Thread 149124429

>>149114920 previoso

shit thread

>>149124444
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149107698/#149110751

>>149124443
take that back

>>149124444
stop posting this AI slop

FIRST for gaziev

>>149124491
The title waddle starts now

>>149124470
Ya dead daddy raped ya and ya momma hates ya I'm afraid.

K-1 is freedom

Nigger

This

gaziev vs cortes-acosta in the works for main event of ufc spain bernabeu

Y’all ain’t ready for the Usdaddy double champ era

These devil niggas put the baphomet above them

>>149124628
at most i can see him beating buckley but that's the end of the road for ol' marty

>>149124628
dis doo is getting his raisin covered in chocolate ahh head heemed in

>>149124655
that shit is delicious

>>149124675
yeah Im craving some Marty heads right now

mma

>>149124628
He’s still fighting?

Im here to kick your cunts inside out. Now line up and understand its an binary choice; tell me you respect Asian fighters or get weemed

>>149124837
Poopy dookie poop diaper dad dick daddy rape pozz panties I fear, sadly.

Buckley is dead

>>149124628
he thinks ddp will beat khamzat?

Wormbrandt vs Steele

How do I lube my asshole deep and wide enough to fit multiple BBC dildos? I'm gonna freak seeing those two BLACK DADDIES glistening and shirtless...

>>149124890
Same energy

>>149124918
Step one put a loaded .380 in your asshole and pull the trigger

just heemed the meng lads

>>149124890
Nigga looks he’s in The Boys

>>149124899
He says in the clip that he also wants Khamzat 2 but his dream fight is DDP in Africa. He does think Islam will beat JDM though

Starfire? Pawg milf.

>>149124934
Suga... it's not worth it...

>>149124981
Zero chance Pisslam ever actually moves up and fights JDM

>>149124918
Calm down Colby

did dana forget to consider if jdm also wants to move up for double champ status

Just learned that Jones and Miocic fought wtf
What am I in for?

>>149125021
this faggot just won the title why would he be allowed to move up?

>>149125032
Boring

>>149125037
he can't make the weight anymore man

>>149125009
Cope

Marty vs Buckley. Truly a fresh nigga vs thug nigga type of match.

>>149124930
Talmbout a Hunting Rifle round? Beast of a wasteland weapon

>>149125044
I don't believe that. I think he should be audited by the irs.

>>149125112
Connor should've stayed a weight bully

Why did the karate chop not make it into MMA?

jon jones simply cannot make the weight i lament

>>149125123
Who the hell is connor?

>>149125123
Who?

>>149125158
Some doo who sells coke in mcdonald parking lots in O block

>>149125158
boomer era ufc fighter

Need I remind you Khabitch said he would move to 170 for literally years only to demand GSP come down to 155 to fight him and retire? If you seriously think pisslam is gonna fight JDM I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.

>>149125123
That wasn’t the issue, it was taking time off for Floyd and then mentally becoming too complacent and feeling like he made it. If he never fought Floyd he would have stayed in peak shape like against Alvarez, would have become Triple Champ, beaten Khabib and retired the GOAT. Dustin got him when for Conor his career was over and he was just collecting a few more checks. Dustin has never had anything for Conor, his style of fighting is literally just Conor but worse, that’s why in the original matchup Conor utterly blew through him.

>>149125225
Factual post.

>>149125158
i have no idea either, b
probably competed in ufc 1 or something

>>149125224
We did not read your steatorrheaussy sissy fit.

arnold allen's brother looks like he ate arnold allen

>>149125305
arnold allen looks like sneed

>>149125225
McGapedor is a suicidal raped bitch I'm afraid.

>>149125305
Why do juiceheads become red like alkies?

>>149124628
Usmeng would qeem the soul outta Pisslam.

I support Azerbaijan

>>149125305
sneed before and after pancreatitis

I wish i was friends with kayla

>>149125336
great country never been there

>>149125321
I don't see makeup or a steatorrheaussy snail trail.

>>149125305
Brutal moggin

>>149125326
Nah that’s you I fear

>>149125356
Turn off your monitor

Hey BBC guys, who am I supposed to side with on Dricus vs Khamzat? thanks

>>149125368
>>149125377
Can you turn on my monitor?

My BBC dick daddy is bustin' up my frilly piggy white boy bacon bussy.

>>149125225
Dustin completely changed his style between the first and second Conor fights

>>149125402
Dricus because he's African.

>>149125225
>>149125224
Holy shit BDS piggies are copin extra hard tonight

It's about Race not which country you were born in, a bitter pill for some people

>>149125455
volkanovski is german

>>149125305
He just resembles his dad more than arnold

>>149125455
I agree that there are no American champions

>>149125419
How?

agartha

BDS= Big Dick Sneed?

>>149125509
FW Dustin has just a squared up brawler. He added in the shoulder roll and a functional counterpunching game for when he was put up against the fence as well as calf kicks.

7 inches isn't big, we lament.

>>149125560
So he slightly improved his existing style with a reddit roll and his invention of calf kicks, he didn’t “completely change” it

>>149125566
ok fag

>>149125566
Can you extrapolate why 7 inches isn't big enough for you ?

>>149125569
I want to suck on Ankdaddy's hair while he fucks me with his BBC.

>>149125225
what about the time he got choked by diaz, that was before floyd, was he washed then aswell?

>>149125572
Adding all those elements together made him functionally a very different fighter.
Which is why Conor, who never evolved, got his ass beat trying to do the same thing from the first fight again.
Conor looked plenty fast and powerful in Poirier 2, people who claim he was washed are coping

>>149125591
not even top 5, shrimp dick nigga

>>149125589
Whattup mexbro

>>149125595
Piggy white boys suckle on BBC twice the size of that I'm afraid.

>>149125608
>>149125627
Fuck off freak

indian hours on heem dot com

>>149125621
Nah

>>149124628
DDP is fucking huge I think he can beat Usman just by gigamogging him. He beats Chimaev easily in a 5 rounder though.

>>149125642
For you that's 24 hours

>>149125566
Maybe not for your blown out cornhole

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the pawggiest milf of them all

my modestly sized 8.5 inch meng gave me the confidence i needed to become a ranked ufc middleweight

>>149125680
But enough about the endless steatorrhea streaming out of your prolapsed piggy bacon bussy

>>149125687
Sup Strickland when are you fighting again?

>>149125671
. . .

>>149125680
You literally have sex with men.

>>149125638
Just suck on some BBC.

>>149125225
>his style of fighting is literally just Conor but worse
That's just not true. Conor at his best was an explosive and creative karate guy whereas Dustin is a defensive boxer with a bit of BJJ and kicks once in a while.

>>149125726
Defensive boxers don't pressure forward, dustin mixes both, he is a complete martial artist

Any of you guys know anything about shitting blood? Must be crazy

>>149125621
Conor not evolving because of focusing on Floyd is part of his downfall sure, and Dustin definitely added new elements to his style and became a better fighter, but he’s still fundamentally always been a weaker version of Conor. He’s a boxer and brawler who’s trying to knock you out with a well-placed sequence of punches and a combination of some kick work. Peak Conor did that better than anyone and was so good at it that the pure aura of his potential strikes completely froze Alvarez. Compare nu-Poirier’s fight with Alvarez for contrast, it was a brawl. The ONLY reason Dustin was better than Conor by the end was because Conor fell off, and yes, was washed.

I had a weird dream yesterday of calvin kattar losing to a female fighter

>>149125752
Yeah, I guess the true differences here are that Dustin is really more of a competent boxer than a general striker and that he fights more square. He can also get more stationary.

Its raining here in Florida. Super comfy, and good for my garden. Fishing is also really good after rain.

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

Your mom's garden albeitever I (we) lament.

>>149125726
You’re right that FW Conor was very karate-sque but by the time he was at lightweight (and his peak) he was much more boxing focused and only really kicked to the legs

Too bad gooby was focusing on floyd during the diaz fight

real ones know that dustin was the real champ instead of the cheating chimp oliveira. NEVER FORGET

>>149125759
Canor was only ever good for 1.5 rounds as soon as he loses momentum he sucks, it’s a huge flaw that was exposed by Nate before he fought Floyd
Dustin is a very different fighter, he hangs back and then swarms forwards, he doesn’t need to be constantly on the pressure like Conor

McBussy fought a weight drained Dustin.

Then Dustin got better and became another one of McGapedor's many dick daddies.

Daimon Dayskii, that's the post.

>>149125847
I really enjoyed when he did the billy strut in front of Canor's face.

ilia has been weight drained this whole time, 10% capacity, perhaps less

Merab did that to Umar half dead. Imagine how bad the rematch would be.

>>149125797
>>149125797
Last minute fight against a nightmare matchup at a catchweight
>>149125839
>Canor was only ever good for 1.5 rounds as soon as he loses momentum he sucks, it’s a huge flaw that was exposed by Nate before he fought Floyd
Oh ok, Conor beat him before he fought Floyd by the way. Over a full 5 rounds haha. Oops.
>Dustin is a very different fighter, he hangs back and then swarms forwards, he doesn’t need to be constantly on the pressure like Conor
“doesn’t need to”
He can’t, because he’s a weaker version. It isn’t some aristocratic preference idiot lol
You don’t know what you’re talking about and I now vaguely remember there was a literally retarded UK flag who was mindbroken by Conor during his era and constantly posted about how shit he was while never making any sense. But I’m sure that’s just a coincidence

I mean everytime I come here you hit me with that homosexual rigmarole

>>149125879
Joe is like
>oh you sassy little bitch

>>149125847
cringe hard when he was doing the nice guy persona thing in the dustin rematch

>>149125892
Hes a faggot b

homosexuals
erotically
explaining
mma

man this place is fucking horrible during mutt hours.

MMA Joey said Umdaddy 1,2,3.

>>149125889
>due due they’re both southpaw power punchers literally the same fighter durr
This is your level of mma understanding KEK

Why is it that only the female fighters do OnlyFans?

Nate won both fights

>>149125950
Based, wish ytboi Americans could do the same they're always claiming Ireland or Germany or some shit like no nigga you from Cleveland :skullemoji:

Usman skullmogs this guy so badly

>>149125929
I’m actually capable of thinking objectively about it instead of being a mindbroken faggot who was wrong about Conor his whole career until he was washed and started losing. Now you think you know mma and your criticisms of “Canor” hold any water

sex

>>149125990
That's what happens when a single drop of white blood hits your bloodline vs Usman's 100% African untainted Nigerian lineage.

>>149126000
Say what you will Merab really loves mommies

>>149126004
-

>>149126007
DON'T LEAVE

>>149125996
Buds still hurtin bad that Canor got exposed as a bum who could only weight bully midgets

>>149126000
Checked.

Merab is too based for this gay organisation.

>>149126016
Mohammed Usmeng is a literal Great Ape

>>149125939
false premise

>>149126021
>Uno reverse!!
You’re still seething about Conor years later, it’s mindboggling. Conversation over.

>>149126047
Drop the Great and you're correct.

>>149125939
>>149126055
forgot pic but that's fine because I can just add it here
big deal

>>149126070
Apes are still part of Great Apes b. Learn some science.

>>149125950
Did merab really say all that?

Why did Floyd make him do this?

>>149125939
charles has an onlyfans that he promotes 24/7, think he gets railed by trannies and all

>>149126073
He actually show meat tho? Asking for a friend.

>>149126080
Muhammad Usman is not great but he is an ape. Poetry. Respectfully.

Millennial nihilists are the strongest race

This faggot who calls fighters "daddy" needs to be chucked into a woodchipper.

*heems u anime style*

>>149126088
nah but yeah good point
id say probably because no ones interested in seeing mengs' mengs
pretty sure rockhold showed bulge on his though

>>149126111
Bro wtf

>>149126067
I was just trying to help evolve out of being a 2016 Conor cazzie into someone who understands MMA but honestly if you’re still like this there’s not much hope for you

>>149126125
omae wa shinderu nigga

I said conversation over.

*gets exposed pothead style*

>>149125911
literally me

>>149126154
How did that knock him out…

>>149126111
>flying knee to a grounded opponent

>>149126177
Don't worry it was only a hohol

>>149126110
Ya dead daddy called ya stank ass steatorrheaussy the woodchipper I'm afraid.

>AHHHHH AN IRISH FIGHTER AHHHH I’M LOSING MY MIND
>Me, an intellectual: What’s this? What can it mean?
>See Her Majesty’s Union Jack
>Me, an intellectual: *taps nose*

>>149126201
phrenology is pointless on women

>>149126047
Piggy white boys got a gorilla grip bacon bussy on any Usdaddy's BBC.

>>149126226
welcome back michael johnson

>>149126220
>Her Majesty
Anon…

>>149126231
4chan fried ya brain son

>>149126255
The King is a paper champ, the crown is still Elizabeth’s

I'm a piggy white boy and I get on my knees oinkin' and squealin' for BBC dick daddies.

just woke up from my second nap

>>149126282
*GUITAR RIFF*

30 posts in one thread , no (You)s in half of them, ain’t triggered a motherfucker yet.

>>149126175
Maybe he just has thick wrist and shoulder bones. And muscles too.

When you throw a punch a lot of power generated by rotation can be lost if your wrists and shoulders dont have enough stability to deal with it. It's for that reason that fucks that worked in a trade or in any sort of harsh manual labor (like Pereira working with tires manually or Ngannou working in mines or some shit) usually hit like a truckload: nothing makes you wrists stronger, especially if you had to start as a kid or teenager because then the entire way your body is built adapts just to help out with that stuff.

>>149126264
BBC dick daddy juice fried my pancreas.

Spammy being extra gay today

>>149125892
https://youtu.be/YLrsIKfihlE

Some guy actually thinks this and types this

>>149126301
tl;dw goob won

Sorry I posted Colby last thread and he's still going.

>>149126301
He was so much worse here than peak Conor it’s insane
>Poirier kicks to the calf, Conor flinches up high to protect his head ??

Hey Shaun o malley is dangerous guy! He can knock me out guys!

>>149126342
Don't be sorry.

I needed to see a fellow piggy white boy getting dicked down by BLACK DADDIES.

I can feel my frilly lil' white bacon bussy throbbing and my girlfriend's bull isn't even in her room yet.

>>149126301
where did all his mewvement go

>>149126371
Botched penis enhancement surgery

Is Sanko Norwegian or some shit?

>>149126371
Ido cursed him after Goob fired him.

>>149126371
I will never understand why fighters are always extending so hard for what amounts to a harmless jab to the stomach, O’Malley was doing this the whole fight against Merab and Merab kept punishing him instantly. Surely there are more productive things to do with your hands

>>149126371
insane what was goob even going for there? just testing out his reflexes?

>>149124511
do you feel better anon?

>>149126398
what would your gameplan for sean be against merab

See what I mean?

>>149126416
headkicks and lateral movement

>>149126418
Exquisite heem hair

>>149126416
Keep him at range with kicks and when he gets through counter hard with deadly intent. Reaching out and tapping his stomach isn’t accomplishing anything

>>149126418
this guy sucks

>>149126416
Whisper in his ear that if he doesn't throw the fight that Aljo is going to get soaped

>>149126413
much better bro

>>149126398
it's anti-shooting. if a grappler ducks a head punch into a shot you're fucked but with a body punch your hand is effectively already on them ready for TDD

>>149126416
Just do what he does and do like 10 wrestling rounds daily to cardiomax. No one can deal with Merab because no one can deal with his pace, no gameplan ever works. On the other hand If a fighter could match Merab's pace then nearly any gameplan could work.

I'm a shoot retard

>>149126452
BBC to be exact.

>>149126463
That's so nice to hear!

Need a BBC bottle to suckle on you whiney piggy?

>>149126478
I see it against non-mudrats as well, like Conor against Dustin in the webm

Yeah I like BBC
(Wendy's) B(ig) B(acon) C(lassic)

>>149126537
Might want to find a new abbreviation b.

I cook bacon a lot and just laugh about the posts here and think to myself about how much I need a BLACK DADDY inside me...

>>149126537
Why? Dave has been serving it hot and fresh for over 40 years.

1. Jon Jones
2. Peak Conor
3. Peak Aldo
4. Khabib
5. GSP

umar and belal's loss + islam being forcibly vacated really broke them

Ms. Raped-1 feels sad!!!

Chills...

>>149126566
There is a kernel of truth in what he's saying

1. Boston Salmon
2. Kody Steele
3. CM Punk
4. Brendan Schaub
5. Darren Elkins

Belal made the mistake of learning boxing from Canelo instead of Bivol

Oh no he's going through his archive screenshots look out

ColBBC won (a dickdown from his daddies)

Uh oh stinky!!!

Last card was really good, think the fags who keep crying about the cards are just the /box/ tourists

imagine if sneed just never admitted he has AGP
what does that world look like

Magodaddy retired PeRoevWade I fear

Can't you guys be gay in a private chat room

>>149126566
A crackhead heemed a k-1 champion stiff

>>149126619
Retard

>>149126632
The exact same probably

>>149126628
Lil' Seanny put his head a lil' bit lower than that I'm afraid.

>>149126643
Turn on your monitor

>>149126584
Get new data you dumb AI.

>>149126639
Damn those hoes are dripping like a faucet for Zatdaddy, someone get Du Piglet for the cleanup!

/heem/ caused this

>>149126657
Merabussy is Aljadaddy's fleshlight.

>>149126639
>covers his penis
oh no

>>149126657
unranked welterweight islam makhachev
UFC Bantamweight Champion Merab Dvalishvili

>>149126670
Protect yourself at all times, faggot

>>149126670
This nigga tryna catch a glimpse of Chadzat’s thang

>>149126665
La Leyonda

Unranked lightweight Clitia Steatorrhea

UFC Lightweight Champion Islam Makhachev

Raped bitch Sean Strickland

>>149126652
THE sean meme perma flushed your sissified goat am afraid

>>149126670
Damn I was lookin' there too he can't cover it all tho mmmmmm....

Aldo lost to a canadian

>>149126660
>those hoes are dripping like a faucet
Yes, they have various STDs.
Fortunately for Khamzat he can't get AIDS twice.

>>149126687
I had it 48-47 Adesanya

Outside the first round it was a really close fight between Strickland and Adesanya. The idea that Strickland was beating Adesanya gave the impression the fight was more lopsided than it actually was. You could arguably give Adesanya 2 maybe 3 rounds, all really close.

why does buckley pronounce ask as "axe"?

I own at least 3 posters.

>>149126619
I’ve been a fan since Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell and don’t watch boring boxing unless it’s Canelo. The UFC is in the worst shape I’ve seen by far, the last card was free-tier not something deserving of a PPV. The only intriguing matchup was the main event which was completely predictable. Main cards used to be fucking STACKED. It’s completely different now.

>>149126711
Niggers struggle with things like basic language.

>>149126711
His BBC is shaped like an axe.

Mmmmm...

Woah! Let's not use ethnic slurs please

>>149126702
But enough about the septic sauce Du Piglet cleaned off nasty Vasti after their Zatdaddy spanked and spunked her

>>149126712
that's cool bro are they up on your bedroom wall?

>>149126719
They learned English from us while we had their BBCs in our mouth we can't be too harsh

Mmmmm....

>>149126666
jones and aljo both have proclivities for brazza bussy. why are blacks like this?

>>149126726
Uh oh I rattled you good. Good luck with your meltdown

>>149126730
Nah they're too busy posting thinly veiled fetishes on /heem/

>>149126718
>don’t watch boxing unless it’s Canelo

>>149126711
Rampage do it to

>>149126737
White boys is piggies for BBC.

>>149126743
This is the vast majority of UFC fights as well

Who revved and raped xer?

>>149126760
lol why defend boxing?

>>149126711
Yessuh nigga, real nigga here no dork ass nigga like Tyrone Woodley lol

>>149126711
its an accent thing, some accents resist tricky consonant clusters like -sk

>>149126738
Not as rattled as the raped bitch bacon Boers getting busted by Bantu BBC while du Piggy begs Zatdaddy to dick him down, I lament

Cody "steele" brundage

>>149126760
no it's not

>>149126770
Just being real. I’m a real one

>>149126781
Du Piggy and Strickraped couldn't do this.

It takes BBC to stop BBC.

From this

>>149126805
More like 'real dumb'!

>>149126805
A real faggot

If he losses i hope he drops to ww

>>149126804
Please leave, you’re always wrong

My clitty is leaking

wow hello there

>>149126835
paddleboarding

>>149126835
Jondaddy popped this nigga's bacon wrapped cherry then made he wash the dishes.

>>149126711
Probably comes from older english dialectal variations switching /sk/ to /ks/ in certain words.

Speak English nigga

range ban thirdies

Joaquin "The Pride of Brampton" Buckley

>>149126809
am afraid dricus mounted and submitted him in live tv in front of a 80,000 crowd plus the hundreds of thousands watching /heem/ all around the world

Post some classic MMA vs. Mixed Martial Arts matchups in MMA

>>149126898
Cool when you leaving, rakesh

lets be real cejudo is merab's only good win. o'malley and poomar are projects and the less said about peter can the better

>>149126913
>>149126913

>>149126913
About to watch this fight for the first time
What am I in for?
I called Umar being the next big thing in the UFC like five years ago, very interested to see his progress. Is he legit?

>>149126917
leave what? can you not read? fucking cabbage

>>149126898
Why

>>149126935
>I called Umar being the next big thing in the UFC like five years ago
You were wrong, sadly

>>149126935
Umdaddy was robbed sadly

>>149126947
im sorry

>>149126898
Tom Retardspinal

/heem/ is a reflection of the state of the ufc. If the ufc is bad like it is now, then /heem/ is faggoty and terrible.

>>149126975
back to your dead general faggot

>>149126963
Is he not very good? I see that he was ranked #2 against Merab?

>>149126935
It's an alright fight, great exchanges of takedown defense but astonishingly low level striking

>>149126912
Du piglet turned into a panic wrestler.

Vovdaddy got the Heem (TKO)

Levels.

>>149126987
I’m a fan of mma and I want /heem/ to be good. Are you saying the state of these threads is good?

>>149126965
Umar was quick to confess that Merab shattered his hand in round 1, effectively clinching that round.

>>149126935
It's probably fight of the year in terms of skill, unironically. An extremely close fight overall.

Long Hair Rose mogs the piss out of Miranda Maverick

>>149127006
Just watch the fights and decide for yourself mate, if you’re actually going to let the opinions of /heem/ posters influence you in any way you’re retarded

>>149127065
Fear The Maverick

Weight bully diego lopes lost to an old washed midget aged 37, not only lost but exposed for 5 rounds.

>>149127027
Merabussy lost 3 rounds to a one handed fighter…just how bad is he?

>>149127030
Me after I fail the pawg milf's charisma check

>>149127030
Me while I'm fighting for my life pushing out an Schaub

>>149127070
Why are you such a fucking retard dude? This is a place to discuss MMA, that’s all he’s trying to do. The only thing you contribute her is incorrect pseud analysis and being a dick for no reason, you’re a subhuman and nobody wants you here.

>>149127015
>le panic wrassler'
sad cope B

>>149127084
I've noticed that most people who claim Umar won are subcontinentals. Just an observation.

schaubbing while you grip the bottom of the bowl is crazy work

>>149127104
Damn shame du piggy couldn’t get the heem. He even said before the fight he wanted to strike, hopefully he can learn and improve from watching Vovdaddy’s performance

wah wah wah kody frickin steele

>>149127007
That’s weird, I expected Umar to be a great striker. He always reminded me of Luke Rockhold
>>149127030
Awesome, starting now
>>149127070
That’s a lot to go through, I haven’t watched MMA in awhile. Was just trying to gauge where he’s at

>>149127148
I’m not privy to discussions taking place in your mother’s bedroom

A display of Martial arts.

>>149127271
2 days porterchads

>>149127239
>>149127271
Where did it all go so wrong

>>149127271
I miss Chase. He sucked but he was durable so by the third round I was invested in him pulling off an upset (which he never did)

>>149127239
>>149127271
>>149127275
the premier division in combat sports

>>149127297
We live in a state of excess not growth, Gane talked about this.

>>149127271
Man I hate heavyweight

>>149127200
Yeah, Umar's got some great kicks but he didn't throw them that much in the fight, assumedly bc of the takedown threat

>>149127184
true, dricus robbed izzy (of his anal virginity)
just look at him crying, knowing what's about to go down

A display of martial arts.

>>149127332
Warrior poet

bros never heard of angles

i don't want to watch marty to get brutally retired by cuckley

>>149127433
several verbal submissions by nate here but of course retard marc goddard lets the fight continue

>>149127420
Du Pozzy robs his mothers anus of Bantu dick daddy juice sadly.

verbal
adjective
1.
relating to or in the form of words.
"the root of the problem is visual rather than verbal"

Hello sirs which angle make me not 5’4?

>if you can make 155, I will fight. give me anyone anywhere brazza
>not the featherweight though, Instagram trolls called me weight bully brazza
>I will not announce the fight and wait for Belal brazza. If he loses I move up, if he wins.. actually Gaygee is great fight and he deserves title shot brazza
>Alhamdullilah Belal lost I am moving up and keeping belt brazza. I will totally come back and fight the featherweight when he's interim champ brazza
>Uncle Dana made vacate brazza not my fault
>I didn't think it would happen after I refused super fight brazza you know dis
>If Ilia wants a fight he can move up to 170 brazza
Kek this is your GOAT?

>>149127433
Why did no one ever try to bumrush Nate when he tried to pull this shtick?

ever notice how the most kino callouts never ended up happening
>dc vs lesnar
>mcgregor vs chandler
>colby vs poirier
what's up with that

>>149124429 (OP)
>Aspinall literally trains at a shithole

>>149127517
tony vs goob

>>149126477
bet he wouldn't do it to this one

>>149127512
Damn Slamdaddy really gaped your peabrain huh

>>149127544
lol saved

>>149127544
what country is she pregnant with? Palestine

it is with deep sadness and regret that i admit Belal vs JDM being the most exciting fight of the year

>>149127470
>not a single clip of the fight
sad cope B

Aspinall literally eats bread with butter and bell peppers.. no wonder he doesnt have a six pack

>>149127575
nah nobody got dropped in that fight, it's volk vs lopes

>>149127575
saaaaaar

>>149127561
Chechnya

Why is there so little talk about a potential Merab vs Volk fight?

bell peppers on bread? AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE

>>149127589
Those two didn't bleed and it wasn't close, it was a standart domination from Volk

my fave fight unironically is josh parisian vs alan baudot

I like to get the peppers on my philly cheesesteak

>>149127586
why does every fighter want to be a youtube chef?

>>149127608
Easy Volk win

It’s not too late Korean Superbros

Volk crooked ilia's nose

>>149127586
bell peppers are deep /heem/ lore b

>>149127608
no point in talking about going up when the guy in the division below would dogwalk you

Skylar Vox heemed her saggers

UFC UFC UFC

RIP Brian Wilson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge4l82FG6JY

>>149127657
*Kisses his owie*

>>149127579
It's not a fight when Bacon Boers kneel to Bantu dick daddies.

kiss my owl

>>149127657
Who's in that first pic

>>149127666
deadahh?

Ow my brain

>>149127700
>reverse holster
smdh

>>149127700
God I hope he’s next

>>149127716
rt

what's with their obsession with pigs and bacon?
is it because it's haram?

Aspinall eats 3500 calories a day is that bad?

>>149127760
She’s travelling the world with her boyfriend on your dime lmfaooooo

Whats up niggas, any good fight this sabado?

>45 watching
at least 40 are indian

>>149127440
Raghoul has like 6 months left at bw before going up to fw/lw. He isn't even 20 yet.

>>149127781
i've never donated to anyone in my life

If I was a girl, I’d milk you simp faggots as well

>>149127777
yeah michael phelps ate like 10,000 when he was training

>>149127777
The “what I eat in a day” video was made before he got his blood work etc done to see why he was constantly getting sick

He wasn’t getting enough calories for how much he trains

>>149127806
you already milk my meng with your cornhole

Girls do follow MMA retards. I’m one.

>>149127813
the video got done 2 months ago fool.. also, knowing Aspinall lore? You gay af

>>149127811
>>149127813
wtf i always knew i should be a doctor

>>149127813
Tomala was pozzed by septic Senegalese spunkings, sadly

>>149127813
His diet is very bad, he eats like 20 grams of protein a day.

>>149127811
imagine if he ditched the carbs and ate like a man

>>149127848
he ate 280G protein

>>149127822
https://youtu.be/zQv9xT7xjbA?si=KebCdBpHGFlqWUlf
And the video with his test results came a month later you fuckin goof

no girls allowed here

>>149127859
The GRIDS test came back positive

>>149127239
Just how pillowfisted is gane?

>>149127895
Well at least we know you’re not Indian

Tomala got some Zatdaddy pozz loads I fear.

https://youtu.be/gvtOa0GqAow
kek listen to this with your eyes closed and then open them for a surprise

Two large meatlovers pizzas for myself.

MMA retards? Is that a new channel?

>>149127895
I'm a woman, what are you gonna do about it ?

Tomala is a bugchaser I'm afraid.

>>149127941
Yeah it’s called the UFC

MMA Retards and DoodlebopperMMA both predicted Dricus by explosive sprawl

who wins? Goku is fast and skilled, but Saitama only needs one.

guru is a bad influence on DJ

>>149127950
Don't let Big John see this image, it'll trigger his PTSD

>>149127962
>OMG OMG OMG OMG THAT'S JUST LIKE MY TRANIME

lmao imagine being the one nigga that didn't get into animated cartoons

>>149127977
South America is Sneed’s paradise

>>149127963
dj hates blacks, that's why he's friends with racists

>>149127977
lol based. incels seething

>>149127962
Goku

>>149127989
Keep your tranime on the pedocord, thanks

Jon knock it off, stop raping the athletic commission come on :(

the GOAT of this sport literally loves anime

We call him Big John McClitty here.

Jon keep going, keep raping that athletic commission come on :)

>>149128024
Hes Retarded Now! 《_(°0°)_》

What if the commissioner was wearing a dress and a wig?

>>149127962
Low rate artists always fuck up drawing the brachialis. Fucking retards.

Heem is shit right now

Xadame is tweaking again the dog park must be closed.

>>149128053
1 fight in 2 years Gunnar and brain bleed Luque

>>149128078
Couple of beastly wins thobeit

>>149128061
Let’s see your drawing of the brachialis then if you’re so good

>I am damn near 30 years old
>I have never kissed a woman
Who ami?

>>149128101
I'm a 3D artist pal, and no dice buddy

actually I ain't feelin the aspinall fight no mo
see if you can sign ngannou

>>149128105
Arman Tsarukyan ?

>>149128112
Pussy

>>149128118
Kekw

>>149128118
fat frank told him to stop ducking too kwab

Jon Jones has killed 11 champions
Tom hasn't even touched one

jon jones sucked on a brazzas barnet

cannot name a more goat of all time

>>149128128
But enough about Jon Jones

jon jones raped a guy from the athletic commission and you are here

make the thread

JUST

Arman heemed his UFC title shot to sniff the wet panties of nina drama

>>149128240
Worth

O'Malley is the second greatest Bantamweight of all time

Merab is afraid motherfucker.

>>149126463
nice. what changed

MMA 1000

>>149128281
won't be using a simp thread. see you friday.

>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
Real new