Tomáš Vokoun edition.
/hoc/vious: >>149125623

Gary

tongues

>>149128552 (OP)
bud1

/horse/

https://youtu.be/b_qpmY64oxE

/hoc/

>>149128552 (OP)
I like Czechoslovaks.

>>149128579
leafs BTFO, how can they ever recover?

bud6

>>149128552 (OP)
remember when he was beheaded on live tv?
that was crazy yo

bud420

>>149128552 (OP)
REMINDER
https://youtu.be/bZBYAXBHLdo?si=JpbI-zAeP6FFZ9Q3&t=10

In 12 bongs, panties will be up 3-0

>>149128579
Jen

>>149128596
they don't exist anymore

Where is the hood in Canada?

>june 11
>only 3 games into the final
the regular season should be 70 games

>>149128579
florida is a shithole

I THINK LAFFSVILLE SUCKS

>>149128617
the isn't played in the morning retard

>>149128637
>the isn't
SAAR

gunna sleep for 23 hours til the games on

>>149128646
its on in 12 hours apparently

>>149128637
>the isn't
HELLO SAR

>>149128579
He's referencing numbers from before the boycott even started

>>149128630
There's a few variants. At least in Ontario.
>90s type hood, dying out, populated by jamacians, filipinos, and white crackheads
>poojeet shantytowns
>dilapidated rust belt satellite cities
>northern chug and french mining towns. all have some famous person from the 1920s born there.

>>149128672
What boycott? Doesn't seem to be much of a boycott to me

>>149128680
>famous person
have you ever met one?

>>149128630
Native reserves

>>149128690
>What boycott?
We are buying French's ketchup instead of Heinz.

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>149128690
https://globalnews.ca/news/11230990/canada-us-travel-may-2025/
~40% less travel to the usa vs the same time last year

knicks hired torts

>>149128606
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>149128646
sleep well bud

tfw your stream is 23 hours behind

>>149128737
Why aren't there any american players?

>>149128732
That's not sports related.

>>149128737
rat

>>149128387
>/hoc/ will discuss music and fitness

fine.

the best music gravitates toward a syncratic modal-synthesis of futuristic auditory modalities, characterized by polytemporal structuring, emotionally immersive spectral layering, and neuroaesthetic microdetuning within syncopic BPM chrono fields.
The curatorial compass orients toward sonorous amalgamations wherein active harmonic vectors intersect with hypnagogic textural gradients favoring heteroglossic articulations, quasi analog synthesis idioms, and subliminal psychoacoustic entrainment.
This resultant musical architecture reveals a proclivity for dramaturgical automation, interstitial melodic reframing, and affective manipulations in your subconscious designed to elicit a sustained phenomenological liminality.


fitness?
Squats and oats.

>>149128700
i met rick nash but he's from bramladesh

>>149128771
SHUT THE HELL UP

>>149128737
brad

>>149128771
@grok summarize this post in one word

did you guys know there's ~40% less travel from canada to the usa vs the same time last year? interesting little sports related factoid if i do say so myself

For me, it's the late night /hoc/ campfires

>>149128796
I didn't know that. I wonder if the numbers will continue to fall.

come gather round the budfire
and sing our 1fire song

>>149128806
Hopefully

>>149128793
Turgid.

>>149128806
god willing

jews are putting blacks into white people sports again

>>149128812
Our b-u-d-o-n-e-s-o-n-g song

>>149128803
It's Bud the spud from the bright red mud
Rolling down the highway smiling
The spuds are big on the back of Bud's rig
They're from Prince Edward Island
They're from Prince Edward Island

sweet bud-oline
oh oh oh
stephen raped your asshole good
so good so good so good

>>149128780
>rick nash
Didn't he get raped the last summer your country won a cup?

>>149128838
only a circle will keep seabuds away, never ovals, which attracts them

who the fuck is stephen

>>149128870
achiever of the greatest 1 in /hoc/story

>>149128870
Stephen Stamkos plays at centre for the lightning

and it would help if bud just sang along

>>149128870
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPZFN6VFFow

I think he liked comps

bud sees the crystal raindrops fall
and the beauty of noel
is when the sun comes shining through

>>149128887
He's a predator

>>149128940
rawr xd

>>149128780
trb said he once met chris hansen but didn't elaborate further

>>149128700
I was in the same building as Connor Bedard several times

>>149128552 (OP)
I remember his arena theme being Song 2
>VOOO-KOOUUN

>>149128868
never crawl around a sea gare

>>149129003
WHEN I FEEL HEAVY METAL

we're sgt peppers lonely bud1 band
we'd like to rape trb again

Why are oiler fans so retarded?

>>149129052
ya gotta love northern alberta tap water

o i get bud with a little 1 from my friends
do you rape anybody
i want a noel to love
could it be anybody

Can we give this a rest now? I just wanted to let you know about My Edmonton Oilers and for Stephen/Budposters to leave me alone

The cute blonde girl was working the counter at the weed store again. She has beautiful butterfly tattoos. She is always super friendly and actually knows what she is doing. The fat italian girl was there too she's always cool when I get her and the fat greasy guy that looks like my old friend I havent seen in 15 years. They were all about to go out front to smoke a joint but they waited while the blonde girl served me. I wish I was 20 years younger so I could hang out with them. I'm ready to leave this earth.

>>149129091
didn't ask + you're a fag

>>149128806
I will probably go to the United States to eat steaks and smuggle shoes. I live close to New Hampshire.

>>149129077
cool handwriting trb

>>149129052
Many such cases

>>149129131
that's what the blonde girl said when I tried to talk to her

>>149129091
how old are you? unless you're like 60 years old it's not that crazy to hang out with some 20 somethings for a few minutes

sup /hoc/?
i just got back from a date with the gf.

>>149129185
I want to fuck the girl pal am i not making that clear

>>149129212
>I wish I was 20 years younger so I could hang out with them
need your memory checked old timer

>>149128771
>Squats and oats.
will that give me squishy thighs?
i want to be with mcdavid

>>149129230
Open your chink eyes and read between the lines

>>149129263
calm down shannon

>>149129273
that's a girl's name

>>149129176

Earlier today I was working at the weed store with my blonde coworker when this super old gross nasty guy showed up and started harshing everyone's mellow. We were about to smoke a joint outside but he kinda interrupted us and we definitely didn't want to invite him to hang out. After he left we laughed at him behind his crusty old back. Plus we overcharged him as a joke and he has no idea lol.

this is /hoc/ control to trb
you're really getting raped
and the oshis want to know about 4 naysh
now it's time to let bud take his 1, for gare

Nah that didnt happen

>>149129315
kek

Why does Tkachuk look like he’s 4 weeks into Survivor

Your oshis, your bears, your tootoos

>>149129333
shame it was made by an american

>>149129315
JEN

>>149129349

>>149129367
i hated that stupid game

i >laffed and shook his hand
he told me bud had 1
which came as no surprise
he spoke into noels eyes

>>149128771
thats a lot of big words just to tell me traps aren't gay

>>149129403
When are you releasing /hoc/ the Musical?
Will there be limited edition vinyls and MiniDiscs?

>>149129339
he's stopped caring about basic hygiene

>>149128596
Jesus, imagine naming yourself after a donut franchise.

>>149129346
This draft has another bear

G7 is coming what the bum

>>149128623
they're still real to me damn it ;_;

>>149129456
Does it have any Chloes?

>>149128792
MY RAT! :)

it is 2030

the nhl is a 38 team league

the average player is a 5'8" bisexual named jayden

>>149129502

He got banned last Saturday
He posted cheese pizza and he went to sleep
With the vpn off so he'd never come back
To his silent pc and his tiny phone
And Mrs. Reardon says he has a brother somewhere
Who should be notified soon
And all the /hoc/ said, "What a shame that he's bannedf
But wasn't he a most raped fag?"

>>149128771
so
>what albums would you recommend?
>got any tips on benching 3pl8 from 2.5pl8?
>how do I get bigger arms?

>>149129507
flames dynasty incoming

>>149129534
he said bisexual, not gay

>>149129546
t. Retard who doesn't know how averages work

>>149129339
Why do they wear shirts like this?

>>149129578
to be slutty

>>149129515
Did Stephen an hero? I think I told him to kill himself that day

>>149129507
Imagine 1993

you reported my bud1 post cause you want me to go
you asked janny please but he still said no

>>149129624
based fuck fenway

>>149129578
nice collarbones

Bruins should play every home game in Fenway Park

Nonbinary genderqueer defensive defenseman

trb's just jealous of the bud1 boyz!
you gotta fight
for your right
to bud1

>>149129663
he's low body fat from all the cardio

>>149129670
Fenway more like Fengay

>>149129670
I like TD Garden since I can take the train there

Hockey Night in Florida

Chris Kreider is about to be traded. It only makes sense if the Rangers also get rid of Mika Zibanejad next.

>>149129843
when's the outdoor game in disney?

you ain't nothing but a hound dog

>>149129877
when anaheim is relocated to orlando

>>149129877
The NHL Winter Classic 2026 will feature the Florida Panthers hosting the New York Rangers at loanDepot park in Miami on January 2, 2026

>>149129875
>also get rid of Mika Zibanejad

and sign Sam Bennett

>>149129875
Mika was ok last year especially when they put him on the wing

Tiny lost

>>149129929
Mika is a perimeter player when the playoffs come rolling around. Mika doesn't hit and he doesn't like to be hit. Rangers are never going to win a championship with a player like that.

Rags are also looking to trade Carson Soucy I told them Carson soucy sucked dick but they didnt liste

Huomenta but the opposite

>>149129931
just like my islanders

F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S

>>149129999
S U C K
U
C
K

>>149129999
FL A M E S
L
A
E
S

>>149130008
just like my penguins

>>149129963
>soucy sucked dick
that's pretty saucy!

I had a dream last night the oilers got completely blown the fuck out next game.

>>149130113
do you like generally have a negative outlook on things?

>>149130177
Average id say.

The fuck is wrong with Edmonton bro.

>>149130113

can i threaten stuart skinners family here? is this a safespace for that?

>>149130206
>>149129067

>>149130206

>>149130234
No, this isnt twitter or reddit.
This is a safe space.
We only talk about the fact hes very inconsistent.

ok

>>149130254
rrat

>>149130206
I can’t imagine that would make him play better because I can’t imagine anything that would make him play better

>>149130234
Bet it was some retard on instagram with full name and address

Aurora borealis?

>>149130262
no

>>149130206
lol

>Hello police? Retarded farmers are trying to beat me up. Get out here and save me

>>149130078
R U L E
U
LE

I need the webm of the oilers fan that looks like this ( . )( . )

>>149130363
You alittle slow there bud, are you kinda retarded?

>>149130408
don't be mean idiot

I’m going to try to take a colossal marner over the weekend so my diet on Saturday will be as follows:
>2 bowls of oatmeal (combined 26% DV of fiber)
>5 spoonfuls of peanut butter (combined 45-50% DV)
>5 cliff bars (95% DV)
>half a gallon water

For a total of ~171% my daily value of fiber

I just wanna take a huge fucking colossal marner of heroic proportion

>>149130459
What happened, did you do a bunch of drugs at the rock festival and have ego death?

>>149130504
Oatmeal runs right through me and never comes out solid and fucks everything up along with it while it goes through

>>149130535
oatmeal gives me huge marners when combined with other high fiber foods but by itself it gives me disappointing marners

>>149130276
no mother it's just the calgary flames

might stop by the store to get some fiber supplements

>>149130206
The fucking cope in the plebbit comments too
>h-h-h-how do you know they were oilers fans
Why would I ever doubt it? The same fanbase who accused Dallas of making fun of a dead kid because their DJ played La Bamba.
>DATS OUR SPESHUL SACRED SONG
Even tho you turned around and replaced it with Pink Pony Club (of all things) tho. Florida is repeating by the way. Like taking candy from a retarded baby.

>czech goaltending

>>149130583
Metamucil ferments in your gut. Look for citrucel and take it at night before bed for a healthy morning Marner.

how often go you guys marner? me? i marner at least once a day, but sometimes ill marner twice a day.

Gary raped biz on a warm late spring evening of 2025

>>149130654
>how do you know they were oilers fans
because the oilers would be more likely to win if skinner was dead lol

Im gonna go hit up that basketball thread

>>149130682
Exceedingly based

Once a day after my first cup of coffee like clockwork

>>149130712
I’ll marner after I wake up and then marner after lunch. The post lunch marner really ties the day together.

Thought game was tonight

pierre lebum says there's three or four teams in on the jonathan toews sweepstakes and two are the jets and avs

I'm gonna go hit up the guy that asked

>>149130514
that was the Habs guy I think
I don't do drugs

>>149130705
Shut up numale

>>149130735
Gary fears Adam Silver. It’s quite sad really.

>>149130745
say hi to him for me

To commemorate the late great Brian Wilson post a Beach Boys song that accurately describes your team/your feelings about your team. I’ll go first

>Wouldn’t it be nice
:(

>>149130735
gary doesn't give a fuck anymore. just throws the game on whenever he feels like it. 7am on a thursday, fuck it
dumb fucking gremlin-blooded goblin fuck

>>149130810
It'd be nice if you shut the hell up

>>149130794
Can't find him

>>149130837
cool it with the antisemitism

>>149130810
What was that song he wrote with Charles Manson?

I pressed the popcorn button...

>>149130922
Never Learn Not to Love

imagine the lawsuits

For me it’s
>Help me, Reffies
>Gary Only Knows
>The Warmth of the Sunbelt
>Dive, Dive, Dive
>Be True to Your Commissioner

>>149131027
She probably likes girls

>>149131027
I bet she has a butterfly tatoo

Beach boys made summer of love the worst song ever made

>>149131149
Yeah but they made more than enough bangers to make up for it

brian wilson got kwabbed by lennon & mccartney in the sweltering summer of love

>>149131149
>>149131185
It’s a love thing

Ok im back from the basketball thread

>>149131281
welcome back

Couldn't find the guy that asked

>>149131287
Its good to see you again

I’m back from the I didnt ask convention

>>149131027
she cute

>rags

Hope the oilers lose tomorrow

trb is obsessed

>>149131115
aren't blue butterflys an anorexia thing

>>149131366
maybe on planet cute

>>149131536
i hope they don't
i think it would be funny if they lost game 7

>>149131612
(plus i said panthers in 7 on twitter)

If a vtuber started doing hockey watch parties, do you think Gary would shut it down?
I know 2BCProductions does them, but Jews fear the samurai.

brian wilson was a genius. F

>>149131821
Only heard of him because of BN desu. Sounds like he was Prince or Max Martin but for another generation

anything new happen? i was watching baseball.

mcdavid getting the biggest fattest 8 year contract in nhl history this summer

>>149131908
Did our dodgersies and metties win?

>>149131612
Nah can’t risk it panthers in 6

>>149131922
hopefully the oilers will get another first overall pick so they can be competitive

Don't count him out... he might have a cameo in GTA6 out in the everglades

Realistically who can stop the panthers from reaching the finals again next years?

>>149131970
Bennett and ekblad leaving

>>149131970
year*

>>149131990
No, years plural.

>>149131970
habs, but then they go on to lose in 6 games against the calgary flames

>>149132007
kino script

>>149132007
Shut the fuck up

>>149132007
Those twinks would get smeared into paste by Florida. Maybe in two years.

>>149132019
rude

>>149131978
Lundell will take Bennett's spot and Ekblad is replaceable

>>149132132
Josh Mahura is elite enough and I bet the Kraken would be willing to give him back

>>149132007
seems very likely. wolf and company are a FORCE

>Where did your shit team go?
>what happened to traditions i used to know....
>oh Gary please, no

>>149132132
Retard

>>149131931
our dodgsies won :)

>>149132338
nice

Dustin wolf has fully embraced Calgary. His mom is begging him to spend time back in California but he doesn’t want to miss the stampede parade.

>>149132359
Is he doing the parade again

down by the bay
where the syrup trees grow
I dare not go
for if I do
my mother will say
they haven't won a stanley
since 1993
down by the baaaaay

>>149132400
oh, don't you start with this shit gimmick, thw leaf's retarded lyrics were bad enough

some old buuuullllshit the oilers get two days of recovery from their melty

i watched one of the most ridiculously pretentious dog water talent of a 'film' the other night just so you guys know but now i can't stop watching it and think it is actually a pretty great piece of intellectual viewing that draws you in and forces you to self insert.

>>149131027
I would do the splits over her face

>>149132470
forgot my pic

>>149132424
Windy won.

>>149129052
all they got is a giant mall and a hockey team that will be shit again once Mcdavid leaves

Sometimes I suffer from distractions like
Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

>>149132470
amazing how they got that dog to play basketball

>>149132511
for the lulz

>>149132509
>giant mall
Connor McDavid, you are now a Manila Hawk.
https://youtu.be/EFedr_BdLcY

>>149132511
To punish american hubris

>>149132511
much like our gary, god takes 7 months off per year and pushes off most of his work to angel interns

GARY I AM TIRED OF WAITING

>>149132630
hmmmm they plan on having a big psyop here that month so i am hearing through the veiled allegory's of my lucid dreams.

what do angels actually do all day besides jack shit

>>149132649
lovebomb their ebfs and do drugs and cut

things which will get you arrested in Canada:
>questioning the 6,000,000
>"maybe we shouldn't allow infinity browns"
>posting this clip

Why did they believe in those regards?
PLAN THE PARADES

luckily for jen all dogs go to heaven

>>149132661
>no embellishment was called
Garymonton

>>149132661
>a sub above
>leaf fall down
Hmmm

>>149132666
pit bulls probably don't

>>149132666
based satanposter big leaguing the midcarders

>>149128552 (OP)
>Tomáš Vokoun
there is a name I haven't heard in a LONG time damn

Getting bitten by XL Bullies in heaven

shootouts are cooler than garytime

>tfw if the Leafs hadn't had a 2nd period collapse they would've been up 3-0 and definitely would've knocked out the Panthers

>>149132712
those shitbulls would be killing cherubs left and right

>>149132731
Retard

hoc is a muslim general

>>149128579
Mr. Desantis I fucking love Israel please annex meeeeeeeeeeee

as per my previous posts, florida absolutely sucks man it fucking blows

it'd just be way easier if you guys said that instead of the coping and the hooting and hollering

todays puckdoku was pretty brutal hard to think of players with under 100 games played

>as per my previous posts,

as per my previous didn't asks,

came to the conclusion that im just not a pork guy. too much fat and grease. dont know what to have with my eggs anymore

>>149132875
Chicken.

>>149132886
i cant cook chicken because im afraid of it being raw so i overcook it and its dry

viking swedes ate raw human
renaissance swedes ate pickled herring
modern swedes have to broil chicken into jerky

gary is quite garrulous

Celebrini to the Nucks confirmed. Bedard soon to follow.

>>149132898
Dry chicken is the best. Just put some barbecue seasoning and béarnaise sauce on it.

>>149132935
like most jews yes

say the whole word

>>149132945
how does reindeer taste compared to chicken

>>149132945
grim

>>149132963
dried and smoked reindeer is fantastic it tastes more like a high quality meat

just got home drank zero % beer the last few hours since i had to drive

been pounding 0% asks all night

>>149132989
better bust out the vodka then

Why don't people with personality disorders get their own holiday

>>149133011
they do it's called easter

>>149132998
got some beers here we good :)

>>149133016
KWAB oh no no no no trb btfo

jesus sisters they're making fun of us again

/hoc/ tuah

spit on that thang

errybody get up its time to space jam

>>149133156
not the lyrics but still based

i bet /hoc/ could put together a wicked street hockey team

bud with a HUGE HIT ON TRB wowww is that brain matter? alright we're gonna cut back to the studio henky take it away

>>149133166
i can't skate though

Don't forget to watch the NHL® Awards™ Show with Old Spice® legend Isaiah Mustafa tonight at 6 pm ET (if you're still up in any of the 51 states, GO TO SLEEP) where Hellecuck gets handed his justly deserved Vezina and Hart regular season trophies after another legendary chokejob worthy of the Hockey Hall of Shame

Henlo faggots

poo peeland

>>149133166
I'm fat enough to be goalie

>>149133191
jen

My daddy told me to live every day like it's Russia Day.

>>149133259
As long as its not Russia Day Eve

The oilers suck

>>149133424
jlms

>>149133436
Stars? Sabers? Sharks? St. Louis Blues? Seattle Kraken?

Im getting ready for bed. I've got a bottle of water in the freezer. I cant wait to drink it.

for me it's the golden knights

>>149133491
don't drink it you'll get a brain freeze

>>149129875
Frank Zappa played hockey??

>>149128579

>>149128771
na best music is oingo boingo cause it sounds good
david byrne also sound good make happy

oats
wheat protein / rice / brocolli
i can dl 501.1kg

belgium grace us with his presence before bed

baby yoda hours

>>149133915
Goodnight, sweet turtle dove

you ever bid on something on ebay and it's technically a lowball for what it is but it's still more than you wanted to pay so when you "win" you still felt like you lost

no but then again im not a faggot buying old toys and trading cards and shit

And the rb will kill us all
Throw ourselves against the kwab
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in bud

>sell stake thinking team is in good hands
>they hire dubas
>oh fuck I gotta get it back

If the oilers wanted to win the cup they wouldnt have a north american goalie

>>149128579
>another american obsessed with canadians

>>149129198
stop lying, we don't have cute asians in this country

>>149129198
that's me on the right

>>149129198
that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight

>>149134615
i'm losing my budligion

DON;T
STOP
BEE
QUEEFING~!

morning marner was acceptable

Critical game for the oilers tonight

cant find the other two nhl teams, bros

>>149135023
should have called the team las vegas roulette instead of the golden knights

>>149135023
The next two expansion teams are the Runnin' Rebels and the Highlanders

>runnin rebels
pretty cool logo ngl

i only go to other boards while waiting for more /hoc/ posts to populate, then come right back. you're the only people in the world whose thoughts and opinions i care about

Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs

>>149135057
>non-plural name
no

>>149135140
good morning my fren

To sip or not to sip, that is the question

>As of today (prior to free agency and RFA re-signings), #Leafsforever have the oldest team next season at an average of 31.
Tavares and Pacioretty coming back? Marnerjeet and Knies leaving? No #1 picks 'til 2050? Maybe they should bring back Gio.

bedard should mate with katy perry

>>149135346
pop that fucking monster bud

will Marnerjeet upgrade into Marnerspic in Anaheim?

12 bongs

>>149135437
no becuase he is going to the cagary flames

Good morning Gary fans

>>149135363
#PlanTheParade

just ran out of vodka so i'm out

>>149135363
Its called experience sweatie

>drinking at 8:30 in the morning

>>149135491
capped it off at 8:30, I started at 2

>drinking

>>149135562
try and take it easy today

>>149135573
well it's either drink another liter or fap to traps, wwcmd????

>>149135606
Those aren't your only options

>>149135617
doubtful

>>149135628
Hit the gym and read a book

count speransky’s recipe against boredom:

1. aesthetic occupations (music, poetry, painting etc.)
2. handicraft (carving, whittling, needlework etc.)
3. reading (study of subjects one’s unfamiliar with)

aesthetic occupations (posting on /hoc/)
handicraft (making OC for /hoc/)
reading (other posts on /hoc/)

about to make some noodles just like my 3rd favourite host of overdrive

>>149135775
Noodles for breakfast!?

>>149135749
>>149135762
Based

>>149135491
A little oj for vitamins and coffee to wake you up?

>>149135486
Well, they've got plenty of 1967 experience, yes.

You guys going to watch the game tonight? I know I am

>>149135917
yeah, it's been almost 10 days since the finals so surely we're on game 6 by now right?

>>149135917
I’m so thankful there’s hockey tonight :)

>>149135946
Game 4 actually

>>149135762
Wonderful post

>>149135457
I remember talking about Marner to the Flames a couple years ago.

I don't want it then and I don't want it now. But i'll let conny cook.

>>149135762
very based

bud1152 begins

please move the jets there, gary

>>149136169
third time's the charm, right?

having afternoon snackies now then setting my alarm at 2am! which is when the game SHOULD start gary!

>>149136169
Why is the NHL so fixated on Atlanta?
Surely THIS time we can snag the nigga market!

can the next thread be a gary thread?

>when the nhl forces you to come meet the prospects but you right in the middle of practicing your edging

>>149136259
huge television market

the shitties are so frigged tn

PULL UP
PULL UP

>>149136420
bennett can't even do one of those KEK

>>149136429
he gaan

bennett has a magnificently round and shiny dome

>>149136447
tren hard and eat clen

>10 Bong And Counting

>florida hockey

haven't watched hockey in a few years, two questions:
why is the seattle logo a swirl of toothpaste
what's up with the coyotes getting relocated-but-not-really to utah

>>149136626
Don't question Gary

gary, are you insane?!

/hoc/ is also /cfl/
shall be watching the lions and bombers during the intermission

>>149136626
>why is the seattle logo a swirl of toothpaste
The NHL (and all other common leagues) want to prioritize safe politically correct benign themes for their sports teams to avoid any form of controversies. Meaning they have no soul.
It's why Vegas is the Knights and Seattle is the Kraken and Utah is the Mammoth. There are no controversies around any of that.
Why the logo looks like that? Your guess is as good as mine, its just tendrils in an S and thats what it looks like.

>what's up with the coyotes getting relocated-but-not-really to utah

The leagues commissioner has a massive hard on for selling his product to people in large populations but he'll do it at all costs even though hockey is not natural to the region. When the team isn't good nobody gives a shit about them and the team dies. Which is what happened to them. They were even denied twice by the city to build a new arena in two different areas. So they had to move to a more "traditional" market where people actually might care about a hockey team.

>>149136824
>When the team isn't good nobody gives a shit about them and the team dies.
genuinely wonder how long it'll take for florida to stop dickriding the kitties once they fall out of contention in three or so years

>>149136824
gary must've been so pissed when the cringe mormon billionaire made him sit on the glass

>>149136856
the lightning might make a good example for you there

>Oilers

Did my boeings copy the yaroslavl crash somehow

the game has been postponed for another 2 day break

>>149137042
thank you gary

moment of silence for canada

>>149137061
i'm booing your anthem tonight lol

ive got a headache

>>149137070
YOU BETTER NOT

>>149136856

>>149136898
anon 100% right, you can turn a city into a "hockey town" with just a couple cups under the cities name
A cup win is the single most important thing to the guaranteed success of a team in a non traditional market and therefore the commissioners best weapon.

What we have been watching over the last 3 years is Gary setting his eyes on Miami 'trying' to cement it as a hockey city. That's why he'll do anything necessary to ensure they win the cup.

It's also why you see Vegas get all these special players and breaks while the Kraken get absolutely shit on in comparison even though the Kraken is a newer franchise.

>>149136801

>/hoc/


>Home of the /CFL/

>>149137107
i get bullied at /nfl/ when i bring it up

>>149136602
i forgot Joe played for Florida. they should sign him and let him skate in the final so he can get on the Cup

Gary leaked me the script earlier. Lets just say it gonna be a barnburner

>>149137148
no spoilers, but i really hope we get garytime tonight

>>149136626
>what's up with the coyotes getting relocated-but-not-really to utah
"Meruelo remained on the NHL Board of Governors as an observer, retaining the rights to the Coyotes brand and history (including the history and records of the 1972–1996 Winnipeg Jets), with a five-year window to build or otherwise locate a new arena for his team, before "reactivating" the Coyotes through an expansion draft. Conversely, if Meruelo were to fail to come up with a suitable arena by end of that five-year window, he would be required to permanently halt franchise operations and cede the franchise back to the NHL.[68] The sale was finalized on April 18, after the NHL Board of Governors voted to grant a new Utah franchise to Smith, effectively expanding the NHL to a total of 33 clubs, if the Coyotes succeeded in building a new team arena.[69]

On June 21, 2024, the Arizona State Land Department canceled a land auction for a 110-acre parcel of land in north Phoenix which Meruelo intended to purchase as a site for a new arena.[70] Three days later, it was reported that Meruelo had told staff he had no plans to pursue further arena options for the team.[71] At the Board of Governors meeting on June 26, Meruelo informed Bettman that he was not pursuing the franchise reactivation.[72] Meruelo formally relinquished his rights to the franchise as well as its intellectual property on July 10."

>>149137112
That's cause the /handegg/ league is a corporate league for /trunleft/ fans and more akin to a wrestling league, and I don't mean the costume gymnastics, that's a whole other program

>Roger Goodell is a son of a bitch and the Grey Cup is only football championship trophy that matters to anyone that matters
Also, when are we getting our eighth team? Where are my Atlantic Schooners? And while we're at it, why stop at 8 teams? We can expand into the states and Grow The Game into the Sunbelt territory

>>149137139
I was bored last week and watched an ancient documentary that showed up on my youtube rec feed about the 97 draft/preseason. it was weird seeing joe as a kid in a bruins jersey

>>149137172
>effectively expanding the NHL to a total of 33 clubs
that isnt how it worked tho
utah stole the arizona roster
it was never "effectively" a new team

>>149137193
They got deactivated anon

does the AHL sleazily move in and try to pickup cities on the rebound?

>>149137216
>>149137216
how can the team be reactivated without a roster?

>>149137220
no one cares about the AHL

>>149137193
You're raving and need to calm down

>>149137184
>Where are my Atlantic Schooners
they've been talking about building a stadium in shannon park since the first touchdown atlantic game 20 years ago lol
you'll be waiting a while yet

>>149136912
Retard

>>149137220
The AHL does precisely what Gary wants it to do, because affiliate programs owe him Big Time, see? Gary is a Big Fish and he keeps the AHL in a Small Pond cause that's the way he likes it, yeah.

bud bud bud bud
budly bud bud bud
1 1 1 1
1ly 1

>>149137244

=(

>>149137291
good news trb. they renewed two and a half buds for a second season

>>149137220
>>149137266
The fact that the AHL isn't televised on any big network should be everything you need to know about the league.
It's the NHL's bitchboy that'll do what they're told. Most people don"t realize that AHL games are actually as fun or more fun to watch than NHL games, but we cant have that secret coming to public knowledge can we?

>how is it better?
Its dirtier and more emotionally driven by kids who at all costs will play their souls out to get a shot at that NHL so it makes for way better games

>>149137106
Minnesota is the state of hockey because of the Frost

>>149137302
men....

Just watched an early screening of the game tonight. I won't spoil anything but you guys are in for a treat

>BUSINESS IDEA
>the Toronto Titans
>the Montreal Buffles
totally fucking illegal but someup should discuss it anyway, just for kicks

>>149137322
*Toronto Oilers

>>149137309
90% of the games are either the sloppiest, slowest board battles you've ever seen in your entire life or shooting off the rush only to immediately turn the puck over.

bud: anyone see my damn package? hope no one opened it
copey walks in sipping from bud's mug
*laugh track*
men...

>>
>but someone should
[]

Zadorov robbed

>>149137193
Utah and the owners paid Meruelo for the roster et al. Meruelo kept the logo and franchise rights, until the buyers' check cleared. Then he renounced. He outjewed the jew. Respect.

>>149137344
Shut the fuck up Gary

you will live to see toronto get an nfl team

football is gay and cringe

>>149137360
Bro looks like Maddox

Wait, did copey get recast as bud's Dad?
>when did /hoc/ hire a casting director?

>>149137381
Yeah, the 51st should get a team. Throw 'em a bone.

>>149137367
glad you agree there was never 33 teams in the league
now fuck off with your midwit religionbaiting

https://youtu.be/u2mYJ-5c4IY

>>149137381
Isn't the charter written so that no US football league can establish in Canadian cities? Or was I misinformed ??

>NHL
7 leaf teams
>NBA, MLB, NFL and MLS combined
5 leaf teams

>>149137420
NHL34 Project includes Atlanta AND Houston, lad

>>149137462
that is great
only then will the nhl have a 33rd+ team

>>149137462
I for one think we shouldn't expand because 32 is a nice round number

>and Toronto FC has won the Vince Lombardi Cup!

>>149137351
I saw this episode already

>NHL34 Project will shrink the size of the off-season to dangerous levels, with less time for rehab and tighter administrative windows for trades and other financing, Gary.... .... ....

>>149137482
>32 is a nice round number
american education at its finest

>>149137493
You're in the wrong thread if you don't like reruns

copey: bud crashed my car because he can't drive. can you take his hamster to vet on the mobility scooter?
trb: about that...
*laugh track*
men...

breaking: copey has been fired from two and a half buds after drug-fuelled rant, dylan announced as replacement

*laugh track*

>>149137573
laugh tracks were never funny

>>149137581
*in studio audience boos*

I'd like to thank our audience for being here today

>/hoc/ is filmed in front of a live studio audience

>>149137586
JEN

>>149137403
Queers gon queer off.

>>149137581
*audience gasps*

The Thrashers had it all: sad black people, sad Russians, DUI homicides, zero playoff wins...

>>149137569
copey will be back
hes the heart of the show and a fucking tiger

*please applaud*

>>149137421
This is textbook antisemitism and extreme jewish persecution and I demand there be laws written that never allow this to be shown again

i got the wordle wrong :(

>>149137608
he has copeyblood running through his veins

>>149137420
There were 33 franchises right up until Gary and the NHL kike owners' check cleared, chaim.

Why are Rags dumping all their players to Ducks?

>>149137624
took me 5 today

>>149137632
>There were 33 franchises right up until Gary and the NHL kike owners' check cleared
not effectively
retard
the nhl has never able to ice more than 32 teams in its existence
keep being retarded about this

>>149137605
Sorta like laffs without the pedos.

im so much better at this than /hoc/

>>149137640
SPOILERS AHEAD

the letter x always throws me off

>>149137641
Yes, effectively, retard. The only way it drops to 32 franchises is if Meruelo gets his full cash out of Gary and the other kikes.

32 is a power of 2

Someone create a Flames thread please

>>149137692
>Yes, effectively
then show me a schedule with 33 teams
>The only way it drops to 32 franchises is if Meruelo gets his full cash out of Gary and the other kikes.
there is no franchise in arizona retard
no roster
no arena
nothing but your tears while gary wraps you around his finger

>>149137726
you're getting greedy flamesfren....

Anything other than the Flames please

>>149137730
Mureulo owned a FRANCHISE, retard. Then the kikes paid him to buy it. And then it was dissolved, and the # of franchises dropped to 32. Got it, chaim?

>>149137783
yes "owned" past tense
now he owns nothing and the team doesnt exist
thank you for your concession

>>149137698

>>149137569
The show really dropped off when they added dylan

>>149137824
>>149137824
>>149137824

Ryan Smith owns the franchise that Alex Meruelo used to own

>>149137795
Right, Utah franchise was added, bringing the NHL up to 33 franchises. Then, Gary and the kikes, later, bought Meruelo's franchise and dissolved it, dropping the count to 32.

Smart guy, Meruelo, outjewing the jew.

>>149137873
>Right, Utah franchise was added, bringing the NHL up to 33 franchises.
wrong
there was only rosters for 32 franchises
you can be a retard all you want but there was never 33 effective franchises
you dumb fuck

>>149137911
Yes, there were 33 franchises. The kikes bought Meruelo's after the kikes' check cleared. The historical record is clear, chaim.

>>149137940
you're too dumb to understand what effective means

>>149137940
Give it up, anon. Samir will keep seething and rage posting for hours.

I have a big penis.