Based Whistling Ad edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Gold Coast Titans v Manly Sea-Eagles
8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Cbus Super Stadium, Robina
3.40-1.32
>Daly Cherry-Evans will look to make a statement against the Titans after his SOO axing. DCE's opposing captain is his halves partner from the 2011 GF. The Titans remain anchored to the bottom of the ladder after a 44-14 defeat to the Brisbane Broncos in Round 14, their fifth loss in their last six games. The Sea Eagles suffered a heartbreaking 26-22 golden point loss to the Knights. They have struggled for consistency, with three wins and three losses in their past six matches. The Titans are without Origin representatives Tino Fa'asuamaleaui and Moeaki Fotuaika. Jaimin Jolliffe and Klese Haas are promoted to the starting pack, while prop Josh Patston is set to make his NRL debut from the bench. Manly receives a massive boost with superstar fullback Tom Trbojevic returning from a thigh injury. The return of Trbojevic is critical; in the games he has played this season, Manly's attacking output has been significantly higher. Winger Jason Saab is also back from illness, and prop Siosiua Taukeiaho returns from a calf injury. Reuben Garrick will celebrate his 150th NRL game. The Sea Eagles have dominated this fixture recently, winning both clashes in 2024 and holding a 16-12 overall advantage. The return of Tom Trbojevic could not come at a better time for a Manly side desperate to stay in touch with the top eight. Facing a Titans team missing its two best forwards to Origin duty, the Sea Eagles have a golden opportunity to get their season back on track.
Titans 1-12 4.60
Titans 13+ 10.00
Sea-Eagles 1-12 3.05
Sea-Eagles 13+ 2.02
Titans +10.5 1.89 Sea-Eagles -10.5 1.91

>shill telstra ad OP
will not be participating

Honestly could have been the same thread this time. It's just the 1 game

is fuifui moimoi related to jetaya faifua

Good morning gentlemen and danny

>>149136487 (OP)
>whistling
You mean based Kenny and Dolly?
https://youtu.be/UaNGtgYwSsU?si=313sugMR_pynqUtQ

Hey hey, my my
rock n roll will never die

>>149140694
Based plastic breasts enjoyer

>>149136558
Probably could have, yeah. But thankfully nobody bumped the old thread

>>149143278
Plastic or no I’d sell my soul for prime Dolly.

did you boys know lachlan lewis is batemanmaxxing? https://www.instagram.com/lachie.lewis/

>>149144645
Bro thinks he's Ashton Hall

>>149144645
>ceo’s don’t sleep in
They don’t try to flip stolen speakers on ebay either kek

Thursday game was grim and tonight’s not looking much better. Saturday games look good at least

Remember to buy his course

Got money back from Hiroti void last night. Put it on this SGM with the exact same odds.

>>149145681
Hope you get a win but not a fan of that one. Then again, I liked the one yesterday. So you’ll probably win a stack of cash tonight

Market on Alex Johnston hitting 213 and breaking the try scoring record

>>149136558
ya think? welcome to autist general

>thursday night threads
R2 Knights v Dolphins 388 posts
R3 Storm v Panthers 422 posts
R4 Rabbitohs v Panthers 330 posts
R5 Raiders v Sharks 411 posts
R6 Dolphins v Panthers 337 posts
R7 no thread
R8 no thread
R9 Womens Origin 317 posts
R10 Eels v Dolphins 414 posts
R11 Womens Origin 424 posts*
R12 Dolphins v Bulldogs 491 posts
R13 Womens Origin 486 posts
R14 Knights v Sea-Eagles 532 posts
R15 Sharks v Dragons 215 posts
*thread started a day early

No Friday thread would cause more screeching than an arguably un-needed Friday thread

posting in a game thread for the wrong day would ruin my spiritual feng shui

>>149146603
Works better if you order them m8
R14 Knights v Sea-Eagles 532 posts
R12 Dolphins v Bulldogs 491 posts
R13 Womens Origin 486 posts
R11 Womens Origin 424 posts*
R3 Storm v Panthers 422 posts
R10 Eels v Dolphins 414 posts
R5 Raiders v Sharks 411 posts
R2 Knights v Dolphins 388 posts
R6 Dolphins v Panthers 337 posts
R4 Rabbitohs v Panthers 330 posts
R9 Womens Origin 317 posts
R15 Sharks v Dragons 215 posts

>>149146800
Based

>>149146857
>s tier
R14 Knights v Sea-Eagles 532 posts
>a tier
R12 Dolphins v Bulldogs 491 posts
R13 Womens Origin 486 posts
>b tier
R11 Womens Origin 424 posts*
R3 Storm v Panthers 422 posts
R10 Eels v Dolphins 414 posts
R5 Raiders v Sharks 411 posts
>c tier
R2 Knights v Dolphins 388 posts
>d tier
R6 Dolphins v Panthers 337 posts
R4 Rabbitohs v Panthers 330 posts
R9 Womens Origin 317 posts
>f tier
R15 Sharks v Dragons 215 posts

>>149146014
>doesn’t break record

Manly will be ON tonight.

>>149147128
If you have another bet to burn, suggest the same again without Garrick ats

>>149147249
It's his 150th tonight.

>>149145681
Didn’t he take the field and came off injured? Why would they void that?

>>149147479
Him coming off injured is why it got voided.

>>149147291
It is too. Omen bets are a thing, I withdraw my statement kek

Rabbitohs CEO meeting with the sports minister at Allianz this morning. Looks like an announcement is imminent

>>149147524
I honestly figured that would be the type of thing a bookie would say “tough shit” to.

>sharpe ded
betting the kids lunch money of the poosters

>>149147826
It’s good business for them to refund, consumer confidence etc

>>149147787
I’m kinda torn on this. Allianz is great to watch games at. But I can drive to Accor in 20 minutes. The trip to Allianz is more like 45-50 minutes with return tolls costing $29. Get about $9 back but still. Not much parking either unless you take the tram up to the stadium

all the aussies are at work hah hah

Just means I’m getting paid to post here

>>149146603
GOATly carrying this general, as per usual.

A quick look over the thread shows poocastle customers doing more of the lifting

>>149148236
Park at NIDA, great for a perv as well

Smellmafinger

>quittin time
https://youtu.be/8PjRsfPCo98

Has anyone ever used the 6 month free Binge with their Kayo? Any good?

>>149150586
>tfw weekend wagecuck

>>149150874
Now that’s a multi

>>149150933
Just checked on Sportsbet and it's only 401

>>149150938
1000-1 on the TAB, but don’t think that was where he was betting

>>149150964
Same anon. The 1001 is on Dabble.

I already have accounts at SB, TAB and Bet365. I can’t let myself make anymore kek

>>149150874
This is down to 501 now.

Any cricketman in?

>>149151138
Maybe a few of the family jumped on and spooked them

>>149151175
Maybe maybe.

>>149151154
No cricket, no crumpets
https://youtu.be/FKGVaAfJM0I

I have both kinds of crumpets

>>149151192
The round ones and the square ones you split in half, nice

have a feeling the Titans are going to pull an upset tonight

I actually still don't know what a crumpet is.

>>149151234
That’s a shame for if you do not know what a crumpet is you cannot understand cricket
>A crumpet is a small griddle bread made from an unsweetened batter of water or milk, flour, and yeast, popular in the United Kingdom, Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and South Africa
They’re nice. You put them in the toaster

expecting DCE to heem a titans player in response to his unjust dropping from the QLD team

Kezie!

All of tonights bets.

We're watching the Clontarf Interstate Challenge on Kayo

>>149151539
what a gay first move in a fight

>>149151539

I'm watching State of Origin Game 1 2025 again. I hope Queensland can convert this first half possession into a solid lead.

Kaiden Lahrs, Son of Tom Learoyd-Lahrs
will make his debut tomorrow and in a fun fact Jordan Mclean will have played with both

ohhhh good for him

thinking the titties get up tonight over the poo peeagles
DCE is too depressed to rally his peem to a win

temptaated to trade to tom turbo

>>149151827
Join me m8

I FUCKING LOVE FOOTY LETS GO CUNTS

dce looking sad already :(

>>149151827
>>149151915
>no strapping on turbo first time all year
either he's about to explode or score a hattrick

muh milestone man

looking good titans... yeah looking good to put 80 on you LOL

>>149147291
You called it dude

brian sleepy

pootans clean up these errors and do 8 months of defensive training and we have a game on here

are a bunch of the family indians who are watching the cricket lads :( wtf

WHERE IS DAVID FIFITA

COMEBACK

based first nationer

Did NOT expect a guy named Alan Fitzgibbon to look like that

>>149152231
hot dog eating competition in vegas

sorry m8 these zombified origin affected games just don’t do it for me

I think his other hand's thumb goes out before he plants it but I want chaos so I'm going for the pootans

>>149152241
you never been around boongs then m8

>>149152224
>shoot, it’s awfully quiet on the plains here
https://youtu.be/-IjpSHosdBQ

>>149152274
He said Alan not Uncle

TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS TITGODS
GET FUCKED WOMANLY YOU FAGS

womanly sisters...

again you’re never been around boongs m8

>it’s 10-4 and you know what that means
https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss

alan johnson only finna have his tryscoring record for like 5 years

I see a lot of people say Khan-Pereira might beat Ken Irvine and Alex Johnston but because he plays for the Titans he'll probably be in Super League by 2028

>>149152321
speaking of trucks

>>149152321
>>149136761
speaking of Continuous Call peem classics
https://youtu.be/lhLp5d5NLLQ?si=K_jAarjQ4VROXxuT

THATS MY TITANS WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that broncos win last week is looking more impressive now

When the Titans are ON they're genuinely the most fun team to watch

NIGHTIE ARE YOU OKAY?
NIGHTIE ARE YOU OKAY?

slater made the right call dropping dce and turbo should be thinking about medical retirement

>>149152356
Kek, classic for sure, they did “Benji’s on the bench” once, never been able to find it
https://youtu.be/RZZRdF_PYN8

>saab broken down on the side of the road
classic

Just got home from work seething lads. Please tell me some good news about teh footy

>>149152155

DRAG THOSE TRAINERS OFF THE FIELD

>>149152432
Doorknobanon? The footy is… it is on

dce customers.... i think we wasted a trade...

penalty six more try

>ref trying to get people to keep watching this

Coulda given it to Saab, don’t be greedy

>>149152409
F
God bless ya Tommy :(

Family member on drums, based

the cricket is far more interesting that this bros

>>149152475
and there was one where someone remarked there was a full moon… then they cross to Tommy who couldn’t believe there was a full moon where he was too. I’m not doing the story justice

lies there is no cricket, cricket is only on during the summer

HELL YEAH
HAS ANYONE SEEN TURBO OR DCE?!?!?

"AJ" stands for Alexander James btw

ANYONE SEEN TURBO

>>149151915
May have made an error lads

>>149152475
>>149152501
https://youtu.be/NAgKLhz7i3M

nice pink shoes turbo you POOFTA

>>149152559
No but Stephen May

>can’t kick a 40/20 against the tits
What hope would he be against NSW

>penalty for a head clash
End this fucking ref

haven't seen a proper foot on ball play the ball in rounds glad to see the refs are consistent about that

TOTAL BUNKER DEATH

??????????

based knee footy reference from Freddy

nice pass turbo

>>149152683
NOT

>pooly $2.75
If anyone can lose this, it’s the Titans

>>149152705
that's outrageous

Based whistling ad

Lads I'm starting to think Tommy is washed

NEED MANLY TO BE BETTER IN THE SECOND HALF

Based 4/5 multi enjoyer

>>149152727
is this ironic post ironic ironic zoomer humour lads

KFCFLGMVPIDGAF

Based whistling ad

>mumza has the air con blasting 24c all day and all night
>live in boardies and shirt all winter
>get a little sweaty cooking dinner
wew I think its cooler in summer ladies

Hello homos.

Hello buddy

>>149152830

>>149152802
I doubt it. It’s the tik-tok kids that hate it

>>149152830

you should get a penalty for standing there going owwiee I got a boo boo pls check
it is NOT in the spirit of the game

DCE trying a little too hard and playing outside himself needs to just bee himself

>>149152856

ANYONE SEEN DCE

>robbed again
>same team even

Just announce DCE to the Roosters already

dce should go to the broncos where all fossils go

GREAT RUN

music stops

tactical HIA

dce should go to training and learn how to be good LOL

>>149152973
oh shit shots fired #roasted #dce #origingame2

What the Titans should do with their fullbacks

>Brimson fullback
>Kini Wing
>Campbell 5/8
>Sign an actual halfback

penalty try
womanly gayback starts now

>>149152981
one word: tobysexton

oh look another fired coach fucking his peem up

elbow on the neck was worse than tackle in the air to be honest

Solid kicking game tonight

>>149151366
>expecting DCE to heem a titans player in response to his unjust dropping from the QLD team

>"Dee Cee Eee" in the big 25

COMEBACK

>>149152734

another amazing assist from big daly

now theres the kieran foran i know and laugh at

>Yeah m8 just match up Olakau'atu with our 35 year old washed up halfback that's made out of glass that will do it

>>149152734
.f
20 to go, they might refund you

seen that one given all year, not a proper knock on

That was a fucking try

in a just world beau fermor would have double digit origin caps by now

kek Haumole is a big pillow

it's been bunkered all year long retard

*gives you a nice rub on the bum to soothe your wrist fracture*

>>149153128
Sorry m8 need to make room for "Trent Loiero"

>>149153063
i've been watching the cricket, did DCE get heemed...

Who’s gonna win in the State of Origin: Middle East?

the blues m8

Tommy just doesn't have it anymore

sorry tom, you just don't got it no more

>>149153163
Better, playing like shit

He should get 10

should have been ten in the bin

TITGODS

>>149147128
>Manly will be ON tonight
On what m8

>>149153247
On the ban list.

>>149151214
feeling vindicated right now

Grim match desu

come on that's got to be a binning

on suicide watch

>>149153258
You were warned about it >>149145411

#SeiboldOut

>>149153276
>SEETHBOLD

WE WANT 30

Based womanly shemales getting thumped by the titans so my broncgods look better

>>149153290
You’ll get 29 and like it

>tipped pooly

>>149153163
hello sarrrr please watch our sport sarrrr

something about cbus makes footy shit
same as kogarah and shark park

>>149153340
The Gold Coast is where sport goes to die.

>>149153292
DCE's last gift to QLD, what a legend

ANYONE SEEN DCE

>>149136487 (OP)
>Titans 13+ 10.00

Grim thread but not as grim as last nights

Based whistling ad

>>149153363
crickets finished tonight lad
we'll be back tomorrow to see the knights win

>>149152559
>>149151915
Yep. Definitely an error lads. Can’t fucking wait to trade this shitter out on Monday.

>>149153363
not enough people who LOVE footy aye

>makes it to the middle of the field
>quickly dealt with
So which was it

Grim threads for grim games desu

>>149153384

>ynr Brandy being ready to call off the comp and just give the title to Pooly after rd1

How did the broncucks lose 34-6 to these shitters

Bronx staying at 6th place just need to see who leapfrogs them, the cowboys or the dolphins

i don't because i don't remember round 1

Also I've been watching the Stanley Cup Finals so that has my attention more than this right now

I shouldn't have eaten that whole pizza

either you watch the all footy or you hate the footy
there is no middle ground here ladies

>>149153502
Said nobody ever

THEKFCFLGMVPISAJBRIMSON

who /dixonshazardresponse/ ?

>>149153488
Based water enjoyer

>>149153410
Makes you think maybe the Broncos won't be breaking their embarrassingly long NRLM premiership drought any time soon

>>149153521
>all footy
>Soccer, gridiron (American and Canadian), union, league, Aussie rules, Gaelic
I dunno bro. That's maybe too much footy

>>149153657
there is only 1 footy champ

This song is about a bad father btw

>there is only 1 footy champ

>>149153717
Not bad, busy

>>149153734
based wog

Not busy. Bad.

>>149153755
Based dole recipient

>SEETHBOLD

based trauma bonder with cognitive dissonance suffering from complex ptsd and internalised abuse

damn must have been a sale on projectors at office works

>>149153670
Kek fuck off bro. You fuckers use footy for all your major codes.

>damn must have been a sale on projectors at office works

>>149153824
literally my face when I posted it so fucking clever I am

damn, hopefully your bad father pats you on the back for that one lmao

kek I'm not him I hijacked whatever you were talking about and now you don't know which way is up and which way is sideways muwahahaha

he's on the ropes lol

>>149153717
Hit close to home for you huh

>>149153865
You’re you

Kek love you schizos desu senpai

>>149153890
said your bad father never

Foran looked like Pvt Pyle from Full Metal Jacket for a second there before he started talking

>>149153898
I’m sorry I wasn’t there for you son

No, retard. Using "Cat’s in the Cradle" for a montage celebrating close father-child relationships is deeply ironic, and possibly even tone-deaf, because the song is about the emotional absence of a father and the long-term consequences of that neglect. Harry Chapin’s lyrics tell the story of a father who is too busy to spend time with his young son. As the years pass, the roles reverse: the son becomes an adult and is now too busy for his father. The core message is missed time, regret, and a cycle of emotional distance passed down through generations. So, pairing this song with warm, affectionate imagery of footy players who are fathers and their children is ironic because it completely misunderstands, or outright contradicts, the song’s meaning. Instead of celebrating connection, the lyrics are a cautionary tale about what happens when that connection is neglected.

As if you needed more proof how braindead the 70IQ retards at Fox Sports are.

>>149153911
>No, retard. Using "Cat’s in the Cradle" for a montage celebrating close father-child relationships is deeply ironic, and possibly even tone-deaf, because the song is about the emotional absence of a father and the long-term consequences of that neglect. Harry Chapin’s lyrics tell the story of a father who is too busy to spend time with his young son. As the years pass, the roles reverse: the son becomes an adult and is now too busy for his father. The core message is missed time, regret, and a cycle of emotional distance passed down through generations. So, pairing this song with warm, affectionate imagery of footy players who are fathers and their children is ironic because it completely misunderstands, or outright contradicts, the song’s meaning. Instead of celebrating connection, the lyrics are a cautionary tale about what happens when that connection is neglected.

For me, it's Father's Day by Weddings Parties Anything

>>149153911
You say it like Fox Sports are the first to do it

>>149153911
kek imagine being in the media and having no media literacy
fo shame fox sports especially when footy is inherently pro family

>>149153933
https://youtu.be/2Xi8NvSetZc

>>149153911
Oh, you think using "Cat’s in the Cradle" for a montage of wholesome dad-and-kid moments is ironic? Sure — if you take the song literally and miss the entire emotional depth behind it. The whole point is that it’s a cautionary tale. Pairing it with present, loving fathers actually amplifies the message: “Don’t be like this guy. Look how good it can be.” It’s not tone-deaf — it’s intentionally bittersweet. It hits because it reminds you how easy it is to miss the moments that matter.

Also, not everything has to be so on-the-nose. Sometimes contrast makes things more powerful. The song is about love — just with the sting of regret. So when you see a dad playing catch or hugging his kid while those lyrics play, it’s not irony — it’s a gut punch that says, “Hold on to this. Don’t let it slip away.”

>>149153945
>fo shame fox sports

>>149153966
I love you son

>>149153945
This post brought to you by Sportsbet™ btw

>>149153975
If I was that advertising theory retard I’d be pissed at you stealing my joke

For me it's the sci-fi novel Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut

>>149153966
I don’t know why the one on the right cracks me up so much but here we are

this is what happens when the family watches cricket instead of the footy we all get spastic and turn on each other

>>149154008
Was it about a bad father?

>>149154010
It's because he's mouthing 'based whistling ad'

That’s enough Kev for tonight, time for Seinfeld

>>149154018
HOLY FUCKING GOTTEM

>>149154018
>t. mouth expert

>>149153958
Oh please, spare me the poetic gymnastics. You’re really pretending that slapping "Cat’s in the Cradle" over a feel-good dad montage is some kind of high-concept emotional contrast? No, it’s just lazy or clueless editing. The entire song is explicitly about neglect, missed moments, and generational emotional absence - not “look how beautiful fatherhood is.” It’s not a bittersweet tribute, it’s a gut-wrenching warning, and using it to celebrate present, involved dads is like playing "Tears in Heaven" at a baby shower. This isn’t some nuanced juxtaposition; it’s a total misread. You don’t "reclaim" a narrative by ignoring its meaning. That’s like putting Requiem for a Dream music over a Nike ad and calling it bold. The message of Cat’s in the Cradle isn’t "cherish your kids"; it’s "you blew it and now it’s too late." So unless your montage ends with emotional devastation and a phone call that goes unanswered, you’re using the wrong song.

>>149154032

>>149154039
>high-concept emotional contrast
Yes.

>>149154039
>Oh please, spare me the poetic gymnastics. You’re really pretending that slapping "Cat’s in the Cradle" over a feel-good dad montage is some kind of high-concept emotional contrast? No, it’s just lazy or clueless editing. The entire song is explicitly about neglect, missed moments, and generational emotional absence - not “look how beautiful fatherhood is.” It’s not a bittersweet tribute, it’s a gut-wrenching warning, and using it to celebrate present, involved dads is like playing "Tears in Heaven" at a baby shower. This isn’t some nuanced juxtaposition; it’s a total misread. You don’t "reclaim" a narrative by ignoring its meaning. That’s like putting Requiem for a Dream music over a Nike ad and calling it bold. The message of Cat’s in the Cradle isn’t "cherish your kids"; it’s "you blew it and now it’s too late." So unless your montage ends with emotional devastation and a phone call that goes unanswered, you’re using the wrong song.

>>149154039
I have to agree with you here

>mfw +25% of posts ITT are after full-time

>>149154061
I really love this wojak. So good.

>>149154039
>about neglect
He was at work, not the pub. Maybe the wife shouldn’t have been bitching for a new washing machine all the time or something

*golden point time

>>149154092
Save it friend, it’s yours

>>149154103

>>149154016
Without getting into spoilers yes in a way it is kek.

>>149154076
cricket watchers am I right

>>149154118
Well shit. I was just trying to be funny

>>149154097
Ah yes, the classic "providing financially = being a good parent" take. Congrats, you’ve cracked 1950s dad logic. Too bad emotional presence isn’t something you can put on layby.

>>149154124
This subject has hit you pretty hard and I’m sorry

>>149154106
I have. Many times.

>>149136535
Ok

>>149154144

>>149154145
how was the cricket

>>149154157
How the hell should I know, I’ve been here

>>149154140
Appreciate the concern, Freud, but if anyone’s projecting here, it’s the guy defending absentee dads like it’s a personality trait. You good?

>>149154176

>no U

>>149154076
And just a few threads ago there were comments about how /nrl/ dies after the games are over

>>149154156
Is easily top 2 wojaks imo. Along with that one where it's a gif and good hands are waving in the air. I don't have it handy but you definitely know which one I mean

>>149154122
Yes I know. Made me kek though.

>>149154194
More a cope projector guy myself

>>149154215
I am a fan of the projector, but I just don't think it's as good as this guy.

>>149154039
this guy is the Titans the rest of you are Womanly

>this guy is the Titans the rest of you are Womanly

HE DIDN'T DENY IT

/nrl/ is a bad father general

I'm BroncGODS

>HE DIDN'T DENY IT

I'm Batman

I’m Ellie’s underwear

>>149154306
exposing yourself as a freshie there

I’m Spartacus

I'm so fat, lads.

>exposing yourself as a freshie there

>>149154327
RIP Andy. Show was never the same without him

>>149154332
>t. everyone

Unironically how do we fix Manly

>>149154076
More like +33% now

The Adelaide Sea Eagles

>>149154344
They’ll fix themselves in a year or two. DCE going is a pain for them, but it’s for the best

Libby Surha's sister debuted for the Hockeyroos

Adelaide Sea-Eagles v Perth Sharks
>perfect Thursday night game

>>149154381
>I KNOW DCF A GOOD REMOVALIST

Shouldn't DCE be mentoring a new up and coming half

Canterbury spent all their cash

>>149154414
Its cool bro Manly are getting another geriatric has-been half back next year
No mentoring needed

Thread's gone to shit lads. Hope NuThreadcunt makes another at the stroke of midnight so I don't have to look at these garbage posts.

threadsperg watching the clock rn

>>149154929
Jealousy looks nasty on you, we love NuThreadcunt

>>149154576
*fingerguns*
>>149154942
>>149154942
>>149154942