ITT we post NFL-related webms
>>149143765Don't run when baltimore and denver get exposed again this year, you short little pussy.
More webms keep em coming boyz
I canโt wait for KC to go straight back to the OWL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Travis will be coming into training out of shape. That nigga is just stealing cap space
>ugh, he posted it AGAIN!
Friendly reminder that Aaron Rodgers had more passing TDs than Patrick Mahomes and Jalen Hurts last season
>>149143785>m-mac jones>a-autism>i-i am not a NEETHis only responses.
this and the last thread are severely lacking in something
>>149143833We need the kiwibitch to post his bussy again.
>when he posts the webms again!
>Erm, sweetie, we don't tackle the golden mutt here, okay?
>why they keep posting mayne?
>>149143833Severely lacking in this bussy
>>149143828Obviously not a playoff game.
>>149143819mutthomes and squirts are overrated, both need superteams.
>>149143828clearly he had da flu
The Cheifs Schizo will say that all these webms posted are from a singular Lions fan btw.
Lmao KWAB
>>149143844>>149143845>>149143846>>149143852>4 webms in 20 secondsMust all be one person bro. I know because I obsess over uppercase and lowercase letters!
Cam Ward is a bust and a nigger
>>149143878This but Jalen Milroe.
>>149143864>Both need superteams. Hurts does. All Mahomes just needs the refs
>bitchtits still seething
>supposedly hates Patrick Mahomes
>has terabytes of Mahomes webms saved
Lol rent free
>>149143753 (OP)I like Big Pete but this guy is eh plus the raiders are sovlless turbo fags, look at the 1 raiders fag here
And see you way later because that shit is gay if you're gonna be like that
>>149143877Youโre witlessly enabling the person who singlehandedly ruins /nfl/ every season but at least you get to own le Chiefs online!!
>>149143962Temujin is a brown female Raiders fan, she don't care.
>>149143935>oh noes! we're losing so I have to pretend I am hurt! there has to be an excuse for this!!!!
>>149143972It doesnโt matter the fandom, /nfl/ shouldnโt be taken over by any spammer. Some people are too low IQ and tribalistic to see the big picture though
>stop ruining the NFL thread by "spamming" NFL webms! Or else!!!!!
>>149143410Nobody:
Not even Donald Trump:
Brady'sknee: observes two males are standing nearby each other
>Brady'sknee: THIS MUST BE GAY YEP NOTHING ELSE COULD HAVE CAUSED THIS GUARANTEED HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP LOOK AT THE LUST IN THEIR EYESMethinks the FAGGOT doth protest too loudly
>I'm not mad at all actually
>my internet friends are mods on reddits nfl page and they would NEVER allow this!!!
>>149144025Enjoy doing this for all of 2025!
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>>149144036>bitchknees doesn't get the irony of posting this, especially when, in this scene, Don gets nervous and clearly threatened by that character after he steps out of the elevator.
>>149144034Leave me wife alone!
>>149144063Remember when they almost beat the fraud Kansas City Queefs KEK
>>149144048No, it's a man dealing with a schizo Jew.
>>149144063>Literally the coolest thing ever
>>149144081>t. has never watched the showI feel bad for (You)
can cumhandler fan explain to me why deebo looks like eddy lacy?
>>149144044Damn... you doxxed me like the Bahamas fag.
EVERYONE STOP POSTING NFL WEBMS IN THE NFL THREAD!
>>149144093His next line will be "I don't think about you at all."
>>149144093>i watched a youtube video who spoonfed me the symbolismK.
>>149144063You niggers don't deserve T-Mac.
>>149144110Nobody said that.
>>149144076Remember when Kamala almost beat Donald J Trump? Me neither!
>>149144124I just did. Bitch. Seethe more.
>>149144130Queefs had multiple uncalled holds in this game
>>1491441334 more Super Bowls, btw...
>>149144147Refchads too strong...
>>149144133>literally the sitting president of the United States of America>>>>>>>>>>losers.jpg What have you done in your life besides allowing Donald "Gigachad" Trump to live in your head and your bussy rent free?
>>149144133Donnie make ya seethe?
>>149144147thatโs every game. the queefs have never won one game legitimitely since the mutt became the nflโs new dysgenic face to push
>>149144169I've never been rejected for a loan, say to buy a team like the Bills.
RฮฮฮฮDฮR MAHOMES IS JUST A SUBHUMAN MUTT NฮGGER WHO GOT SPOON FED BY THE NFL ALLOWING CHIEFS TO BENEFIT FROM REF BALL ALL THESE YEARS JUST TO BRING THE WOKE PEOPLE INTO THE SPORT (THE STUPID UGLY NฮGGER STILL LOST 2 SUPERBOWLSโฆ KEK).
NO MATTER THE MONEY OR THE FAME MAHOMES WILL ALWAYS BE AN ANIMAL WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX, THATโS WHY HE ALWAYS TALKS AND CRIES ABOUT THE ABUSE HE RECEIVED WHEN HE WAS A NIGLET (THAT BROKE THE ฮฮGGER, MADE HIM SUICIDAL AND WAS FULLY DESERVED !!!)
LOOK AT THAT UGLY NฮGGERโฆ FLAT NOSED, PROTRUDING LIPS, NO FRONTAL LOBE, MONKEY LOOKING MUTT NฮGGER.
THAT NฮGGER WILL BE FORGOTTEN THE NEXT SECOND HE RETIRES, HE NEVER GOT RESPECT AND NEVER WILL BY A REAL ELITE QB. LOOK AT HIS FANS, ฮฮGGERS, SHITSKINS FROM FLY OVER STATES, THE ONE TAY TAY FAGGOT FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, TRANNIES, FAGGOTS, KEKS, WOMEN AND UGLY FAT PIECES OF SHIT LIKE THAT PIGLOOKING DISMORPHIC JEW (IT NEVER HAPPENED, THEY DESERVED IT, IT WILL HAPPEN AGAIN) GRACIE HUNT OR LIKE THAT ANATOMICAL DISGRACE TEAM OWNER CLARCK HUNT WHO MARRIED A BURN VICTIM THAT LOOKS LIKE FREDDY KRUEGERโฆ. DISGUSTING AND REPULSIVE.
THE ONLY THING MAHOMES WILL HAVE AFTER HIS RETIREMENT IS THE NฮGGER IN THE MIRROR REMINDING HIM HE IS A WORTHLESS ฮฮฮฮฮฮฅ NฮGGER AND EVERY TIME HE TAKES A SHIT HE WILL BE REMINDED THAT HE HAS THE COLOUR OF SHIT. ONCE THE NฮGGER SUICIDES REAL NFL FANS ARE GOING TO TURN HIS GRAVE INTO AN INDIAN SHITTING FIELD AS A FITTING TRIBUTE TO HIS FRAUD CAREER.
THE UGLY NO FRONTAL LOBE BALD ANIMAL LOOKING NฮGGER MAHOMES WILL NEVERโฆ WINโฆ ANYTHINGโฆ EVERโฆ AGAIN !!!!!
2024 SUPER BOWL BROKE THE ANIMAL LOOKING NฮGGER !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE EAGLES!!!!
>>149144198this, fraud dynasty which is all anyone will remember them fir
>>149144211Based fraud Queefs exposers
>>149144209I think the President is highly important to the NFL.
>>149144209O B S E S S E D
>>149144196the jew running the bank would laugh in your face before you even finished the paper work, you poorfag little bitch
Alright Chiefsfag is right the obvious samefag spam about them every post is getting tiresome
>>149144227>you poorfag little bitchWe're not talking about the mentally ill insecure kiwicuck.
>>149144227That's never happened before. I imagine it would be a painful experience.
>>149144241>IT'S ALL THE SAME GUY!
>>149144248Post some Raiders webms, esa.
>>149144241Lol itโs only just begun. This is light work for this freak, trust me. And this will be every thread as long as heโs here. Some numbnuts are playing along rn because they also hate the Chiefs and think itโs bantz without realizing how drastically the quality of threads is about to change and how itโs going to go from bantz between numerous teams to legitimate hostility and constant debates about refball and the Chiefs. As long as heโs here itโs over. Iโm personally out as of now. Enjoy!
>>149144276Good girl :^).
>>149144272>Iโm personally out as of now.
>>149144276>>149144286When is dinner ready bae
>>149144292Already had. Fried chicken with Bdubs Asian Zing sauce and french fries cooked at home in my air fryer. Saved a ton of money compared to going there.
>>149144315How much did you save, babe?
>>149144348Did you make your own fries or buy frozen?
>>149144272Chiefs Schizo once again, absolutely mindbroken
>>149144366Frozen from Costco
04 patriots probably would've went 20-0 last year.
>>149144395Niggles minus squirts still squash em
>>149144395Nah they would have gotten refballed against the Queefs same as the Bills
>>149144248Black QB moment
85 Bears probably would've went 20-0 last year.
04 patriots would've curbstomped the 85 bears btw
>>149144415>>149144426Niggles still shrek them.
>>149144431You're making Eagles fans look bad. Not even the biggets filthy dickrider believes that.
72 Dolphins probably would've went 20-0 last year.
2024 eagles would've gone 20-0 in 1985
>>149144429>Raiders fans celebrating punching down
>>149144439>best o line>best defense>best WR duo>best RB
>>149144395>>149144426That Patriots team lost the super bowl to a mid Giants team, they werenโt the world beaters they seemed in the regular season. All of Chiefs, Bills and Ravens could have taken them out in the playoffs, and all 3 have QBs better than Peyton Manning and Rothlisburger, who were Bradyโs only roadblocks
>>149144461>Lameme better than Manning or Big RapeFunny how they could win the AFC then.
>>149144461...tf, you drink gasoline?
>>149144461He said 04 you doofus, not 07
>Tom Brady's average path to a ring:
>Drew Brees on a loaded Saints squad, prime Aaron Rodgers on a loaded Green Bay squad, Prime Mahomes on a loaded Chiefs squad
>Average Squirts playoff path
>Green Bay practice squad, The ghost of Stat Padford in the snow, A literal rookie, a 15 win team with a negative point differential
Whoa
>>149144473Heโs the only one thatโs debatable but Iโd say so yeah. Heโs a two-time, spiritually 3-time MVP who just had the greatest QB season in history. Peyton Manning and Rothlisburger are both a little historically overrated anyway
>>149144488>average mahomes path to a ring>????, ????, some choke artist
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>mfw a spiritually 3x MVP quarterback still can't win the AFC
>>149144500Mahomes has tougher competition than Brady did and itโs not close
>>149144491>Peyton Manning and Rothlisburger are both a little historically overrated anywayAt least they made it to an owl. Even won one or two too.
>>149144513Brady beat Hall of Fame quarterbacks nearly every playoff run.
>>149144517Lamar is on a similar trajectory to Peyton, who also fell short in the playoffs multiple times to start his career. Heโll end up with a ring eventually, if not this very season
>>149144526>Heโll end up with a ring eventually, if not this very season(lol
if lanogger spiritually won the MVP last year he spiritually lost the year before. either way you slice it he has 2 irrelevant regular season consolation prizes and 0 (zero) playoff results to show for it
>>149144491>greatest QB season in history>didnt break a single record?
>>149144523You canโt be in the HOF until your career is over. Itโs likely Allen and Jackson will be first ballot as well, possibly Burrow too by then
>>149144526Peyton isn't a cof bin dub ho mufugga nigger.
>>149144535Here's that 2x MVP I was tellin' ya about...
>>149144541Allen might not even sniff the HoF if he doesn't stop choking. Burrow will make it off of statpadding but certainly not first ballot
>>149144451Not with that QB
Greatest QB season is Marino in 84 and it will literally never be close.
Yโall ain't ready for Tony Richardson 3.0
>>149144604never thought i'd say it but you know ball
>>149144620None, like Lamar LMAO
>>149144620Temujin isn't married yet.
>>149144594>Allen might not even sniff the HoF if he doesn't stop choking.Are you serious? Josh Allen would honestly probably get in the HoF as some point if he retired today, let alone having possibly another 8-10 years left of high level play. The Pro Football Hall of Fame doesn't have some incredibly high bar for entry.
>>149144632>The Pro Football Hall of Fame doesn't have some incredibly high bar for entry.You had me until this. It does, but Allen should cross it
Lameme is spiritually a 1x mvp winner, because he only got his 2nd mvp due to journalists being told they'd be called wacist if they voted for the RB that had an incredible year over the black QB that had a year that would normally be worth 3rd place in mvp voting
>>149144627I didnโt know Lamarโs career was over
>>149144655>CMC wins his conference>lameme doesn't, still gets MVP anywayHahaohwow.jpg
>>149144672>conferenceSo no ring?
>>149144620>absolutely no defense>absolutely no running game>absolutely no offensive linedoesn't matter how good the QB is you cannot win a ring in this scenario
>>149144687Please donโt act like you know anything about the 84 Dolphins anon. Be serious
>>149144655Josh Allen's MVP was even less deserving, and he's a cuck.
>>149144696Prove me wrong.
>As long as heโs here itโs over. Iโm personally out as of now. Enjoy!
>im going back to r*ddit's nfl page, where they deleted the things i don't like and ban the evil meanie poopie heads!
>>149144687Later on in Marino's Career, yes. But Miami was a complete package that year, they just didn't perform in the one game that mattered most.
This year is the only chance a WR (Justin Jefferson) will have to win mvp for the next 20+ years. The stars have all aligned
>his QB is a 1st year starter, which voters usually don't vote for (Mahomes is the one exception)
>his QB is white, so black voters wont vote for him
>Mccarthy will be called a system baby no matter how good he is
If Jefferson hits 2k yards he'll win mvp
>>149144610>all the n____rs are shaving "dey dreads" down and actually trying to look human for oncekek. roger have something to do with this?
>>149144759>they just didn't perform in the one game that mattered mostThat's exactly my point. The defense didn't show up, and they had negative net yards on the ground. Literally impossible to win.
>>149144777>Thank you for refuting me, that was exactly my own pointLike I said, you gotta stop
>>149144651>It doesYou're right by the percentage of players that have ever played who make it in but do you not think it should be stricter? Fucking Curtis Martin is in the Hall of Fame.
best qb season ever.... mmmm *sip* *long burp* yep thats the one that occurred over a decade before i was born. no i didnt actually watch that season, no i didnt watch any of marinos full games but i DID watch highlights on youtube and i watched a couple youtube essays where other zoomers affirmed my stance so mmmmmmm yep im thinking 1984 marino shant ever be beaten even doe he was playing against 175 pound twinks that would be working their 3rd shifts at the amazon warehouse to make ends meet today
>>149144793no one refuted shit bitch
>>149144841You tried to claim they had subpar line, defense etc and were literally run and tried to be like โyeah I just meant they didnโt show up that one game haha exactlyโ. Idiot
two more things before I (try) to go to sleep
>It's the Hall of Fame, not the Hall of Stats
>Rushing yards/TDs are not a QB stat
>>1491448741 more thing before you do
>the tuck rule was 100% legal
>>149144874It's the Hall of DEI now, you dumb cunt.
>>149144874Speaking of stats, can you post your measurements?
>>149144604Greatest QB season is Mahomes in '22 and it will literally never be close.
>>149144869not my problem you interpreted something incorrectly.
>>149145023For me it's either Mahomes 2018 or Manning 2013
>>149144907If you swap Goff and Stafford, Lions win the NFC and beat the Chiefs while Burrow beats the Rams to win his first owl.
>>1491451072022 Mahomes absolutely MOGGING the fucking out of any other qb season in history, he stood head and shoulders. Don't even pretend like 2013 Peyton is in the same solar system as 2022 Mahomes, lest you be exposed as a guttyboy who doesn't know ball.
>>149145138What makes you say Mahomes '22 is better than '18? Nothing sticks out to me about that season for him, he was just the MVP winner
>>149145020Whew, laddies...
>>149145138>2022 mutthomes absolutely MOGGING the fucking out of any other qb season in historyHelps when all of his ints are suddenly erased by a phantom RTP or DPI.
>>149145155I refuse to engage with a guttyboy like you, so resilient against truthful information, you just plug your ears blah blah blah i cant hear you,,,, i'ts honestlly sad
>xhe thinks that tripping up will make us think xhe isn't assmad anymore.
>>149145185Helps when you post debunked images
>>149143819surely he led his team to the playoffs then right
>>149144739Lol. Mindbroken baby
>>149145023For me, itโs Young in 94.
these dogwhistles are getting out of control
Remember when Mahomo lost in the Super Bowl and because of that will never be the GOAT?
>>149145225>continues to post more Mahomes webmsMy guy, he lives in your brain rent free. Also, Taylor Swift is cute.
Touch grass
>>149145276He will never be the GOAT because all his SB wins were tainted with refball
Peyton Manning vs the Seahawks didn't get fucked as hard as Mahomo vs the Eagles
You mean the Illuminati... like MY Kansas City Chiefs??
Can we not rant about the fucking mutt for one thread? He's not even the defending champion. Can KC fans take their fent and slowly freeze in peace?
>>149145325Weโre not talking about Brady.
>>149145384>Can we not rant about the fucking mutt for one thread? He's not even the defending champion. Can KC fans take their fent and slowly freeze in peace?Mad? Upset? Feeling left out?
Board culture moving a little too quickly for ya?
>>>/qa/
>>149145384It's not Chiefs fans illiterate retard
Dem Cheefs got you BOILIN
>>149145467Open your mouth so I can piss in it
>>149144106>outing yourself as an archive trannyEmbarrasing
>>149145536That is racist and not needed.
>>149145536See ya in 3 days, newfag!
>>1491451552022 was the year that Mahomes could still be great as a pocket passer. He was getting the ball out quick and making great decisions every game with a receiving corps that wasn't very good outside of Travis Kelce. He threw for like 5200 yards that season and I think he set the all time record for total yards by a player iirc. I think a lot of his issues now are him not trusting his protection.
>>149144526Lamemeโs best chances are now. Manning always relied on his arm and his head. That lasts a lot longer than speed and athleticism. Lamar can throw but heโs never going to be a pocket passer, take away his running ability and they crumble as the Steelers often show.
>>149145536Back it my day ICE meant internal combustion engine and tranny meant transmission, zoomers ruined this planet. The football Chiefs of sports are evidence of this.
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>>149145536Chill out. Hockey is fun too!
>Panthers 3-0 end of 1st period in Game 4Fuck Canada KWAB
>>149144491> who just had the greatest QB season in history.Lol. Lmao even
>>149144541Burrow is either going to be Phillip Rivers or Matt Stafford. Too early to tell.
HOF talent but it depends on who he plays with.
>>149146099Manning was a run-first quarterback same as Lamar and had shit for brains. Half the time he threw the ball it was a hospital pass, you probably don't know this because you're a lifelong Chiefs fan of 7 years. He was a whole meme for being a retard who got his receivers killed. His arm also was shit, he threw ducks his whole career. Again, you wouldn't know. His main weapon was his ability to kill you with his legs. Same as will eventually happen to Lamar, as I concede, and will soon address, his legs got old and creaky and he had to rely on the Broncos defense. Lamar will also reach that point in time, but his arm is actually better than Manning's. He throws fucking bullets. He'll be much better as a pocket passer than Manning was at his own advanced age.
>>149146145Reply to Jenny poster
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>>1491462766 inches, which is shorter than Travis Kelceโs girthy 8 inch penis he uses to win Super Bowls
How bad is Geno gonna be on the raidies
>>149146401QRD on the raidniggers' oline and WRs?
>>149146401He's a run-first quarterback on a team that just drafted a runningback in the first round, what do you think
uhh is there even gonna be another season...bros...
How bad is Sammy going to be on the Hawkies?
>>149146401Probably a 7-10 or 8-9 season incoming
>>149146576Probably not for Israel
>>149146440>run-first quarterbackI've seen this phrase multiple times this week. Odd.
At any rate, it's an accurate descriptor. Geno pissed down his leg in Ryan Grubb's pass-heavy scheme.
i like nfl games but i would never ever ever go to one
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the nfl will pay
>>149147590>those Steve Harvey teeth
>>149143799>I canโt wait for KC to go straight back to the OWLI hope they do, because it was supposed to be the Lions knocking them off last year and weโll do it this season.
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th /nfl/
>>149143830CTE, roids or both?
>>149143961Whatโs the story there?
>>149147680>Team making the owl after losing both their coordinatorshas this ever happened in the history of the game? Belicheat Patriots probably right? are you saying that the Loins are Spygate Patriots level good?
>>149144183So, what happens next in that situation? Is the ball given to the receiving team an inch from the end zone?
>>1491478255 years too late
Remember the Queefs pretended they were the Patriots and could make a comeback against the Eagles LMFAO! The fagboy sideline speeches of deluded retards. Grim. Mahomes is a subhuman btw.
>>14914439557 Lions would have gone 20-0 last year.
>if we comeback and win I'll let the entire team, coaching staff, front office, maintenance team, and ownership group fuck Brittany and her fake tits
>...and if we lose you still can
>>149147773>has this ever happened in the history of the game?Technically the Eagles although they fired their coordinators from 2023.
Maybe the 2021 Rams? Brandon Staley was their DC in 2020 and left for the HC job in San Die-Los Angeles (other team).
>>149147773>are you saying that the Loins are Spygate Patriots level good?FAR better and the Lions donโt need to cheat or pay off the refs.
>>149148014And then this game got him fired
>>149147680Lions lose in the WC to Bryce Young
>>149147839it was ruled a safety because the ball bounced out of the back of the end zone
Why couldn't that Air India flight have crashed into a Bengals front office meeting
>>149147839Safety you dumb retard. Defending team gets awarded two points, and the team that punted the ball into the back of the endzone must kick the ball off to the defending team, giving them the ball back as well.
>>149148334Were there any survivors?
>>149148382just 1 broncos fan
>>149147680Lmao every year
>Hockenson
>"Guy throws like Matthew Stafford"
>Addison
>"Hia throws have zip, he can put the ball anywhere"
>Wes Phillips
>"Part of why we drafted him is his incredible arm"
>Jefferson
>"He has a crazy good arm"
>Colin Cowherd
>"LISTEN BUDDY I SAW THE HECKIN SCOUT REPORTARINOS! I WATCHED A COUPLE HIGHLIGHTRINOS!!!! HE'S WEAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!"
>>149148653>players on a team say they like their QBWow! So meaningful!
>>149148724There's a difference between saying you like your QB and pointing out something he's really good at that you like about him
Anyone that has ever watched JJ knows he has a very strong arm and it's one of his best traits, especially for intermediate throws over the middle. What he always needed to work on was layering his deep passes, but that's something that will naturally come with time and practice with his receivers
>>149148787Didn't read. You're dickriding him as a fan, them as teammates. Your biased opinions are unneeded.
>>149148885Didn't read, your post was too uneducated
Prediction.
Vikings dynasty imminent. Last for 3 rings, same as the Chiefs.
Mahomes "second" HOF career begins, similar to Brady, and the Chiefs dynasty resumes.
Cap this.
>>149148920No lies detected
>>149148917That's the best you could come up with?
From the downies who brought you "Sam Darnold is elite and we're winning the super bowl"... "JJ Mccarthy is good"
>That's the best you could come up with?
>>149149036The downes syndrome retards like Cowherd that said Darnold is elite are the ones that dislike JJ tho?
>>149149044Is that your face when you delude yourself that JJ McCarthy will be good?
>I- I know you are b-but what am I????
>>149149096That's JJ's face when they don't pick up his 5th year option.
>>149148074This was 100% a locker room mutiny and you'll never convince me otherwise. There's no way a defense as loaded as that gives up that many points to the fucking Raiders
>>149148653Cowturd did the same shit with Jordan Love. He said the phrase "there's not much juice" at least 200 times.
>>149149158Can they sign me to play corner?
>>149149154Which is especially funny because now he compliments Love's arm
The guy really tries to pretend no one ever remembers his horrendous takes. He doesn't watch college football, he only reads a one page scouting report from one guy and spouts said opinion until the sun stops shining
from the retards that brought you:
>b-b-b-b-b-b-but jordyn is a Future HOFer
>>149149224lul all the NFCN QBs are dogshit
>>149149224To be fair there's nothing wrong with his arm there, Love is just a dumb fuck that throws into trouble
Why are vikings so homosex
>there is nothing wrong with his arm!
>>149149257NCFN has the worst QB room in the league
>>149149380eldest looks like she will look like her mom...god help the younger ones though.
>>149149224I don't even like Love, just saying that Cowturd will repeat the same shit over and over again for literal years and change his opinion on the flip of a dime
>>149149636those gints jerseys are nice
worst /nfl/ general thread I've ever seen
>>149148724Theyโd said heโs a โgood leaderโ or โgreat teammateโ if they were just talking him up
>>149149840Yeah, I'd hate it too if people posted webms of players who cocks I sucked on a daily basis, however, I don't do that, like you do, so I guess I'll never know.
MIAMI -- Law enforcement in Miami-Dade County is looking to arrest former NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown on a charge of attempted murder, according to a warrant reviewed by The Washington Post.
The charge is based on a shooting Brown was allegedly involved in during a celebrity boxing event in Miami last month. The warrant shows a charge of attempted murder with a firearm; it also instructs Brown to post a $10,000 bond and to remain on house arrest until the trial, according to The Post.
Brown was detained by police after gunshots were fired at the boxing event, hosted by streamer Adin Ross. He was seen fighting with several people on a video posted to social media, and gunshots could clearly be heard following the altercation.
Police released Brown after a few hours, and he posted an explanation to social media the following day.
"I was jumped by multiple individuals who tried to steal my jewelry and cause physical harm to me," he wrote on his X account. "Contrary to some video circulating, Police temporarily detained me until they received my side of the story and then released me. I WENT HOME THAT NIGHT AND WAS NOT ARRESTED. I will be talking to my legal council and attorneys on pressing charges on the individuals that jumped me."
>>149146440jeantys hot garbage lol hes a bust
>>149149983>who tried to steal my jewelrykek what a faggot
>>149150026nta...but....he brings bad juju wherever he goes now
>>149150026just watch, mountain west arm tackle merchant got KWABBED by penn state and is already bitching about chip kelly changing his starting stance cause he thinks standing straight up with your hands balled at your sides like a tantruming child is how you set for a run play lmfao
>>149150207I wouldn't trust chip kelly either
>>149145536Incredibly based
Screamin FREE AB till I die (100 emoji)
>>149148478-t. jeet/chicano hybrid
Y'all racist but if I saw you in real life you'd get beat up pasty white bitch
>>149150380Come do it then, faggot.
>>149150383I wish I was close to you no homo
im thinking Landman and Forbes are going to secret contributors this upcoming year, if Forbes gets anywhere near that first round pick potential it would have been a steal, im thinking the extra offseason work and added weight will really help him from being bullied and Landman has been an underrated player in the league he regressed a bit last year but hes been playing for the failcunts and probably started checking out knowing how hopeless it was out there so I forgive him.
>>149150356oh look, lashing out at other anons now, really didn't want your race discovered there, eh Ranjit?
>>149149380Race-mixing should be a crime.
>>149150502Only if they turn out ugly, but if you're good looking like Rashida Jones or Halle Berry it's alright
>>149150410>Rams gave up their first rounder cause they picked one up for freeKek. If Forbes can contribute to the secondary that would be a steal
>>149150223Big facts, everyone forgot how he ran philly into the ground
>>149150026Bro's burning the fuck outta his pipe. Not supposed to do that baka.
>>149149380Why do people now always type like they're enjoying a nice massage in the middle of their sentences
>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day
Derek Carr is the ONLY quarterback in NFL HISTORY with more than 40,000 total passing yards to not have a single playoff win.
>>149150744It's the black way to say "ass" without getting it filtered
>>149150744Words like "ass" decrease visibility on social media which is why nignog zoomers self-censor.
>>149150759I hope Trent Cole burns to death
>>149144014If nobody said nothing, doesn't that mean somebody said something? Just something to ponder...
>>149150759This is not an official Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day post. Please stay tuned for the official daily post.
>>149150780you thought, nigga
I got certified
>>149150780nah you had your chance beat it buster
>>149150837>not an officially motorized contract>certifiedNice try
Now ever since a nigga was a seed
Only thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballin
Ridin' on these niggas 'cause they lame
In a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this gameโcan you feel me?
Blame it on my momma I'm a thug nigga
Up before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealers
Tell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bomb
Bust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDE
Ain't nobody love me as a broke nigga
Finger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggas
I love my females strapped, then fuck her from the back
I get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?
Passed by while these niggas wonder why
I got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to try
Did I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shed
For all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, nigga
Still Ballin'
>>149150837You son of a bitch...
>>149150846>motorized contractit is now
>>149150968Shit, I'm going to bed
>>149148478That poor pajeet. Maybe they can honor him at a game
>Derek Carr Memorial Fact of the Day
Before being crushed by injuries all over their offense, the 2024 season held high promise for the New Orleans Saints.
According to NewOrleansSaints dot com: During the ten-year stretch from 2014 (Carr's rookie season) through 2023, Derek ranked 4th in passing yards, 7th in pass TDs, 4th in multi-TD games and tied for 3rd in completions over 25 yards.
In 2023, the rocket-armed signal caller became just the 3rd QB ever to pass for at least 3,000 yards in each of his first ten seasons in the league, joining Peyton Manning and Russell Wilson in this exclusive club. His highest output would come in 2021, with 4,804 yards through the air.
>>149151166let's cuddle baby
>>149151153>2021 was 4 years agoOn a similar note, I started watching Carr's 60 minute NFL highlights video on Jewtube and I couldn't remember a single player from the early parts even though I watched every game back then. Surreal
>>149151472I have no real recollection of us having Doug Martin for a year even though he led the team in rushing.
I have decided. My favourite team in american football will be Houston Texans!
>>149151552Solid choice. Theyโve got a young promising QB, good head coach and should be a contender for awhile
>>149151721I like their number 12. He caches everything in madden25.
>>149143753 (OP)Does it feel really random to anyone else that Geno got at least somewhat good, so late into his career? He doesn't have the feel of a reliable non-meme quarterback, he has the look and feel of a guy who should have underperformed and been out of the league a decade ago. It's bizarre that he's both stuck around and become a genuinely serviceable starter. It doesn't feel right.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA8Pv_gTjLg&list=RDPA8Pv_gTjLg
I want life always like this
With you near me
Until the erasing of the old flame
And me, who was sad
Unbeliever of this world
When I met you I knew
What is happiness, my love
>>149151791Sex with youngcuck while he is drunk
>>149151810this but with my wife Temujin after she made enchiladas for dinner
>>149151810trip back on temujin
Sweet pegging love to youngcuck while he self hates
>>149151762Yeah he's way too ugly to be a starting QB. Huge nostrils, long face. Definitely doesn't look the part. Hopefully he can continue to overcome.
Holy shot i cannot wait to see if mccarthy is legit or not i feel like the sword of damocles has been over my head all offseason
>>149153083It was meant to be, JJ throwing to JJ.
You ever wake up and just wanna go back to bed? Shittsburg fans do not respond.
>>149153271call it the j4 summit
thank god I'm a country boy
>Micah Parsons says Dallas Cowboys are costing themselves more money by waiting to do deal
i dont know if i've ever seen this before. a player is outwardly saying he will take less money. why are the cowboys like this
Signing both Chase and Higgins was retardation of the highest order. They didnโt even make the playoffs with them. It was no doubt to appease Burrow but if he had that much pull he shouldโve squeezed out of his contract and went to the NFC where itโs free range chicken. The AFCN is just too hard and Mahomes is a deathtrap. Like imagine him on the Seahawks or whatever. The only actual threat in the NFC is the Eagles.
>>149155435NFC really is significantly less stacked than the AFC. The AFC is like WCW, its where the big boys play.
>>149155435refusing to sign your stars is a pretty good idea if you want to reduce your odds of making the playoffs
>>149155047based and denverpilled
>jeets and roaches are donkeys fans
>Dolphins OG James Daniels, who suffered a torn Achilles in Week 4 of last season, offered perspective on his rehab and recovery:
>"The Achilles, yes it's unfortunate, but there's people in way worse positions," Daniels said.
>"Especially what's happening in L.A. People's parents, people's grandparents are being deported illegally. I don't have to worry about my mom getting deported, my dad getting deported or my wife getting deported. I've played a long time. I've made decent money. So there's a lot bigger issues people have on their plate. So for me, going through an Achilles injury is pretty easy."
>>149156207how do I get a cute ball busting heiress gf?
>>149156207The clots are fucked
>>149156295Holy sexo ahhh
What manner of creature is this
>>149156575Las Goblino Americano
>>149156575This post makes me feel increasingly demoralized about the US
>>149156207>do your job properly>get fired because your woman owner doesn't like the cut of your jib
>>149156575That's a human.
>>149151762That's the power of aint writing back.
>>149156575That's the white man. And he's marching on with Saints.
Who's cracking 1k this season?
>>149157349literally none of them
>>149157349My nigga Jo'quaviouious
>>149157349Jacory is a 2K name and you know it
>>149157349>Jo'quaviouioushow do i say this
>>149157360none of them look like they're having fun
>>149157591joe-quaw-voh-e-us
>Rams LT Alaric Jackson has been diagnosed with blood clots. The tackle was previously diagnosed with blood clots in 2022, where he had 6 starts in 8 games played. Since then, he's started in 15 and 14 games in the following years
That explains why we got Humphries. Rams once again will start the season with a vulnerable O-line.
>>149157595Well the red team lost. Bad memories
>Antonio Brown wanted for attempted murder
lol
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LAMAR. JACKSON. JUST. NEEDS. MORE. HELP.
>>149157766put my boy joey brrrrrr on any of them teams and he goes undefeated
>>149157784You mean the NFL leader in 4th quarter interceptions since 2020 Joe Burrow?
>>149157628Rams O line and DBs are mediocre as fuck. Stafford is also a broken old bitch. They're about to fall off hard
>>149157888Didn't you say the same thing last year?
>>149157766It takes a real nigga to carry a team
>>149157984finna bouta have the same number of rings as Philip Rivers
>>149157839>QB is forced to throw more and make riskier throws because the defense can't get a stopYou don't believe Justin Herbert suddenly became the most clutch QB in the league with his zero 4th quarter interceptions last year, do you?
>>149158115His literal only run to a Super Bowl had Joe Burrow being carried by his defense lmao.
>>149157984i hope he doesnt regress this year. now there's film on him
>>149157349DJ Giddens will be this year's Bucky Irving
Redskinsbros...are we back?
>>149156698women are better at getting vibes than men. if a coach gives off ick he'll be a bad coach.
name one gross coach who was good
>>149158101Nah, he finna be a bag of Funyuns the way he stacks them rangs
>>149157975Nope. Anyone who knows ball can see the Rams are frauds thoughbeit. Outside of replacing Demarcus Robinson with Davante Adams they didn't improve a single part of their roster
>>149158196Finally. They should also just bring back the fucking Indian logo, it's not even racist. The FSU Seminoles completely embrace the Native American theme with the blessing of the actual tribe to have white and black dudes riding around on a horse in face paint and a headdress and no one cares. The name Redskins was the only thing maybe kind of racist about them
>>149158127>carriedThe defense being good doesn't mean Burrow wasn't as well. You're deviating anyway, answer the question. Was Justin Herbert the most clutch QB last year?
>>149158238>Gets a pass on dating a girl who could be his granddaughter He's not gross, he's like a quiet and generous John
>>149158238belichick is great outside of press meetings
My best friend is an NFL player. No, I won't reveal his name. But he did get me a Switch 2.
KWAB
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how many games will >we win this year?
>>149157888As it stands right now, I have the Rams being in the top 3 of the NFC but like you said, I can see them falling down hard and finishing last on their division. Stafford's production falls off the moment he gets pressured (I'm not talking about blitz, he's actually good against the blitz). His age is a concern. I expect the Seahawks to be better next season and Cardinals to be the most improved team in the division I liked their draft and their off season additions. 49ers obviously have a far worse roster than what they had last year but if they can stay healthy with their soft as schedule, they might be able to compete for the division.
>>149158287it's probably some fat fuck lineman
>>149158231Leaving draft picks out of it, they improved their biggest weakness in run defense by signing Poona Ford (DT) and Nate Landman (ILB).
>>149158287If he's some literal who you should encourage him to be more smart with his finances since his job won't last forever.
>>149158287>Switch 2He's an o linemen? They're all nerds
>>149158258That defense was playing far better than Burrow in that run
>But HerbertYou brought him up, I ignored it because it's irrelevant.
>>149158335>I have the Rams as top 3 in the conference>but also they could be last in the divisionBig delta between those two
>>149158232The Chiefs had the Native American theme first anyway, itโs for the best that they find their own thing
>>149158335Stafford is like Rodgers very up and down. He still shows flashes off his old self but he's hot and cold. A lot of wear and tear and injuries racked up over the years
>>149158358Poona Ford I've always liked but Landman some Falcons castoff is gonna be better than Rozeboom? I doubt it
>>149158232>The name Redskins was the only thing maybe kind of racist about themnah there was a newspaper / media org that polled ACTUAL fucking native americans asking them if they thought the name Redskins was offensive. literally 90% of them said its not racist and the name doesnt bother them
>>149158411>That defense was playing far better than Burrow in that runDebatable. The clutch interception vs the Titans doesn't matter if Burrow doesn't make the clutch throw to get into field goal range. Plus the countless great plays he made vs the Chiefs.
>You brought him up, I ignored it because it's irrelevant.The QB who had the most 4th quarter interceptions since 2020 up until he suddenly became the most clutch in the NFL isn't relevant? Or maybe his defense was absolute dogshit up until 2024. Which is more likely?
>>149158420>Washington Redskins founded in 1932>Chiefs founded in 1959The fuck are you on about?
>>149158428Landman was better for the Falcons than Rozeboom was for the Rams iirc
>>149158471Then it's just white women complaining about it.
>>149157591> >Jo'quaviouious>how do i say this"Nigger"
>>149158666good one, cletus.
Poo shiesty is legit unlike bustin cuckatini who's gonna get benched for Heinicke this season if he doesn't get his shit together
Well Wionsbros, it was fun while it lasted. We had a lot of cool moments over the past few seasons, but now the realization that the drop-off is coming is beginning to set in.
At least we still get to laugh at Chicongo and the Viqueers.
Can't wait to retire next February. Easiest $ I've ever made
>>149158471>>149158232>The name Redskins was the only thing maybe kind of racist about themRename them the D.C. DeepState.
If I was Native American the only thing I'd be offended by would be sharing a name with fucking real India Indians
>>149158287it was nice of your wife's boyfriend to do that for you
>>149158497>>149158846These are much better than the bimbo-at-the-beach ones.
>>149158196i think so.
no one would buy super bowl gear with that stupid W on it
>>149159091For real, leave that shit to college sports or the MLB.
>>149158987its summertime
Do your part and report the kiwicel.
>Do your part and report the kiwicel.
>>1491583237-9
>weAlso, is AB alive?
wins are not a qb stat btw
>>149159569AB is just doing AB things. Attempted Murder charges can't beat CTE
EPA, DVOA, CPOE, ANY/A and WAR aren't real. They're meme metrics used by faggots who don't know ball
>>149159650mostly agree but ANY/A is a better passer rating.
>>149159650NEET is real tho
>>149159620If AB were smart he'd run to Romania.
Who ever was the camera man for Ms Rachels Saturday Night song is a national hero and deserves a ton more work in media, preferably in large settings where women in tight jeans are dancing or just presenting themselves
>>149159720Better get to work on that CV lil bro
>>149159773>8am saturday>no friends to go to brunch with>no hopesad
>>149159801Tomorrow the wife and I will be in Westerly meeting friends to try a new spot for Brunch. One of the guys is a Buffalo fan who's been accepting his team's demise.
>>149159866>bradysanus>having a wifeKek good one fag
>>149159895Imagine if I had a child, too omg just imagine.
>>149159801Yea bro I'm the one with no friends not the obsessed mutt who spends more time @ing me than he does talking ball. I dropped lines with my mates Wednesday night/Thursday morning btw so I'm just gonna chill today. What's your plans for the weekend? You're not just gonna spend it seething like a bitch again are you?
Nobody says โdropped lines with my matesโ
>>149159908>just imagineI agree its all a samefagging idiot like you could muster
Will the NFL still have a season if WW3 kicks off?
>>149159921>mom, i need more money>i know but the check wasnt>i know but is dad there>dad i need more money mom is making me upset and i might do it again
>>149159947Nothing is going to happen dumb leaf
>>149159941>urban stadium next to skyscrapersSure is Boston, why would AI lie?
>>149159801>>149159921I have no friends, and I like it that way. Thatโs why I talk to you losers. I donโt have to remember Temuโs birthday.
>>149159978>I dont have to remember Temus birthdayWhy would you want to remember the birthday of my wife hm? Curious
>>149159992Cool it, Chrissy.
>>149150502Race mixing is fine. These two are just ugly