Thread 149151118

Hawthorn vs Adelaide - UTAS 7:40pm

Remember to press S to spit on Dr Realitycuck

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>>149151113
As if we needed more proof that Queensland/Brisbane is a rugby heartland.

Did someone say AFL?

>>149151107
can we get a qrd?

Comfy night in watching the footy with my gf

>>149151118 (OP)
>previous

>>149151113
probably only because there's nothing better to do in Perth

I still hate Dan Andrews.

>>149151133
hate this bitch thinks she's the main character in her own movie

>>149151118 (OP)
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>>149151118 (OP)
least sovlfull OP in a while

>>149151123
'risp Dr. Reality Poof

>>149151132
RC is a man of taste

He's not gay you retards. He said he didn't like it.

>>149151150
it's fucking reddit normie tier

i hate black people. i hate them for the colour of their skin. i'm a nazi.

>>149151190
based RO'B

>>149151134
>kek imagine some nerd coming in late and reading every post of the last thread

What do you guys think about Israel?

>>149151194
dunno why people fucking bother

>>149151190
crisp non-plebocrat

>>149151178
>previous >>>>>>>>>>

Next he'll start counting the number of threads like /f1/
I the cunt is behind all the crying for offtopic posts that's why he's mad at RC
he's trying to kill the community via making it more formalised like /nrl/ and super strict
instead of it being fun and informal where you can talk about other stuff like what's on your mind

>>149151197
GOAT
the media unconditionally supports the wrong israel

>>149151197
Based as fuck. Hate kikes though.

>>149151197
karmicheal hunt has a better afl career

i like the thread you made, threadsperg

>>149151211
Objectively correct. Subjectively? Folau had far more potential.

I shoukd make the ops

Reality Check BTFO and seething without his trip itt.

threadsperg hates my ops

>>149151118 (OP)
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Fuck that faggot

Just woke up lads

Australia needs a nuke to protect itself from Israel.

>>149151113
where does los pies rank in relation to other franchises around the world?
cant be many socker teams averaging 78,5k per match

>>149151204
Patently wrong, realitycuck. I just don't like you.

>>149151250
>just
Well in any case, I don't appreciate being virtually spat on after all I do for this community. It's also incredibly petty.

you now remember jesse white

>>149151247
actually higher than many handegg teams fwiw

https://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance
of course some attendances are notably small simply because the stadiums aren't big enough to host all who want to attend

>>149151247
there only be a couple with higher. barcelona, man utd. of course these teams don't have the numbers form the away team that Collingwood do

>>149151261
>I don't appreciate being virtually spat on
Then change or leave.

>>149151263
He was the next next Lance Franklin for a while.

Just did a putrid fart going to be a rotten poo later

>>149151263
not me I dont

>>149151274
I don't appreciate your plebocratic ways, but not once have I told you to get out of the forums.

>>149151288
Because no one else here is as intolerable as you.

hi /afl/

he's not me retard

>>149151297
Why is Nick in his pyjamas?

>>149151296
The issue is you lack tolerance and expect everyone to be a plebocrat.

>>149151297
crisp year 10 river cruisers

rc is a lovable idiot, his larps wear a bit thin sometimes but I think we'd almost all agree he's a worthwhile contributor to our proud /alf/ culture

antircsperg is spiteful coward and always comes across as deeply insecure and irrational. do better.

Dindins

>>149151318
Shut the fuck up, realitycuck.

just sick of it all

>>149151297
significantly worse taste than his brother

maccas just arrived

>>149151329
*deposits 1300 plebocrata into your account*

>>149151118 (OP)
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>>149151118 (OP)
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waggy waggwagg for din dins

>>149151345
Corr

shall get 40 McNuggets for dinner

>>149151332
lgm

>>149151318
>antircsperg
this he's a massive nasty cunt

>>149151318
FUCKING
T H I S
H
I
S

my mum called me fatguts

>>149151347
That's like 2k calories

>>149151118 (OP)
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how are you lads dealing with not being able to watch nick daicos this week?

>>149151332
Straffometer just blew up.

wouldn't it be nice if the world was cadbury?

>>149151408
more of a Kinder guy

heres a big joke for you guys
nick daicos lol

My mum calls me mleccha because i eat too much meat

>>149151408
can't believe the guy who sung this died this week

>>149151412
based richo

>>149151424
HOWLING

for me it's the humble furry friends

>>149151438
Love eating a furry.

The post more like pest

Gonna be a very cold game tonight lads, we might even get another snow game.

>>149151457
another? when was the first?

>>149151455
GONE

GOTTEM

>>149151463
I know what you're doing, don't think I don't know what you're doing pal.

this guy been sperging out over people calling it snow for years now kek

Weather report from Inceston?

>>149151500
google.com

>>149151500
IBS COLB D:

>>149151485
not true. it's a misnomer to call is 'snow' and no matter how much the media wants to make a 'historic' MOMENT about it, it doesn't change the fact that it literally was not snow. i'm not going to let the media distort history and reality because they want more 'engagement' with their lies and shameless spin.

>>149151464
>supporting browns

>>149151507
I thought you knew everything?

>>149151511
Fight the power champ.

>>149151332
Why would you do such a thing?

>>149151518
i will

Alright, chilli is simmering and should be ready by the time the game starts.

S

going to sleep

>>149151544
Bit early, mate.

>>149151540
Hell yeah brother

Are steven and max frienda again?
Also cat status?

>>149151550
yeah I’m tired, I didn’t have any caffeine today, first day without it in over a year

>>149151557
Yes
Purring along

>>149151297
The club should be sending him to Macedonia to find a wife, very short sighted

>>149151557
They got on the front foot the day after and said it was nothing. They probably don't like each other but it's a non-issue.

>>149151557
Baz is back in tomorrow

I have so many business ideas, at least 3-4 good ones, but im too lazy and prefer to smoke bongs. I keep telling myself next year ill start.
Not a lie i had the idea for onlyfans a couple years before onlyfans. Thats how good my business ideas are

>>149151573
Tell me some and if I get one running I will give you 10% of the profits

>>149151297
The mrs would go ballistic if she dressed up to the 9s and i try to leave the house in trackies

>>149151573
>Starting a business in Australia in 2025
oof

>>149151583
I'll get in first and give you both fuck all

is that the moon gerrard

business idea: gf delivery service

>>149151297
this requires a pepe edit

Tune no cap
https://youtu.be/Q9hehu2w6Nw?si=_MnVUKoZ1qS3qDIs

>>149151600
You have been able to order escorts to your house online for a long time now. Those whores don't require another middle man.

I might go to bed soon too.

>>149151328
Turd in a roll?

imagine if dan curtins nickname was beef haha

business idea: tinder but for mates

Business idea: shut the fuck up and talk about the fuckin footy!

>>149151625
They already have that but I suspect the issue is most of the people on it aren't looking to be friends with the kind of people that are on it.

>>149151633
Based triple m stinger poster

business idea: nick daicos

>>149151588
Highest number or failure rate?

>>149151634
What’s it called I might download it

>>149151633
Bounce still 34 minutes away

Shit my stream just died

>>149151640
There's a bunch. Friender, Patook, Bumble BFF, Nextdoor, Meetup, The League. I'm sure there's a lot more too.

SEVEN!

>>149151651
I had a dream when I did this and they all laughed when I did it left handed.

>>149151638
Both.

What kind of rings/jewellry do you guys wear?

>>149151660
I guess it hasn't been easy
under albanese

>>149151588
Business failing isnt a bad thing though.
Youve still earnt money and learned shit.
As long as youre not ripping people off, just owing money to the banks then its part of the process.
But if youre not paying your small business creditors or employees, then you did more than have a business fail, youre a lowlife dog.

My hot water system is still broken, getting tough having ice cold showers. I'm having military style showers.

>>149151663
None. I used to wear a watch but I killed it by swimming in the pool with it and then I left my next watch at a chick's house after banging her and was never willing to go back.

>>149151663
I got a black stud earring and a gold chain.

>>149151663
Two chains, 3 rings, 1 braclet, watch, earrings, usually, all gold

I always wear a ring on my wedding finger when I go out to pretend that I'm married, makes you way more desirable to whores

>>149151667
>Yes, we have record numbers of business closures and over 80% of new jobs created are now government funded but here's why that's a good thing

>>149151660
under labo

>>149151640
/afl/

in retrospect scomo wasn't that bad

>>149151663
Silver cross necklace, silver watch, will wear a ring if/when I marry

The mind is so complex when you’re based

>>149151663
I'm wearing a sequined frock and rhinestone crown.

>>149151663
I’m too autistic for accessories they make me feel uncomfortable

>>149151684
>>149151677
>>149151715
lmao

in awe of israels strike on iran it was fucking impressive the sheer size and precision of it from a military perspective was S tier

imagine wearing jewellery as a man / non-negro

>>149151700
*downloads /afl/*

>>149151719
So true

Israel may be the most retarded country on earth

>>149151738
Footage?

can't even enjoy the footy, current events are too depressing

>>149151756
Go to /pol, theyre all jacking off to it over there

>>149151753
>may be

>>149151663
nothing. used to wear a WHOOP band, would consider an oura ring or maybe a watch but cbf anything else

>>149151760
We all knew we were limping towards some kind of collapse. Sucks but here we are.

Would sell my soul for some deep fried shrimp right about now
Or a lobster roll

>>149151663
Plain gold wedding band

>>149151328
I should make philly cheesesteak again

hungover and tired. might watch my crows

imagine the hawks played in snow for a 2nd time

>>149151840
Looking good mate

Had kantong butter chicken for dinner lads, really nice.

>>149151853
not taking this bate

can see the players breath (eyes wide open blush emoji)

>>149151868
did mumma make it?

2 tickets for the hollywood hawks thanks

>all this cloudy breath
this is cool, should happen more often

>>149151872
Yeah I bet some of those plebocrats are thinking
>LOOG AD ME IM A DWAGON xD xD

>They'd want to use that form from the last quarter against the premiers
lol they were under heavy attack for 95% of the quarter and only held on because Lions couldn't kick straight.

>>149151881
No I did. Pretty simple to make.

What? They're too cool to wear the sleeves?

>>149151889
nah mate pretending to be a dragon is fucking based

Ground looks in lovely nick but damn that looks cold.

>>149151891
this
crows are still on fraudwatch imo

what do we need to donate to this week

Fuck yeah Kate McCarthy

Another moronic worthless post from RC

I know the temperature but what does it feel like?

jacked off to my own balls earlier

>>149151916
It's the status quo

>>149151919
cold

Is he the biggest "could have been" player?

>>149151930
liam jurrah another

>>149151930
Colin Sylvia'd be up there.

>>149151921
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking.

Bikecunt you in lad?

sssomone sco re a fffffffffffffUUUUUUUUUCkkken goal rarledy

>>149151930
Brad Plain

why is the whistle on delay?

>>149151930
nan just said she hates all the nickers out there
guessing she must be watching the cricket

>>149151118 (OP)
Go Crows!

>>149151942
I suggest you try it.

Definitely a difference between snow & sleet

>>149151962
>I NEED GOALZ xD xD

>>149151942
Is Shorn Scrotum related to Shaun Burgoyne?

>>149151976
>frozen water and frozen water
thinking its fairly similar

Meatballs are a lifehack

crazy how many players CAN'T KICK A FUCKING FOOTY FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>149151996
Based baller

>>149151889
i pretend to smoke actually

Can we take a moment to talk about Alex Neal-Bullen?

>>149151991
Next you’re saying slurpees & snow ones are the same

The flood is back.

Man, it's a cold one
Like seven inches from the midday moon
Well, I hear you whisper and the words freeze everyone
But you stay so cold

berry my dick in butts lol

Umpires are gonna bring in the rig now.

hawthorn genuinely look 100000% better without sicily

>>149152032
You always say that

>>149152035
This his worst season yet?

wachelle and weddle

>>149151118 (OP)
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>>149152041
That was a unique post from me mate. Check the archives if you don't believe it.

cold match kino

THE WIZARD HAS BEEN SLAIN

the wizard
cause he turns a shot on goal into a turnover

KEK

>You're a wizard Watson
Objectively and subjectively incorrect.

That wasn’t very magical if you ask me

>>149152058
I checked the archives and you're right, apologies.

shoulda kept running back to the shire ya little hawthorn cunt

>1 goal for the quarter
very grim

Adelaide have really improved this season. They struggled hard against the rig last year, but last week and this last 5 minutes have shown they're getting better at overcoming it.

kayo just restarted for no fucking reason

Do you guys like the fat side of the ground?

no point whinging about rigs if you can be good enough to overcome it

is tex walker a hall of famer

C U M M I N G

CUMMING MADE IT SO GOOD

>>149152119
he's a klu klux klanner

i cumming

>>149152101
How is that grim mate?

wanna see butts link up with cumming

this crowd is shit lmao why is tasmania getting a team at all

sam mitchells team of vfl pretenders

>>149152143
when its this cold you sort of need a roof

seems like last weeks win for the hawks was a typical 'respond to the media pressure' win and this week they're back to their usual selves

>>149152151
pussies

sarah jones is my flg

where's big boy mcevoy?

sam mitchell fucking sucks

Lads, Riley just posted

lads

riley

posted

>didn't fall for the hawks meme
Thank Allah

>>149152164
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

we did it 4chan

Pre dinner micro nap coming up

I couldn't give a poofter's gaping arsehole about whatever match is on right now.

tom barrass another shit pick up for hawks for what they will get out of him lmao

battle was even dumber
then they got dambrosio before that who has already peaked because he is as tall as a red bin
all they have is ward, day, weddle and occasionally worpel doing all the heavy lifting

my iggs have all the hawks picks this year

where did you all go

Is /AFL/ commentating legend James Brayshaw going to discuss his son’s upcoming marriage celebrations during his commentary this /AFL/ game tonight?

if living in cold weather results in civilization why are/were tasmanian abos less civilized than desert abos

Telstra in the stream
That connects our lives
Call or text or stream
Under data skies

>>149152239
quarter time walk round the house

>>149152239
crickets on so probably in cric it explains why there is no suicide posting or gay posting because nrlsperg(s) are in /cric/ same goes with mickhead

Imagine selling your home game to a neutral venue and then losing.
And you're a financially successful finals team so you don't even need the money.

>>149152262
>faggotpaddle

McDonalds-sponsored teams > Hungry Jacks-sponsored teams

ben keays x bayley fritsch gay sex

speaking of commentary, they're letting kids do that shit
https://tvtonight.com.au/2025/06/7afl-kids-call.html

Keep hearing phantom whistles

crazy how all the crazies are in /cric/ and this threads on topic

and it's an avg game too

>>149152289
thats cody weightman isnt it

guess i'll go to cric then, better sport than this dogfuck too

Friday 13th alf theme
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2mKN6PDZTmc

>>149152289
>Melbourne’s Ned Bolton (13)
>The son of current St Kilda Assistant Coach, Brendan Bolton

fucking christ, even when it's mickey mouse shit, there's still nepotism at foot

jack gunston looks like he's got cancer

I delisted Rachele for Dylan Moore on my fantasy and that's starting to look like a VERY silly decision :(

>>149152159
I'd like to lick my fingers after eating her if you catch my drift

Richo loves justifying rigged free kicks when it goes to the forward.

soligo has a rough head

Kate McCarthy>Sarah Jones

might fall asleep watching this game

>>149152367
Yeah righto retard

>>149152370
One more beer then sleep on the coach for me

meek didn't get the memo about it being rigged

>>149152367
idiot

Bought silent hill 2 but its such an effort to play games these days

Did you guys play poison ball at school

>>149152401
yeah mate

>>149152406
Crisp, I miss that shit

sex with bailey fritsch
go swans

O O O, O’Brian

i miss foursquare that shit was so good played that at all times at recess/lunch in primary school

>>149152382
How many decades ago was this?

>>149152438
>foursquare
Which gay state are you from

thinking night footy at launceston is a mistake

>>149152401
Didn't go to school but I'm aware of what plebby poison ball is. A boring game that plebs at schools liked because at least it was a game.

>rookie listed players

they always forget priddis

Crows are monstering the hawks everywhere besides the scoreboard

Anyone else /annieknight/?

>>149152469
Good goy

>>149152478
If you never played it you wouldn’t understand why it was good

NO WORRIES TEX

YOU'LL GET THE NEXT ONE

wont stop until im with her

>>149152344
It's not what you know or can do but who you know in every, single industry.

>>149152401
Never heard of it.
>tfw British Bulldogs got banned

>>149152467
NTA but we called it foursquare in Perth, what else can it be called?

Is Jarman Impey?

>>149152385
Based Sam Mitchell sleeper

>>149152489
Yeah I'd fuck her

>>149152509
Downball

>>149152367
S

>>149152535
They just called it that when you were playing.

>>149152550
kek

can't even tell when a goal is scored because the crowd is so quiet

1 man 1 jarman

KYS Gerard

>>149152555
You could probably tell by the ball going through the goalposts.

>>149152555
It's a Hawks supporting crowd so you know when they're quiet it's a Crows goal. Same reason it was dead silent at Adelaide Oval when Ah Chee kicked that goal that the cowardly ump said he believed was a behind last weekend.

If it’s not called downball what do you call the ball you play ‘four square’ with then?

Hawks cannot hold their feet or pick it up cleanly at all tonight.

it's a sea of poo and pee in the crowd

>>149152465
She is just as tight now

>>149152608
She’s so bad

>>149152608
SEXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149152608
I would kiss her.

>>149152615
You are so gay

>>149152625
Based boomer

>>149152633
Perfect set o boobo

game is kinda mid

are you blokes enjoying the football

>>149152625
bad means good grampa

Kayo is fucking dogshit

Love drinking beers and getting drunk

>>149152652
this match kinda sucks desu
hope it isn't the best game of the round

>33 year old Gunston is your only forward that can have any impact at all
Grim

Reckon I’m the youngest alf poster

>6 goals at half time
grim game

>>149152669
what's your earliest footy memory?

the players are smoking haha

slopfest on a cold barren rock. sad.

>>149152690
>barren
but it's le apple isle

Tasmania is based as fuck

>>149152679
2015 grand final

hawks still right in this

>>149152690
>barren
63% of Tasmania's land is covered with forest.

>>149152764
Why is Bob Brown here?

>>149152751
His missus got upgraded with the Ghibli effect.

>>149152750
Yeah this game is a bit of a DRS.

>>149152750
Indictment on the Crows that it's a less than 3 goal lead.

>>149152776
Drag reduction system? ???

>>149152786
Doctor Realitycheck special

Hawks back.

>29% DE%
battle is SHIT

>>149152872
Huh?

moore cumming butts

>>149152786
Dour Rigged Struggle

crows having gumby moments

Aints

missus just let out a little whimper

nice mark by chol

>>149152884
Toldya

>Only two points in it
I'm backing the Dawks from here.

Might go tuck myself into bed and listen to the match on the wireless

wtf RC is right

>>149152959
>Things no one has ever said

slapped in chops > dropped it

just realized collingwood doesn't play this week
devastated desu

i'm going to do it

i'm going to call the early loom

Ducked again.

>won't need a beanie with a roof
kek based huddo stirring shit

>>149153007
dare devil

that was un hinged

Crows are playing like grubs

>Not making the distance from 50cm out
KEK

Jackie Chol

if your penis was long enough to be below your knees could you use it to hit the ball through the goals

>>149153044
it's an interesting discussion

>>149153044
You certainly may not.

I like the pee and poo colored team

this is some shocking looking footy

>>149153044
>Have a huge cock (6")
>Be tall (6')
>Huge cock looks tiny on my huge body
It isn't fair.

>>149153044
no because it's connected above your knees

Micro nap didn’t work. Slept for like an hour

>>149153126
they never work for me and i always end up fucking my sleep later

>>149153099
6" isn't huge but I know the pain of having a statistically above average cock on a body that makes it look small.

if you wear long sleeves and aren't in your teams top 3 BOG you should be dropped

Lads, Jordan just posted

>>149153152
This is frustrating to watch.

>>149153149
m8, I'm mogging entire countries.

that would have been a ripper goal

based Tasweigan setting off a single firework

The spirit of the Third Reich animates my soul

>>149153190
Head in the game Tex

Been edging this shit for about 2 hours. Time to let loose.

neal alex-bullen missed!

GET THAT FUCKEN BLACK CUNT
KILL THE BOONG CUNT FUCKEN KILL IM

>>149153173
Meaningless what dick size is in China or India. Only matters comparative to other whites.

Just watched the footy for a few minutes and I was not very impressed.

adelaide are shit brisbane should have won by 40 points last week

>>149153222
Australia is majority Indian/Chinese though.

Was glued to my seat the last ten minutes of that quarter. Anyone who hates low scoring games gets absolutely filtered.

I didn't want to be the one to forget
I thought of everything I'd never regret
A little time with you is all that I get
That's all we need because it's all we can take
One thing I never see the same when you're 'round
I don't believe in him, his lips on the ground
I wanna take you to that place in the Roche
But no one gives us any time anymore
He asks me once if I'd look in on his dog
You made an offer for it, then you ran off
I got this picture of us kids in my head
And all I hear is the last thing that you said

>>149153243
good writing this one

>>149153243
There are good low scoring matches but this isn't one of them. This is like a women's or u12 match

>>149153243
Isopropyl alcohol can help with that.

Fuck I want a shorty bulnose F100 real bad

>>149153250
Partly agree as Hawthorn are absolute dog shit of a side, but the way the Crows fought back after the jumps tightened the screws on the rig was great viewing.

I've decided death is the only option for me
Cheers lads

Neither of these teams will be a threat in september

>>149153256
Kek

>>149153269
Based Robert Walls/Adam Selwood/Troy Selwood/Danny "Spud" Frawley

>>149153257
not with oil jumping 9% off the back of middle east shenanigans you don't. you'll be out of gas quicker than Tasmanian hopes of a team

Lads, Josh just posted

Lads

Nick Daicos is so cool lol

I don't watch the footy. I only post in /alf/

time to go to the pub to laugh at the spastic tradies that have blown their weekly pay packet on the pokies tonight

I put 2 pies in the oven at 3/4 time.

That Chinese food went through me like a sieve.

>>149153319
I only watch it to support FTA at this point.

i like players who try pick up the ball in the wet conditions rather then soccer it

>>149153322
>Oven
Get an airfryer, m8. They'd already be done by now.

>>149153291
I'd be happy to sit in the driveway and pretend to drive it

___ _______ __ ___ ________

Bad 50 call

wtf was that

Did anyone else's Kayo just die completely?

Tackling shouldn't be allowed in cold and wet games

>>149153347
i like the nostalgia of the pie warmer, electricity is for hippies

its not wet you spastics

>4.8
>4.14

>8.22
Is this bad football?

O'Brien is a good ruckman

Did you know you can ask chatgpt to create .ics file of fixture

>>149153389
it's dewy, numbnuts

whose winning the cricket

Loomers where we at?

Kayo just completely shit itself. Won't restart. And they want to charge $5 for this dogshit?

>>149153412
2 all

>>149153382
No but 7plus isn’t working either

rarely have an issue with kayo on multiple devices me

umps showing their colors

>4.14
they deserve the rope

yuck

Free kick (and 80m) Hawthorn.

>>149153441
It was a big 50

they had to give em another free because the last bloke missed

zoomers can't drop punt

fucking atrocious, the fix is in

>Slip over
>Get free
>Miss
KEK

Nick Daicos wouldn't miss these

the umps should kick it for them, hawks obviously can't

Have seen enough.
REV
IT
UP

mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_3/chunklist.m3u8

>2.14 in the second half
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YELLOW MAGGOTS

RC was always right. Don't know why I persist watching this rigged horse shit

What happened to the vacuous milquetoast poster

I was neutral but afer the umps got involved I want the Crows to win.

@149153497
trip on, put more cox down back to calm your nerves, then kill yourself fatguts

the skill level of the average afl player is so low right now

>in the league for umpteen
>sit back on a drop punt and not follow through
FUCKING DYSGENIC MONG

Go crows

>>149153497
That loser said Hawks would score highly.

CAW CAW CAW

ROACHBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

script writers have out done themselves here

Fuck that was kino from Isaac "degenerate boong homosexual" Rankine

wow

abos kick the coolest looking goals

>>149153515
Well he was right about the WWE style rigging, not everything

@149153540
cox down back fatguts

next goal is huge

Might be one of the fucking worst games I've watched all season

>>149153552
No shit cunt

who /dixonshazardresponse/ fan ?

holy fuck, disgusting
that free was corrupt

>>149153540
No one likes you.

it can't be, can it?

Lmao adelaide are fucking HORSESHIT

>>149153527
not really. my disbelief is not suspended

so many faggots in the crowed

>>149153572
Definitely deliberate out mate

DUKE NUKE

>>149153583
a spoil was deliberate out? cocksmoker

almost like the crows didnt deserve to win last week

so many dead pixels on the ad board led screens
of course tasmania is too poor to fix them

Jiath turns it over at critical times so much

next goal is massive

Crows shit the bed there.

>>149153608
He's so fucking brain-dead, too untrustworthy to be a backman

>>149153599
>t. seething crows fan

Why did the Crows forward pick up the ball and then stop for 3 seconds?

Those Tassie ladies are super cuties btw.

phwoar some proper slampigs in tassie

>>149153635
>>149153626
post em

>but could you do it on a cold dewy night in launceston
This shit state doesn't deserve a team.

>>149153635
For me it’s Annie Knight

REV IT UP
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>>149153635
tassie 10s kek

boooo

Suck shit, Crows. You didn't deserve it last week.

>>149153624
nah i just hate it when umps influence the outcome games. you sound like the classic Hollywood huak tuah fan.

Umpires dropped their guard for a minute but did really well to rig Hawthorn over the line

AYAHAHAHAHA

Neither team deserved to win that but umps absolutely sucked hawks nuts in that last quarter. that was crazy

see the hawkies fly up UP

https://www. headbook. com/Dixonshazardresponse/

@149153665
rig some cox down your back then kill yourself fatguts

Officially rigged.

finna scuttle

i was playing with my dick the whole game
not wanking just playing with it

That legitimately might be one of the biggest chokes of all time by the Crows you fucking potatoes.

i am so depressed

>>149153707
Did you watch the game? Hardly a choke when you're getting drone and umpballed the fuck out.

>>149153709
chin up m8

I'm a Hawks customer, but watching that game sapped my will to live. Fucking awful game of football.

>>149153692
>Big toe and next three are all the same level
Roman + Germanic hybrid reporting in.

Probably some Gaul lass that got raped by the Roman soldiers.

>>149153692
tick tock

maybe sports in general is truly for the sort of people in society who are least intelligent and who will accept low-quality products and entertainment

>>149153719
How much did they score after half time? 1.7 going by the worm, so that's a choke.

>>149153760
Did you even read what I posted?

Is that careless whisper they're blasting in the stadium?

>>149153760
dont reply to the trip subhuman

>>149153719
Nice excuses Crows should have had this game wrapped up at 3 QTR time

game was clearly rigged
the curtin htb + "50" was absolutely putrid

>>149153787
This. Moore's acting was great all game.

I listened to your problems, now listen to mine
I didn't want to anymore, oh

And we will never be alone again
'Cause it doesn't happen every day
Kinda counted on you being a friend
Can I give it up or give it away?
Now I thought about what I wanna say
But I never really know where to go
So I chained myself to a friend
'Cause I know it unlocks like a door

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

What was Thilthorpe saying?

Screw you arsehole

>>149153821
Who is tripfag?

>>149153840
*caveman ungaa boonga noises*

>>149153840
me want win game but no win game. me sad

what the fuck is this new mick

@149153846
>>149153861
>timestamp
played him like a fiddle lad

This bloke lost the plot?

Baffling posting this

this cunt doxxed me

>>149153707
About as big as last week

still a better mick than retarded cunt's constant whinging about rigging and droneball because he got a tip wrong

>>149153840
"My cock is disproportionately small for the size of my body!"

>>149154012
kino

>>149153994
It just looks small.
Guys in porn are only packing about 5.5", but they're absolute manlets so look huge.

Follow Greg in @dixonshazardresponse TikTok

Based Dixo he responds and doesnt afraid of anything

>>149154033
I remember one autistic tumblr that used to get posted on /b/ where some guy had gone through porn and taken consumer objects that were used in the scenes and compared the real world measurements to the cocks from the same scene. Most of them were a bit over 6". Even the bigger ones were topping out around 7".

How wierd would it be if you shit out your dick and pissed out your ass

>>149154078
>Kidney stones and Indian food
Pass.

remembering when i accidentally typed nick fuentes instead of nick daicos in /afl/

camrys are fuckin useless
look forward to them missing the eight AGAIN

don't know who either of those blokes are

>Crows only win last week because the opposition choked and couldn't kick a goal
>Do the same themselves in their next game
megakek

>>149154175
>192gb of ASMR
>1454 files
How long is the average session or whatever they call it?

some absolutely grire football as of late

>>149154214
The standard has been very poor this year aside from the Pies showing dominant displays and Brisbane playing 10/10 for one quarter when they feel like it.

Olden days were wierd

>>149154226
In what sense?

>>149154226
Fucking great cars those v6 camrys

>I'm sure it was a great spectacle on the tv at home but I think some of the purists would have appreciated
Absolute cope. Game was dogshit, Sam.

I’ll kill myself

>>149154226
do doo do do doo
caaaaaamry crooooows

>>149154175
Utterly crisp.

>>149154262
*wasn't a great spectacle

I’m just so sad all the time

>>149154263
On ya Dixon.

>>149154226
Literally known as the Camry Crows.
Wonder how much money it'd cost (or even be allowed) for such a thing to happen again.

Cotton-on Cats.

>>149154263
Don't do it, Nicks.

>>149154255
not a gif

could have suorn 2020 holocough era matches werent thijs frim

>>149154346
Crisp drunk.

i'm not drrunk i just enjhoy fucking up spellings for no reason

>>149154402
Crisp retard.

i'm not retard i just enjhoy pratendijng to be retardid

Forgot to chuck your trip on, RC

Any of you blokes watching the golf?

how do you watch golf?

>>149154485
Watching us choke in the criggy

>>149154308
go subway socceroos

>>149154485
Pulp Fiction kino on SBS Movies.

>>149154513
With your eyes.

>>149154513
it's kino and hell relaxing when you're high

>>149154543
i must be doing something wrong because whenever i open my eyes to golf on the telly, the channel changes

>>149154590
>yuh gudda ged high firsd dawg xD xD
That's how you know golf is shit

>>149153576
nah it's not it's just single men in their 40s and 50s arguing it's pretty fucking funny

It's gonna be another SHIT weekend of footo
Need the Pies back to save us again with a close thriller pronto

we had a close thriller tonight, but you cunts bitched about it the whole time

>>149154673
what kind of drugs are non-plebocratic?

>>149154894
nothing thrilling about missing fucking everything. it's grire

>>149154910
if last week's game was a tragedy for melbounre,
tonight's was a comedy for adelaide

they should broadcast collingwood's training session on kayo so we don't have to spend a week without nick daicos

>>149154907
sniffing fermented human shit

fishtank

>>149154907
Taking any drug is plebocratic. Yeah once in a while to experiment sure, but if you use it to enhance your life then you need to build a better reality.

RIVER PHEONIX!!!!!!!!!!!

You will be going to church this weekend right?

Why don't ya ride a boing instead farkwit

Went to bed at 7pm and slept for 10 hours.

fuck up dickhead

MIGRATE

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