news: Ben did NOT die

>>149136657 (OP)
he died after being laid out by a bum from cuba

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

Was that retard actually serious when he said Yan?
He already lost 50-40 to Merab lmao

makin' a 'za.

>>149137085
That's a pie and a half right then and there

Just got off the phone and apparently my biggest opp that has caused me a lot of problems for the prior 8 months has died in a freak accident.
Not really sure how to feel.

>>149137085
anchovies? The most disgusting thing in the entire world get a ventricina

>>149137226
women post in heem?

>>149136782
Might as well have Umar rematch him gorillion times because nobody else even comes close.

>>149137226
those lil niggas are delish af, what are you on about?

Cut Caio

>>149137194
I had something similar happen years ago. Dude I worked with constantly fucking off and up on purpose, always making it my problem. Then he got horribly maimed at work and was paralyzed, and just died last year. I celebrated with a few shots and laughed my ass off. Fuck retards that make your life worse. 0 sympathy.

yeah thats nice and all but hold that thought
ill heem u after work

almost fought a dude at the gas station just now

you pussies could never be rude to a stranger in public

>>149137831
Damn close call, did he thank you after you blew him out of shear fear? Respectfully.

>>149137627
he isnt home hes still in the hospital. this shit opened my eyes to how click bait mma media is
ariel might be gay or whatever but he doesnt just post shit on a whim like these retards

>>149137831
I regularly called coloreds losers in public

Pawgs with dawgs

My favorite chocolate brand has changed the label on their milk chocolate nougat bar from "nougat" to "honey almond"

Dear Diary

>>149137972
You were supposed to post this at 11:54:47 not 11:55:47!

bbbbbbeast of a card tonight

>>149137853
Turn on your monitor and change ya DDDDDDDDDP (double dip doggy dick dead daddy dick down dirty diaper panties).

>muay thai and peakaboo boxing work perfectly together
>it sort of becomes capoeira
>add wrestling

perfect fighter

oh shit I just described yoel romero

pride rulez

he always gets revved by racism

Good job dumbasses. You NIGGERS made TWO /heem/ threads. Now our numbers are halved.

>>149138034
Low-IQ racism from raped trannies is reprehensible.

Ben Asscream has passed away

>>149138007
Nigga name St. Louis.

242 indians were heemed.

Dis doo posting half naked doos

stay hydrated

>>149138191
whatever happened to khabib water?

Daner just offered you free VIP tickets as well as flight and hotel to UFC 317. But the plane is a Boeing. Do you accept?

>>149138242
Sure, but I just take the train instead.

>>149138242
Jokes on him I live in Vegas.

>>149138242
yes. if boeing was the only plane in the world, it would still be the safest mode of transport by a healthy margin
making this up but i bet its true

>>149138242
Ben Askren is fucking dead and you're making posts like this.

I'm retarded now!

We are so fucking back

>>149138561
Imagine pinning ming to the ground and just raping her with your dick.

>>149138578
a really fat shotgun

>>149138581
Like in a sexual way?

>>149138561
Shi Ming? Uh yeah Im thinking this name sounds exactly like Sheeming.

whens brock lensaqr coming back to ufc?

>>149138614
that one dude in the crowd that just realized it's all fake

*farts violently*

Don't do that please

*sniffs*

New episode of Good Guy/Bad Guy drops today

>>149138711
>he actually watches that goyslop

you can not say congrat about whiskey

>>149138738
She's taking a BBC in this pic

>>149138738
You're so mean spirited.

>>149138799
actually she's jilling off to Marge Simpson rule 34

PENNSISTERS, THEY STOLE OUR HOME!!!
>Court forces BJ Penn to vacate home, extends protective order against former UFC champ

>>149138802
Hes a loser

>>149138841
all according to keikaku...

Some times you just text with a qt and you think to yourself: Damn we should adopt 2 black infants and raise them together.

>>149138874
>>149138802
Two gaybois

When you're always winning it can be hard to lose

>>149138908
*kisses you*

>>149138917
because you're not used to it or something?

All I do is win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind I can never get enough.

>>149138940
Because you're always winning, may seem impossible

>>149138972
All I do is win, win, win no matter what.

Losing once or twice don't matter if you don't care about winning, but winning once or twice do matter if all you do is losing.

qt 3.14 marries you BUT you have to adopt 2 black children. would you do it bappa?

joshua "paige ""van"derfort"zant"""

>>149138986
If you win this time you might lose next time, but if you lose this time you might win next time

>>149139000
Are they from afriga?

>>149139008
nah it's 2 lil niggas that didn't stop crying when mamma told em if they didn't stop, gangbangers would do a driveby.

>>149139000
It's as they say you win some you lose some

>>149139005
why do bjj and muay thai niggas wear this zesty ahh shit all the time
like graphics with clowns getting decapitated and eyeballs everywhere n shi

They say that you win some and you lose some but what you win might not be relevant to what you lose making it so that winning one thing does not make up for what has been lost and vice versa.

Joe Rogan is not gay.

Mad bitch lmao

>>149139100

>>149139081
Blud freshly spaffed the mandem

>>149139000
I pull a massive swerve by divorcing her and marrying the boys when they come of age. HUGE POP

>>149139112
how do you say 'zesty' in jersey?

>>149139112

>>149139081
>chalking up for kettlebells

Just learned Dana White spunked off the mandem opps

>>149139081
Joe Rogan has sweetness within him

growth mindsetcels
vs im the bestchads

>>149139124
fruttato

>>149139100
Brother you just signed your post.

Kevin Holland has an ego problem

Mad bitch lol

i'm a mad bitch whatup

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1l9o1zq/vs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

>>149136657 (OP)
Ben Askren is still in hospital and is NOT home as DC previously stated.

>>149139248
based, always nice to see what redditchads are up to

bros posting reddit links

>>149138034
Racism is the rev of my engine

>>149139000
>>149139035
Have you ever seen a knee grow in real life before?

>I want the hipster faggot fanbase

>>149139279
>newtranny doesn't know that r/ufc and /heem/ are allies
fuck off back to r/mma

If 2/3s D and a P wins vs Khamzat does that make him the next middleweight goat?

Glory 100 looks very fun

>I want the mad bitch fanbase

nigga cheeseburger

>>149139137
they are soviet tool against weakness, comrade

>>149139311
Yeah on opposite day maybe.

>>149139308
Middleweight is one of the divisions where most people agree that the GOAT isn’t the best fighter

joe rogan a sugar plum fairy boi

>>149139294
You literally have sex with male to female transsexuals that you meet on homosexual dating apps such as Grindr.

>>149139349
Who doesn’t?

>>149139349
AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?!

doo jealous af

>>149139340
But is a goat nonetheless?

>>149139349
A much better option than interacting with a woman

>>149139000
If they're African girls then fine, no to anything else

Janny janny gimme the news Ive got a bad case of revving you

Someone in this thread has shat blood and it sure as hell ain't me!

>>149139415
because you aint a real one

Mark "The Harmer" Coleman

Ben Askren is dead to me after he embarrassed us by losing to Jake Paul.

YOU TALKIN SHIT ON THE HEEM? MEET ME SUMWHERE

Du Piggy received pozz donation from a new BBC dick daddy

>>149139260
he was in Vegas hes back home in Wisconsin
imagine making the leap that he's in his house from that

>>149139634
Not a grand leap, really. Not like Wisconsin has some special pneumonia clinic that he had to be transferred to.

>>149139634
>imagine making the leap that he's in his house from that
that's literally what "back home" means

Lost interest in the sport a while ago but I saw MMA Guru in my subbed channels and apparently he now gets 150k+ views per video? What happened?

>>149139711
He was falsely accused of rape and the trial plus subsequent exoneration led to a surge in popularity.

>>149139550
Uh retard we're supposed to be supporting Dricus against Khamzat cause he's African

Which cocky fighter would you like to see get humbled?

>>149139777
pyfer

>>149139777
jean silva

WE cannot follow THEM

leon tell them about what kind of car you drive

Ben Askren is still unresponsive
Likely braindead

>>149139777
Jean Silva, and it doesn't have to be a fight. I want to see him humbled by a plane crashing directly on him

Grrrr I hate that Jean Silva how dare he have entertaining fights grrrrrrrrrr

https://streamable.com/6cg42a

I follow them.

>>149139961
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM

>JOOS ARE THE REASON I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND AM VIRGIN INCEL

>borralho - killed askren
>ruffy - gooby 2.0 aka mega rapist
>silva - jew
>prates - smokes cigs
evil fucks

>>149140027
I look like this and kill myself like this while saying this

>>149140027
This is true but i do have couple friends.

evil always defeats good

*points and laughs at chud*

Follow me
Everything is alright

Heil Israel

>>149139983
woah bro you totally dominated him in sparring tell your grandkids you beat a champ

sipping on diet goke

>>149140094
what the FUCK is there problem?

The face of a man that makes people foam like rabid dogs.

The Chin will be there for Usmeng.

ilia has the same reach as max

Jean will Heem Diegaped Lobussy

>>149140152
That's not a very out there statement, I can't expect anyone who can't be first to beat Silva

>>149140141
early stoppage

ufc employee nina marie drama

You call yourself a /heem/ fan? Name one fighter then.

Ben Askren is down on the scorecards but he's not out of the fight yet.

>>149140174
Uhh, Il-Ilia Topturo, Opturo

>>149140174
Fyodor Emeleiekiloi

>>149140174
bryan callen

>>149140174
Aaron Delkins

>>149140174
dana white

Looks like we got a bunch of true fight fans on /heem/
Nice to be in such knowledgeable company

if you think the dricus stock is high now, you haven't seen anything yet

>>149140247
Hey that's not a fighter

>>149140282
he may not be a conventional fighter but he does fight for us all. if not for dana we wouldn't have badass shows like picrel

oh, oh daaaana

let me tell you that you're fuckin fat

>>149140282
uhh ever heard of Dana White's Looking for a Fight?

triple cheeseburga? large coke? ya done

>>149138561
bruna brasil sounds like a porn name

a stern reminder that it's against the law to post the ancient esoteric dricus vs gamrot lore

shut up faggot

>>149140452
the popo's already on my tail for posting leaked footage of jeff molina vs muhammad mokaev, fuck it

>>149140174
Cereal Gain
Jon Africa
Jiri Prokraev
Shane O‘Malley
Tai Tutuvasa
Yarear Rodriguez
Stiopic
Chamiv
Brock Larsnor

They should’ve let Dricus beat Gayrot to death

Still don't understand Gamrot. He beats an unranked and then calls out the two fighters directly below him in the rankings.

FACT: Mateusz "Gamer" Gamrot is the ONLY ranked UFC Lightweight that has never lost by KO or Submission.

>>149140480

>>149140495
would've saved pisslam the embarrassment of ducking him

Gamrot cannot be KO'd
Gamrot cannot be submitted

Merab fucked Sean's pawg milf mom

>>149140174
Uhhh Amelia Earhart

Gamrot is ducking Gamrot

>>149140645

De Fries vs Wrzosek kino this weekend
Wrzosek is the guy who bonked badr hari on the head

>>149140525
Levels.

>>149139777
Ooo one of my favorite genre of mma videos.

Imma drop dot on heads fore I lose my respect

RIZIN early Saturday morning too

>>149140718
>SALT

Namajunas butthole tastefully placed on a bathroom sink

>>149140718
>farphayap grabs

Beimdel

>>149140718
>sasuke

>>149140174
Coldbitch Cuckintown

>mcgregor vs cowboy was 11 years ago
what the fuck man

You live and then you die

>>149140961
Yeah and the UFC is 31 years old.

nice and flowy yeh

>>149140989
Not me

poop chomas

jacob ortiz

Man I was scared that MMA would become obsolete because of Power Slap for a while there.

Favourite Tito Ortiz quote?

Mine is "I for sure wanna outlive my kids"

>>149141121
https://youtu.be/9LZWNbf82m8

Bitch Im the dab daddy

>>149141121
"I wanna tell me what you see lets go ahead and see by the fight what you saw in the ring"

>>149141121
Five days a week, I'll train three days a week. One of those days I will train two days of the week.

>>149141121

>>149141121
Jealous of him? This guy can't even put a fuckin' sentence together man, are you kidding me right now? He's reaching for he's reaching for those grapes. He's trying to make his wine, and the wine's already soundin' like a violin with that cheese and wine...um...we'll see on November 24th

>>149140311
Teixeira might be good and a fun heeming addition to heavyweight. But like the majority of /heem/, I'm a literal faggot...so if he doesn't have a rock hard sexy body, I can't be bothered to watch.

>>149141255
based Ortiz predicting mma future what a legend

>You guys ever hear of Hansel and Gretel? So there's these two kids, Hansel and Greta, they're brothers, sister, brother sister and they like candy and treats and they like to walk in the woods. Well, there's some old witch and she sees them, Hans and Gretel, and they see her and her candy and then she eats them. Chael Sonnen are those two dumb kids.

one. more. sleep.

do you think tito ever feels sad about how retarded he is or is he too low iq to comprehend that sort of thing

>>149141462
He's too busy having sex with women.

hoes callin me the dab daddy

washed guys

jdm vs prime leon would have been sick

I truly don't understand how your knees can be fucked and you can still be a professional MMA fighter, and a highly ranked one at that. Functioning knees seem pretty important to nearly every aspect of fighting

Are people just overplaying it? I would've guessed so but he walks backwards up the stairs ffs

>>149141477
Bitch Im the dab daddy

>>149141479
little marty better not be serious about wanting to fight dricbeast

>>149141540
a case of mistaken identity b

dricus du plessis is white supremacy incarnate

>>149141479
>mogged by wmma cans

>>149141534
he goes forwards up the stairs and backwards down them, seen him do it leaving the cage after fights

When Dricus knocks people out they tend to go to sleep, but they also don't sometimes, whereas the only times Khamzat's knocked people out they've always gone to sleep. Food for thought

Bitch IM the dab daddy >:(

>wmma cans
all wmma are cans

>Awwwlroighy wats all this den, which one of yous is tha dab daddy innet?

>>149141642
You are a woman.

Im not the dab daddy so Im a victim :(

>>149141704
A victim of drug and alcohol abuse and porn addiction, yes.

>>149141595
>white supremacy incarnate

Factual.

>>149141738
this fight ended with a bantu yielding

>>149141738
keeping the black man down

>>149141730
Don't forget dead daddy dickdowns sadly.

Anyone else get a bad feeling about his wife?
>It's times like this that remind you how truly blessed you are.
Really? When your husband’s on death’s door?

bitch I'm Joe daddy

Why is spammy always so mad all the time?

>>149141779
she's thankful for the friends and community support. imagine having to go through that alone

Zatdaddy will dick down dirty diaper panties I fear

>>149141803
perma-mind raped by you im afraid

>>149141827
Factual post sadly :(

and then...
KABOOOOOOM
israel was nuked into retirement

>>149141757
How'd this fight end, playa?

White bitch gettin' a BLACKED eye from a Bantu DICK DADDY while Du Piggy flicky he clitty in the corner?

>>149141534
I'm sure there's some truth but it's way exaggerated. I think he told someone a long time ago that he had to walk on grass and go backwards up stairs after recovering from a specific injury. That guy told Rogan on a podcast, that usman's knees are permanently destroyed and he forever has to walk on grass and go up stairs backwards (even though we never see him do this in any embedded). Then rogan started bringing it up on every podcast for a few years to make Usman look like a badass "Did you know usman has no knees and has to walk up stairs backwards because he's in so much pain? AND he's the champion of the WORLD? Imagine how good he would be with GOOD knees"
Then Usman let it keep going because it presents an image that he has to go through more adversity and work than everybody else.

>>149141827
Don't ride Ms. Raped too hard xer necrosing clitty finna break off I fear.

Saar I am the Bantu Benshod basterd Daddy!!

Who revved and raped xer?

FACT: Du Piglet tightens his clitty cage every time a bacon Boer gets butchered by BBC

Pakibong has buck broken this general, even got niggas copying him now

>>149141779
remember when ben said she was ugly

be that as it may, there's no denying that dricus would effortlessly heem aspinall

I deny that dricus would effortlessly heem aspinall.

aspinall rides a 15 year old bicycle btw

>>149141903
when you really think about it whitegawds dicked down the entire continent of africa and now they've had enough they are tagging in the chinese to take their turn

>>149141982
and jacked taiwanese boys wont be empathetic about exploiting africa

>>149141982
I’m afraid dirty diaper Donald already confirmed that bacon bussy Boers have been genocided

>>149141978
That's about how far back you have to go for quality, white craftsmanship.

Boston Salmon is fighting this weekend

>>149141978
my humble goat

>>149142021
one last run

>>149141978
He needs to ride his Jondaddy's BBC.

another one of those threads huh
actually most of heem threads are like this now. fuck this gay shit man

big boer cock

Lil' piggy white boy waitin' he turn for the Bantu dick daddy to puttem in a blanket and fry his bacon bussy I'm afraid.

THIAGO "THE PITBULL" ALVES!

FACT: Dricus du Plessis is undefeated against blacks.

We turned you pigniggas inna George Floyd.

>>149142134

>>149142021
>-300

>>149142134
He can never lose when he gets to watch bacon boers get they bussies BLACKED by Bantu DICK DADDIES while he finna oink n' squeal in the corner flickin' he crispy bacon clitty.

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>149142115
Has there ever been a skinny Afrikaans?

Belel should be cut

>>149142199
They got a lifetime supply of Bantu dick daddies to suckle on.

Lifetimes getting cut shorter each year by they BLACK DADDIES.

the result will always be the same

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKC-IAWSRvD/?igsh=bW1lNXZtazI3ODJ4

Du piglet suckled on his Brundaddy’s chocolate churro

The result will always be the same.

Literally just remembered Sean Brady exists. he has been completely memoryholed for this Islam JDM fight

Dricus du Plessis beat Derek Brunson so bad his corner threw in the towel.

Boer's are built for big Bantu cocks

>>149142310
jdm's first defense will be brady
islam has 0 intent to move up to 170

lets be friends

Why bacon bussy boers put up stakes and not strips?

within 10 minutes brunson's closest companions thought he might die in there

MMA?

>>149142162
proven realistic post

Du Piggy beat off a nigga so hard Nasty Vasti had to throw out the towels.

>>149142336
Damn du piglet sucked a nigga off so hard he had to take a nap

>>149142339
you never touch the rose again ok

im Darren Elkins and welcome to CTEASS

>>149142355
>>149142364
u guys are a cute transbian couple

>>149142162
>>149142306
>>149142331
>heh foreign invaders should all be killed
>N-NOOO NOT LIKE THAT

>>149142387
Turn on your monitor and tell Xadame to stop standing there with unchanged DDPs

>>149142393
bantus are not native to south africa ;)

>>149142364
Po lil' bacon boers get a dirt nap when the BBC hit too hard I'm afraid.

what's funny is they've completely forgotten about khamzat

Dricus Du BBC lover lusts for Senegalese spunk all day long and wants his Rhodesian rose to be black booty blasted

>>149138609
The Pig and the Nig is a better show title

>>149142450
Might as well just prepare for him to pull out.

>>149142416
They are. Even if we weren't it wouldn't matter. We cum in white bitches, see piggy white boys flick they clitties, and conquer y'all AGPKiniggas.

Ask Austin Metcalf about how native a Bantu is, playa.

>>149142466
They're using the jaws of life to get Pozzedtaker's prolapsed jawussy from his Zatdaddy's BBC.

Critical condition, might not fully make it.

>>149142471
>We

>>149142466
Zatdaddy will only pull out of nasty Vasti so du piggy can service his sword and swallow the septic spunk seeping out of her, sadly

I see the progressives are logged in.

>>149142499
True.

I am a piggy white boy oinkin' and squealin' for BBC dick daddies.

What's the most a nigga ever stretched you out, playa?

>We

>>149137194
Many such cases,protect yourself at all times

Asspinall + BBC

Name a more iconic duo.

Tom Aspinall has defeated every black he has ever faced.

>>149142540
>big buckbreaker cock

Tomala was pozzed with GRIDS sadly

>>149142551
I was about to lash out at you on impulse but I thought about it and realized that everything you said is true

One Indian survived that plane crash. He should start an mma career with how durable he is.

koonzat's long slinky neck gets snatched up and snapped on the first attempt

>>149142614
why did he get the middle finger?

I don't watch PFL because of peer pressure

>>149142587
That's bs the whole plane turned into a fireball no way he was a passenger

REMINDER: Du Piglet got disqualified for tryna a suck a nigga off mid fight

>>149142631
He’s unbreakable, like Bruce Willis in that movie. Can’t be heemed.

>>149142648
note that that man is White

>>149142628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXSZz-yeI4o

>>149142628
Blk boy called him a bbc suckling piggy in the press conference

I beat Petr Yan 50-45.

Oooh look at me Im making healthier lifestyle choices like lifting weights outside and drinking protein smoovies

>>149142676
you're above this

The BDS melty when Zatdaddy spitroasts Du Pozzy is going to be tremendous

>>149142665
True it is unusual for Du Piggy to suck a white man off

Bitch Im the making healthier lifestyle choices daddy

>>149142540
Aspinall + Cuck Trolley

>>149142705
BDS = Big Dick Sneed

>>149142734
>when the Blaydes BBC dick down was so good you can't walk

7 inches is not big I (we) lament.

>>149142751
Xadame’s necrosed clitty was bitten off by xer mother’s bulldog sadly

>>149142425
Now that they've been avenged and blacks have been humbled, where do we go from here?

Curtis Blaydes broke my kneecap so Im a victim :(

I was insecure about my huge nails until I saw godpinal and I shared the same aryan nail length

>>149142811
>>149142824
Xadame backing up xer bussy for xer BBC daddies as usual.

>>149142838
Talmbout 9 inch nails through each one of my eyelids b?

Talmbout the British Broadcasting Corporation b?

Xadame Xneed openly admits to loving black transsexuals.

Talmbout mma?

>diarrhea penis penis [diarrhea] penis diarrhea gay interracial sex diarrhea [fighter name] diarrhea penis penis penis penis anal sex penis Dana White

Last card was good, it had heems and weems all over

some 1 post the joe rogan ai reading of the many aspects of fighting that cazzies miss

>>149142778
Du Piggy was too busy suckin' a nigga off to avenge these pigly niggas I'm afraid.

>>149142938
Got you

>>149142551
Every nigga has busted in Pozzedpinall's face I'm afraid.

>>149142922
that's luke rockhold compared to what these posters must look like

KILL THE BOER
KILL THE FARMER

Ben Askren has been unresponsive for 3 days. When will his wife make the decision to pull the plug?

>>149142982
I've seen this guy successfully arm dragged by a fat middle aged man Dricus will destroy him.

>>149142922
Luke looking fine as always

K-1

>>149142990
What happened to him again? Some sudden severe pneumonia?

>>149142996
Du Piggy will jerk his Zatdaddy's third arm I'm afraid.

>>149142990
I'm afraid icecream faith is in the hands of doctor stoppage not the judges

K-2

K-3

Ben Askren has gone completely brain dead.

>>149143022
fooook first time seeing this one

>>149142982
Excellent post.

Why is spammy always so afraid all the time?

>>149142825
chael entrance mogging

>>149143067
>>149143044
Crapcop

K-4

>>149143086
>give me attention!! Im a victim :(

>>149143105
Can you let dariush free from your basement

Gahdoosh b

crawl crap? yuuuuuuuuge fan b legend of da sport one hunner percent

>>149143067
>>149143044
>>149143022
What's the point of all these posts

all that we can be sure of is that
>jon jones' forehead demon grows hungry
>aspinall fight is securely in the bin
>if demon possession is complete outside of the octagon, it is bad news bears.

>What's the point of all these posts

>>149143175
Hallafaymar

Jon Jones will be inducted into the HOF
Tomala Harrispinall will not be.

Molly McCann will be inducted into the HOF
Sean Woodson will not be.

would you rather have a 3 daughters or a retarded son?

how is tom aspinall still in the ufc, let alone ranked?
cut this inactive bum already

>>149143233
Only poolk can answer this

>squish squish
uh oh!

Tom Aspinall has 3 sons.

>>149143233
How retarded are we talking about?

>>149143269
Uh oh! Xadame did another steatorrhea stinky!

>>149143303
have to check you shoes every morning for surprises

>>149143309
Damn, so Schaub level. Guess I begrudgingly choose 3 daughters then.

DJ Danielbros...

Someone post meisha tate's namajunas

make no mistake

Daniel "DP" Poirier
amirite guys hehe (please upvote my post!)

Merab got cancelled in geoegia

times you felt like war machine
>make funny joke
>nobody laughs
>someone else says the same joke
>everyone laughs

>>149143411
Why

>>149143382
the real needler mover

>>149139035
Just put them on HRT

>>149143437
I want a slurpee

>>149143438
He didn't condemn the government

>>149143450
i'll call jeff molina

merab is shameless and has no conscience

>>149143504
That's every manlet

>>149143504
And its for those 2 exact reasons that I boy merab.

Merab doulecheese is an American champion, nothing to do with shartgia

white man's sport

next post ends in doubles inshallah

>>149143504
merab is a shemale??

>thank you joe sweet rogan, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT POORGIA, I AM AMERICAN, I PAY TAX TO AMERICAN IRS, POORGIANS CAN SEETHE AND TONGUE MY AMERICAN ASSHOLE WHILE I GET HAIRLINE REPLACEMENT SURGERY, USA USA USA

sorry I read wrong

>>149143583
Fraid Sherab contracted AGP when Umar gaped xer bussy

>>149143381
there's a tate butthole pic out there?

>>149143651
I meant boobs

>>149143663
that shot heemed raufeon stots

My fists are legally registered lethal weapons.

>>149138614
did Brock Lesnar lose height?

who's your favourite deceased fighter?

>>149143411
journalists always behaving like apes. It's fucking Merab not some euro parliamentary tone it down.

Rafeon steatorrhea really got heemed dead by Merab and patchy mix. Retire bro

name a more iconic shorts than Anderson Silva's burger king shorts

i can't name a single ACTUAL fighter in the ufc

there has never been an actual fighter in UFC

that wasn't the real patchy mix in there saturday night

>>149143859
elwood dalton

Are there any good PFLattor fighters or would they all get fraud checked by ranked gatekeepers in UFC?

>>149143913
just UFC washout fat francis ngubu
brazzacels and hipster faggots will try and tell you usman nurmagomedov is good but he's dogshit

Several of Patchy Mix's fights have looked like that in the past. He doesn't know what to do when pressuree

how did patchy mix beat anyone in his career fighting like that? it's not like mario was hitting him with anything crazy or particularly well timed, it was literally just jabs and 1-2s

When TOPTURRO tko's people they dont fucking move

90% of /heem/ picked patchy minks just because Mario bautista faudchecked Aldo

>>149143411
Damn too bad Merab is an American citizen living in Los Vegas

>>149144104

we cannot do it

>>149144138
do what?

You gotta have an AmeriCAN attitude

>>149144077
>inb4 Usman gets heemed by dookie on his debut fight

Simulation change Avicii

Simulation change Scrumbie aspinal stop being such a ninkompoop boy, those are my training shoes!

Scrumbie! *shits inside your boots*

"I dont really give a fuck where he's from but ill show him who he is" is a nasty line

Speaking of shit, anyone ITT ever shat blood? How does that even happen.

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>>149144218
ESL's frankly wouldn't appreciate it

UFC has been boring ever since I was over stimulated by the mortal kombat mexican vegas dome and now every other venue is just so boring in comparison

yeah you did. a nerve of steel that is

Ye let's give the notorious quitter a title shot against Topuria

I searched for “/mma/“ and couldn’t find this thread, why is it called “/heem/“? Can we change that

>>149144323
he can't quit if he's out cold retard

>>149144323

>>149144336
mma discussion is only a small part of r/heem

>>149144336
/heem/ is a combat sports general.

Ben askren is back home

>>149144410
in a casket?

we cant

Cyril Gane is back home.

which wmma has the most fapworthy OF?
hardmode: no pvz

>>149144423
However its been invaded and robbed because his dumb ass lives in Paris, kwab!

>>149144433
pretty sure ive seen her butthole

My name es cyril gane and I dont think to secure my belongings when I am away from them because I am le retarded.

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

BEN ASKREN'S FUCKING DEAD

>>149144433
it would be homosexual of me to provide you with that information

who is Ben Askren ducking in order to fake his death?

>yeah I think he's a punk, a dead punk, I see him it's on sight he's gonna feel these staph infected hands homie

Ben's okay...

>>149144457
Gane?? Gane is home, shuffling in his balcony

>>149144477
brazza in green hoodie you know dis

>>149144484
how can one man be so kino?

what is this posture called

>>149144512
J

they will devour you

>>149144215
Best forced meme of 2025 so far solemnly

>>149144215
they be on their periods

>>149140174
conor "the IRISH GOAT" mcgregor

>>149144580
The only fighter with a better GOAT case than Conor is Jon Jones. I’m not joking.

Natalia Silva

There is only one fighter from argentina and it's that wmma whore who twerks in front of her son

>>149144606
Put some respect on Ponzibobo‘s name

you wanna play 21?

>>149144643
Gambling is for losers unless you counting cards

>>149138007
PFL starts in 8 bings

>>149144643
I got 92

>>149144671
Have sex

New
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>>149140174
MMA Guru