Thread 149124716

The only way is up edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Cronulla Sharks v St George-Illawarra Dragons
7:50pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Sharks Stadium, Sydney
1.32-3.40
>The Sharks have dominated this derby fixture over the past six years, winning 11 of 12 against the Dragons. The Sharks are looking to find consistency after being comprehensively beaten 40-10 by the Warriors in their last start in Round 14. They have lost two of their last three matches. The Dragons are reeling from a 56-6 thrashing at the hands of the Dolphins. They will be desperate to restore some pride after a dismal performance. For the Sharks, winger Ronaldo Mulitalo makes a welcome return from suspension. Mawene Hiroti comes into the centres to replace the injured Kayal Iro. Forward Briton Nikora is set to celebrate a significant milestone, playing his 150th NRL game. The Dragons are impacted by State of Origin, with Valentine Holmes unavailable. Corey Allan steps in at centre. Tyrell Sloan returns to the wing to cover for the injured Christian Tuipulotu. The Sharks have a strong recent record over the Dragons, having won the last nine encounters. St. George Illawarra have not tasted victory at this stadium since 2018. Overall, Cronulla leads the head-to-head matchup 30-23. The Sharks, playing at home and boasting a superior recent record in this clash, will be hungry to atone for last week's loss. The Dragons' defence was non-existent against the Dolphins, and they face a monumental task to turn things around against a Sharks side welcoming back key players.
Sharks 1-12 3.05
Sharks 13+ 2.12
Dragons 1-12 4.40
Dragons 13+ 9.75
Sharks -10.5 1.94 Dragons +10.5 1.86

Sharks by 40

40 seems like a lot. More like 22

>>149123989
>>149124023
Based salad enjoyer

Who the fuck do I trade in lads?

Pooarks
EZPZ

new broncos logo looks fucking trash

St Merge = SOULLESS club!

>>149128850

Stay salty retard

>>149128346
looks like ms office clipart

>>149128850
true, gong deserves better, should be a team called Southern Steel encompassing Helensburgh down to Batesmans Bay

>>149128346
introducing your new Brisbane Broncos

MITCHELL MOSES OUT OF GAME 2

Moses ruled out for Origin, Glavin into camp

>>149124716 (OP)
go sydney swans iykwim haha

ENTER

>>149130834
>it's real

meant south fremantle

don't forget to do your tips family xoxo

>>149124716 (OP)

We’re in here
>>149127621
>>149127621
>>149127621

>>149131001
anime has ruined a generation

Luai confirmed in, Burton to remain 18th man

>>149131571

Bad choice, put Burton in, luai played burton on the weekend and burton was the far better player.
Burton has better kick game, better run game, and plays for the top team in the nrl.

Remember Burton swinging for the fences against Gagai? He didn't land one but boy he wanted to

>"It is what it is. We are disappointed for Mitch, but excited for Jartome." - via Fox League
Who is Jartome?

Just did a poo lads

>>149131816

Hmmm all my drinking is catching up with me. Burton outplayed Moses* so thats Burton straight in for me, luai just lost again vs a bottom of the ladder team.

>>149131571
So what the fuck is the point of having an “18th” man if you’re just going to call someone else in?

>>149132215

500% agree. Burton has been robbed.

*pretends to hate origin now that qld is going to lose and says it's because there's less footy during the week*

>>149132260
can't be robbed of something you never had

When did plebbit spacing infiltrate this poomunity

>>149132215
>>149132260
It's really not a big deal

You wouldn't download a Burton

>>149132395
I’m kind of a big deal

mummys little cheeky boy is trolling afl again !!come watch me troll like the devil i am !! mummy loves her little cheeky monster !!

shut up faggot

QLD supporters being very obvious in this thread time to drop dearden for luai

>poostertwink broke his thumb at training
Mustn’t have had enough cuddles from his Mumza that morning.

Le heckin Bears SUPER FAN!!

>>149132812
spot opening up for our girl?

>>149132902
itll be freddy and tiff from now on.

Tonight's bets.

>>149133043
The 50-1 shot on the left looks like one of your better efforts, good luck

Also this.

why is there no talk about flano vs his old club he got kicked out of for cheating with drugs?
Is the NRL trying to hope everybody forgot?

yeah bad look for the game so they dont bring it up

Trading in Isukko lads so expect him to get struck by lightning or something on Saturday.

1 hour 10 minutes to get 2 chicken snittys made and cooked before the footy ladies wish me luck

>>149133409

Can’t cook it in that time, you shouldn’t be in the kitchen.

Dan Atkinson moved to reserves Put the $2.5 I got back on this.

Sam Walker just broke his thumb at training and will miss another month.

>>149131571
Burton can cover more spots in the backline, makes sense to have him play #18. Sucks for the dogs though

Suli is on a try drought. Get on for ats

Genuinely pissed off lads
>leave for work this morning
>door soft closer thing shits it self for some reason
>okay whatever can replace it later
>get home tonight after working overtime again
>trying to open the fucking door in the cold and dark
>won't unlock
>fucking around with this fucking lock looking like the most retarded crook
>eventually opens somehow for reasons I don't know
>turn front door lights on now that the door is open and testing the lock to try and figure out what the problem is
>key then sheers off inside the lock
>internal latch can latch the door locked again but will not unlock so door is now permanently locked with broken key stuck in the lock
Fucking pissed about this shit and the trouble it's going to be to get it fucking replaced when I'm finally supposed to fucking get some holidays next week after working my fucking arse off with unpaid overtime every fucking day for months

>>149133526
all cooked eating now :D

>>149133906
hot glue gun will get that key out, or even maybe allow you to turn it

>gets me more hyped than a grape soda
what was fox league doing picking that song for their promo kek

>>149133906
Bunnings is open till 9. Time to get a new one, you’ll only need a screwdriver to swap it out. You’ll miss the footy though

A TRY ON DAYBOO

Its time for Hynes to put his crooked chompers on the line for a man of the match performance

Could not care less about these two teams, nor their manufactured rivalry

>>149133980
It’s what makes it the perfect Thursday night game

THESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER™

>>149133927
Gotta be careful with those though. There’s a lot of rules for using them
>>149133906
Search “hot glue rule 34” for the list of 34 safety rules

Swap Atkinson for Hynes anyday

>>149133906
>unpaid overtime

Shekelstien loves him

/cric/ is laughing at us again

>>149133906
based DCE still in the maroon camp helping the boys out

>>149131169
Not everyone got the memo

>>149134080
goddammit

>>149133906
https://youtu.be/52DZ3x_TGUk

TAKE THAT ONE OFF EM ATKINS YOU FUCKWITTA

>>149134061
Never heard of her

>penalty
>six again
>try

>>149133977
that ain't crooked teeth lad.. it's 1 tooth

>>149134093
Everyone else took Cronulla so if Saints win it’s like you lost nothing

>>149134093
>>149134080
Based Michael on letting the family down watch

Based beach sprinter

FIREBACK
poothetic from the pooarks there

FIRE BREATH BACK

only 5 games of footy sucks extra hard when you know you're qld peem is going to get flogged

nothing fucking in that play on wtf based atkins

At least 1 QLD peem will win this week m8

Imagine the state of origins were gonna have once the Perth Bears are in.

NSW vs QLD
VIC vs WA

Then QLD vs VIC and NSW vs WA, etc.

are there enough rugby players from WA to fill a peem

>>149134230
>then NZ vs PNG

>pooarks
kek

KEK

K E K

>>149134190
*your

>forced to play a shitter during the bye round
>he scores
Absolutely fucking based

>>149134264
thanks m8 little embarrassing I should spell check my poosts

>bet my KFC money on pooarks
>they fucking choke

>>149134255
Yeah I can see that. After all, those are also states of Australia

>>149134287
I wish

LMAO hynes

BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN

FUCKING DO SOMETHING NICHO YOU LAZY FUCK

Just Nicho Hynes things

onya Nicho

does anyone hate seeing trainers lingering on the field I do they need to fuck off

Kids aren’t eating this week lads

>>149134279
The bookies family needs KFC too. Did you ever stop to think about the bookies?

don't worry this is all part of Nicho's game plan

SOMEONE REGALE ME WITH THE BALLAD OF BASED DE BELIN

>>149134334
We value your opinion here la’

>>149134351
He'd be in Origin camp if not for the NSW DPP

WHY THE FUCK IS TRINDALL TAKING ALL THE FIFTH TACKLE OPTION? GET IN THERE AND EARN YOUR FUCKING PAYCHEQUE NICHO YOU FUCKING SPASTIC

Sulk bombed that

nicho is like an untalented walsh

>AFB turning back inside for Nicho to take a hitup
Literally wtf

>>149134387
he's a more talented galvin

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Based whistling ad

>>149134427
Islands in the stream
That is what we are

This shits all over that Galvin promo we had to watch last week

Tonegato still a cute

>>149134402
It’s called 4D chess. You wouldn’t understand.

only 3 days without footy. holy kino.


got an exam tomorrow lads. lets hope they don't fuck me over and give me all the stuff i need to do the exam this time!

ANYONE FUCKING SEEN NICHO? IS HE EVEN FUCKING PLAYING.

any minute now pooarks are going to unleash their masterplan

>>149134563
getting 50 put on them?

why the FUCK would he cut back inside?

the qld maroons could beat both these peems

BITEBACK

>suli
YNR Vulcan

COMEBACK

BITEBACK

SHARKBACK

>>149134563
based knower

Am I confused or is the Nine clock counting down for a change?

>>149134623
Dunno m8, watching Fox

>>149134623
yeah they finally fixed their shit and adopted the fox system

Yeah they’ve changed it to the correct way

>>149134623
The clock is counting down but I think you are still confused.

Come on Moses.

based suli better

poogans bros...

kek sloan needs to be taken off

New tactic just dropped lads
>take high short drop out
>land ball before 10m deliberately
>make ball bounce over everyones heads into touch

How can anyone stop it?

>pooogans

>>149134642
I had a pineapple on him for ats so I’m with you

kek based old timer telling those kids to fuck off and then shot putting it back

>>149134563
noice

Ya meant to score it not let it in ffs

POOARKS
POOARKS
POOARKS

gutho not happy

gutho status:
not happy [ ]
SEETHING [X]

fuckwitta up to his old tricks

Suli really does have a face for every emotion doesn’t he. A man for all seasons.

>>149134741
Feel like this could be one of those famous photos like “Tank Man in China” or something

Only just realised we have BFT there on the touchline

>>149134607
TREACHEROUS TROLLOP

>>149134788
it’s got Fibonacci sequences all through it
truly a kinorific moment in rugba loige

just lost all respect for "le warrior" mcinnes for that poothetic dive

>>149134607
Who is this

hate refs lads

frfr I got pooarks in my tips and multis but that’s not a penalty

FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA
FUCKWITTA

>>149134873
Amy Shark

>Amy Shark
More like Shamy Ark

Amy Pooark is an AFL defector

feel bad for St Merge desu Pooarks don’t deserve this victory desu

atkins collecting a check from scomo after the game

>thursday night threads
R2 Knights v Dolphins 388 posts
R3 Storm v Panthers 422 posts
R4 Rabbitohs v Panthers 330 posts
R5 Raiders v Sharks 411 posts
R6 Dolphins v Panthers 337 posts
R7 no thread
R8 no thread
R9 Womens Origin 317 posts
R10 Eels v Dolphins 414 posts
R11 Womens Origin 424 posts*
R12 Dolphins v Bulldogs 491 posts
R13 Womens Origin 486 posts
R14 Knights v Sea-Eagles 532 posts
*thread started a day early
This thread still to hit 200 with the game almost over. I wonder if there is anything unique about tonights game that might cause such a low turnout

>>149134788
Tank Man didn’t lay down

>>149134955
I hosted a family watch party at my unit

COME ON SULI YOU’VE GOT ONE MORE SET PLEASE DO IT FOR THE KFC CREW

>>149134955
Look at that mighty thread from last week. GOATcastle customers run this general.

>>149134955
They are all in cric

>>149134977
This should have nil impact on post numbers

SULI
U
L
I

1/1 lads

>>149134955
I spend the last hour or so fucking around with a lock

>grubber for himself
You greedy sack of shit

>>149135016
Now that is unique to this thread. You get it fixed?

KEVVIE ON FOR THE MATTY JOHNS SHOW

>hasnt even kicked a field goal
>116 games

>>149135016
t. criminal

>>149135020
No and I made any chance of recovering the lock by a professional probably more difficult. I'll call a locksmith tomorrow probably.

Flanno all out of ideas without performance enhancing drugs

Emma Lawrence might be a bit hagish but god damn you can tell she’s be a 10/10 wife

>first ever Knight
Glenn Frendo seething

>>149134955
I was at the pub with m8s so it would have been weird pulling out my phone to post here

Imagine if Ellie did that

>>149135164
For real? I post from the pub all the time (carefull to not let anyone see the screen though)

You can just see the shit-eating grin on Smith's face when talking about DCE's axing. Fucking dickhead.

>Munster (c)
Can't fathom why you'd captain this immature retard.

>dropping your captain
Queensland just doesn't get Origin...

Lava chicken time
https://youtu.be/naJtI4bS6O4

Cannot wait to see the look on Slater's face when Queensland get fucked in the anus again and the first question he gets asked is about DCElite. Fuck this cunt, fuck Cameron Smith. Cannot let go of shit that happened over a decade ago. DCE = forever the Queenslanders scapegoat!

>>149134966
Kek

wonder if they will still do $5 tickets for dead rubber at homebush for origin

Why didn’t they drop the forwards that didn’t have a fucking go and show some mongrel, or their backs who didn’t take tough hit ups, wtf is DCE gonna do with the team going backwards

with any luck nsw can put 50 on us by just going through the middle

I'm going to pick playing guitar back up lads. Not looking forward to building up calluses again

>>149135478
SO true

>>149136487
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