thu: dogs v saints
fri: hawks v crows

Forhot to fap to her

HEAVE HO UNNA

remember max king?

Cats more like pussies yoi 911/faggot

>>149134232 (OP)
Australian women look like THAT ?

*sniffs*

>>149134268
PLEASE watch our sport

>>149134268
Bonjour mate, ca va?

I'm a huge poofter but i want a hot gf because im not a homo

buku is a good kick

Missus just dropped her dacks and started smashing her box.

bukake with buku

>>149134288
Why?

>>149134203
footy

>>149134253
cheating scum team

Pouring out some henny for all the failed micks over the years

>>149134275
ouais nan, mate
>>149134280
ca va poto et toi ?

>>149134288
you mean dilating

https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/563701/australian-tradie-dies-after-winning-22-million-lotto-in-nz-and-descending-into-drug-underworld
Yeah I'm sticking to slaving, shan't lose purpose in life

Snehotta

scoops bros...

>>149134307
je suis bien mate
That's the extent of french I remember from highschool

>>149134297
Not sure. Just screamed bucket(?) and went to town.

>>149134307
fuck up cunt

>>149134325
*je vais bien
thats a start
>>149134330
con

dommage

TABLA X

>>149134310
kek based

Can’t stand the bulldogs.

I'm too sad to watch the footy

can't stand minnow scum like aint kilda

>>149134355
'chabin x

>>149134381
he's dead now

>>149134381
Erm if I may

>>149134400

>>149134406
they made an appearance tonight?

>>149134398
From what?

That Roland garros final made me a lot less interested in this shit. Wimbledon can’t come soon enough

>>149134435
bashed by some wog
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-10-29/victoria-police-arrest-todd-menegaldo-cbd-alleged-assault-death/104532474

Fair bit of the old riggatoni in that first half. The better team is winning but the Saints weren't even allowed to play until the last ten minutes.

plane's gone down in india lads

>>149134447
I usually skip French Open but that final sounds like it was a cracker. Should have watched. Can't even remember what slop I watched instead.

@149134453
bet you love some italian man's riggatoni down back fatguts

>>149134457
How many dead?

>>149134475
Indians or real people?

>literally admits dogs are playing better and are the better team
>ITS LE RIGGED DOE
shut the fuck up scatguts you shit eating spastic fat larping mentally disabled subhuman

*checks powerball ticket*

>>149134483
rich coming from a seppo

>>149134475
242 on board according to reports
just saw pics of the bodies on twitter, they were absolutely charred and mangled
would have to say no survivors

>>149134370
Yeah they're plastic as fuck. St. Kilda isn't much better though.

>>149134447
you'll never see a final like that again
>>149134465
Alcaraz saved 3 straight championships, broke him, then went to a 5th set tie breaker and wonn

>>149134492

@149134495
plastics probably your favorite for artificial cox down back fatguts

>>149134465
Legit best final I’ve seen, and I saw Roger win his 20th slam in person. The level was elite all 5 & a half hours

>>149134488
nope fuck

the no.s were pretty close too

3,10,14,16 had 4,5,18,19

got two numbers and half my money back

>>149134504
>bump those numbers up
it also crashed into a hospital in a dense area. thinking at least 10 on the ground killed too

Air India said there were 169 Indian nationals, 53 British, seven Portuguese and one Canadian onboard

>>149134529
>53 British
ah-huh

imagine thinking your opinion means so much it needs to be attached to a trip when you are fat larping faggot pretending to have any human contact beyond your mother delivering your dinner to your manchild cave, in spite of the fact you spend all day on 4chan. here's the real reality check shiteater; you're a fucking deadshit worse than mickhead and everything you ever say is a joke. fuck off scatguts.

>>149134499
>you'll never see a final like that again
People said the same thing in 2008, 2012 and 2019 in recent history. This one sounds like it was a classic but it will likely be topped again soon.

>>149134547
actually can back you up there. indian journalists are absolutely unethical. they published the entire passenger list names and all. if there were british people on that flight, they were immigrants from india.
also, they had like two whole pages just for the surname "patel"

Fakeguts is a scourge upon these seas

Youse cunts are crisp as fuck

https://archive.md/5YDLE

what race do ya reckon this kid is

>>149134557

I hope that Indian who was posting here was one of them

>>149134588
If only you were so lucky. >>149134150

>>149134549
Imagine being so angry about how your life turned out, that instead of bettering yourself and taking advice of successful people, you decide to passive aggressively lash out at them. Time to turn off the computer, go to KFC, drink a hot cup of potato and gravy to calm your nerves, and shut the fuck up.

>>149134575
Looks like Nick Daicos. Can't blame the guy, NOT GUILTY.

>>149134599
Fuck, I could go for a BLT right now.

>>149134575
>Home invasion with three accomplices
African

GO SAINTS

@149134595
imagine taking cox down back fatguts

>>149134529
>one Canadian onboard
not enough

>>149134575
>“Hello boys,” he said, prompting the group to flee.
top kek

FISTS IT DOWN

>20k for a game between two Vic teams is pathetic. Both these clubs should be relegated to the VFL

>>149134632
>"Canadian"
>Indian flight
They were Indian. Canada has even more jeets than we do.

i need to win

how about you drink a cup of your turdwater and shut the fuck up turdbreath

>>>/v/712415482

God is dead. I killed him. Now I wander the world alone with neither man nor god.

>>149134657
Absolutely cringe, /v/ is a mistake

>>149134645
NOT ENOUGH

>>149134667
Absolutely cringe, /lgbt/ is a mistake

anyone watching the footy?

>>149134692
I'm not sure you can call it footy.

>>149134692
Huh?

>>149134680
>NOT ENOUGH
t. Australian politician

>>149134668

I haven't watched footy since the late 90s

>>149134686
You want cringe? Look at the number of people here discussing the genetics of the dead passengers.

>>149134692
Yeah but it's just on in the background. Not particularly exciting.

>>149134713
I agree

Dead poo-sengers, more like.

Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thy will be done
on earth, as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us,
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil.
Amen.

Dr Reality Cuck is such a pathetic and unknowledgeable faggot.

>>149134692
I was but I'm turning it off now

>>149134735
Amen

>>149134735
For His is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.

>>149134738
*be’s it*

>>149134735
Amen.

Fucking sick of these adf ads

>>149134773
Ads?

>>149134738
FUCKING
THIS
H
I
S

>>149134735

Footscray leading the saints by 51 points in the 3rd quarter.

what a brilliant thursday night game. so thrilling. so glad the afl decided to make this a prime time fta game.

reply to this post with what image you think rc looks like

l'm just so sad all the time

>>149134798
what's the alternative, dipshit? north vs fred? port vs melbourne?

>>149134802
>The way it nudges a full-size cow out of the way like it's nothing
What a behemoth.

watching Sam Darcy play, I can understand why JUH has been acting up. dude must already feel obsolete before his career even really started

>>149134797
poopity scoops will NOT be happy

>>149134814
bane vs gas, the game you didn't mention

Was Ross Lyon a mistake?

Darcy’s hands are elite

>>149134775
Shan’t be paying for Gayo

>>149134822
Who the fuck wants to watch 2 worthless interstate teams

turning this slop off and going to cry myself to sleep. Night lads

yeah it's sooooo much better to watch 2 dogshit vic minnows rape each other in one of the worst games of the year

Saints have definitely lifted this year & are good to watch

will st kilda ever remain relevant? such a doomed club

I told that plebocrat his multi was a bad idea. Has Macrae even touched it in this quarter?

>>149134865
They were decent in 2010-2011.

>>149134868
Have you enjoyed the footy tonight rc?

>>149134878
not what i asked

Easiest multi in recent times

>umpire dived to give the dogs a free kick
What a joke

>>149134260
The NRL player?

This comp will die unless we cull 6 teams

>>149134902
>Bailey Dale to get 25 or More Disposals
>(25)
>Pending
How does that work? Seems like it's already won?

>>149134882
Not really. The ads have been good though.

Um, 100+ belting watch?

>>149134923
Does sofia watch with you?

>>149134918
They hold off forever before they will award in case they deem a possession not a possession. Even if the official stats say someone has had a handball and they deem it wasn't they can strip that possession and you have no recourse because it's in their bullshit terms and conditions.

>>149134845
who wants to watch two worthless vicscum shitters

>>149134865
nope
>hasbeen coach
>bad list
>no one wants to go there
>no fans
other clubs have some of these issues, saints have all of them

>>149134934
Yes, but we're both always multitasking.

>>149134868
He's had about six touches.

>>149134934
sofia is a larp just like scatguts entire 'mick

Never going to donate blood or organs in my life, vampires can get fucked

>>149134915
>saints
>north
>gws
>melbourne
>suns
who else

>>149134950
TDK wants to go there (for $1.8M/year).

>>149134967
yeah they're going to spend 2mil on one big player big whoops who cares, teams are made up of more than 1 player

>>149134967
Having to pay a ruckman almost $2 million a year just to finally attract a big name is grim. And they'll probably have their most promising young player walk out in the same trade period.

just glad we got to watch two victorian teams instead of a boring interstate side

>>149134964
Dogs or Hawks

ngl i cried during erin phillips speech

>>149134992
Nah, just need to seed a news story that Jason Horne-Frances called someone a black cunt and then he'll be forced to stay at St. Kilda.

>>149135018
Well there was the Finlayson incident but apparently homophobia is okay according to NWM

>>149135018
He's already called Tex to tell him that wasn't true. Caro reported completely false info.

teams that should be folded:
collingwood
essendon
carlton
hawthorn
st kilda
north

>>149134957
Bullshit. That would have to be the quietest 6 I've ever seen.

>>149135015
who?
>>149135036
so true

>>149135018
jhf has the pass

>>149135015
Yeah I almost got a bit teary too. She's been amazing for the game.

afl used the same script from easter sunday
boring

>>149135036
You have 3 of the big 4 in there. Agree with North, Saints and Hawks plastic shit though.

>>149134575
a fresh body lets inspect

>>149135073
why does he look like nick daicos though

finna wank my willy

now that the dust has settled, it seems failing to win a flag in 09-11 broke more than just my spirit, it broke this cursed club's spirit too. st kilda is where dreams go to die and careers squandered

feels like i'm on my KNNEEEEEES agaaainnn

thursday footy always tricks me into thinking its friday then i remember i have toil tomorrow

the worst thing about the dogs winning is no seethe spergout from the fat cunt and the other guy

>>149134934
of course

https://youtu.be/tWuCY9kYIgI
bopper

>>149135048
Whether you saw them or not doesn't matter. They happened. He's on 19 so unlikely to hit the 30 for that multi but that bet wasn't even put on so not like it matters.

149135072
shut up turdbreath

That wasn't mayo, getting hit in the chest like that hurts

>>149135123
oh boy mrs frizzle, that's one hot curry!

>YUH IDD YUH SHIDD Dx Dx
This is why you plebocrats will never ascend, never improve. You're all to busy living in your boxes and not looking beyond your insular little holes you call lives.

>>149135173

>>149135173
heh

>>149135173
CARLOOOOOOOS

Essendon have been the most awful team over the last 20 years though

>TRIB ON FADDGUDDS XD

>>149135173

>>149135123
bring a carving knife this one's ready

Thats jerk tandoor

>>149135123
I'm used to my arsehole burning after a vindaloo, but that's a bit much.

>>149135123
Is he ok?

>>149135158
I believe you, but he's a fucking ghost. No impact at all. And yes it does matter because I told the anon it was bad and he should start listening to me if he doesn't want to be poor.

>>149135217
>Order lamb vindaloo
>It's clearly beef
What the fuck? I thought these people didn't eat cows?

That's a human being you're making fun of.

>>149135229
meant longpig

>>149135224
Why have you suddenly started posting in /afl/ again after not being seen for half a year?

>>149135224
You don't listen. He didn't place the bet.

>>149135246
*that was

Are you blokes even watching the footy

>>149135247
Long pork is the polite term. Popular in NZ in ye olde days, I believe.

>>149135270
Yes mate, also losing some Pokemon TCG Pocket matches

>>149135270
Stopped after they got 30 odd points up.

>>149135257
Because he was too poor. If he had the money he would've.

>>149135270
I thought this was cricket. Soz mate.

>>149135276
what deck you runnin?

Wow, only 20 thousand at this game

>>149135270
listening to spit syndicates towards the light album

>>149135287
But he didn't. Are you purely here to shit up these threads and make people want to leave?

>>149135291
Choked with Wugtrio EX too much, switching to the fun Porygon-Z mindbreak deck, opponents cannot STAND unusable energy

>>149135270
i was but that 3q from the wogs was a bit of a piss take

I’ve given up again. I hate my life

>>149135293
so essentially 10k fans for each club
time to fold them thanks

>>149135312
given up what fuckhead

>Insufficient evidence

>>149135318
it's rigged mate

>>149135304
I know you're trolling, but the point is he was poor because he kept making shit bets like that.

fold shit kilda, norf, gc, gws, fred, wc, brisbane and poort

>>149135331
I'm not trolling. You are awful and legitimately make these threads worse than they should be.

>>149135318
kek

>>149135347
Can't be any worse than how Macrae has made St Kilda.

>>149135347
Hated the actual rc as well but fakeguts is defs more annoying

He has this autistic prose to his posts that makes me think he genuinely believes what he's typing.

>>149135347
this

>>149135180
imagine whiteknighting a tripfag, almost as pathetic as poomouth

>>149135361
He's averaging 28 disposals this year and they'd still be bad without him.

Dogs are flat track bullies. Will exit the finals in the semis.

>>149135373
>imagine whiteknighting a tripfag, almost as pathetic as poomouth
Implying it's not just him with the trip off.

RC certainly is a character isn't he!

What cartoon is carlos from

>>149135383
yeah a fictional character

>every fuckin jeet having a camera phone and access to internet finally pays off
some utter kino pics and clips of the carnage phwoar

>>149135376
This year they absolutely smash the lower teams and then lose by two goal margins to good teams. Destined to finish 5-8 and not make the prelims.

My favourite /alf/ girls are hannah, clem, luna and annie

>>149135376
28 meaningless possies and fucking up the development of younger players while he's at it. Reminds me of GAJ at Gold Coast.

>>149135387
Spic spickerton and the arsehole fiddlers

fat guys is a funny name lol

>>149135395
Annie knight will go down as the goat when it’s all said n done

my favourite /afl/ girl is angel poli

WE COME OUTSIIIIIIIDE
BULLDOGS THROUGH AND THROUGH

>We'll give our very best
>But you can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed
Why is the "but" in this? Is there an exception to giving their very best?

SONS OF THE WEST
SUDO THROUGH AND THROUGH
WE'LL COME OUT KNIFING
MACHETES GO THROUGH YOU

>>149135397
Which young gun is not being played due to Macrae playing? Boxshall didn't light it up when he played. Travaglia and Phillipou have been injured. So have Henry, Taura, Clark and Dow. So who's spot has he been taking?

>>149135421
Check out their old lyrics from when they were still footscray, dumbest shit I've ever heard

>thought it was friday
Ahh well, don't work anyway.

I have no purpose, no reason to exist

>>149135439
>We will come out smiling if we win or lose
Hawkies should adopt this

Footscray used to look like Happy Days in the 50s and 60s before the Viet Cong took it over

>>149135475
So long as you can inseminate a woman, you have a reason to live. There are THOUSANDS of lonely fat chicks just waiting to be impregnated. Go out and do it now. Seriously, stop waiting and go knock up a woman tonight.

>>149135514
>go out to meet people
>everyone's at home on their phones anyway
>and don't want to talk to you unless they already know you

>>149135514
>37
>still want

all of you are deadset ripping blokes, except rc

>>149135535
Cheers mate.

>>149135535
you too cob

>>149135525
Go knock on people's doors then like alex in a clockword orange. I do this most nights and it generally only takes 10 houses until I get let in

i want my arse fucked by big cocks

>>149135560
As long as you do me afterwards

sarah jones looks ravishing tonight

>>149135535
(You) too

>>149135535
I "literally" give solid advice every time I post here.

I'm just so sad all the time

Whoops, I slipped and accidentally stuck my fingers in my bum

>>149135578
Don't see the appeal myself. Kath Loughnan man, and channel 7 should throw a million at her to get her across. Would be the best financial decision they've ever made.

hate when you have a shower and then a st kilda suddenly hits
feels so dirty

I'm just so fucking ANGRY all the time. Dead set, I have enough rage to kill a whole tribe.

149135600
the only solid you'd know about is picking your solid turds out of the toilet and eating them scatguts, fuck off

>>149135633
What's better, fucking ass or getting ass fucked?

>>149135648
Definitely fucking ass.

>>149135662
How many times have you had your ass fucked?

>>149135648
>>149135662
foy

>ass

>>149135670
With a cock? Twice. With a dildo? Maybe 15-20 times. Don't really enjoy the experience.

RC is a man of experience. He has truly experienced life in a way that most people cannot comprehend.

>>149135688
>This is the guy who expects you to take his advice

whats foy

what a fucking nailbiter lmao, ayo fuck thursday night afl. shit's gay and the games all fucking suck without exception

>>149135688
Fair enough. Personally I love it.

>>149135690
yeah from his computer chair in his mum's house, fucking retard

>>149135715
>yuh mum yuh mum yuh fat yuh eat scat xD xD
Pretty fucking close to ditching this place again.

>149135729
oh no! please don't!

>>149135713
brown is in

i would really miss losing another larping fuckhead from this general

>Ross Lyon grilling journos and asking them to explain what they mean
Never gets old. Fuck journos.

>>149135713
>Fevola
Dumb egotistical prick Judd caused that

>>149135758
reminded me of some of the pussies on here
they parrot a point they heard from someone else and you push them on it and they go to water

>>149135713
How old is this? Jonathan Brown was inducted in 2020.

>breath smells like shit
>arse full of cock
Talk about a pleb.

>>149135758
Gemma Bastiani absolutely destroyed him a couple of months ago.

>>149135764
How's the spaceship going

>>149135785
I wish more coaches would do that. It's hilarious they just say things that pop into their head without any consideration that they would have to clarify their point or back it up with any facts. That dude even tried the "no u" when Ross later asked him what he thought a good Thursday crowd would be and immediately asked "w-what would you think one is?"

'Edibles' is such a plebocratic term for a plebocratic drug.
>IZ CALL YUH EDIBOOLS CUZ ID IZ EDIBOOL LEIG ZUMDIGG YUH EED xD

>>149135807
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

>>149135816
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149135826
I like Ross as much as anyone else, but he tried to humiliate her and got absolutely rolled.

Stop dogpiling on RC

why do you feel the need to ironically xd post quote a fake scenario for something you dont agree with or like

>>149135844
I said "shut the fuck up, faggot".

whens collingwood playing this is boring

dungeating scatguts types from his mother's pc before eating his chicken tendies from coles

>>149135850
Fair bit of Cooper Grech about this post.

>>149135847
1. They aren't fake
2. It gives humour to an otherwise depressingly retarded situation.

>>149135895
Have you ever got in touch with young Scoops? I think he could use your help

>>149135924
I've tried and ironically this is the exact response I got:
>>149135850

>>149135929
I would have thought so much. It seems some people don't want to be helped. Sad.

stop samefagging scatguts

>>149135960
I'm not RC

>The only amicable replies to him are the ones he posts himself
lol

Nothing like old turd burglar amping up his post when 90% of people have left. Gotta guarantee those replies.

>>149135966
See
>>149135965

RC is the protagonist of this genny whether you like it or not

>>149135976
No you're not.

>>149135976
that's micksperg actually
rc isn't fit to shine micky's shoes

>>149135937
Exactly. They want to fix problems by providing reasons as to why there's a problem. Not interested in solutions. However, I have manages to get through to some people with this plebocratic mindset, and it has been very gratifying.

>>149135988
Consider me one you have helped mate, thank you.

>>149135985
he is fit to eat micky's turds though

HE'S DONE IT AGAIN, LADS

>>149136007
That's awesome to hear! You've made my night.

I've never been on a date or had a real job

Think I might stay on for a while after all

>>149136032
Crisp

The silent majority stands with RC.

>talking to yourself
End it all, lad.

Never had a girlfriend, never been to a club, never been to a party

I'll kill myself

This is just pathetic.

Night, you absolute faggots. See you tomorrow.

>>149136059
Same, I'm not too worried about it though

>>149136073
not me you won't

my portfolio is fucked, i fucked it all up, no coming back now

love her

>>149136098
Same, but I'm trying to ween myself away from her. It's not doing you any favours, holding a torch for her like this.

>>149136098
If you love her you need to tell her.

I want to be rich and famous

Sick of every movie going for two and a half hours

>>149136138
Fame is a curse. You don't need that shit mate.

I want to be neenja

>>149136154
This. So many people have lusted after fame, only to regret it.

>>149136154
>>149136167
I would cultivate a beautiful and intelligent legion of admirers if the world knew me

I am gay

>>149136245
onya darce

>>149134232 (OP)
>no ass MacGuillicudeigh

lol

>>149138595
Great post.

suck my balls

>>149136200
same

Wake up, cunts.

Good morning alf

two horrible flat-track bully teams facing each other tonight
think i will be watching the cricket instead

>>149143392
Thought you were talking about the cricket at first kek

I dont have Amazon so haven't been watching.

Just went through the /vg/ catalogue and counted 42 different gacha game generals (don't ask why)
grire stuff

>Exactly. They want to fix problems by providing reasons as to why there's a problem. Not interested in solutions
Broken clock moment, he's unironically right, sadsack posters always whinge but never talk about their actual solutions

gma

>>149144322
Morning mate. How are you feeling about dosn this week?

most clubs provide a selection of lollies for the players during half time and after the game
other clubs have bananas as well for their bukus and jiaths

>>149144373
who honestly knows with this essendon team thats the beauty of playing kids

cats by 30+ tho

the country team

>>149134232 (OP)
pengarse corr

who /bombies/ here?

>>149144771
me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVehcuJXe6I

The Canadian Stanley cup drought is pretty funny, it's like if we would go 30 years without a Victorian team winning the premiership

>>149144892
the leaf teams are massively outnumbered now so naturally the winner is likely to be a seppo team but they've still had enough leaf teams make the final that one can laugh at it

at least the soilers won't blow another 3-0 lead

irans getting hebrew'd lads

>>149145070
yep, noticed movement in the markets

>>149145070
Based based based

>>149144892
it'd be like if one of our clubs with the equal most historic premierships went 20 years without winning a single final

I stand with Israel and support all of Isreal's actions

(Israel Folau, former AFL footballer)

Iran faster than Israel did the other day

who's playing tonight?

>>149146733
who gives a fuck, this shit sport is dead

Imagine how many of the world's problems would be solved with one tactical nuke on Tel Aviv
It is actually mind-boggling
From any ethical standpoint, it is the right thing to do

Join me in praying for Iran's swift victory over the great satan's bastard child

Real poltard hours

>>149146766
this is fake as fuck

AFL is actually dying and I killed it

t. Paul Roos

>>149146792
this but perth over essendon iykwim haha

paul roos' boy is rooting a big tiddy tennis girl so if you want to shitpost in /tennis/, mention tyler roos and amanda anisimova

Unironically, what's wrong with the Jews?

>>149147432
one premiership in 128 years

>>149147445
Would send a nigga insane.

>>149146768
>>149146792
Get fucked muzzies

hsp for lunch

wagging hsgf pussy for lunch

>>149147706
>>149147694

Yummola

>Essendon NGA prospect Hussien El Achkar
what the FUCK is it with this mob recruiting muzzies

Finally I will be free when the bombs start dropping

>the Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

Did you guys see the slow mo video of bonts shlong?

Q: Often my tummy isnt fully cleaned on shitter. Have to go few times. Any way to improve thay

7. Use a Bidet

If “not fully clean” refers to wiping rather than poop itself, a bidet or flushable wipes can improve hygiene.

>>149147694
>>149147706
Noice. Tacos me.

indian why are your fellow jeets so insensitive towards their fellow jeets?
is it really appropriate to have 30 of them gathered around a detached head and filming it for the tok?

>>149148119
feminine hands

Imagine how many of 4chan's problems would be solved if /pol/ was deleted

Idk. Go ask em

I've investigated and solved why the Indian plane crashed. The pilot (?) pulled up the flaps instead of the landing gear causing no lift.
There, solved. Incompetence caused this

Boeing wagie

why were behind posts in SA painted red?

PALJEET WHAT ARE YOU DOING BITCH YOU ARE CRASHING THE PLANE
MADARCHOD BLOODY YOU CRASH THE PLANE GET ALTITUDE DONKEY

Two videos following the poo plane crash really kekked me:
1. A horde of pajeets standing around a decapitated head filming it on their phones
2. Another horde of pajeets hassling the sole survivor as he limps to an ambulance, taking selfies with him and such
Poos are a comical little people

Sometimes the poo does the redeeming
Sometimes the poo gets redeemed
Thats just the hare Krishna and bhagavad ghita of it all

so glad i live in melbourne
down the bottom of the world
the asshole of the world literally
but its a comfy asshole

>if you notice the crimes of the jew ur muslim
recognise this common JIDF tactic on here

Come wash my anal

Any of you cucks want to explain how two AFLW skanks got inducted into the hall of fame before Gary Ablett Jnr?

Why are you gayfl yards so obsessed with muh aflw?

neale daniher needed his nappy changed this morning

>>149148442
kek

>>149148915
I know someone who's a big fan of cleaning shit up.

Friday the 13th.

>>149148906
gaj isn't eligible yet since he retired less than 5 years ago
>but...
Silence, misogynist.

>>149148906
what is this cringe shit? is this the type of shit that gains traction in /nrl/? embarrassing post

>no mention of aflw until spergy mcpserg shows up

>>149148431
Just our culture innit lad. So you don't get confused where to kick

>>149149059
are they still?
i seen some/most sanfl grounds now have victorian standard posts

This old man, he played one
Stuck his finger up my bum
With a knick-knack paddywhack
He gave me a bone
This old man went moaning home

>>149149179
Crisp Darcy Moore

>>149149179
crisp joffa victim

>>149148906
To be fair the 2 they indicted are probably the only 2 that could possibly have a case made for them. Any future ones at this point will be a bit of a joke.

>>149149319
kek forgot about this nonce

>>149149355
daisy forehead
abbey
that one who kicked the ball and the media completely made up a 'rude comments' narrative to promote the aflw

>footy media hall of fame

the lines are getting more blurred, garry lyon didn't get in because of his playing career

RIP (rest in poo) to all the victims of the terrible plane crash in India

Chat gpt doesnt agree with me on my mysagenistic views and it hurts my feelings

>>149148906
Actually Susan Alberti should've got in before either of them. The only real shame is that she supports such a plastic club.

Seems like most of the top Iranian generals have been killed lmao

Do these guys ever learn?

What is your opinion on teachers?

thinking about football

>>149149732
would rather not

Feeling: Absolute agony
Location: The Shitter

Teacher is outdated in this day and age. It should be a part time thing

The problem with pooblic education is that parents think that teachers should be raising their kids while teachers think parents should be raising their kids, the truth is that Netflix is raising their kids to abuse drugs and worse.

Without teachers and schools, we'd end up with more machete-wielding idiot druggie loser deadbeats

School and uni give people a better chance of meeting others and finding a potential mate (unlike us but we're just the exception h-haha)

>>149149802
>>149149769
Most teachers are bad, and the issue is that they have to learn some jew degree in "education" as opposed to learning their subject matter. Also the way schools are set up they attract the wrong kind of people.

So no, teachers aren't the issue. The plebocratic school system is. Parents pay between 400 and 40,000k per year for their kids to be taught (((the curriculum))) which has little to no benefit to humanity. On top of that, your kids are in danger of getting brainwashed by the plebocracy, because you'll have other deadbeats kids there and they'll want to be like their peers. Plebocratism I encouraged by the teachers due to aforementioned reasons, and so your kid comes out being dumber at 18 than they were when they came in at 12 years old.

>>149144614
I would cross the street in warrnambool if Lual was walking towards me.

we should pay teachers more than doctors, making it a highly sought after profession that only the best can get into

>>149149976
He looks like a nice guy. Only issue I have with him is that he's utter trash, and he's only in the team to become one of those fake "star players"

the afl should waive the eligibility rules to induct nick daicos into the hall of fame next year

>>149149987
We pay healthcare workers a mint and the field is filled with Indian "doctors" and fuckwit dropout slags from TAFE. If anything we need significantly less money going into it to force innovation, adaptation and recruitment of only people who actually want to be meds. Not opportunistic dullards.

Ai is already better at diagnosis than most doctors

Oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang

>>149149987
start hiring teachers and pay them over market rate then

Which doctor is the witch doctor

>>149149902
Also, boys should never be taught by women

Women shoupdnt out the kitchen
Ftfy

>>149150285
mothers should homeschool their kids mate

>>149150314
This desu

>>149150314
They should hire male polymaths to tutor their children

>>149150332
I won't have some cunt with 10 husbands teaching my kids.

>>149150314
what about when it comes to sex ed?

big game tonight

>>149150423
huh?

>>149150413
Your dad needs to tell you how to finger a woman and then you learn the rest through experience.

>>149150434
Sea eagles vs titans, huge match up

>>149150472
can't watch mate. better homes & gardens is on

I'll be watching the cricket tonight, but I hope you lads enjoy the football

>>149150489
No one cares

I'll be fingering my bumhole til it bleeds tonight

>>149150562
same

oy mates we havin a bum chum party

>>149149691
>Seems like most of the top Iranian generals have been killed lmao
According to whom? Israel? lol

>OUR HOUSE
>IN DUH MIDDLE OF OUR STREED
>OUR HOUSE
>IN DUH MIDDLE OF DUH
>OUR HOUSE
>WUZ OUR GASSLE AND OUR GEEB
>OUR HOUSE
>DAT WYZ WHERE WE YOUZE DUH SLEEB
>xD xD

>>149150332
save that for when you shift curriculum from the trvium to the quadrivium around age 13-14

finna gym

this kid is a fucking poof

>>149150789
crowdcunts with signs begging for boots/headbands/jocks/whatever is the most poothetic thing of this decade
i remember someone had a sign at an u18s game trying to get harley's boots one time

Dr. Reality Poof

>>149150789
>WOULD LOBB TO HAB YUH BOODS xD xD

Dark humor (Brace Yourself)

Why dont orphans play basketball?

Because they dont know where the home is.

I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

- author chat gpt

thanks indian

>>149150818
How do you fit 240 Indians into a car?
In the ashtray

On the roof like the trains

>>149150829
The ashes of a single adult male generally weigh between 2.5 and 3.5 kg.

Life is a journey, and as long as you're moving forward, you're doing great! Be proud of how far you've come, and plan the baby steps you'll conquer next.

I want to have a shower but it will but it's so cold and I don't want to be cold and wet after. I wish I had one of those heat lamps in my bathroom.

>>149150881
poof

>>149150881
>fan off, windows closed, pack the room with warm steam
>dry yerself in the shower where it's warmest

>>149150944
The mould-breathing idiot.

>>149150951
Getting really tired of your negativity, "mate"

>>149150966
Getting really tired of him full stop.

>finally a good matchup
>its in a shithole where goal kicking is a lottery

when did the launceston ground get floodlights? couldae sworn it only has day games

>>149150916
can't believe the sleet game was 6 years ago

>>149151005
Psyop from the afl to ‘prove’ the new tassie stadium ‘needs’ a roof, tell me the last time there was two night games in Tassie in one year, tell me how many times commentators mention the weather tonight

>>149151005
about THIRTEEEEN years ago

hmmm

>>149151029
thinking about something mate?

>>149151031
meth mostly

>>149150993
Hawks will get plenty of droneball so you will get to see lots of goals tonight for your plebocratic pleasure.

>>149150966
I'm definitely one of the more sanguine posters here mate.

based teggs

I already didn’t trust planes but after the latest incident I don’t think I’ll ever board one again

>>149151043
this but indians driving anything

You know how you can explicitly request a white English-speaking male doctor, right, can you do that with aeroplane pilots?

the devils will have more expensive tickets than the iggs
and they'll still lose money

>>149151053
you dont have to do anything in this world you dont want to
whether that be boarding a plane with an indian pilot or taking the "mandated" vaccine

>>149151036
flagrantly untrue untrue untrue

hmmmmmm

Tipping crows, talk me out of it if need be

Looks like the plebocracy is at it again. What a bunch of plebocrats.

>>149151072
They weren't convincing at all last week but Hawks have been shaky for a few weeks now. I have more confidence in Hawks tonight but not by much.

>>149151043
>I dun wanna die in a plane aggsidend because ids scarewee Dx Dx

Honestly it sounds like a great way to go. When I'm a few weeks away from dying I plan to skydive into the middle of the pacific ocean without a parachute, so my body can sustain the marine life there.

How cold will it be in Tas tonight?

>>149151095
pretty cold

>>149151098
4 degrees or less?

six degree of separation

no longer an expert in Boeing 787-9's
now an expert in Israeli and Iran relations

>historically bad for a number of years
>still mog most teams
IGGS SOVL

>>149151107
Oh?

>>149151107
don't need to be an expert when you've got chatgpt

new

>>149151118
>>149151118
>>149151118

>>149151037
do NOT let him get his hands on Lual

>>149151113
The gap between 1st and 2nd is bigger than the gap between 2nd and 13th

>>149151095
Put it this way. It's not going to be cold enough to kill the hard on I'm rocking for Jasmyn Smith

>>149134232 (OP)
She looks like my wife.
I wish the face was better, but she's just so sweet

>>149153857
brutal