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>>149128444BOS: Marcelo Mayer went 2-for-4 with two solo home runs in a 4-3 win over the Rays on Wednesday
MIN: The Minnesota Star Tribune’s Phil Miller reports the Twins are trading reliever Jorge Alcala to the Orioles
NYY: Jazz Chisholm Jr. was removed from Wednesday’s game against the Royals with left groin tightness
NYM: David Peterson went the distance with six strikeouts and scattered six hits without walking a batter in a 5-0 win over the Nationals on Wednesday
BAL: Jordan Westburg went 2-for-4 with a three-run home run, a double, and a walk on Wednesday in a 10-1 win over the Tigers
LAD: Teoscar Hernández launched a three-run homer Wednesday as the Dodgers downed the Padres 5-2
LAA: Kyle Hendricks surrendered three runs — two earned — in six innings Wednesday for a win over the A’s
DET: Jackson Jobe will undergo season-ending Tommy John surgery
>>149130645Ur team sux
My team better
wtf why didn't the swede show me this earlier when he posted the one about teams?
Metropolitans, motherfuckers
we're all over here!
>>149128468
>>149130658ai is crazy y'all
The men of latino descent that represent my geographic region are vastly superior to the men of latino descent that represent your geographic region.
>>149130573 (OP)Thankies bakerspiefren Good Morning almost <(^-^<)
>>149130692This. It actually looked convincing
>>149130665>Mike Brosseaulol did Chapman give that answer?
My wife 2hu isn’t taking the loss well fellas.
>>149130709it's funny how it fucks up the text. feels like one of the easier things for it to do (I clearly don't understand how it works)
>>149130683no, we're not.
The New York ____ have the best record in Major League Baseball.
Hololive Night between the Dodgers and Astros will be televised nationally coast-to-coast on Fox.
now that's how you respect a rivalry
Rockiesbros we got too cocky…
hurrrrph
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>>149130665just looking up Soto, Judge, and Ohtani's postseason batting stats and hoooooo boy.
yastrzemski channeled his grandpa, that's gone in most parks
>>149130665kinda cool that baseball does anonymous player polling
Rockies gonna blow it again
>>149130767My Jints just don't give up when we play our bitter, yet heavily respected rivals!
>>149130748>it's realI want you faggots out of my sport
>>149130827I still have absolutely no fucking clue what hololive is and will never learn
Jintsbros...we small ball nao!
i'm pretty sure he's safe
mcmahon almost had him. very good play.
>>149130683we should have recycled, truly. forgive us father
/mlb/ros, why is the replay booth destroying this umpkino in denver??
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oh i am laffin
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Bow down to the hit kings, who will get to 3000 first?
>>149130658I thought we were past AI fucking things up in fever dream ways. Text is garbage of course, but the batter and catcher are set up to receive a pitch from the backstop apparently. I also don't like how it makes qt women that don't exist in real life.
>>149130986there's a chance none of them make it
>>149130972that Rockies one is crazy
>>149130972is this "teams below .500 when the game was played" or "teams below 500 when this chart was made"?
>>149130972I don't know who that trashcan is, why didn't they use altuve? worried he wouldn't be tall enough to see over the graph?
>>149131025Freddy is a lock, chud
>>149130986i would be surprised if any of them get there.
>>149131044tldr on the mariners so far this season?
Giants really aren’t a good team on paper, how is their record so good? Schedule babbies?
>>149130972Msbros…
/we/ are losing 85 aren’t we
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD! Back to back nights with a fight at the bat rack!
>>149130972Damn the Mariners are going to get fucked in the second half
>>149130972>mets had an easy scheduleWho would’ve guessed
>>149131097same as it ever was
>>149131151/we/ have 12 in a row against playoff caliber teams bookending the break. whole season will come down to those four series
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>>149130972>angels are in second place with that schedule >memeners
>>149130972>mestlol lmao, if even
>>149131168okay so horrible?
>>149131154harder than the doyers, what's their excuse?
let's say hypothetically you haven't posted since 4chan went down in april.
are there any new genny memes one should be made aware of?
>>149131189more shocked Soto has more steals than Ohtani
>>149130972>having a shit piss baby cum schedule>still being terrible
>>149131210theres one called "aids in the pool"
>>149130972kek you're all frauds
yinkees will fade down the stretch like always, doyers will do their usual post season comedy act
houston only gets stronger as the season progresses
>>149131189Soto was actually pretty clutch in 2019 to prevent the trashcans from becoming a dynasty, and he was only a rookie
>>149131097Lots of injuries, mostly to starting pitching. Offense played really well for like 10 series April-May then fell off a cliff. Julio is a bust. Cal is having a career year. M’s have had about 20 starts by AAA tier pitchers and lost most.
>>149130986I think Altuve will come up a bit short.
>>149130972>jewish nepo trust fund team>that scheduleFAGGets kek!
>>149131210Are you a new tigers fan by any chance?
>>149131189peep schwarber's post season stats
>>149131262nay just a humble berd bro
>no on deck circles on Coors Field
Why is that?
mariners fans are united with rockies fans tonight hopefully your shitty team can get a win like our shitty team gets once in awhile
>>149130972Mets were statpadding all along. The second half collapse is coming.
>no on deck circles
maybe if ice wasnt so busy deporting hard working latinx they would have workers to draw the batting circles just a thought
>>149131214>being terriblefundies are coping hard
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>>149130972YankGODS, we're not on fraud watch.
>>149131298We all saw this coming.
>>149131289ok douche bag.
Laughhh
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>>149130972FRAUDets, FAGGets kek!
>>149131345mow my lawn doyerpaco
MLB Tonight: On-Deck Circle
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>>149131263>schwarbyWS? good. career? oof.
>>149130972Gay Mets thought they were on a magic timeline again. Time to get bounced in the NLCS
>>149131210This board was a meme generating machine back in the day. Then it became over moderated which killed all the creativity.
>>149131106best bullpen in baseball keeps games close (giants lead mlb in 1-run wins)
schedule-wise they're smack dab in the middle
>>149130972
>>149131353A’s lost 20 of 21 and the M’s followed that up losing 7 of 8
>>149131292>betraying the metsineriantsBAKA
>>149131097not looking good
>>149131351You don’t even have a lawn
>>149131371interesting, I wouldn't call a career .900 OPS in the post season bad but I'm a newfag
>>149131292I thought we had a friendship going?
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Ya seethin about my best record against teams over .500 Mets again?
>>149131404now that the rockies are guaranteed to lose tonight that 100% means that we are on the same page as them as mariners fans
So is Oakland not actually building a stadium in Vegas or what
>>149131292lookin like a no
>>149131106Great bullpen.
Offense is bad but has occasionally meme magic especially in the beginning of the season
>barfs are still below the gnats
KWAB
>>149130972can someone explain who is spamming the genny about the >mests regarding this image? The doyers have had an easier schedule (and fewer wins) and the Phillies have had a similar schedule (and fewer wins). Cubbies are only 3 games harder but also 3 games behind in the standings...
I still believe in the broship!
>>149131407Eh I'm not so sure I'd be bragging about that. I feel like you're much better off going .500 against good teams and beating up on the bad teams.
If you know you're going to be a playoff team, it's better not to show the playoff caliber opponents everything. Maddux talked about this
>>149131443fundies are blind (and deflecting)
marinersbros are wavering
Jintsbros...our 1 run win streak is in jeopardy :(
in other baseball news, the red team beat the blue team 13-2 in the congressional baseball game. there was a nice web gem too.
>>149131464camilo will come in clutch. i believe
>>149131407“Teams over .500”
Tell us more on how you beat up the cubs and cardinals FAGGet!
>>149131437on the contrary nothing will stop the City of Oakland from building a stadium in Las Vegas
>>149131436No lead is safe in Coors Field. We lose big run leads on this ballpark all the time
>>149131464We were going to be the first team in 100 years to win 7 in a row by 1
Sad
>>149131063it's constantly updated. you can sweep a winning team in may, but when that same team drops below .500 in june, the wins and losses are erased. It's a dumb stat when the sample size is small.
however, that troll is still retarded, the Mets have the best record against >.500 teams in the league (23-15). it's monke copium.
>>149131351Make my coffee you coffee bitch, hold the skim milk and I might tip you my pocket change you sewer rat.
>>149131398it's pretty good actually. WS/career split is wild. Now check Daniel Murphy and Carlos Beltran.
>>149130700Yay! Comfy Bakespie thread.
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Judge is a great player but is he really a generational hitter? He's no stranger to tons of strikeouts and before this season, people would've been happy if he hit. 280.
I know we all love riding the wave and it's amazing seeing him do his thing, but let's not forget how many insane seasons fall off after the ASB. Adrian Gonzalez in his first season on the Sox and Josh Hamilton's miracle return come to mind
Psychogang hours! Psychogang has arrived!
>>149131470no one got gifforded so idc.
>>149131508fly the banners
>>149130714Based sausage girl.
You know remember hunter pence
>>149131494>winning records agains the dodgers (series W), Phillies, Cubs.sneederson got ya seethin?
who is this faggot that has commandeered the bulging eye meme
>>149131470Lmao wtf. Are those maga hats?
>>149131562Winning 1 game against the dodgers is like winning the World Series for the mest
best hitter of all time doesn't count if I can't see color footage of them so therefore it's Tony Gwinn.
Every team is a fraud and the playoffs will be a complete meme.
fundies jealous of the CGSO god peterson cause they needed to sacrifice a bullpen arm just to beat the poodres twice?
Ok jintsbros, I don't care about the 1 run lead. I'm sorry. Camilo throw some strikes you bloodey basterd
>>149131477When the fuck is randy or tyler getting the closer job
>>149131583>1 gamebased retardkun
>>149131581u seem upset :^)
1-run bros we still have a shot! our fierce rivals refuse to die easy against camilo!
>>149131561I will never forget the time that retard tried to walk through a plate glass window and spent 6 weeks on the IL
>>149131585>colored footage>tony gwynn subtle racism, anon
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>rags
kek
so much for proving that 2023 wasn’t just a linsanity fluke
You may only post itt if your team’s winning percentage starts with a 6.
>>149131561I never forgot him, hes based as fuck
>>149131604Definitely Randy.
Camilo and Walker can be excellent when they're on their game but they've been inconsistent
Why is a Recker porno needed if baseball fans are straight males?
as a Mets fan, obnoxious Mets fans are just as lame as any other. they all have virginal weeb goose neck noodle arm energy
>>149131585https://youtu.be/AsM75dmRUTI?si=2XoVuiSqSIdW6UB2&t=142
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>>149131650>not so fast, doyers
>>149131561I miss that MF like you wouldn't believe
I like it when he calls games with Dave Flemming
>>149131649>3 of top 11 starting pitchers in era>losing recordHow do you manage this
Gay Mets need to tone it down when they talk to the kings of this show
>>149131685The bigger mystery is how the rags do so little with that kind of starting pitching
>>149131685they can’t score runs apparently but they somehow scored 16 the other night kek
fuck, no 1-run win
gg pebbles, sorry to disrespect the rivalry like this
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball. Did YOUR team win today, /mlb/?
>My Jints :)
I know it wasn't a 1 run game but God that was just as stressful
GG Rockies. Cya tomorrow
1 run streak ruined. what the hell
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>rangers lost
>chihuahuas lost
Today was a bad day
>>149131685>mets run support challenge: impossible *fail*
>>149131708... Thats literally exactly what I said
>>149131687Steve McCurry esque picture right there.
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>>149131726right but have you considered that, given the caliber of their starting pitching, the rags have accomplished very little?
My Mariners are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER, going to win another baseball game :(
>>149131715>7-0 in the BDSM era(Big Dominic Smith Moment)
>>149131685>Roidolis only cares about hitting when its against houston>Semen has fallen off a cliff>Seadurr is made of glass>Why-att is a 1 year wonder bum>Smith is also a 1 year wonder bum>Cock Penerson KWAB>everyone else isn’t worth mentioning
>>149131742Tattoo autist fucks ya
anyone have that pic of the mariners barista girl?
>>149131715AquaSox are still on you bloody bitch bastard
>>149131189>Juan Soto (26) has played in more WS than Judge (33) and mogs him in every offensive statistic.No wonder yankee fans are so buckbroken. How you let the mest of all teams take him away for like $5 mil extra?
1 more win for my jints to go into the mexico warzone series tied for the division lead
>>149131685That’s been the last 20 years of mariners baseball. Felix was a first ballot hall of famer and his career record was like 150-130
>>149131739Kek! It’s kino
Dodgers Giants are gonna be tied going into Friday, aren't they?
my life is over i bet my life savings on the rockies tonitght
stupid fucking dipshit cocksucker!
>>149131778Yankees have been surprisingly chill on here besides the subway series, which I would expect no quarter for as they would also receive none.
>AquaSox back to back jacks
>>149131781my giants vs. the dodgers + agitators + the national guard + the marines
let's fucking goooo
>tfw no dodger baseball tomorrow but I'll still be monitoring the genny for any anti-dodger faggotry
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>>149131715Absolutely fucking not
>>149131782I'll never forgive this organization for what they did to Felix. He deserved a ring, he deserved to pitch a playoff game at the very least. If covid didn't happen I think he could've had a good couple last years of a retirement tour.
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>>149131859I look like this
>>149131867Schedule poster is back!
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>>149131813>AquaSoxHow'd Cijntje do tonight? I haven't had a chance to make it to a single frogs game this year.
>>149131799Don't jinx it!
>>149131883doing an impression of my butthole after SF food.
>>149131880Idk I’m tuning in and out while I clean the house, missed a bunch to walk my dog before too. Caught the homers though. I like the play caller he kinda sounds like Hank Azaria from Brockmeier.
>>149131872yes m'lord 68 games in how it flies
>>149131883How cute. Awwwww.
>>149131883Lou Seal is underrated
>>149131883I like when they have cute versions of mascots rather than when they try to make them look tough.
>>149131799The ratings for that series should be crazy in South Korea.
>>149131883I like when they have tough versions of mascots instead of trying to make them look cute
>>149131900I feel like San Fran is a top 5 food city in Amerikkka
>>149131960There are only 3 unique cities in America, New Orleans, San Francisco, and New York. Everybody else is Cleveland.
- Mark Twain
>>149131992Santa Fe is very unique
It’s past your bed time least roasties
>>149131992I think I saw someone post that quote here and I’m MAN enough to agree with it even though I don’t live in any of those cities. Especially when food is concerned
>>149132016shaddup clevelandpaco
>>149132016fuck you dave you half gook BEYOTCH!!!
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1st for the Chicago white Sox
>>149131992It was Tennessee Williams but he’s still correct
>>149131992Mark Twain died over 100 years ago. Not sure his survey of American cities is up to date.
>>149132048The homogeneity has probably only gotten more severe and those three cities have probably lost a lot of the charm that made them unique
sigh….
>A certified hood classic
https://youtu.be/BSj3jj7DHH4?
>>149131960>While the Michelin Guide started in San Francisco, it expanded in recent years to include all of California. Still, San Francisco remains a city with the most Michelin-starred restaurants. It has 61 of the 90 Michelin-starred restaurants in the entire state.NYC is many times larger than SF and has 68
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>>149131992This. There are some other honorable mentions but most of our cities are souless.
>Mestpacos
Hang the banner
BAU BAU
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>>149132117>schizobabblealright time for a pint (1.5 drinks) and vidya kino. smell you guys later.
>>149132147Alcohol is bad for you
>>149132081Wow I had no idea.
>>149132013>Santa Fe is very uniqueIt is either unique (the only one) or it is not. Something cannot be "very" unique.
>>149131992What about El Paso?
>>149132113>>149131992Note how he simply says they are unique. Cleveland is not a pleasant place, but the Mistake on the Lake is unique in it's disheveled state.
>Mest alcohol poisoning
BAU BAU!
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Posting this again so streetcarchad gets his due credit over cuckleberry finn
What's a decision that the team you root for has participated in that went against the interest of the fans?
>>149132209fuwawa-watashi-chan shut the FUCK up!!!
>>149131883Kek. Why is the Giants mascot a Fucking seal? How does that make any sense!?
i had some in-n-out tonight
>>149131992New Orleans is 4 blocks of uniqueness surrounded by 170 square miles of absolute Shit.
>>149132013>Santa Fe is very uniqueI agree that Santa Fe is a unique American city.
>>149132242San Francisco Seals were the AAA team that played until the year the Giants moved in
I'm planning to go to Cane's tomorrow. What do you recommend I order?
>>149132268>canesDave’s hot chicken is better
>>149132268insist that they give you hamburgers and if they don't, call them racists
>>149132305>alt alt ctrl alt ctrl alt ctrl ctrl
>>149132246I went in-n-out ur mum tonight lel
your mum opened her legs in the pool and the delta P sucked in a toddler
>>149132343dont lie I saw you getting the works with Five Guys
>>149132268>Dave’s hot chicken is betterNo. /mlb/ is Cane's country.
>>149132355I.. I don't. As a woman?
>>149132371you don't what?
>>149132371What the heck happened there? The crab was able to squeeze through and angle to fit in that crack?
>>149132388delta p brother man
essentially when the pressure differential between two connected bodies of water is great enough, it will force anything through the gap between (including scuba divers)
delta P is the most dangerous thing in commercial diving
>>149132388Delta P. Essentially the pressure difference was so great right there it sucks in the crab. Like... anon's mom sucking in a toddler.
>>149132410>sucking in a toddler.I eat babby.
>>149132268>>149132292Cane's toast is better and they have better sauce, but Dave's chicken tenders are better than Cane's.
>>149132355I'm sorry upside down man, but I will be stealing this for future endeavors.
https://youtu.be/AEtbFm_CjE0?si=9uQvAfqVaNe6dlAb
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>>149132268Get some Snook
>>149132418>they have better sauceIs it Cane's sauce?
>>149132425no worries, just make sure to credit me
>>149132442>just make sure to credit meShould you be credited as "Aussie anon"?
>>149132458that'll do, thanks fella
>>149132429Thanks. Now I won't sleep tonight
Are Kiwi anon or NZed anon also acceptable?
>>149132491Are Kiwi anon or NZed anon also acceptable?
>>149132268I recommend skipping canes and going to slim chickens
>>149132529Believe it or not I am a Kiwi living in Australia so that is fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK4XaAtTMGY
>>149132578Is this their minor league/prospects? I have the Hanshin Tigers one bookmarked.
>>149132577Good. You’re a better person than the Aussies.
My wife 2hu is making me sleep on the couch again. Sigh…
>>149132577Have we done a cultural exchange where we taught you what PFMA means?
>>149132574Blaspheme! Cane’s is the manna from heaven that fuels /mlb/.
>>149132606No, it's Chicago dogs.
>>149132611om nom nom nom
>>149132605Padres Fumble Many At-bats?
>>149130719>>149132598The Dadspie known as “2hu”?
>>149132616just wait til the pads get a new C, LF, SS, and 2B
pickles pickles and MOAR pickles!
>>149132616Please fuck me in the ass. This is a usual saying for the Braves.
>>149132641there is certainly a bit of latent homosexuality in baseball
Did you guys see the anonymous player poles?
>>149132672I'm always surprised there's not like a fujoshi-centric anime about baseball. They've got literally every other sport locked down.
>>149132672are you the dryers aussie from yesterday?
aussies first late night /mlb/ whattya say girls?
>>149132806this pepe is about to sleep
>>149131715Anaels won that game
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>>149132806Shut up you idiot
>>149132799here's a new one from today
today is a fresh day, time for doyers to lose
>>149132964not playing today, retard.
>>149132208got buck broken at home by houston and they never recovered
>>149133008That’s what ur mum said lel
https://x.com/Boomcoomvolume/status/1932615979126923706
the queen of petco park
>>149133116holy rent free
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might cop. wish the rancho cuckomunga quakes would get their shit together and use this design on a shirt.
>>149133116>fundies actually paid $150 for this
>>149133185why wouldn't they just get it from china for a third of that
go baseball!
i love korean girls!
>>149133311Based irishman
>>149133351that has been a very uncool meme for a very long time
Why doesn’t baseball have cheerleaders like other sports do?
>>149133594Baseball is gay
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>>149133626Have femboy trap cheerleaders then. Or force players that fumble the game in the whole team to be them in a humiliation ritual.
>>149133594>>149133702I wrote a fujofic about that once but never posted it online because I don’t want any player to accidentally find it.
>>149133311But do they love you?
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Afternoon baseball for our Mets today
i only pay attention the the al east
i have literally no idea what's happening outside of it
>>149135305Good of you to check on Al's Yeast, haha. Give it a whiff & sample
My life is all about Al's Yeast. It's my burden and pleasure. I am Al's little yeast boy. And I'm fucking proud
>>149135328that's gross, anon
yuck
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Gm. Hospital vending-machine coffee this morning.
>>149133594because it makes the money changers upset
>>149135563literally no ass.
>The Astros are going to win the west only cause every other team in the division is dogshit -again-
>>149135618They can Washington General for the #2 ranked team for 3 games....
I'm thinking Vitality could beat the Rockies in a best of 7
The Anaels have passed the Mariners in the standings.
sorry M's but it's a dog eat dog world and >we got .500 baseball to play.
Does anyone play the Konami mobile baseball game? Ohtani is in it
>>149135594looks good to me
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Good morning /mlb/. I hope you’re doing well this week so far. Go Yankees.
>>149135594When did the USA become a country obsessed with baboon asses like a bunch of negroes
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>>149135502GM. Hope things are alright with you, anon.
>>149135563Your team has a multiracial hip hop dance crew and is owned by a (((money changer)))
>>149136008Anon, this poor girl probably hears bone collide with her seat every time she sits down, that’s how flat her ass is
jobe out for the year. it is so over. there is no coming back from this
I really dislike the weird stilted style of dancing that is common in Kpop and from Korean idols in general.
>>149136022Women with no asses are basically men with tits and I’m not attracted to men, even during pride month
>>149136116sounds like you are gay, or a negro
>>149136116i have both those things
male btw
It’s been one year since he came into all of our lives and made baseball into what it is today. Let’s all say something nice about Grimace.
>>149136179I like all women (female) but you have terrible taste in slags. Screams very low T, 5'5 130 pound never picked up a weight or worked a day in your life.
>my rockies are playing at 1 PM today
I guess I should start the drinking early
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FAGGets kek!
Bauie
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uh oh
>>149136248Look at bikini models in the 1980s and 1990s. Baboon asses are for primitive blacks and the fact that this country is now obsessed with them is a sign that we are declining in third world status.
I also don’t care metskoreaboo
Good morning lil bro Mets.
>>149136378Where did the rumors about him being gay start? He's kind of zesty but he's also Italian.
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>Drew Gilbert and Jett Williams both had two HR games yesterday in Syracuse and Double A Binghamton respectively
noice
>>149136378>>149136407always thought garciaparra was the zestier of the two
>>149136407Back then if you were a star but never really had a public WAG the press assumed you were gay. This happened with Steve Young and Troy Aikman as well.
San Fransico’s calling us, the Giants and Mets will play, Piazza, New York catcher, are you straight or are you gay?
>>149136453He's a devout RC so it doesn't totally surprise me he wasn't whoring it up like Jeter. I mean he might be gay but he married someone and has 3 kids.
>>149136407He played for the dodgers so naturally it was a question many people had.
>>149136442Garciaparra? Why does he have two last names?
>>149136477>devout Roman Catholicfilename related
>>149136400Awwwwww. Cute. Metsies.
>>149136400Mr. Kay, don't you have a game you need to prep for?
Which players are basically men with tits?
Do you reckon umpires actually like baseball?
>>149136560Daniel Vogelbach
>RIP
>>149136560Pablo Sandoval
>>149136560all the good ones
All jokes aside, every once in a while my broadcast crew let out a sentence that makes me think they browse this genny. They definitely have plenty of time to lurk with all the travel they do.
>>149136622suárez is getting lit up tomorrow
sad but true
which players are basically men with feminine asses?
>>149136622still barely good enough for the wc
>>149136622can they challenge the stankees?
>>149136513Does something become no longer true if something bad happens?
Why do you only see Panamanians when their teams are winning?
>>149136573I’m sure they did at one point.
i serioulsy hope no one itt thinks the jays are getting 90 wins
>>149136731Blue Jays Panama stays true, the rest I can’t say.
>>149136754who is the other Panama? Red Sox? They're ok this year.
>>149136731I was here for last season as well. It was no bueno
>>149136777Jungle Panama
Yankees Panama
Jays Panama
Red Sox Panama
>>149136777There’s Red Sox Panama but he only comes to seethe about the Yankees, there’s also I believe a YanksPanama but they’re rare.
>>149136775great genes, vladamir
I always assumed 99% of Panamanian baseball enjoyers were yanks fans because of Mo.
>>149136625I have it on good authority that cubspie is Ron Coomer
>>149136818Maybe 15 years ago. It's been a while since he retired. I started following baseball towards the end of his career
why is his name vladimir? were his family leftists in d.r.?
>>149136862Maybe they were fans of The Impaler
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>>149136622Fuck off. The AL East is ours.
>>149136802qrd on jungle Panama?
>>149136022I'm not talking about baboon ass. she literally has NO ass.
How come teams don't promote bullpen catchers to the actual roster and see if they can hit?
>>149136943I personally, as a fan of the New York Yankees, am on the team and have won 27 World Series Rings.
>>149136956yes, delusion is one the menu today
>>149136965Humorlessness is on the menu in Gaynada
>>149131720Oh hey everyone! Look who it is! El Paso Chihuahuas Anon! Everyone's favorite faggot!
And how about that? I'm here, too! Fresh off a three day ban.
I've got a present for you. You wanna guess what it is?
It's seven girthy inches of ass sex.
Here's the deal: I'm also from El Paso. Sure, I don't know if you're ACTUALLY from El Paso. You might be from Las Cruces. Or Horizon. Or even Deming. But I know you come out to Chihuahuas games. And I know I'm going to be balls deep in your ass soon.
You'll be leaving Alamo Drafthouse, or Later Later, (or the Toolbox), and you'll drive home blissfully unaware of what will unfold.
You open the door, turn on your lights, only to find yourself in a good old fashioned wrasslin' match. The prize? Your ass.
"Oh my God, I'm being robbed!" you think in that effeminate voice of yours. Only partially true. As I quickly and effortlessly gain physical dominance, I put you on your back and yank your pants off.
You struggle, suddenly realizing that I'm anchoring both of your wrists with one hand. Your eyes dart around, looking for the other. Too late you realize that you've naturally and submissively spread your thighs and arched your back.
You feel discomfort as I slip inside you. "I'm being raped!" you start to think.
No, you realize. To be raped means to be used unwillingly. As your arms and legs turn to jello and you begin to whimper with joy at each thrust, you realize that you aren't getting raped.
You're getting fucked.
"Nonononono!" you scream internally. You're a boy! Boys don't get fucked! You keep tell yourself that ass I stuff my cock into your butt over and over. You close your eyes and grit your teeth and feel precum drizzle from your erect penis as I fuck you closer and closer to orgasm. And as I release myself inside of you, almost smothering you with my weight as I drive as deep as I possibly can, you experience a pleasure you didn't know existed. And in that moment, you become my woman.
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>>149136956May we see them?
>>149136990thankfully it wasnt too much but I bought Chainshit when it was like $30. Feels bad man.
>>149136988>i was just pretending to be retarded for affect
We need yankeeschad sex haver now more than ever
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>>149137019Truly though complaining about saying “we” or “us” in reference to your team is retarded.
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Yankees own all birds!
>>149136989monitoring this post
>>149137090good luck getting that bad boy into that cage
that's all im gonna say
I spent $60 on tickets
I spent $40 on parking
I spent $80 on beer and food
I spent $120 on a hat and a hoodie
I spent $150 on mlb.tv
I got my Twitter account banned by threatening those players’ children
I own part of this teamie now
They belong to me
No ownie no watchie
>>149137192packing my suitcase right now
>>149137192why would mets fans want a shirt they all already own
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>>149137192>be me>15,0001st fan to enter the stadium see ya l8r virgins
>LA Mayor Karen Bass issues a city-wide curfew
What will happen to Doyerpacos that stay out late?
>>149137192Oof. Pride giveaway will add insult to injury (my Nats will buttfuck the Mets tonite, leaving them G A P E D on the field of play)
>>149137279Is it "Bass" (short a) or "Bass" (long a)?
>>149137182It has been done before.
>>149137324You’re getting swept
>>149137346Like the guitar
>>149137279why is your mayor a fish?
>>149137412I was in Washington DC and it's a beautiful city but with faggots everywhere. Our empire is dead.
>>149137447monitoring this post
oboe is the chaddest of chad instruments
>>149137182It has been done before
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>>149137519For me, it's the skin flute
>>149137412Yeah, swept up in an ass drunk haze after we plunder the depths of your unwilling boiholes
>>149137593monitoring this post
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Posting this monitor
>>149137593>>149137575Needs to include some buttfuckin news to keep up the energy
>>149137412who asked for this?
>>149137448I was in DC in October so I didn't go into Nationals Park (lol) but I drank and watched the doyers clinch the nlcs across the street and it was comfy as fuck. If I lived there and I was a nats fan (lol) I would go there on gamedays even if I didnt have tickets.
