please bros I need to know if my boss is going to call today
>>149151805too many colours no thanks
>>149151779 (OP)Your pic is better. You have my blessing.
using this thread because op is from a team in the final
also the punished bavuma meme is funnier
I've officially selected this as the official thread.
any team mascots / specialist fielders in?
LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A THREADWAR
juggling footy and cricket is doing my head in. which game will end first? i need a rest.
>>149151779 (OP)>>149151786first thread to double the replies of the other thread will be declared the winner
>>149151861If the aussie innings fell in the next two balls, South Africa would likely need almost the entire day to win the game.
Hazlewood has a ton in him. I can feel it in me waters.
lads sorry but I'm not using the other thread now that I'm committed to this one
We should declare, we have enough.
why can't Australia playa Rabada at all
grim stuff
>ausbro thread
>clean uncluttered OP
this is the thread
>>149151964watched that delivery in person. absolute kino
very rare the 4th innings score is the highest of the game. SAbros I don't feel good
no hard feelings lads, but we all know this isn't the thread
come join the rest of the senpai in the other thread x
promise we won't make a big deal about it x
is he right boys? a-anyone still here?
>>149152134Those attention seekers are rewarding the queue jumper. I will hold the line.
Why is the pitch getting better to bat on?
Is Ngidi related to famous South African rapist Mkaya Ntini?
*switch to this thread to summon an instant Aus wicket*
don't (You) me lads, it had to be done
>>149152893Or is Mkaya Ntini related to Paolo Nutini? Murky territory.
>>149153146yeah, Haze was set for a big one too.
(๏ฝก๏ธต๏ฝก)
How losing are >we? Why didnt they bring Klaasen or Miller or even De Zorzi? You need at least one of those xfactors in any team, especially for the format that can get most dreary.
>Klaasen
didn't this guy just retire?
ok I will now use your thread lil aus bro
Left 100 out there in the first innings
4 FUCKING RUNS
FUCK OFF TO THE FUCKING BOUNDARY
lmao pozzies about to realise how easy the pitch is now
>the terrible bake comes in handy later on since it doesn't have any information about the current state of the game in the OP
even a broken clock iykwim haha
This chase has the potential for epicness. We could be settling in here for sub 2 rpo and lots of second and even third choice spin
>>149153625nobody reads that you 'tist
not concerned at all
Captain Courageous will come on to bowl at some point and wickets will fall quickly
If it's a draw Australia retains the mace, right?
Looks like a 400+ pitch to me
why does he insist on giving hazeldud the new ball
Cummins and Starc would have them 12/6 instead of this fraudulent le line and length man who can't pass the eye test
(((neutral venue))) by the way
2
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>I rate Hazlewood
wtf are you blow-ins doing in my die-hard thread?
>>149153668Even his critics can't resist how handsome and muscular he is
GONE
FUCK OFF
WALK CUNT, YOU KNOW YOUR OUT
FUCKING WALK YOU CHEATING BASTARD
>>149153658>Not prestigious at all,>>149153660>This is the second biggest prize in cricketDuality of man
You know, at this stage of the game, swinging at everything may not be advised
Markram ton incoming.....
>>149153722AND HES GONE GOTTEM
PISS OFF YOURE OUT
imagine not walking for that
>mulder promoted
lol they're actually gonna try and bazz it
AO for double digits confirmed
Can't believe he'd pretend to have not hit that and stand his ground
that snick sound was a micro sonic boom as it passed the edge of the bat and the air compressed. not out. his nerves are shot tho, ptsd. I'll give him 6 more balls.
Holy moly my stream is slow....
Mate, if I was weeing mulder I'd go to the doctors
>>149153685doctors certificate
you can tell by SA's body language that they've lost
the standard choke by these frauds
umps got the hawks over the line lads.
>>149153746heh I had forgotten about the whole 'compressed air' debacle
>already lost a wicket
they should just go out and baz it or play like boycott for 30 overs and then baz it
>>149153747waaaa but i dont wanna give amazon my details
meanwhile you most likely have an ebay account
>Broad barely containing his seethe on commentary
KWAB
Would any other team have given us a better fight for the title?
>>149153740No the opposite they're cowardly putting him at 3 (both innings) just to eat up balls because nobody can bat 3
>>149153767tiny insects are a major cause
why is KP so pro-Seth Effrika
thought he hated them and told the to fuck off for England
>>149151886>This used to be fat in the 90s.
>>149153200Look bud thereโs only room for one South African in this thread >:(
>>149153785he hates Australia much more than he hates Sexual Assault
>>149153774Maybe I have already used my free trial recently to watch something else dickhead
>>149153790I vote for him
>Starc having a chuckle at the desperate single run like they'll make enough
>>149153798I've used the free trial month 3 times this year with the same account every time
>>149153798wheel of time?
>>149153798naw poor you, enjoy the poo stream faggot.
we could arrange for a separation of /cric/ facilities for our two south african posters... an "apart-hood" if you will
>>149153784We got rid of that insect problem by killing every living thing on the continent except humans. And emus, but we don't talk about that.
>>149153812Winnie the poo: blood and honey
>>149153806They'll get you when you forget to cancel it, happened to me. We got 2 months free and decided to put it on but forgot to cancel, cost me 7 bucks I was raging
>won't pay $9.99 for amazon prime to watch the pinnacle of test cricket
>eats $50 of food a day
Cmon Hazlewood you cunt do something
>Cummins
>Rabada
>Starc
these have been the only good performers in this game. dire stuff
When was the last time SA had a legit good batsman? They've produced them historically consistently enough. Amla or AB?
>>149153827Haven't seen that one yet, looks good
>>149153830If I could pirate the pinnacle of food for free, I would
>>149153836Markram. This is his breakout test
>>149151779 (OP)Josh economical Hazlewood kekw, the fact that he gets clubbed with bumrah is height of shamelessness. Fuck off with your chucking whining
>>149153836AB definitely the last. Crazy to think of their lineup from 2007-2010ish when the had Smith, Amla, Kallis, AB, Boucher all in the top order
>>149153853you guys smell that?
Lads, I think Sebbo might be broken
I miss Dean Elgar like you wouldn't believe
smells like aviation fuel and poo ITT WTF?!?!
>>149153863did one of you fart? smells a bit like shit
A wicket would be nice here thanks
I'm going to take a shower, can you warn me when the next wicket is about to happen
Ah no he's fine. Like your grand aunts old telly just takes a few minutes to warm up
Whats with these AI generated bios for batsmen? Didnโt realise being a commentator was such taxing work that they had to outsource analyses to ChatGPT
>>149153891now THis is comedy
tabla for your service x
A wicket would NOT be nice at this stage
How do you become the autist that feeds stats to the commentators?
>>149153894I'm guessing they're after firing the stats man and the graphic designer
yorker, chin music, going away
>>149153892consider this your last
business idea: trundle down some medium-fasts just outside off but with no real movement
>Both teams a 10th of the way to victory
This is ending as a draw
Business idea: chop this down to a 1 day event
>statistical analysis
yawn they need to bring back poetic-inspired oratory
>>149153900David Middleton is THE guy in rugby league. I don't know, think he got a job at the start let's see...
https://rugbyleagueannual.com.au/pages/about-the-author
>>149153853Good evening saar, you will surely do the redeem
Business idea: The teams have access to the pitch a day before the game starts. They can dig trap doors and tunnels
>>149153853why didn't bumrash help chuck that plane into stable flight
bumrash objectively chucks it thoughbeit
>4
>4
>4
>4
270 is too low when up against bazzball.
>>149153492>Its a real tactic to play for the draw if you are losingYou're telling me you can play for nearly a week and still end in a tie?
I call him Charles Bumrah, for obvious reasons
>>149153948If the ball falls down a trap door, do the batsmen get to run until its retrieved?
ummm Ausbros... maybe that cricketing knowing cric poster who said Starc and Hazlewood looking comfortable means the pitch is completely flat????
How did it suddenly become a road overnight with 0 in between
But Australia fucked up when they had 70 easily in the first innings if they didn't lose wickets with unforced errors
And then also batting for longeer when it flattens
>>149153965A tie isn't the same as thing as a draw and yes you can end in a tie although it's exceptionally rare
>>149153973that's why you keep a fielder waiting under the trap door.
>>149153965Yeah, happens sometimes on pitches that don't offer the bowler much to work with or if the game gets affected by rain
What part of South Africa are you from?
>stay away from the trapdoor
>because there's something down there
swapped in a different deck last night innit
how do you say 'it's over' in Australian?
>>149153996gatwick arrivals lounge
JFK arrivals lounge
sydney airport arrivals lounge
>>149153978Rained yesterday so was a bit overcast + shit batting technique.
Carey and Starc applied themselves and had a good partnership last night so was already roading up back then.
she's fucked mate fucking done cunt
>Losing to South Africa in a final
Could not be England (excluding rugby)
>>149154009hold your horses, I'm about to give Smith and Webster a bowl. Chaos balls.
>pretend you're shit the whole game
>start bazzing it at the end to win
next level marketing capaign
>>149154009Australians never say "it's over". They fight to the last ball with the firm conviction that victory is possible under any circumstance, breasts bursting with a love of Empire, clear eyes seeing the advance of their civilization!
Actually getting a bit worried here boys
I don't actually think Saffas are winning this I was just giving an example of Australian speaking
work is thinking of calling lads
hayd
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what's he thinking right now?
How do you pronounce nous?
warnie's rolling in his grave
It's the commentary, they're back to talking up Saffas again. Boring cunts they are
>only another 230 to win hurr durr
>>149154058Considering a run for the senate in QLD
>losing to south africa of all teams in the fucking final
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this is revenge for running out bairstow because it's happening at lords btw
cheating twats
>>149154037an over each, then Lyon and Starc. watch the wickets tumble.
I will laugh so hard if pozzies lose from here, theyโre putting all balls with a bit away now
thereโs that putrid smell again
>>149154064like "new", but as if you're gargling a load of cum while you're talking and taking pains not to spill any of it
If South Africa win, cricket wins. (They won't win)
>>149154070Katter Party or PHON?
>>149154081>losing two finals in a row and then not making the final because you are fucking shitshut the fuck up, this is why I always support Pakistan
>>149154100Dos is definitely a Katter man. Heโs even adopted the uniform
>>149154105Kys mudslime, terrorist pieces of shit
>>149154113reckon the hat could be bigger
>>149154110>When one person ruins the party
guys pls stop farting I canโt take this odor
>>149154110Whatโs Shaniqua doing there?
>>149153980>A tie isn't the same as thing as a drawIs this a cricket thing? What's the difference?
All that fancy book learning can't help Cummins now harharhar
>>149154110you just know they bitch about her
they're going to try to blame cummins for this and call him le captain climate or whatever shite even though he took 6 for nothing
>>149154121A muslim mate if mine has two wives, both of them are hindu girls who converted to Islam.
>>149154113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UH3MbrBut4
BASED
just heard that micksperg tragically died in the israeli strikes on iran lads RIP the big fella
>>149154135Absolutely mogging the rest of them.
>>149154134he's a bit thick, bring on smith/webster for an over each and then starc/lyon for a spell. break their rhythm and concentration with a curve ball.
Can you guys please stop talking up South Africa? I appreciate it and all, but its just asking for us to choke and collapse
>>149154165This guy gets it
>>149154164fake news
nah he's in the crichd chat
yes mate steve 'i can't bowl' smith will rip through the top order
maybe bring on Labushane from the other end yeah?
>>149154167Its like the zoomzooms ITT dont even know how choking works. You dont collapse until the 10th inning
the black girls hot though?
>>149154163Being in parliament actually looks like it would be a really good time, think I am in the wrong career
KILL THE BLOKE
KILL THE BLOKE
>>149154193at least reply directly, worm
>>149154162Cool story mudslime
>>149154163Incredibly based
>>149154199Beastiality is illegal.
>reply directly
everyone knew who (You) was in that case you little attention seeker
Fuck I hope the whole Middle East gets glassed
Seth Efrica should just try to block every ball and try to win off wides and no balls
why are there yanks ITT
why are there jeets ITT
For I hate Lyons bowling itโs most boring plasid shit
>>149154201i visited parliament in '08 for a day, nothing ever REALLY changes from its operation and output but its most certainly entertaining.
need a fackin wicket need to get big booty bavuma to the crease
not a single memorable Nathan Lyon spell
you can't picture any without looking them up
>>149154230medbedev fella x
You guys think you're hilarious huh?
>>149154248I certainly remember him NOT bowling us to victory in the last innings in Sydney a couple of years in a row
>>149154110Are they all getting the 'ick?
>>149154256I have my moments.
>>149154211It's true. You need to calm down and stop trying to make other people, especially Australians, angry because anger is like fire it spreads from person to person and then people start fighting and you don't really want to fight, do you?
Better you talk to your parents and get one of your cousins to marry (that you've never seen before) hopefully her moustache isn't too big unless that's what you're into
Peepo
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>>149154245That bootylicious buck looks like heโs smuggling basketballs.
>>149154233Its not a very remarkable building.
>>149154217you wot cunt? afraid of some bantz? what are ya, a software engineer?
fucking captain woke too worried about his solar panel rebates to focus on taking some wickets
If Australia lose I will spend my saturday night sleeping with a black prostitute
How did SA go from a stacked team a decade ago to poovuma batting 4
how good is a glass of cold water, love it
guess I'll head pub after toil to watch cricket
FUCK OFF BACK TO THE POOVILLION
Remember who won the last WTC? Exactly, no one does.
>>149154285tastes great on a thirst
>>149154285I don't drink cold water in winter
will Australia ever take a wicket again?
>>149154285alri wholesomelad x
thread has become extremely smelly all of a sudden
>>149154285with ice and a wedge of lemon
SEX
Reckon Pat Cummins is setting up one of his patented "traps"
>>149154322luff u 3000 fella x
fuck off sebbo nobody likes you
Thinking this is game over. Saffas have their first piece of silverware.
Cummins is a mental midget and the worst captain to captain Australia
>>149154285I bought one of those bottles with markings down the side which show you how much water you need to have drunk by each hour of the day
It's pretty helpful honestly and only cost me $80.
>>149154345You quoted me both times you IDIOT, I am LAUGHING at your STUPIDITY.
just surpassed the halfway point on my bottle of Grant's, if we biff this i will finish it and my bottle of dexamfetamine (6 left) and mow the lawns.
reminder this chase should be no more than 180
australia winter is actually colder than elsewhere
>>149154377That's due to our housing standards.
>>149154377Tassie winter yes. QLD/WA/NT winter no
>the winter where it's 30 degrees and you're in shorts with the AC on and absolutely no snow
lmao they're like small children trying to pretend they're like everyone else
>>149154383she'll be right
>>149154362reckon you should have a nice tall glass of cold water to celebrate it champ
>>149154389You think any of our lads have ever done coke?
kiwi on the mic sounds like he wants Jaiswal's talent up his bum
kek of course the coverage has to highlight the one test match India won in the last 12 months
So are the Saffas doing well?
>>149154398Nice mate, you quoted the right post. Keep up the good work.
>>149154389SAME OLD SAFFAS
ALWAYS CHEATIN'
get the fucking slips up closer captain woke you fuckwit
British commentary seems to have gone all Flight AI171 all of a sudden. Not even in the game but have lost their sense of humour and patois. What could possibly explain this?
saying 'champ' sarcastically feels very 2022 now
>>149154394It was 9 degrees when I got up. Quite unpleasant old chap. Had to blast my johnson with hot water for 10 minutes to get him going.
Fucking hell carey just missed the world cup
>>149154399Head and Marsh are givens, reckon Cummins is a lowkey fiend for it though. Never buys a bag, but leaches hard whenever he senses a bag.
didn't carry to Carey lol
How can Australia still win the story and/or the NOG?
captain climate at it again
reckon every single member of the Aus team does coke frequently, no exceptions (ok maybe Steve Smith)
Carey, Lyon, Cummins, Green. Who are these fucking losers? Test cricket is dead I'll never watch it again.
>>149154390this guy's life really went off the rails
Australia getting absolutely bazzed I though they claimed to have solved Bazball
>>149154449Nah, Labooskagnee wouldn't be into it
You can tell these commentators are fucking casuals who watch 0 county because slips with helmets on is not new at all
Why aren't we introducing the new guard?
saturday tomorrow, driving range looms
Cam Green has a pure tarq phenotype
mad how his ancestors must have been crims
wonder what they did
>>149154466>Perth (WA)his parents would have settled freely, no convict blood in him
>>149154466The illegal reproduction and distribution of Dickens novels.
like cam green would be cast as one of those guys at Harvard with a sweater wrapped around his shoulders and speaking in that old American accent
he'd play one of those twins that really founded facebook or whatever
>>149154466What does tarq and crim mean?
>>149154453sad to see, but this gave me a laugh
https://www.tiktok.com/@7newsq/video/7415154436470820103
>>149154475this but 6 legal balls
Unless the pitch turns, It's joever.
>>149154483reckon he could star in a damon albarn biopic film, same tarq energy and phenotype
not feeling so hunky dory fagbla x
>>149154453I would hate to bring it up, but it looks like covid/lockdowns did his head in
>>149154466Probably goes back to the French sending their convicts to England and England getting raped by vikings and scots for 800 years
>>149154489Saffas because the poms "neutral ground" groundskeeper made the pitch a road for the saffas.
This reminds me of when Waugh would use bowlers until they were broken husks of men. Switch it up you dumb cunt.
>>149154489grigget
>>149154500part.& parcel innit tabla x
>>149154506Same thing happened to the love of my life, the pandemic rekt her
Just called work and asked if I could come in
>>149154506he was a spastic long before that lmao
What's the deal with the pitch?
>>149154507I thought it might be a Roman or Anglo thing.
>>149154526the poms RIGGED it
>>149154518I don't think brothels are open right now.
How many of you are watching on Amazon Prime?
>>149154526It was very lively for the first two days, which made batting very hard.
Overnight it become very easy for batting, likely due to some "unbiased" groundskeeping from the english groundsmen.
This disadvantages Australia because their two innings of batting were predominantly on the first two days.
This was supposed to be played at a neutral venue, so the cricket world is in an uproar at the moment.
I must taken too much benadryl because I keep seeing a strange man in a hat. Weird
>>149154506same thing happened to finchy except it turned him into a paedo
>>149154545based stats collector
get me a job at amazon cunt i want in on the grift
>>149154549The pitch was already a road in Australia's second innings. Not the groundkeeper's fault our batsmen are bed shitters.
>>149154514Sorry to hear that
>>149154526natural changes due to sun, wind, and impact over tiem inmit
pitch drying out without cracking means it's usually good for batting
why are there genuine Amazon shills posting under Aus flags? I get that they're using it but why are they trying to promote it so hard and get everyone else signed up? very suspicious
imagine boland on this pitch
i might redeem webster and green. idk.
>>149154526A sneaky immoral groundskeeper, probably of Scottish origin, swapped it out over night.
>>149154545Just watched my crowies get fucked, would rather not see my national team get done over.
>>149154453wtf is this real? he was one of the few good Aus commentators
>>149154566Maybe you're not familiar with the benefits. The Accountant 2 is now FREE on Prime.
If SA wins this, it will be larger celebration than 95, right?
there are genuine EYES on this thread
you have been warned
At gym will watch after I bought a steak and comfy on the couch. At least it doesnโt look so grim but that can change in a moment.
>>149154572Might grab myself an ice cream
so obvious this would happen
>Andrew O'Keefe and his wife A white tie fund-rasing gala dinner is held at Doltone House in aid of White Ribbon Day, the international day for the elimination of violence against women
>>149154572Based QLD bushpig hunter.
Used up the last of my brunost lads
>>149154572left needs fattening up to right's level
mmmhh get that ice cream down ya yer hag
remember when Michael Clarke had a feud with that Karl guy from the breakfast show? that was a weird celeb rivalry
>>149154578>probably of Scottish originGroundskeeper Willy? I knew it.
>>149154535Think you will find that 1130 on a friday night is definitely a time brothels are open
>>149154572corr couple prime braphogs
>>149154601looks sovlful enjoy cunt
>>149154610I wouldn't know. I've never had sex.
>>149154601watermelon sandwiches are underrated
They still need over 200 runs lads, South Africa simply does NOT have the mental fortitude for such a task
>>149154623Grim. South Africans and flat pitches are a classic.
Ive been having the name Alexander Wang in my mind the whole week
It does something to me
>>149154617A slice of watermelon between two pieces of bread?
or
Two slices of watermelon with something between them?
>>149154623That's like 70 runs a day
>>149154623mean reversion agrees with dis
>>149154628the first one, the second one is good if we're talking about cheese
>>149154585You're thinking of Skull O'Keefe. They're all the spawn of Johnny O'Keefe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZF9rS90U3-U
>>149154572>Have a pot belly>Wear a shirt which shows your belly exploding out from your skirtDo girls not have any shame?
GOTTEM GO ON CUNT GET WALKING AND KEEP GOING
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUNT
GONE GOTTEM
GET THAT BBL MIDGET OUT HERE NOW
Fuck he put the mocker on him so bad fat kiwi cunt
>>149154653I hate the Ir*sh so much it's unreal, look at that disgusting upturned pig nose, blech
HOW THE TURNTABLES HAVE TURNED
>that was a very important wheel to break in the cog of south africa
Thanks haydos
cameron green done anything of note yet?
>>149154653hey my guitar teacher in high school was a bastard son of johnny o'keefe lol
>>149154656fupas are sexy
>>149154672We are a diverse people. The pig nose is a country thing, it's from only eating pigs for generations upon generations the dna seeps through
>>149154678Nah he's just there for the homosexual quota
>>149154677heโs right you know
>two days to bat
>score quicker!!!
Fuck white ball cuckit
>>149154686I don't mind the Norn'ers actually
Starc, can you handle this?
Cummins, can you handle this?
Smith, can you handle this?
I donโt think you can handle this.
why didn't ausfailia simply hit more runs?
>>149154678he's just been on camera for the first time this game
five guys is the water of burgers (zero flavour)
yeah fuck defending your wicket, ever. Nu-cricket is SO much more exciting
>>149154686is that why indians look and smell like poo?
>>149154691based rabies haver
eating choco mint ice cream lads
thinking about it water is the five guys of drinks actually
They need to get rid of Markram and Bavuma will crumble under the pressure
>>149154679>We are one, but we are many
>>149154698They eat more beef and add scallions (eschallots, green onions) to their mashed potatoes. They also do better cheddar style cheese, can't say that out loud though. What they absolutely don't have is sexy accents
>>149154723good lord i hate that song
lloyd pope must replace lyon for the ashes
>GODDIM GONE
>FUG OFF xD xD
bavumas bat looks way too big for him lol
like hes swinging around a cardboard box
>>149154739American bloke who became Pope.
>nasser drive-by for no reason
kek smithy is goat
>>149154727You think? To my ears, it's an absolutely gorgeous accent
pope
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>>149154727And what effect does that diet have on their facial development?
>>149154732I like the new inclusive version sung in Hindi. Comfy.
australian cricket CANNOT be in good hands if SA manage to win the shield
>>149154737I heard you recently admitted to eating your own shit
Don't know anything about you and care even less since I'm not into football but that's the word on the vine
>>149154751I mean the women aren't sexy when they start talking
>>149154737had many cock tonight Dr. Reality Poof?
Just dropped the test cup (and broke his finger).
DROPPED THE WORLD TEST CHAMPIONSHIP
>>149154753>A diet of root tubers and heavily-salted meat
SMUDGE DOWN
I REPEAT
SMUDGE DOWN
>>149154753>He won't shave it all offHe can't be trusted
>>149154737uh oh, the plebocracy won't like this
zachy enjoys nibbling on five guys so I hear
>>149154756They start looking like cows and their eyes get more squinty in proportion to their faces which get rounder
>daft old British cunt getting in the way of the physios on the way out
Lmao fucking poms
oh no, Smitty done hisself a mischief
>>149154757BUT WE ARE POO
AND WE SHIT IN STREETS
Bavumaโs bum has gone psycho. Who can stop it?
Smith drops at least one catch per game. prove me wrong (you cannot)
I would give me a choccy for being such a brave little man
truth nuke: you probably just witnessed smith walking off the field for the last time in his test career
that was fucking funny
cheered me up
>>149154805he drops the easy ones and takes the hard ones
>Smith in England
>Gets heemed
>Discover the next mini-Bradman
So who is coming in for him?
>fuck up
>pretend he's injured and give upand go home, visibly upset
is smoth secretly a wog?
stop calling him smudge
so cringe
you're not in the team. you're not one of the boys
Love Smudge, Love Gaz, Love Cumdawg, hate Poms. Simple as.
>>149154826i smudged one out on your mums face last night mate
>>149154800I would've gone for the subtler
>we are one, >we are too manymyself
>>149154803not me mate i don't deal with kaffirs
>>149154826It's not a friendly nickname, it's a reference to the blemish on his cricketing career for being a dirty cheat.
Smith won't be bowling. This might be the end. Get Green on ffs.
and to all the lands on earth we go...
>>149154824I liked it better unedited. You are him, he is you which makes him me.
>If I was him I'd give me (myself)...
reckon bavuma has a juicier arse than his misso
>>149154752may paste a smug green hand upon this
ynr that england are trying to call their young untalented batsman Jamie Smith "Smudge"
>it's not easy being green
meanwhile irl it is
just turn up bat for 5 mins and watch the rest of the game from the field
>>149154849They've done this nickname stealing thing before but I can't quite remember who it involved. It's really annoying
Been seriously considering moving to SA after watching some African Casting, what's it like?
cummins MUST resign as captain if australia lose this
He seriously must have some sort of implants
>>149154870there's a reason they're all leaving mate
remember when new zealand had that bowler mark gillespie and they nicknamed him 'gilly'
absolutely disgusting
You now remember the proliferation of athletes attempting to gain the nickname "the honey badger", self-labelled, of course
>>149154880mostly do to with currency valuations
nz calling us poms is super cringe too
when all these old aussie cunts retire, the golden age of england will reign over them for decades
based south african fan sculling 1/4 of a beer
>>149154896Many are saying this
>>149154896By that time, your only players will be indians.
>>149154893everyone should call you poms because it's fucking funny
>>149154870Not much of an angler myself, but Ive heard the fishing is good on the west coast
>>149154903Just taking break from the brandy mate
>>149154913based
we're a teetotal general
don't want to end up like certain toothpick armed freak
smith should have just caught it
Markram is Webster's bunny, get him on.
>>149154941He had a second chance to hold onto it but he was whinging too much from his discolated finger to get it.
honestly think smith is too old to be that close in the slips and was just trying to not be killed by the ball
Just waste so much money on it, fries my brain I couldnโt even remember the long weekend because I was drunk everyday on it
when is the Fremantle Doctor due?
>>149154967Gonna need the heavy roller for that haha
Guys bavuma has dat ass out, my NoFap streak may not survive
Congrats to South Africa on becoming the new World Test Champions
>>149154960leaving from southampton, should be due to arrive in freo harbour in about two months
>>149154967The monkey paw curls
>>149154959learn to moderate your alcohol consumption you mong
*crickets in /cric/s path*
had a slash, fatboy done a hammy?
Either get on with the game or retire hurt.
TEMBA HAS GOT HIS PANTS ON
>don't want to end up like certain toothpick pick armed freak
+60kg chin ups?
>>149155045you weigh 60kg now lad? good job on that bulking diet
>>149154979yeah, everyone.
>pommy bastard/s>pommy cunt/s>whingeing pom/sget creative, try this one
>whingeing pommy bastard