Why don’t we make game threads?

Fuck Canada

>>149144966
It's a Florida day, yes it is!

My wife saw my bank statements from the local strip club and lost her fucking mind. I’m talking shattered plates and glasses from dinner, that angry. Yesterday she wouldn’t say a word to me but today she has forgiven me and said she has moved past it. I think that yoga class she’s going to really helps. Do you guys think I am out of the doghouse yet? I really don’t want her to divorce me.

Da Blackhawks

ma kitties finna heem them oil boys again

Is it over for BRC??

https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/music/news/billy-ray-cyrus-son-trace-grandmother-funeral-b2768083.html

I’m ready for the McFlop

rolling for the zogbot whore to be murdered tonight by some crazy florida man

>>149145004
Why are you going to the strip club? You shouldn’t be doing that.

>>149145004
She’s cheating on you bro

>>149144973 (OP)
I don't know why NA sports don't make gamethreads anymore. Soccerfags sure have no qualms in making threads outside of generals.

Where is the FUCKING booing?

why do they play these cringe anthems before the game in the nhl

this whore doesnt know how to speed through the away teams anthem.
shes croonin'
fucking bitch

>>149145030
Billy Ray is a forever legend. Fuck Trace Cyrus. He's mad that he's not his sister.

>>149145049
Canada is beloved by normal non basement dwelling Americans

It’s important to remove your hat and show sportsmanship for an anthem, even if your fellow countrymen are deluded and abandoned the values they once put themselves on a pedestal for

>>149145052
because your mother is a whore

>>149145058
Canada isn't beloved by anyone but Pajeets. Canada is the punchline to a joke in America.

WHAT BLACK MAGIC IS HE CASTING?

>>149145058
No one loves canada, oh, except for jeets and chinks looking for handouts.

>>149145052
apparently they started doing it to boost patriotism back in the day. no reason to do it now but muh tradition

Kikes going to war means Florida loses tonight

So heckin' true

>>149145004
she should divorce you for not getting your peepee after giving money to a garden tool stage dancer

next time do it right and get an escort

LETS GO PANTHERS

Reminder that kenny albert is a fat, downsie-faced k_ke.

>>149145061
The veteran didn't remove his hat what a fucking asshole

>>149145071
They are at war and killing innocents 24/7 but the kitties are still winning back to back cups

>>149145061
learn how to properly post you stupid fucking edmonton retard

>>149145066
>jeets and chinks
>looking for handouts
I think you’re confusing your stereotypes.

God save our gracious King
Long live our noble King
God save The King~
Send him victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save The King

Let's Go Panthers

go oilers

Threadly reminder that we fought a war to destroy a white country. And that in less than 80 years we have spics and niggers burning down our cities. Also sodomy is not only tolerated but celebrated. The west has fallen

>USA USA
>whole team is filled with Canadians

Retards. This must be what’s it’s like when English get patriotic when cheering for the foreign filled clubs in the champions league.

why dont they ever get joe buck to call nhl games?

God that girl is hot

PANTIES FLOPPING ALREADY

*bang bang bang*

LOL

SSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

>>149145089
No. No, I'm not. You're just ignoring that anything with melanin is the same thing.

>scoreless draw

>>149145096
Maybe crying harder will make them stop?

>>149145096
Actually you're filled with Canadians

>>149145065
Ekblad's body is held together by the souls of ww2 vets and when the last one dies, his soul will be free

Oiliesboys we did it we didn't allow a goal in the first minute

>>149145099
McDavid....McDavid.....McDavid. Carries to the blue line.

>>149145114
I’m not crying at all, it’s just dumb

>>149145122

>>149144829
Getting tired of waiting.

>>149145099
nice rage bait

Whos in goal ?

Fuck Gary

SKINCHAD IS LOCKED IN

SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Yeah, with what's going on in Iran this game is going to get abandoned soon

>>149145132
Skinner

goddamn skinner nice save

>>149145132
Bobrovsky is on the case and in the box
>also Skinner

>zogbot whore swift
>wigger kelce
>gary the k_ke
all in the same arena? never before have I prayed harder for a building to spontaneously implode.

>>149145141
What’s going on in Iran?

>>149145141
Didnt know isreal could draft whole stadiums in America

>>149145096
Their best players are from binlan and Russia

Sportsnet gives Skinner stats... in game 4.

snake oil salesman no match for the florida man

>skinner locked in
All the oilers have to do is not job and its 2-2

>>149145141
Has the Garylani Brigade gone in yet?

/hoc/ towa

Where is tay tay?

>>149145141
has khamenei already put the red ring of war on? are the black flags of revengeance flying?

I just confused Barkov with Marchand, I’m so silly lol

First goal takes the lead

i have a stress headache cuz theres too much going on rn

>>149145169
At my house

>>149145158
>and Russia
no depth

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFD

>>149145141
we already know who's going to win anyway

wow finally a game where there arent 6 penalties within the first 5 minutes

and Iran
Iran so far away

the team who scores the most goals wins

BREAKING NEWS!
GAME CANCELLED DUE TO MARCHAND AI GOONBAIT POSTED ON THE JUMBOTRON!
GOON PATTOL INCESTIGATING!

>routine save
>flops around and makes it look like something special

>>149145169
avoiding Kelce at rainforest cafe

>>149145172
This post has been fact checked by real Finnish patriots:
TRUE

Do yall think that the chair in the corner of hotel rooms are for people like Kelce? I bet Taylor Swift loves MASSIVE, veiny black cock.

>>149145188
is it bud?? is he gonna win?

>>149145194
any peer-reviewed source to back that one up bud?

BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

>>149145199
>real Finnish patriots
I heard they don’t even play their anthem before a game of hockey.

>>149145163
soilers offense has been shit so far
if nothing changes skinner will give one up just from endless sieges

WHAT IS HAPPENING IN IRAN???

an entire battalion of iranian soldiers who look exactly like mika

>>149144829
I have been waiting for this evening, hello frens

>>149145194
Not if my reffies do their job

good evening bros

>>149145217
2 more red flags will be raised

SSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

>>149145217
don't worry about it babe

>>149145219
hello pekka

>>149145218
With that we could take Tel-Aviv

>>149145217
big nothing burger

>>149145217
idk but we should all figure it out in the /hoc/ thread

>>149145201
No, he's busy watching Gigi play Oblivion.
He might have the hockey game on his second monitor though.

I don't care about Iran

>>149145217
oh you know Israel is just defending itself from the 4th, 5th, or 6th holocuast I've lost track now

>>149145217
isn't real is starting more wars...again.

I still don't know what bud is

IRAN DON'T PLAY HOCKEY

FUCK'EM

>>149145239
you will care about israel thoughbeit

>SO1LERS

>>149145248
Unlock one.

There is a literal genocide happening in Gaza and you retards want to talk about hockey?

Fucking pathetic.

>>149145248
A victor

>>149145259
Oh, no, browns are dying. So, anyways.

>>149145259
there's a genocide on the ice

>mcturnover

>>149145259
dude, fuck off

Iran? More lile I ran out of beer and have to buy some during intermission

>>149145259
i just wanna grill

wait are you allow to handle the puck with a glove

SAVE MADE BY ROD REEEEEEEEEE

>>149145259
in what way is it literal?

Oilers are playing like shit to lull Bob into slacking
Worked last year

>>149145259
What’s Gaza?

>>149145259
kadri is the only player to acknowledge it

looks like good skinner decided to show up tonight.

>>149145273
yellow cards don't exist in hockey so
yeah, i think so

There is no hope in dating anymore.

I went out solo to an upscale bar this past weekend as a “fuck it” kind of way to try and put myself out there. I am 37 years old and getting lonely. Well I was sitting at the bar, having a good conversation with the barhop, and a group of three women who were younger looking came in. After about 20 minutes of sitting there, sweating, I worked up the nerve to ask the one in the middle out on a date. I mostly chose her because I did overhear her discussing with her friends about how there were no good quality men out there. Well it went down a little like this, “Hi, im anon, and I think you are really pretty. I thought I heard you saying something about being single, id really like to ask you to dinner”

She then says: “Yeah, im single, but im not DESPERATE”

Her and her friends then burst out laughing IN MY FACE. I wanted to fucking kill myself right there in front of them. I cried the entire walk back home, top 10 most embarrassing things ive ever had to endure

>>149145270
tss tss waitwaitwaitwait...i fawkin' saw a big dog in IRAN!

When did you realize this whole game is generated by AI and none of these people exist?

>>149145283
Gaza deez

thank god my tax dollars aren't paying for that shit

wut

I pronounce Gaza as Haza

mitch marner is in my toilet

my rat is scoring tonight! :)

>>149145291
I'm a Stars fan, so I can't relate to such non-alpha behavior.

I will be happy to sympathize, though.

>>149145297
gaza deez what?

>>149145286
To bad the Oilers stood him up

>>149145270
Love a nice drunk trip to the store for more.

Tay Tay spotted.

>>149145291

TAY TAY

TAY TAY

>>149145291
https://streamable.com/j4n218

>>149145308
>I'm a Stars fan
based

SWIFTIES GET OUT

Tay Tay sighted!

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT TAYLOR FUCK OFF I AM SO SICK OF HER AND THE KELCES

TAYLOR SWIFT SPOTTED!

taylor swift actually prefers hockey to nfl

hockey comfirmed biggest sport in usa

>basically the wayne gretzky of music

kill women

Fuck off you stupid cunt

>>149145310
Two*
Retrad

>Tay Tay
>The Wayne Gretzky of music

>taylor swift and chokce in the house
panthers lose tonight

>>149145304
Can't wait to go to the Trump Gaza five-star resort in 2030.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

call me when Lana Del Rey shows up

>>149145317
>>149145318
Slay queen

>>149145329
They both had gay rumors

>kelce mentioned

Knicksfag here. Having hated celebs openly rooting for your team is bad juju

>>149145301
gary leaked the script

more like freakkola
what a tall drink of water

Jackie is a swifty

These are the type of women who like Taylor swift. ROASTIES LOVE NIGGER COCK

>tay tay fem soi facing

holy shit i don't give a FUCK about taylor swift

>>149145316
what is dating in finland like?

>>149145278
Targeted killings , removal from homes , deportation and enforced famine of a specific group

remember what happened when taylor swift cheered for the queefs? its over panthers.

>>149145341
yeah so did i so what that doesn't make me famous

Why did the Abbotsford Canucks chsnge their goal song from Holiday?

How come Tay didn’t want to go to a game in Edmonton?

ZOMG GUIZE IT IS TAY TAY ZOMGGGGG LET SHOW HER ON TV AGAIN EVER MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

skinner carrying the oilers as usual
cant wait to see rabid oilers fan blame him for the loss and send his family death threats again

I only care about real celebrities like Gary

Taulor Swift is a tranny.

Take note of the sharpened and broad jaw/brow line. Take note of the giant hands. Take note of the wide gait and larger shoulder frame.

This is a slow burn psyop to normalize regular straight dudes dating/fucking trannies, its literally over.

game 4 skinner is not a meme
this guy is a nasty physical beast

Oh my God shut the fuck up about Taylor swift

>>149145343
most of those knock "celebrities" are actual fans tho, give them that

>>149145338
based /r/redscarepod poster

and I'm switching of TNT

>>149145341
gretzky is not gay at all

>>149145291
bro you're at a bar with them already and you're asking her out to dinner. you're just doing the approach wrong. should have bought her a drink or something. she's at the bar with her friends, she's not looking for a dinner date days later, she's partying.

Whose finna win the big game, lads?

Is Tay Tay there to support Jeff Skinner?

Seriously, where does McDavid go if the Panthers beat him again?

>>149145355
dumb cunt likely knows less about puck than she does ball

Hey guys did you hear, Taylor Swift is at the game.

the streams are really delayed... let the scarposts commence

>>149145376
my god..

>>149145381
Literally who?

>>149145364

>>149145378
nashville

>>149145327
I wish hockey were more popular in our country, Renge.

>>149145378
back to his ugly fucking soulless house probably

Keep talking about Taylor Swift.

>>149145376
Average Albertan

>>149145365
I apologise for doubting Sportsnet statistics

Skinner shutout incoming

>>149145381
why can't this dumb slut stay away from my sport. go back to handegg trash.

>>149145374
Is there ANYTHING these attention whore cunts don't do to get their faces on TV?

>>149145376
is 4sneed actually better on a vertical monitor?

panthers flopping already

RAT SCARRR

>>149145378
Kings is the only obvious choice

>shots 2-10

>kane again
kek cmtsu

>>149145381
Are you serious?

>>149145402

>>149145353
in america you have to get girls to eat 400 dollar sushi restaurant as a first date

in europe especially nordic you can just order women on dating apps they dont requirev any kind of special treatment

>kane
cmtsu

>>149145401
Yes but if you like to have a lot of tabs open it gets annoying.

>>149145410
>b-b-b-b-b-bb-but he's a good wittle boi who dindu nuffin!!!!

>>149145381
Gary did it !!!!!!!!!!!!

>knock the others guys stick into your face
>high sticking
the reffies arent even trying to hide it anymore

why is evander kane even playing?

WE

>>149145387
What rock do you live under?

>>149145420
I envy you finns. I hope you appreciate how good you have it

oh look another commercial with a black male white female couple thanks gary

why does gary keep rigging the games so these awful canadian teams make the finals?

>>149145420
>in europe especially nordic you can just order women on dating apps they dont requirev any kind of special treatment
so i can live my myth in finland?

can kane just hit someone and take a penalty instead of these dumb useless ones

>>149145409
I feel sick

penulty

Evander high stick Kane

Not a jigh stick

Florida and Long Island should secede from the US and merge their new countries.

>>149145426
You got to have control of your stick. Everyone knows that.

>scoreless draw in Sunrise, FL

>>149145374
What bootleg ass stream are you watching? That doesnt look like sportsnet or tnt

Kek he knocked Kanes stick into his own face. Surprised the rigging has taken so long to start. 2 missed high sticking calls in the panthers last game btw

>>149145434
have you seen the dr pepper one?

>>149145378
Las Vegas. After he signs, a few players that contracts add up to McDavid's coincidently are injured.

1st penalty in game 2
2 of the first penalties in game 3
1st penalty in game 4
Hmmmmmm....

>>149145436
This game would be so much better as Stars and Panthers

>Kang

Did you guys see the jet that crashed in India today?? Wound ip being like 242 casualties or something

I don't find mcdavid inspirational at all

the oilers are america's team

At the game

Edmonton just scored a shorty
Not kidding wait until the feed catches up

>>149145434
Is that all you care about?

Kane is a savage - in the bad way
And it's well and truly over for Canadian hockey

SASSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

>>149145354
Sounds like its the jews

>>149145440
classic penalty where you knock a stick into your own face

scarrr

>all those inspirational coaches were fired tho

I abhor all this elbows up fake patriotism bullshit.

>scarrless drarr

>>149145444
YESITISTHEREFSAIDITISTRUSTTHEEXPERTSYOUBIGOT
#womenintheworkplace
#womenarethebest
#allmenaretrash

>>149145445
the balkanization will occur by 2040

Looks like another war is starting.

How many Iranian and Palestinian children would the average leaf sacrifice to have the Stanley Cup back in Canada?

did that just say 5 goals on 17 PPs

I heard that the soilers are the shame of Canada, is that true?

>>149145450
>>149145473
Deny, deflect, blame others. That's the Edmontoid way.

>>149145448
Don't worry about it, enjoy your commercials.

>>149145444
jig stick

SSSCAAARRRRR!!!!! 1-0!!!

>>149145480
why? i think it's nice. it reminds me of vancouver 2010

Do those women who push their exposed breasts against the glass face any consequences?

Wait a second...this soilers coach isn't that guy that coached xheattle for a few years right? I swear they look the same, but that wasn't his name in xheattle.

ITS HAPPENING IN IRAN
WORLD WAR III
>WORLD WAR III
WORLD WAR III
>WORLD WAR III

>>149145480
I abhor fifth column "leafs"

>>149145492
Watch that webm very carefully and slowly

>>149145447
raped retard

>Kane and Nurse b2b penalties
WE

>>149145460
very sad that even 100,000 of those crashes wouldn't make a chip in their population

>sk1nner

FLOPPY
L
O
P
P
Y

SSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRR

>>149145499
stiff nipples

oilers are cooked kwab

>>149145462
That's the Senators.

>>149145499
Increased OnlyFans subscriptions.

>>149145387
How do you not know who Taylor Swift is? Don't run away from the thread, Leaf.

hol up two black guys in the penalty box???

B I X
N O O D

>kane and nurse
you really cmtsu

2 blacks in the box...

typical

>>149145492
no u

POWER PLAY SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
My Kitties

>2 penalties
>2 niggers
Wow

they soiled their trousers

>>149145489
yes

hocfrens why does edmonton cheat so much?

White men just love being victims lol. What a fragile ego, here’s a reminder

>edmonton actually thought they could win with kane and nurse on the roster

BUT MUH GAME 4 SK1NN3R

Two non penalties

Ref puck

>>149145503
praise israel

>>149145460
It looked just like the KHL team plane crash from 15 years ago but I would figure there are a lot of possible reasons why planes could crash

>>149145509
100,000 crashes of 242 people is like 242,000,000 people. What the fuck are you even talking about bro

damn theres more contact allowed in nba games nowadays

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

tkachuk actually did something in the finals!

Oilers are throwing the towel LMAO
Cucks forever and ever

black hockey players

lmao it's over for Canada

>N is Nurse
>And sometimes for Kane
>Always for Subban
>But Dumba's a strain

>>149145498
>>149145504
Why should I be patriotic when this gay country wants to replace me and tried to force me to inject poison?

lmao
good job nurse/kane ;)

>>149145503
Are you 12? Youve never seen israel do this before?

another game of refpuck? holy fuck off

HE HAS ENTERED THE SERIES

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>soilers literally getting sabotaged by niggers
GARY DELIVERS WITH THE SCRIPT

holy refpuck

species-typical behavior

TKACHUK SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

>the city of Edmonton

score

>nurse off the ice for 2 minutes
edmonton has a chance

Lmao at the nignogs, Your DEI hires are losing you the cup

>>149145550
this is what I said about fifth column "leafs"

are the panthers good at diving or are these bad penalties

>sk1nner

>>149145529
Despite being 2/25 of Oilers players...

But if Canada doesn't have hockey, what do they have? Theyre going to have to become the 51st state after all.

>scar pp goal
>on pp for 1:58

>>149145546
He dindu nuffin!!!

>skinn2r

SK1NNER

TRUMP
47

>they let the other chimp loose

It's never been more joever

WHEN STUART SKINNER DIES
WHEN STUART SKINNER DIES
WE'RE ALL HAVING A PARTY
WE'RE ALL HAVING A PARTY
WE'RE ALL HAVING A PARTYYYY
WHEN STUART SKINNER DIES

das right

oooh refpuckies

>kitties get refpuck
>again
Yeah not watching this shit game desu.

>>149145376
you're fatter than last time

goal 1

>skin fluter

NICE SCRIPT, GARY

refpuck

MIGA

>>149145566
Extra bribes due to the income tax advantage

>>149145554
This is the first thing him and barkov have done this series

>>149145437
you probably could. finnish women love foreigners, north americans, italians, etc. you know. if youre polite and lets say average looking you will be hitting jackpot in finland, and sweden etc

>>149145566
Panthers play an honest and hard working style. Edmonton is just seething that their cheap shots are getting called fairly.

>>149145585
bye

Please Oilers... please...

>named your ice hockey team the flames
Retards

Lmfao that Israeli Trump Panthers jersey was insane

theyre doing what made NFL fans hate taylor
they keep fucking showing her
for no reason

>turn on stream
>cats score
it's that easy

>>149145503
its all so tiresome

Diversity in hockey, everyone
This will surely encourage Canadian patriots to only take 100,000 blacks and doubling the number of Indians per year
This and losing the Stanley Cup is what their country is all about after all

>Trump jersey
Why are they letting him in the building?

>skinn3r

>>149145548
>>But Dumba's a strain
He literally has ZERO black in his DNA., despite what he wants everyone to think

Why the actual fuck are Kelce and Swift at this game, and why else is the camera panning to them after the first goal?

Holy shit this is rigged by kikes, Canada deserves their cup back.

so that anon just took a picture of the stadium from outside, but never went in?

Bouchard was more worried about protecting his cross-eyed balls than blocking that shot. Not a winner's mentality

>>149145396
You were saying?

soilers are terrible

>>149145599
Yeah, in opposite world

>medford ma not mentioned but it could have been

Not long time ago oilers fans wanted conn smythe for Skinner

>>149145585
Your team is shit and run by retards.

>nigs nigging
>refs refpucking
maybe ill turn on the 2nd period

>>149145587
thanks

Israel attacked Iran. Gary needs to postpone the game.

>>149145608
Executive level sabotage

Oilers and Canada are getting nuked harder then Iran

>>149145541
It's 24 million.
Which 1.6% of their population.
India's yearly population growth rate is like 1%

>>149145591
lmao

>>149145612
Id rather see them than some baboon nigger. I have nigger EXHAUSTION

I DID IT LADS

Wait what the FUCK is the crowd yelling at Nurse and Kane?

>Israeli Trump Panthers jersey

>>149145589
Gary needs to the script under tighter wraps

why are there no whores in sunrise showing off their cans?

>>149145614
Bouchard actually had his eyes fixed after a miracle cross check to the face from Tyler Myers.

>>149145591
volumes

i'm an alabama bud1 and i wanna be free

>>149145635
congrats anon!

>Skinner

>>149145635
YES!!! great job

>>149145635
congrats bro :)

>>149145635
sweet now you have to be a freemason to get anywhere in the trade

>>149145622
>it's the fault of our brown players
>no it's the ref's fault
which one

>>149145635
>tradie

>>149145637
They're cheering for Skinner

>>149145632
please go back

>>149145635
good job bro :)

>>149145612
she moved down here to boca raton. they were spotted out in west palm beach couple of nights ago

tay

>>149145635
Congratulations man! Well done!

is this good

KWAB

Feels like the thread is faster than previous games and the nba finals. What gives?

>>149145635
Good job buddy

>>149145635
Congrats on being a loser. I’m on disability and being paid to smoke weed and play video games. Women love that I live a carefree life with no attachments

>>149145635
_/_/_/_/_/

>>149145620
Wtf Migo making my cock hard...

>>149145646
raped

>>149145635

>>149145635
nice. i'm something of a an electrician myself

>>149145615
Oh no I must have jinxed it

>>149145635
Congratulations!

>>149145653
No, you go back. To your home country.
Go Panthers.

>post yfw McBust with no cup

>tfw McBust and co. will be the first to lose back-to-back stanley cup rematch in the post-O6 era

Lmfaoooo, shiggy diggy

>They will always call high sticking

>>149145635
Congrats, fren

>>149145660
we're being invaded by swiftards

>>149145635
How do I use a multimeter to check line voltage without electrocuting myself?

>>149145653
Hey bro did you know that some filthy ape nigger MURDERED and innocent White man on the ice over in the uk, and WALKED FREE?!?!? FUCK YOU, RACE TRAITOR

i missed the trump jersey
sunbelt is literally evil

>>149145677
thoughts on your loss to bud?

frederic is so useless it's crazy

>>149145649
the "high stick" was refs
slewfoot was nigs

Walman is a fag

>>149145635
Well done fren!!

>>149145662

SKINNER
SKINNER

So McDavid is leaving this offseason for sure now right?

Is this true Taylor is at the game?

Well, there is 4 mentions. So far, my prediction of 15 isn't looking too bad. Fucking cocksucker talking heads.

>diversity hires costing Mcdavid another cup

Might actually pirate Happy Gilmore 2

Good to see my fellow lifelong Panther fans Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will finally be rewarded for all the lean years they endured with this franchise

>>149145635
A shocking development

taylor with a beer can in every pic. i knew it. after the tour is over and no need to save voice shell back to sipping wine and beer like a functioning alcoholic

>>149145687
He really fell off this year, must be an injury. Sweens swindled them dummies.

What is the plan here for the Oilers?

don trunt paid gary to make canada lose

>>149145697
nah taylor hall was eliminated last round

>>149145687
he's washed up

>>149145694
No, after next season because he has a year left on his contract. If they dont make it to finals, he will leave

>>149145706
>pirating
I cant imagine being this much of a poorfag

>>149145688
It's on the player to keep control of his stick. Maybe the Oilers should stop being limp wristed bitches.

I don't want to see that vile cuntess every time there is a stoppage, you already have the fucking NFL to yourself.

knoblauch doesn't have the balls to bench kane. maurice would tell him to stay in the dressing room

>>149145706
looking to ruin another precious memory you have?

>>149145711
Roll over and die

>>149145591
Oy vey

>>149145703
do you have the one of her looking forward

>>149145700
*pink mist suddenly appears where taylor's head was a second previous*

>>149145711
Get the series back to edmonton and take control

>only 1-0 in the first quarter and they’re already celebrating
Typical retards

>>149145700
omg i'v never wanted a franchise to lose more since the kings had will ferall being a majorly annoying faggot

>>149145503
We’re pro-Israel here. I like having them there to keep a certain landmass nice and divided.

>>149145591
Yikes!

>>149145677
him and perry are cursed

Every goal has been scored by Americans

>>149145706
I'll watch during my one month of Goyflix this year for the final season of Stranger Things

Are nurse and Kane related? I always confuse them

>>149145635
Based sparkybro :)))) Cheers from Sherwood park

>>149145734
they are playing the soilers you know...

Edmonton managed by a nigga named Garlic ... no wonder they fucking STINK so much

Why is it already dark in Miami, it’s not dark out here

>>149145741
Perry won a cup when you were in grade school

>>149145677
bud1

>>149145711
get gentleman's swept

>>149145718
>throw opponents stick into your face
>wtf control your stick
kitties have done this every game so far
not that it matters, soilers are trash without hyman and an injured mcdavid and nuge

>>149145503
ok, i'll go to /pol/ to see, but you better not be wasting my time

Kek based Rat

>>149145729
Just like last year.

>>149145709
good for her for relaxing

>>149145735
neither of them are fans, they just go where the most camera flashes are so they can assure everyone that they are TOTALLY in a relationship and it's not manufactured to increase viewership and ticket and jersey sales in the NFL.

>>149145591
yep hockey, the sport is

O V E R
V
E
R


also jewish refpuck with the fucking benaldies

McDavid lost his hope.

Oilers are brainlets.

PDY?

>>149145750
Earth is spherical

>>149145683
Make sure the meter is rated for the expected voltage. Set to the proper voltage type (ac/dc). Touch red prong to exposed wire/terminal and black prong to a good ground/metal. If checking for voltage between phases the put black prong on 2nd phase instead. It's really not that difficult.

>ANOTHER soilers penalty
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
KWAB

damn this is one very jewish league

edmonton didnt learn anything from game 3

penulty

PENULTY!

Is happy gilmore 2 going to be any good?

>>149145751
I was in 3rd grade and still wearing tighty whities :)

>>149145758
>nothing-happens and mcdavid are actually injured
add it to the wheel

>refpuck continues

>soilers soiling it up
Yep, smells like hockey in June

>>149145734
Kekmonton has shown absolutely nothing so far, they are crumbling hard. It is over.

>>149145706
Adam Sandler has made nothing but slop for 20 years.

gary isnt being subtle

>>149145773
Should I use both hands?

hey /hoc/, is this a good shot total to have for Edmonton?

Bennett high stick earlier no call but yeah you know that's just how play offs hockey is

>league head Jew
>Panthers owner Jew
>Oilers owner Jew
Why should I care about this most Jewish of sports again?

>>149145780
>>149145783
I don't want to see any of you faggots defending this one

>>149145768
Everystein SIngleberg Timeowitz

NEW
>>149145730
>>149145730
>>149145730
>>149145730

>>149145783
dumbass swede

>>149145780
damn you're fast i didnt even get the replay on my stream before i saw your post

>>149145772
And hollow

your streams are literally a full 2 minutes behind

>>149145764
i think she is hooked on 'daily' beverages. creative people tend to get hooked alcohol easy because it affects them more strongly

my rat is injured :(

>(((happy gilmore))) plug during a penalty box cam where 5 guys have happy painted on them
Is there anything in this world that isn't manufactured anymore?

>>149145784
no chance

>360° Marchand embellishment spin
Kek

Tkachukhater bros.... we got too cocky...

>>149145746
>>149145792
Heh typical retards

>>149145797
Yes but dont touch the metal bits. Keep em on the plastic/rubber of the leads

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR
My kitties

First saw a TRUMP sweater on live tv. Will the camera man get punished? He panned away quickly.

SSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRE

Where is Draisaitl?

SCAAAARRRRRR

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhh

RAWR

I've seen enough

>>149145832
;)

Seethe compilation

https://www.reddit.com/r/EdmontonOilers/comments/1l9lw0i/game_day_talk_oilers_v_panthers_finals_game_4_12/

TAYLOR

CHUCKYYYY

>most dangerous lead

Yeah this is over. Edmonton won't even take it to game 7 this time. They are just out-played.

HE'S HEATING UP

Congratulations to Mr Gary for getting Taylor Swift to show up to the hockey game.

>>149145844
He got called to the Russian front

>>149145655
>literally not that far away from Orange Man’s residence in Mar-A-Lardo
kek levels of trolling

Lol imagine losing to a 80% Latino city with a tropical climate that doesn't even play hockey

>>149145291
This is a chatgpt humiliation porn post, but assuming it's real, you did multiple things wrong:
You waited too long to "work up the nerve", they knew you were there and the longer you stared and waited to approach the creepier you got. Pickup artists approach within three seconds, for reference.
You were way too obvious picking your favorite one (or the one you thought you had a chance with, hence the desperate comment), which is insulting to them. The better play would have been to introduce yourself to the group, run the entire set together, aka make them laugh, talk to ALL of them, going back to pickup artists (a good frame of reference if youre trying to approach more women), they actually intentionally IGNORE the hottest one in the group, and talk to all her friends more. They might even neg her when she begs for attention with some comment. "Wow, you're needy. (To her friends) Is she always like this?"
You made it painfully obvious all you were interested in was sex. She didnt express any interest in going out with you, but you immediately jumped to an intimate dinner date 1 on 1 solo, which has a ton of pressure behind it. Especially when you don't know the other person from Adam.
But this is all bullshit anyway because nobody would ever say that to a stranger, what you say she said. More likely you saw them from across the bar, never worked up the nerve, and left with a humiliation porn tier fantasy about how they publicly humiliated you. Probably stroking your shit to it right now. Pervert.

Tkachuk only has 7 goals these playoffs? he fell off

>mfw Tkachuk is about to fuck around and get a RAT TRICK
Imagine being a leaf right now.

>>149145795
Uncut Gems was intense af

>>149145780
he sold it

Imagine choosing your starting goalie based on "he's good in game 4s" number magic

>>149145918
Uncut gems is such a masterpiece.

>>149145940
Imagine being from finlans

>>149145940
This isn't Skinner's fault.... Panthers have 17 shots. Skinner is actually playing great but his teammates are playing like garbage.

>>149145291
Those women taste bad so you are totally fine

>>149145971
She's right

>>149145503
Persia and Juddah are kingless