Filmed in front of a studio audience edition

/hoc/vious: >>149128552

only queers post below this line

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connections humbled me again

>>149137845
queer

>>149137824 (OP)
>>149137824 (OP)

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>>149137832
Pat Verbeek, Mike Grier and Brad Treliving are the ultimate cuck chair GM’s of the NHL.

whats the over/under of Sportsnet doing a Beach Boys intro tribute mashup tonight?

>Skinner starting

>>149137879
*audience hoots and hollers*

>>149137863
>Mike Grier
Trust the plan, Sharks will be elite in a few years

>>149137865
How popular were the Beach Boys in Canada?

>>149137879
>>149137889
*Skinner receives death threats from fans*

Maybe I should start cheering for Florida...

>>149137899
I knew a guy who was autistically obsessed over then

i will cheer for florida...
when pigs fly

>>149138094
They've sent americans on planes though

>>149137899
super popular

>>149138094
The rats are already flying. It's ogre.

>>149138106

>>149137857
miau miau miau miau miau

>>149138108
whats the point of having a day off if you can't enjoy it

>>149138131
paris hilton is so hot

>>149138141
ayyy lmao

>>149138141

*puts on cat ears*
yep, it's hockey time

Just a few more hours then...

* TOTAL CANAKEK DEATH. *

2 big hits
1 goal
Go for the Bennett hat trick !!

*shoves tail buttplug into ass*
Yup its hockey time

gimi

>>149138141
That looks more like her whore partner, Lionel Richie's daughter, whatever her name was.

>>149138274
gimi

>/hoc/ doesn't know I'm Gary Bettman

>>149138348
who's winning next year's cup, gary

>>149138360
minnesota wild

>>149138282
nicole
show some respect

>>149138360
What makes you think I'm Gary?

>>149138348
i love <3 u, just in case

>>149138387
>show some respect
Why? Whores don't deserve respect.

>>149138398
I love you too <3

McDavid is 28.
He has 6 goals in the current playoffs.

/Lauren/

/bud1/

who you faggots got tonight?

>>149138537
i got bud winning

>>149138094
Airplanes already carry the average American

>>149138537
4-2 soilers

>>149138537
Nobody on /hoc/ is a faggot. You should be ashamed of yourself

YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR THIS!

>>149138537
nikko dream monkeys

ummm, swedesisters?

>>149138621
>Cucks gave up a more valuable draft picks to take on Rags cap dump

>>149138651
cute 8:)

>>149138621
The other native guy named Carey had a pretty good career

the price is wrong, bitch

>>149138141
growing up in late 00's and early 10's they were always playing her cheesy movies on TV so I had a huge crush on her alongside with Megan Fox and Keira Knightley.

>>149138650
>Arvidsson takes one penalty which Soilers can't defend and he's out.
Second time this playoffs. I would put Kapanen in the press box personally.

Knobhead is a moron.

pretty much

>>149138665
can confirm, i played rw

>>149138682
nobody cares about baseball and everyone else hates toronto + the panthers are canada's team

>>149137832
>obligatory.webm

>>149138665
im not a sociopath

>>149138674
With Swedes you concede
With Finns you win
Simple as dayo

>>149138759
with canada you anada

>>149138665
When I played house league I was the designated penalty taker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoLTxwFeB-Y&ab_channel=CalgaryFlames

IT'S UP
LANNY MCDONALD

L A N N Y
A
N
N
Y

>>149138759
I miss her bros

>>149138266

>>149138650
>kris knoblauch
everytime i see this name i laugh. but its also a disgutingly jewish name

>>149138528
bud2
>>149138560
bud3

>>149138473
she has a strange look about her

bud86

bud1152

>>149138812
She's on the left

>>149138792
you lost, hans

>>149138621
Neither one of them got a deal, stupid trade
>are they doing it just to be seen?

>>149138844
raped

bitch

>>149138854
this

>>149138812
Almost every woman married to a hockey player is a MtF transgender.

Terrible disaster plane crashed in India today. It’s a day of mourning for Canada and India cancel the playoff game gary.

>>149138888
also this

>>149138770
Men’s mental health month is a chud distraction from pride month.

>>149138901
where are these MtFs? i need to know immediately so i can avoid them

>>149138920
Right here bucko

>>149138587
Stop bullying :)

/hoc/ does not support bullying in any form

>>149138935
men...

>>149138966
unless its against trb

whats the deal with novia scotia? are they normal?

Weak ragebait

>>149138792
There was a 90s baseball player named Chuck Knoblauch who forgot how to throw to first base, which is probably the simplest play in baseball. It was a huge sports story because he was on the Yankees and it was during their dynasty. Biggest case of "the yips" in sports until I guess Simone Biles

only queer posts above this line
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>>149137824 (OP)
>>149137833
>>149138131
>>149138265
>>149138572
>>149138759
>>149138786
>>149138834
>>149138901
>>149138966
Please post in >>>/vr/ and tell them the real name for the Sega Master System was originally the "SEGA System".

i want to adopt a canadian and teach them our ways

>>149138999
no

>>149139095
I’m Indian and I’m teaching them our ways already

I'd like to go on a trip up to Canada and stay in an igloo and take a tour of the syrup fields

>>149139143
the fields are rather underwhelming because the syrup grows underground like onions

>>149139038
its also funny because "knoblauch" means "garlic" in german. kris knoblauch is basically like naming your child gary garlic or something. i would like to think that the name goes back to the time of the second german reich where they gave jews funny retarded names on purpose to humiliate them

>>149139143
I'd like to go on a trip up to Canada and make sure every province never forgets
>1993

>>149138990
You lost, Mitch
Stop Bullying

>>149137845
queers

goodnight, turds
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwIo7R04M5M&list=PLo12SYwt93SQbnhPJ8zDkyM9B39EkXP8A&index=1

>>149139167
not sports related

>>149139167
who is mitch?

>the oilers best is coming
That's not scary.

>>149139167
>How would you feel if you just made innocent posts here and everyone started calling you names and unfairly treating you badly?
t. guy who doxed someone

>i am le victim!
kwab trb b'cryin'

>>149139197
t. guy who doxxed himself and is super hard trying to deflect for some reason

>it's not even that fuckig embarrassing, frankly

>>149139207
>anyone who gives me shit for dox'ing mitch is mitch
schizopost

>>149139207
>fuckig
saaar

mitch you bloddy bastard

>>149138966
Well, exceptions can always be made

soilers reraped

the oilers record after getting their shit pushed in is pretty impressive
i expect a 5-1 drubbing
but i hope the panthers shit on them instead

Mitchell

Klingberg is a moron.
Stu Skinner is a sieve.
50-50 moves at best

>>149139310
raped bitch

>>149139327
mitchell1

Now that the dust has settled we all agree Perry did indeed bang bedards mom, right?

Mitch is Bitch

>>149139333
kek'd n'checked

>>149139333
didn't think I'd see this on /hoc/ of all places

>rags trade one of their better forwards for a bag of peanuts
>Zibanejad is still on the team
>rags

mitchell1
bud1

Got a feeling somebody is scoring a goal in the game tonight

>>149138759
With Canadians you shit outside

>>149139377
that doesn't rhyme

i like canadians pls stop being mean to them

>>149139298
I remember watching this replayed on the sport news section of our state television news broadcast the next day

Seems like an age ago.

Luv me (Jarkko) Ruutu

>>149139368
that's awfully bold of you

>>149139402
that's just the ol' bubbler

HEY HEY
HO HO
MICK GAY KID WILL SCORE NO GOALS

breaking news: mitchell has entered the united states and is headed towards idaho

Shoutout to the guy that pays for the hocgeneral.com domain every year

> Oilers know they’ve ‘got to be better’
Now this, this is some hard hitting sports journalism.

>>149139445
one of the few good guys around here

i wish connor mcdavid was my boyfriend
he could buy me skirts and dresses and a corset

Bring back the Nordiques

>>149139445
He didn’t update where it pointed to during the shutdown which defeats the whole point of having it

>>149139479
why

>>149139469
https://youtu.be/pfRdur8GLBM

>>149139496
/hoc/ didnt have a home during the hack
>inb4 i was posting on /hoc/
no you werent you just pretended like you were

>>149139450

idaho state authorities are warning the public of a wanted canadian man armed with a pack of viagra seeking vengeance against a disabled burrito delivery driver. do not approach and call 911

>>149139500
To have another Canada team to >1993 post about LOL

>>149139333
kek

>>149139511
I was posting in a comfy rapefugee camp unlike you.

im going undercover as a canadian
tips to help me blend in?

>>149139571
i bet you were desperate for attention

>>149139586
wear a canadian tuxedo

It's bud the spud from the bright red mud
Rolling down the highway smiling
The spuds are big on the back of bud's rig
They're from Prince Edward Island
They're from Prince Edward Island

>>149139586
turban and shoe polish should cover it

>>149139603
That's a peninsula, friend.

>>149139587
Just saying the hocgeneral website could’ve helped you find where most of us were.

>>149139618
Holotower?

>>149139333
Best part about this while thing is that Billy Mitchell is 100% a fraud but Karl JOBst the retard had to push it too far and accuse him of pushing someone to suicide

>>149139618
most of you? you mean you
no one else of worth was with you
and i wish you didnt come back
go away

Panthers win 3-2 tonight

hocgeneral gave my computer a virus

>>149139586
You already trawl /sp/ like the rest of us, so you're already more informed than most Americans happen to be
>the CIA will likely interview us to be counter-agents

>>149139633
lol u mad

I am happy to be here

>>149139641
Give your computer some cold medicine :)

>>149139642
they would just get you to deliver burritos

>>149139659
I'm happy you're here, too
>I'm pretty neutral about my current location, but life's a roller-coaster

>>149139647
nou

got warned for posting about jews and gary again.

>mfw someone names the jew

every noel's crazy for a sharp dressed bud

>>149139681
bud1

why does mlb get anime and vtubers while the nhl is stuck with DJ KHALED?

>>149139333
With a name that means “made in the image of god” what can’t I do

My penguins ):

IT'S ALRIGHT
TO TELL ME
WHAT YOU THINK
ABOUT ME
I WON'T TRY
TO ARGUE
OR HOLD IT
AGAINST YOU
I KNOW THAT
YOU'RE LEAVING
YOU MUST HAVE
YOUR REASONS
THE SEASON
IS CALLING
YOUR PICTURES
ARE FALLING DOWN

>>149139737
korean phone game and vtubers"

>>149139737
I don't want anime and vtubers in my hockey
I come here to talk about things that aren't anime or vtubers
There's nothing wrong with having your interests spread across multiple communities, not everything needs to be some gigantic fortnite-style crossover

A Canadian team hasn’t won the Stanley Cup in over 30 years! Maybe it’s time we try something different. This playoffs. Let’s cheer WITH the fans we’ve always cheered against! Team up for the Cup at Boston Pizza!

it's alright
it's alright
it's alright
the bud 1s in mysterious ways

wtf happened to the nhl website?

>>149139737
DJ Khaled is a sensation in the 6ix

>>149137879
Skinner is fine. Edmonton played into Floridas bait and got fucked up. They stopped playing after 3rd goal against. Can’t blame the goalie for his defense giving up and going full goon.

>>149139791
My favorite player <3

>>149139793
skinner got lit up when the broncos were in the memorial cup
of course he's going to suck against adult shooting

>>149139786
Don't worry Samir is working hard to fix it

>>149139786
Haxors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO, ALL MY BASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>149139806
you arent working hard enough samir

>>149139783
buy an ad

>>149139786
Cloudflare goes down every few months now

>>149139820
Thank you pajeets

all your 1 your 1 are belong to bud

if the captcha server breaks we can always move to downdetector desu

this is the only plausible reason to visit the usa this year

>>149139902
and watching our kitties :3

>>149139918
go away cuck

>>149139924
Make me, faggot.

>>149139791
The oilers are ref babies

>someone misaligned Gary's magnetars


Gary's technicians apologize for the delay and issue a death threat to Gary's enemies abroad

>>149139933
just like my penguins

bud raped a retard once
in my hometown
everybody laughed at trb
from miles around

>>149139931
fine, give me your address and ill force it down your throat

If you’re one of those betfags put big money on skinner shutout or 1 goal or less. Mr game 4 will shut it down tonight

>>149139902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwOPi8uyI2M

>>149139949
He could just take a photo of his driver's license, just that simple, as long as it's up to date

>>149139967
Who's on fire? Alex or Alexis?

>>149139902
Damn this is grim

>>149139972
that only works if he provides a timestamp with it to verify its authenticity
you strike me as a retard who wouldnt care about that detail and just believe whatever you saw

*achoo!*

>>149139902
>offspring
ya gotta keep bud separated

>>149139902
never getting these kino years back... sad!

>>149139902
>Alex Is On Fire
>Alexis On Fire
>Alexison Fire
One of the worst bands names of all time.

>>149139902
where's the anti-flag guy

>>149139949
Force what down my throat? The Stanley Cup?

>>149140017
my dick, since you asked

>>149139999
>>149139999
>by the time you hear the siren
>>149139999
>>149139999
>it's already too late
>>149139999
>>149139999

(you) show skates or get reported

>>149139993
kek trb's masterplan was to write bud1 and trb is gay on his own wall hoping no one would ask for the timestamp and the license to be posted together

>>149140035
he isnt very smart
which is why he was defeated by a burrito

>>149140025
04/17/22 was when it was already too late

Mitch chimed in with a
Haven’t you people ever heard of
A retarded post by me and not TRB?

>be trb
>look at wall
>see bud1
>start bubblin'

>>149140079
mitch doesnt post here

fuggggggg
5hours and a 45 minutes til puck drop

>>149140096
You're my bud1 wall

>>149140105

>>149140131
did writing bud1 on your own wall feel as humiliating as it sounds?

>>149140161
it must be, he refuses to acknowledge the act which tells us he is deeply ashamed of it

>>149140180
kwabooty moment of the century

>Mitch Ryan on Day 1152 of a multi-week conniption fit, and he only has himself to blame

begin the day with a bud1 post
companion unobtrusive

>>149140213
mitch ryan has never posted on /hoc/
you stole his information and posted it on vpn to gaslight /hoc/
you are the worst poster ever

HE KNIVES IT AWAY
BUT IT'S PICKED OFF
OHHHHH WHAT A SAVE
AND THEN IT'S SENT ON PAST THE LINE
IT'S WAFFLEBOARDED IN TO THE ZONE
AND IT'S FLOATED ON THROUGH
OOOOHHH WHAAT A SAVEEE
IT'S POPPED UP ANDDDDD
OHHHHHHH ANOTHER SAVE
WOW ACTION AT BOTH ENDS OF THE ICE!
>well doc, let me tell ya, we've been seeing meme saves all over the place
>if the talk between the benches is anything to go by we've got a meme game here
>back up to you, but not before i tell you about where this meme forward played peewee
THANKS PIERRE
WHAT'S THIS?
IT'S ROLLED BACK IN
A SHOT
ANNNNDDD
A SAVE BY THE KNEELING GOALIE
WOW I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
MORE AFTER THIS, ON WEDNESDAY NIGHT RIVALRY
THE NIGHT YOU LOVE TO HATE

Whatever you say, Mitch, just keep 'em coming

>>149140237
yep, no denial
just acceptance

>>149140220
gaslight gatekeep garyboss

>>149140213
>he only has himself to blame
t. guy who wrote "i am gay" on his own wall kek

holy shit there is hoc today
i feel like i waited years for this

Hockey is almost over until october

>>149140272
Tonight's going to be a great night fren

i bet mitch ryan is actually a nice guy you could have a beer with while watching the game

>>149140304
unlike trb who would be the last man on earth id share a beer with

Hockey is never "over."
Not technically, if we keep playing it every year

where do you guys get your gary merch?

i bet mitch ryan is the type of guy to suck dick for tickets to an oilers game then not go

>>149140314
you dont even own a pair of skates

>>149140304
>>149140304
>>149140304

>>149140313
i don't think anyone likes him irl which is why he's always bubblin' online 24/7

>>149140321
unlike TBG, who's never sucked a duck, even though many faggots have offered

>>149140318
The official NHL Shop

>>149140324
>Jeff Skinner
does anybody remember the "sweepstakes" for this dude last summer?
like he was some gamebreaking stud and not a slow 3rd-liner who couldn't stay on Buffalo's roster?

>>149140330
they rent skates at the rink retard

What has Samir so worked up this time that he's talking to himself again?

>>149140321
>>149140344
what do you mean trb*? you sucked bud on 04/17/22

>suck a duck

hilarious

>>149137832
Why are they treating this as if Anaheim isn't gary's new cap-dump team for his (((original 6))) teams to shed their old, expensive players?

>>149140336
2tru
>even on a website specifically design for anonymity, trb is routinely identified and mocked for his terrible opinions

>>149140352
>schizopost calling out "samir"
>posted indirectly
everytime

>>149138650
>skinner starting in goal
conceding early I see

>>149140368
he desperately wants attention that he doesn't get irl. it's why he went nuts when hoc started making fun of him. his only safespace was taken away from him

>>149140351
and? why rent if you own

BUD1.27

>le quirky redditchungus turns out to be an insane shithead who resorts to doxing a normie
let trb be a lesson about the monster lurking beneath söymen

When a team trades you a pick, you shouldn't be able to trade it away. It should go back to the original team if you don't want it anymore.

>>149138348
can you retire already, you've already establish a legacy..... that's up to fans and player to decide whether it was good or not, but there's no arguing it was long

would the real gary please stand up
please stand up
please stand up

>>149140430
Gary's going to be here forever

[Good news] My jersey finally left the warehouse

>>149140412
Frankly, I don't think Mitch is related to bud or trb and all this is a smokescreen in a house of mirrors to try and downplay the fact he doxxed himself like a moron.

>>149140475
kill yourself trb

it feels like a "holy shit 97 is unreal" type of game. oilers win 4-2 97 with 3 pts and the game winning goal

>>149140469
You should order another one and then another when that one leaves the warehouse

>>149139902
I don't think I'd go to this show if it was at the local festival spot for free. Those headliners weren't even the genre's top bill in their prime, and now they're old.

>>149140475
Mitchell 100% regrets doxxing himself like a retard and constantly replying to himself is proof of that

>>149140475
>he just blindly believes whatever garbage he reads on 4chan
RETARD

>>149140475
Mitch is a 5'5" Hamas supporter with a learner's license kwab

>>149140494
>believing gay media hype
back to Reddiit

>>149140508
>Mitchell 100% regrets doxxing himself
proof he did this?

>>149140469
Did you get the Milk ad on it?

5 bongs

Perfect on connections today :)

TRB 100% regrets writing bud1 on his wall like a retard and constantly replying to himself is proof of that

>>149140528
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148404172/#148410406

>>149140543
good for you, babe
i found it tough today

>>149139723
Post in-store prices and there will be an end to the horror.
>no sales or loss leaders

>>149140553
i asked for proof and you provide me an image without timestamp
are you retarded?

>>149140553
Karl Jobst-tier terminally online bro

>>149140565
this ain't gonna make trb happy
bubblin' in 3... 2...

>>149140553
least gay oilers fan

>>149140565
nah that's you

>>149140580
im not the one who just believes anything he sees on 4chan

>>149140563
Thanks honey. You'll get back on track tomorrow

>>149140503
Marianas Trench played at the fair here one time

>>149140590
I believe that Edmongtonians are that retarded. Even their posts here are easy to pick out.

Hope someone cross check evander chimp in the throat tonight

>>149140607
oh man that'd be awesome -_-

>>149140606
i didnt ask for your opinion retard

Kitties go 3-1 today. Problem?

There's been at least two picture of the ID so this goes one of two ways
1. Some dumbass doxxed himself for a handful of (You)s
OR
2. There is some mentally ill freak here with a stolen ID masquerading as that person for a handful of (You)s

>you dumb fucking faggot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>149140521
Walman, a little lighter in the wallet, will be fired up as well. I think, if the pairs hold, he and Ekholm will be a physical problem for the Panthers, which is just fine by me.

>>149140634
>There's been at least two picture of the ID so this goes one of two ways
source?

>>149140634
OR
It's both

>>149140634
it's #2, trb has been posting pics from random normie's social media accounts for years

>>149140624
No, that sounds good to me Joey.

feels SO GOOD that bud 1 against trb. he has revealed himself to be an extremely unlikeable person

Who are these people that youre yammering about

>>149140634
>doxxing yourself in 2025
no one is dumb enough to do this

>>149140607
Football embellishment from Verhaeghe. Nigander's stick just touched him on the shoulder pad

4 and two-thirds bong until hokei

Love the D pairings. Hopefully Stu comes ready to play, no early freebies because he slid 10 feet out of position like in game 3. Hoping Connor Brown gets back on the horse tonight on McDavid's line. Need some of the depth guys to step it up like they had been earlier in the playoffs. Really just need to get back to our rolling 4 lines with heavy forecheck and cycle game.

>>149140678
foodbawwww :DDDDD

>>149140673
with zero redeeming qualities
trb is a plague on this general

FIRED

>>149140700
shut up, you fucking idiot

>>149140678
>nigger's got bad aim
imagine what their crime stats would be without this fact

lol anyone in here saying they aren't watching because Skinner is starting needs to get lost. WTF am I even reading? If you aren't watching game four of the FINALS for your favourite hockey team, why are you even a fan? Like this is as good as it gets. You could be waiting another 20 years before you get to watch the Oilers in the finals again.

>>149140709
uh oh, xhe's bubblin'

>>149140709
nou

>>149140674
Schizos ranting about their imaginary friends. For them out or ignore them

>>149140712
oilers fans are fairweather desu

>>149140733
>For them out
saaar

MAAAAAAAALIIIIIII

the bud1 boyz got trb screaming

>>149140774
>u-21

>>149140825
like the world juniors but one more year

>just assume everyone you don't like is trb

>>149140861
excuse me but who are you quoting?

>just assume every leaf is mitchell

got a sick farmer's tan going bros

https://chl.ca/ohl/article/2025-chl-import-draft-expands-to-three-rounds-set-for-july-2nd/

>>149140876
Every single pro Oiliers , Alberta or Mcdavid post is

imagining a 45 year old man writing bud1 on his own wall because he got mad at a meme

>>149140877
Woah be careful with those guns.

>>149140733
I believe it's all just one turbo retard.

>>149140877
And some nice looking perennials too.
Life is good.

I wish I had IRL friends so we could record a hockey podcast in my basement and send it to the public access station.

>>149140877
You are just making yourself more susceptible to cancer and that's just stupid
wear sunblock, retard

>>149140895
retard

he's 45 years old
never kissed a girl

>>149140942
Skin cancer builds character.

>>149140937
Just get a cat and a whiteboard to draw pictures on. Dress the cat up in hockey swag

>>149140971
I thought he was 38 years old

>>149140985
Character causes more cancer

>>149140995
dude, this sounds fucking awesome

>>149141011
had to adjust the lyric for our friend trb

>>149141029
The Iron Man one was very good.

>>149141063
i re-listened to it after you said the solo was good, i have to agree

i'm going to put the game on mute and do the pbp and colour myself desu

gf came out as a leafs fan

if i lived in edmonton i'd try to befriend mitch

>>149141126
retard

>>149141112
how feminine is her penis?

Glory glory Florida Panthers

gonna get a little emotional when i start the *wave* itt tonight

>>149141140
cuck

are there cute indian girls?

>>149141173
As the rats go marching on
>>149141178
no

>>149141178
a cute desi college girl asked me for a drink of water at the bus stop once
i got so bashful

>>149141161
Why is everyone acting so surprised that an 82-year old died?

>>149141194
woah
Sly Stone died the day before, and he was 82 as well
spooky

>>149141140
Based

>>149141188
>anime poster from calgadesh
>also a cuck
cmtsu

lately i've been crossing paths on my way home with this one cute girl. once we started to recognize each other more we just smiled awkwardly at each other and today she said a simple hi to me first.
i'll do the same tomorrow hoping my voice doesn't crack.
anyway, hopefully Oilers win and good night.

i have a feeling this game will factor into who wins the stanley cup ultimately

>>149141245
Are you going to ask her to marry you?

Horse Hockey

>>149141216
Wait...Rocky is dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

our kitties

Chicken hockey

>four hours till hoc o'clock

>>149141101
Do it for real and report back. It's harder than I thought to do properly. not like the SN guys or Gord and Mike who use the time as a personal diary.

>>149141238
Speak English in Canada.

HORSE

HOCKEY

>>149141296
i'd never do that even if i had the perfect opportunity in the future (i'm scared of rejection)

>>149141361
If she says something mean to you, say "just like my islanders"

>>149141308
man, too soon -_-

>>149141352
what didnt you understand, retard?

>>149141397
What is a "cmtsu"? Is it some sort of irrelevant wrestlefag catchphrase?

>>149141419
you arent familiar woth stanard 4chan acronyms?
you must be new

>>149141429
that's just old trb pretending to be retarded again

you literallhy can not make this shit up, not even if I gave you all day

>>149141178
Yes. And jeet guys belittle them to keep them in line, so when you smile at them the get all shy and humbly flattered which makes them cuter.
6/10 and up white guys can clean up by just being nice.

>>149141419
>What is a "cmtsu"?
cmtsu baka senpai

Oilers fans need to go back to Pakistan.

>>149141454
checks out

>>149141481
Question to Canadians: is there a difference between Pakistani and Indians as your impressions of immigrants go?

>>149141498
They all look the same.

>>149141481
why did you post a picture of calgarians?

>Cal'garyans

>>149141498
2 nations 1 peepoo

>>149141498
Yes. Different skin tone and overall appearance.
Pakistanis seem to be a lower caste overall

>>149141507
Nice try, faggot.

>>149141498
khalistan > pakistan > "india"

>>149141498
i dont even know why pakistan, bangledesh, and india are all different counties they all look the same

>>149141542
what is this supposed to be proof of?

>>149141586
You being a faggot it seems.

>>149141564
This desu but replace Pakistan with general Muslims

>>149141602
another insult? you are so fucking mad about those indians being from calgary

>>149141586
Edmonton is full of pakis like (You).

>>149139586
how aboot learning their speech patterns eh

>>149141586
this there's no timestamp. that pic could be from anywhere.

>>149141629
> full of pakis like (You).
source?

>The University of Alberta (also known as U of A or UAlberta, French: Université de l'Alberta) is a public research university located in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada.
>>149141646
>>149141542

>>149141655
no one is denying the location of the university retard

Only 4 more hours of posting about Indians until the puck drops

>>149141498
no. why would i? they're both fellow human beings.

>>149141178
Paoli Dam had unsimulated cunnilingus performed on her in the movie Chatrak. She was moaning in pleasure alot since she probably tastes really good. The PWHL tastes good too.

>>149141690
>old man trying to start shit
>denied
a little bit embarrassing

Taking a huge fibrous marner in the clock

>>149141683
I am.

>>149141718
Creep

>subcontinentposting

>>149141718
>unsimulated
That's not a word retard. It's like saying, untrimmed chicken or unlumbered trees.

/hoc/ becomes a /hoopqueen/ genny after the stan lee is presented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21gQO-nzIh0

>>149141683
>>149141627

>>149141732
retard

my worry level? 0

>>149141785
Gretzky must have gotten as many gay twink allegations as every current player combined

>he insisted that a word I could spell and read the definition of didn't exist

>>149141773
>nou

>>149141805
>If you ignore his abysmal performances he's pretty good
Funny how this is how it goes every single time they bring up his stats this postseason.

>>149141861
cope the stats say he has a 100% chance of winning tonight with a 1/3 chance of a shutdown

>>149141806
it motivated him to be better

>>149141751
untrimmed chicken is a thing

>>149141813
>read the definition of didn't exist
>is only used when talking about the (((film industry)))
moishe, plz.

>>149141805
>Skinner won't play like shit because of the power of the number 4
I hate sports stats

>>149141888
You don't re-attach the trimmings, thus, it is not untrimmed. It is non-trimmed or boneless chicken breast. Untrimmed isn't a thing.

alcoholism and amphetamine addiction

>>149141927
JLMI

retard

>>149141927
Most of us are peaceful

>>149141927
>be fat fuck
>try to hide fat with shitty tattoos all over fat fuck belly
kek, ohhhhh can-uhhh-duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>149141919
who said anything about reattaching the trimmings? who does that?

>>149141975
that's what "untrimming" implies. That's what is so retarded about it.

Jeff Skinner is back! KWAB

>>149141975
>>149141987
Technically that would be re-trimming

>>149141927
HEEMED.

>>149142027
Is there video of the original KO?

No coincidence that the weakest, and dumbest, dinosaur in JWE2 is the Edmontosaurus.

nontrimming

>>149142036
the passed out guy was unrelated to the fight, he fainted because he was sick with covid

Assembled my new bbq gonna make some skewers tonight

>>149142014
It's retarded either way.

retrotrimming

Whatever happens tonight and in the rest of the series the Edmonton Oilers need to be commended for taking this roster to not just one but two finals. Never has so much been done with so little.

>>149142074
Sounds good, marinating the skewers first or just grilling?

>>149141805
And before he got destroyed in game 3 he was undefeated after a loss this playoffs. These sample sizes are too small to be meaningful.

>>149142074
gas or charcoal?

>>149141861
>>149142148
cope

>>149142116
lol

>>149142116
yea, 4 first overall picks isn't a lot

>>149141907
4 means death

My boomer mom always announces when she's going to toss the salad before dinner. Sometimes more than once.
She pretends to be oblivious, but i think she's trolling us.

>>149142192
Of course, she is
Who could be unaware of things like that at what I assume is an advanced age of some kind
>Your Mother is hilarious

>>149142190
>The number four means nothing to me
>But the number four means death to Chinese
>Number seven's lucky in Japan
>Here, we don't give a damn

>But on the elevator
>No thirteenth floor

RIP Mark Sandman

>>149142171
It isn't when only two of them play for you and one of those is a bottom six forward.

>>149142330
I'm Connor's sixth bottom but I'm working my way up the depth chart

>>149140886
That logo is banned because of faggots, anon

>>149142308
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3yy3LHLZgE

Bands with no guitar player >> guitar dicks

>>149142308
his best song was enter sandman

can i bake the next edition?

>>149142054
Which makes so sense. Hadrosaurs are amongst the largest dinosaurs of all time. The average Shantungosaurus is 33% heavier than the largest African Bull elephant ever recorded and twice the weight of a regular male elephant. Edmontosaurus was actually huge

>>149142397
me on the left

Why aren't the SCF on NBC or something low-numbered like that anymore?

>>149142438
doc emrick retired

>>149142438

>>149142438
cuz espn and tnt offered more money

>>149142500
that too. but it's mostly about the lack of doc

>wAfFlEbOaRdEd
doc was a hack

From Farhvenwharve, Oh Canada
We stand en garde for thee
>tuba riff

>the oilers d turning the puck over on literally half of their retrievals

I’m amazed this series is 2-1

>>149142544
>hacker
So what?

NBC what the hell does that stand for

>Jeff Skinner

I've never hated the teams in a final more than these 2.

Florida is full of cheap shotters, divers, and cucks like Marchand. Bennett has tried to the opposing goalie in every series so far. Tkachuk has done fuck all this entire playoffs and gets lauded by every media outlet.

And then Edmonton is the weirdest collection of freaks I've ever seen on the ice. From that lipless rapist Perry to that vitiligous mulatto Nurse. Crosseyed retard Bouchard to the chinless faggot RNH. All the way to that showboat, gambling addict wifebeating nigger Evander Kane. Add in two miserable whining kikes like Hyman and Walman for good measure.

>>149142392
I don't know, CAN you?

>>149142599
Audible Kek

I like Edmonton's roster, I just like 1993 even more.

I like Gary

get your pens out lads

>>149142568
>>149142588
nuclear biological chemical

>>149142623
their only likable player is Draisaitl

>>149142389
*audible kek*

Getting it wet for me threadslut?

>>149141498
Pakistanis ALWAYS look dishevelled. Some Indians at the very least know how to make themselves look clean cut.

>>149142644
He’s not likeable

>>149142644

holding hands with Gary

>>149142680
but he's german!

>>149142715
>>149142715

>>149142603
i changed my mind

>>149138665
Me as the first line RW (unironically).