Thread 149141870

Paypig supremacy edition

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Previous thread:
>>149108897

Gotta get me one of these Factor aero bikes for my 145W social rides

We're deep into another sensational French stage race and it's time for another /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !!

Today's stage appears to be the ONLY stage of the year that goes through Burgundy. This is frankly a great injustice and likely a personal slight against the /WTW/ offices. I considered a bottle of Fleurie (which was also on today's stage) but decided to honor The Greatest Wine Region on Earth (tm) with a bottle of white Burgundy from Macon. While the Macconais does not have the hype of the more famous wines from the Cote d'Or to the north, there is plenty of sensational white Burgundy made here for often a much more reasonable price than the big boys from the Cote de Beaune.

Guffens-Heynen "1er Jus de Chavigne' Macon-Pierreclos ($160)

Jean-Marie Guffens, also known as "The Mad Belgian", has been termed l'enfant terrible du les Maconnais by Jancis Robinson. Since 1980, he has been on a mission to prove that the Maconnais can make wines that stand up to their big brothers in the north. Iconoclastic, brusque, and impish, Jean-Marie favors highly concentrated wines utilizing late harvests, but then favoring the very first juice that is pressed off the grapes ("1er Jus") which tends to be more acidic and lively. This leads to a balanced wine that has both body/depth as well as acidity.

This pours a soft pale gold, like late afternoon sun. The nose is pure Macon - flinty minerality, wax, soft stone fruit, but there is an intriguing spice and depth, almost like an aged tequila. The palate is insane -- at first, it feels soft, restrained. Pure fruit, honey, wax, pastry. Then a building chorus of gunsmoke minerality and palate-tingling acidity. It lingers. It vibrates in the mouth.

Wowza. Another banger.

Tomorrow we will squeak

Can a rider like Dirk DEMOL, a Belgian whos never won a major classic race, influence the outcome?

what happens when you have to take a shit during a 5+ hour race?

Marlen :)

>>149142709
watch the Giro stage 16 of 2017 to find the answer to your question.

>>149142739
https://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/giro-ditalia/five-talking-points-stage-16-giro-ditalia-332240

>Dumoulin was commended for waiting for his closest rival Quintana when he crashed on a descent during stage 15, but the courtesy wasn't reciprocated as Ilnur Zakarin (Katusha), Domenico Pozzovivo (Ag2r La Mondiale) along with Quintana and Nibali pushed on up the climb while Dumoulin stripped off.

>It's courtesy for the peloton to slow in normal circumstances when the race leader decides to take a natural break on the roadside, but that usually happens early on in the day and with more than one rider taking the opportunity.

>The incident will continue to polarise the debate about whether riders should wait for the competitors or not. Cycling is largely about tradition, and a Grand Tour leader's jersey would in the past command enough respect for overall contenders to wait for the race leader before going mano a mano.

>But that tradition appears to be slipping under the weight of the 'win-at-all-costs' aspect of modern sport. It is a race after all, but the idea of waiting will be continue to be a hot topic as it has for many years already.

Interesting, so the race leader had to stop to take a shit and the other riders didn't slow down for him. Thanks I guess

>>149142785
He still won that Giro, though. Big Tom was granted justice

hes literally me

>>149142806
He wants to be a doctor or sine shit. Why do that when you're pretty wealthy and have an in for sports media. Literally the easiest job ever. Or just stick it all in an investment fund. A

>>149143094
whitest pole

>>149142709
they all do enemas before racing
gets rid of 8-9 lbs of weight

BIG NEWS
Axelgaard will no longer list half the peloton

>>149143214
...do enemas really?

>>149142806
That does sound based, still winning it even though you had to drop a deuce one stage kek

>>149143214
>mfw an amerishart carries a stone of shit inside his bowels at any given time

>>149143282
Oh no Jonasbros we got cursed

>>149143094
>white gurls come to poland we have bbc
>white bois come to poland we have sluts
you may not like it, but this is what peak marketing looks like

Can someone redpill me on enemas? This may be the difference between me making it as a pro cyclist or not.

>>149143282
sad day to see the Guru compromise like that
another thing ruined by normies

>>149142042
What? Dirk Demol won Parijs-Roubaix dumbass

>>149144275
Dirk Demol is his new gimmick. I don't get it either

Burgers are out of control.

Every last IPT rider, until there are none left

>>149144952
you're aware it's all the same guy, right?

>>149145266
Its used to be one guy, but there has been several bad burger eggs lately.

>>149146826
I really don't think so. It's really just the one guy.

pog seems not so bueno, what is the verdict?

>>149146883
unclear. My cope is that he is going to peak in July.

I worry that UAE has a poor TT bike and the domestiques have looked terrible this season (aside from Joao). We'll see how he looks in his first high passes of the season soon.

>>149146883
Finally flew too close to the sun. No fr he's going to alright for the tour.

>>149146883
Undercooked after a long Spring, will peak in the final week of the Tour, hopefully not too late

>>149146826
I really do think it's just the one. Whenever he (or the angloid) types out the n-word or something similar we usually see peace for 72 hours

>>149146883
He lost all the time on the flat, probably just hasn't ridden his TT bike all year.

On my 9th PBR tallboy of the night
Luv Pogi Luv Remco Luv Fishy
Death to Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v5CTQTHqug
/bh/

>>149150767
Bit late, it is eight in the morning here.

Just got raped on the rampas by a Visma full kit wanker, had the Visma Cervelo S5 and everything, Vingegaard will win the tour

>>149150876
Imgine paying 10k€ to ride the most ugly bike in the peloton

>>149150876
you just saw Nordhagen?

>>149150811
It's also a 114 year old movie about evil mormons, just trying to warn the Euroberts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjuckJrsZig
Burger Hours

Bling bros...

The new UCI rules are an absolute disaster. The 32cm between the narrowest part of the shifters basically means that all <40cm handlebars are now banned. Utterly ridiculous, especially since anyone who has actually used narrower handlebars knows that they are just as easy to handle in the bunch as wider ones, But this is the worst for smaller riders and women with <40cm shoulder widths who now have to sacrifice their ergonomics and comfort.
Also, the worth of my TooT bars basically plummeted to zero. Have to change the bars on my Quick pro as well for next season. Thanks UCI I guess, I feel much safer now.

>>149151566
I'm glad that you feel much SafeR now. the measurements are outer to outer, so 38mm center to center are within the rules.

>>149146883
he finally has the decency to hide a little.
last man who refused to hide is already retired in his 20s.

>>149151392
Maybe his neighbor can give him some bloodthinners

(Just kidding.)

>>149151676
Nope, with the ruling of 32cm between the shifters, this essentially means that even 38cm is too narrow. I have 38cm c-c on my commuter. They measure 30cm between the shifters, so according to the UCI these are dangerous and now banned. And believe me, they feel stupidly wide after being used to <34cm. Can't imagine how bad going back to 40s or 42s will feel next season.

Rest of the peloton bros... its over... visma have solved cycling

>Breathing Sensors Used by Visma-Lease a Bike Approved by UCI – A New Game-Changer for the Tour de France?

Breathing – or “ventilation” – sensors will provide the team of Jonas Vingegaard and Wout van Aert a powerful new metric for training and racing.

“A reliable, accurate ventilation sensor could be as big a breakthrough as the first heart rate monitor was in the 70s,” Tymewear co-founder and CEO Arnar Larusson recently told Velo. “It could even be bigger, even more transformational.”

The V-LAB lesson in ventilation starts now.

Heijboer told Velo that we can expect to see those distinctive breath sensor bulges beneath the jerseys of Vingegaard, Van Aert, Matteo Jorgenson, and Sepp Kuss as soon as the Tour’s grand départ.

>>149141931
I refuse to pay that money for a white wine, don't care how good it is.
>>149151845
I'm never going back to >40 handlebars, they are really comfy. then again I don't compete so

>>149151871
>founder of company says his product is amazing

Videos of Remco chute yesterday on twitter
He is lucky he did not break anything

>Still if you like seeing the Domancy climb today, you can watch it 20 times in a day in 2027. The World Championships road race will take place here, the men’s race will feature 20 laps of the 13km circuit with 285m of vertical gain per tour. That’s over 5,700m of vertical gain and so while it may not be the best road in the Alps, it will surely provide satisfaction for the best rider of the day.
rampasbros we will feast to death. 20 bloody ramps. bit much that

>>149151879
Unfortunately, white Burgundy is probably my favorite wine. I really wish Montrachet wasn't so good.

Paying this much for green wine, however, makes no sense

>>149151871
New gimmick just before the tour? Jonas is doped to the gils. Can't wait.

>>149141931
>gunsmoke minerality and palate-tingling acidity

Actually makes me thirst for white burgundy. Keep up the good work.

>>149141931
Hate smoke taste in a wine, seems to be more common nowadays

>>149151845
what if you are very small or a woman, do they have different minimums for the women
I have 36cm handlebars on my bike as well so would be """dangerous"""

>>149152712
Nope, same stupid standard for everybody. At least they could have some categories like in TT bikes where the standards are different for manlets (<180), kings of manlets (180-190) and normal people (190+).

>>149152712
no, exact same for the women. REALINI will be driving a mountain bike i assume

>>149152775
He was here yesterday, ppattt

>>149152742
>>149152737
absurd

I expect a big day for cycling today, my prediction is that Pogacar will try to attack, Vingegaard will try to follow, and Evenepoel will get dropped but try to limit his losses

>>149152783
Ah thanks, i missed it, its fine then

>>149152792
do you think UAE will control the break to win the stage?

>>149152792
Memco will DNF due to his injury from yesterday

>>149152792
You're not taking much risks with this prediction lmao

>>149152806
they don't seem to have a team capable of doing so

>>149152651
Just a descriptor for the minerality. It's not smoke taint (like 2020 Sonoma) or the cigar/tobacco you get from Sangiovese. Flint is the smell of a freshly fired pistol. Not acrid. In this wine, it is very well balanced with fruit and acidity for a balanced and complex nose.

>>149152016
Jesus, how did he not suffer more than that ?
Well it do be like that sometimes, you see people freaking out and you end up having nothing

Vingegaard gains 20 seconds on pogacar. Don't care about Al Remcaheed Evenehalal. He's not relevant.

why don't you guys just post a webm

>>149153221
thank you rusbe- i mean belgbert

>>149152016
How about you link a nitter so non-twitter aryans can see it too?

>>149153221
spasiba
How the fuck did he even chute, looks like a case of tramadol

>>149153238
Im sitting in a train and phoneposting

>>149153221
SPLAT

>>149153274
Not my problem

>>149153221
why can't this guy stay upright

>>149153404
Handlebars too narrow

I feel some 1st week attacks by jumbo in the tour. Some very hilly stages and UAE look quite weak. Killing their team in week one would be spectacular.

>>149153437
There is no team named Jumbo in peloton.

Rabobank seems to play it safe on puncher/break stages, just trying to keep GC guy safe rather than fighting for a few seconds. I think GC battle will be quiet until second week.

>>149153472
Jonas dropping pogacar on the 3% climb was very interesting and out of character. I think that shows clear intent. Stages with hills are more capable of tactic based attacks. At least get jorgensen a minute or two, that's the minimal expectation I hate. Jorgensen is no threat but you also can't allow him 3 minutes on GC. Considering prime remco is also here I think those stages will be open season.

>>149153404
It was prayer time so he had to get down and face Mecca ASAP

My bars measure 40cm outside to outside (38 c-c) but my brake levers are 29 cm apart. The UCI wants to hurt my wrists it would seem

>>149151845
>>149151566
I get why they made the rule but 32 is absurdly wide for the narrowest part. I liked the 35 cm rule for width at the drops but that obviously left a lot of room elsewhere. And the 32 cm rule essentially makes it so that the center of hoods has to be at that 35 cm mark.

t. finnbert

Colnago is actively sabotaging Pogi

>>149153773
He'll ride most stages with the vr4s anyway

looking forward to seing what mr paul seixas (18) does today. he finished 10th in the ITT which is kind of incredible, that's like next french world tour stage race gc winner levels of hype

>>149153907
this is the face of cycling for the next decades berts he wont get any less ugly

>>149153907
he even said he thought his powermeter was broken, the future is looking bright

If I may complain a moment. The Peacock feed for Dauphine has been abysmal, constant audio and video problems, however, the VOD is available within a couple of hours, so I never feel like I miss anything for not being able to watch it live. The same cannot be said for the Max content, which is just the TNT/Eurosport telecast but there is no on demand access to it. I know Tiz has the vods but I'm paying for this stuff, I would like to be able to watch it on my fucking time.

>>149153961
I share your sorrow brother

>>149153889
The same guy thinks the v4rs is one of the slowest bikes in the World Tour

>>149153961
How are you not getting on demand for Max? I have it.

Peacock used to have world feed for Tour which was way better than fucking Bob Roll and the corpse of Phil Liggett but I didn't see that last year

>>149154104
It's slow but it doesn't matter

>>149154240
I do have it, I should have been more clear, the difference is Max is on a delay of about a week as opposed to Peacocks hours

>>149153961
Theres no real substitute for HBO paypiggery friend, now bend over and oink

>>149153773
>Colnago is actively sabotaging Pogi
How? 204 watt is very good, 7.4 kg also not bad? What am i missing? I think its more the fit of this bike isnt optimal for the slovenian dopeur

>>149151566
How are these rules even enforced on your level of racing? And i will buy the toot bar from you if you want. I give zero fucks about the UCI.
How is the Quick Pro riding btw, still thinking of getting one too. And what bars did you use on that?

Regarding the UCI rules it seems like the big players, Specialized, Cervelo etc had a big hand in this. The brand new Cervelo wheels seem to mysteriously go up to the very limit of the new rules. Even the Factor prototype fork may just be inside the new rules. And Specialized and Cervelo etc are notoriously lacking in creating narrower handlebars.

>>149154246
I think ''the power transfer'' of especially the V4Rs is very underrated. That bottom bracket is very wide and stiff. I think they shaved that for the V5Rs though, may have been another fuckup.

Had no idea Kuss was in this race

>>149141870 (OP)
>>149141893
Ironic thread theme considering total paypig death by UCI today

Visma up to something

Guess Jumbo is going to shoulder check Pogacar

>>149154374
There is SPORZA

I did 620 watts for 35 seconds on a small climb yesterday. Rookie numbers for many but im pretty pleased

>>149154854
Dont you need a VPN for that?

BARDET LACHEE

Remco already isolated?

No way Vingogo doesn't win this

Im getting tourmalet stage flashbacks

SEBB GOOSE ATTAQUE

It's on!!

>4 vismoids
no one is pulling
are they retarded?

RED HOT GC ACTION

Go on Lipogoat

>>149154898
It's actually only three Vismoids, Remco is hiding amongst them in maillot jaune

>>149154898
They're trying to get Pogacar Granon'd again

>>149154898
They want people for the 30km valley after this climb

SEIXAS IS THERE

How many watts do you need to press to follow the peloton right now assuming youre their weight?

>>149154938
He is fucking impressive

Back from my interval training run, 5x800m plus fast warm up and cool down run.

I have never suffered so much on my bike. I am done.
I hate heat so much.

Pogacar all alone after Wellens is done pulling
Jorgenson should attack on the flat in the valley

>>149154938
as is Dunbar

>>149154869
You act like thats a big deal, dont know if you would though, try it?

Ive seen enough, visma too strong. Jonas wins the tour.

>>149154987
Where the fuck are Sivakov, Soler, Narvaez??

>>149153238
stupid lab rats not noticing that one of them is actually remco

Anyone got the webm of Bardet giving Remco a bottle

UAE exposed AGAIN

Wellens is by far the best domestique signing UAE have done since the Pog era

>>149154992
What does Sporza online cost?
And is the commentary only in Belgish?
And do they boradcast more races than HBO/

>>149155007
Being frauds

opened a bottle of red

Imagine that gnome Widar against Seixas at the baby Giro

>>149155005
Im not buying this shit. No way Pog is suddenly weak in the summer

>>149155057
Sporza doesn't have Italian races

Went to bed so late they started the race before I was out, what have I missed?

A Enric Mas downhill attack?
What the fuck

>>149155156
They were going too slowly

>>149155039
just opened stream and see UAE pulling?

Thoughts on Romain BARDET's final race?

>>149155052
for some reason berts refuse to rate him

>>149155185
They had literally 1 helper left on the first serious climb, with 40+ km to go

>>149155199
yeah wellens, the best mountain gregario of Pogacar

>>149154869
just watch it on nos???

>>149155199
kwab shitstep has zero THOUGH

>>149155209
Nobody expects Soudal to be strong in the mountains, UAE is supposed to be the strongest team (with Visma)

>>149155052
I'd say nobody has done more for Pogacar than Mikkel Bjerg

>>149155209
Landa and Vervaeke are still there morally

>>149155258
who will be the next remco domestique to chute comicale? my money is on mauri

>>149155258
kek

Ynr Lenny Martinez is in this race

>>149155304
fuck of SEIXAS is the new squaker roi

>>149155310
funniest thing possible would be if he changes nationality to portugal

>>149155222
VPP might be expected to do better

>>149155057
Sporza is nationalized so its free. Commentary is flemish. They have a lot of races including unknown shitraces however no italian ones

>>149155269
mauri used to ride mudcyc for 1 season so he cool

very nice

Who does remking still have for the tour as domestiques? No landa, no vervaeke, van wilder is a fraud. Lampaert kek?

>>149155374
oh wow, I actually managed to post something. maybe I fixed the issue, or maybe not. who knows. test.

>>149155326
His DNA is 62.5% french

>>149155383
Lecerf

Pogi gonna change bike today ?

I can't fucking stand Rob Hatch

Leonard instagibbed

Pog gets dropped by Jonas today

tiz is shitting the bed rn, what alternative?

>>149155374
welcome back

Remcobros

Remco lachee

>>149155430
not sure if I am 2bh, but anyway. here's some nice water

Remco lost lol

Lenny Frennys...
Remkings....

Kwabbepoel

Phwoar power

Wew

Visma EXPOSED

>>149155422
lol kill yourself loser
POGAGOD

>>149155422
that didnt age well

POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI

Time to cope danebros

Jonas easy in the wheel

And there go the illusions about the Slovenian dopeur

tour trip cancelled I guess

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI
POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI POGI

Howling at the people who had "written off" Pogacar

Again

Do you really believe this? This is sandbagging. First Pog in the ITT now Jonas in the mountains. Yeah no.

>>149155466
lol

We're so back.

KWAB

JONAS LOST THE WHEEL
TELL ME HOW GOOD DOES IT FEEL

Not watching what's happening

>Vismoids
>Danes
>Fishboys
>Bygmabros

>>149155466
kek

>>149155480
or UAE installed motors, ain't no way he just rode away like that

Well that was anti climactic

>>149155486
Visma trying to unterhund Pogi

What's he thinking right now?

>>149155466
lol another Jonas shitter absolutely kwabbed

How can he be so shit on the TT yet so good today
Dont get it

lol kek haha

Ban the doper.

Pogi when he goes into Zone 3

he just... rode away...

Can Memco stop pretending to be a GC rider now or does he need another humiliating TdF

lil dane boy losing to a classics rider, again

this seated attack is becoming his specialty

>>149155511
Bloog bag arrived this morning.

DO NOT WORRY JONASBROS

This is a pogacarmountain, but tomorrow we have 3 Vingegaardmountains!

>>149155507
>Just as I suspected, These climbs were always better suited for the Slovenian comet rather than the Danish comet

>>149155526
no. it's way more fun that way

>almost supernatural
Hmmmmmmmmmmm

>>149155507
>best classic season of all time
>weak
He's not thinking much

>>149155526
Still the third best regardless

Wellens still the Kwabco group lol

Easy 8 W/kg

It's not over yet Jonasbros...

>>149155526
Uhm, he's a grand tour winner.

This is actually fucking insane everyone he just rides off the wheel with ease. Shall not be watching this nor the tour if it goes like this. At least make it look hard.

>>149155511
Pogacar wasn;t trying that hard you could see it. He was messing around for some reason.

>>149155526
Remco closes in on Jonas btw lol

eigentempo chads we're still in virtual yellow

What happened to decency

let's go Pogachuds

>>149155566
IMMER GROSSES BLATT

Israel needs to nuke the UAE man

>>149155566
Team is run by meds and powered by arabs, there will never be decency. Nor excuses. Just arrogance.

>>149155526
>everyone but Pogi and Fishboy should statpad vuelta and giro

squeak squeak squeak SQUEAK SQUEAK

disgusting

They dare insulted the king

>>149155566
Israel ended it

Cycling Twitter absolutely seething

Attaque du Lipowitz! Remco in de tang

Waar seixas

Pogi 20 seconds faster than Jonas 2023 tt on this climb
Squeak

If Florian was a BMXer he would be called Flipowitz

You have to admire the audacity of a man who doesn't ride races thinking he can win at the highest level. Being caught by memco is the end of the fish

tour is already over
that sucks, but at least we know not to get our hopes up now

German commentators calling out Remco for being a weakminded bitch with his flailing and crying as soon as he's dropped. Now watch him lose another minute without Lipojoke

Just switched it off. Why do this to yourself? Watching THE next biggest fraud in cycling history. It'd be okay if it was close and entertaining. But not even remotely.

>>149155607
Actually they call him FloLipo

>>149155605
Clearly TT bike debuff innit

>>149155598
Always wonder why are they so pro remco

>>149155617
Sometimes supremacy is also enjoyable to whitness

kwab

>big chainring
oh fuck off already

we need this meme but with pog

why would anyone be surprised that the greatest rider of his generation is able to ride off on a climb again

Pogi in his interview:
>"after a long classics season and altitude I didn't touch my TT bike very much"
Makes sense then, no?

>>149155624
Belgioids control the narrative in ciclismo

>>149155605
>2023
ancient, Pogi wasnt even training with modern standards back then per Mou

>>149155624
I like Remco too but I think it's more about hating Pog than anything else

>>149155598
The Clinic too

Did you enjoy your dreams, Fishboy? You best not forget who the hell I am

>>149155644
The clinic would even accuse their grandma of doping just because they cant win a single strava KOM

The commentators this week unironically saying
>ive seen enough, Pogi looks weak

Absolute retards. No way they ever adress their previous statements though.

But Remco said he was in TdF '24 form?

Make your predictions if Jonas can score at least one moral victory in the next two stages before heading to the tour

USA USA USA USA USA

Casual 1min drop

Looks like Remco is still suffering from his chute yesterday, without the chute he'd probably still be on pogi's wheel

Lipowitz will catch fishboy

>less than 3 hour stage
This is Avenir stage or what

>>149155669
He would have been in front of him

>>149155669
:-)

>>149155658
t. Wouts fanclub at the Tourmalet

I expect nothing else but 8W/kg for 40 minutes in Le Tour from Pogacar, it's possible.

>>149155682
More like Lygma kek

Time for Jonas to statpad the Giro

>>149155669
Isn't the second say after a crash the worst?

Tomorrow's stage suits Vingegaard much better

>>149155669
This but unironically

Remco let his faith down, today, where it needed a victory over Israel-Premiertech the most

>>149155682
Gutted, filleted, on ice.

its ok, jonas i still peaking for tour since he didnt race for months

>>149155678
Women Suisse has a 160 km stage today, less than women tier LMAO

They should bring back grand prix des nations, and make it properly long as it should be, give remco something to win.

Pog destroys the competition

>>149155700
Can i get some of that hopium brother?

Lmao all the Danes in the finish

what kind of rider is remco realistically even... his vuelta win is a fraud and he keeps larping as a gc rider

>>149155725
It was literally a joke

Kraak wins in Suisse

Absolutely destroyed the competition on relatively easy climb

Lipowitz is the new Bookman

WAAR ES REMCO

>>149155726
>at the finish

>>149155726
It’s the savoie flag retard

ONE MINUTE

>>149155744
maybe more..

>>149155737
kwabbed by a visma domestique

THE REVENGE OF COMBLOUX

feels good being a pogiboy

Emu Bitchman confirming Cofidis stays relegated

How come Pog is never sweating or breathing hard after such efforts?

>saddle attacks
>computer tinkering before celebration
Is Pogi entering his soulless era?

I just canceled my trip to France.

Pogacar bugger news than the Iran-Israeli war, according to Slovene RAI.

>francetv saying pogacar is weaker at high altitude even though it happened 3 times in total
fucking dumbasses

Lipowitz the next Ulle?

AXELLE SISTERS I THOUGT JONAS WAS THE BEST GC RIDER OF ALL TIME

HAHAHAHA

POGACAR LOOKS FRESH

LIKE WTF

Carsen Migels:
>Oh thats just beautiful to watch, especially when we look to the TdF. Everything looks like a even playingfield for the Tour and exciting racing.
what is this retard smoking?

top 10

>>149155774
1500+ days of semen retention

>>149155792
>Future French Tour winner Sexas 10th
Yeah hypetrain engaged

>>149155780
more like the next Buchmann

>>149155792
kwabbed by a visma domestique kek

remco should stop larping as a gc rider

>Vingo 2023 6:47
>Pogacar 6:15

>>149155792
GC

>>149155787
This nigga looks and talks like he just had a massage and an espresso, lmao

>>149155774
Microdosing.

>>149155792
>1-2-3-10

Remco loses the white jersey to Lipowitz

>>149155828
whose body dud they photoshopped his head to

>>149155828
I wonder if Tadej would still attack this weekend

>>149155828
A lot of jobbers in the top ten for what was a stacked startlist

>>149155792
So le tour is gonna be dog shit this year. Fuck muslim cheaters ruining the sport.

is Louis Barré the new Paul Seixas?

>>149155842
he will to win the races

Lennyfraud martinez obviously not caring about my veloogoomble. Shame on him

>>149155511
Different disciplines and different stages. We already knew that Jonas and Remco are better TT riders than Pogi, and that Pogi is a better climber than both. What we didn't know was how far apart they were from each other.

Pogi did 25 km/t on 11% in the saddle, Jesus...

This win gave Pogacar 5 PCS All-time ranking points enough to overtake Bartali to take 10th place.

Thinking of taking oral steroids.

top 10 Suisse

>>149155814
skelly arms damn

>The worrying thing is that it comes after a spring where he did not seem to be at the 2024 level. Yes, he was superb in Fleche, but the signs of weakness were there in the UAE Tour, Strade, Flanders and Amstel. He hasn't seemed to be the superhuman he used to be – and today Jorgenson beats him in a time trial.

>Considering that Vingegaard historically has more potential for improvement from here until the end of the Tour, it has certainly been a better day for a Dane than for a Slovenian cycling fan.

>>149155818
A non-natural climber trying his whole career to survive enough on climbs to win stage races is always kino. Remco suffers for us

>>149155857
Jonas er ikke en bedre TT rytter end Tadej
Hvad snakker du

>>149155859
This list irrelevant desu.

Pogacar is already the 2nd best road cyclist all time ever if he stops next year.

>Valverde

LMAO
M
A
O

>>149155779
What should they say? "Letour is over don't bother to tune in francetv next month"

Pog discovered a superpower on Plateau de Beille last year and since then he can do like 1 W/kg more than before

>>149155859
Absolutely embarassing state of cycling.

>>149155890
Ok.

Quickstep still on 1000 wins

>>149155898
Can't believe the giro is gonna be better than the tour this year. The absolute carelessness about the blatant doping is gonna bite them in the ass.

>>149155859
With the 3 points scored today Pogacar is now only 305 points away from Hinault in 2nd, he passed Bartali earlier this year

>>149155857
don’t worry it was a pogacar climb tomorrow jonas climbs!!

Looks like my plan of holding my summer vacation in august instead of July is gonna pay off

Pogacar (26), Kristoff (37) and Démare (33) are all at 97 career wins

Does Lipowitz really weigh 68kg?


Quite heavy and still he can climb this well.

>>149155922
This passes the Cancellara>Boonen test, the Cipo>Kwabendish test and the Coppi>Bartali test

>>149155969
Still overrates Valverde far too much

>>149155891
>>149155922
PCS favour longevity and is less top-heavy, prestigelisten places more relitive weight on the highest level races. That even by the former is already 10th, is also a big achievement.

podium thot giving Pog the look

Pogichads, how are we feeling

What's on Pogacar music playlist?

>>149155863
GC. big fan of this Big Marlen revival arc

>>149156031
macross 82-89 dark city on repeat

Is the February Wellens meme officially over? It was 33°C today

>>149155923
If Jonas gains even a second on Pogboy at any point, doping accusations are going to be flying in here. Hopefully they will have a longer duel than today though, this was a bit of a let down, even if Pogis solo climb was insanely impressive.

>>149155859
>>149155922
How did Roglič gain places?

>>149156031
akb48

>>149156031
unironically rap

>>149156070
It's probably a calendar year change

>>149156070
Catalunya

>>149156070
Changes are from the start of the season. Roglic won Catalunya.

>>149156096
>>149156099
>>149156100

>>149156044
also, I had this meme CX team for Suisse and then Fem and Van Anrooij withdrew at the last minute

>>149156060
30 degrees february is the new normal

>>149155983
Man rode at a top level for twenty years and scored in both classics and tours, he's always going to have a million points in these lists.

webm dump

He's getting revenge on Hautacam, Ventoux and Loze next

>>149156070
.4 points from Algarve
36.5 points from Catalunya
2.5 points from Giro

39.4 total points in 2025

>>149156141
we've all been there bros, i was descending a gravel trail when suddenly blind 90° turn, into the bushes i go

>>149156202
no you don't

>>149156182
This almost happened to me couple of years back when I tried to dodge a red light by going briefly on a sidewalk.
It was the last time I attempted that.

Powless wins

>>149156228
quicksteppers possessed by shimano car spirit

>>149156252
80 more UCI points to Astana

>>149151845
what do those tootsies do tho? big sexy is BACK.

>>149156280
bicycle bros... how do we compete?

>>149156297
jesus christ

top 16. very generous by mountain jews

>>149156280
bonus - me sister's corgo on dacha

>>149156323
you're sister is Queen Elizabeth II?

>>149156311
Now this is proper "2000s mid-day Eurosport coverage of some sport you didn't know existed" graphics, I love this shit

>>149156323
can you stop posting my nudes? i know im a cute but im shy

>>149156323
Cute щeнoкитo

>>149151845
i ride 42cm as 170cm guy and feel more comfortable with it since i have wide shoulders, albeit with the shifters turned in at 38cm

>>149151879
>>149152712

>>149156323
nice little homestead, what are you growing?

>>149156323
GOOD post

>>149156323
He cute

>>149156370
mostly flowers. but there's also some tomatoes, cucumbers, eggplants, zucchinis, carrots, beets, onions and herbs

>>149156367
>170cm guy
hm?

Jonassisters..... this was supposed to be our time..... the tour..... it's over

>>149156409
171cm on a good day, im as tall as remco aight

was out having lunch trying to watch the cycling on me phone. but couldn't see it with the sun shining down. it sounded good
not as good as my chicken marinara wrap doe

still can't believe they're doing that climb 20 (fucking twenty) times in world champs. mental. about 10 lads will finish
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/world-championship/1980/result

>>149156337
except there's no way to differ Christen and Christen

>>149156280
amerilards like me will never, ever have this kind of scenery.

>>149156367
tfw 158cm in the tallest country in the world

This year I avoided to watch every stage race with Pogi and my ciclismo experience is improved, not knowing the result of the race feels good
I feel like I might skip Tour too

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
CRITÉRIUM DU DAUPHINÉ
stage 6

>>149156422
what he lacks in height he makes up for in girth

>>149156323
EXTREMELY comfy.

>>149156445
transition NOW

>>149156445
At least you have a clear advantage over your countrymen in the dutch mountains

Nice riding there fishboy lmao. This morning's jumbo klysma upset your little ketone activated bowels?

>>149156445
>tfw footmogged by a lady

>>149156445
what size do you ride? 47? XXS?

>>149156461
I think Joe's team or Il Grande Squadra wins this one

>>149156504
retard comparison, Vingegaard was HUNGRY and TIRED.

Most influential man in cycling

What is the consensus on Barré?

Yet another squeaky clean french talent or Wanty's ultimate lab project?

>>149156323
corgi!

>>149156504
Amazing, there really is no ceiling for him

>>149155792
Uno-X now getting 7th in mountain stages? BASED

>>149156526
Younger man than I'd imagined

>>149156031
new Ye Ye album

>>149156526
>Dr. Chud

>>149156323
Cute

>>149156507
I have a 3XS canyon grizl that I use for all riding these days
I used to have a 48cm Specialized frame that I later found out was a woman specific frame (the dolce) but I recently sold it since I was only ever riding the canyon

>>149156585
ok but what size are your teeny feet?

>>149156609
I wear a EU 40

>>149156656
h-hot..

>>149156532
he clean bc he's in my veloteam

>>149156323
Don't eat it.

>>149156656
Look at the bright side, you pribably have a disproportionately big schmeckle

>>149156770
the mirrors are all too high up to check
my feet don't touch the ground in the trains
it's over

>>149156807
You should find a +180 gf. It would be so cute.

>>149156807
h-how tall are you, my bert?

>>149156807
Uhh... hasn't a woman remarked on its size?

>>149156856
>>149156445

>>149156451
Sounds like a good plan honestly
Thinking about not watching TDF, Vuelta, WC or any other races this year that the obvious cheater is starting, it’s as bad if not worse than the Sky Era now
Maybe i should dust off the old fishing rod and go fishing in July

>>149156656
that's good actually. my Bertyana has EU 39 size and can pick shoes from male, female and kids sections of the store which I consider a cheat ability

>>149156451
>depriving yourself of watching the goat in action

I wouldn't mind if pog actually got elevated pulse from doing record times.

>>149154556
I don't know yet how they will be enforced but for example in the TT races here they have a rig that shows if the extensions are even a centimeter too high relative to the armrests etc. If/when the UCI clarifies the handlebar regs I guess they will just make a wooden block that is 32cm wide, and if it fits between the bars you're good to go. I guess they will enforce that on every rider at least in the nationals. Here the organizer boomers take UCI stuff very seriously.
>TooT
Nice, good to hear that. I will most likely put it up on buycycle when I have disassembled my bike sometime this summer.
>Quick pro
It's truly excellent, very responsive, light and feels fast. The ride quality isn't harsh in my opinion, just stiff in the right places for sprinting. Best bike I've ridden, feels nicer than my S-works SL7. And I love the paintjob so that adds at least 20W, haha.
Also agreed on the UCI rules, feels to me that Specialized doesn't do any narrow bars, are sore about that, and wanted to fuck everybody over.

>>149156968
I recently picked up some Lake MX177xs that are really nice. I prefer a mountain biking shoe on my gravel bike
Good for wide feet as well

>>149151566
the narrow handlebar handles bad meme is such a boomer delusion. The torque difference between narrow and wide is not consequential, so narrow just has slightly faster movement.

>>149156984
I fucking hate him so fucking much it’s unreal
If someone ran him over with a truck i would laugh with zero remorse

>>149157112
>d*nes

> COMBLOUX (8.61 km, 7.24 %, 623 m)
>Pogacar | 19:48, 26.09 Kph, VAM 1888 m/h


Easy

>Was it a good response after the time trial?

>- The time trial was a concern. It bothers me that I lost time that day. It's something I and the team need to improve. The shape and the legs are there.

so basically the bike is dogshit

>>149157184
he never rode the TT bike this year, he already said it before the TT

You know it's a good day when Danes are seething and Schizobrit goes from mania to depression in the space of one climb

https://watts2win.eu/course/2025/Dauphin%C3%A9/1254#s

>7.38 W/kg

Well, he did not go into the reds, he already did a similar performance for over almost an hour last year.

1900VAM for 20 min on sub 8%

>>149157184
His start was way too slow, position on the bike wasn't good.

>>149157278
7.20 hautacam incoming

>>149157278
What? He did 7 for 40min last year, not 7.4 for almost an hour

ASO finna put three 60km flat time trials in the TdF 2026 for the suspense

>>149157184
It's basically both that the setup is worse than the others, but also he didn't try to go 100% on that tt, the urgency was non-existent compared to fish and Remco. Training ride.

>>149157535
Pogacar loses max 1 min to Remco combined in those, depending at what point they are.

>>149156451
I will do this from now on. I already stop watching when he just turns it on. No point now, I though vingegaard had something this year. It'll be embarrassing 8 minutes to 2nd or worse.

>>149157578
Who's turn to say it? Mine. Vaxx status.?

>>149157619
Yet somehow you will still be posting here at the same time.

>>149157619
Yeah you kind of overreacted to Jonas getting a one bike length gap on Pogi for ten seconds on a 3% climb

Winamax had Vingegaard at 1.4 and Pogacar at 3.75 for TdF GC after the TT

kill Pogi, behead Pogi, roundhouse kick Pogi into the concrete, slam dunk Pogi’s baby into the trash can, crucify filthy Pogi, defecate into Pogi’s food, launch Pogi into the sun, stir fry Pogi in a wok, toss Pogi into active volcanoes, urinate into Pogi’s bidon, Judo throw Pogi into a wood chipper, twist Pogi’s head off, report Pogi to the WADA, karate chop Pogi in half, curb stomp Pogi’s pregnant gf, trap Pogi in quicksand, Crush Pogi in the trash compactor, liquify Pogi in a vat of acid, dissect Pogi, stomp Pogi’s skulls with steel-toed boots, cremate Pogi in the oven, grind Pogi’s fetus in the garbage disposal, drown Pogi in fried chicken grease, vaporize Pogi with a raygun, kick old Pogi down the stairs, feed Pogi to alligators, slice Pogi with a katana

please do not murder pogi
but please do extensive drug testing for esoteric substances

Most reasonable Dane

looks like some cages have been well and truly rattled

>>149157728
schizo danes really outdoing themselves today, splendid

>>149157636
how the fuck do you develop a pulmonary embolism as 34 y/o athlete anyway?

>>149157782
embolism can occur in altitude training and I don't know how often bling flies from Europe to Australia and back.

>>149157782
Maybe it's from that thing where they train with torniquet on leg

>Mûr-de-Bretagne
03:52 - TdF 2018 (Dan Martin)
>Hautacam
34:38 - TdF 1996 (Bjarne Riis)
>Peyragudes
19:50 - TdF 2022 (Tadej Pogačar, Jonas Vingegaard)
>Mont Ventoux
55:51 - Dauphiné 2004 (ITT) (Iban Mayo)
>La Plagne
45:50 - TdF 1995 (Miguel Indurain)

All of these will be beaten next month

>>149157728
I predict that this post will have a negative impact on the already shaky reputation of danish posters

>>149141870 (OP)
/cyc/ once again baited by pogi

>>149157782
COpium poisoning

>>149157782
mRNA innit

>>149157782
Its like wondering why so many head gaskets are blown at the drag strip.

>>149157821
then it's a wonder more people don't have it. something is amiss here

>>149158019
good question. I just remember a case of Swiss marathon runner Victor Roethlin who had this either from a flight or altitude training in Africa.

>bardet announced as french eurosport consultant
We are gonna have some tdf stage with Jacky Durand, Bardet and Philippe gilbert while some of you will listen to Jose bean, condolences.

>>149158096
Sounds like hell

>>149158096
Honestly I have a feeling Bardet will be shit as a consultant. Dude is so fucking bland in his interviews

>>149158200
what makes a good cycling consultant?

>>149158403
A mixture of good character and cycling knowledge. Wiggins basically

>>149158436
You forgot a good accent.

>>149158464
Honestly should just be native speakers.

Kek was watching the replay and we see bardet give a bottle to remco.

Clearly we can see from their looks that fish was on the absolute limit on the climb, trying to gain every second possible, while Pogacar wasn't, just controlling his effort constantly. So how much faster do you think he could've ridden that climb? 10-15 seconds maybe?

>>149158848
I don't really think Pogi does the whole hyperventilating rictus of pain thing. He either looks like today or is out the back pouring sweat with jersey open

>>149158848
insane how effortless pogacar looked like fish was rocking side to side trying to keep up

>>149158902
Maybe not the absolute death face fish has, but still he has had a more pained look many times. I'm just wondering if maintaining that gap to his threshold actually loses him much time, if at all.

Paul Seixas (18 years old) is unironically the best French GC rider at the moment. Best at climbing + time trial combination

>>149158848
Looks can deceive. Just think about Roubaix earlier this season. In the final when chasing each other both MvdP & Pogi were at their absolute limits. All they could do was try and maintain some sort of tempo. I remember MvdP saying to his ds. "I've nothing left". But did either of them have pain faces? Not that I remember.

>>149159041
better to not put any pressure on the boy

>>149120993
as i was saying

early new thread as test
new thread >>149159240
new thread >>149159240
new thread >>149159240

>>149157764
That's Uran levels of schizo butthurt