wagies ist. schöner bluthochdruck gepaart mit herzfrequenz mhhhh wirklich toll!!

>>149168254
sören, don't waste time posting here. The retired architect couples are already on their way to alnatura buy all the vegan japanese mayo you are trying to get for the past 2 weeks.

>>149162111
Don't have many

>>149168506
when she had her 2nd major injury, I thought she was a goner for sure. Props to her for coming back even stronger.

>>149168643
That's all I got.

>>149168323
I knew some Idiot would try to defend his liquid poison. Enjoy your liquid estrogen my nigger. i bet you have massive bitch tits and diarrhea

I also promote drinking mineral water so hydrate yourself

>Das Militär in den Straßen eines Spielorts, kein Urlaub für die Spieler und ein verdächtiger Deal mit Saudi-Arabien: Herzlich willkommen zur Klub-WM in den USA!
man, they are still in Qatar world cup mode
only this time they can't talk about the migrant workers because that would mean Trump is right

I promote drinking water, coffee and beer
2l each per day make for a properly balanced diet

Watch Sane getting seriously injured at the club world club with Bayern and Galatasaray canceling his contract because he's out for many months

Bravo Hannes Wolf!
>ynr Hannes Wolf and the absolutely delusional and obsessed Ösi

>>149169717
>2 liters of hot coffee
it's 30° and rising here

>>149169782
yeah when it’s hot like today I’d mostly drink it in the shade and cap it at one litre
plus side: I can allocate this litre to beer and/or water consumption

>>149169782
drink hot drinks to tell your body to cool down in warm weather, drink cold drinks to tell you body to heat up in cold weather.

>>149169743
ServusTV is the only based Ösi TV station

>>149168667
You're a fag. Nice cope. I'm gonna have myself a cold one right now.

Eberl, it's about time you give this boy a call

>>149169963
He would be a good 8 I think (huge improvement over Goretzka/Kimmich) and a nice backup for the 10 or even main 10 if Musiala plays on the left wing which is worth a try

>>149170021
he can play as an 8, a 10, and on both wings, there's no reason not to try for him especially since cuckzig is not playing UCL

no mia san mia mentality, fits in way better at weak mind dorkmund

>>149170094
Xavi + Williams would be ideal. Bayern could probably even get rid of Gnabry then.
Why hasn't Coman been sold yet anyway? He wanted to move to Saudi Arabia

he is shit on the wing and way too expensive to just be a Musiala backup
also I hate his disgusting whiny face and don’t want to see it in the Bundes any longer

>>149170149
>your mia san mia mentality

>>149170177
Palhinha on the 6, Xavi on the 8, Kimmich as a right back would make too much sense for Kompany's brain

Kehlibros, are >we only signing another bellingshit and nothing more?

>>149170263
let me guess: you need more?

>>149170406
lmao Svensson already tired of this shit

>PSV-Stürmer Bakayoko steht auf dem Radar des deutschen Spitzenvereins
Bayer Negerkusen

>>149169743
Hab echt im ersten Moment "Erst zwei Tote und einen Assist" gelesen

>>149170632
cool story bro

>>149170589
Rolfes is just another 3smart4u bundes manager fraud filling his squad to the max with talents™
makes one wonder who forced him the sign the big names like Xhaka that dragged his club to the title.
admittedly against the weakest Bayern since Klinsmann

>>149170934
>still doubting Rolfes

>>149138843
>Woldemorde
This meme needs to stop m8
Germany won't win shit against top 5 nations with this shitter

46 Grad und es wird noch heißer

Schmeiß denn Grill an, jetzt geht's los
36 Grad, es wird es Zeit für ′ne Bratwurst
Ich hab ein knallrotes Tretboot, la-la-la-la-la
Imbiss Bronko ist am Grill, denn heute ist ein schöner Tag

>>149172009
esl

>>149171870
absolutely delusional
based Woltechad is the best German footy player in the world atm. would be absolutely ridiculous not to play him

olmo

>>149172443
The next Onana

>>149172443
bundesanons were so based for correctly predicting him to be the next neuer

>>149172443
yjk the h00 up are gonna demand that and will pressure nager

>>149172603
this monkey can be the next Kahn if he wants

149172272
maybe on planet retard

>>149172939
atubvllu is already better than kahn has ever been

>>149172443
To be fair he also said it shouldn't be about skin color but just Leistung or something. Makes me wonder why he even said it in the first place. Maybe they unironically told him to

>"Ich mag sie nicht. Sie ist nutzlos. Wer das Turnier gewinnt, ist der ärmste Gewinner aller Zeiten, denn er muss den ganzen Sommer durchspielen", sagte Jürgen Klopp deshalb über das Turnier.
einfach Kult wie der Kloppo gegen den Kommerz ledert

>>149173800
In theory I love the idea of a club world cup like this but it's simply not doable because the players are already overplayed as is. We saw it at the world cup last year. Most players were a shadow of their former selves. Top players like Kane were a complete joke. It's just gonna be even worse now and the level of play will hit rock bottom.
At some point you just need to stop squeezing them but corrupt officials like Infantino don't give a shit as long as the Saudis keep pumpimg money into this circus to make it appear like arabs are human beings just like rest of us

>>149174117
>35M + 10M loan fee
LOL
I'm not even sure who's more pitiful at this point, Tottenham or Arsenal?

>>149174380
der eberl wurde wider übern tisch gezogne lol

>>149174496
Tel isn't even worth 10M. He'll be playing in the 2. french league in 2 years tops

>>149174685
just need more time la

someone start a new thread, i'm too lazy.

make it Esther Sedlaczek edition

>>149174790
nö diggi

>>149174899
do it you lazy zigeuner

>>149172443
black goalkeepers are always shite, even if at some point they're in good form they will make a fuck up that leads to a crucial gegentor

>>149174913
bundes is cancelled

>>149175500
U19 Euro starts
Klassiker vs Holland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdAZFHrSBvE

>>149127771
She's not into microbiology

>>149175643
not watching that n0erbande

>>149175730
Brunner's dad was in the SS

>>149175751
>>149175779
>>149175779 discuss here

>>149175779

>>149175779