paco vs paco edition
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NYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone confirmed Wednesday that Ben Rice could start some games at catcher moving forward
STL: An MRI revealed a sprained capsule in the joint of Brendan Donovanโs big left toe
TOR: Vladimir Guerrero Jr. went 2-for-5 with an RBI and a steal in the Blue Jaysโ 5-2 victory over the Cardinals, Ernie Clement is day-to-day with a lower-body injury
KC: Royals manager Matt Quatraro told reporters Wednesday theyโre still awaiting imaging results on Cole Ragansโ left shoulder
ATL: Spencer Schwellenbach struck out nine in his first career complete game as the Braves topped the Brewers 6-2 on Wednesday
CLE: Lane Thomas went 3-for-4 with a three-run homer in the Guardiansโ 11-2 rout of the Reds on Wednesday
PHI: Jesรบs Luzardo bounced back in a big way Wednesday, striking out 10 while pitching six innings of one-run ball in a victory over the Cubs
PIT: Andrew McCutchen hit a three-run homer to help the Pirates to a 5-2 win over the Marlins on Wednesday
i like how kopech doesn't wear anything underneath his shirt
>>149126124Trout has no hype anymore, Ohtani has that title now
>>149126458Thatโs what ur mum said lel
i'm posting from the future
kopech is going to lose the lead
New tigers fan here. Why are the still playing out the Angels A's game? It's already been decided. Is this one of those weird technicalities like the infield fly rule?
>>149126472hey, he looks good. i do it too
>>149126481Yeah? I'm posting from the past.
What's the highest ERA a pitcher's ever had? Because I think some of these Dodgers pitchers are getting there.
>>149126481who wins the AL West?
I don't blame Adell for not robbing that, but still i hate seeing this man in centerfield
I can't believe the dodgers are sending enrique hernandez onto the mound in a high pressure situation two days in a row
Kopech sucked during his rehab also walking a million batters
we just need one! one hit!
>>149126511You don't need to be able to see the future to know that
MM
md5: 7e54430c79621d2cf19a06cba8e605d6
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>>149126546>one hitpooooooodres
if youโre gonna swing 3-0 you probably shouldnโt roll over a weak ground ball
Johnny Hustle wouldโve been safe there
Dammit Manny bro, same for Arraez as well.
Please just one out Burke
I like it when Machado suffers.
>>149126608you outghta include a switch 2 patch in there somewhere
>>149126437classless, just like the Yankees fans and their mid organization.
>>149126437whose ass exactly?
>>149126646Ur mumโs lel
>>149126629>marniersmarniers
Also, marniers.
>>149126437Yankees don't even own New York
based schanuel breaking up the double play
>brogdan warming up
My angels are going to lose this game
the queen of /mlb/ is the only reason the Padres won yesterday
>half dodger blue, half poopoo brown pee yellow
pathetic
>>149126692THE SEASON IS FUCKING OVER
>>149126697she has nice eyes
>>149126676GOOD JOB, TOMMY BASEBALL
PUT IT IN PLAY AND THEY'LL MESS UP
Kopech is going to cost us games
>>149126699>double dubsseattletrannies.... it's over
>>149126722he'll get it together
Good evening /mlb/, donโt seethe too hard at my โKees.
>>149126731I'd rather have Luis Garcia back rn until he's more consistent
I believe in Tanner Scott
>tanner scott
well it was fun while it lasted
>>149126750I donโt want to jinx but it just seems like he was having a bad start
>Tanner Scott in 8th
Wait who's closing then?
>>149126758he's already given up as many runs as he did the entire last year. no matter what, he's regressed
>>149126776Kike Hernandez.
>>149126758his mechanics were off
>And on the 7th day The Lord God said Play ball!
SOLER MAKES A PLAY
LETS GO
>>149126786the save is in the bag
>>149126776they're trying to get him to finish. Vesia, if Scott can't do it.
scottbros.... are we back?
Is there worse contract right now than Bogaerts? Itโs extra laughable because of how much financial trouble poodres were in.
Apologize to Tanner Scott
>>149126822we are so back
>>149126810This guy acts like such a class clown I keep forgetting he's in his 30s and not a rookie
Well of course they blow their offense load yesterday, oh well, GG doyers, see you next week. Fun series!
Going to Habit burger, you guys want anything?
poodrepacos, we have a world series hangover from last night
>>149126829In terms of budget, itโs the worse
Soler doesn't make that sliding catch and we lose this game.
WAIT IT'S A DAY GAME??????
>>149126840ONION RINNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGS
>>149126840No. But you can get me something from Hamburger Habit
Machado really won the game for the Dodgers
>swinging when the count is 3-0 and bases are loaded
>>149126837rookies don't get away with that kind of shit
>>149126840Santa Barbara style, no mayo no pickles
>>149126829That money could have been used to extend Soto but nah, I get Seidler wanted a star player before he died, but man, he screwed us with that contract. Could have had Judge or Trea Turner man....
>>149126852don't bruh me, day game on a wednesday is some wrigley field on wgn shit
>>149126842Not yet. If Soler didn't make that catch then this is a tie game.
>>149126856Teo if the Doyers hold on with an assist from Manny
>throw hits him
that counts, he's out
>>149126888Very compelling numbers
>>149126854i've been to that one. the other habit locations aren't owned by them?
>>149126888Omg my first digits on my first baseball team!
No insurance run for you doyerpacos
>game basically over
>ump starts calling strikes balls
ump doesn't want to go home yet
Mookie refuses to get a hit with Ohtani on base. It's becoming ridiculous lmao.
we won the series run differential
>>149126950When Ohtani gets hot Mookie cools and vice versa
>>149126954if we hold on, you can have it.
>>149126888https://vocaroo.com/14ZMwQFbTgv7
Lets try to keep this genny Cubgers related.
Wandy is trying to miss his flight to Chicago so they can't trade him yet
>>149126930Eat shit poodrepaco
nice timely pitching change poodres
>>149126930Yah jinxed it, but it was Peralta so that was our white flag of today.
padres, why did you punt this game?
I believe in Reid Detmers
Sorry Poodrepacos. The doyerpacos are the superior pacos. Better luck in the next paco bowl
>>149127003Is there a story behind why Daisy became THE >poodres reaction face?
>>149127028They got their WS win
how did none of them hit each other?
DoggieBros who is coming in to close?
>>149127028Sorry. Weโre hungover from our World Series win last night
watch martin maldonado somehow hit another home run
PADRES SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THAT BALL FOR MAX HILARITY
>>149127037It's just one guy that does that
>>149127052because we can't have nice things
>>149127062Cram it poodre!
>>149127028Randy Vasquez and Morejon was fine, I get lefty on lefty match-up but come on, Randy was unironically cruising. Just very sloppy managed game by Shildt who still refuses to start campy. Cronenworth ain't doing shit, BTW.
>Cronenworthless
>Fade
>literally who
>>149127062>itโs all just one guyPoodres believe this?
baskinfag got off work, unfunny forced meme spam incoming!
>implying it's just one person kek
>>149127052Nothing ever happens
We're stuck in an eternal state of boredom and nothingburgers
And that's another sweep.
And another save for Detmers.
GG A's.
>San Diego losing another series
Nothing new there
Padres won the season series against the Dodgers last year but lost in the NLDS. Meanwhile it was the reverse in 2022.
The Angels were in the outfield tonight
>>149127077Exactly man, no fucking depth. And I knee it, Croney strikes out.
is anyone watching the san diego broadcast? it's hilarious right now, they keep accidentally knocking stuff off of their desk and showing slo-mos
>>149127107https://youtu.be/fFnOfpIJL0M
>>149127106We won a series against Brewers doe, shit we could have one this series if your paid umps didn't screwed us. Oh well. GG!
Gotta get this win for Sauer
I remember Tyler Wade enjoying a brief moment of fame in Japan when he was Ohtani's teammate on the 2022 Angels. They thought he was a stud or something like that
>>149127133Boohoo bitch nigga
>>149127136we'll get him a ring also
>>149127136Back to OKC for him anyhow.
Poodresbros...
We lost the first World Series of the season :(
>>149127136He is the Honeywell of this season
GG GS Dads. Very good playoff caliber baseball in June. Respect.jpg
Vesia is pumped! GG, Poodres. See you next time.
>>149127139No they just thought he was really handsome.
>>149126411 (OP)Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s
>>149127140>>149127142I said what I said, now I'll cope in my room now
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
Doyers win!
>Doyers win!
my dodgers won that game and that series
gg poodres, see you next week
WE LOVE IT
gg pads cya next week
>not blowing a save in June is like winning the world series for Vesia
gg Poos
see you next week
>>149127133Agreed, that was a close game and it was a good series. GGs Padres, cya next week in Chavez Ravine!
>panda espress and the yumbo yack is secured
Vesia looked especially amped up today, did he drink a Red Bull or something? lmao
>>149127133>We won a series against Brewers doeWhen is the parade?
>>149127159>yumbo yack secured
Why do the dodgers fans hate the padres so much? Kind of embarrassing desu.
I asked you bitches last night if youโd bring that same energy. Pussys.
This San Diego pack hitting good.
>>149127181mcnuggerbros...
>>149127208we dont think about them at all
>>149127179Wish our team had more depth honestly, our hitting is terrible! Just need some catcher, pitching and a LF. It's insane that our organization doesn't trust our prospects and just insist on buying old washed up fat veterans for our lineup. I'm peeved that our organization hasn't made a trade yet!
>>149127208>BEAT LA>BEAT LA>BEAT LA>BEAT L- nevermind season's over
>>149127208They feel threatened.
this is the doyerpacos WS kek
Kirsten is beautiful, and dignified.
>>149127221That's me but these niqqas needs to beat everyone else, not just LA lol
>>149127225kirsten is for cuddles and nip pinching
NOOOOOOBODY CARES POOODREPACO
where were you guys last night?
EVERYBOOOOODY CARES PADRE ARYAN
>>149127221I saw Dodgers fans wearing shirts with the Padres and Mets logos crossed out with "DEY NOT LIKE US" on it when I was at game 2 of this series. I also saw some "WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!" shirts too. Don't even try to act like "Beat LA" is some special unique kind of behavior
At home watching the Angel game why?
>>149127253balls deep in your mom
The Doyers dey fuh mi padres
>>149127253I went for a walk
>>149127228just another june game for us, lil bro
>>149127256>Don't even try to act like "Beat LA" is some special unique kind of behaviorIt is though, LA doesn't any opponent specific chant. But the Padres and Giants do. And they've even done it while LA wasn't even there. Bitch made.
>>149127256>DEY NOT LIKE US>WE DON'T GIVE A FUCKThese are specific to last year's WS run thoughbeit
>>149127282>And they've even done it while LA wasn't even thereare you talking about the last game of the wild card, where the team was about to go up to LA for the NLDS? Because fans doing a rally chant for the team before they head to the away game postseason game isn't weird at all
>Vesia striking out Diaz was like winning the world series
Lol I knew those bitches weren't doing anything. Cronenworthless let that 2022 clutch hit against Vesia get to his mind, how he's not good anymore. Vesia moved on and drags his nuts on Croney now. Shame!
>>149127279Glad he came up clutch today
>>149127274>he spams women with physiognomy of twelve year old boys
NEED TO MAKE MOAR ELLIOT RODGERS
>faveLA on fire from riots
but hey at least you won a baseball game kek
a lovely evening at fenway
Vesia gave a shoutout to Sauer during his interview with Vassegh
>>149127337Youโre there in person?
>>149127325the home stand is gonna be cancelled at this rate
>This is an unlawful Padgers conversation, please disperse into the following game convos
Tigers @ Orioles
Rays @ Red Sox
Nats @ Mets
>>149127325>city becomes safer long term>doyers stay on topI see no negatives
>dodger fans claim to not care about the padres
>yet they never shut the fuck up about them
Make it make sense.
>>149127356this is a paco genny
this is the doyerpacos WS kek
>>149127325>>149127351>Padres at Dodgers>ICE sets up a perimeter during the game>everyone trapped in the stadium postgame
>>149127375>Make it make sense>Not on muh bingo card>fuck around find out >i was today years old when I...for the love of god shut the fuck up.
>>149127397nobody's perfect
I am so embarrassed that I sperged out on a Jomboy video and got featured but it feels so surreal that I am one if not the only commenter to ever get featured and that they were pretty nice to me all things considered even if I was being bitchy.
I just thought they were bashing on the USA too much.
60000-100000+ people already saw my name so I might as well admit it here for 1000 more its just so cool that Jomboy said my name since he is really famous in NYC but so scary to get seen and sorta lampooned by that many people and hoping that it doesn't do harm to my real life.
I am shaking IRL and ears are ringing really loud since I already have high blood pressure so might get a heart attack from Jomboy lol what the fuck did I do... I just assume I will never get called out and say whatever shit I want. I think I will give up youtube comments from hence forth I am too weak for this shit. Still its so cool to "get addressed" like that. I am hoping that typing all this out will reduce my anxiety.
>>149127375Just to be clear, I'm not a professional "quote maker". I'm just an atheist teenager who greatly values his intelligence and scientific fact over any silly fiction book written 3,500 years ago. That being said, I am open to any and all criticism.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence."
doyerqueers seething again lmao
>>149127439I'm schizophrenic.
>>149127466I hope you get the help and support you need to deal with that.
>>149127375>Make it make sense.
>>149127462sit the FUCK down x3
>>149127430I know someone who used to relentlessly criticize an MMA fighter on social whose username got called out by the fighter after he won a fight. the worst thing about it is the guy is a total neckbeard neet who's never been in a fight once in his life.
>>149127256should everyone wear a button-up shirt and tie and a fedora?
every day i wake up and am grateful that I am not a padres or doyers fan
>>149127480I'm trying too, doyers just a bit cocky rn. Sorry.
my doggie doos won that game
>>149127480its always dodgercholos shitting up the thread
Can we stop talking about the Padres and Dodgers
They won, why are they still seething at the <.500 padres?
all those pitching injuries and the rest of the nl west shitters can't overtake the Dodgers
>>149127545i look like that and drink that
>>149127375Real, just look at the replies.
>>149127538Because they're incredibly insecure.
>>149127119>no one says a word about the shnoz sisters on the right
I thought the Mariners just had to win 54% of the time?
>>149127567The blonde one looks cute.
>UTIL Clement was removed from Wednesday's game due to a precautionary concern about left knee soreness
Just seems like he landed badly and hurt himself a bit. Nothing major thankfully. This Jays team wouldn't be the same without him.
>>149127570they do and every now and then they might get into the ploffs
I think the Mariners suck!
>>149127450Now now. Let's not talk about seething after a win, Poodresfriend.
if you enjoyed this pacobowl you're in luck cause we get to do it again in 4 days!
>>149127375I don't care about the McDonald's restroom either but when I take a nice shit in one you're gonna hear about it
Itโs time for Yankees bรฉisbol.
>>149127599>we get to do it again in 4 days!No, it continues tomorrow against the san fagpacos.
>>149127507yes, baseball is a classy sport for gentlemen and voluptuous women
>>149127624tomorrow is an off day
>>149127620*exits thread*
>>149127624Or friday rather
>>149127596This is true though. Dodgerfans are the worst when it comes to losing. They act like it's the end of the world when they do. The smallest of setbacks and they act like the season is over.
>>149127253i was here malding about baskin
>>149127634Donโt come back!
>>149127620I really have to commend the Yankeefans of /mlb/ for not being as fucking annoying as the Dodgerhomos.
>>149127613unfathomably based.
>>149127646I LOVE ANDY PAGES
>>149127325Honestly where are the fires? Everyone says LA is on fire right now, most we got was a brush fire in burbank.
>>149127677don't worry it'll ramp up now that it's warming up
>>149127660I think they're just full of all those jittery emotions from winning their first real World Series in a while. Theyโll fizzle out at some point.
>>149127647objectively false.
>>149127325that "riot" is in a small, controlled zone for the cameras like they always are
Itโs literally just a few blocks downtown where the rioting is happening. Media is blowing it up
>>149127346that's awesome
Alright i'm out. I'll let you faggots argue about my Dodgers.
PEACE!
Itโs time for Yankees baseball.
>>149127696>hernandez (los doyers)
>>149127689You must be new here lmao, Dodgerfans are the most dramatic fucking faggots about everything
>>149127660MUH RANGS 27 KISS EM GLOBAL BRAND THIS IS OUR YEAR
>>149127727no, you are :)
>>149127734Yankee Global Enterprises, LLC, formerly YankeeNets, LLC
>>149127646amazing throw ngl
/we/ fucking suck Mโsbrosโฆ
>>149127696>>149127711Kek and saved
But yeah the media coverage at this point just seems to want to turn this into 1992 LA riots#2. You have to go out of your way to even find any protesters with this one
>>149127727most dodger fans are confident that we'll make it to the post season and that our pitching staff will be healthier by then.
>>149127770Tag was also great. Not an easy play
>loses to the dodgers
>a team that is in fact from LA
>"why the fuck are dodgerfans such insufferable cunts? I pray LA burns"
Every time
>>149127596this is such a weird and pathetic cope.
>>149127818look at that dawg
>>149127818New tigers fan here
>>149127835LMAO this is as bad as leftist memes which does make it funny now
we ran a parade on your mom lol
look, you need to stop criticizing us (dodger fans). i invested $8000 into this team last year (in concessions and merchendise), and for that i expect, nay demand,162 games of pure excellence, 162 games of 110% effort. and yes, that means i do not tolerate losing! you poor idiots are happy with your mediocre poverty franchises? embarassing. maybe if you expected better you'd be winners like us.
>>149127851poodrepacos can't meme
Angelbros, itโs time to apologize to Arte Moreno
dodgers will lose on their weeb night anyway, proving Doro is the better rally mascot than holoshit
>>149127820who would guess his team just won by 10 runs
Yea Iโm thinkin Sotoโs back
>>149127887Who the fuck are you?
>>149127893Nothing to apologize for, I never doubted him.
>>149127894Stop fraternizing with your teammates
You can't do that
>>149127907literally no ass.
https://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/1932949909273039062
>>149127944Don't let Michael Kay see this
>>149127918Dominicano Power y Boricuas Power
>dodger game over
>thread already dead
Iโm thinking about Michael Kay
>Sotoโs June OPS is near 1.300
haterbrosโฆ
>>149127972Only gay ass teams playing
>>149127979That's crazy, it's almost like a good hitter is good at hitting. Who woulda thunk it
>>149127979No one ever actually thought he was bad weโre just having fun.
>>149127997>we were only pretending to be retarded
>>149127979umm that'll be umm a lot of money, so ummm... haha your owner is spending a lot of money though.... p-plus tip... ehm.
>>149127972>>149127984fundies won and theyโre still mad kekarooooo
>>149127979hang the banner
Yanks got the third best record in bรฉisbol.
padresbros, i hope you knocked this foo out today
>>149128005Enjoying someone performing like shit isnโt pretending to be retarded.
>>149127997new york fans are like that. for some reason, they want you to believe that they take it up the ass!
>>149128012american league merchants
>>149127997FAGGets can't handle banter
>>149128009Nothing makes them happy.
Can the fundies please leave the thread while the real New York teams are playing?
>>149128018I ainโt even gay
>>149128021But we have a winning record against the NLโฆ
>>149128017No itโs actually being retarded :)
This is the most depressing season yet
>>149128012who has the first and second?
>>149128051No itโs not.
I'm
>>149127972 and it's a truthful observation. Don't have to be a Dodger fan.
>trying this hard to convince yourself that $800 million dollars was well spent
Donโt care.
>>149128012That's adorable.
>>149128015>tattooed padrecholo with his arm around his bitch >seething doyerfag actively repelling the woman next to him pottery
I hope Manoah returns fitter and better than before
Yanks hitting for the cycle once again.
>>149128073But think about how mad Michael Kay must be.
Fundies be like
>but your owners money? Arenโt you concerned??
>Yankees
Yankees
Ya heard? Yankees.
Another KC pitcher tipping his pitches kek!
Fundies have good Fundie-Mentals
how alex call watches the ball into his glove in the outfield
>>149128073Who cares if it was "well spent?" Cohen has more money than he could ever spend
>>149128108Thinking you may be right.
>the state of the city that's named after the state it isn't in
>>149128099The pendant on his necklace is quite appropriate for New York City
>>149128073it's not my money and that's like pocket change to the owner
Tipyals gonna blow it (again)
This dude really named Boobage?
>>149128147how many more wins would the Mets have if they were playing against the AL Comedy Central all year?
Is this the team we swept in the first round last year? Can't remember since the first round is irrelevant for us but I thought they were supposed to be good?
>>149128142>fundie memeskek itโs kinoshita!
rumor has it that new york, the greatest city in the world, is also the baseball capital of the world
Goyerpacos have no right to complain about Jews
>>149127907hank hill ass lmao
GEORGE LOMBOMB JR with a 2-RUN HR
Patkees hitting for the cycle too!
>>149128181>(((Guggenheim)))
>>149127907she would be a dodger fan and probably already is
>>149128171Cool! Whenโs the last time the city won a championship?
>>149128171>little babby who has never traveledNew York City is a certified genuine shit hole. It's not even the greatest city in the US, and never mind the rest of the world.
>>149128171This is true, only a truly soulless club would abandon their loyal New York fans for more funds
Look at him. His boob itches.
>>149128214what is the greatest city in the usa
>>149128218Based prospect observer.
CWalk hits one onto the train tracks!
3-0 stros in the 1st
at least I live in San Diego and not some shithole like faveLA kek
>grish smiling
Dude is like Chirico Cuvie.
>>149128266for me, it's fatlonso's breasts
>>149128297*poops on you*
>>149128297my exact build
Faggy mike on the horizon
>>149128297>file namebased Petey got the skinny boys malding
>gnats in charge of challenging
nats are dumbfucks stupid challenge fire your review guy
>call confirmed
>eat shit Nats
>>149128059Chill anon itโs a bad streak. Every team has bad streaks
Nats with the most retarded challenge of 2025 kek
Bubic bros, why didn't we just bounce back before the 5 ER?
Need Volpe and Jazz to homer this series for the seethe.
>>149128321take your candy ass to the gym, chubs.
>ballboy eating shit chasing foul ball
kek
Challenge denied
>>149128343
>>149128349Volpe's swing mechanics got worse apparently.
>>149128373delete this you motherfucker111!!!
>>149128368why do I have such a weakness for bitches with an attitude like this
>Peterson
>efficient
You love to see it
Mariner bros....today was the nail in the coffin. It's so fucking over.
Based Sneederson mindfucked the anal-lick-tics fags
make the nu you want to see in the world
>>149128391you are abandoned as a child
>>149128368He was just fine in the beginning of the season, then again, he did get injured.
>>149128426i wasnt though, my parents loved me very much
>>149128437YOU are a loved child
>>149128391jewish media addiction
>LAD vs. SFG
>LAD vs. OAK
>LAD vs. SDP
Which is the most kino rivalry?