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Anonymous United States No.149126411 >>149126629 >>149127163
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paco vs paco edition

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Son of Bakespie United States No.149126433 >>149127100
NYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone confirmed Wednesday that Ben Rice could start some games at catcher moving forward
STL: An MRI revealed a sprained capsule in the joint of Brendan Donovan’s big left toe
TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went 2-for-5 with an RBI and a steal in the Blue Jays’ 5-2 victory over the Cardinals, Ernie Clement is day-to-day with a lower-body injury
KC: Royals manager Matt Quatraro told reporters Wednesday they’re still awaiting imaging results on Cole Ragans’ left shoulder
ATL: Spencer Schwellenbach struck out nine in his first career complete game as the Braves topped the Brewers 6-2 on Wednesday
CLE: Lane Thomas went 3-for-4 with a three-run homer in the Guardians’ 11-2 rout of the Reds on Wednesday
PHI: Jesús Luzardo bounced back in a big way Wednesday, striking out 10 while pitching six innings of one-run ball in a victory over the Cubs
PIT: Andrew McCutchen hit a three-run homer to help the Pirates to a 5-2 win over the Marlins on Wednesday
Anonymous United States No.149126437 >>149126637 >>149126646 >>149126676 >>149130591
Yanks own yo ass
Anonymous United States No.149126443
LET'S GO DODGERS
Anonymous United States No.149126458 >>149126472
i like how kopech doesn't wear anything underneath his shirt
Anonymous United States No.149126465
>>149126124
Trout has no hype anymore, Ohtani has that title now
Anonymous United States No.149126472 >>149126492
>>149126458
That’s what ur mum said lel
Anonymous United States No.149126479
Remember this guy lol
Anonymous Canada No.149126481 >>149126495 >>149126511
i'm posting from the future
Anonymous United States No.149126485
kopech is going to lose the lead
Anonymous United States No.149126486
New tigers fan here. Why are the still playing out the Angels A's game? It's already been decided. Is this one of those weird technicalities like the infield fly rule?
Anonymous United States No.149126489
>only a 2 run lead
no...
Anonymous United States No.149126492
>>149126472
hey, he looks good. i do it too
Anonymous United States No.149126495
>>149126481
Yeah? I'm posting from the past.
Anonymous Panama No.149126496
Jays
Anonymous United States No.149126506
What's the highest ERA a pitcher's ever had? Because I think some of these Dodgers pitchers are getting there.
Anonymous United States No.149126511 >>149126565
>>149126481
who wins the AL West?
Anonymous United States No.149126519
Yankees.
Anonymous United States No.149126520
I don't blame Adell for not robbing that, but still i hate seeing this man in centerfield
Anonymous United States No.149126526
Here come the choke
Anonymous United States No.149126528
come onnn double play
Anonymous United States No.149126534
I can't believe the dodgers are sending enrique hernandez onto the mound in a high pressure situation two days in a row
Anonymous United States No.149126539
Kopech sucked during his rehab also walking a million batters
Anonymous United States No.149126546 >>149126585
we just need one! one hit!
Anonymous United States No.149126553
doggie doo a strike
Anonymous United States No.149126560
Kek, it's kino!
Anonymous United States No.149126565
>>149126511
You don't need to be able to see the future to know that
Anonymous United States No.149126573
kek manny
Anonymous United States No.149126579
Anonymous United States No.149126582
PRRRRT
Anonymous United States No.149126583
KEK POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149126585
>>149126546
>one hit

pooooooodres
Anonymous United States No.149126592
if you’re gonna swing 3-0 you probably shouldn’t roll over a weak ground ball
Anonymous United States No.149126593
>machimpo
kek
Anonymous United States No.149126596
Johnny Hustle would’ve been safe there
Anonymous United States No.149126597
Dammit Manny bro, same for Arraez as well.
Anonymous United States No.149126599
PRRRRRRRRRT
Anonymous United States No.149126600 >>149126636
poopoopeepeepoodres
Anonymous United States No.149126602
Please just one out Burke
Anonymous United States No.149126606
I like it when Machado suffers.
Anonymous United States No.149126610
LMAO
Anonymous United States No.149126622
Thank god Burke
Anonymous United States No.149126629 >>149126649
>>149126411 (OP)
Anonymous Panama No.149126631
>>149126608
you outghta include a switch 2 patch in there somewhere
Anonymous United States No.149126636
>>149126600
>rispdres
kek!
Anonymous United States No.149126637
>>149126437
classless, just like the Yankees fans and their mid organization.
Anonymous United States No.149126640
big willie
Anonymous United States No.149126646 >>149126647
>>149126437
whose ass exactly?
Anonymous United States No.149126647
>>149126646
Ur mum’s lel
marniers United States No.149126649
>>149126629
>marniers
marniers

Also, marniers.
Anonymous United States No.149126664
>tanner scott warming up
Anonymous United States No.149126674
that funky muncy
Anonymous United States No.149126676 >>149126716
>>149126437
Yankees don't even own New York
Anonymous United States No.149126679
based schanuel breaking up the double play
Anonymous United States No.149126692 >>149126699
mariners i guess
Anonymous United States No.149126694
>brogdan warming up
My angels are going to lose this game
Anonymous United States No.149126696 >>149126715
>Lets go Pages chants
Anonymous United States No.149126697 >>149126708
the queen of /mlb/ is the only reason the Padres won yesterday
Anonymous United States No.149126698
>half dodger blue, half poopoo brown pee yellow
pathetic
Anonymous United States No.149126699 >>149126717 >>149126729
>>149126692
THE SEASON IS FUCKING OVER
Anonymous United States No.149126708
>>149126697
she has nice eyes
Anonymous United States No.149126715
>>149126696
I heard it
Anonymous United States No.149126716
>>149126676
GOOD JOB, TOMMY BASEBALL
PUT IT IN PLAY AND THEY'LL MESS UP
Anonymous United States No.149126717
>>149126699
absolutely is
Anonymous United States No.149126722 >>149126731
Kopech is going to cost us games
Anonymous United States No.149126729
>>149126699
>double dubs
seattletrannies.... it's over
Anonymous United States No.149126731 >>149126747
>>149126722
he'll get it together
Anonymous United States No.149126736
CMON DODGERS!
Anonymous United States No.149126745
Uh, jintsbros?
Anonymous United States No.149126746
Good evening /mlb/, don’t seethe too hard at my ‘Kees.
Anonymous United States No.149126747
>>149126731
I'd rather have Luis Garcia back rn until he's more consistent
Anonymous United States No.149126750 >>149126758
I believe in Tanner Scott
Anonymous United States No.149126755
>tanner scott
well it was fun while it lasted
Anonymous United States No.149126757 >>149126842
I hate you Brogdon
Anonymous United States No.149126758 >>149126784 >>149126789
>>149126750
I don’t want to jinx but it just seems like he was having a bad start
Anonymous United States No.149126774
tanner sKott
Anonymous United States No.149126776 >>149126786 >>149126797 >>149126812
>Tanner Scott in 8th
Wait who's closing then?
Anonymous United States No.149126777
back to .500!
Anonymous United States No.149126784
>>149126758
he's already given up as many runs as he did the entire last year. no matter what, he's regressed
Anonymous United States No.149126786 >>149126810
>>149126776
Kike Hernandez.
Anonymous United States No.149126789
>>149126758
his mechanics were off
Anonymous United States No.149126790
>And on the 7th day The Lord God said Play ball!
Anonymous United States No.149126792
SOLER MAKES A PLAY
LETS GO
Anonymous United States No.149126797
>>149126776
Vesia
Anonymous United States No.149126798
Kike in the pen rn
Anonymous United States No.149126810 >>149126837
>>149126786
the save is in the bag
Anonymous United States No.149126812
>>149126776
they're trying to get him to finish. Vesia, if Scott can't do it.
Anonymous United States No.149126822 >>149126830 >>149126834
scottbros.... are we back?
Anonymous United States No.149126828
wtg Tannie
Anonymous United States No.149126829 >>149126845 >>149126863
Is there worse contract right now than Bogaerts? It’s extra laughable because of how much financial trouble poodres were in.
Anonymous United States No.149126830
>>149126822
maybe...
Anonymous United States No.149126831
Apologize to Tanner Scott
Anonymous United States No.149126834
>>149126822
we are so back
Anonymous United States No.149126837 >>149126851 >>149126860
>>149126810
This guy acts like such a class clown I keep forgetting he's in his 30s and not a rookie
Anonymous United States No.149126838
Well of course they blow their offense load yesterday, oh well, GG doyers, see you next week. Fun series!
Anonymous United States No.149126840 >>149126849 >>149126854 >>149126861
Going to Habit burger, you guys want anything?
Anonymous United States No.149126842 >>149126873
>>149126757
apologize
Anonymous United States No.149126844
poodrepacos, we have a world series hangover from last night
Anonymous United States No.149126845
>>149126829
In terms of budget, it’s the worse
Anonymous United States No.149126846
Soler doesn't make that sliding catch and we lose this game.
Anonymous United States No.149126847 >>149126852
WAIT IT'S A DAY GAME??????
Anonymous United States No.149126849
>>149126840
ONION RINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGS
Anonymous United States No.149126851
>>149126837
class clown?
Anonymous United States No.149126852 >>149126869
>>149126847
bruh....
Anonymous United States No.149126854 >>149126914
>>149126840
No. But you can get me something from Hamburger Habit
Anonymous United States No.149126856 >>149126874
Machado really won the game for the Dodgers
>swinging when the count is 3-0 and bases are loaded
Anonymous United States No.149126857
grill chicken salad
Anonymous United States No.149126860
>>149126837
rookies don't get away with that kind of shit
Anonymous United States No.149126861
>>149126840
Santa Barbara style, no mayo no pickles
Anonymous United States No.149126863
>>149126829
That money could have been used to extend Soto but nah, I get Seidler wanted a star player before he died, but man, he screwed us with that contract. Could have had Judge or Trea Turner man....
Anonymous United States No.149126869
>>149126852
don't bruh me, day game on a wednesday is some wrigley field on wgn shit
Anonymous United States No.149126872
Digits and 0-5tani
Anonymous United States No.149126873
>>149126842
Not yet. If Soler didn't make that catch then this is a tie game.
Anonymous United States No.149126874
>>149126856
Teo if the Doyers hold on with an assist from Manny
Anonymous United States No.149126877
tripletani
Anonymous United States No.149126879
triple-tahni!
Anonymous United States No.149126881
TRIPLETANI
Anonymous United States No.149126882
TRIPLETANI
Anonymous United States No.149126884
Anonymous United States No.149126885
OHTANI!
Anonymous United States No.149126886
>gifted hit of japanman
Anonymous United States No.149126888 >>149126896 >>149126902 >>149126903 >>149126907 >>149126910 >>149126915 >>149126918 >>149126920 >>149126929 >>149126931 >>149126932 >>149126938 >>149126943 >>149126960 >>149126970 >>149126977 >>149127024 >>149127039
Triptani
Anonymous United States No.149126894
>throw hits him
that counts, he's out
Anonymous United States No.149126896
>>149126888
checked
Anonymous United States No.149126899
TRIPLETANI
Anonymous United States No.149126901
the jappy knees man
Anonymous United States No.149126902
>>149126888
>digits
Anonymous United States No.149126903
>>149126888
nice
Anonymous United States No.149126905
insurance run incoming
Anonymous United States No.149126906
ILtahni
Anonymous United States No.149126907
>>149126888
Fug
Anonymous United States No.149126910
>>149126888
Very compelling numbers
Anonymous United States No.149126914
>>149126854
i've been to that one. the other habit locations aren't owned by them?
Anonymous United States No.149126915
>>149126888
>
Anonymous United States No.149126918
>>149126888
checked!
Anonymous United States No.149126920
>>>149126888
Anonymous United States No.149126923
moogie :(
Anonymous United States No.149126929
>>149126888
Omg my first digits on my first baseball team!
Anonymous United States No.149126930 >>149126985 >>149126993 >>149127003 >>149127004 >>149127013
No insurance run for you doyerpacos
Anonymous United States No.149126931
>>149126888
checked
Anonymous United States No.149126932
>>149126888
wew
Anonymous United States No.149126937
>game basically over
>ump starts calling strikes balls
ump doesn't want to go home yet
Anonymous United States No.149126938
>>149126888
turipusu!
Anonymous United States No.149126943
>>149126888
it's kino!
Anonymous Mexico No.149126950 >>149126958
Mookie refuses to get a hit with Ohtani on base. It's becoming ridiculous lmao.
Anonymous United States No.149126954 >>149126967
we won the series run differential
Anonymous United States No.149126958
>>149126950
When Ohtani gets hot Mookie cools and vice versa
Anonymous United States No.149126960
>>149126888
witnessed
Anonymous United States No.149126967
>>149126954
if we hold on, you can have it.
Anonymous United States No.149126970
>>149126888
Anonymous United States No.149126977
>>149126888
https://vocaroo.com/14ZMwQFbTgv7
Anonymous United States No.149126979 >>149126995
Lets try to keep this genny Cubgers related.
Anonymous United States No.149126980
Wandy is trying to miss his flight to Chicago so they can't trade him yet
Anonymous United States No.149126984
Anonymous United States No.149126985
>>149126930
Eat shit poodrepaco
Anonymous United States No.149126986
BUG WILLY
Anonymous United States No.149126988
WILL SMITH!
Anonymous United States No.149126989
Big Dick Willie!
Anonymous United States No.149126990
BIG DICK WILLIE
Anonymous United States No.149126993
>>149126930
>OH N-
Anonymous United States No.149126994
Padres, but with poo
Anonymous United States No.149126995
>>149126979
Anonymous United States No.149126997
BIG
WILLIE
STYLE
Anonymous United States No.149127003 >>149127037
>>149126930
KEK
Anonymous United States No.149127004
>>149126930
KWAB
Anonymous United States No.149127011
DYING OUT
Anonymous United States No.149127012
nice timely pitching change poodres
Anonymous United States No.149127013 >>149127033
>>149126930
Yah jinxed it, but it was Peralta so that was our white flag of today.
Anonymous United States No.149127017
>poopoodrepacos
Anonymous United States No.149127018
Anonymous United States No.149127024
>>149126888
Anonymous United States No.149127028 >>149127044 >>149127057 >>149127072
padres, why did you punt this game?
Anonymous United States No.149127031
I believe in Reid Detmers
Anonymous United States No.149127033
KEK>>149127013
Anonymous United States No.149127034
Sorry Poodrepacos. The doyerpacos are the superior pacos. Better luck in the next paco bowl
Anonymous United States No.149127037 >>149127062
>>149127003
Is there a story behind why Daisy became THE >poodres reaction face?
Anonymous United States No.149127039
>>149126888
Nice
Anonymous United States No.149127041
buh, gluh
Anonymous United States No.149127044
>>149127028
They got their WS win
Anonymous United States No.149127052 >>149127063 >>149127095
how did none of them hit each other?
Anonymous United States No.149127054
dont fuck this up veshit
Anonymous United States No.149127055
DoggieBros who is coming in to close?
Anonymous United States No.149127057
>>149127028
Sorry. We’re hungover from our World Series win last night
Anonymous United States No.149127059
watch martin maldonado somehow hit another home run
Anonymous United States No.149127060
PADRES SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THAT BALL FOR MAX HILARITY
Anonymous United States No.149127062 >>149127069 >>149127085 >>149127091
>>149127037
It's just one guy that does that
Anonymous United States No.149127063
>>149127052
because we can't have nice things
Anonymous United States No.149127069
>>149127062
Cram it poodre!
Anonymous United States No.149127072
>>149127028
Randy Vasquez and Morejon was fine, I get lefty on lefty match-up but come on, Randy was unironically cruising. Just very sloppy managed game by Shildt who still refuses to start campy. Cronenworth ain't doing shit, BTW.
Anonymous United States No.149127077 >>149127120
>Cronenworthless
>Fade
>literally who
Anonymous United States No.149127085
>>149127062
>it’s all just one guy
Poodres believe this?
Anonymous United States No.149127086
baskinfag got off work, unfunny forced meme spam incoming!
>implying it's just one person kek
Anonymous United States No.149127091
>>149127062
Make it two
Anonymous Mexico No.149127095
>>149127052
Nothing ever happens
We're stuck in an eternal state of boredom and nothingburgers
Anonymous United States No.149127098
And that's another sweep.
And another save for Detmers.
GG A's.
Anonymous Canada No.149127100
>>149126433
Thank you!
Anonymous United States No.149127106 >>149127133
>San Diego losing another series

Nothing new there
Anonymous United States No.149127107 >>149127128
Anonymous United States No.149127108
Padres won the season series against the Dodgers last year but lost in the NLDS. Meanwhile it was the reverse in 2022.
Anonymous United States No.149127115
EXPECT US!
Anonymous United States No.149127119 >>149127567
The Angels were in the outfield tonight
Anonymous United States No.149127120
>>149127077
Exactly man, no fucking depth. And I knee it, Croney strikes out.
Anonymous United States No.149127125
is anyone watching the san diego broadcast? it's hilarious right now, they keep accidentally knocking stuff off of their desk and showing slo-mos
Anonymous Canada No.149127128
>>149127107
https://youtu.be/fFnOfpIJL0M
Anonymous United States No.149127133 >>149127140 >>149127142 >>149127179 >>149127191
>>149127106
We won a series against Brewers doe, shit we could have one this series if your paid umps didn't screwed us. Oh well. GG!
Anonymous United States No.149127136 >>149127147 >>149127149 >>149127154
Gotta get this win for Sauer
Anonymous United States No.149127139 >>149127162
I remember Tyler Wade enjoying a brief moment of fame in Japan when he was Ohtani's teammate on the 2022 Angels. They thought he was a stud or something like that
Anonymous United States No.149127140 >>149127164
>>149127133
seethe more
Anonymous United States No.149127142 >>149127164
>>149127133
Boohoo bitch nigga
Anonymous United States No.149127147
>>149127136
we'll get him a ring also
Anonymous United States No.149127149
>>149127136
Back to OKC for him anyhow.
Anonymous Mexico No.149127153
Poodresbros...
We lost the first World Series of the season :(
Anonymous United States No.149127154
>>149127136
He is the Honeywell of this season
Anonymous United States No.149127155
>POODRES
Anonymous United States No.149127157
Anonymous United States No.149127158
GG GS Dads. Very good playoff caliber baseball in June. Respect.jpg
Anonymous United States No.149127159 >>149127197
Vesia is pumped! GG, Poodres. See you next time.
Anonymous United States No.149127160
Now go sweep the jints
Anonymous United States No.149127162
>>149127139
No they just thought he was really handsome.
Anonymous United States No.149127163
>>149126411 (OP)
Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s
Anonymous United States No.149127164
>>149127140
>>149127142
I said what I said, now I'll cope in my room now
Anonymous United States No.149127165
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Anonymous United States No.149127167
poop
Anonymous United States No.149127168
my dodgers won that game and that series
gg poodres, see you next week
Anonymous United States No.149127169
WE LOVE IT
gg pads cya next week
Anonymous United States No.149127174
>not blowing a save in June is like winning the world series for Vesia
Anonymous United States No.149127176
gg Poos
see you next week
Anonymous United States No.149127179 >>149127220
>>149127133
Agreed, that was a close game and it was a good series. GGs Padres, cya next week in Chavez Ravine!
Anonymous United States No.149127181 >>149127210
>panda espress and the yumbo yack is secured
Anonymous United States No.149127183
Anonymous United States No.149127188
Vesia looked especially amped up today, did he drink a Red Bull or something? lmao
Anonymous United States No.149127190
JUMBO JACK SECURED
Anonymous United States No.149127191
>>149127133
>We won a series against Brewers doe

When is the parade?
Anonymous United States No.149127197
>>149127159
>yumbo yack secured
Anonymous United States No.149127198
Anonymous United States No.149127201 >>149127291
DYING
OUT
Anonymous United States No.149127205
good game, pads
Anonymous United States No.149127208 >>149127217 >>149127221 >>149127227
Why do the dodgers fans hate the padres so much? Kind of embarrassing desu.
Anonymous United States No.149127209
I asked you bitches last night if you’d bring that same energy. Pussys.

This San Diego pack hitting good.
Anonymous United States No.149127210 >>149127219
>>149127181
mcnuggerbros...
Anonymous United States No.149127217
>>149127208
we dont think about them at all
Anonymous United States No.149127219
>>149127210
>no nuggies
Anonymous United States No.149127220
>>149127179
Wish our team had more depth honestly, our hitting is terrible! Just need some catcher, pitching and a LF. It's insane that our organization doesn't trust our prospects and just insist on buying old washed up fat veterans for our lineup. I'm peeved that our organization hasn't made a trade yet!
Anonymous United States No.149127221 >>149127240 >>149127256
>>149127208

>BEAT LA
>BEAT LA
>BEAT LA
>BEAT L- nevermind season's over
Anonymous United States No.149127223
Shut up bitch
Anonymous United States No.149127225 >>149127241
sex with kirsten
Anonymous United States No.149127227 >>149127243
>>149127208
They feel threatened.
Anonymous United States No.149127228 >>149127243 >>149127279 >>149127411
this is the doyerpacos WS kek
Anonymous United States No.149127238
Kirsten is beautiful, and dignified.
Anonymous United States No.149127240
>>149127221
That's me but these niqqas needs to beat everyone else, not just LA lol
Anonymous United States No.149127241
>>149127225
kirsten is for cuddles and nip pinching
Anonymous United States No.149127243
>>149127227
>>149127228
Makes sense thx
Anonymous United States No.149127244
NOOOOOOBODY CARES POOODREPACO
Anonymous United States No.149127253 >>149127260 >>149127277 >>149127654
where were you guys last night?
Anonymous United States No.149127255
EVERYBOOOOODY CARES PADRE ARYAN
Anonymous United States No.149127256 >>149127282 >>149127290 >>149127411 >>149127507
>>149127221
I saw Dodgers fans wearing shirts with the Padres and Mets logos crossed out with "DEY NOT LIKE US" on it when I was at game 2 of this series. I also saw some "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!" shirts too. Don't even try to act like "Beat LA" is some special unique kind of behavior
Anonymous United States No.149127259
At home watching the Angel game why?
Anonymous United States No.149127260
>>149127253
balls deep in your mom
Anonymous United States No.149127267
The Doyers dey fuh mi padres
Anonymous United States No.149127274 >>149127312
LET'S
GO
METS
Anonymous United States No.149127277
>>149127253
I went for a walk
Anonymous United States No.149127279 >>149127309
>>149127228
just another june game for us, lil bro
Anonymous United States No.149127282 >>149127303
>>149127256
>Don't even try to act like "Beat LA" is some special unique kind of behavior
It is though, LA doesn't any opponent specific chant. But the Padres and Giants do. And they've even done it while LA wasn't even there. Bitch made.
Anonymous United States No.149127290
>>149127256
>DEY NOT LIKE US
>WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
These are specific to last year's WS run thoughbeit
Anonymous United States No.149127291
>>149127201
Anonymous United States No.149127303 >>149127366 >>149127411
>>149127282
>And they've even done it while LA wasn't even there
are you talking about the last game of the wild card, where the team was about to go up to LA for the NLDS? Because fans doing a rally chant for the team before they head to the away game postseason game isn't weird at all
Anonymous United States No.149127308
>Vesia striking out Diaz was like winning the world series

Lol I knew those bitches weren't doing anything. Cronenworthless let that 2022 clutch hit against Vesia get to his mind, how he's not good anymore. Vesia moved on and drags his nuts on Croney now. Shame!
Anonymous United States No.149127309
>>149127279
Glad he came up clutch today
Anonymous United States No.149127312
>>149127274
>he spams women with physiognomy of twelve year old boys
Anonymous United States No.149127316
NEED TO MAKE MOAR ELLIOT RODGERS
Anonymous United States No.149127325 >>149127351 >>149127357 >>149127391 >>149127411 >>149127677 >>149127693
>faveLA on fire from riots
but hey at least you won a baseball game kek
Anonymous Canada No.149127337 >>149127350
a lovely evening at fenway
Anonymous United States No.149127339
Anonymous United States No.149127346 >>149127697
Vesia gave a shoutout to Sauer during his interview with Vassegh
Anonymous United States No.149127350 >>149127378
>>149127337
You’re there in person?
Anonymous United States No.149127351 >>149127391
>>149127325
the home stand is gonna be cancelled at this rate
Anonymous United States No.149127352
Anonymous United States No.149127356 >>149127381
>This is an unlawful Padgers conversation, please disperse into the following game convos
Tigers @ Orioles
Rays @ Red Sox
Nats @ Mets
Anonymous United States No.149127357
>>149127325
>city becomes safer long term
>doyers stay on top
I see no negatives
Anonymous United States No.149127366
>>149127303
cope
Anonymous United States No.149127375 >>149127408 >>149127411 >>149127447 >>149127481 >>149127545 >>149127564 >>149127601
>dodger fans claim to not care about the padres
>yet they never shut the fuck up about them
Make it make sense.
Anonymous Canada No.149127378
>>149127350
no
Anonymous United States No.149127381
>>149127356
this is a paco genny
Anonymous United States No.149127389
Anonymous United States No.149127390
this is the doyerpacos WS kek
Anonymous United States No.149127391
>>149127325
>>149127351
>Padres at Dodgers
>ICE sets up a perimeter during the game
>everyone trapped in the stadium postgame
Anonymous United States No.149127397 >>149127404 >>149127413
I'm white
Anonymous United States No.149127404
>>149127397
ok
Anonymous United States No.149127408 >>149127439
>>149127375
>Make it make sense
>Not on muh bingo card
>fuck around find out
>i was today years old when I...

for the love of god shut the fuck up.
Anonymous United States No.149127411
>>149127228
>>149127256
>>149127303
>>149127325
>>149127375
kek
Anonymous Canada No.149127413
>>149127397
nobody's perfect
Anonymous United States No.149127421
>Make it make sense
Anonymous United States No.149127430 >>149127495
I am so embarrassed that I sperged out on a Jomboy video and got featured but it feels so surreal that I am one if not the only commenter to ever get featured and that they were pretty nice to me all things considered even if I was being bitchy.

I just thought they were bashing on the USA too much.

60000-100000+ people already saw my name so I might as well admit it here for 1000 more its just so cool that Jomboy said my name since he is really famous in NYC but so scary to get seen and sorta lampooned by that many people and hoping that it doesn't do harm to my real life.

I am shaking IRL and ears are ringing really loud since I already have high blood pressure so might get a heart attack from Jomboy lol what the fuck did I do... I just assume I will never get called out and say whatever shit I want. I think I will give up youtube comments from hence forth I am too weak for this shit. Still its so cool to "get addressed" like that. I am hoping that typing all this out will reduce my anxiety.
Anonymous United States No.149127439 >>149127466
>>149127408
schizo reply
Anonymous United States No.149127447
>>149127375
Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence."
Anonymous United States No.149127450 >>149127596
doyerqueers seething again lmao
Anonymous United States No.149127456
Poodrepacos malding
Anonymous United States No.149127462 >>149127483 >>149127489
Anonymous United States No.149127466 >>149127473
>>149127439
I'm schizophrenic.
Anonymous United States No.149127473
>>149127466
I hope you get the help and support you need to deal with that.
Anonymous Canada No.149127480 >>149127518 >>149127530
Please be polite
Anonymous United States No.149127481
>>149127375
>Make it make sense.
Anonymous United States No.149127483
>>149127462
based
Anonymous United States No.149127489
>>149127462
sit the FUCK down x3
Anonymous United States No.149127494
Pete did it his way.
Anonymous United States No.149127495
>>149127430
I know someone who used to relentlessly criticize an MMA fighter on social whose username got called out by the fighter after he won a fight. the worst thing about it is the guy is a total neckbeard neet who's never been in a fight once in his life.
Anonymous United States No.149127496
Pete :)
Anonymous United States No.149127497
ill do you my way
Anonymous United States No.149127499
Pete and Nimmo :)
Anonymous United States No.149127501
Polar Double
Anonymous United States No.149127502
Polar vortex double
Anonymous United States No.149127507 >>149127626
>>149127256
should everyone wear a button-up shirt and tie and a fedora?
Anonymous United States No.149127514 >>149127531
every day i wake up and am grateful that I am not a padres or doyers fan
Anonymous United States No.149127518
>>149127480
I'm trying too, doyers just a bit cocky rn. Sorry.
Anonymous United States No.149127520 >>149127613
my doggie doos won that game
Anonymous United States No.149127530
>>149127480
its always dodgercholos shitting up the thread
Anonymous United States No.149127531
>>149127514
team?
Anonymous United States No.149127534 >>149127555
Can we stop talking about the Padres and Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149127538 >>149127566
They won, why are they still seething at the <.500 padres?
Anonymous United States No.149127545 >>149127560
>>149127375
Anonymous United States No.149127548
all those pitching injuries and the rest of the nl west shitters can't overtake the Dodgers
Anonymous United States No.149127555
>>149127534
No
Anonymous United States No.149127556
Anonymous Canada No.149127560
>>149127545
i look like that and drink that
Anonymous United States No.149127564
>>149127375
Real, just look at the replies.
Anonymous United States No.149127566
>>149127538
Because they're incredibly insecure.
Anonymous United States No.149127567 >>149127574
>>149127119
>no one says a word about the shnoz sisters on the right
Anonymous United States No.149127570 >>149127580
I thought the Mariners just had to win 54% of the time?
Anonymous United States No.149127574
>>149127567
The blonde one looks cute.
Anonymous Panama No.149127576
>UTIL Clement was removed from Wednesday's game due to a precautionary concern about left knee soreness
Just seems like he landed badly and hurt himself a bit. Nothing major thankfully. This Jays team wouldn't be the same without him.
Anonymous United States No.149127580
>>149127570
they do and every now and then they might get into the ploffs
Anonymous United States No.149127594
I think the Mariners suck!
Anonymous Mexico No.149127596 >>149127647 >>149127820
>>149127450
Now now. Let's not talk about seething after a win, Poodresfriend.
Anonymous United States No.149127599 >>149127624
if you enjoyed this pacobowl you're in luck cause we get to do it again in 4 days!
Anonymous United States No.149127601
>>149127375
I don't care about the McDonald's restroom either but when I take a nice shit in one you're gonna hear about it
Anonymous United States No.149127613 >>149127663 >>149127699
>>149127520
we love it
Anonymous United States No.149127620 >>149127634 >>149127660
It’s time for Yankees béisbol.
Anonymous United States No.149127624 >>149127631 >>149127641
>>149127599
>we get to do it again in 4 days!
No, it continues tomorrow against the san fagpacos.
Anonymous United States No.149127626
>>149127507
yes, baseball is a classy sport for gentlemen and voluptuous women
Anonymous United States No.149127631
>>149127624
tomorrow is an off day
Anonymous United States No.149127634 >>149127655
>>149127620
*exits thread*
Anonymous United States No.149127641
>>149127624
Or friday rather
Anonymous United States No.149127646 >>149127676 >>149127770
play of the game for me
Anonymous United States No.149127647 >>149127689
>>149127596
This is true though. Dodgerfans are the worst when it comes to losing. They act like it's the end of the world when they do. The smallest of setbacks and they act like the season is over.
Anonymous United States No.149127654
>>149127253
i was here malding about baskin
Anonymous United States No.149127655
>>149127634
Don’t come back!
Anonymous United States No.149127660 >>149127674 >>149127685 >>149127734
>>149127620
I really have to commend the Yankeefans of /mlb/ for not being as fucking annoying as the Dodgerhomos.
Anonymous United States No.149127663
>>149127613
unfathomably based.
Anonymous United States No.149127674
>>149127660
t. stinkeefag
Anonymous United States No.149127676
>>149127646
I LOVE ANDY PAGES
Anonymous United States No.149127677 >>149127684 >>149127711
>>149127325
Honestly where are the fires? Everyone says LA is on fire right now, most we got was a brush fire in burbank.
Anonymous United States No.149127684
>>149127677
don't worry it'll ramp up now that it's warming up
Anonymous United States No.149127685
>>149127660
I think they're just full of all those jittery emotions from winning their first real World Series in a while. They’ll fizzle out at some point.
Anonymous United States No.149127689 >>149127727
>>149127647
objectively false.
Anonymous United States No.149127693
>>149127325
that "riot" is in a small, controlled zone for the cameras like they always are
Anonymous United States No.149127696 >>149127706 >>149127711 >>149127718 >>149127780
It’s literally just a few blocks downtown where the rioting is happening. Media is blowing it up
Anonymous United States No.149127697
>>149127346
that's awesome
Anonymous Canada No.149127699
>>149127613
Anonymous United States No.149127704
Alright i'm out. I'll let you faggots argue about my Dodgers.

PEACE!
Anonymous United States No.149127705
It’s time for Yankees baseball.
Anonymous United States No.149127706
>>149127696
>hernandez (los doyers)
Anonymous United States No.149127711 >>149127780
>>149127696
Fuck! Meant for>>149127677
Anonymous Panama No.149127718
>>149127696
kek
Anonymous United States No.149127727 >>149127751 >>149127782
>>149127689
You must be new here lmao, Dodgerfans are the most dramatic fucking faggots about everything
Anonymous United States No.149127734 >>149127769
>>149127660
MUH RANGS 27 KISS EM GLOBAL BRAND THIS IS OUR YEAR
Anonymous United States No.149127751
>>149127727
no, you are :)
Anonymous United States No.149127769
>>149127734
Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC
Anonymous United States No.149127770 >>149127792
>>149127646
amazing throw ngl
Anonymous United States No.149127776
/we/ fucking suck M’sbros…
Anonymous United States No.149127780
>>149127696
>>149127711
Kek and saved
But yeah the media coverage at this point just seems to want to turn this into 1992 LA riots#2. You have to go out of your way to even find any protesters with this one
Anonymous United States No.149127782
>>149127727
most dodger fans are confident that we'll make it to the post season and that our pitching staff will be healthier by then.
Anonymous United States No.149127792
>>149127770
Tag was also great. Not an easy play
Anonymous United States No.149127814
>loses to the dodgers
>a team that is in fact from LA
>"why the fuck are dodgerfans such insufferable cunts? I pray LA burns"
Every time
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149127818 >>149127834 >>149127837
Dog
Anonymous United States No.149127820 >>149127889
>>149127596
this is such a weird and pathetic cope.
Anonymous United States No.149127834
>>149127818
look at that dawg
Anonymous United States No.149127835 >>149127851
poodre memes kek
Anonymous United States No.149127837
>>149127818
New tigers fan here
Anonymous United States No.149127851 >>149127872
>>149127835
LMAO this is as bad as leftist memes which does make it funny now
Anonymous United States No.149127852
we ran a parade on your mom lol
Anonymous United States No.149127864
look, you need to stop criticizing us (dodger fans). i invested $8000 into this team last year (in concessions and merchendise), and for that i expect, nay demand,162 games of pure excellence, 162 games of 110% effort. and yes, that means i do not tolerate losing! you poor idiots are happy with your mediocre poverty franchises? embarassing. maybe if you expected better you'd be winners like us.
Anonymous United States No.149127872
>>149127851
poodrepacos can't meme
Anonymous United States No.149127879
JUANJO
Anonymous United States No.149127880
SOTONIAN
Anonymous United States No.149127883
Angelbros, it’s time to apologize to Arte Moreno
Anonymous United States No.149127884
A SOTONIAN BLAST
Anonymous United States No.149127887 >>149127898
dodgers will lose on their weeb night anyway, proving Doro is the better rally mascot than holoshit
Anonymous United States No.149127889
>>149127820
who would guess his team just won by 10 runs
Anonymous United States No.149127893 >>149127901 >>149127912
Apologize
Anonymous United States No.149127894 >>149127918
Yea I’m thinkin Soto’s back
Anonymous United States No.149127898
>>149127887
Who the fuck are you?
Anonymous United States No.149127901
>>149127893
Nothing to apologize for, I never doubted him.
Anonymous United States No.149127907 >>149127933 >>149128183 >>149128202
SOTO IS HOT
Anonymous Panama No.149127912
>>149127893
Anonymous United States No.149127918 >>149127967
>>149127894
Stop fraternizing with your teammates
You can't do that
Anonymous United States No.149127927 >>149127954
TOTAL UMP DEATH
Anonymous United States No.149127929
JASS’d
Anonymous United States No.149127933
>>149127907
literally no ass.
Anonymous United States No.149127936
Belli triple!
Anonymous United States No.149127942
Cody Triplinger
Anonymous United States No.149127944 >>149127964
https://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/1932949909273039062
Anonymous United States No.149127954
>>149127927
you rang?
Anonymous United States No.149127964
>>149127944
Don't let Michael Kay see this
Anonymous United States No.149127967
>>149127918
Dominicano Power y Boricuas Power
Anonymous United States No.149127972 >>149127984 >>149128009 >>149128069
>dodger game over
>thread already dead
Anonymous United States No.149127975
I’m thinking about Michael Kay
Anonymous United States No.149127979 >>149127988 >>149127997 >>149128007 >>149128010
>Soto’s June OPS is near 1.300
haterbros…
Anonymous United States No.149127981
Jizzum lol
Anonymous United States No.149127984 >>149128009
>>149127972
Only gay ass teams playing
Anonymous United States No.149127988
>>149127979
That's crazy, it's almost like a good hitter is good at hitting. Who woulda thunk it
Anonymous United States No.149127997 >>149128005 >>149128018 >>149128022
>>149127979
No one ever actually thought he was bad we’re just having fun.
Anonymous United States No.149128005 >>149128017
>>149127997
>we were only pretending to be retarded
Anonymous United States No.149128007
>>149127979
umm that'll be umm a lot of money, so ummm... haha your owner is spending a lot of money though.... p-plus tip... ehm.
Anonymous United States No.149128009 >>149128026
>>149127972
>>149127984
fundies won and they’re still mad kekarooooo
Anonymous United States No.149128010
>>149127979
hang the banner
Anonymous United States No.149128012 >>149128021 >>149128064 >>149128079
Yanks got the third best record in béisbol.
Anonymous United States No.149128015 >>149128076 >>149128080 >>149128090
padresbros, i hope you knocked this foo out today
Anonymous United States No.149128017 >>149128051
>>149128005
Enjoying someone performing like shit isn’t pretending to be retarded.
Anonymous United States No.149128018 >>149128040
>>149127997
new york fans are like that. for some reason, they want you to believe that they take it up the ass!
Anonymous United States No.149128021 >>149128042
>>149128012
american league merchants
Anonymous United States No.149128022
>>149127997
FAGGets can't handle banter
Anonymous United States No.149128026
>>149128009
Nothing makes them happy.
Anonymous United States No.149128030
FAGGets kek!
Anonymous United States No.149128033
Can the fundies please leave the thread while the real New York teams are playing?
Anonymous United States No.149128038
FAGGets kek!
Anonymous United States No.149128040
>>149128018
I ain’t even gay
Anonymous United States No.149128042
>>149128021
But we have a winning record against the NL…
Anonymous United States No.149128051 >>149128066
>>149128017
No it’s actually being retarded :)
Anonymous United States No.149128059 >>149128344
This is the most depressing season yet
Anonymous United States No.149128064
>>149128012
who has the first and second?
Anonymous United States No.149128066
>>149128051
No it’s not.
Anonymous United States No.149128069
I'm >>149127972 and it's a truthful observation. Don't have to be a Dodger fan.
Anonymous United States No.149128073 >>149128096 >>149128125 >>149128144
>trying this hard to convince yourself that $800 million dollars was well spent
Don’t care.
Anonymous United States No.149128076 >>149128090
>>149128015
Anonymous United States No.149128079
>>149128012
That's adorable.
Anonymous United States No.149128080
>>149128015
>tattooed padrecholo with his arm around his bitch
>seething doyerfag actively repelling the woman next to him
pottery
Anonymous Panama No.149128088
I hope Manoah returns fitter and better than before
Anonymous United States No.149128090
>>149128076
>>149128015
KEK KEKKUMS
Anonymous United States No.149128093
Yanks hitting for the cycle once again.
Anonymous United States No.149128096
>>149128073
But think about how mad Michael Kay must be.
Anonymous United States No.149128097
Fundies be like
>but your owners money? Aren’t you concerned??
Yankees United States No.149128099 >>149128142
>Yankees
Yankees

Ya heard? Yankees.
Anonymous United States No.149128107
My Goldy :)
Anonymous United States No.149128108 >>149128127
Another KC pitcher tipping his pitches kek!
Anonymous United States No.149128109
Fundies have good Fundie-Mentals
Anonymous United States No.149128120
how alex call watches the ball into his glove in the outfield
Anonymous United States No.149128122
RBIsinglekees.
Anonymous United States No.149128124
>5-0
Anonymous United States No.149128125
>>149128073
Who cares if it was "well spent?" Cohen has more money than he could ever spend
Anonymous United States No.149128127
>>149128108
Thinking you may be right.
Anonymous United States No.149128133
>the state of the city that's named after the state it isn't in
Anonymous United States No.149128142 >>149128152 >>149128163
>>149128099
The pendant on his necklace is quite appropriate for New York City
Anonymous United States No.149128144
>>149128073
it's not my money and that's like pocket change to the owner
Anonymous United States No.149128147 >>149128156
Tipyals gonna blow it (again)
Anonymous United States No.149128150
This dude really named Boobage?
Anonymous United States No.149128152
>>149128142
Reaching.
Anonymous United States No.149128156 >>149128160
>>149128147
how many more wins would the Mets have if they were playing against the AL Comedy Central all year?
Anonymous United States No.149128160
>>149128156
at least 20
Anonymous United States No.149128161
Is this the team we swept in the first round last year? Can't remember since the first round is irrelevant for us but I thought they were supposed to be good?
Anonymous United States No.149128163
>>149128142
>fundie memes
kek it’s kinoshita!
Anonymous United States No.149128171 >>149128184 >>149128204 >>149128214 >>149128216 >>149128244
rumor has it that new york, the greatest city in the world, is also the baseball capital of the world
Anonymous United States No.149128179
>ERA leader
Im laffin
Anonymous United States No.149128181 >>149128200
Goyerpacos have no right to complain about Jews
Anonymous United States No.149128183
>>149127907
hank hill ass lmao
Anonymous United States No.149128184
>>149128171
Big if true!
Anonymous United States No.149128193
GEORGE LOMBOMB JR with a 2-RUN HR

Patkees hitting for the cycle too!
Anonymous United States No.149128200
>>149128181
>(((Guggenheim)))
Anonymous United States No.149128202
>>149127907
she would be a dodger fan and probably already is
Anonymous United States No.149128204
>>149128171
Cool! When’s the last time the city won a championship?
Anonymous United States No.149128214 >>149128236
>>149128171
>little babby who has never traveled

New York City is a certified genuine shit hole. It's not even the greatest city in the US, and never mind the rest of the world.
Anonymous United States No.149128216
>>149128171
This is true, only a truly soulless club would abandon their loyal New York fans for more funds
Anonymous United States No.149128218 >>149128260
SPENCER JONES SOLO HR
Anonymous Canada No.149128219
red sux
Anonymous United States No.149128223
Watching AA baseball
Anonymous United States No.149128229
Look at him. His boob itches.
Anonymous United States No.149128234
>fagliaone
Anonymous United States No.149128236 >>149129007
>>149128214
what is the greatest city in the usa
Anonymous United States No.149128238
Da Cubs
Anonymous United States No.149128244
>>149128171
Very true!
Anonymous United States No.149128248
Grishonions! Caught eem
Anonymous United States No.149128252 >>149128277 >>149128283 >>149128305
let’s go brandon
Anonymous United States No.149128254 >>149128277 >>149128283 >>149128305
let's go brandon
Anonymous United States No.149128255 >>149128277 >>149128283 >>149128305
let's go brandon :)
Anonymous United States No.149128260
>>149128218
Based prospect observer.
Anonymous United States No.149128262
CWalk hits one onto the train tracks!
3-0 stros in the 1st
Anonymous United States No.149128266 >>149128297
for me it's the Mets
Anonymous United States No.149128271
Nimmo found the seats
Anonymous United States No.149128275
at least I live in San Diego and not some shithole like faveLA kek
Anonymous United States No.149128277
>>149128252
>>149128254
>>149128255
The triality of man
Anonymous United States No.149128283
>>149128252
>>149128254
>>149128255
based hivemind
Anonymous United States No.149128284
Nimmo :)
Anonymous United States No.149128287
Nimmooooooooooo
Anonymous United States No.149128289
>juan blowto
Anonymous United States No.149128290
>grish smiling
Dude is like Chirico Cuvie.
Anonymous United States No.149128297 >>149128311 >>149128321 >>149128333 >>149128357
>>149128266
for me, it's fatlonso's breasts
Anonymous United States No.149128305
>>149128252
>>149128254
>>149128255
Where's nu tho
Anonymous United States No.149128311
>>149128297
*poops on you*
Anonymous United States No.149128321 >>149128350
>>149128297
my exact build
Anonymous United States No.149128329
Faggy mike on the horizon
Anonymous United States No.149128333
>>149128297
>file name
based Petey got the skinny boys malding
Anonymous United States No.149128338
>gnats in charge of challenging
Anonymous United States No.149128340
nats are dumbfucks stupid challenge fire your review guy
Anonymous United States No.149128343 >>149128361
>call confirmed
>eat shit Nats
Anonymous United States No.149128344
>>149128059
Chill anon it’s a bad streak. Every team has bad streaks
Anonymous United States No.149128345
Nats with the most retarded challenge of 2025 kek
Anonymous United States No.149128348
Bubic bros, why didn't we just bounce back before the 5 ER?
Anonymous United States No.149128349 >>149128368
Need Volpe and Jazz to homer this series for the seethe.
Anonymous United States No.149128350
>>149128321
take your candy ass to the gym, chubs.
Anonymous United States No.149128354
>ballboy eating shit chasing foul ball
kek
Anonymous United States No.149128357 >>149128373
>>149128297
peak build
Anonymous United States No.149128361
Challenge denied>>149128343
Anonymous United States No.149128362 >>149128394
NEW >>149116395
Anonymous United States No.149128368 >>149128391 >>149128429
>>149128349
Volpe's swing mechanics got worse apparently.
Anonymous United States No.149128373 >>149128384
>>149128357
behold!
Anonymous United States No.149128384 >>149128389
>>149128373
delete this you motherfucker111!!!
Anonymous United States No.149128389
>>149128384
no you
Anonymous United States No.149128391 >>149128426 >>149128455
>>149128368
why do I have such a weakness for bitches with an attitude like this
Anonymous United States No.149128394
>>149128362
Hey fuck you
Anonymous United States No.149128398
>Peterson
>efficient

You love to see it
Anonymous United States No.149128400
we need nu tho
Anonymous United States No.149128406
waiting for nu tho
Anonymous United States No.149128409
Mariner bros....today was the nail in the coffin. It's so fucking over.
Anonymous United States No.149128413
Based Sneederson mindfucked the anal-lick-tics fags
Anonymous United States No.149128425
make the nu you want to see in the world
Anonymous United States No.149128426 >>149128437
>>149128391
you are abandoned as a child
Anonymous United States No.149128429
>>149128368
He was just fine in the beginning of the season, then again, he did get injured.
Anonymous United States No.149128437 >>149128447
>>149128426
i wasnt though, my parents loved me very much
Anonymous United States No.149128447
>>149128437
YOU are a loved child
Anonymous United States No.149128454
>>149128444
>>149128444
>>149128444
>>149128444
>>149128444
Anonymous United States No.149128455
>>149128391
jewish media addiction
Anonymous United States No.149128476
>>149128468
Anonymous United States No.149128553
>LAD vs. SFG
>LAD vs. OAK
>LAD vs. SDP
Which is the most kino rivalry?
Anonymous United States No.149129007
>>149128236
new york city
Anonymous United States No.149130591
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