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Anonymous Canada No.149144718 >>149144748
/heem/
>>149136657
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149144726
shit thread
Anonymous Canada No.149144748
>>149144718 (OP)
great thread dude
very relevant considering usman is fighting this week
keep up the good work
Anonymous United States No.149144787 >>149144913
Black people
Anonymous Bulgaria No.149144809
jonny b how much there is to see
Anonymous Canada No.149144834
I have awoken from my slumber
Anonymous Argentina No.149144850
whoop posted in the wrong thread
anyway
Anonymous United States No.149144855 >>149146005
BAILAAMOOOS

LET THE MIR SNAP YOUR ARM ANTONIOOOOO
Anonymous Canada No.149144862
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149144912
we cant
Anonymous United States No.149144913 >>149144944 >>149144955 >>149145668
>>149144787
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Anonymous United States No.149144934
Gane
Anonymous Canada No.149144944
>>149144913
wtf why that nigga cant fight
Anonymous United States No.149144955
>>149144913
Why are niggers like this?
Anonymous United States No.149144965
I think therefore i TKO
Anonymous United States No.149144985 >>149145011
Anonymous United States No.149145011 >>149147372 >>149147950
>>149144985
imagine her leaving a muddy trail behind her for you to follow
Anonymous Canada No.149145024 >>149145056
yall nigga aint ready for islam at welterweight.
its essentially rock lee removing his weights type shit
Anonymous United States No.149145056 >>149145187 >>149145206
>>149145024
Brock ducked
Anonymous United States No.149145187
>>149145056
Anonymous United States No.149145206
>>149145056
Unless he quickly lands a heel hook, prime Brock would have mangled him.
Ank could maybe take him though.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149145240 >>149145262
PFL is live
Anonymous United States No.149145250 >>149145311
Anonymous United States No.149145262
>>149145240
Wdwtch
Anonymous United States No.149145307 >>149145336
are we watching PFL?
Anonymous United States No.149145311
>>149145250
She looks really annoying.
PTA mom aura.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149145336
>>149145307
Real ones are
Anonymous United States No.149145337
Pawg milf aura
Anonymous United States No.149145351
Fuck Donnie Davis nigguh
Anonymous United States No.149145369
Anonymous United States No.149145385
PFL? I dont watch this shit
Anonymous United States No.149145418 >>149145435
Make Nina Drama eat a banana and then try to drink a full bottle of sprite while sucking my dick challenge
Anonymous United States No.149145435
>>149145418
freak niggas need keep they ass inside
Anonymous United States No.149145441
Lmao theyve got big john mccucky on this shit?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149145449
>big farty mcsharty
Fuck off
Anonymous United States No.149145474
Wheres my cut John?
Anonymous United States No.149145527
OHHHH HES CROTCH SNIFFING HIM!!
Anonymous United States No.149145592
Dude Wipes
Anonymous United States No.149145634 >>149145665 >>149145695
Anonymous United States No.149145665
>>149145634
Just how good is this dude for beating Guram who beat Gamrot?
Anonymous United States No.149145668
>>149144913
fatso just needed a bit more heeming power
Anonymous United States No.149145695
>>149145634
Kek what a bitch
Anonymous United States No.149145738 >>149145791
Chael Sonnen and Daniel Cormier spoke to Kamaru Usman today on ESPN for Good Guy/Bad Guy
Anonymous United States No.149145786
Mountainchads
Islandchuds
Forestfags
Desertcels
Anonymous United States No.149145791
>>149145738
who the hell is kamaru ossman
Anonymous United States No.149145811 >>149145876
Ben Askren.

Simple as.
Anonymous United States No.149145876
>>149145811
Too soon
Anonymous United States No.149145903 >>149146254
Not. Our. Problem.
Anonymous Canada No.149146005 >>149146254
>>149144855
Kek
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146142
the absolute state hahahahahahahahaha
Anonymous Canada No.149146197
Imagien all the all the people
Getting weemed the fuck out
Anonymous United States No.149146228
what do I think of these fights so far?
Anonymous Canada No.149146254 >>149146270 >>149146289
>>149145903
>>149146005
wut happen
Anonymous United States No.149146269 >>149146292
Heem made fun of it, now it's gome
Anonymous United States No.149146270 >>149146291
>>149146254
We attacked Eye-Ran
Anonymous United States No.149146289
>>149146254
israel attacked iran and the Trump admin came out and said israel is on their own
Anonymous Canada No.149146291
>>149146270
im afraid israel has debunked these claims
Anonymous United States No.149146292
>>149146269
I reckon a decent amount of fighters have actually posted here
Anonymous United States No.149146293
I'd hereby accept this award for most times being viciously weemed the fuck out. I may have lost all my fights, become incontinent and CTE'd to the point I'm imaging you handing me an award right now but I'd like to thank each and every one of you nonetheless.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146299
heem leeeeakin
Anonymous United States No.149146316 >>149146323
idk whats worse. Caihlo saying Askren is dead or DC saying he's back at home when he's not
Anonymous United States No.149146317
Ilia "The Gnome" Topturo
Anonymous United States No.149146318
I couldnt find Iran on a map desu
Anonymous United States No.149146323
>>149146316
Schrodinger's Askren.
Anonymous United States No.149146341 >>149146359
Pergande looks pretty good desu
Anonymous United States No.149146345
cantender series when
Anonymous United States No.149146359 >>149146378 >>149146379
>>149146341
The next Patchy Mix fersure
Anonymous United States No.149146378 >>149146438
>>149146359
Patchy will do better next time
Anonymous United States No.149146379
>>149146359
Patchy 2,3
Anonymous United States No.149146394 >>149146411
what we watchin
Anonymous United States No.149146411 >>149146432
>>149146394
Donn Davis Fight League
Anonymous United States No.149146432
>>149146411
nah thats not real
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146438
>>149146378
fer sure b he just needed a full camp to learn how to move his head and not be a stiff plodding shitter
Anonymous United States No.149146462
Barney Aspinal the drooling dunce
Anonymous United States No.149146472
is this PFL Africa
Anonymous United States No.149146489
>me son's pooed every pair of shoes I've ever owned
Anonymous United States No.149146493 >>149148252
Ben Askren can have my lung
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146510
Tom Aspinall has a wife and 3 sons.

Jon Jones has no wife, no sons and is a black homosexual.
Anonymous United States No.149146528
3 of jon jones' daughters or one of Tom aspinal's tard son?
Anonymous United States No.149146570 >>149146605
>PFL African in Capetown
>Ngannou calling himself the King of Africa in the promo
Anonymous United States No.149146572
Jon can duck the Tom fight all he wants but when Tom's 3 retard sons marries each one of Jon's 3 daughters the story loss will be secured.
Anonymous United States No.149146582 >>149146616
propah british rose
Anonymous United States No.149146597
Khaos Aspinall
Anonymous United States No.149146605
>>149146570
kony aint gonna like this one im afraid....
Anonymous United States No.149146616
>>149146582
Don't ask me why but for some reason this will rev him.
Anonymous United States No.149146646 >>149146691 >>149146692 >>149154839
Tom Asnpinall's wife is also his cousin funnily enough
Anonymous United States No.149146691 >>149154839
>>149146646
Deadass?
Anonymous United States No.149146692
>>149146646
Tom Tardson, the longest ever interim champion in history?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146704
/heem/ loves their zesty blacks
Anonymous Australia No.149146713
You ever go to take a Schaub in the Dana and realise you're absolutely done for the moment it starts to come out?
Anonymous United States No.149146755
Tommy's woife went into the Ben Askren and pushed out a Curtis Blaydes innit
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149146793 >>149146830
You ever shat blood? I haven’t thankfully, must be terrible.
Anonymous United States No.149146830
>>149146793
What's your problem man?
Anonymous United States No.149146837 >>149146852
you ever go to take a schaub but then just brap really loudly and it echoes in the till and you're done
Anonymous United States No.149146850
these pfl brazzas can't afford epo
Anonymous United States No.149146852
>>149146837
No most of the time I go to the Till to Schaub it's a knockdown drag out.
Anonymous United States No.149146939 >>149146983
imagine getting gassed and tapped by a black
Anonymous United States No.149146983 >>149147035
>>149146939
Happened to Tony when he fought Bobby green
Anonymous United States No.149147003
Imagine WW3 breaks out and the US gets nuked and Ben Askren wakes up alone in the ruins of his hometown, the hospital he's in having been miraculously spared from hellfire.
Anonymous United States No.149147033
Tony tapped tapped twice, Once when he got choked by diaz, the 2nd when bobby green triangled him
Anonymous United States No.149147035
>>149146983
don't remind me b
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149147052
tony didn't tap to bobby green
Anonymous United States No.149147116
Anonymous United States No.149147179
orcpigman offers his bacon bussy up to bbc colourised 2019
Anonymous Canada No.149147181
Anonymous United States No.149147259 >>149147595 >>149147674
>when the pawg milf bounces on it
Anonymous Canada No.149147372
>>149145011
Anonymous United States No.149147391 >>149147578
mfers not ready to talk about khabib vs tony
Anonymous United States No.149147429
Big John McCarthy? The rape accomplice?
Anonymous United States No.149147578
>>149147391
there are more important fights
Anonymous United States No.149147579 >>149147628
how zesty would it be to use one screen to heemg your meng while the other screen is streaming heems?
Anonymous Mexico No.149147595
>>149147259
dont talk about pawg milfs
Anonymous United States No.149147628
>>149147579
never goon
Anonymous Canada No.149147629 >>149147653
fuck u world war im tryna watch ufc!!!
Anonymous United States No.149147630
Is that Dan "Her Body Her Choice" Hardy?
Anonymous Mexico No.149147653
>>149147629
me to the demiurge
Anonymous United States No.149147674
>>149147259
talmbout wmma legend tommy king?
Anonymous United States No.149147686 >>149147711
Remy LaCroix, what happened there? She was a top contender for a long time but it seems like the promotion gave up on booking her in good matches.
Anonymous United States No.149147711 >>149147740
>>149147686
she was the johny hendricks of wmma
couldn't keep it together in between heeming mengs
Anonymous United States No.149147723
Has anybody checked on schmitty?
Anonymous United States No.149147726 >>149147775
ULTIMATE FIGHTING HAS COME TO IRAN, HI AGAIN EVERYONE I'M MIKE GOLDBERG ALONGSIDE MY BROADCAST PARTNER JOE ROGAN HERE AT THE PAZDITCH ORPHANAGE FOR UFC 337
Anonymous United States No.149147740
>>149147711
There truly are levels to heem.com. Beautiful post lad.
Anonymous United States No.149147775 >>149147799
>>149147726
Whatever happened to the immigrant fight league Trump was talking about co-promoting with Dana?
Anonymous United States No.149147792
These tournaments PFL does are such a joke.
Anonymous United States No.149147799 >>149148303
>>149147775
FFFC would be fuckin based
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149147806 >>149147848
ayo daaamn superman fell off yo
sheesh
Anonymous United States No.149147815
deja vu
Anonymous United States No.149147843
weem
Anonymous United States No.149147848
>>149147806
Oh nah nigga got the MJ curl hee hee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149147862
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149147886
"kiss the canvas boy"
UHHHHH hello? frickin racist?
Anonymous United States No.149147909 >>149148038
gamrot army
Anonymous United States No.149147931 >>149148038
i'm a gamrot missile now
Anonymous United States No.149147933
Tony tapped, i am afraid
Anonymous United States No.149147935
Let's Go Tony
Anonymous Canada No.149147949
UFC Azerbaijan is CANCELLED
Anonymous United States No.149147950
>>149145011
imagine me snapping your neck.
Anonymous United States No.149147964 >>149148032
beer
Anonymous United States No.149148005 >>149148135
Anonymous United States No.149148032
>>149147964
Anonymous Canada No.149148038
>>149147909
>>149147931
deploy gamrot
Anonymous United States No.149148068
Alpha Alpha Red-3 deploying Gamrot on Target Echo #2
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148080
this is the guy who heemed pico
Anonymous United States No.149148081
He is my bank
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148098
PFL's olivi mogging massively
Anonymous United States No.149148116 >>149148193 >>149148228
can askren just say thanks for the support or is he like comatose?
Anonymous Mexico No.149148135 >>149148172
>>149148005
I forgot this fight happened
Anonymous United States No.149148172 >>149148187 >>149148306
>>149148135
Doesn't count but in many ways this was a verbal tap
Anonymous United States No.149148187 >>149148233
>>149148172
Tony Won
Anonymous United States No.149148193
>>149148116
He gets knocked down
Anonymous Mexico No.149148228
>>149148116
he's "unable to respond to anything" whatever that means
Anonymous Canada No.149148233
>>149148187
...The losing 8 fights in a row contest
Anonymous United States No.149148235
lol that 480p cam
Anonymous United States No.149148252 >>149148288
>>149146493
i didn't even know you could get a lung transplant. ben is probably gonna die.
Anonymous Canada No.149148265
Jake Paul would kill gooby in boxing or mma.
Anonymous Mexico No.149148288
>>149148252
Trump should pardon him
Anonymous United States No.149148303
>>149147799
>strong man tests of faith and strength during the staredown including jamming nails through frying pans
HOLY DIMES
Anonymous United States No.149148306 >>149148326
>>149148172
>Running away on the outside = verbal tap
Jizzy and O'malley have tapped in almost every fight they've been in? This is big.
Anonymous Mexico No.149148326
>>149148306
poony literaly started malfunctioning from a light jab
Anonymous United States No.149148329
>her coach/sister's husband took this pic
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148339
verbal
adjective
1.
relating to or in the form of words.
"the root of the problem is visual rather than verbal"
Anonymous United States No.149148362 >>149148384
posting
definitions
2
make some sort of faggy nonpoint
"I am a british faggot"
Anonymous United States No.149148378 >>149148425 >>149148428
Anonymous Canada No.149148384 >>149148422
>>149148362
He is indian and lives in scotland
Anonymous United States No.149148387
Meng is donating his lung to save Ben Askren, I'm told.
Anonymous United States No.149148404
I am a british faggot
Anonymous United States No.149148422 >>149149045
>>149148384
>tf
>tp
Anonymous Mexico No.149148425 >>149148507 >>149148596
>>149148378
If I was Herb I would have disqualified this shitter
Anonymous United States No.149148428
>>149148378
Erick Silva, 47 years old. A fuckin kid
Anonymous United States No.149148507 >>149148549
>>149148425
Cry you little baby bitch
Anonymous United States No.149148508
Jeetnada is currently in the process of giving their cities and streets jeet names
Anonymous Mexico No.149148549 >>149148637
>>149148507
evil always loses in the end
Anonymous United States No.149148562
we love cheapshots in MMA here
Anonymous Morocco No.149148570 >>149148606 >>149148614 >>149148667 >>149148696 >>149148700
You seen this spic who got suplexed?
https://youtu.be/2SdQZk0Wtm8?si=ELvr13l-RzbV9yH5
Anonymous United States No.149148579
>ye fersure b, let's meet up in street shitter avenue right in front of rakesh poop burritos
Anonymous United States No.149148596 >>149148637
>>149148425
why disqualify him when you can used his heemed corpse to give yourself a handy
Anonymous United States No.149148606
>>149148570
he had a gun too it flies out when he gets taken down
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148609
i am an amerimutt bussy destroyer from ohio
Anonymous Mexico No.149148614
>>149148570
that was not a suplex
Anonymous United States No.149148623
>you can used
gm saaaaaaar
Anonymous Canada No.149148629 >>149148640
Pissrael and mutts are about to get nuked lmao
Anonymous United States No.149148631 >>149148675
Anonymous United States No.149148633
Tai is making a comeback.
Anonymous Mexico No.149148637
>>149148596
>>149148549
Anonymous United States No.149148640
>>149148629
two more weeks b
Anonymous United States No.149148667
>>149148570
SPEAR!
Anonymous United States No.149148675
>>149148631
damn bapa you read bout that AIDS shit? crazy stuff
Anonymous United States No.149148691 >>149149131 >>149150888
Anonymous Morocco No.149148696
>>149148570
Spear*
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148700 >>149148715
>>149148570
thats not a suplex you fucking MONG
Anonymous Morocco No.149148715 >>149148726
>>149148700
You wrestling now ?
Anonymous United States No.149148721
Nazis copyrighted eagles
Anonymous United States No.149148726
>>149148715
Anonymous United States No.149148727
These riots in LA suck. No good heems so far.
Anonymous United States No.149148734 >>149148757
Sipping on a pink lemonade lmnt watching the tournament on my PFL Appβ„’ while my Francis Ngannou oil painting looms over me (I'm naked)
Anonymous United States No.149148757
>>149148734
joe??
Anonymous United States No.149148797 >>149148879
I'm thinking bout Payton Talbot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149148798 >>149148876
fucking hell randy couture is awful
Anonymous United States No.149148876
>>149148798
They kept him over Kenny Florian as a commentator only because he was the bigger name
Anonymous United States No.149148879 >>149148944 >>149148959
>>149148797
My girlfriend called him hot and it fucked me up for over a year now. Only time she said that about someone else.
Anonymous United States No.149148889
Anonymous United States No.149148913
Dan Hardy is like a less cool Chael Sonnen, if that's even possible.
Anonymous United States No.149148944 >>149148979
>>149148879
What kind of faggot imagines these cuck scenarios and writes them
Anonymous United States No.149148959
>>149148879
So she likes fruity muttoid twinks. Makes sense why you're together.
Anonymous United States No.149148979
>>149148944
bappa there's anons here that make hundreds of posts about diarrhea every day
Anonymous United States No.149148984
Why is the cage smart? Is it self aware like Cyberdyne?
Anonymous United States No.149148987
Anonymous Canada No.149149045
>>149148422
more likely ure meggsican than im sirian b
Anonymous United States No.149149068
Is Russell Brand in the audience?
Anonymous Morocco No.149149075
Woke up to watch a crotchsniffer I'm no longer a casual yeah ?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149149116 >>149149161
there are brain dead retards who see no difference between this and the way merab fights
Anonymous Canada No.149149122
Morocco is one of the boiz now
Anonymous United States No.149149131 >>149149230
>>149148691
sandmanesque
Anonymous United States No.149149161
>>149149116
merab is a project killer so it's good
Anonymous United States No.149149168 >>149149180
Imagining a giant oaf like Ngannou accidentally murdering a small child is fucking hilarious honestly
Anonymous Canada No.149149180
>>149149168
Accidentally!
Anonymous Canada No.149149230 >>149149248
>>149149131
Completely forgot this fight happened
Anonymous United States No.149149248 >>149149406
>>149149230
Prolly cuz you are a cazzie b
Anonymous Australia No.149149406
>>149149248
Schaub, wadeva happened there?
Dude was a bloggbusser ya heard b?
Anonymous Morocco No.149149557
Benson Bensenson
Anonymous United States No.149149581
Is it just me or does Ngannou sound different?
Anonymous Canada No.149149658
What are you eating right now for din din?
Anonymous Argentina No.149149709
is israel any good?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149149718
>storley hammering the back of the head
>herzog: EAR, EAR, AIM FOR THE EAR, EAR, EAR
Anonymous United States No.149149734
Just remembered I've watched Randy Couture jay his peen.
Anonymous United States No.149149737 >>149149768
Bryce Mitchelle got raped by demons in his sleep every night leading up to his Jean Silva fight.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149149743
i hope logan storley fucking dies
Anonymous Mexico No.149149768
>>149149737
Kek
Anonymous United States No.149149800 >>149149816 >>149149817
Has anyone here ever been raped by demons here? I haven't, but I would imagine it really sucks hah
Anonymous United States No.149149805 >>149149856
interviewer called back
Anonymous United States No.149149816
>>149149800
I used to do salvia a lot
Anonymous United States No.149149817
>>149149800
yeah shit was so NOT cash
Anonymous United States No.149149819
Just received word via messenger pigeon that Ben Askren is currently in an ambulance, being continuously transported between the hospital and his home, locked in some strange form of medical purgatory.
Anonymous Canada No.149149820
2 words. Bo. Nigger.
Anonymous Canada No.149149856
>>149149805
good job bro, i hope it wokrs out for u
i made a similar post a while back
Anonymous Canada No.149149880
I see /heem/ is currently going through its reddit hours. I'll be back when the actual posters are posting.
Anonymous United States No.149149919 >>149149960
How do we solve the crotch sniffer problem?
Anonymous Mexico No.149149943 >>149149975 >>149149995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gS8eEf0vW_E
Anonymous Chile No.149149959 >>149149971
Imagine WW3 but its an all out mma brawl
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149149960
>>149149919
By watching Muay Thai and bareknuckle
Anonymous Mexico No.149149971
>>149149959
Russia would actually defeat the USA under these rules
Anonymous United States No.149149975
>>149149943
>wrestler went to a crypto conference
woah how'd he get staph
Anonymous United States No.149149995
>>149149943
clitty cage status = exploded
Anonymous United States No.149150017
I'd like to give Kennedy Smith two inches of hard dick
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150076
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Anonymous United States No.149150082
i would give kennedy nzechukwu two dollars
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150097
i would like to give tim kennedy two fingers
Anonymous Argentina No.149150100 >>149150113 >>149150114
How many fights left?
Anonymous United States No.149150113
>>149150100
ever?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150114 >>149150125
>>149150100
one
Anonymous Argentina No.149150125
>>149150114
fucking pfl goodamn
Anonymous Italy No.149150148
Ben Askren is dead, we killed him
Anonymous United States No.149150154 >>149150164
>who do you want next
isn't this a tournament?
Anonymous Argentina No.149150164
>>149150154
pfl is pure comedy
Anonymous Argentina No.149150170 >>149150180
mandingo fight club incomin, expecting buckley holland type shi
Anonymous Mexico No.149150173 >>149150181
im not watching stop commenting about it
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150180
>>149150170
you'll be sorely disappointed
Anonymous United States No.149150181
>>149150173
me at the bottom of plato's cave
Anonymous United States No.149150185 >>149150199 >>149150215 >>149150255
Israel just heemed Iran
Anonymous Argentina No.149150199 >>149150215
>>149150185
can't wait for luke thomas reaction
Anonymous United States No.149150215
>>149150185
>>149150199
Dan Hardy has been on broadcast the whole time and doesn't even know yet.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150227
the only acceptable outcome for this fight is a double career ending heem
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150234
>crawling around like a monkey
>white crowd chanting "silverback"
this feels racist
Anonymous Argentina No.149150241
in a group of 100 haitianos there is always atleast 24 satanist they fucking insane
Anonymous Mexico No.149150255
>>149150185
They had to take Ben out in order to do this.
Anonymous Canada No.149150266
Kody Steele has announced his intention to be shot out of a cannon to defend Israrl
Anonymous United States No.149150269
This the bizzaro Usman/Buckley
Anonymous Mexico No.149150279
*nukes you*
Anonymous United States No.149150286
young buck out hea head huntin vet woulda hit the body
Anonymous United States No.149150290 >>149150296 >>149150435
Where does The Prodigy fit into all this?
Anonymous Argentina No.149150296 >>149150305
>>149150290
fuck he lost it bad i saw the news on him too much cte worse than tony lmao
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150305 >>149150319
>>149150296
not just cte he literally smokes meth lmao
Anonymous United States No.149150313
one more run Penn
Anonymous Argentina No.149150319
>>149150305
he smoked while trying to become a politician? gangster shit
Anonymous Canada No.149150345 >>149150370 >>149150589
Internet is worse than meth
Anonymous Mexico No.149150364
I got an idea
Anonymous United States No.149150367
I got a rock
Anonymous Argentina No.149150370
>>149150345
brainrot is meme all the fags blaming tiktok and instagram like they cant close the apps or just do something productive instead or you know work
Anonymous Canada No.149150385
Wtf they have digital ads in the corner padding things of the ring
Anonymous United States No.149150386
>onlyfans.com/PFLmma
Anonymous United States No.149150414
ZAMN! NGANNOU LOOKS LIKE THAT?!
Anonymous United States No.149150420
>30-27
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150430 >>149151017 >>149154305
>binladin
Holy based
Anonymous Canada No.149150435
>>149150290
Tawlmbout Poison b? Tawlmbout Firestarter? Tawlmbout Smack my Schaub Up?
Anonymous United States No.149150438 >>149150537 >>149150595 >>149150607 >>149150609
You now remember Mario 'death before dishonor' Bautista
Anonymous United States No.149150471
change my pitch up, smack my clone up
Anonymous Argentina No.149150477 >>149150497 >>149150499 >>149150518
predictions for one fc? i think they are dead by june next year
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150497 >>149150612
>>149150477
you've been saying that for the past 5 years
Anonymous Mexico No.149150499
>>149150477
I care only for Dana White products
Anonymous United States No.149150518 >>149150530
>>149150477
they've been hemorrhaging baht
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150530 >>149150542
>>149150518
they have a deal with the thai government to put on more lumpinee shows and they're expanding into japan
ONE is here to stay
Corey Sandhawlgen Canada No.149150537
>>149150438
Sandhawlgen laid it on him that night, no shame in losing convincingly to the Sandman.
Anonymous United States No.149150542 >>149150602
>>149150530
how can you make a profit when you're constantly having to shell out $1800 bonuses
Anonymous Argentina No.149150543 >>149150577 >>149150613
israel fucking suck
Anonymous United States No.149150558
Dana said I'm not allowed to watch ONE
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150570
I really hope Petroski ragdolls Shahbazyan for 3 rounds
Anonymous United States No.149150574
Ben Askren when we get an update on em b?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150577 >>149150585
>>149150543
Has this Arab poofter even fought since then?
Anonymous Canada No.149150585 >>149150588
>>149150577
He's French and dagestani
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150588 >>149150618
>>149150585
You know who else is French? Oumar Sy. And Menifield is ginna heem him this Ssunday morning.
Anonymous Mexico No.149150589
>>149150345
As coincidence would have it, some heem.org users are addicted to both.
Anonymous Mexico No.149150595
>>149150438
Dying is one thing but have you ever been armlocked by Corey Sandhagen?
Anonymous Canada No.149150597
Any other fake fights on Saturday card? Still seems pretty stacked despite jordain fight getting binned
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150602 >>149150621
>>149150542
they're 10 grand b
Anonymous United States No.149150607
>>149150438
Tim Welch has defenses for this
Anonymous United States No.149150609
>>149150438
>seething poofter who picked minks
Glad to see Mario live rent free inside redditors and cazzies
Anonymous Argentina No.149150612 >>149150626
>>149150497 ufc bjj +cji is gonna kill there grapling divisions, figthers like de ridder and mikey been saying their contracts suck, and werent treated good, their usa shows sucked, and prime video is out by december, and they got no stars, its done bro
Anonymous Mexico No.149150613 >>149150627
>>149150543
Imavov is Persian, btw. This happens to Pissrael in the timeframe of two more weeks.
Anonymous Canada No.149150618 >>149151083
>>149150588
Sy is like blacker Gane expect a TKO by Sy after retard Menifield comes barreling through, guy barely beat Julius Walker in his last fight
Anonymous Canada No.149150619
Sean, tim and them niggas ain't in a growth mindset unfortunately
Anonymous United States No.149150621
>>149150602
heh, uh, yeah, I knew that was only joking
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150626 >>149150661
>>149150612
>the shit no one cares about will all be gone
oh noooooo...
meanwhile all the best kickboxers and muay thai fighters are signing for ONE
Anonymous Canada No.149150627 >>149150641
>>149150613
He's dagestani dawg
Anonymous United States No.149150630 >>149150638 >>149150642 >>149150648 >>149150657 >>149150673
what stars does the UFC have, gooby doesn't count
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150638
>>149150630
Merab
Anonymous Mexico No.149150641
>>149150627
They're like 90% Persian. Look into it.
Anonymous Canada No.149150642 >>149150714
>>149150630
Islam, Jon jone
Anonymous Canada No.149150646
A BJJ competition? yeah that'll put some butts in the seats
Anonymous United States No.149150647
Cyril gane is persian aswell, Gane is a well known persian last name
Anonymous United States No.149150648
>>149150630
Joe Rogan says that Sean O'Malley is the greatest UFC superstar, maybe of all time
Anonymous Australia No.149150655
American anons, it's time to step up once again..
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150656 >>149150659 >>149150662
the Azerbaijan card is getting moved to the apex isn’t it lmaoooooo
Anonymous Mexico No.149150657 >>149150663 >>149150683
>>149150630
Ilia Toouria is what everyone thought Gooby was.
Anonymous Canada No.149150659
>>149150656
God forbid they try something new
Anonymous Argentina No.149150661 >>149150674
>>149150626
okay you will be crying when they close the show next year, top kickboxer won't stay there when they realize how shitty things work there, you can keep muay thai it sucks
Anonymous Mexico No.149150662
>>149150656
They already sold out the Azerbaijani arena.
Anonymous United States No.149150663
>>149150657
>Ilia Toouria is what everyone thought Gooby was.
why would anyone think that
Anonymous United States No.149150664
BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP
Anonymous United States No.149150673
>>149150630
Sean Woodson
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150674
>>149150661
two more weeks bro
Anonymous United States No.149150678
Jerking off and smoking weed shouldn't be quit cold turkey in a fight camp.

Jon Jones is the goat while wonderboy is a can

Anyone who regularly uses a drug should keep using it, simple as.
Anonymous Argentina No.149150683 >>149150699
>>149150657
connor was more dangerous against the competition at the time, prime connor was the best in 145 and 155 by far, topuria i can see him having tough fights againt lopez ilia tsarukyan gaethje etc
Anonymous United States No.149150687
Taptora el leynda doesn't have the best thing gooby has, a lifelong nemesis, a rival, his yang, 10 years of grudges.
Anonymous Canada No.149150696 >>149150700
OH ITS A PACKED HOUSE DC!
YEAH JON AZERBAIJANIS FROM WALL TO WALL !
THEYRE INBRED AND READY FOR FIGHTS
Anonymous United States No.149150697
jon jones secret has been his gayness all along
Anonymous United States No.149150699 >>149150716
>>149150683
He was a weight bully in 145, the second he moved to 155 he got exposed
Anonymous United States No.149150700 >>149150764
>>149150696
THIS ARENA MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LIT BY REAL TORCHES, JOE!
Anonymous Canada No.149150701 >>149150729
Degree of dangerous against the competition is a great definition for p4p
Anonymous United States No.149150714
>>149150642
Islam maybe yes but Jones is proto-retired
Anonymous Argentina No.149150716 >>149150737
>>149150699
go watch their second fight it was literally all connor, idgaf it was a fluke both times, bald connor beats most of the ranks at that time the hooker poirier went to war with, would of been knockdown 3 times by mcgregor
Anonymous United States No.149150722 >>149150762
Garth bros... Ali wasn't making shit up this time. Garth believe he deserve tito sho next, or he'll retire (unless he gets fuck you money). Also the Max fight was an exhibition and doesn't count and the fiziev 2 fight was the most violent fight in poofc history.
Will dana give it to him or let him retire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_esVn0AFoA
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150724
I didn’t know goobcels still existed
Anonymous United States No.149150725
I smoked weed with Stephen Thompson once. He just giggled and kept trying to high five me.
Anonymous Mexico No.149150726 >>149150755
Never seen Topuria done like this. Just saying.
Anonymous Canada No.149150729 >>149150740
>>149150701
Actually nvm because if your competition is shit you will be dangerous vs them but that shouldn't make you highly p4p vs someone with killer competition but isn't as dangerous vs them
Anonymous Italy No.149150732
we are so back
Anonymous United States No.149150737
>>149150716
That was no fluke, i'm afraid
Dustin simply low kicked him until he was gimped then heemed him stiff exposing him as a fraud
Anonymous United States No.149150739
Topuria Pelon
Anonymous Mexico No.149150740 >>149150788
>>149150729
Wasn't that what you were implying first, you goof?
Anonymous Argentina No.149150748
mexico is right you basically explained why it would work
Anonymous United States No.149150750
sometimes I just hold onto my meng for warmth
Anonymous United States No.149150755 >>149150773 >>149150777 >>149150785
>>149150726
ahem
Anonymous United States No.149150762
>>149150722
Why did DaddyLongNeck do it?
Anonymous Canada No.149150764 >>149150802
>>149150700
EVERYBODY SITTING ON STRAW HAY BALES DC
WE MAY HAVE A BIG PROBLEM
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150773
>>149150755
And then what happened
Anonymous Mexico No.149150777
>>149150755
The Chin was there, yet the Heem was not. Levels.
Anonymous United States No.149150785 >>149152740
>>149150755
What a chad. We've never seen someone recover like this... I guess that's why they call him La leyenda del Matador
Anonymous Canada No.149150788 >>149150807
>>149150740
Nah I was being unironical but realized it doesn't work
Anonymous United States No.149150792 >>149150813
Anonymous Canada No.149150798
The chin was there for Herbert
But the chin was there for ilia too
Anonymous United States No.149150802
>>149150764
OOOOOOOOH TOWN RAPIST WITH A HUGE RIGHT HAND
Anonymous Italy No.149150803
Nigger
Anonymous Argentina No.149150807
>>149150788
if you can give a judge the opposition and lets says its an 7/10 and fighter A strugles but wins all matches, you can say its better than fighter B figthing a 4/10 opposition who also won all matches
Anonymous Mexico No.149150813 >>149150828
>>149150792
Looking good Nick
Anonymous United States No.149150817 >>149150870 >>149150878
It's official. Ciryl Gane will fight for the Undisputed Heavyweight Championship of the World.
Anonymous United States No.149150820 >>149150917
Funky Ben had dormant staph that decided to scramble when he got pneumonia at the bitcoin conference.

Does this mean all MMA fighters have dormant staph and are ticking time bombs?

Does this mean wrestling is actually a gay biological hazard?

Is this the end of MMA?
Anonymous United States No.149150828
>>149150813
Anonymous Mexico No.149150843
Anonymous United States No.149150845 >>149150880
Anonymous Mexico No.149150870
>>149150817
Anonymous United States No.149150878
>>149150817
The legends have foretold this outcome, Gane shall commence the calculations.
Anonymous Mexico No.149150880
>>149150845
Billy Tarantino tanked that.
Anonymous Mexico No.149150885 >>149150928
Post your favourite Heems.
Anonymous Germany No.149150888
>>149148691
Isnt the giant tattoo on his back christian themed?
Anonymous United States No.149150903
gonna be hilarious when gane heems tom
Anonymous United States No.149150909
Anonymous Canada No.149150915
I hope BJ gets hurt really really bad, like comatose vegetative state hurt. I hate schizos. Can't stand them one bit.
Anonymous United States No.149150917
>>149150820
It's about 30% of the population that can have staph bacteria living in your nose and on your skin. And of those people, some get infections when the skin is opened up through a scrape or cut. And some people don't react to it at all and won't ever know.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149150919 >>149150930
Why did he do it?
Anonymous United States No.149150928
>>149150885
It hits harder when you you know the guy getting heemed is a K-1 champion
Anonymous Mexico No.149150930
>>149150919
weird nipples
Anonymous United States No.149150959 >>149150987
Anonymous United States No.149150975 >>149150983
Watching Merab vs Umar for the first time
Umar is very obviously the better fighter
Anonymous United States No.149150983 >>149150995
>>149150975
oh yeah? because he lost that fight
Anonymous Canada No.149150987
>>149150959
Shrekeru always wins even in losses
Anonymous Argentina No.149150995 >>149151028
>>149150983
he is watching the first two rounds
Anonymous United States No.149151017
>>149150430
Hidenari Saijo lookin CRAZY
Anonymous United States No.149151028
>>149150995
Can confirm, Merab just won R3
Anonymous United States No.149151065
Yeah Umar is completely spent. But if he can improve his cardio he’s obviously better than Merab. Merab is just a stamina freak, he’s lucky Umar didn’t finish him early
Anonymous United States No.149151081
Hasbulla vs Iranian retribution
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149151083
>>149150618
You're right. Not sure what the hell I was thinking, other than Sy only having 1 good win and Menifield being explosive and maybe getting a KO.
Anonymous United States No.149151088
JOW WOGAN I COM TO AMERICA I DO THE EPO FUCK THE GEORGIAN I AM AMERICAN CHAMPION US TITLE MAN
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149151092 >>149151097 >>149151254
Yes, yes, we remember: Umar beats Merab everywhere.
Anonymous United States No.149151097 >>149151100
>>149151092
Except he literally lost
Anonymous United States No.149151100
>>149151097
But I didn’t have breakfast
Anonymous United States No.149151106 >>149151159
Now starting Islam vs Moicano
Anonymous United States No.149151130
im watching randy couture vs tito ortiz
Anonymous United States No.149151136 >>149151163
I'm watching Randy Couture jack off
Anonymous United States No.149151146
RIP Bena Skren
Anonymous United States No.149151151
>Oooooohhhhhhh.... ehh topu tchen of'a U F'a Cee Ronkrings?? Shiir Shiir
SOON
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149151155
Umar is clearly a more technically skilled martial artist, he just can't compete with Merab's physicality
Anonymous Canada No.149151156 >>149151168
alright im going to sleep
good nite
Anonymous United States No.149151159
>>149151106
Well that was fast
Is Islam regarded as superior to Khabib?
Anonymous United States No.149151163
>>149151136
VERY DISRESPECTFUL
Anonymous United States No.149151168
>>149151156
I'm gonna tell people I heemed you while you're sleeping
Anonymous United States No.149151180
>when trash talking goes horribly wrong
Anonymous United States No.149151186
Anonymous United States No.149151200
tito was mentally broken after the first round with randy

what a can
Anonymous Mexico No.149151231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3j9TPrS-wlY his voice sounds so different
Anonymous United States No.149151245
no thanks, don't need any.
Anonymous Finland No.149151254
>>149151092
It's true. Beat him in the losing game.
Anonymous United States No.149151281
And like that, we gone.
Anonymous Ireland No.149151283
I have come to the realisation that Illia ha the most cringe fans in the UFC, JJ fan boys a close second
Anonymous United States No.149151314
Me? I'm a Scabie Aspinall fan
Anonymous Mexico No.149151355 >>149151371
baby nigga fan here
Anonymous United States No.149151371
>>149151355
that's lil alien baby nigga to you
Anonymous United States No.149151623
If you want to see how far MMA has come, witness an entire stadium booing and chanting STAND THEM UP, and Herb Dean threatening, You gotta work!, as Brock Lesner utterly smashes and pounds Frank Mir
https://youtu.be/WD2-K7dsqYM
Anonymous United States No.149151643
Anonymous Finland No.149151718
Shat my pants. Bo style.
Anonymous Mexico No.149151722
Lesnar pounded Frank Mir
Anonymous United States No.149151752
https://youtu.be/7qrVQwjieac
Your cope? Your seethe?
Anonymous United States No.149151811
>We never got Tony vs Khabib
Anonymous Australia No.149152236 >>149152297
Let’s fight
Anonymous Finland No.149152297 >>149152630
>>149152236
*heems you*
Anonymous Australia No.149152630 >>149152782
>>149152297
*blocks your punch*
*counter heems you*
Anonymous United States No.149152740 >>149152768
>>149150785
there are moments where fighters reveal who they really are
most of the time it's a negative reveal of vulnerability and defeat
Anonymous Bulgaria No.149152768
>>149152740
Craig Jones can pull it off.
Anonymous Finland No.149152782
>>149152630
Anonymous Canada No.149152868 >>149153494
Umar literally hasn't been seen in public since losing to Merab. Khabib, Islam and Usman were all at the Champion's league final, but Umar wasn't there.
Y-you don't think....did Khabib murder Umar for bringing shame to the family?
Anonymous United States No.149152901 >>149153035
some fighters carry a look in their eyes that says...
"you don't realize what you're up against"
Anonymous United States No.149153001
of course some fighters, especially newcomers, are just delusional about how good they are relative to their opponents
but when it's a fighter who has taken more than their fair share of punishment, it's unlikely that they're not grounded in reality
Anonymous Italy No.149153018
Soon.
Anonymous Portugal No.149153035
>>149152901
Not DDP thoughever. It looks like he's thinking about dick in this webm.
Anonymous United States No.149153296
ilia doesn't even hide it which is always funny to see
Anonymous Australia No.149153315 >>149153362
any heems tonight bros? is baht on?
Anonymous Philippines No.149153362
>>149153315
In about 40 bins
Anonymous United States No.149153494
>>149152868
no brazza he mek him swing rock and drink goat milk for 9 months
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149153682 >>149153711
they will devour you
Anonymous Finland No.149153711 >>149153811
>>149153682
I have mad cow disease so they will die with me.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.149153811
>>149153711
if only it were that easy
Anonymous United States No.149153832
Anonymous Australia No.149154038
effortlessly mogging dana's flyweights
Anonymous United States No.149154192
btw BJ Penn got arrested again
https://x.com/BigIslandNow/status/1933361149262901655
Anonymous United States No.149154241
Sometimes the better fighter just doesn't win
Umar is at least one level above Merab in every aspect, but since Merab will never get tired, Umar's skill will depreciate over the course of the fight, faster than against anyone else, while Merab will maintain himself at his same consistent level
Anonymous Hungary No.149154305
>>149150430
This doo is called face.
Anonymous Australia No.149154343
>talmbout dana's slop instead of watching slopes get flatlines in baht
good goy
Anonymous United States No.149154369
>mfw when he watches that crap
Anonymous Australia No.149154370
HEEM RUSKI
Anonymous United States No.149154456
How am I supposed to say dis doo name
Anonymous Philippines No.149154490
HEEEEMMMMMMMM TKO
Anonymous United States No.149154491
RAPE OF NANKING NIPPON BANZAI
Anonymous United States No.149154497
Ngannou is the sole reason UFC stopped promoting fighters, stopped building stars overall, the fighters have to promote themselves now or rot
Anonymous Australia No.149154504
china numba two
GRORIOUS NIPPON NUMBU WANU
Anonymous United States No.149154521
We should have let Japan win. Having a unified Japonsphere would have been based.
Anonymous United States No.149154536
1,558,623.85 YEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous United States No.149154645
post u friggin fags
Anonymous United States No.149154669
sorry was busy watching the fight
Anonymous United States No.149154684
oh shit they fuggin
Anonymous United States No.149154702 >>149154742
Mullet did well tanking those shots and letting him gas out
Anonymous United States No.149154715 >>149154755
saw min min peachin up dis white boul
Anonymous Australia No.149154742
>>149154702
the tanking will continue until round 3, trust the plan
Anonymous United States No.149154755 >>149154799
>>149154715
Nah they are evenly matched
Anonymous Brazil No.149154769
ACK
Anonymous Australia No.149154784
the winner of this fight is definitely getting some baht
Anonymous United States No.149154799 >>149154816
>>149154755
You were saying?
Anonymous United States No.149154812
2.5 million czech crowns!
Anonymous United States No.149154816
>>149154799
Yeah they were evenly matched, i can't tell who won round 1 and 2
Anonymous Bulgaria No.149154839
>>149146646
>>149146691
nah his wife's polish
Anonymous United States No.149154863 >>149154890
Enzo looks swarthy, as expected of France.
Anonymous United States No.149154876
Sorry but mullet won me over and i'm the dude who shits on schaubstralia every 5 minutes,, the dude has lot of heart
Anonymous United States No.149154890
>>149154863
Standart french gaul
Anonymous United States No.149154914 >>149154919
Xbox 360 game ahh walkout music
Anonymous United States No.149154919 >>149154932
>>149154914
Aka Back when gaming was good and lame and gay
Anonymous United States No.149154920
>HUEHEUEHHURRRHUEHEUERHRRRHUEHREUEHEUEHEUURRRR
Anonymous United States No.149154932 >>149154963
>>149154919
You wake up and get high right away nigga?
Anonymous Brazil No.149154954
>when she keeps sucking after you've already nutted.
Anonymous United States No.149154957
A frenchman with heart?? is this even possible
Anonymous United States No.149154963
>>149154932
it's 4:20 somewhere bro blaaaaaaze it!
Anonymous United States No.149154977 >>149155058
One fnf are better than numbered poopfc cards
Anonymous United States No.149154993
>when the pawg milf farts on it
Anonymous United States No.149155003
Hurry up and bring out my nigga Face
Anonymous United States No.149155026
No...the villain won...
Anonymous United States No.149155046
Frangeria punked him hard
Anonymous Germany No.149155058 >>149155104
>>149154977
Easily.
Too bad it's only a matter of time until Chatri runs out of investor money
Anonymous United States No.149155099
Usman a milk dud lookin ah nig on me
Anonymous United States No.149155104 >>149155128
>>149155058
ye 2 more weeks
Anonymous Brazil No.149155127 >>149155254
ben askren has died
Anonymous United States No.149155128
>>149155104
ytboi quitty
Anonymous Brazil No.149155154 >>149155167 >>149155188 >>149155194
Good to be back with you gentlemen from my forced hiatus. Just in time for Charles to expose Shartpuria. delightful
Anonymous Australia No.149155166
that one thai guy in the funny hat sitting ringside is a certified real one
Anonymous United States No.149155167
>>149155154
What do you mean forced nigga you spammed tranny cock for like 2 days straight
Anonymous United States No.149155188
>>149155154
real shame about those tits
Anonymous Canada No.149155194 >>149155232
>>149155154
Anonymous United States No.149155218
Anonymous United States No.149155232
>>149155194
damn this nigga ugly bruh
Anonymous United States No.149155254
>>149155127
i was never a huge fan of the guy but i hope he pulls through. it's not looking good...
>β€œOne of the things the family really wanted to do was to get Ben, like this was priority number one, they wanted to get Ben from Nevada where he was to Wisconsin. Just geographically speaking, if this is to be the end, they wanted it in Wisconsin.”
Anonymous United States No.149155271 >>149155356
>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
>>149128580
NEW heemcycle
Anonymous Brazil No.149155273
I'd just like to say It's funny to see people shit on O'cuckley's situtation even tho he's in the same position as Jiri and people didn't shit on Jiri for calling out Alex for a rematch

>Both Sean and Jiri lost a competitive first fight
>Both get absolutely destroyed and humiliated in the rematch
Anonymous Canada No.149155282
Hearing reports that Mark Hunt has euthanized Ben via walk off KO as Ben lay in bed. Food for thought.
Anonymous United States No.149155356
>>149155271
hmmm a little stale I'll make a new one