Thread 149137054

WTC Final @ Lord's, day 2:

scores at Tea:
South Africa 138.
v Australia 212. & 32/2.

YFO

YFO

>>149137054 (OP)
>White postman
How old was that show?

>>149137054 (OP)
YFI

ASAMCCO (Australians, Saffas, and MCC members only, no exceptions)

IFO

Ok, lets all just calm down and enjoy the cricket

postman pat snd his black and white bat

did Australia get Postman Pat? that's odd.

>>149137080
How many boers could he kill?

>>149137054 (OP)
Uzzie sitting on the van

>>149137076
chabin kwais x

>>149137081
stay safe fella eyequeem KEK x

lots of posters seething today. idk what happened

Names/numbers/countries look like complete shit on the shirts.
Should be solid white with only the country emblem on the front.

>>149137104
so true

>>149137092
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat.
Early in the morning... something.

But yeah, was on ABC (our national broadcaster).

>>149137104
Shouldn't even be that desu, should just be plain whites, I guess they have to have sponsorships in the modern age, but they should be limited to the arms

How is ngidi so fat now wtf happened, also his pace has fallen off heaps

>>149137104
ok boomer

any specialist fielders / mascots in?

Domestic one day games should go back to whites as well and get rid of pyjamas

>>149137140
it was good up until howard picked a fight with them in 2005 or so

SA could maybe chase 250 desu

>>149137140
If you didn’t have Austar you were a laughing stock.

*Punches bard in the gob*

>>149137141
I was a specialist fielder when I played back in the day. I could bowl some medium pace, but otherwise just there to throw and catch and field - and well.

>>149137153
Maybe if they had 20 wickets.

>>149137140
careful, you'll upset the fake mick and his power bottom gender fluid boyfriend

>>149137104
https://neblake.com/products/mkiii-cricket-shirt-long-sleeve

*lays down his extremely heavy PARSIQ bags and has a nice sit down*
ahhh

>>149137141
hello, Cam Green posting from the dressing room here

>>149137166
he's not me retard iykwim haha

M E R V
E
R
V

We getting rawdogged by Scotland right now but at least the batters are trying.

>>149137092
The cat's name was Jess

Might shave my head

>>149137140
>>149137155
Back in the day you needed special antennas for certain channels.
Didn't get channel 10 (Simpsons) until the third antenna. That still didn't get SBS (South Park) until years later when they changed the broadcast frequency.

>>149137191
is it true all dutch men have massive cocks?
are you circumcised?

both should be playing

>>149137205
do recommend if you're balding, start off with a buzz though

>>149137117
fuck the melody of "and his black and white cat" goes hard

>>149137191
Why don’t you faggots ever try and play rugby? I’ve seen that you are not all lanklets and some have muscles.

>>149137221
they have taken his land

>>149137217
Penis size has a (weak) correlation to height. Dutchies being the tallest country therefore have larger cocks on average.

The French are packing.

>>149137239
They don't have rugby union at school. They're also a bunch of pussies

>>149137239
Still don't forgive you for leaving the Super Rugby comp cunt

>>149137221
Hazlewood is one of the boys with Starc / Cummins
I'm not sure if poor Scotty B has even been invited to their famous fast bowlers whatsApp group (meanwhile James Pattinson is still in it)

>jansen injured
Bed time

ah fuck that shit got bent backwards

if jansens dead then its game over

>>149137251
Is that the NRL?

>>149137191
Need a Scotty Edwards 100 here

>>149137155
>austar
country pleb detected.

what happened to that burger fella he looked better than ngidi

>>149137274
Could identify the rich cunts by the satelites on their roof.

>>149137274
City poof wog detected

as mainstream as it is to say the best city (and it's not even close desu) in Australia is Sydney desu
as an outsider / visitor I can be objective in this and it's simply a fact

>>149137251
Piss off you kicked out the Cheetahs. Then they kicked out the Cheetahs of whatever it is called. Now I just follow them on Instagram because I can’t be arsed to watch the Cheetahs play the Valke on a Wednesday night. I was told at golf on Sunday that the Sharks and Bulls played a good game and my response was that I didn’t know and did not care.

>>149137288
We had underground cable

she really wanted them cheezels

>>149137299
Perth Bears are joining the NRL soon and will be signing Saffas on big money, and they get to live in Perth which is nice, best familiarise yourself with the superior rugby league as union is reverting back to amateur status

Super rugby should revert back to the original Super 12 format/teams and thats that *slams table*

>>149137297
Cities built on rivers have a certain je ne sais quoi, pity we don’t really have cities built on rivers aesthetics.

cant be dealing with huntsman spiders so its a big SHANT from me in terms of going to Prisonstralia tyvm

>>149137297
Depends on the person and where they grew up. Sydney's a concrete jungle packed with people, so if you're a country lad it can be a bit too much.
Adelaide is (was?) like a big country town which was pretty nice, but it might've been overrun with rats in the last few years.

get mulder and kagiso on

>>149137299
>at golf
based

>>149137323
Perth has a river and a lake

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>at golf
cringe (not a sport btw)

Gone gottem
>>149137315
I’m not sure what you are talking about mate.

might only need 130 at this rate.

GONE
FUCK OFF

STOP PLAYING SHOTS IT'S NOT EVEN DAY 3 YOU SPASTIC

GOTTEM GET GONE

Only elite in division Two btw

>3/44
Thinking Saffas might win this.

GONE GOTTEM
TIME FOR YOU TO LABU-CHANGE IN THE DRESSING ROOM!

>>149137326
adelaide's no longer like a big country town, it's become a shitty city like the rest of them

>>149137297
it is literally an objective fact. other cites have their good points, but the only city that actually pretends they are better is Melbourne, and even Melbourne knows deep down they're lying to themselves.

>>149137352
Oh nevermind you will know when it is time to know

>>149137349
spacky don't you have some outdoor walls to be screenshotting on google?

I never claimed it was a sport. Just shared my weekend which involved activities with friends and not sitting in my council shack shitposting on /sp/

>>149137371
can confirm. it's just a shitty generic big city now.

phillipe in who says no

A wicket has been taken, changing the conditions of the match. What will results?

Travis Head's test numbers not that impressive

>>149137340
I’ll need to look at it again but from aerial shots Sydney looks very cool, like Stockholm.

Questions raised about the pitch...
Bazgroundsmans whipped up a 2 day pitch

the cackle of the brown aussie woman....

We need more balding cricketsmen in the team.

>go piss
>wicket falls
Everytime fuck

controversial opinion: Brisbane is a better place to live in than Sydney

>>149137416
>controversial
not really

>>149137414
Hold it in cunt we can't afford to lose anymore today

>>149137414
mum shouldn't you be in bed?

>>149137427
Hold on I’ll help you,
*unzips*
*pisses on your faggot face*

>>149137414
get a urostomy bag like a real /cric/keter

>>149137414
Got a real /weakbladder/ over here.

oh my god please be out

>>149137416
there's really only two awful places in sydney to live. the mt druitt/doonside square & the campbelltown to macquarie fields corridor.

WALK NOW CUNT

G G

cooked DRS

>>149137439
Based

GOT HIM
GONE
NO CHOCCIE TODAY

FUCK OFF
U
C
K
O
F
F

impact outside the line.
fuck off.

>>149137407
Sydney is absolutely gorgeous and you've got not only the harbour and a river if that's your thing, but also surf beaches and mountains. It is without doubt one of the most beautiful cities in the world for location, it also is home to the most deadliest spider.

Work is calling I'm not answering

Why can’t anyone bat in tests anymore?

what's a defendable total?

>>149137481
rigged

Why isnt the capital Sydney or Melbourne? Why was Canberra chosen?

Also, goodbye Smith. I hardly knew you.

GONE GOTTEM NO CHOCCY FOR YOU

>>149137484
It's also got 5 million people in it.

>>149137496
they couldn't decide so they built canberra as a compromise

>>149137496
compromise between the two cities afaik
many countries have an irrelevant capital city, its common in federal systems too

based ngubu

>>149137506
So Canberra had no real significance until it became the capital?

>>149137522
yep, it was literally nothing

>>149137522
Canberra was built from scratch to be the capital. Designed and everything like cities: skylines

>>149137522
it didn't exist before it became the capital

Feel a sense of impending doom

>very deep interception points
Lolwat?

>Numerous local commentators, including the Ngunnawal elder Don Bell, have speculated upon possible meanings of "Canberra" over the years. These include "meeting place", "woman's breasts" and "the hollow between a woman's breasts".[30][31]
kek australia is literally the tits

I want to see Head and Webster go buck wild. Don't care if they both get out cheaply in the process. Webster should also hit Rabada for 6 and call him a nigger.

Been putting almond milk in the coffee all day today and now my vape tastes like almonds, it's supposed to be grape mint

>>149137554
taree means meeting place according to the natives around here

I'm just so sad all the time

they should have used kookaburras for this game

>>149137576
I think I saw a YouTube short saying all these vegan milks are bad and just oil mixed with other crap. I don’t care enough to go and verify as you’d never catch me paying R10 extra for almond milk so if the vegans want to waste money and then it turns out to not be good for them then it is good enough for me.

>>149137588
just B yourself

>>149137576
Why would you want to taste almonds while drinking coffee? Awful taste selection.

>>149137594
too bad cunt

>Dalgety was chosen by the federal parliament and it passed the Seat of Government Act 1904 confirming Dalgety as the site of the nation's capital. However, the New South Wales government refused to cede the required territory as they did not accept the site.[70]
holy grim imagine living in a town that was left at the altar

>>149137484
Sydney would be the most beautiful city in the world if not for the people that inhabit it.

>>149137598
I'll check the ingredients for you next time I'm in the fridge. As far as I'm aware it should just be crushed almond liquid

need to go for a cameron green

>>149137583
there's about fifty places around the country that mean that in various languages

>>149137496
Melbourne couldn't accept that Sydney had overtaken it in importance by the 1910's so they delayed it for 30 years because the Constitution said it would be in Melbourne until then. The constitution requires it to be 160km away so the three places it could have been were Goulburn, Bathurst or Newcastle. Instead of picking one of those places Melbourne delayed it by forcing it to be an entirely new city.

>>149137635
That doesn't sound right

>>149137631
that was my point
I'll make a tripcode so you can never reply to me again

>>149137588
It will get better mate. Just make sure you do something productive every day. Even if it's just having a shower and going for a walk outside. Even just hosing off your gimp and changing his straw will make a difference. Also, set an alarm for the morning and get up when it goes off, even if you just go and sit on the couch.

>>149137622
Look I’m no biologist but my monkey brain tells me you don’t get milk from nuts. Same with oats. How the hell do you get milk from oats? The only thing that makes sense is coconut milk desu.

even the roads in the tiny ACT look nice for driving lads

>>149137650
*pisses on you*

I blame the IPL for the quality of this test match.

Ex-player commentators always feel the need to self-insert

can we stop the dire aus city wars chat
people from sydney are like lol we don't like you lot from melbourne because you aren't from sydney and then they're like lol well we don't like yu because you're from sydney
the rest of the world just thinks you're irrelevant outside croc dundee and those silly hats with corks on them

>>149137661
On the road from Sydney to Canberra there's a really cool spot called Lake George that's sometimes got water and sometimes empty. You drive alongside it for about 15 minutes.

bed time

poolapse

Left to Head and Carey to save the game again.

Bed time and now dead time

>>149137678
Slats certainly self inserted himself into certain situations (Gilchrist's wife)

N G I D I
G
I
D
I

going to bed

>>149137713
yeah the only roads i've driven on as nice as these are in scotland
i live in a flat, below-sea part of the country so the roads are unstimulating and the views offer little

No review?

kek

oh look another modern brainlet batsperson with 5 acres between bat and pad

>>149137738
Coast roads can be a bit dodgy where there's mountains involved but those are nice to drive & there's usually lookouts on top of the mountains.

It's SA vs SA right now

Why the fuck would you review that.

>>149137760
*was

We are so back

GONE GOTTEM

Absolute poolapse.

I'll kill myself

Mulder what a chad

work just called

I think people underestimated how shit Australia's batting lineup is

66/6

australia have lost their head here

Bros, what happens is South Africa win?

>>149137756
>>149137713
yeah that's pretty crazy

>>149137801
memes

>>149137801
cummins has to resign

>>149137801
Getting a World Cup in a second sport will cement us as the greatest sporting nation in the world.

I'll take my own life tonight

Modern game is so cooked by memesmash

>66/6
yikes

>>149137823
game's gone

>>149137819
don't do it cameron we still need you in the gully in the 2nd innings

666

>>149137818
will have to get a Soccer WC to do that champ

>>149137652
This one is 2% almonds. Seems like a scam

>>149137780
I watched 3 episodes of X Files tonight

>>149137856
looking very late 1970s

these are the 2 'best' teams in the world

>>149137861
looking like an overweight, balding, recessed freak

more like cummouts

GUZUMPED

CUMGONE

>>149137807
funfact, an entire family drowned in 1958 when their boat got blown over by wind. the only survivor was a catholic priest who was along with them for unknown reasons but presumable to diddle the kiddies. two years earlier a squad of 5 army cadets had the exact same thing happen to them when two of them sailed out and sunk and three went to try and rescue them and their boat sunk.

POOLAPSE

>>149137877
The backstory for this is interesting. The black guy is gay and he's trying to top the white guy because he gave off gay vibes with that moustache and this is the moment he realises he's been barking up the wrong tree

gave up on trying to survive and went to slog a few knowing he'd be lucky to make it 10 minutes.

OH MY GOODNESS

I have to say I do love a bowlers game

ohnonono aus bros. Where did it all go wrong?

work just uncalled lads

-300 IQ cric

sleepberg just called

gonna have to take the afrikaans-pill

Wished I gone to this game FFS, but had an interview.

is 147-7 a good total?

BTW incase you were wondering Australia is completely and utterly fucked right now.
It's only day 2

Will Smith ever recover from this?

APOLOGISE TO BARD AND HIS REMARKABLE EYE FOR TALENT
YOU FIRST SPACKY BOWEN

>>149137939
will smith's a comedian slapper m8

australia should ask for the extra half-hour here.

>>149137914
1965

>poostralians were celebrating
>70/7

>>149137842
We’ll cheese our way to a netball World Cup and be declared the greatest with Ernie Els making the trophy and giving it to us.

>>149137935
In 1935 on an uncovered pitch, yes.
>>149137960
>never talk about the quality of the pitch until both sides have batted on it twice

roasted roo for din dins my dear saffer boros

which part of south african white flight are you from lads?

Reminder that Australia were 100 runs ahead for 0 wickets. So lost about 7 / 47 since.

>>149137974
The only way you lot would win a Netball World Cup is if you held one and forgot to tell Australia & New Zealand about it.

>>149137952
What happened then?

Been quite a few South Africans moving into my city. Might have to go check them out.

>>149137989
bowlers wicket

we got this lads
we just have to BEElive

I'm pissed off because at least 3 or 4 of those wickets were lost playing unnecessarily loose shots. Not to mention yesterday's reverse sweep debacle.
Saffas are bowling well though

Seems a British guy survived the plane crash. Popped open the door and jumped, he survived but doomed everyone else by opening the door whilst in the air.

They're miles outside you can leave it

>>149138033
wtf I love poms now

reckon they should declare now

>>149138033
imo its some pajeet who got to the wreckage site first and found a boarding pass

>>149138033
not true but in any case very based

>stats suggest there's no more than usual seam or swing movement at Lord's today
for the 500th time this game: Modern batting is cooked, so much loose play and not enough digging in a rotating the strike. I thought the Aussies could play like that though.

>>149138061same
maybe its just Rabada , Jensen and Cumdog are just elite

>>149138033
probably couldn't bear the stench any longer

Ausbros this is surely a concerning development

Australia are in a Starc situation, and need someone to Carey them to victory *kills myself*

>>149138072
There's been some good balls and dismissals along with some terrible strokes. It's unforgivable in this setting, and it's both sides to a degree but mostly the Aussie bats

>>149138083
nah aussie bowlers are 4th innings gods

>>149138091
terrible
why don't you make like a tree and LEAF

>be memestralian
>get too cocky
many such cases

>>149138133
>Win anyway

>>149138133
we're just losing to make india feel even worse.

>>149138091
chuckled ngl

>>149138133
I still reckon Australia will win this. If these blokes stay in and get a good target, like 300

You'd think after the 10 examples of snicks not carrying that the slips from both teams would be a lot more forward.
>>149138153
>saffers get these two out cheaply
>hazlewood and lyon put a 250 run final wicket stand

poolapse is over
australia slowly winning back the story

Why have the South Africans stopped taking wickets? Are we in the Resurgent Australia timeline now?

based cookie telling saffa to memeslog next innings

I have returned from my run. The trails did not disappoint and… neither it seems has my prediction (delusional hope) of an Aus collapse.

>>149138241
That's the best way to chase low totals on difficult pitches.

Take it slow trying to stay in and you'll get out for cheap. Go the smash and you'll get a bunch of runs before inevitably getting out.

Should Australia declare at this point to make it interesting? 7/91 seems excessive.

>>149138281
how many tests have you played?

>>149138308
he's phil emery

>>149138307
bazball says yes

>saffers no-balling their way to losing the match
awesome

In fairness I believe the blame lies with the brit groundsmen for (deliberately?) failing to prepare a proper test pitch, robbing us of a proper contest

next wtc Australia should play a warm up test against Ireland, it might help

ausbrosss

>boundary
WE ARE SO BACK LET'S GOOOOO

it's over the saffers have choked yet again

Based ausies denying underprivileged children of kit

anyone know which country currently holds the ashes

That's plumb on line... maybe height will save him.

just letting their hopes get up before snuffing it out

Yup, looks out LBW.

based snicko

Ton up it's quite literally over

Hotspot would neverwgjvx

Will laugh if there's a random snicko spike like that other one before with the obvious gap.
HAHAHAH IT HAPPENED
and then a cracking shot for four

should get to raise the bat when you reach 25 on this pitch tbqh

saffers think they're winning lol

Reminder, Bearstowe is a fat ginger retard and Carey did nothing wrong

>>149138455
it's over for them

where the fuck was this Netherlands against Nepal?

here's a joke
a Irishmen, a tranime poster and a saffa walks into a bar
the bartender says 'Get the fuck out"

>>149138525
It wasn't Carey that did wrong in that situation, it was the umpires because they allowed an appeal in a situation where they had both walked away and weren't even watching. It was a clear end of over dead ball.

Calling for quick singles here is insane. you do a suicidal run-out and the innings might be over in two balls.

>>149138508
Nah I reckon 180 is already too much, but I’m enjoying this while theres still hope

>>149138549
A gentleman stays in his crease until given permission by the appropriate authority

>>149138549
The ball was still live. Bairstow set off for a run and got runout like a retard.

can't get run out if they can't throw

>not that he’s a very good spinner
ooh

>>149138584
>Bairstow set off for a run
this is delusional m8

>>149138596
Nah that’s what I seen too

>>149138596
For a fat fuck he was at a full sprint.

>>149138596
okay, so he was a dopey cunt who wandered out of his crease before over was called
nice flex soap dodger

>>149138596
Agreed, a light jog would probably put Bairstow in zone 5

Sometimes I feel like I'll never be happy again

>a Irishman
Based bogan

dropped
the choke continues

>>149138571
How often have you heard umps actually call over in a test match?
Personally I think they should get rid of this nonsense of running byes that the keeper caught cleanly by having it automatically be dead when they take a ball through to the WK.

>>149138633
have a drink lad

>>149138648
>just change the laws bro
How about no

>>149138633
here's a life hack
buy a girly bracelet
put it on your left wrist
sit on your left hand for a few minutes (until it goes numb)
have a cheeky wank!
feels like someone else is doing it!

Could this be the most important innings of Carey's life?

>>149138648
>Need 1 to win off the last ball
>Get an edge on the ball, it bounces once and is collected by the keeper
Game over or can they run? If the ball is immediately dead, can the batsmen call for a DRS to show they edged it?

>>149138675
>buy a girly bracelet
i've got lots of womens clothing will that do instead?

Hard to say would you rather be 200 ahead with 3 wickets and 3 days or 200 behind with 10 wickets and 3 days

STOP PUTTING THE CAMERA ON THAT FUCKING FOID

>>149138694
The pitch should be getting the best for batting, but who knows what the weather will do.
If rain is still in the area and it's overcast, could be an easy batting collapse for a free win.

>>149138691
are they washed or unwashed?

>>149138681
Probably is already desu as he hasn't had any special innings against England yet.

mfw?

Realistically how can South Africa salvage the story at this point?

OUT

This umpire gives everything out.

>>149138732
Hatrick here and win before tea tomorrow

>>149138694
200 with 10 wickets and 3 days to get them. A couple starts and one good partnership and you win.
200 ahead with 3 wickets can turn into 200 ahead with zero wickets easily.

>>149138732
expel racist w*ite farmers

ultraedge rigged
>umpires call
>90% of the ball was missing
bullshit.

>>149138739
with at least 5 to spare

gaz cheeky 50 incoming

If aus push it up to 250 then they’ve won. The Saffa batting was already on paper much weaker than the Aussies but I really doubt they could manage it even with 3 days.

>>149138755
there is no need to be upset.

>day 3 pitch at lords
>chasing 210
SA win easy

MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX

>>149138801
South Australia aren't playing mate

>>149138801
>SA
>winning in a final

>>149138816
neither is Austria

Rabada is broken.
>120 seconds timer to post
The fuck

Australia edgier than an edgelord

>>149138818
It's been like 25 years since Alan Donald. We need another first class bedshit.

DROPPED THE WTC MACE

>>149138823
Austria is aut

>>149138806
Based NBA Jam graphic designer

>four byes
four byes
>four byes
four byes
>four byes

That’s it Starkers just watch em go by

>>149138858
they were never in.

>>149138853
>Stands too close

pitch is dead

commentators assuming south africa will get to bat tomorrow.
LMAO
DROPPED.
One finally went fast enough that it would have gone to someone standing back normally and this time it's too quick for him

>>149138850
>first class bedsit
Already sorted mine mate

Reckon we’re back on top again mates

nighty night

>>149138894
sleep well bruce xx

>>149138894
>NBA Jam

Night ausie friends (and the rest of you). See you tomorrow

>Ashik : "when'll be the new ball available?
based retard thinking the new ball in 40 overs will be needed

>>149138915
See you then, saffabro

Alright now that’s out of the way I’m keen for some bouldering and Liz Hurley’s bin’s discussion and whatever Sebbo is eating today

no fucking way Netherlands is even getting close to a win. What a game.

HOLY FUCK SUPER MAX MAX MAX
HIGHEST CHASE WIN EVER
>SCOTLAND

>>149139499
congrats habibi

Well done Netherlands. Dutch race ascending, these days.

>>149139677
Congrats bud!

Just woke up. South Africa really collapsed for those last 5 wickets

any cazzies ITT?

been known to blow in on new poomunities in my time

>>149142878
/copalib/ are good dudes

>>149139879
chabin' bla x
tisbeenaminute innit
https://youtu.be/uMK0prafzw0
>>149139499
masala habibi

>>149137076
tabla x
>>149137067
>>149137068
>>149137081
gesundheit

>>149138994
just had some sprouted mung bean sabzi, fella. chased it down with some fresh black grape juice. was delish ngl x

turns out i was correct in my assumption that it was pilot error, flaps not set correctly for takeoff.
if the pilot ain't white i ain't taking flight

...yh nh x
>mayday call clearly stated lack of lift due to engine failure
smart money is on maintenance issue, fella

i do not agree, champ.

you do you fella x

>>149143493
>flaps not set correctly for takeoff
that makes no sense because the plane took off normally the first few seconds. Also, it's a rookie mistake that is basically impossible to make for any licensed pilot. It would be like a skydiver forgetting to put his chute on, times 3 because this cockpit probably had 3 pilots.

>run into a guy with his back turned, not guarding himself and slowing down
>come off second best
>get out for lbw on the same ball
How do you not retire on the spot after that?

>>149143722
looks like a child running into a grow adult

>>149143722
>bowl an lbw
>heem the batsman for good measure
Pat "No Half Jobs" Cummins

see first reply ITT
see second reply ITT

>>149143904
lgm

just woke up

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>149144795
hey stinky

Cumgod will end as the Australia's greatest captain

of all the Australia?

Saffas paying 2 fiddy for a win. Tempted to throw a cheeky pineapple so if they win I don't feel as bad

>>149146654
they were paying 3.50 right before the test started
surely their odds haven't got better, 200+ will not be easy to chase down

early knock off fridays, best day for the rorter.

no rorting for me today

>>149146104
there are like 7 people in his own team right now who would make better captains lol

wrong!

>>149146747
just went a lobster at 2.60

theer are like sivun peopul un hus own team right neow who wud make bittar ciptuns lul

>>149150346
kek KEK

on the Grant's

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK0vcMKRwll/

finna llen has hit a 34 ball hundred in the first match of the MLC

T20 is not cricket, sorry mate

>>149150822
poor man's mitch owen

can australia still win

MLC teams have got some quality players, must be making big losses with such pitiful revenue streams

>>149150893
No but Steven May

>>149150924
not sure why anyone would watch the Vitality Blast when the MLC is on

we will be lucky to get 3 hours of cricket tonight

who's winning>

the ICC

Today's gonna be a scorcher

kek

>>149151185
>Scorcher

>>149151185
>>149151220
go perth btw iykwim haha

>>149151185
the perth scorchers are the most successful big bash cricket team

>cricket on at gooning hours
doing no fap lads

>>149151258
looks like a fraud at test level

Aus with a lead of 227. SA all out 160. Screenshot this.

maiden starc cenno tonight
screencap this

40 more runs required
don't think pozzies can do it desu

good evening fellas

>>149151293
i know that is zachy on the left but who are the other /cric/ poosenalities?

>>149151299
Seb and Bard

>>149151309
cummins will monster this twink in their second innings after this display of dominance

this is a proper cricket thread mate

>>149151185
/cric/ is a sixers general

is ODI not kosher?

>>149151309
what did Pat mean by this?

i still want to know what the hand gesture is that pat does after the heeming

>>149151395
he just doesn't like cricket full stop, and is too stupid to realise the difference between ODIs and memeslog, or he's just taking his contrarianism to ultra-levels, he's done it before

>>149151387
pre 2010 ODIs are more real cricket than post 2020 test cricket

>>149151419
holy truth

>>149151300
whats the charge?

>>149151419
>he
who do you think I am you schizo?

>>he
YWNBAW

which will choke out first?

always bank on the saffa choke out
granted i have not watched a single ball of this test so far as i forgot it was on

/cric/ has been popping since summer so literally zero reason not to know about the final, sorry sweaty x

SA will bottle it even if they get these 2 wickets straight away
just not got the mentality to win knockout games

just been preoccupied with rl stuff m8
shame i wont get to watch much cricket to take my mind off things though

>rl stuff
disgusting

error loading player
what's wrong with the stream?

>rl stuff
normie flags out

go the auckland blues!

>3 day test cricket because everyone's shit at batting post-t20
nice ''''''''final'''''''' you've got here lads

>>149151563
stopped watching when that guy got a yellow for being headbutted lol

>>149151514
>>149151514
rugby league stuff

>>149151545
>what's wrong with the stream?
don't make me ask again or there will be claret spilled

He's still wearing the hat

Why does day 4 even exist anymore?

haydos is so retarded

>>149151613
idk fella, happened to me at like 2:30am last night while i was 10% conscious in bed
working fine for me today

Day 4 incase of sudden rain

>>149151618
Ticket sales.

>>149151622
well it better be working by start of play or I'll be very angry, very angry indeed.

This pregame show is a bit boring. Talk about the weather

>>149151641
try clearing cache or switching to firefox

>>149151648
was already using ff, tried the link in brave and opera with the same result. icc will pay for this!

last name: Pants

stream lads
heaps of alts under it but this ones pretty flawless
https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/australia-south-africa-jun-13?id=australia-south-africa-jun-13&stream=4

>>149151675
i'd give her a tip iykyk

AMAZON PRIME IS STILL FREE GOY! tick...tock...tick...tock

think i'm going to treat myself and turn on the heater tonight

What's happened is a good half of the wickets have been thrown away playing unnecessary shots by retarded batsidiots. Some good bowling too. Whoever loses this will have thrown it away

>>149151679
This has been working for me the whole time.
note stream 5 (skysportsmaineventuk) has a higher FPS but will change to golf in 2 hours.

>>149151679
only 3 mins behind you'll be right

>>149151694
I'm doing porn upscales with my GPU lol. I can't do them in summer because it would make the apartment 60c

>>149151695
am i the only one who disagrees? everyone is saying this but the only wicket that disgusted me was carey reverse sweeping the first ball after tea
feel like both teams have bowled superbly, no slights against the batting

>>149151679
>https://fooportal58.me/sport7//watch/australia-south-africa-jun-13?id=australia-south-africa-jun-13&stream=4
works a treat, thanks bloke

https://www.primevideo.com/region/fe/detail/0RJJ9RY3VQ9NAYO1D3IKAF92AU/

STREAM LADS^

>>149151694
fucking 5 which felt like 2 in Queensland this morning. End of the world shit

>>149151695
>Some good bowling too
the majority of deliveries from all bowlers have been at the top of off, think people are seeing so much consistently good bowling from both teams theyre taking it for granted. Some of the shit deliveries are kinda dangerous to the batsmen because theyre so unexpected

my middle aged gay coworker went to a pub lunch and came back into work at 5 litterally blackout, spewed on the floor then I had to bundle him into an uber home where he probably spewed on the way and had to get shoved out by the driver at the end

when are the japs going to make an anime based on cricket, seems overdue

>>149151732
imagine a world where japan was fanatical about cricket instead of pakistan/india

it's 55F here in Sydney right now

>>149151704
It's better to leave the stuff that's way outside to tire out the pace bowlers, I haven't gone through every wicket and I don't think I will but there's been a few got out playing at stuff that was perfectly safe to let go through

>>149151729
yeah it is actually quite slow, Australia got it's runs in the first innings because anything short and wide sits up to get whacked. bavuma isn't pulling cumdog for 6 off a bumper on a normal pitch
but the bowlings been elite since then

stream here lads *pisses on you*

my ute spat a warning signal at me on the digital dash this morn that i have never seen before, turns out it was just warning me that its a lil too nippy outside, victoria is grim.

>>149151744
your flag covers all the fetishes

>>149151744
based

business idea: don't play important games on a pitch with a 3 metre slope

>>149151731
'risp Dr. Reality Poof

what's your go to when you're walking out to bat?
lil sprints and swinging your arms round like a windmill?
shadow batting?

>>149151755
They're called asian americans now and arent that tall

>>149151755
next you'll say you shouldn't play first class games on fields that have large trees within the boundary ropes

a moment of silence for the screeching jeets and that one gay couple

please redeem the silence

cazzie here, only just found the WTC is on
Haven't checked anything so far, should I go to work now or is it my day off?

its up
>>149151779
>>149151779
>>149151779

>>149151763
for me, it's those bum kicks while I trot out

Bit of an early declaration there pal

YJK Rabada has boer pawgs creaming on his BBC

>>149151781
early and gay

>>149151781
jesus fucking christ, low effort and early
leave it to the professionals champ

>>149151786
>>149151786
>>149151786
non-early edition

>lyon/starc 150 run partnership
how would you react

>>149151794
still too early, wouldn't touch it with a barge pole

great now you've all done it, there's two of them

shit is was early as well

only reply if you're a knower, how many runs can SA make?

>>149151781
when are you applying for the cert 3 in baking champ?

>>149151807
i know you experimented with anal masturbation as a teen

>>149151807
200

Stickler for the rules me so wont be posting in either

in all seriousness, this is the thread >>149151794

thread splittin' spergs

you idiots are still Posting in both of the other threads

sort it out

cunts can't even sort a thread out
looks like work it is

What's stopping the saffas from going T20 mode in their innings? Playing with no fear will win them the match from this point.

Smithy pulled a bender lads, who was out with him?