Thread 149133519

WTC Final @ Lord's: Start of day 2

South Africa 43/4. v Australia 212.

first

second

fellas... i can't be the only one

YFO (eternally)

us memelad here?
please shoop hayden into that pic of homer simpson in a cowboy hat or vice versa

>>149133513
4 weetbix
1 banana
1 boiled egg

>>149133556
nah

I was hoping for someone to put the cowboy hat on Rabada in this pic >>149133477

Imagine if Rabada chucked it like Bumrah

fuck timmy gon do

rabada? more like rabid dog

>>149133559
>>149133562

gave it a go mate

Reminder: if you enjoyed The Test documentary then you cannot complain about the cricket being on Amazon Prime

>>149133572
lel

Whats for dinner lads?

>>149133572
kek nice

>>149133581
chicken supreme za from za hut

rabada?
more like rapidash

stream lads
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/australia-south-africa-jun-12?id=australia-south-africa-jun-12&stream=5

>>149133585
based fat cunt

ynr britjeet

>>149133477
Out of 9!

>>149133585
nice would you rate the hut better that domino's?

>>149133588
ta

>>149133577
I didn't enjoy it, watched like half an episode only desu

>>149133596
yeah dommies had some time in the limelight previously but reckon the hut has been better for the last few years

>>149133592
yeah i remember zachy

>>149133592
one of certain man's more direr gimmicks
thankfully he had to discontinue it when bard completely exposed the character and 'his' lies about 'his' cousin's salary

>>149133592
i miss his smelly vigor

>>149133588
Never forget

>>149133577
It was good when Tim Paine was the captain.

>>149133604
ok i might make the switch then i'll let you know how i find it

Plane bound for London just crashed in Ahmedabad. 242 people on board

>>149133588
cheers cob

i like pizza hut's bbq sauce
bbq meatlovers is legit but the others are ordinary

>>149133613
how many blokes do you think grego has for breakfast?

doesn't kohli average around 45 in test cricket? in the best era for batting ever?
not sure he was ever elite desu

>>149133607
revved me for the best part of a year

>>149133616
Bhen?

>>149133624
had to be included for diversity reasons unfortunately

Veal schnittys for dins

>>149133616
>just crashed on take-off from Ahmedsthenbed
ALLAH AKBAR

>>149133635
solid feed m8

>>149133635
get back in the afl you monster

le single broccoli man

>>149133635
jesus that mashed is yellow, chuck a full stick of butter in there la?

>>149133616
that just saved the british taxpayer a bunch

>>149133513
Chipotle Pork & Beans, still got 1.5 hours in the oven to go :(

>>149133635
looks grim

What's everyone drinking? Me? Magners original cider.

>>149133647
say it with me "and nothing..."

>>149133513
It's only 10:20 m8

>>149133624
lucky root had a good last few years because his avg was under 50 for a bit there

>>149133646
that's what i was thinking has a processed cheese kinda look

>>149133646
Pumpkin in there
>>149133655
Post your dinner then mate

>>149133662
whats for brunch fella?

>>149133658
trying the coopers extra stout
not bad in this weather

>>149133654
clean your kitchen you grot

>>149133623
more than prozzies he's killed

>>149133646
it's scrambled eggs lad

>>149133658
Norco milk with AminoZ banana and choc protein powder and a teaspoon of coles psylium husk powder.

>>149133679
kek

Watching footy
Hearing criccy

>>149133669
No brunch, porridge for breakfast and fuck knows what for lunch.

>>149133671
I thought about buying a carton of the long neck's the other day but wasn't in stock at Jimmy Bring's

>>149133667
your mother is not here yet

dear oh dear some vile pozzie '''meals''' being posted here
surely one of you can save your country's reputation with something decent looking

>>149133687
league doesn't start till 7:50 la

You may not believe me but I invented the chicken vegetarian supreme pizza in the late 90s by requesting the chicken be added to the vegetarian supreme almost every single week for a couple years

Who's the Roy Keane of cricket punditry?

I have switched from coopers greens to coopers orange

Australians unironically think their rebranded penguin bar is gourmet chocolate

big matty hayden yee haw!

never realised how btfo pizza hut is, 6 stores in town vs 40 odd for dominoes

Anyone redlining footy and cricket?

>>149133699
LGM

it's mad because pizza hut actually mogs dominpoos so hard

SA all out by lunch

*summons sebLORD*

>>149133721
I’ve been to the all you can eat Pizza Hut in Ballarat twice this year

GOTTEM!!!!!!!!

>>149133681
rate urbanaut, had the dankenstein last week and was elite

his aus vpn proxy is here again lads

if anyone can turn certain victory into defeat here, it's pat cummins

>>149133738
x

>>149133738
micky spent is dsp on a vpn he's the irish flag

Bedingham more like getting out before drinks in ham

GONE
FUCK OFF

LETS FUCKING GO

>>149133748
I can work with that iykwim haha

>>149133699
delete this before zachy sees

England India series better be good or else

Is this potentially the final day of the test?

>>149133748
dsp is an e-begger

brapuma

Starcs such a chad. Bet Alyssa knows she's batting above

>>149133766
No, because I reckon Aus will make like 300/5 and then declare and then bowl the saffas out

pietersen's voice hurts my ears

Sky need better commentary

>>149133780
i bet she pegs him

>>149133766
the coward cummins will not declare with less than a 750 run lead

>>149133784
KP is in the rare position of knowing who to support

HazelGODwood

Ian Smuth ranks high on commentary 'no

Mrs said she thinks she lost some weight I said I'm sorry I have to be honest but you haven't. Now she's having a sulk

>>149133690
warming up to them very quickly, good stuff

>>149133797
He's fine. KP is awful, the other Saffa is boring

>>149133797
smuth and kerry together are top tier

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

>London-bound passenger plane carrying 244 people crashes after take-off in India

>Air India says: "Flight AI171, operating Ahmedabad-London Gatwick, was involved in an incident today"

>There were 232 passengers and 12 crew members on board, the chief of India's directorate of civil aviation tells AP

Cummins can't declare while SA are battling lad

What are your thoughts on the following topics:
>tradies
>nurses
>ambo's
>camping in summer
>summer

It is literally impossible to focus on the cricket when you’re watching the footy at the same time

>>149133781
not this
>>149133789
this. it's more likely that cummins once again fails to show any ability to think as a captain and either doesn't declare or declares way too late. it'll get to the final session of day 5 saffas still with 6 wickets in hand. some lyon heroics will bail aus out and claim a famous victory. all over the world people with no brains will talk about what an amazing captain the WTC winning cummins is.

sad that nothing will ever top warney, vaughn and isa in comms

>>149133798
You're supposed to say let me check and squeeze her bum and boobs

>>149133797
Yeah Smith is the commentator. He's him.
Unbelievable at calling winning moments and historic moments.

One wicket is a tragedy; four is a statistic

>>149133815
Based
Sexy
Heroes
Based
Based

GONEposting is SO SO SO funny guys
actually laughing so hard when I see it like laughing my ass (arse off) as in 'lmao'
just hilarious when you think of all the ausflags who are behind because they couldn't get the officially coverage on amazon and imagine them getting tricked by the EPIC GONEposting hahahahahahahahahahaha (it's really really funny)

>>149133825
based smacky 201 smuth appreciator

shot

>>149133829
BOZO

>>149133818
I'm not watching the footy, if I don't hear the score I might watch it later tonight but it's not exactly a big game anyway

GONE FUCK OFF

>>149133815
Too many cowboys atm

>>149133831
t. fell for a gone gottem

>>149133837
what look is he going for here?

Saffa bros... we are so back, its been like three overs and haven't lost a wicket

>>149133815
unfortunately necessary for society to function
hot
no opinion
great
hot

You guys pick your nose right?

Well I just played about 45 Minutes of Hogwarts Legacy Switch 1 version arrived at hogwarts and got access to the $15 Switch 2 upgrade.

I have no idea why I never played the game on PC I loved the books and movies (way back when) and the start of the game (even though it looks pretty rough on 120 inch projector) was pretty fun. The idea of adventure and mystery and secrets is right up my alley my alley is normally sci fi not fantasy but it looks pretty good so far.

I went to EB Games and they didn't have any copies so I went and picked it up for $49 ($30 Off!) from Big W. I hope Big W will accept my return tomorrow, because "I bought the game to surprise my wife but she had already purchased it online"

This game should definitely burn a few hours until Donkey Kong arrives anyway!
v

>>149133856
not gonna pick itself is it

>>149133831
>t. zachy

>this exaggerated applause
England really is African huh

>>149133856
every day

>>149133856
of course, wouldnt fit my finger perfectly if it didn't want to be picked

You guys own a car right?

>>149133581
I just finished a half-boneless chicken from aldi. added a few potatoes and an onion. kept the other half for tomorrow.

I'd give Smith an over if I was Patsy.

Bavuma kindof has a nice arse

I'd bowl a maiden over iykwim

pitch looks a little dead lads

bavuma playing like a bit of a brainlet today. was doing so well yesterday

>>149133874
I don't see the point in owning a car in London.

>>149133874
yeah mate
*waits at bus stop*

>>149133874
I've owned 5 cars but currently I do not own a car but it's not an issue of wealth, I can very easily afford a nice car but my situation doesn't make owning a car as easy as one would like and so I have decided not to own for the meantime thoughbeit.

>>149133596
not him, but pizza hut is miles better than dominos now. back when they were doing $5 takeaway pizzas dominos was better, but now that they've killed off all the competition and put the prices back up, Hut has reverted all the povo ingredient changes while dominoes keeps using shit ingredientsp and shrinkflating the pizzas. It's not worth the slightly lower cost to get dominoes now.

>>149133874
Nah I know where the keys are tho u wanna go maccas?

>>149133875
Which bones did they leave in?

remember that time SA fielded a complete meme test team with a captain on test debut who just came out of their domestic comp where he averaged like 35? lel

Sen commentator just misspoke and called ‘mick hunt’ ‘Mike hunt’ then got really awkward and froze kek

>>149133797
He’s dogshit annoying whinging kiwi fatty

on the rum and starting to feel a bit aggro aye might go out

>>149133924
maybe I'll put the footy on the other telly for Royce Cunt

>>149133894
Soaking up some bazzball tips and tricks from Broad it seems

mick cunt making live TV?

>>149133909
It was a lazy boneless. They boned out the thigh & breast but cut off the wings & drumsticks.

>>149133919
and five minutes later they're in the WTC Final, proving the wtc is a complete meme

What's your coffee order?

*be's listening to Surf's Up (the actual best Beach Boys album) in tribute to Brian Wilson*

>>149133905
im always afraid the pizzajeets either fuck with the food or at very least yjk they aren't washing their hands, i just stick to my local white grill worker dominated kfc.

>>149133955
fuck off spacky, you're not welcome here

>>149133951
Long black

>>149133904
cope
>>149133905
acknowledged
>>149133907
based mumza's honda civic appreciator
>>149133898
*stabs you with a screw driver*
>>149133896
i don't see the point of london anymore
>>149133875
based coles appreciator

>>149133951
with milk

>countysperg STILL seething at the welsh dragon
let it go mate, just because you were lightly bullied at the last meet doesn't mean you need to cry about it for the rest of your sad little life

>>149133929
what rum me i'm drinking mount gay

why is bavuma black?

>>149133981
Bundy OP

>>149133982
proof?

time for a few bouncers me thinks

>>149133905
this is a much better sypnosis than mine, totally agree

>>149133981
I remember hearing about that rum on a podcast in 2011

I'm an alcoholic

Saffas being gently lulled into a false sense of security here

>>149133968
based nz second hand vehicle importer

>>149134002
most of us here are

the truthnuke is pizza hut was always better than dominpoos. dominpoos had a few years of good marketing but the sheeple are waking up now

>>149133976
>still holding onto his delusions
you are without doubt the saddest cunt on this website, you think anyone believes your lies?

You aren't interested in cricket so fuck off you narcissistic freak, go back to creepying everybody out at the plastic wall molesting centre.

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE BAVILLION

GOOOONE FUCK OFF

>>149133905
it's fucked how dominos makes all their deals for "value" pizzas now and you have to pay $3 each extra for traditional
fucking microtransactions

>Aussie cricket legend Matthew Hayden was a talking point at Lord's during the World Test Championship - and it had nothing to do with his commentary.
>Hayden, 53, rocked his trademark Stetson hat when Pat Cummins' men took on South Africa on day one of the World Test Championship final on Wednesday.
>The decorated batsman - who is yet to comment publicly about the piece of attire he proudly dons on his head - was ridiculed on social media in images showing him alongside Proteas great Hashim Amla and former English star Kevin Pietersen.
>'What is Haydos wearing,' asked one fan on Instagram. 'Is Haydos from Texas,' joked another.
>The popular Facebook page Cricket Related Simpson Quotes also poked fun at Hayden, suggesting he was sporting a hidden camera under the novelty-sized hat.

HOFF
O
F
F

>>149134030
See>>149133831

GONE GOTTEM

GONE GOTTEM BUVUMA MOVE YOUR BUM

>>149134030
Based

GONE
GOTTERN
GOT HIM

all out <150 incoming

Love that commentator's curse.
>Things are going much better for the South Africans
>next ball is a plumb lb.
fucking kek

>>149134049
based delayed pirate stream watcher

damn it

yes pozzies HOWEVER

RIGGED

>>149134046
>’Is Haydos from Texas,' joked another.
Instagram comedians, folks

Literally space between the bat and ball... sound could have come from anywhere.

you can literally see the stump between the bat & ball
that is fucked.
There is no way he knew he hit that and it wasn't a howler.

crisp post-production editor

>>149134072
Texas, that's in Queensland

hotspot would never

(((neutral venue))) by the way

>it's another pozzies complain about being umpballed episode
KEK unlucky lads

The only reason he reviewed that is because it's 4 down and they have three reviews left.

>>149134076
If he knew he hit it he would have immediately reviewed too, not mull it over with Bedingham for 10 seconds

based sa20 bucket hat spotted

>>149134098
Is Haydos from Texas haha

>>149134046
ebin

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ban snicko wtf happened to hotsport

bav looks ripe for the picking

Is there a reason why they don't use hotspot AND snicko?

we would have easily heemed both these peems. shit final

>>149134134
reckon afghanistan would take you in a 5 test series aye

>>149134120
Indians put transparent silicon tape on their bats to fuck with the heat registry of the nicks. Cost a fuckload too so it was untenable given it could easily circumvented without heavy policing of equipment.

Common Hazlewood let's go mate

>carey can't catch again
>>149134131
Indians don't like hotspot because it costs $100k to use for a 5 match series and the Indians are the Jews of Asia.

>>149134134
Yeah you would have which is why you're in the final

>>149134142
vaseline also works

you lads bought ashes tickets yet?

Nah would rather watch on telly

same

holy fuck english ads are GRIM

>>149134149
Vaseline doesn't work unless you use so much that it would be visible on the bat. The silicone spray is all you need and it would never be detectable without taking the bat for scientific testing.
A bunch of jeets at MIT did all the work on this 15 years ago.

>>149134142
another problem that could be solved by banning indians

>Britcunt sitting in the corner watching us AusGods go at it, on his home ground

Cucked lol

I'm watching the footy and using this thread as a live update for cric keep the commentary coming

>>149134168
One of many.

nobody's seething
the game is just boring. neither team willing to baz it around, just want to play safe 3rpo shite like it's 1987

Boland would have 5 by now

>>149133616
Based. Now finish the rest of them off

Why don't >we run 4 seamers. Our batsmen can't bat anyway.

Got em on a sting lads kek

stabilized now. sixes are on the way soon

>>149134209
How many guns do you have?

>>149134201
Webster will trundle a few down mate

Wicket looms

Shot

“I can’t wait for Webster to bowl”, says Misaka Misaka, unable to contain her excitement.

Sic Em Cummo

Why are there no jewish cricketers

Hazelwood looks like he needs a walker

thread not moving as quick as yesterday
are any games longer than 1 day, dare I say, too much?

I fingered a maiden once

>>149134217
two, one on the left and right.

I'm going to play dune awakening and there had better be a wicket when I'm back

will we ever take another wicket?

Australians gone into hiding now that they're losing

very strange they put a bunch of faggot poms in commentary just so Indians can ask them about their careers

>>149134301
the afl and nrl are on. anons will return in an hour or so

>>149134301
so true

does stuart broad know he talks like that?

>>149134311
if you're watching nrl don't come back

whoms't is the indian in the comms box? don't recognise him

Stuart Broad is based

stuart 'stop moving the robot' broad

Never been a greater advert for Bazball than this droll

GONE (into the stands)

lots of work calls down under atm

want to be a good battersperson¿ be short
simple as

Maybe that bloke in the crowd could keep wicket for us.

TND

not looking good ausbros
might be a good idea to finish up dinner and call an early night

Carn South Africa
I want upsetkino like when West Indies beat Australia

>>149134362
>random nrl screenshot
What are the chances that player has been convicted or charged with rape?

Australia are in the drivers seat here (not on the ropes)

>>149134380
If he’s a Pacific Islander it’s 100%.

Why does Australia look weaker when we play le eyetest man over HIS LAND?

>>149134258
no real power or influence in it

>>149134382
yeah they're driving back home without a trophy haha

qt's spotted

>sharks vs dragons on a thursday night
who comes up with this shit?

is cummins goona bowl sa into form here?

I'm too sad to watch the cricket

how is bazball stilll a word thats being floated around so much? seeing it in most of the articles about this game. it's been a complete failure lmao

I know this might be crazy but maybe give a spinner an over or two? Do we have a spinner in the team? If so is cummins aware of this?

I'm just so sad all the time

>>149134415
Why are you so sad?

>>149134415
Fuck off aflsperg

completely fine with there not being rapid wickets like yesterday
going to ruin my weekend plans if this ends in three days

>>149134425
talking to bots, ngmi

>>149134421
based skipper

what should I get for lunch (from outside)?

Mucho gusto me llamo Bradley
I'm hornier than Ron Jeremy
And if you wanna get popped in your knee
Just wipe that look off your bati face
You hate me 'cause I got what you need
A pretty little daughter that we call Mexi, and
If you wanna get beat physically
It will be over in a minute if ya
So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip
And it went, uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound, it went uhh
And the girl caress me down, uhh
And that's that lovin' sound
When I kiss Mexi she makes me feel horny

bout fargin time Gary

>>149134437
ploughman's plate and a pint of ale

>>149134428
Same lad. Want it to go all the way. Test KINO going to the last day is always the best. I still remember that 2014(?) away series against SA. There was a test match that went down to the wire. Probably the best series I've seen.

>>149134437
Grilled bara.

>>149134437
steak sanga

>>149134437
rotisserie chicken and coleslaw

>>149134444
irrefutable quads of knowing

over 100, and saffas have won the story
just the way it is
simple as x

>>149134437
Mixed grill and couple of schooners

>australian food
404

>>149134425
there’s no light at the end of the tunnel for me. i’ve wasted my life and i cry myself to sleep every night. i’m so sad all the time. i’ll kill myself

>cheeky excuse to zoom in on teenage girl thigh
did they bring a cameraman back from the 80's for that?

If you didn't grow up watching Warney and McGill and think Lyon is an actual spinner I feel sorry for you, you missed out on life.. he is garbage and wouldn't have made Sheffield Shield in 2003 he's not fit to clean up Warney's ciggie butts.

>>149134470
based lad keeping the scorers honest

>australian snow
>australian music
>australian comedy
>australian culture
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>>149134473
MacGill at the SCG was always so fucking good to watch.

>>149134473
brvtal trvthie
there's never been one memorable Nathan Lyon spell. he's a stats legend but doesn't pass the eye test, similar to Kallis. won't be remembered 2 years after retirement

>>149134486
didn't he take 8 for once?

Why did they pick Michael Beer?

i’ve gambled away every dollar i’ve ever earned, i’ve burnt every bridge with anyone who ever tried to help me, i’ve hurt everyone who ever tried to love me

Give me a list of current players that pass the eye-test as an all-timer.

>>149134479
Were sort of a Britain down under if Britain wasn’t poor, cold and cramped.

>doesn't pass the eye test
well yeah he's wearing glasses rn

>>149134507
cummins

>>149134486
Lyon will fade into irrelevancy but everyone remembers kallis

>britcunt
>sadcunt
>drunkcunt

>>149134507
Green
Starc
Will Young
Ravindra
Mark Wood
Rabada
KL Rahul

GOTTEM GONE

GET THE FUCK OFF MY PITCH

GONE GOTTEM

G O N E

GOT HIM YES HE'S GONE

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU PATHETIC MANLET CUNT YOURE FUCKING OUT

south african moral victory on the cards

no need for Labusaffer to take that desu

BOUNCE THAT BIG CHOCOLATE BOOTY BACK TO THE SHEDS, BOY!

those cunts at lebara fucking bought a sim off them 2 weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived.

Zachy hairline status update lads? haven't browsed /cric/ much in quite a few years

>>149134543
Why did this post give me a chub

>>149134525
>Ravindra passing the eye test

>>149134555
What was he thinking in this moment?

>>149134551
So bad that he's too scared to post it

>>149134556
he had the ball on his mind!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149134556
“Good golly, that’s one spicy curry”

South Africa have officially lost the match

Is Marnus the best fielder in the world?

>>149134556
keep your eye on the ball

>>149134551
zachy? hair?

verreynne is gonna step up. easy come back

mad how cummins completely silenced all the ausflag haters who used to call him captain woke etc now that he's made the team elite. what a chad lol

stuart broad is just so handsome lads

>>149134543
>>149134538
>>149134536
>>149134535
>>149134534
>>149134533
>>149134531>>149134543
>>149134543
>>149134543

Sebbo with another utterly dire contribution to the thread

>>149134581
someone got your nose fella?

tabla x

I'll kill myself

>sebshit so dumb he thinks that's pro-bindian
lmao

sadcunt 'mick is dire

>>149134576
this is the original image. i made this
pat cummins is my king

>>149134611
average indian intelligence tbf

Britain is such a grire, dreary, glum, joyless place that sebbos unwavering positivity is like a poison to bongposters

Proxy off Sebbo

still cookin' I see
>>149128819
>>149128747
>>149128411
>>149128327
>>149128239

SA mentally cooked. been playing too negatively. it's a final and they've got scared and frozen (many such cases)

>>149134625
***MWWWWWAAAAHHHGVVBHHHH*

>>149134648
You may not like it but this is high IQ cricket, too high for you and pee20 customers

>>149134648
Australia still have three and a half days to choke this match lad

>>149134639
medvedev fella x

Someone hit a six or something

give marno a bowl

List of nonces itt

>>149134666
aus don't bottle big games unfortunately (but it's based when they don't against shitdia in their own stadium)

How many cuntries on planet earth could successfully invade Australia you reckon

Verreyene looks like Diddy kong

>>149134648
They have mentally stayed in it their ability isnt good outside of the 1 bowler and 1 batter

>>149134670
hypnotic

>>149134682
We've* already done it m8

>>149134673
How do you have my name
Don't answer anybody asking you to confirm you name mate service is on the way

>>149134682
USA could.
Chinks, Indians & Muzzies have already done it.

>>149134682
it's just four maybe five cities and the rest starves to death

Roll these spastics

>>149134696
>yes the cities are where the food is produced
bong education everyone

this merv's contractually obligated 30 minutes with the hoi polloi who spent half their superannuation to follow him to a cricket match

>>149134696
dis nigga thinks the food is grown in the cities

lads what mod can I use to hypothetically view the game for free in Minecraft?

>>149134682
do emus have a country?

hoi polloi sounds like it'd be a Jewish word, but apparently it's greek

>>149134712
*pisses on you*

>>149134712
you don't need to pussyfoot around the question mate, you won't get jannied
cricstream would be the mod youre looking for, but you can get a free trial of Amazon Prime and watch it in better quality without delay

>>149134695
the only correct answer

>>149134670
Robbed of gold

don't understand how there's so many greek immigrants in Aus
such a weird combo. like why did so many of them go there lmao

can these cunts fucking move forward. that's the fourth or fifth time a ball has dropped in front of the slips.

>>149134734
they heard "land of convicts" and thought it was home

>>149134673
How the fuck did i get on this list

>>149134734
Lots of problems in Greece in the post war era
>civil war against communists
>military dictatorship
>several coups

>>149134682
*looks out the window of my Melbourne apartment*
India

Nuclear war wouldn't be good, but it wouldn't be as bad as people say. They were already firebombing cities with conventional bombs before the big bombs were made

Saffer flags gone real quiet since LabuSHANE took that catch

>>149134682
We have annexed large parts of Queensland

>>149134728
thanks you legend
>>149134734
Italians built Australia
Greeks swept the concrete

I'll kill myself

>>149134750
what catch?

another local farm raid

>SA kitchen
mutt chicken, jeet steak, SEA curry, whatever the fuck peri peri is, obvious brown

>>149134728
https://watch.cricstream.me/icc-world-test-championship-final-2025-south-africa-vs-australia-live/test-odi/stream-1

>>149134734
There was a period after WWII but before the 70s where they opened the immigration to non Brits/Irish, but still limited non-whites. Greeks were as close to being non-white as was allowed in, at least in big numbers
yeah yeah, so midwit's gonna bring up they had chinese here since the goldrush and sri lankans and shit due to the Empire, but we're talking numbers

53 "Britons" apparently on that plane that crashed. But how many were actually British as opposed to "British Asian"

>>149134757
>Italians built Australia
Australia had already started its decline when they arrived.

>>149134766
these prices are in pounds right? everything is around $30 for some slop in a box

>Irish and Japanese Aus posters
wow any chance of you lads sticking to the fuck of we're full gimmick yourselves? bad enough I have to hear that shite accent every time I'm in Balham

>>149134766
Peri peri is Portuguese. have some nandos lad its pretty okay

Zealandia will rise from the sea.

I'm just so sad all the time

>>149134780
none

>>149134734
the weird one is the maltese, island has a population of half a million because the other half decided to piss off here in the 50s

lads it's about to rain loads
SA might get a draw

>>149134800
>I just have to keep praying and then some day I will be the tallest man in the world

>>149134780
actual britons would be flying British Airways or a BA codeshare which doesn't include Air Bindia afaik.

>>149134794
[slow heavy metal music playing]

>>149134766
>SA kitchen
>look inside
>it's indian fusion, american and mexican cooking

>>149134800
this is art

Why do the commentators hate Beau Webster? I understand Hayden hating him, since mainlanders always have a problem with us. But what about the rest?

>>149134787
>wow any chance of you lads sticking to the fuck of we're full gimmick yourselves? bad enough I have to hear that shite accent every time I'm in Balham

>>149134782
Australia pre-Italians
>Fenians everywhere
>Boiled beef for dinner
>No industry
>Still call England "home"
Australia post-Italians
>Fenians BTFOD by Roman BVLLS
>Pasta, coffee, pizza, deli meats, focaccia, chocolate
>Booming industry, the golden age of Australian innovation
>Australia is home

>>149134806
Maltese might just be the worst of the wogs, at the very least there's pretty Italian and Greek women, every single Maltese woman I have seen was legitimately ugly to below average.

>>149134789
i said brown, let me guess, cumin and chili based?

>>149134787
Japan is rightful Australian clay

>>149134789
they just opened their first drive through store somewhere in melbourne

>>149134779
>>149134734
Continental Europeans, in particular southern Europeans were allowed in to Australia en masse as a way of breaking down the white Australia policy before they started full blown non white immigration in the 79s.

>>149134833
God I hate “foodies” and their obsession with American bean juice over good old tea.

>england not even playing
>still seething itt

>>149134833
truly Australia was better before the wop menace came.

You boys gon' to the big debate?

>>149134848
>Continental Europeans aren't white
>The Irish were
Okay Mick O'Rourke

>>149134859
surely its too late for abortion as a solution for australians

>>149134855
Also
>slide into the turf of the home of Cricket and kick up chunks of it
CLEAN IT UP JANNY

>>149134833
Our industry started declining at the same time dagos we’re allowed in, Italian food is overrated and deep down we all know Australian civic nationalism is a joke compared to blood ties.

I don’t blame Italians though, or any wogs, once we aligned with America our ruling class was set on a path of destruction.

>>149134859
Australia truly is the 51st state

>>149134833
da fuqs a fenian, shit nigger I can't memorise every /pol/ buzzword you shitheads trawl out of a thesaurus

are italians wogs or is thats just greeks

>>149134859
MAN VS MAN
FOETUS VS BABY

>>149134886
Anyone brown that isn't African/Aboriginal is a wog.

>>149134885
>t. fenian

>>149134886
Anyone who isn’t from Britain but isn’t a full blown non white.

>>149134886
Wog is anyone from southern Europe.

>>149134732
If you change the meaning of the word invade

>>149134886
Mainly Mediterranean people but can extend to Eastern Europe

>>149134886
>>149134886
blacks are wogs as well. Comes from 'golliwog'.

Italians are wops.

Less than 100 to go. Hope is alive

HANDLED THE BALL

OH NO NO NO

>>149134885
Fenians were Irish nationalists involved in separatist rebellions to overthrow British rule. They don't reach it but the Eureka Stockade was actually a majority-Irish fenian rebellion against the British, the password for the miners was 'Vinegar hill', a famous Fenian rebellion in Ireland

For all of the 1800s until the end of the WAP the Irish were considered disgusting non-white filth by the British

Fun fact, the reason why so many mixed Aboriginals have Irish or Polish blood is because they were discriminated against so badly by the British that they were considered non-whites on par with Aboriginals and so they naturally had a kinship

OBSTRUCTION!

HANDLING THE BALL??

>cheating south africans
what a shocker

FFS that was about to fall out of his pads!

South Africans are the dirtiest fucking cheaters

That was out.

>cheating, Australia :(
>cheating, South Africa :)

>>149134914
no, bogtrotter.

if this was supersport we'd never have seen that clip at all

>>149134938
The Eureka rebellion was not majority Irish you fenian

Isn't it a cool coincidence that several specialist batsmen collaborated to use sandpaper on the ball and literally none of the bowlers knew anything about it?

I need Matthew Hayden's take on this

>ball never stopped
>batter was still moving his legs about
>just as it's about to fall into the gloves of the keeper he grabs it
Since when are you allowed to grab the ball with your hands in the first place?

Why don’t all batsmen just catch the ball with their groin?

>>149134896
super olive grove mario
he was tough but his son is a gay metrosexual

>>149134976
pretty sure cumGOD waved it off

Not in the mood right this minute to set any of you cunts straight about immigration and the whiteness or lack thereof in reference to the Irish or whether Australia became de facto part of the nascent US Empire post WWII. You're all literally wankers

>>149134938
*they don't teach it

Fun fact it's also why the Labor party has a strong Irish-catholic
>>149134972
lmao yes it was,

>At one point up to 1,500 of 17,280 men in Ballarat were garrisoning the stockade, with as few as 120 taking part in the battle. Lalor's choice of password for the night of 2 December—"Vinegar Hill"—caused support for the rebellion to fall away among those who were otherwise disposed to resist the military, as word spread that the question of Irish home rule had become involved. One survivor of the battle stated that "the collapse of the rising at Ballarat may be regarded as mainly attributable to the password given by Lalor on the night before the assault". Asked by one of his subordinates for the "night pass", he gave "Vinegar Hill", the site of a battle during the 1798 Irish rebellion. The 1804 Castle Hill uprising, also known as the second battle of Vinegar Hill, was the site of a convict rebellion in the colony of New South Wales, involving mainly Irish transportees, some of whom were at Vinegar Hill.

when comes to calling out cheating, australia is the manchild who cried wolf

>Saffers openly cheating despite constantly trying to claim the sportsmanship high ground
I'm shocked, SHOCKED
well, not that shocked

>>149134989
luckily no one asked for your opinion

>>149134903
Isn't wog supposed to be a slur, how did they allow a series named superwog to air on tv?

>>149134989
Only collaborators were left in Ireland after the Norman purges.

>>149134990
>doesn't say that is was majority irish
>this means they were majority irish
you really are of irish descent

>>149135021
>It is certain that Irish-born people were strongly represented at the Eureka Stockade.[118] Most of the rebels inside the stockade at the time of the battle were Irish, and the area where the defensive position was established was overwhelmingly populated by Irish miners.[note 3] Blainey has advanced the view that the white cross of the Eureka Flag is "really an Irish cross rather than being [a] configuration of the Southern Cross"

I went to school with heaps of wogs that based their personality off the superwog guys and jonah from tonga

reminder that if sandpapergate happened to any other country, it would be swept under the rug by that country's media and cricket board, and any perpetrators would be quietly and weakly sanctioned behind closed doors so as to minimize the impacts on the team, such as the case with KG "Bags" Rabada.

don't use wog as an insult

>>149135009
Italians Greeks took the word back in the 90's (see, Acropolis Now etc) and then the muzzies appropriated it from them. If you want to get technical those two are 1/4th Greek and 3/4th Egyptian, so vaguely count as wogs even if arabs hadn't shoehorned themselves into it.

>>149135009
they're wogs and it's also contextual
eg to your wog mate-haha you wog cunt
to groups of wogs you see while driving around - fuckin wog cunts

>>149135033
yes mate it's not like the waugh-warne betting scandal was ever hushed up

>>149135042
Fat Pizza as well. Did great things for Leb/wog relations.

>>149135042
Not all Arabs are wogs. It's an eastern med thing, some Turks and all Lebs are wogs but Portuguese wouldn't be and neither would Gulf Arabs or Hijazis. Palestinians could be wogs it depends if they self identify. Egyptians can do what they like but nobody sane would consider a Libyan or an Iraqi to be a wog

>>149135033
serial cheating pozzies never pass up an opportunity to excuse their sliminess
>BUT MUH MINTS
not on thr same level and you know it

>britcunt
>sadcunt
>drunkcunt
>basedcunt (me)
>wogcunt

>>149135033
It did happen with England and South Africa they just have actual street smarts and just say oh no yeah it'll never happen again ay and take the 1 match ban rather than have a public speeg out then actually punish players in a way people remember

Anyone have a webm of South Africa cheating?

>>149135027
>Most of the rebels inside the stockade at the time of the battle were Irish
Jesus Christ, stop cherry fucking picking to support your wrong assertion.
the next sentence after your previous copy-paste from wikipedia (LMAO) after it mentions the "vinegar hill" password was this
>William Craig recalled that "Many at Ballaarat, who were disposed before that to resist the military, now quietly withdrew from the movement".[119]
by the time of the actual battle most previously involved in the rebellion had left the stockade.

Get a better source than wikipedia ffs

>>149135076
Remember when the English rugby players were cutting themselves like it's the ECW to utilise the blood bin for free replacements? Huh

jeetfuel can't melt steel beams

>>149135033
>reminder that if sandpapergate happened to any other country, it would be swept under the rug by that country's media and cricket board
You mean like the Australias tried to, but only failed because the cat was out the bag?

Remember "John the Bookie"?

>>149135091
I've got no dog in this fight, but don't blaspheme against the name of our Lord. Thanks

>>149135091
You couldn't be more clueless could you.

>i was just pretending to be retarded

>>149135042
I'm an IT monkey and let me tell you grouping in arabs and southern europeans is correct. Whenever you see one of their last names they act the same, really confident, confrontational and retarded
But both are the same king of society where nothing of value is created its just a race on who can scam each other more

I reckon the sandpaper saga was based win at all costs you know.
Also sent Steve Smith on his epic redemption arc and Warner as well

graham wearing a fucking white apple watch guy with a suit and tie

>>149135104
Remember when Hansie Cronje's plane crashed?

>>149135095
never watched rugger tbf

>>149135091
>>William Craig recalled that "Many at Ballaarat, who were disposed before that to resist the military, now quietly withdrew from the movement".[119]
>by the time of the actual battle most previously involved in the rebellion had left the stockade.
Learn to read, the ones that left were Aussies, Brits and Americans who realized the hill was crawling with Irish fenians, and that it was about rebelling against the crown rather than miner's rights.

So you're wrong, and regardless, you cannot claim to support the WAP if you have Irish blood. Sorry

>>149135128
>>149135128
>>149135128

>>149135104
>Waugh later said that at the time, he did not see anything wrong with his actions, reasoning that the agreement was similar to a player speculating about their form and the playing conditions in a pre-match media interview.

>>149135009
Wogs appropriated it like black did with niggaand it’s nowhere near as insulting as it used to be.

>>149135107
>doesn't actually respond to it
>just copes and seethes for being BTFO
a bot tier reply

>>149135122
If you're going to start any time soon start with rugby league because union is very fucking bad now, you have to be either an ultimate casual just happy to sit in a crowd or else a player/former player student of the game type

>>149135141
Just admit you lost Seamus

>>149135071
People identify wogs on sight they don’t ask them their breakdown and your average Aussie would have no idea what a hijazi is etc.

Man who is swarthy but not fully brown = wog

Why isn't Hansie Cronje more celebrated in international cricket circles?

migrate lads

>>149135071
In europe that might be true. But in Australia it's specific to greek & italians, or at least it was until recently.

>>149135178
probably the match fixing.

just not cricket is it

>>149135245
>or at least it was until recently
Nope. It expanded to include others 30+ years ago.

>>149135264
that's recently when we're talking about a phrase from the 1950's or earlier

I thought Bavuma's shoes were rabbit ears............