Thread 149151779

saffas v aus

please bros I need to know if my boss is going to call today

>>149151786
>>149151786
>>149151786
REAL THREAD

YFO

>>149151805
too many colours no thanks

>>149151779 (OP)
Your pic is better. You have my blessing.

this is the thread
YFO

using this thread because op is from a team in the final
also the punished bavuma meme is funnier

I've officially selected this as the official thread.

any team mascots / specialist fielders in?

LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A THREADWAR

juggling footy and cricket is doing my head in. which game will end first? i need a rest.

>>149151779 (OP)
>>149151786
first thread to double the replies of the other thread will be declared the winner

>>149151861
If the aussie innings fell in the next two balls, South Africa would likely need almost the entire day to win the game.

Hazlewood has a ton in him. I can feel it in me waters.

lads sorry but I'm not using the other thread now that I'm committed to this one

We should declare, we have enough.

why can't Australia playa Rabada at all
grim stuff

>ausbro thread
>clean uncluttered OP
this is the thread

Australia will win

>>149151964
watched that delivery in person. absolute kino

very rare the 4th innings score is the highest of the game. SAbros I don't feel good

no hard feelings lads, but we all know this isn't the thread
come join the rest of the senpai in the other thread x
promise we won't make a big deal about it x

is he right boys? a-anyone still here?

>>149152134
Those attention seekers are rewarding the queue jumper. I will hold the line.

Why is the pitch getting better to bat on?

Is Ngidi related to famous South African rapist Mkaya Ntini?

*switch to this thread to summon an instant Aus wicket*
don't (You) me lads, it had to be done

>>149152893
Or is Mkaya Ntini related to Paolo Nutini? Murky territory.

lmao it actually worked

>>149153146
yeah, Haze was set for a big one too.

(｡︵｡)

How losing are >we? Why didnt they bring Klaasen or Miller or even De Zorzi? You need at least one of those xfactors in any team, especially for the format that can get most dreary.

>Klaasen
didn't this guy just retire?

ok I will now use your thread lil aus bro

Left 100 out there in the first innings

4 FUCKING RUNS
FUCK OFF TO THE FUCKING BOUNDARY
lmao pozzies about to realise how easy the pitch is now

>the terrible bake comes in handy later on since it doesn't have any information about the current state of the game in the OP
even a broken clock iykwim haha

This chase has the potential for epicness. We could be settling in here for sub 2 rpo and lots of second and even third choice spin

>>149153625
nobody reads that you 'tist

not concerned at all
Captain Courageous will come on to bowl at some point and wickets will fall quickly

Tesdt

If it's a draw Australia retains the mace, right?

Looks like a 400+ pitch to me

why does he insist on giving hazeldud the new ball
Cummins and Starc would have them 12/6 instead of this fraudulent le line and length man who can't pass the eye test

Its Over

>>149153664
>t. haydos

>>149153668
so true

(((neutral venue))) by the way

work status?

wtf are you blow-ins doing in my die-hard thread?

Neutered venue ;D

>>149153668
Even his critics can't resist how handsome and muscular he is

GONE

FUCK OFF

WALK CUNT, YOU KNOW YOUR OUT

GONE FUCK OFF

FUCKING WALK YOU CHEATING BASTARD

>>149153658
>Not prestigious at all,
>>149153660
>This is the second biggest prize in cricket
Duality of man

TICKLETOOOONNNN

You know, at this stage of the game, swinging at everything may not be advised

GOTTEM

Markram ton incoming.....

blood IS in the water

YOU JUST NICKED THE MACE

>>149153722
AND HES GONE GOTTEM
PISS OFF YOURE OUT

imagine not walking for that

>mulder promoted
lol they're actually gonna try and bazz it
AO for double digits confirmed

Can't believe he'd pretend to have not hit that and stand his ground

that snick sound was a micro sonic boom as it passed the edge of the bat and the air compressed. not out. his nerves are shot tho, ptsd. I'll give him 6 more balls.

Holy moly my stream is slow....

Mate, if I was weeing mulder I'd go to the doctors

>>149153685
doctors certificate

you can tell by SA's body language that they've lost
the standard choke by these frauds

umps got the hawks over the line lads.

>>149153746
heh I had forgotten about the whole 'compressed air' debacle

>already lost a wicket
they should just go out and baz it or play like boycott for 30 overs and then baz it

>>149153747
waaaa but i dont wanna give amazon my details
meanwhile you most likely have an ebay account

>Broad barely containing his seethe on commentary
KWAB

Would any other team have given us a better fight for the title?

>>149153740
No the opposite they're cowardly putting him at 3 (both innings) just to eat up balls because nobody can bat 3

>>149153767
tiny insects are a major cause

why is KP so pro-Seth Effrika
thought he hated them and told the to fuck off for England

>>149151886
>This used to be fat in the 90s.

>>149153200
Look bud there’s only room for one South African in this thread >:(

>>149153779
Unlikely

>>149153785
he hates Australia much more than he hates Sexual Assault

>>149153774
Maybe I have already used my free trial recently to watch something else dickhead

>>149153790
I vote for him

>>149153798
I've used the free trial month 3 times this year with the same account every time

>>149153798
wheel of time?

>>149153798
naw poor you, enjoy the poo stream faggot.

we could arrange for a separation of /cric/ facilities for our two south african posters... an "apart-hood" if you will

>>149153784
We got rid of that insect problem by killing every living thing on the continent except humans. And emus, but we don't talk about that.

>>149153812
Winnie the poo: blood and honey

>>149153806
They'll get you when you forget to cancel it, happened to me. We got 2 months free and decided to put it on but forgot to cancel, cost me 7 bucks I was raging

>won't pay $9.99 for amazon prime to watch the pinnacle of test cricket
>eats $50 of food a day

>>149153815
kek

Cmon Hazlewood you cunt do something

>Cummins
>Rabada
>Starc
these have been the only good performers in this game. dire stuff

When was the last time SA had a legit good batsman? They've produced them historically consistently enough. Amla or AB?

>>149153827
Haven't seen that one yet, looks good

@149153815

>>149153830
If I could pirate the pinnacle of food for free, I would

>>149153836
Markram. This is his breakout test

>>149151779 (OP)
Josh economical Hazlewood kekw, the fact that he gets clubbed with bumrah is height of shamelessness. Fuck off with your chucking whining

>>149153836
AB definitely the last. Crazy to think of their lineup from 2007-2010ish when the had Smith, Amla, Kallis, AB, Boucher all in the top order

>>149153836
Markram

@149153815
.

>>149153853
you guys smell that?

>>149153856
>>149153852
Blud averages 35

Lads, I think Sebbo might be broken

>>149153863
yer mum, ya¿

SHOT

>>149153815
not funny

I miss Dean Elgar like you wouldn't believe

need a wicket here

smells like aviation fuel and poo ITT WTF?!?!

>>149153863
did one of you fart? smells a bit like shit

A wicket would be nice here thanks

A Starc reminder

I'm going to take a shower, can you warn me when the next wicket is about to happen

Ah no he's fine. Like your grand aunts old telly just takes a few minutes to warm up

Whats with these AI generated bios for batsmen? Didn’t realise being a commentator was such taxing work that they had to outsource analyses to ChatGPT

>>149153891
now THis is comedy
tabla for your service x

A wicket would NOT be nice at this stage

How do you become the autist that feeds stats to the commentators?

>>149153894
I'm guessing they're after firing the stats man and the graphic designer

yorker, chin music, going away

>>149153892
consider this your last

business idea: trundle down some medium-fasts just outside off but with no real movement

>Both teams a 10th of the way to victory
This is ending as a draw

brb

Business idea: chop this down to a 1 day event

>statistical analysis
yawn they need to bring back poetic-inspired oratory

YFO

>>149153900
David Middleton is THE guy in rugby league. I don't know, think he got a job at the start let's see...
https://rugbyleagueannual.com.au/pages/about-the-author

>>149153853
Good evening saar, you will surely do the redeem

Business idea: The teams have access to the pitch a day before the game starts. They can dig trap doors and tunnels

>>149153853
why didn't bumrash help chuck that plane into stable flight

fuck hazelwood off

bumrash objectively chucks it thoughbeit

>4
>4
>4
>4
270 is too low when up against bazzball.

Mr Beast

>>149153492
>Its a real tactic to play for the draw if you are losing
You're telling me you can play for nearly a week and still end in a tie?

I call him Charles Bumrah, for obvious reasons

>>149153948
If the ball falls down a trap door, do the batsmen get to run until its retrieved?

ummm Ausbros... maybe that cricketing knowing cric poster who said Starc and Hazlewood looking comfortable means the pitch is completely flat????

How did it suddenly become a road overnight with 0 in between
But Australia fucked up when they had 70 easily in the first innings if they didn't lose wickets with unforced errors
And then also batting for longeer when it flattens

>>149153965
A tie isn't the same as thing as a draw and yes you can end in a tie although it's exceptionally rare

>>149153973
that's why you keep a fielder waiting under the trap door.

>>149153965
Yeah, happens sometimes on pitches that don't offer the bowler much to work with or if the game gets affected by rain

pitches gone

What part of South Africa are you from?

>>149153978
i blame carey

>stay away from the trapdoor
>because there's something down there

swapped in a different deck last night innit

how do you say 'it's over' in Australian?

>>149153996
gatwick arrivals lounge
JFK arrivals lounge
sydney airport arrivals lounge

>>149153978
Rained yesterday so was a bit overcast + shit batting technique.
Carey and Starc applied themselves and had a good partnership last night so was already roading up back then.

>>149154009
it's fucked

oh well

she's fucked mate fucking done cunt

>Losing to South Africa in a final
Could not be England (excluding rugby)

>>149154009
hold your horses, I'm about to give Smith and Webster a bowl. Chaos balls.

>pretend you're shit the whole game
>start bazzing it at the end to win
next level marketing capaign

>>149154009
Australians never say "it's over". They fight to the last ball with the firm conviction that victory is possible under any circumstance, breasts bursting with a love of Empire, clear eyes seeing the advance of their civilization!

Actually getting a bit worried here boys

I don't actually think Saffas are winning this I was just giving an example of Australian speaking

work is thinking of calling lads

GONE GOTTEM

what's he thinking right now?

How do you pronounce nous?

warnie's rolling in his grave

It's the commentary, they're back to talking up Saffas again. Boring cunts they are
>only another 230 to win hurr durr

>>149154058
Considering a run for the senate in QLD

>losing to south africa of all teams in the fucking final
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is revenge for running out bairstow because it's happening at lords btw
cheating twats

>>149154037
an over each, then Lyon and Starc. watch the wickets tumble.

GOTTIM THAT'S OUT

I will laugh so hard if pozzies lose from here, they’re putting all balls with a bit away now

its time for CUM

there’s that putrid smell again

>>149154064
like "new", but as if you're gargling a load of cum while you're talking and taking pains not to spill any of it

If South Africa win, cricket wins. (They won't win)

>>149154070
Katter Party or PHON?

>>149154081
>losing two finals in a row and then not making the final because you are fucking shit
shut the fuck up, this is why I always support Pakistan

>>149154100
Dos is definitely a Katter man. He’s even adopted the uniform

>>149154105
Kys mudslime, terrorist pieces of shit

>>149154113
reckon the hat could be bigger

>>149154110
>When one person ruins the party

guys pls stop farting I can’t take this odor

AHHHH CUMGOD SAVE US

>>149154110
What’s Shaniqua doing there?

>>149154005
Corrr

Pitch looks dead lads

>>149153980
>A tie isn't the same as thing as a draw
Is this a cricket thing? What's the difference?

All that fancy book learning can't help Cummins now harharhar

>>149154110
you just know they bitch about her

they're going to try to blame cummins for this and call him le captain climate or whatever shite even though he took 6 for nothing

>>149154121
A muslim mate if mine has two wives, both of them are hindu girls who converted to Islam.

>>149154113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UH3MbrBut4
BASED

just heard that micksperg tragically died in the israeli strikes on iran lads RIP the big fella

>>149154135
Absolutely mogging the rest of them.

>>149154134
he's a bit thick, bring on smith/webster for an over each and then starc/lyon for a spell. break their rhythm and concentration with a curve ball.

Can you guys please stop talking up South Africa? I appreciate it and all, but its just asking for us to choke and collapse

>>149154165
This guy gets it

>>149154164
fake news
nah he's in the crichd chat

yes mate steve 'i can't bowl' smith will rip through the top order
maybe bring on Labushane from the other end yeah?

>>149154167
Its like the zoomzooms ITT dont even know how choking works. You dont collapse until the 10th inning

the black girls hot though?

>>149154163
Being in parliament actually looks like it would be a really good time, think I am in the wrong career

>>149154189
holy cringe

KILL THE BLOKE
KILL THE BLOKE

>>149154193
at least reply directly, worm

>>149154162
Cool story mudslime

>>149154163
Incredibly based

>>149154199
Beastiality is illegal.

>reply directly
everyone knew who (You) was in that case you little attention seeker

Fuck I hope the whole Middle East gets glassed

Seth Efrica should just try to block every ball and try to win off wides and no balls

why are there yanks ITT
why are there jeets ITT

For I hate Lyons bowling it’s most boring plasid shit

>>149154201
i visited parliament in '08 for a day, nothing ever REALLY changes from its operation and output but its most certainly entertaining.

>>149154230
Why are you?

need a fackin wicket need to get big booty bavuma to the crease

not a single memorable Nathan Lyon spell
you can't picture any without looking them up

>>149154230
medbedev fella x

yeah nice gaz

You guys think you're hilarious huh?

>>149154248
I certainly remember him NOT bowling us to victory in the last innings in Sydney a couple of years in a row

stream, nga mighi

>>149154110
Are they all getting the 'ick?

>>149154256
I have my moments.

>>149154211
It's true. You need to calm down and stop trying to make other people, especially Australians, angry because anger is like fire it spreads from person to person and then people start fighting and you don't really want to fight, do you?
Better you talk to your parents and get one of your cousins to marry (that you've never seen before) hopefully her moustache isn't too big unless that's what you're into

>>149154245
That bootylicious buck looks like he’s smuggling basketballs.

>>149154233
Its not a very remarkable building.

>>149154217
you wot cunt? afraid of some bantz? what are ya, a software engineer?

fucking captain woke too worried about his solar panel rebates to focus on taking some wickets

If Australia lose I will spend my saturday night sleeping with a black prostitute

>>149154266
dude bogWEED

>>149154256
...yh

How did SA go from a stacked team a decade ago to poovuma batting 4

how good is a glass of cold water, love it

guess I'll head pub after toil to watch cricket

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE POOVILLION

Remember who won the last WTC? Exactly, no one does.

>>149154285
tastes great on a thirst

>>149154271
donair

>>149154285
I don't drink cold water in winter

will Australia ever take a wicket again?

>>149154285
alri wholesomelad x

thread has become extremely smelly all of a sudden

>>149154285
with ice and a wedge of lemon
SEX

Reckon Pat Cummins is setting up one of his patented "traps"

>>149154322
luff u 3000 fella x

fuck off sebbo nobody likes you

>>149154312
dumb idiot

>>149154299
>>149154312
>>149154318
>>149154324
yeah nice

Thinking this is game over. Saffas have their first piece of silverware.

i do

Cummins is a mental midget and the worst captain to captain Australia

>>149154350
tabla x

>>149154338
i like him

>>149154285
I bought one of those bottles with markings down the side which show you how much water you need to have drunk by each hour of the day
It's pretty helpful honestly and only cost me $80.

>>149154345
You quoted me both times you IDIOT, I am LAUGHING at your STUPIDITY.

just surpassed the halfway point on my bottle of Grant's, if we biff this i will finish it and my bottle of dexamfetamine (6 left) and mow the lawns.

reminder this chase should be no more than 180

>>149154285
This but Milk

australia winter is actually colder than elsewhere

>>149154356
>>149154338

we've lost, haven't we?

>>149154377
That's due to our housing standards.

>>149154377
Tassie winter yes. QLD/WA/NT winter no

I think its time lads

The Chase.... is on

>the winter where it's 30 degrees and you're in shorts with the AC on and absolutely no snow
lmao they're like small children trying to pretend they're like everyone else

>>149154383
she'll be right

>>149154362
reckon you should have a nice tall glass of cold water to celebrate it champ

>>149154389
You think any of our lads have ever done coke?

kiwi on the mic sounds like he wants Jaiswal's talent up his bum

kek of course the coverage has to highlight the one test match India won in the last 12 months

So are the Saffas doing well?

>>149154398
Nice mate, you quoted the right post. Keep up the good work.

>>149154009
Cunt's fucked

>>149154389
SAME OLD SAFFAS
ALWAYS CHEATIN'

get the fucking slips up closer captain woke you fuckwit

British commentary seems to have gone all Flight AI171 all of a sudden. Not even in the game but have lost their sense of humour and patois. What could possibly explain this?

saying 'champ' sarcastically feels very 2022 now

>>149154394
It was 9 degrees when I got up. Quite unpleasant old chap. Had to blast my johnson with hot water for 10 minutes to get him going.

Fucking hell carey just missed the world cup

>>149154399
Head and Marsh are givens, reckon Cummins is a lowkey fiend for it though. Never buys a bag, but leaches hard whenever he senses a bag.

didn't carry to Carey lol

>>149154424
I agree

How can Australia still win the story and/or the NOG?

captain climate at it again

reckon every single member of the Aus team does coke frequently, no exceptions (ok maybe Steve Smith)

Carey, Lyon, Cummins, Green. Who are these fucking losers? Test cricket is dead I'll never watch it again.

>>149154390
this guy's life really went off the rails

Australia getting absolutely bazzed I though they claimed to have solved Bazball

>>149154449
Nah, Labooskagnee wouldn't be into it

You can tell these commentators are fucking casuals who watch 0 county because slips with helmets on is not new at all

Why aren't we introducing the new guard?

saturday tomorrow, driving range looms

>Lyon
Cést finis'

Cam Green has a pure tarq phenotype
mad how his ancestors must have been crims
wonder what they did

>>149154453
wowzers LOL

hey champ, u k fella x¿

its over

>>149154466
>Perth (WA)
his parents would have settled freely, no convict blood in him

>>149154466
The illegal reproduction and distribution of Dickens novels.

like cam green would be cast as one of those guys at Harvard with a sweater wrapped around his shoulders and speaking in that old American accent
he'd play one of those twins that really founded facebook or whatever

>>149154466
What does tarq and crim mean?

Who's winning?

>>149154453
sad to see, but this gave me a laugh

https://www.tiktok.com/@7newsq/video/7415154436470820103

>>149154475
this but 6 legal balls

Unless the pitch turns, It's joever.

>>149154483
reckon he could star in a damon albarn biopic film, same tarq energy and phenotype

not feeling so hunky dory fagbla x

>>149154453
I would hate to bring it up, but it looks like covid/lockdowns did his head in

>>149154466
Probably goes back to the French sending their convicts to England and England getting raped by vikings and scots for 800 years

>>149154489
Saffas because the poms "neutral ground" groundskeeper made the pitch a road for the saffas.

This reminds me of when Waugh would use bowlers until they were broken husks of men. Switch it up you dumb cunt.

>>149154489
grigget
>>149154500
part.& parcel innit tabla x

>>149154506
Same thing happened to the love of my life, the pandemic rekt her

Just called work and asked if I could come in

>>149154506
he was a spastic long before that lmao

What's the deal with the pitch?

>>149154507
I thought it might be a Roman or Anglo thing.

>>149154526
the poms RIGGED it

>>149154518
I don't think brothels are open right now.

How many of you are watching on Amazon Prime?

Who's the Blues Brother?

>>149154526
It was very lively for the first two days, which made batting very hard.
Overnight it become very easy for batting, likely due to some "unbiased" groundskeeping from the english groundsmen.
This disadvantages Australia because their two innings of batting were predominantly on the first two days.
This was supposed to be played at a neutral venue, so the cricket world is in an uproar at the moment.

I must taken too much benadryl because I keep seeing a strange man in a hat. Weird

>>149154506
same thing happened to finchy except it turned him into a paedo

>>149154545
based stats collector
get me a job at amazon cunt i want in on the grift

>>149154549
The pitch was already a road in Australia's second innings. Not the groundkeeper's fault our batsmen are bed shitters.

>>149154514
Sorry to hear that

>>149154526
natural changes due to sun, wind, and impact over tiem inmit
pitch drying out without cracking means it's usually good for batting

why are there genuine Amazon shills posting under Aus flags? I get that they're using it but why are they trying to promote it so hard and get everyone else signed up? very suspicious

Nice tits

>>149154545
me fella

>>149154563
Ta mate

imagine boland on this pitch

i might redeem webster and green. idk.

>>149154526
A sneaky immoral groundskeeper, probably of Scottish origin, swapped it out over night.

>>149154545
Just watched my crowies get fucked, would rather not see my national team get done over.

>>149154453
wtf is this real? he was one of the few good Aus commentators

>>149154566
Maybe you're not familiar with the benefits. The Accountant 2 is now FREE on Prime.

If SA wins this, it will be larger celebration than 95, right?

there are genuine EYES on this thread
you have been warned

At gym will watch after I bought a steak and comfy on the couch. At least it doesn’t look so grim but that can change in a moment.

>>149154572
Might grab myself an ice cream

so obvious this would happen

>>149154572
Based QLD bushpig hunter.

Used up the last of my brunost lads

>>149154572
left needs fattening up to right's level
mmmhh get that ice cream down ya yer hag

remember when Michael Clarke had a feud with that Karl guy from the breakfast show? that was a weird celeb rivalry

>>149154578
>probably of Scottish origin
Groundskeeper Willy? I knew it.

>>149154535
Think you will find that 1130 on a friday night is definitely a time brothels are open

>>149154572
corr couple prime braphogs

>>149154601
looks sovlful enjoy cunt

>>149154610
I wouldn't know. I've never had sex.

>>149154601
watermelon sandwiches are underrated

They still need over 200 runs lads, South Africa simply does NOT have the mental fortitude for such a task

>>149154623
Grim. South Africans and flat pitches are a classic.

Ive been having the name Alexander Wang in my mind the whole week

It does something to me

>>149154617
A slice of watermelon between two pieces of bread?
or
Two slices of watermelon with something between them?

>>149154623
That's like 70 runs a day

>>149154623
mean reversion agrees with dis

>>149154628
the first one, the second one is good if we're talking about cheese

FINALLY
FUCK OFF
CUNT

FUCK OFF

>>149154585
You're thinking of Skull O'Keefe. They're all the spawn of Johnny O'Keefe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF9rS90U3-U

GONE
GOTTEM

>>149154572
>Have a pot belly
>Wear a shirt which shows your belly exploding out from your skirt
Do girls not have any shame?

well then

GOTTEM GO ON CUNT GET WALKING AND KEEP GOING

Love Marnus me

HES WIAAN AND CRYING RN

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUNT

Funny old game, cricket

GONE GOTTEM

GET THAT BBL MIDGET OUT HERE NOW

Fuck he put the mocker on him so bad fat kiwi cunt

>>149154653
I hate the Ir*sh so much it's unreal, look at that disgusting upturned pig nose, blech

HOW THE TURNTABLES HAVE TURNED

>that was a very important wheel to break in the cog of south africa
Thanks haydos

cameron green done anything of note yet?

>>149154653
hey my guitar teacher in high school was a bastard son of johnny o'keefe lol

ITS BIG BOOTY TIME

>>149154656
fupas are sexy

>>149154672
We are a diverse people. The pig nose is a country thing, it's from only eating pigs for generations upon generations the dna seeps through

>>149154678
Nah he's just there for the homosexual quota

>>149154677
he’s right you know

water is revolting

>two days to bat
>score quicker!!!
Fuck white ball cuckit

>>149154686
I don't mind the Norn'ers actually

Starc, can you handle this?
Cummins, can you handle this?
Smith, can you handle this?
I don’t think you can handle this.

why didn't ausfailia simply hit more runs?

>>149154678
he's just been on camera for the first time this game

five guys is the water of burgers (zero flavour)

yeah fuck defending your wicket, ever. Nu-cricket is SO much more exciting

>>149154686
is that why indians look and smell like poo?

>>149154691
based rabies haver

eating choco mint ice cream lads

thinking about it water is the five guys of drinks actually

They need to get rid of Markram and Bavuma will crumble under the pressure

>>149154679
>We are one, but we are many

>>149154698
They eat more beef and add scallions (eschallots, green onions) to their mashed potatoes. They also do better cheddar style cheese, can't say that out loud though. What they absolutely don't have is sexy accents

>>149154723
good lord i hate that song

lloyd pope must replace lyon for the ashes

>GODDIM GONE
>FUG OFF xD xD

>>149154734
Who?

bavumas bat looks way too big for him lol
like hes swinging around a cardboard box

brutal in the comms box

>>149154739
American bloke who became Pope.

>nasser drive-by for no reason
kek smithy is goat

>>149154727
You think? To my ears, it's an absolutely gorgeous accent

>>149154727
And what effect does that diet have on their facial development?

>>149154732
I like the new inclusive version sung in Hindi. Comfy.

australian cricket CANNOT be in good hands if SA manage to win the shield

>>149154737
I heard you recently admitted to eating your own shit
Don't know anything about you and care even less since I'm not into football but that's the word on the vine

>>149154751
I mean the women aren't sexy when they start talking

>>149154737
had many cock tonight Dr. Reality Poof?

Bavball when?

STOVE

LMAO

Just dropped the test cup (and broke his finger).

DROPPED THE WORLD TEST CHAMPIONSHIP

>>149154753
>A diet of root tubers and heavily-salted meat

OH FUCK SMITH

SMUDGE DOWN
I REPEAT
SMUDGE DOWN

>>149154753
>He won't shave it all off
He can't be trusted

FUCKING HELLLL

based ngubu

>>149154737
uh oh, the plebocracy won't like this

zachy enjoys nibbling on five guys so I hear

>>149154756
They start looking like cows and their eyes get more squinty in proportion to their faces which get rounder

>daft old British cunt getting in the way of the physios on the way out
Lmao fucking poms

absolute vintage smoth

oh no, Smitty done hisself a mischief

>>149154757
BUT WE ARE POO
AND WE SHIT IN STREETS

Smudge fucking hell

Bavuma’s bum has gone psycho. Who can stop it?

Smith drops at least one catch per game. prove me wrong (you cannot)

I would give me a choccy for being such a brave little man

truth nuke: you probably just witnessed smith walking off the field for the last time in his test career

that was fucking funny
cheered me up

>>149154805
he drops the easy ones and takes the hard ones

that wasn't an easy one

>Smith in England
>Gets heemed
>Discover the next mini-Bradman
So who is coming in for him?

>>149154815
It was.

>fuck up
>pretend he's injured and give upand go home, visibly upset
is smoth secretly a wog?

Bavuma's built for BBC

>>149154807
*him lol

stop calling him smudge
so cringe
you're not in the team. you're not one of the boys

>>149154820
for you

Love Smudge, Love Gaz, Love Cumdawg, hate Poms. Simple as.

>>149154826
i smudged one out on your mums face last night mate

>>149154800
I would've gone for the subtler
>we are one,
>we are too many
myself

Absolute dogshit pitch

>>149154803
not me mate i don't deal with kaffirs

>>149154826
It's not a friendly nickname, it's a reference to the blemish on his cricketing career for being a dirty cheat.

Smith won't be bowling. This might be the end. Get Green on ffs.

and to all the lands on earth we go...

>>149154824
I liked it better unedited. You are him, he is you which makes him me.
>If I was him I'd give me (myself)...

reckon bavuma has a juicier arse than his misso

>>149154752
may paste a smug green hand upon this

ynr that england are trying to call their young untalented batsman Jamie Smith "Smudge"

>it's not easy being green
meanwhile irl it is
just turn up bat for 5 mins and watch the rest of the game from the field

Will Smith?

>>149154849
They've done this nickname stealing thing before but I can't quite remember who it involved. It's really annoying

Been seriously considering moving to SA after watching some African Casting, what's it like?

cummins MUST resign as captain if australia lose this

He seriously must have some sort of implants

>>149154870
there's a reason they're all leaving mate

remember when new zealand had that bowler mark gillespie and they nicknamed him 'gilly'

absolutely disgusting

You now remember the proliferation of athletes attempting to gain the nickname "the honey badger", self-labelled, of course

>>149154880
mostly do to with currency valuations

nz calling us poms is super cringe too

when all these old aussie cunts retire, the golden age of england will reign over them for decades

walking to the pub

based south african fan sculling 1/4 of a beer

>>149154896
Many are saying this

>>149154896
By that time, your only players will be indians.

>>149154893
everyone should call you poms because it's fucking funny

Glad I quit drinking

>>149154870
Not much of an angler myself, but Ive heard the fishing is good on the west coast

>>149154913
coward

>>149154913
based

>>149154903
Just taking break from the brandy mate

>>149154913
based
we're a teetotal general
don't want to end up like certain toothpick armed freak

smith should have just caught it

Markram is Webster's bunny, get him on.

>>149154941
He had a second chance to hold onto it but he was whinging too much from his discolated finger to get it.

honestly think smith is too old to be that close in the slips and was just trying to not be killed by the ball

Just waste so much money on it, fries my brain I couldn’t even remember the long weekend because I was drunk everyday on it

when is the Fremantle Doctor due?

SHOW US THE ASS MASSAGE

>>149154967
Gonna need the heavy roller for that haha

>>149154909
Even >us?

Guys bavuma has dat ass out, my NoFap streak may not survive

>>149154967
>ASS
foy

Congrats to South Africa on becoming the new World Test Champions

>>149154960
leaving from southampton, should be due to arrive in freo harbour in about two months

>>149154967
The monkey paw curls

>>149154959
learn to moderate your alcohol consumption you mong

*crickets in /cric/s path*

>>149154981
see
>>149154982

>>149154989
thanks mate

>>149155010
>>149155010
>>149155010

had a slash, fatboy done a hammy?

Either get on with the game or retire hurt.

TEMBA HAS GOT HIS PANTS ON

>don't want to end up like certain toothpick pick armed freak
+60kg chin ups?

>>149155045
you weigh 60kg now lad? good job on that bulking diet

>>149154979
yeah, everyone.
>pommy bastard/s
>pommy cunt/s
>whingeing pom/s
get creative, try this one
>whingeing pommy bastard