>Lap:
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>Countdown to Saar GP:
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>Previous thread:
>>149114630

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
210 (209 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
239 (236 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 186 (+25)
NOR: 176 (+18)
VER: 137 (+1)
RUS: 111 (+12)
LEC: 94 (+15)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 362 (+43)
Ferrari: 165 (+23)
Mercedes: 159 (+12)
Red Bull RBPT: 144 (+1)
Williams Mercedes: 54 (+0)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 592.10 (+49.18)
HAM: 571.75 (+71.48)
NOR: 517.98 (+53.11)

>News:
Lance Stroll will drive after injuring his wrist, again
No F1®'75'-style season launch in 2026
Binotto suggests Hamilton’s age may be behind his struggles at Ferrari
The Canada GP will clash with the Indy 500 every five years, give and take
“Some form of electrification” essential for Ford’s future in F1
Manufacturers stay entitled retards

good morning fellas

are you ready?

bugatti circuit is SHIT

>>149133326
>that nose chain
what the FUCK

>>149133329
good shit!

>>149133324

>>149133337
its a pretty bad course

>>149133326
whore

Ford fucking off is essential for the future of F1

>>149133326

https://www.motorsport.com/lemans/news/gatting-explains-freak-pitlane-incident-that-forced-her-out-of-le-mans-24-hours/10731513/
>hire women drivers
>they can't park
>"I didn't park correctly because we had the sister car in front and we had the Alpine right behind so I knew the parking position was a bit off," Gatting told Autosport.
>hire women pit crew
>they drop the car on the driver's foot
>break foot, take her out of the race
>it's still only test day

>Programme:
9:00 - 9:20 PORSCHE SPRINT CHALLENGE - ESSAIS QUALIFICATIFS 1
9:35 - 9:55 PORSCHE SPRINT CHALLENGE - ESSAIS QUALIFICATIFS 2
10:30 - 11:15 FORD MUSTANG CHALLENGE - ESSAIS QUALIFICATIFS 1 & 2
11:45 - 12:05 ROAD TO LE MANS - ESSAIS QUALIFICATIFS 1
12:20 - 12:40 ROAD TO LE MANS - ESSAIS QUALIFICATIFS 2
13:10 - 13:55 PORSCHE SPRINT CHALLENGE - COURSE 1
14:45 - 17:45 24 Heures du Mans - Essais Libres 3
18:25 - 19:25 ROAD TO LE MANS - COURSE 1
20:00 - 20:20 24 HEURES DU MANS - NOUVEAU FORMAT HYPERPOLE 1 - LMGT3 & LMP2
20:35 - 20:50 24 HEURES DU MANS - NOUVEAU FORMAT HYPERPOLE 2 - LMGT3 & LMP2
21:05 - 21:25 24 HEURES DU MANS - NOUVEAU FORMAT HYPERPOLE 1 - HYPERCARS
21:40 - 21:55 24 HEURES DU MANS - NOUVEAU FORMAT HYPERPOLE 2 - HYPERCARS
23:00 - 00:00 24 Heures du Mans - Essais libres 4

eternal death to m*laren, mer*edes and ha*ilton

>>149133326
She looks pretty good for 36
What's that you say? 26, not 36?

gimi

dree stebs misder :D

Did a whole bunch of our schizo regulars get banned or something? Threads are unusually quiet

>>149133324
Goeiemorgend
>>149133361
Trve American Patritots root for trve all american iconic teams like HAAS. Ford would not increase the american viewership.

>>149133688
You don't hate mods enough

bad news

>>149133988
That's a good thing

https://www.gazzetta.it/Formula-1/12-06-2025/vasseur-sotto-esame-decisivi-i-prossimi-tre-gp-senza-progressi-si-gioca-la-ferrari.shtml
tick-tock fred

>>149133326
She gets me rock-hard and I'm not even that much into piercings and tatts

>>149134041
At first, I read fried lol

>>149133326
Would

>>149134078
It's probably the big tits

>>149134158
Why did she get all those awful tattoos? Women making decisions for themselves is a mistake

>>149133326
>Blooming onion and canada leave
terrible tattoos ideas

>>149133988
>>149134039
whos DNFing for Strolls cause?

>>149134115
Well, in a manner of speaking, he is almost fried. The pan is hot, the oil is sizzling...

This guy is a fucking cancer

>>149134344
Well I'm sure he'll be fine. Ferrari have a long history of being patient with drivers who openly criticize the team

>>149134344
Im gonna to try to Assassinate him. Wish me luck

>>149134383
Which Minecraft server do you play on?

>>149134344
>Ferrari's current car package lacks the consistency and pace Lewis needs.
exactly, this KWAB needs an illegal car to win anything

>>149134344
another former champion mindbroken by the pasta culture, the tradition goes on

>>149134182
shes a masochist - its a form of self harm

this twink fraud does not have the mindset or skills to be wdc

Which bomb that are devastating enough to kill Lewis Hamilton ? Probably gonna kill Lando Norris as well, but i dont think i can do double kill with one bomb

remember when every race started with a humiliation ritual kneeling for globohomo?

speaking of humiliation rituals

>>149134498
where have the men of honour gone

>>149134498
No because I have repressed all memories of 2020

why would she say this to lando?

this is probably a hot opinion but i think that pound-for-pound gordon murray is a slightly better F1 design engineer than adrian newey

>>149134600
IDFWKWAB

>>149134498
>humiliation ritual
why don't zoomers just say humiliating? i thought their entire schtick was pretending you dont care about any interaction so you make it shorter to express

>>149134754
A humiliating ritual and a humiliation ritual are two different things

>>149134771
Front man for the Backdoor Boys

too much lando itt for my liking

>>149134771
would he look more agreeable to the male beauty connoisseurs here if he wore a hair something like this

>>149135182
I must be loyle to my capo

>>149134158
I love big boobs and F1 cars. I don't need more.

>>149135204
How old is this bitch? She looks like she's in her 40s

>>149135204
>>149135242
>21 years old

The only better things in this world is just two :

Food and Porn

The latter keep being cucked. Ironically by westerners

>>149135204
I love smol girls with smol boobs and f4 cars. I don't need more

>>149135250
I bet she lied to get into F1A

>>149135259
what did he mean by this

>>149135259
Excuse me?

>>149135242

>>149135259
R A R E

>>149135237
>>149135260
I love huge mega milkers and classic cars. I don't need more.

Here's your super serious Ferrari team boss, bro. Christ, how sissified this sport has become compared to its early 2000s era

>>149135321
lmao @ her hairline

>>149135259
the taliban know

>>149135334
Weird thing to say in a Sophia thread.

>>149135406
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149135394
lmao @ her hairline

>>149135182
his hair was in the toilet water. disgusting

>>149135448
vegeta's daughter

>>149135394
>>149135448
moi je m'apelle lolita

>>149134344
>it's a lewis social media games episode

>>149135448
Wow she really nailed that single mom bakery cashier look

>>149135474

Misogyny is bad.

>>149135531

>>149135548
>watch me use all these niche geological terms like a mad bastard

>>149135584
>punctuation? never heard of her

>>149133314 (OP)
>Nooo he has long covid!
>Nooo he's running experimental setups!
>Nooo they're not listening to his feedback!
>Nooo he knows he's going to Ferrari next year so his heart's not in it!
>Nooo he's adapting to Ferrari!
>Nooo he's getting old that's why!
Or maybe he's just complete and utter shit.

>>149135607
>moar liek PUNCH YOUR FACE IN

>>149135623
Don't touch me, man!

>>149135623
the KWABest of KWABs

>>149135623
Oh thank god, you're alive. I was getting worried.

>>149135623
lmao @ his hairline

>>149135624

Anyone noticed that the two biggest leftwing establishment mask cucks Hamilton and Vettel had to sit out races because they contracted covid?

>>149135720
what is covid?

>>149135733
A beer brand.

>>149135733
It's when your head turns into a beehive

>>149134158
She is a grown ass woman why can't she clean up her room?

maybe ill wake up at 3am.. for.. this.. practise.. *dies*

>>149135623
Kek ,This makes me think of seb also
What other drivers are also hiding behind hair treatments?

>>149135720
That's because almost all contracted it but 90% of athletes just lied and faked tests rather than sit out

Even Reddit is turning on Hamilton

edd

>>149135815
proof?

>>149135835
hedd?

>>149135406

>>149135857
>>149135871
savedd

>>149135815
I still don't know why people think this is a problem. roscoe eats better than everyone here and gets more checkups than everyone here
the dog is fine

>>149135931

>>149135943
some days ago i watched a couple of t*d's retardbook in hopes of finding edds. no success

succeddss*

>>149135623
>Nooo he's getting old that's why!
now, while this may seem like poor cope. this is actually the reason. Now he was always shit, sure. But now he really is absolute shit and it's the age. slow processing speed, weak reactions, the cataracts in his eyes that cause his complete lack of awareness despite having huge mirrors, etc.

>>149135943
haha fat

>>149135931
thats like different species from a fantasy movie

Formula 1 sisters...

silence and learn... NARB is speaking

x2
You mistyped the CAPTCHA, or the CAPTCHA malfunctioned.

>>149136056

>>149136115
>At the end of 2021 Lewis the hottest prospect in the field

>>149136021
He had no awareness or racecraft even early in his career, or did you forget his 2009-2012 stint?

>>149136115
Ham got buckbroken by the purposing and merc sharting new regulations

>>149136186
anon come on
>he was always shit, sure.
>But now he really is absolute shit
learn to read

is pauline at le mans ya think

>>149134158
>that little sign on the wall

>>149136074
Very nice. Now lets see motoGPs lap time around Silverstone

>>149134344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRGS8dNq87g
super good vid explaining why hamilton sucks now

>>149136265
yjk

>>149136265
giwtwm

>>149136298
wow she really looks like Vestappen's mom!

>>149136298
seriously, what the hell is going on with her hip? why is it so sharp?

>>149134344
>>149135815
>>149135623
>>149136021
you /r/maxverstappenfags will go to worship him once he retires

happened with schumi, happened with senna. everyone hated them when they were racing.

One day I will make Edd my personal buttslut

>>149136414
I doubt his degeative system is in good enough condition for that

>>149136414

>>149135931

>>149136414

>>149136021
Lewis was great in his prime.

>>149136186
2011 is the only bad one and he still won 3 races.

>>149136561
Which flavor did he drink?

>>149136600
:|

>br*tish cope
Reminder that the first action Poois took as a reigning world champion was getting disqualified for being a lying piece of shit.

>Franco Colapinto has “lost his mind” and is following the same path as Daniel Ricciardo, says Nelson Piquet Jr.

>"What sets [Lewis] Hamilton, [Fernando] Alonso, Max [Verstappen], those guys apart, they have a bit more talent, but the big difference is their mind. Daniel Ricciardo didn’t lose his talent, he lost his mind,” said Piquet on the Pelas Pistas podcast.
>“Colapinto seems like he’s lost his mind. He’s not slow, because he’s already shown it at the start in three consecutive qualifying rounds with no experience in F1. He’s not stupid.
>“But then, something messes with his head and, unfortunately, there comes a point where the strongest, most aggressive, confident minds are the ones that prevail.”

y nene down?

>>149136945
>first three drivers he mentions are KWABs that need perfect cars and teams built around him

dead thread
dead "sport"

Penelope Kvyat-Verstappen

>>149137183
>Steals your seat
>Steals your career
>Steals your girlfriend
>Steals your daughter
Nothin' personal, kid.

>>149137210
Just because he's Mexican doesn't mean he steals

we gaan day

>>149137408
Where they goin?

>>149137438
Not a single one made the corner. Impressive.

>>149137485
What corner?

>Today, bongs will argue Raidillon is not a corner.

>>149136115
trvke..

>>149136115
KWAB, KWAN and NARB eternal

>>149136115
The difference being Lewis has always been a car baby fraud, while Max won a championship in the third best car.

>>149137852
troonstappen is pure shit bro

>>149137860
This, but enough about Jos.

>>149137860
saar

>>149137860
Not as bad as your aircraft maintenance

total and eternal death to south asia, south-east asia, indonesia dn phillipines

Patrick James O'Connor (October 9, 1928 – May 30, 1958) was an American racecar driver. He was killed in a 15-car pileup, after sustaining a fatal head injury after rolling his car and catching fire on the first lap of the 1958 Indianapolis 500.
Although O'Connor was incinerated in the accident, medical officials said that he was probably killed instantly from a fractured skull.
Following the accident, race officials announced that they would change the starting procedure, abandoning the single-file trip down pit lane that was used in 1957 and 1958. Also, for the 1959 Indy 500, metal roll bars welded to the frame behind the driver's head were mandated, and helmets were required to pass safety certification by Speedway medical officials.
>dies
>ruins the sport
many such cases

>>149137408
Don't watch the 2012 F1 start then.
>>149137438
Don't watch the 2019 F2 race then.

imagine max and george married

>>149137950
simp

>>149137942
low blow

>>149137912
>>149137942
obsessed

Hi it's me, Vishwash Kumar Ramesh

>Leclerc is unhappy
>Hamilton is unhappy
>Vasseur getting fired
No team will ever be in crisis as much as The Protagonist of F1

>>149138040
>you know what we need? LESS stability!

surely it will work this time

nelson piquet is far more underrated than prost

>>149138040
Leclerc has wasted enough of his prime waiting for Ferrari to "get it", it's time he looks elsewhere.

As for Lulu, it's happening exactly how anyone with a braincell expected it was going to go down, and I hope Vasseur gets the axe for convincing Ferrari to waste this much money on a mid as fuck driver.

how did vasseur even get into ferrari lol

>>149138040
Bring back the cigarette salesman

>>149137979
>Obsessed
It's front page news

>>149138076
>WDC everyone talks about was...le underrated
If I could remove two eords from existencen
it's underrated and overrated.

>>149138081
Looking elsewhere doesn't necessarily work out, just look at Alonso.
Three years ago nobody would have predicted that in 2025 McLaren would be the car to win a WDC at.

>>149138040
Not suprising while Italians are in control. This team has only been successful in the last 50 years under French, Anglo and German control. Italians are too retarded for motor racing.

>>149138096
nelson piquet is far more underappreciated than prost

>>149138040
>the last time a ferrari team run by italians won a constructors championship was 43 years ago
>mfw there were people thinking lewis would somehow magically win a championship in his first year there

>>149138114
It'll never get better at Ferrari for Charles. Looking elsewhere at least gives him some hope that things can get better.

>>149138114
Didn't Mika oracle shit like that?

>>149138126
I love how the br*tish media just went quiet about all the hype they were making up of Lewis getting his 8th title. They went hard about it for 3 months straight, and now not a peep.

>>149138096
literally who talks about nelson? who?
he was banned from the paddock and he is completely forgotten

>>149138160
Brasilians.
>>149138124
Neither is.

>>149138171
>Brasilians.
exactly
nobody cares about them

gimi

>>149138160
>Banned
He was in the paddock last year.

ynr penelope kvyat

>>149138203
The romanian reminds us of her every thread >>149137183

>>149138202
yeah his ban was eventually lifted

imagine participating in your sport for over a decade, winning 3 world championships and bringing millions upon millions of dollars into it only to be banned from appearing in it decades later because you said one single word that foreigners who had never even heard of it before you said it, didn't like it

>>149138229
I think people just plain forgot about him and his ban

>>149138258
dead society

i just saw a picture of the med school that that plane in saarland crashed into
it was a mess
and this is a picture after the crash

>>149138361
How is this F1 related?

>>149138361
>it was a mess
pun?

>>149138186
good post

I don't think anyone is going to match let alone beat Schumacher's 5 wdc in a row.

>>149138520
George Russell 2026–2030

>>149138520
I will

>>149138520
you'll look so silly when this anon >>149138536
does it

>>149138371
planes have wings
the cars have wings
therefore an airliner is an f1 car

>>149138361
that school got shit on by a plane, bro

>>149138723
does a plane crashing into a building cause it to have cobwebs everywhere?

>>149138723
and cummed in

Sophia Shünt status?

>>149138371
Adrian Newey has a degree on aeronautical engineering

>>149136368
>worshiping a groid
>ever
You wish.

>>149138769
it adds character and soul, ok sweaty?
>those seats
>>149138777
checked

terrible

>>>/n/2043755
what did they mean by this

>>149138361
That does look like a mess
You got the picture of the aftermath as well?

>>149138889
Nando Lonzo number 66 Joe Gibbs Racing

>>149138914
https://x.com/vijaygajera/status/1933110709543489686

>>149138910
his head come off

>>149134498
It was every sport. And, for some reason, it eventually just stopped.

Everyone that thinks Lekek should go try his luck in another team is retarded.
Where the fuck else is he gonna go?
You think he should gamble the last years of his peak performance in some other team, when regardless of how much of a mess they are, Ferrari will always be top 5 no matter what?
THINK about that shit. Ferrari have always been and will always be a top 5 team. Always fighting for podiums. Always in the title conversation. Always with all the financial and technical resources.
Other teams rise and fall, Ferrari remains.

It would only make sense to leave if both of the following cases are met at the same time:
1. A title favorite team makes an offer.
2. Ferrari are nowhere in the title fight.
And this won't happen.

why didn't the halo save him?

>>149138371
retarded tranny j*nnie faggot
a plane that crashed is just a car that took off

>>149139109
>Always in the title conversation
Incorrect.

>>149139116
the halo caused correa to feel safe to floor it while being off-track (also asphalt runnoffs)

>>149139109
Makes their consistent failures more embarrassing

>>149138828
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

>>149139140
Maybe not the whole season, but still

>>149138040
https://www.instagram.com/reels/DKucRSYxu42/

>>149139109
lechuck is getting too proudy. the eternal horse will cuck and buck break him so hard his stock will plummet making him undesirable for any top team and then 'rrari will not renew his cuckntract

Would you pay 100 million for one sprint win?

>>149139229
(((elkann)))bros...

>>149138152
>>149138126
you have goldfish memory because ferrari was comfortably top 3 on pace towards the end of 2024, and lewis is more of a proven champion than leclerc is or was. you are also forgetting how shook up he was during 2022 when he was competing vs. max. the guy is comfortable being a top 3 driver but he's not comfortable managing a WDC bid lewis would have comfortably snagged that from him even if he's slower.

>>149138889
Are Nando

>>149139316
Yeah I agree, and don't forget that Lewis was using experimental setups in the first half of 2022 too.

>>149138811
swissanon causing a containment breach

>>149139316
lol. lmao. kek even.

>>149139350
And then they didn't listen to his feedback in 2023. And then he knew he was leaving for Ferrari so his heart wasn't in it for 2024. But if not for that he would have won like 2-3 more championships since.

>>149139350
never forget

>>149139350
what does your cope have to do with leclerc not performing under pressure
>>149139411
go watch imola 22

>>149139463
I'll never forget Imola 22, forever burned in my mind.

Also fun fact, has Mercedes not run """""""experimental setups""""""" that were the """"sole excuse"""" for Ham's poor performance that year, they would have finished P2 in the championship. So I hope it was worth it, considering they """""""didn't even listen to his feedback"""""".

>>149139460
Best part was that same get

>>149139564
again, what does this have to do with your cope that lekek would host a better bid for the wdc than even washed hamilton

>>149138040
>charlo, lulu, BWAHAHAHAHA
advice normie audience
>HEY LOOK, HE IS THE GUY, HE IS THE BOSS, HE HIRED LULU, HE IS GOOD
>>149139316
yes, ferrari had strong second half, BUT! mclaren were shitters, they lost over 100 points due to being fat retards gifted with extreme car
pisstri lost points only to play like he was too far back to help norris and end up as a wingman (now you see how strong he bites norris, despite being slower in a race pace, just dont put yourself in a wingman position)
and norris lost points because of AMX
ferrari were extremely lucky to pick up all those points and finish the season with 15 points behind (even in the last race, max shit on piastri, because of this one corner action, ferrari was gifted with 20 points)
in normal scenario, in 2024 Ferrari should be around 150-200 points behind mclaren

>>149139384
that boy needs therapy

>>149139624
what does that mean

>>149139666
he's a nut! he's crazy in the coconut!

>>149139601
I have never even said that so you're high as fuck. But if I had to defend that argument, I would use pic related.

Ferrari's year

>>149139675
relation of your pic to what im saying?

losing gimi and buttass has been a disaster on finland.

>>149139790
gimi lost the wdc in a car that won the wcc, bro

total
neekeri
death

>>149139060
I think it lasted for 2 more years in football
>gimi and amx never knelled

>>149139936
did charles?

Daddario next

>>149139954
dont think so

>>149139229
That’s a bargain

>>149139981
paddock pussy

>>149139229
>Paying $100M for what's essentially a P6.

'addario

hadjario

The name Hadjar still makes me think of drummer Tony Hajjar from At The Drive-In

How is he taking it?

>>149140514
Getting exposed by Albon? Probably not too good.

>Isack Hadjar doesn’t “feel ready" for Red Bull F1 switch

Can he avoid the meat grinder known as 2nd RB seat?

>>149140514
no bueno

Lol are they actually considering swapping hadjar with yuki? Do they not realise it's the car? Do they realise that yuki was out performing hadjar in the rb?

>>149140574
they're demoting max to toro rosso to check if it's the car

Canada next

>>149140574
They don't! They don't realise that!

>>149140611
Cute goblin

I drained some canned kidney beans earlier intending to use them tonight and put them in the fridge, however now I can't be bothered cooking. Will they be alright till tomorrow or will they get nasty?

>>149140868
Just cook, you lazy sack of shit.

>>149140868
you're british
the food will be nasty no matter what

>>149140868
botulism 100% guaranteed at this point

>>149140868
I'll drain your beans

>>149140868
i wouldn't worry about it

>>149140574
Last 3 races memory syndrome.

reminder p*astri will NEVER be a wdc

>>149138889
KINO

>>149141069
In 2025 you are only as good as your last previous races unless you are lewis Hamilton or lance stroll

i am not watching the f1 movie im just not going to watch it

>>149140868
the gas chamber of glastonbury

>>149141118
>cut to him watching the f1 movie

·_·

>>149140868
the bloated of blackpool

>>149141202
its colapover

>>149140514
up the ass

Caddy might be competitive F1 team

Based Button

>>149140404
SEND TRANSMISSIONS TO THE ONE ARMED SCISSOR

>“It’s definitely not nice to hear that there are stories like that that are out there,” Hamilton told media including Motorsport Week in Canada.
>“Firstly, I love working with Fred. Fred’s the main reason I’m in this team and got the opportunity to be here, which I’m forever grateful for.
Oh we know, Lewis. We know.

>Montreal next

3 races featuring Alba Hurup Larsen (F1 Academy)

>>149133361
Ford bankrolled F1 for 20 years

Gio the Nazi....

>>149141695
this is not age appropriate

Didn't read any of /f1/'s responses but I did cook them.

>>149141776

>>149141796
Why do you say that

>>149141695
>thongs again
this whore is not only not 18, she's not even 17. permissive parenting was a mistake

>>149141796
I know, right? Girls that young shouldn't wear bra

>>149141695

trust the plan bros

>>149141869
plan C

>>149141846
Too old for him.

>>149141695
tummo.

>>149138040
I don't think I've ever seen Lewis with his hair down

alba is a dirty nymphet slut. Aurelia Nobels is my perfect wife.

for me it's Niki Lauda

>>149141695
Tummy Herfigure

>>149141695
lmao @ her hairline

What did she mean by this?

>>149142149
>im not going to tell what I wear and where
wouldnt buttplugs count as extra weight?

>>149142149
these women are insane

>>149142473
Wanting to be a sucessful race car driver instead of a housewife is insanity, yes.

>>149142473
superfluous adjective

Lads I when I drove past Hinwil the other day, I could smell the optimism from my car. Next season Audi/Sauber will be strong, you heard it here first

>>149142473
>these w*men are w*men
why did you write w*men twice

>>149142704
are you sure it wasn't twinks you were smelling

he looks really sad

>>149142905
A face lift could solve that.

>>149142905
Can't believe this is where we are after the first part of 2023. They (and Honda) better hit the ground running next year, otherwise I hope the Strolls sell and fuck off.

>>149143055
daddy wont sell the team
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bb3XSEd9gCo

LEC VER STR podium

>>149143107
heh... the tracktor is green too

>>149142905
lmfao idk why, but i thought that was aaron rodgers at first glance and was very confused

>>149142034
wonder where I've seen this before

>>149143211
What a beautiful english rose.

>>149143211
That’s not a receding hairline but a proceeding forehead (ba dum tss)

>>149143211
Serious question, why do all br*tish people look like that? You can just tell

>>149143293
FAS

>>149143293
I don't

>>149143249
>>149143293
not all british people look like that, but if someone looks like that you can be pretty certain they're british

Who ya callin’ pinhead?

>>149142473
>women
ftfy

>>149143398
Nobel mogs that trans looking bitch

>>149143612
Mental sickness

>>149143617
True as well

>>149133314 (OP)
>McLaren is being given the DAS-like treatment of Mercedes in 2020
Sure man, whatever...

>>149143713
I unironically believe you should never ban anything that was legal at the start of the season in season

Why is /f1/ so dead?

>>149143855
Never heard of Le Mans? It's going to make this place look like a ghost town come Saturday

>>149143575
based johnny sins

>>149143870
And then the active posters will be snoozing on the keyboard at Sunday's GP for what is very likely going to be a McLaren-run show

>>149143855
we are all watching TWL

>>149143939
TWL? What does that mean?

>>149143912
boomer strat is turn it at 11pm then wake up at 4-5pm and smoke redbull and drink coffee every 20 mins

>>149144000
Tetherball Western League. The finals are today.

>>149144000
Toyota Wins Lol

>>149143870
My Italian™ father-in-law was right. LeMans MOGS the absolute SHIT outta F1. F1 is still iconic though.

>>149144000
Tix
Wt
Lgain
ony

>>149141695
yummo

>>149141695
Tummy ~

alba larsen's photoshoot worn hilfiger gstrings also going to auction alongside her race worn knickers

>>149134344
>ACTUALLY ITS THE CAR STOPPING HIM FROM GETTING HIS 8TH TITLE
(Gap between Leclerc and Hamilton is already 20 points and we're only 1/3 through the season btw)

i'm hungry again

>>149134498
Remember when bongs kept doing it for literally years after Saint Floyd died?
>>149134565
So you only remember them doing it in 2021 then?

>>149144255
In football it wasn't because of that.

is canada just chicanes

what a dogshit schedule
fuck canada

>>149144287
rise n shine whaker

>>149138361
Careful, that's your future family doctor you're talking about.

Just found out my crush is pregnant (not by me), and even got invited to the baby shower.

Races for this feel, pls

>>149144243
I’ll give you my hotdog. If you know what I mean. ;)

>>149144385
Ummm
Don't go..
You're not thinking of going and getting her a gift... are you..!??!?!

>>149144385
Brazil 2012

>>149144385
>invited to the baby shower
lol not only are you not a worthy stud in her eyes, you aren't even a man

>>149144385
Why are (you) like this?

praying Vettel dies.
I get really pissed whenever I remember he exists

>>149144385
Thankfully, I don't know races for that feel.

>>149144274
True I guess, technically the kneeling protest stuff started long before 2020 but post-floyd most of the 'solidarity' rituals were implemented because of that and the surrounding protests/riots.

>>149144385
grim

>>149144385
it was me, also this >>149144405

There was almost a CUM :D moment but the fucking Greek got in the way. God damn it.

>>149144397
Obviously I’m not thinking on going but yeah that was a fucking shock kek

>>149144402
This is perfect!

>>149144405
>>149144472
To be honest I got invited by a friend of hers. It’s going to be a surprise baby shower. She wanted to be with me in the past, actually, but at the time I was suffering from a period of depression/anxiety and I went full austistic

>>149144419
Because I’m retarded

>>149144447
I’m happy for you truly

>>149144468
Sucks desu

>>149144385
She's probably hormonal and emotionally vulnerable so you can fuck her at the baby shower (like I did when Jessica was pregnant with jenson butthole j/k she never gave him a babby lol what a kwab)

>>149144496
completementary picture

on a proper chan you can upload multiple images by the way gookmoot

>>149144385
Brazil 2012

>>149144486
skill issue

Dios mio, ICE almost spotted my Mexican wife!

>>149144490
I hope you’re taller than your soulmate at least. My worst mistake is dating one taller than me, maybe it’s my insecurity. Still love her.

>>149144385
Turkey 2020

>>149144496
God that would be a dream desu thanks for implanting that idea in my mind

>>149144518
Already recommended, lad

>>149144601
She was my soulmate, I feel like. She’s the only girl I’ve ever felt true feeling towards in my almost three decades of life. Gorgeous eyes, beautiful personality, oh and big boobs. Don’t be insecure about your height, bro. If a woman loves you, she loves you.

>>149144622
Not familiarized with that one. I’ll give it a shot.

>>149144564
Contact this man asap

what does any of this have to do with /f1/? the el salvadorian is clearly just shitposting since he got deported

>>149144673
Thanks man. It just made me feel like Danny DeVito from that one movie where he was a sleazy car salesman and his wife was taller than him. IDK why but it’s funny when I look back on that. Being under 5 feet in height sucks but has its perks lol

>>149144699
>the el
Estupido gringo.

>>149144745
yep right here mexicatchers

>>149144716
>under 5 feet
OOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MIDGET!

>>149144820
Cool it with the anti-manletic remarks

When will they finally let Michael Schumacher (7x WDC*) die?

>>149144716
It’s definitely not easy but it definitely has its advantages. Go to the gym, eat healthy, and you’re almost guaranteed to outlive 99% of anons on this thread.

>>149144716
Matilda?

Trump deported the mexican and chinese drivers but we got two sudacas in their place. Makes you wonder.

>>149144716
>Being under 5 feet
alice...

>>149144716
You mean Matilda? Danny DeVito is married to her irl btw. She's Jewish.

AND HE SANG AS HE WATCHED
AND WAITED TIL HIS BILLY BOILED
YOU'LL COME A WALTZING MATILDA WITH ME

reminder: Alain Prost is 167cm and the (living) GOAT

It's happening. F1 races for this feel?

>>149145129
>sticky
oh it is then
oh well

>>149145095
>You mean Matilda? Danny DeVito is married to her irl btw. She's Jewish.
Hopefully it was a few years after it came out, she was only 8 in that film.

>>149145121

>>149145121
Error: You must wait 3 minutes 49 seconds before posting a duplicate reply.

>>149145129
Belgium 2021 because nothing ever happens

israel gp is cancelled

>amx shutting down slimey ted kravitz when she tries to stir some shit
based

gimi

>>149145129
2022 jeddah gp

effwan rate my shitty diner

f1 related because canada is a major fish exporter

>>149145611
whatever/10

>>149145638

>>149145611
mid

>>149144385
anon, why are you doing this to yourself?

>>149145611
im racist i dont eat animals

wtf Switzerland

>>149124150
>>149123455
>>149123982
Bernie is going to outlive everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u90beUXTKwo

>>149145886
mossad stealing identities for their agents again

>>149145886
honestly a brazilian leaving his shit in the car deserves to get it stolen
he knows better

>>149145886
Stop being racist chud. The immigrant was hungry, the papers fed him for the night

i wont register to cook at the effwan meetup

>>149145755
sorry mon, this just seems a bit too much for dinner.

>>149145611
that's not jerk chicken

>>149146375
>this just seems a bit too much for dinner
i only eat breakfast and dinner and desu the potato was bigger than i wanted so i agree
tried to fob some off but dietary reasons stopped that so i was stuck with my gigapotato. others were too small. still did the spud the honor. the lemon butter pooling underneath them helped

For me, it's Butter Chicken

>>149145794
The heart wants what the heart wants

for me it was leftover mince mornay from last night I heated up in the microwave and had for lunch

>>149146526
>mince mornay
unironically what the fuck is wrong with you lot?
thats not anywhere near mornay

>>149146526
a maketu mussel pie sounds nicer

Israel just saved us from a McLaren and globando win

>bahrain will go up in flames

>>149146809
>>149146824
>>149124275
it came to me in a dream

>war breaks out
>middle east, america gets nuked
show proper thanks to Iran for saving Spa

>>149145611
>roasted broccoli
That’s all I ate at camp during my time in the army. Granted the broccoli was raw, so I boiled it and roasted it either with my zippo lighter or the campfire. Because of that memory I shared which holds little to no significance to this topic, 7.5 / 10

>>149146824
>>149146809
>>149145246
>>149145129
>>149146885
>>149146909
Israel would nuke Europe in the instance of them getting attacked by Iran.
Thankfully we don't need to worry about that though since, nothing. EVER. happens.

>>149146954
thank u

>>149146972
that's a complete bluff btw

if they nuke everybody it would open season on jews outside of israel

>>149147023
>if they nuke everybody it would open season on jews outside of israel
Israel's view is that if the state is destroyed it would be open season regardless.

>>149147060
again, it's a weak bluff

>>149146972
Europe is huge, Israel could never.

Posting gimis on /pol/

>>149147090
Once you realize NEH then everything is a weak bluff.
>>149147146
The Samson option isn't meant to eliminate all life in Europe, it's just meant to destroy it/render it unrecognizable which XX? warheads would manage with ease.
I don't really know why they still deny having them, such a strange decision considering basically everyone knows they have them.

>>149147252
>>149147146
>>149147212
CUM :DDDDDDDDD

>>149147146
>Europe is huge
is it tho

Israel has power the same way a toddler can fish when his dad is holding the pole with him. I would love to see the look on their stupid dysgenic faces when they realize it.

>>149144716
What are the perks of being a fucking manlet? Is this midgetcope?

>>149147252
Samson is NPT actually. The narrated story of Chernobyl is a lie. /f1/-related because there's always shady shit in F1

Iranian girls are my favorite. It’s over.

he walk like a faggot

>>149147394
*NPP

>>149147273
Wrong!

>>149147289
Nice of you to include el ChileANOs in your comparison.
>>149147273
It jus' ain't da sayme
>>149147394
>The narrated story of Chernobyl is a lie.
wut?
>NPP
Nuclear Power Projection?

>>149147289
I mean kinda sorta. It’s not as big as Mainland U.S. or Australia, but it’s pretty huge in landmass.

“We share a common goal of getting back to winning races and we’re working hard to achieve that. It’s impressive how he [Lewis] is able to manage everything, while staying totally focused on the racing. He sets an example worth following.”

>>149147438
Nuclear Power Plant. Those meltdowns ('those' because Fukushima is also a victim) were triggered. A meltdown is more potent in poisoning the earth of a nation than a simple icbm. But I don't want to go too off-topic.

>>149147509
why would mercedes do such a thing

Even modern war is boring. Constant waiting, barely action just like f1 races

Hitler preferred Mercedes over BMW

>>149147786
I would buttfuck that cat (out of respect)

/biz/ idea: military cost cap

desu i thought i loaded an f1 image
ignore the negligent discharge

>>149147811
see
>>149144876

Awww, someone secretly wants to be snuggled lovingly...

>negligent discharge
didn't need the story of my conception mate (i was going to make this about you but you've complained about how everyone is mean to you so i am going to be nice this time)

Does anyone have a Toyota?

the gangstalking continues in earnest

>>149147586
It's a bit weird to see that virtually all the video games about future warfare predicted the drones and future weapons would bipedal or otherwise terrestrial when from the start they were almost all air based and the RU/UKR war has made them almost entirely air based.
>>149147859
Check dealers in this area

if you have an innie belly button then you are not human and probably fat

CHEEKY NANDOS
COMING TO YOU

>>149147859
i have one

>>149147932
Honest to God I wanna know the condition of a Toyota used by the Taliban because I heard they almost never maintain them.

>>149147961
there are two nandos near me - one is permabusy (understandable as it's in high tourist area), the other doesn't want to know you if you walk in. place seemingly only exists for goober eats

>>149147998
Probably don't have to worry about the salt on the roads.

me warming up yo get shit on

>>149148141
helps when the picture goes too

>>149147859
kinda, it has toyota parts if that counts

>>149147942
>tfw innie

>>149147932
Japan needs to build those mechas or powered exoskeletons to revolutionize warfare

Gimi

>>149133314 (OP)
Which driver has the biggest penis?

>Israel attacks Iran’s nuclear and missile sites with explosions heard across Tehran
how did i only find this out via reddit?

>>149148894
because you are a redditor

>>149147961
found out after i moved that one of these opened up really close to where i used to live

>>149148894

im busy mixing cheese
let the bitches cook

i havent visited reddit since they banned the jail bait page

>>149149024
officer, officer! Yes, this lad over here. Yes, him, that's the one, right there. He's the nonce. take him awya

>>149149024
Why?

>>149149070
i was a schoolboy when that group was shut down so the girls posted there were (probably) older than me

ismo

>>149149109
tell it to the jury m9

second grilled cheese in 20 min

>>149149315
you've already eaten dinner you fat cunt

>>149149315
Roger

>>149147403
Ocon going arab

>>149149335
im testing seasoning blends
experimental sandos

>>149149315
Do people just rawdog a grilled cheese or is there something else to put on it or dip it in? Question.

>>149149465
>tf
>tp
dont be shocked when the dented pacifica pull up

>>149149465
grilled cheese aren't a thing here, if people make a toastie it usually has ham or onion or tomato as well as cheese

>>149149315
put on your real flag edd

>>149149550
This is what I was getting at. I’ll just make a panini if I’m bothering to heat up a sandwich

What should the next edition be?

stop overthinking sliced cheese

>>149149662
Jenson Button. Canadian GP + Lemons.

how many bongs until 24 hours of lemons

>>149149673
>WAAAAHHHH FEEL BAD FOR ME

>>149149662
Death

>>149149662
3am race edition (fuck canada(

BLAME CANADA

They’re not even a real country anyway.

ded to israel
oooops, I mean ded to mclel

>>149149907
whats the difference

>>149149894
My friend from Canada hated this movie with a burning passion. Not because they made anti-Canada songs, but because they depicted Canadians as “bouncy head geometric people” compared to the Americans and the rest of the world.

>>149149465
what you do is make two grilled cheese sandwiches, then use them as the buns for a cheeseburger

>>149150171

>>149150171
>>149150187
edd does that, puts three patties, eight cheese slices, egg, bacon, onion then batters and deep frys the lot

>>149150211
wow, Edd is now an american… NO NO WAIT! A MEGA ULTRA AMERICAN

>>149150211
>onion
onion rings, of course

>>149150303
>>149150303

>>149150304