Captain Drinkwater edition

NRL
>GAME 1
Newcastle Knights v Sydney Roosters
5:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
McDonald Jones Stadium, Newcastle
3.34-1.33
>McDonald Jones Stadium is the venue for a crucial Saturday afternoon clash, with the Knights hosting a Roosters side also battling for consistency. The Knights are coming off a thrilling 26-22 golden point victory over the Sea Eagles, a much-needed result to keep their finals hopes alive. The Roosters will be smarting after a narrow 26-24 loss to the Raiders in Round 13. Newcastle will be without Kalyn Ponga due to Origin. The Roosters have historically dominated this matchup, leading the head-to-head 34-14.
Knights 1-12 4.00
Knights 13+ 11.00
Roosters 1-12 2.95
Roosters 13+ 2.15
Knights +9.5 1.99 Roosters -9.5 1.82

>GAME 2
North Queensland Cowboys v Redcliffe Dolphins
7:35pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
Queensland Country Bank Stadium, Townsville
2.47-1.65
>The Dolphins are chasing a hat-trick of wins against their Qld rivals as a depleted Cowboys side faces a daunting task when they host a confident Dolphins team in a Saturday night Queensland derby. The Cowboys were well beaten 38-14 by the Melbourne Storm in Round 14. They have struggled for form, winning only one of their last five games. The Dolphins are flying high after demolishing the Dragons 56-6. It was a spectacular return to form and their biggest ever NRL win. The Cowboys are decimated by Origin call-ups (Dearden, Cotter, Nanai and Robson) and suspension (Bateman). However, they welcome back Murray Taulagi, Kai O'Donnell, and Jason Taumalolo. Scott Drinkwater will captain the side for the first time, and 19-year-old prop Kaiden Lahrs will make his NRL debut off the bench. The Dolphins are missing Hamiso Tabuai-Fidow to Origin. Ray Stone returns from injury on the interchange bench. Max Plath injured his knee last week and is out.
Cowboys 1-12 3.70
Cowboys 13+ 6.00
Dolphins 1-12 2.95
Dolphins 13+ 2.70
Cowboys +5.5 1.92 Dolphins -5.5 1.88

>>149154942 (OP)
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Hull KR v Catalans Dragons
5:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.07-7.75
>Table-topping Hull KR look to consolidate their first place standing as they welcome Catalans Dragons to town.

>GAME 2
Hull FC v Castleford Tigers
5:00am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.17-5.00
>Hull FC could secure a spot back in the top four if they manage to down the struggling Castleford.

>GAME 3
Huddersfield Giants v Wigan Warriors
0:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
8.25-1.07
>Wigan will feel confident on the road as they take on the battling Huddersfield.

>GAME 4
Leeds Rhinos v Warrington Wolves
2:30am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.28-3.70
>Warrington ended a three-game skid in their last outing, but now take on a tough matchup in Leeds.

>GAME 5
Wakefield Trinity v Leigh Leopards
11:30pm (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.80-2.08
>Wakefield's return to the Super League has been impressive - and they could give Leigh a real battle at home.

POOWATER has a bad dad.

Ellie!

>>149154966
>forgot image
Shit

Hope the thread lasts the night

I got this *ahem* daddy issues!

>>149156016
it shall

>it shall

it shall

good morning /nrl/ family

>>149156744
>>149159810

Finally announced but only by the Super League so far

Rugby League Commercial and Big Ant Studios are excited to unveil the long-anticipated return of Rugby League to the virtual arena, with Rugby League 26 officially launching on 17 July 2025.

Rugby League 26 will be released for PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, and PC via Steam, with Xbox and PlayStation pre-orders available from leading retailers today.

Rugby League 26 marks the next generation of sports simulation, capturing the speed, strategy, and relentless intensity of Rugby League like never before. Redefining the sport’s digital presence, Rugby League 26 introduces Pro Team mode, modern graphics, realistic gameplay mechanics, and fully licensed teams, competitions, and stadiums from across the entire Rugby League world. Rugby League 26 features the World’s best rugby league competitions, including both the men’s and women’s of all UK Super League clubs.

Not only does Rugby League 26 feature all competing 2025 Super League teams and players, in a first for the sport, WSL players have been captured in high-definition photogrammetry, marking a milestone that reflects the growing global importance of Women’s Rugby League globally.

Whether a hardcore League supporter or a casual sports gamer, Rugby League 26 offers an authentic, immersive experience on and off the field for everyone.

Rhodri Jones, Rugby League Commercial Managing Director, said: “Rugby League deserves a world-class video game, and Rugby League 26 delivers exactly that. We're excited to see our Super League and Women’s Super League clubs and players represented in such detail and realism, competing on the same level as the best clubs and stars of the Rugby League world ahead of this autumn’s Ashes series.”

Ross Symons, CEO of Big Ant Studios, also commented: “Every part of Rugby League 26 is driven by authenticity and depth. From the expanded Career Mode to the Pro Team feature and advanced customisation tools, this game marks a new standard for Rugby League in interactive entertainment.”

Box art actually looks nice wonder who our cover players will be

>not on steam yet

Step onto the pitch in the most authentic Rugby League experience ever!

Whether you're chasing club glory, building a custom ‘Pro Team’, or rising through the ranks with a self-made superstar, Rugby League 26 puts YOU at the heart of the action.

Key Features

CLIMB THE LADDER IN CAREER MODE
Begin your journey as a rising talent and work your way to the top. Develop your skills, secure high-stakes contracts, and make defining choices that shape your legacy—on and off the field. Will you lead your team to glory and become a legend?

CREATE YOUR RUGBY LEAGUE LEGEND
Bring your vision to life with a deep and intuitive Player Creator. Customize every detail of your athlete’s appearance, and fine-tune their attributes to match your playstyle. Your legend starts here.

BUILD YOUR ‘PRO TEAM’
Dive into the action with Pro Team, the ultimate mode where fantasy meets reality! Collect player cards featuring current stars and legendary icons of Rugby League. Strategically build your dream squad, fine-tune your tactics, and dominate the competition in online and offline challenges. Experience the bone-jarring tackles, the breathtaking tries, and the electric atmosphere of Rugby League like never before.

need the knights to beat the roosters. its not going to happen, I just hate the roosters

>>149162075
>Begin your journey as a rising talent and work your way to the top. Develop your skills, secure high-stakes contracts, and make defining choices that shape your legacy
They could make a game about sex workers and still use this writeup

>>149154942 (OP)

We didn’t need a new thread yet.

>>149162433

Yeah the old one is still up and not at bump limit yet.

>>149162433
>>149162445
>trip on threadsperg

>>149162433
>>149162445

Yes I agree with these guys.

>>149161786
Why does he look so disappointed to be scoring

>>149162471
I’d be disappointed too if I was bl… if I was a poorly drawn cover art

>>149162471
Because he didn’t bet on himself for FTS

>>149162075
Shall be chronicling Quincy Dodd's ascension from Princess to Goddess in Career Mode

>>149162524

>quincy dudd

>>149162524
Your waidies not playing today, that’s too bad

THE bet for the Roosters match.

>>149162617
Roosters 13+ would be adding fuck all to the payout. Easy to see you getting all the tryscorers up but Roosters winning it 30-22 or something, why put it in?

>>149162669
Discord server I'm on has a minimum 20 odds for a "Hall of Fame" submission.

>>149162685

>chance-based and in-game purchases

>robbed again due to referee
>against same team even
MAKES ONE PONDER

>losing by 16
>robbed
Kek. KEK

Business idea: don’t pass the ball at the guy in a bright yellow shirt

>>149164045
Would have been called forward anyway desu

Predict the cover stars for our version of the game. Big Ant usually picks a male and female player

Nathan Cleary and Olivia Kernick for me

Inb4 someone says Hammer and Chappers

Dom Young and Isabelle Kelly

>>149163876
Just like league IRL

fuck should be two great games tonight

girls

>>149166115
""""""Girls"""""""

>>149166115
munter in the back seething at the young hotties

Rosehill Race 1 #12

>>149166792
*fires up the time machine*

>>149166095
2 mediocre games and we’ll be light years ahead of the past 2 nights

Sharpe OUT
ITS OVER
ROOSTER 70+

>>149166792
>if you want a roughie with a shot
Eagle Farm R5 #5

>>149166947
It's why my punt is all Roosters tryscorers.

>>149166963
>It's why my punt is all Roosters tryscorers

>>149166989
>Has no response

>>149166115
This generation's answer to Kelly, Penitani and Sergis

The second game looks very fun. I only played RL2
https://youtu.be/Dwwl9AAbfhU

>>149167002
Responding to a wojakfag is a rookie move m8, you know better

>>149166950
Scratched at the gate

would you give up thursday games for a 3pm game on saturdays?

nah

100 milllion powerball winner from eastern suburbs

Easy W for cocks 2 night

Just about done with this sport for good desu.

>>149168131
but enough about cricket

>>149168131
me if BroncGODS change their logo

>>149168205
The premiership drought and gross incompetence for nearly two decades hasn't turned you off?

>>149168236
So many things wrong with this club. I've been saying this since the covid years, but I'm reaching the end of my tether supporting this club.

The club needs to have a fucking image change and fuck off all the old nonsense about our winning history, our club heritage, and whatever fucking nonsense the Old Boys love to jerk themselves off to. When I think of the club nowadays I visualise some pisshead old wanker in some dusty bar prattling on about the glory days and how back in his day the Broncos were the best.

We haven't won shit in 20 years, and the club itself has failed to capitalise on opportunity after opportunity to generate sustained success like the Panthers, Storm, and Roosters, which given our advantages is where we should really be at. We are literally like the Eels and the Tigers at this point and settling for mediocrity.

>>149168236
>>149168315

The culture problems are systemic and will not change until there is a modernisation of the club which forces it to look introspectively at why we keep regressing, taking one step forward and 2 back. Ultimately, we can wax lyrical, but I'm sick of watching arrogance exhude from every pore of the organisation especially as a lot of our hardest workers have been lured away to success at other clubs. It is seriously a marker of how low this club as been brought when we let a generational talent like Herbie Farnworth go, his value is almost as much as Haas abd the fact we didn't see that and are now being punished for it is excruciating.


Its excruciatingly tedious watching the same problems occur year after year. We have been bailed out by inividual success, but in the Broncos DNA you can just see that recruitment prioritises athletes over competitors. That ruthlessness that those who want to win show is only brought by a few of the team, and if we can't get that then we at least need players who are not net negatives in the confidence and execution of general play, especially players like Riki, Cobbo, Piakura, Mariner, etc. We need more vets like Arthars and Carrigan who don't quit.

already seen this post.

yet it remains relevant and insightful

kalyn ponga and fletcher sharp DROPPED for breakout star as Adam O'Brien scrambles to keep the Knights in the premiership HUNT

Tonights punts.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/man-20-charged-over-alleged-death-threats-to-newcastle-knights-player-james-schiller/news-story/1772af5e419e861f9cdc6285b1b66966?amp
Poofter

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-nsw/popular-nrl-presenter-calls-for-deepfake-law-changes-in-nsw/news-story/701d2f80ac42868681efbdf1fee2fa12?amp
Dumb slut just keeps milking it

fuck imagine if the warriors won the nrl haha

>>149168637
you got a good shot this year

Vonny is pregnant

>>149168695
me too xD

>>149168713
my sisters going to be a dad!

My wife.

>>149168722
oh boy
do not let coomtard see this

want newcastle to win

>>149168748

GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE

>>149168748
We all do

>>149168757
Ponga got his lips done

ITS A KYLEUP

GET FUCKED POOSTERS

TABLE FUCKING SET

Why is Young so comical in defence? I get it's not his fault the try is scored and he's overlapped, but all his efforts to mimic a tackle or force the opposition to make a decision (and perhaps therefore a mistake) are so low effort.

>tfw you're so irrelevant the commentators are having to dig up where you were born as trivia

>>149168719
No, mine

>>149168772
He was confused

Fucking coombrain got UN lucid blocked in Australia by making Tiff edits.

Excellent penalty call

>>149168788
Link to news story?

>>149168797
Yeah, there's a link to the recent news stories.

can the ref call held any quicker

>BREAKING

>Rugby League 26 set to be not released in Australia due to compensation disputes with the RLPA spearheaded by big names Daly Cherry-Evans, Kalyn Ponga and Reece Walsh
>This website reports the players did not feel they were adequately paid for their likeness, so have blocked the licensing rights in Australia

>>149168810
just means we all pirate it, not a big deal

for me it's GOATcastle, the Poosters opposition

KEK

>>149168826

both these peems suck

knights spooked by too many shit challenges

Sandon the forward pass merchant

need a victor concussion or a sin bin to make this an actual game of footy

>knights replace more players with NSW cup nobodies
>attack improves greatly
big think

>>149168859

poosters on spoon watch

good evening gentleman.. and Milky

based challenge

>>149168788
and one the resident gamblebots got got for sending death threats to Schiller

>>149168906

Robinson is going to blow a poofer valve at HT

>>149168926
Good post

i think radley just slightly heemed himself

>>149168939
YAAAAAAAAYYY

radley is done

victor needs to retire actually feel bad for him :(

radley bros...

Victor is fucked again

oh hey irish. havent seen you in a bit

all good things come to an end

I swear it was last round or the one before he heemed himself and passed the HIA but he was looking drunk for the rest of the game

>>149168843

victor might need a special helmet

these peems suck

wouldn't be a knights game without marzhew dropping a sitter

wouldn't want to be schillers DMs right now

Slippy T try incoming

Is cowboys manly worth watching the replay later? It's lashing rain here all day and the cricket has to finish early

Is that the winger getting abusive DMs?

>place 7 leg ats multi expecting a pointsfest
>6-0 halftime
>mfw

maybe old m8 thought DM stood for Death Messages?

>it's another Victor Radley gets HIA'd episode

hehe REFBALL cannot be challenged

Zach Shitter Splayed

time to cook dinners my lovelies see you after half time

>>149169007
You mean Titans-Manly last night? No. Fuck no.

Pooasslel have the most feral "fans" in the entire league. Hearing these subhumans cheer and scream is the most disgusting sound in existence. Iran needs to glass these vermin fucks.

considering tedesco dropped it on the first play of that set he really shouldn't be up in the refs face

Are you ready? This song is dedicated to all the Easts supporters
https://youtu.be/53s8qRdWK70?si=fxoI_Q3M5VVfd-u9

>>149168810
>David Carey-Bevans
>Kevin Poga
>Ryan Welsh

>>149169034
> Pooasslel have the most feral "fans" in the entire league. Hearing these subhumans cheer and scream is the most disgusting sound in existence. Iran needs to glass these vermin fucks.

COLES SUBSTITUTED MY FUCKING MILK ON MY ORDER AFTER I SAID DO NOT SUBSTITUTE ANYTHING

>>149169031
Haha yeah. I guess I get those QLD teams mixed up sometimes

I feel bad for Radley

>is last night's game worth watching

I laugh heartily whenever someone's grocery delivery is messed up. Just go to the shop buddy.

Crazy how DCE is one of the few current NRL players to have won a premiership. For reference, only 9% of current NRL players have ever won a premiership.

>>149169070
Based

my gf is replacing all of our black plastic kitchen utensils with wooden ones

I’ve stopped getting eggs on delivery they broke half a dozen the other week and there’s no accountability. You can get refund/replacement but it’s a hassle. I really should get some chooks

>>149169055
What did they substitute it with?

>>149169086
Sounds like a keeper m8

>>149169086
insanely based. tell her to get a stainless steel pan too.

all asians and indians in that true blue AAMI ad

>>149169070
I can’t get a licence m8 I have narcolepsy

>>149169093
Coles brand instead of Norco

>>149169107
just walk desu.

unpasteurisedlets BTFO

>>149169034
King St. Maccas. 1 hour.

>>149169107
I don't even have a car m8 I just walk to the shop to buy stuff. You should try it. You could do it right now and enjoy the ABC Grandstand coverage.

>>149169115
>>149169121
I walk down to shops when I only need to grab a few things but as I get paid monthly I get 2 big shops delivered every 2 weeks.

>>149169134
Okay.

i havent walked to the shops in like 3 years lol. even though i live like a 2 min drive away from them

>>149169141
Fuck you.

>>149169110
Does it matter? Millions of Australians own Coles shares in the superannuation funds, whilst Norco represent the interests of a few greedy farmers.

>>149169144
not narcolepsybro btw

victor gone

Victor Braindamaged

Coles isnt a publically listed company champ

>>149169144
Uncalled for. Going for a walk can help with your mood.

more like norcolepsey

victor radley? more like victor tackles-badley

gonna need 10 try assists from teddy

>>149169172
They trade on the ASX just like other esteemed public corporations like the Brisbane Broncos Ltd
https://www.asx.com.au/markets/company/COL

how come pooights keep winning without gaypee?

>>149169147
Shit bait.

>Yeah I have shares in Coles; I'm basically the CEO

kek i said something purposefully wrong and made someone waste their time correcting me

BILLY BOINK

>>149169215
>Pushpinder

easts kept young billy smith on payroll while he was in hospital for 5 years straight and he repays them by being a bang average centre

>getting obliterated by 50 year old gagai

>>149169200
When Coles does well millions of Australians are made richer. When Norco does well a few dozen farmers get pay to send their children to expensive private boarding schools in Sydney and go on skiing holidays.

>>149169107
Sleep Attacks: Sudden, uncontrollable urges to fall asleep, even during activities like eating, talking, or drivin

Does that happen when youre out walking with your grocery bag and flowers? Fall asleep out of nowhere... Wake up...
everything's gone, even your cellphone and wallet. You look at the warm freshly baked French bread and flowers, both trampled and squashed In a muddy puddle. And you begin to cry and think about how pulling a trigger of a gun in my mouth can't be that bad, not even bad at all. It's good for everyone

Ironically less cucked to own shares in a supermarket than the broncos

>>149169233
no. when Coles does well we all pay more for food.

based and fuck farmers pilled. australias biggest welfare leechers

Should Docker-Clay be allowed back on the bus or left in Newcastle?

I buy direct from Maleny Dairies and know the farmers personally. You should know who produces your milk and food.

>NNNNOOOO SAVE ME GOVERNMENT THERES BEEN 1MM LESS RAIN SHANIQUA NEEDS A LANDCRUISER FOR HER 16TH BIRTHDAY

>know the farmers personally
Bet you do, “personally”

>get hit high
>don't be a pussy and keep running
>refs don't penalize it
how can we eradicate diving if you have to dive to get the rules applied

is this really going to be a 6 point game

Shitson Shitings

>>149169147
>Coles shares
Wesfarmers. So Coles, Officeworks, Bunnings, K-Mart and Target

Can really tell who the citycucks are itt lmao

>hello daisy, hellow buttercup

>taking the poo

There are no farms in nsw. Just factories

poocastle

It’s a tactical poo

>>149169273
They split up

>>149169276
>NNNNOOOO WE NEED MO PROGRAMS FO DEM FARMIES

knights are unaffected by taking the two because they're always cursed
game will be decided by whether roosters decide to stop committing 10 billion errors

>taking the toe

>>149169236
nah it’s okay I’ve trained my body so I only involuntarily fall asleep during Pooly games these days

It doesn't matter if you can't taste the difference, tastelet. Not to mention supporting a farmers co-op is a nice and proper thing to do so they can send their kids to better schools and go skiing because farmers work bloody hard mate

egan butchered

I'd rather go without milk than drink that colesworth brand swill

not confident

What's the agenda behind refballing pooasslel to a win?

>james fibber

Ref and touchie thought that was a try lmao

>0/3

not a fibber, clearly shook his head no

unironically feeling crook lads
Reckon a yack is incoming desu

sweet footwork

BIFF BIFF BIFF

>>149169338
see you in court big fella

why so many people sick and nauseus? distract from israel?

>>149169351
try staring at a light, it can help

>>149168826
How much $$$ do you reckon players of his calibre have once they retire

>take the poo
>lose
A tail as old as time

i've felt like shit for the past five years

thanks m8 now I’m blind

hmm, I wonder how many anzac day games freddy did play in actually

>tail

>>149169366
long covid?

BFT tongue out in the background at that step

never had covid lad

>>149169363
Not much really. Maybe have an ordinary house outright and a less than 5yo decent car. These are the forgotten footballers

>>149169377
Can't be. I got all 3 boosters.

>>149169393
You need a booster every 4-5 months to stay immune

All aboriginal ex footy players end up bankrupt, in gaol, or dead before 45.

>>149169055
Unlucky lad COLES DIDINT SUBSTITUTE my fruit loaf English muffins when I clicked NO SUBSTITUTE

>>149169377
land of the long white covid

i wish my poenis had a 3 inch boosters

>>149169403
what’s difference between that and regular Abos?

>>149169110
Bruh…
for me it’s farmhouse full cream or dairy farmers full cream
Coles brand would be water

>>149169415
news coverage

Handrolesis <--- new word i just made up

for me it's almond milk. imagine drinking a retarded cows ulcer pus

>take poo
>consneed a try right after

If only the Roosters had picked Chad Townsend. Two points behind with 11 minutes to go, these are the Townsend-minutes.

close

T-R-I

poocastle bros...

Free delivery on Coles delivery orders over $250

How can WOKEworths even compete

This will get bunkered

thats a try you fucking dog cunts

Kasey is on the field so she can't bunker this

gonna need 8 more assists thanks goatdesco

I’m sorry but that’s just the wong call

comes off the left arm into the right arm

BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT
BULLSHIT

don't worry poocastle you're only 2 poos away from tieing this one up

Ah the feral pooasslel SUBHUMAN "fans" seething. Music to my ears. You deserve all the spoons.

great to have you here daly

probably is m8 Poosters already got 1 more Tupou than us

Just finished making tacos, wtf happened

feels good roosterchads

nice 1 teddy

How is Dildo Edwards picked ahead of GOATdesco?

GET THAT FUCKING TRAINER OFF THE FIELD

>>149169503
muh premierships

ordered pizza at halftime lads. its still not here

that sucks m8 :(

>putting your food in the care of thirdies

based billy smith the only good billy

BILLY BLOCK

>spewasshole

Will Billy Slater pick his son, Billy Smith, for Origin game 3?

Shites in charge of not losing

>smeg fartpoo injured again

I offer now as the time to talk shit about the poo curse

kek @ AOB

Panthers in 7th right now btw

i require the firing of adam o'brien

>order is ready in store. holy shit bros. its been like this for 20 mins

i missed what happened to radley lads did he actually get heemed again

he heemed himself in a minor tackle

>>149169563
Hold on mate there's a gap between the footy and the cricket it'll be there now

damn poor fella

Just ate 500g of hot twiggy sticks. Time for dessert of a family pack of Tim Tam's

That'd make a large dog sick

Didn't Sam Burgess beat up Billy Smith at his own house (mum's house) one time?

>>149169586

gonna watch the soccer tomorrow morning because its on kayo. see what this lionel messi guy is all about

>>149169580
IT WAS A FUCKING INDIAN THAT DELIVERED IT AHHHHAHAHAH

>good evening sar here’s your somehow undercooked small pizza even though it’s spent 30 extra mins at the store
>please rate 5 star sar

>>149169622
this man knows his dominos

HAS ANYONE SEEN TOM DEARDON???!!!

>>149169586
Primo or Bertocchi?

ow muh throat

>>149169670
yeah hes reffing tonight

from the sound I reckon that actually hurt

>>149169607
>>149169225

Dumb ranga consistently the worst ref (excluding the women)

I should have tipped dolphins, they're pretty good when they're playing on their home ground

penalty
six more
try

>>149169681
Arnott's m8

Phins have obviously been more lines in the script. Can’t have the newest franchise turning to shit this quickly.

Refs need to stop awarding a penalty to the attacking side for not getting to their feet properly

fuck thats a composed finish

Bostock is the ugliest winger (excluding the blacks)

HIS SISTER’S HOT

damn was sure he stepped out
fancy feet

his sisters feet are fancier desu

Can someone tell isucko you're supposed to kick the ball between the posts

>>149169596
He pulled his hair on the field once whilst Billy broke up his marriage via tactical sex kittens

based Issucko captainer

>tactical sex kittens
huh?

respectfully throws ball into your head

dolphins kit makes them look browner

>Billy Snitch

Surgess and his mates showed up at Billy Smith's mum's house to beat him up after Smith reported Surgess to the integrity unit for sexting girls while married. Smith called the police and got an AVO on Surgess instead of taking his beating like a man. Note: the ex Mrs Surgess did NOT fuck Cucky Smith after this.

what is it with billy's

Why did Smith get involved kek wouldn’t have been in u20s when this occurred? Why did he hate Burgess?

Burgess should’ve went around and fucked Billy’s mum desu

Cucky Smith was a fringe first grader at the time. MUH rivalry is why he reported big Sam. That and he was desperate to fuck Mrs Surgess and thought being a simp is the way to achieve it

Deyboo try looms

duffy try kino please

>>149169586
>Strawberry & Cream Tim Tams
Very nice strawberry flavour
White chocolate coating is decent
>7/10

SEND THAT CUNT OFF
welcome to NRL is fine but that shit is not on

Kaufusi was better with hair

captain sin bin

>temu 2pac

Kungfusi is an underrated all time grub desu

Sam flashed his dick at a discord sex kitten. The chats got leaked prior to a Roosters vs Souths game. Somehow he blamed Billy Smith for this because Billy was in the same World of Warcraft guild as her. He pulled Billy's hair on the field and got suspended for an important game.

has anyone ever been heemed on their first run in first grade?

Paul Kent apparently kek

It's on record Cucky Smith went crying to the integrity unit about big Sam
https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2020-billy-smith-sam-burgess-sydney-roosters-south-sydney-rabbitohs/news-story/1183fbb92507e63bad8b52608784c73b/

pooboys bros...

>letting 12 men score on you
ponga could only dream doing it

Just can't see the poophins winning. I've tipped them and they are the last leg of my multi.

post multi

>>149169868
Read the article. Sam tried to impress his wife by saying he'd been hacked and deepfaked by a random player, and that he'd parked outside the players house for an hour doing nothing. His wife's impression of this attempt at an excuse and bravado was to divorce him and leak his texts.

>>149169902
t. Cucky Smith still in damage control 6 years later kek

BIG SAM DID NOTHING WRONG

>marry slammin sam
>get upset when sam is slammin

How come so many NRLM and NRLW players have untreated herpes?

cowwies...

impressive of the cowboys to be the worst side of the day after the earlier game

Poophins will lose this game.

>>149169943
t. bottom of the tipping comp

based cows didn't want to take advantage of their man advantage so they chose not to score any tries as it would be unfair

Damage control for what? Pommy meathead breaking up his marriage by sexting. The texts about waiting outside Billy's house were leaked much later by his ex-wife, along with drug and fraud allegations. It was something Sam invented in an attempt to salvage his marriage: that Billy Smith made his film his dick, and he meekly complied with Billy's demands, therefore don't divorce me. Billy won.

>>149169928
It’s Dewsbury Sam’s fault for marrying a vain eastern suburbs blue blood and not some hot bimbo who’s just happy to raise kids

>>149169966
GG&TNQC

mmmm I dunno

wait a minute so Billy Snitch is actually a fag and catfished big Slammin?

BROKEBUCKBACK

>Damage control for what? Pommy meathead breaking up his marriage by sexting. The texts about waiting outside Billy's house were leaked much later by his ex-wife, along with drug and fraud allegations. It was something Sam invented in an attempt to salvage his marriage: that Billy Smith made his film his dick, and he meekly complied with Billy's demands, therefore don't divorce me. Billy won.

sam burgess was a mid overrated player

did we ever find out what Tesi Niu?

say that to his face

Why is Taulangi playing tonight and not in origin camp?

B A S E D T E G A N

do they just not call knockons if you're the sped kid?

gutho used to do that shit and we all saw how that turned out

I could’ve done that for free Teagz

>>149169997
No but Stephen May

They don't call knock ons for the poophins m8. Can't let the redcliffe franchise fail. Too important.

GET THAT FUCKING TRAINER OFF THE FIELD

>>149170020
>They don't call knock ons for the poophins m8. Can't let the redcliffe franchise fail. Too important.

falling asleep on my chair looms

When rugby league in Redcliffe is strong, rugby league in general is strong.

>>149170026
trying to find your phone champ?

thinking the dolphins might want to get someone sent to the bin again

>>149170041
thats why they gave them Suncorp

>>149170040
based norcoless narcoleptic

Got my Croatian (EU) passport lads.

>>149170042
heh

Look at Mark Nicholls's Linkedin. 100% cringe

some great footy being played right now

>>149170042
Hit a nerve lads

BREAKING: MUNSTER HAMSTRING INJURY IN ORIGIN CAMP. EZRA MAM TO PARTNER DEARDEN IN HALVES, VIA PETER BADEL

If I wanted to watch people fumble the ball around I’d… I’m not saying it. You know what it is.

>>149170053
Are you the Aussie with no Croat ancestry who purchased a property there?

>>149169989
No. Sam just grasped for excuses and saw that the groupie he dick flashed to was facebook friends with Billy, and made up a ridiculous conspiracy theory as to why his wife shouldn't divorce him. The hair pulling happened on September 5th 2019, Sam was suspended for the Week 1 finals match also against the Roosters which they lost on September 13th, his wife left Sam for good a month later on October 2nd, and the Roosters won back-to-back premierships on October 6th.

Dragons should've kept Bostock to be honest with you family

>DUNNYPOO

payten NOT happy

REDEMPTION

>>149170106
That's a different guy. My granddad was Croat.

Based whistling ad

Yeah nah. This isn't happening.

no wonder Cowbucks an hero’d

I can't believe shitters like shitorima have decade+ long NRL careers

>close kayo app
>navigate to amazon prime app
>open prime
>wait for a bit
>click through a couple times
>cricket
much preferred when you just had to press the channel up or down button a couple of times

nikorima is NOT a shitter

Why are you watching cricket on Amazon?

COOOOOWWWWWGOOOOOOOYYYSSS

>>149170138
>isn't happening
This differs from your other bets?

>>149170167
KYS

>>149170167

Shitorima is the perfect example of a shitter.

If you can’t take the banter you don’t post the bet. Simple as

seeing a lot of really cute poojeeta girls around lately. should i invite one to the footy? do they even know what footy is? does chocolate milk come from their boobies?

>>149170191
>seeing a lot of really cute poojeeta girls around lately
Eye test. Pronto
>should i invite one to the footy?
No
>
do they even know what footy is?
Outlook not so good
>does chocolate milk come from their boobies?
Just the left. But it doesn’t mix well with what comes out of the right

>>149170211
>fucked it up
seppuku looms for me

Based wings ad

>>149170211

Won my local park footy game today lads

anon doesn’t find every woman attractive
>OMG HE’S AN INCEL, GET HIM!

>>149170243
good stuff m8 did you score

>>149170191
it’s more like a vindaloo

>>149170246
so true

>>149170053
>>149170129
How hard or how much of a fuck around is it to get

love nrl, love alf, love AusGODs
and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it

>>149170191

>>149170257
Nah m8 should have but the ref blew a forward pass fuming

>>149170292

Feel a bit bad for old mate, he’s been trying for almost a month to get a reaction and he’s barely seen a (You)
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/snap_%2A/country/AU/
>still not giving him one

Should he try Beanposting again instead?

>>149170303
ahh he probably had money on the other guys

>>149170281
If you don't have Croat ancestry it would be impossible. If you have Croat ancestry, and can prove it, you literally just fill out an application form and you're approved. For me there was a bit of a fuck around because granddad was born in Yugoslavia, and the place he was born is in modern Bosnia, not Croatia. So I had to engage the Bosnian embassy to help track down his birth certificate. Cost me a bit of time and $60 in consulate fees. Once they tracked it down, I just filled out the form the Croatian consulate gave me, and had to write an essay about why I want citizenship (obviously have to not mention you just want that EU passport) and they approved it. Would suck if they implement conscription at some point because I'd get drafted.

bostock hattrick

>2 games in a row with people playing the ball in the wrong direction
high quality evening

>>149170344
https://youtu.be/1osCPa2DCg8

Feel crook lads. Feverish, muscle weakness, kind of dizzy. Should I go to the emergency room, or just drink some water and go to sleep?

>>149170379
>Feverish, muscle weakness, kind of dizzy
It’s called the flu. Water and bedrest. Cold and flu tabs if you’ve got them

fuck m8 I’m feeling crook too. Been feverish, nauseous and have had diarrhoea all afternoon.

>>149170409
>taking the runny poo

secret strat; i never go outside and haven't been sick in over 15 years

>>149170430
https://youtu.be/Bm3Mgd6iUDE

yeah but if you do go out you’ll bloody die m8

someone webm that hit please

>>149170347
Thanks for the info going to sus it out as a little side project
Have no need or want for easy EU travel but having 2 passports could be cool

what a try

>>149170430
Gotta build up your immune system. Take the train. Lick the handrail.

thanks to the recent invention of indians i'll never have to go out of my house again, everything can be delivered to my door

CAM ON POOPHINS

50 looms

>>149170379
RIP lad had that 2 years ago just came over me in a 30min period
Smash down
Vit D
Vit C
Zinc
Lasted 4 days
1st & 2nd was bad
3rd & 4th just felt like a hang over

Poomunity - lives on KFC and Dominos delivered by thirdies
Also poomunity - why am I sick and shitting liquid all the time

>>149170379
If you think it might be covid then probably best to go to the emergency

I tipped poophins.

I make a point of collecting my fast food myself for the exact purpose of not giving poojeets any money to deliver it.

>>149170479
If you have any sort of Euro ancestry, you'd want to apply for that passport soon. Italy just started restricting the diaspora from applying for citizenship. Maybe others will follow. I think they prefer African migrants to 3rd gen Italians from Australia/USA/Argentina.

for me, it's pizza hut

Been wearing jumper and socks around the house and even in bed

https://youtu.be/BjLlvLLO6es
Based family members

> Italy just started restricting the diaspora from applying for citizenship. Maybe others will follow. I think they prefer African migrants to 3rd gen Italians from Australia/USA/Argentina.

Far Right Government btw

why did cowwies take 2 poos

>tipped pooboys

>20 minutes left of this

>>149170559
for me, it’s pizza the hutt
https://youtu.be/FPZ4yah3ROU

>Error: You were warned. You must first view this warning to post again.

Todd Smith is a blind cheating fuckwit

>>149170603
I’m fucking praying that the sequel doesn’t suck

>>149170586
Based LaffinGOAT throwing his lead away.

Any reviews on the party pie pizza crust @ dominos

>>149170622
It sucks thinking even if they made it 25 years ago, it was still too late to have John Candy in it. And yes, I’m going to go in with low expectations just in case

>>149170319

kek @ that solemn singular cowboys chant

Mel brooks has never made a funny joke ever

what has qld done to deserve such shitty footy and such a shitty maroons peem

>>149170658
Got a candygram for you m8

>took a while but he took the bait

>>149170658
>t. Never saw Spaceballs or Blazing Saddles

imagine having kodi ats

INVESTIGATE NIGORIMA

>>149170672
Nikorima must have Herbie ATS

>>149170658
Most Jewish comedians are pretty terrible.

Nikorima put his house on Herbie ats

based streakmaxxing

>capitalises 'jew'
cuck

>>149170702

the end of season trip pool must be hinging on Herbie to score each week

>>149170686
Had those and Men in Tights practically on repeat as a kid.

>>149170718
based queers for rabbitohs customer

>>149170720
Ok

>>149170702
That’s a shame

For me its Young Frankenstein and The Producers

I dig the Producers too. I also like History of the World.

Luke Brooks > Mel Brooks

For me, it’s ludicrous speed
https://youtu.be/NAWL8ejf2nM

how the fuck is that a knock on ffs?

Can’t believe I fell for the Isukko meme

>4 points
Goddamn

>>149170745
>oy, ten! Ten Commandments
https://youtu.be/4wunGF3oMA0

4 tries for bostock

>>149170499
One try to go

GO4TSTOCK
GO4TSTOCK
GO4TSTOCK
GO4TSTOCK

>the /nrl/ family are a bunch of mel brooks buffs
Certainly didn’t have that on my bingo card. We’ll have to have a stream/watchalong of some of them.

It's one autist, you fucking fag

THERES TIME FOR FIVE

Paint app is OPEN lads

>>149170800
It’s clearly not just one person you stupid cunt

WE WANT 60

>app

based Stoney love that cunt

Cowpat bros??

based team player bostock

Moss Vale mentioned

Curse?

>conceding 50 (fifty) points at home

>>149170702
I find them to be pretty good. Pretttaay, prettaaaay, pretttaaaay, pretty good.

>>149170857
its the dolphins home you dumb cunt

>>149170851
southern highlands is literally the heart of Australia

>>149170863
Based illiterate family member

>>149170863
The dolphins lost the moral victory though.

>>149170863
they’re on land m8 not fucking water

We're down to 11

everywhere the poophins play is their home

>>149170138
Bookies love him

>>149170890
>roosters but not the knights
based retard

>>149170879
That could become an issue when they start handing out moral premierships

>>149170863
Oh you

>>149170908
retard

>>149170909
The moral premiership is in our hearts.

Karma Nikorima

WE

WANT

SIXTY

>letting a 120cm midge score on you

Phins will try for a 2pt fg if they have to, 60 looms

when does Pooten get sacked?

>>149170908
When did the Knights concede 50 this year?

That one fag who is SAMEFAGGING his gay love for mel brooks is SEETHING he's been called out. Fucking gay cunt, kill yourself

>that pass cost 60

KEEEEEEEEEK
Isucko you idiot

BOSTOCK YOU FUCKED IT

JACK NO

He will be spewing

RUINED

KEEEEEEEEK
BOMBSTOCK

Bostock 5xATS gamblers in shambles

>>149170952
FUCKING retard kys

>can't even put 60 on the pooboys
poophins are finished

>put big scores on poogans and pooboys
>think you're a contender
LOL

>>149170995
Calm down, it’s just the gambling hangover talking. You can post some more losing multis tomorrow

>>149170957
>t.

can't believe he bombed it what a mess

>>149171008
ugly fat slut

poodogs...forgotten

>>149170957
>gay love
Projection outta nowhere!

people were calling for Woolfe's head a cpl rounds ago

diud they get a half season peptipe delivery???????

odd

Family had a good night. Except for one who seems really upset for some reason

got the hiccups lads

>>149171022
why gamblers so violent when lose

you know what upsets me? the continued presence of adam o'brien in the role of newcastle knights head coach

>>149171058
You should have heard the massive boo the crowd did when his name card popped up prematch when they were reading the team sheet.

>>149171047
>>149171044
>>149171037
>>149171026
>>149171015
This is the same person. The same seething homo pretending he isn't the only mel brooks fan here. Watch as he desperately opens his paint "app" to remove the (You) s from this, kek pathetic

>>149171058
why is he your sex coach kekk

yeah mate he is, that's why i've never scored

you're also ugly, short and have a tiny dick

Thank fuck peels and pootans play each other next week. One more week of the knights staying off the bottom.

>>149171081
>just got 2 (You)‘s
Hit a nerve lads. A few of you did kek

>>149171081
Literally one of those posts was me you paranoid fuck. Go drink bleach.

>>149171081
Based schizo

Actually you got 5 (You)s you fucking cocksucker

You’re losing it m8. Go take a nap.

>>149171130
>>149171142
>>149171144
Same person again. Can't stop exposing yourself, newcunt. Lol, kill yourself faggot

>>149171150
I wish this was true just so anon could seethe a bit more

>>149171164
He’s mad!

If Anthony Seibold hated Mel Brooks movies he’d be Anthony Seethebold

>>>149171164
>He’s mad!

>>149171164
Based paranoid, schizo, spastic.

discord trannies having lots of fun ITT

>>149171164
>newcunt
Getting tired leaping at shadows?

The masks slips

>he’s not a part of the secret discord

>>149171198
>>149171166
>>149171171
>>149171194
Can't stop samefagging, huh, you jew cunt. Kill yourself you schizophrenic fuck. Disgusting poofter piece of shit.

>>149171198
I mean, you’re right. But posting from your ifag lessens it a bit. Leave this one to the big boys

ahh yes the getting on the piss and being a schizo ‘mick

>he can’t even tag posts in order
HNGMI

>enter the thread
>read the last dozen posts
>close thread

>>149171259
See you tomorrow

>absolutely mind broken
Sweet dreams m8. I’ll see you tomorrow.

>I mean, you’re right. But posting from your ifag lessens it a bit. Leave this one to the big boys

>>149171222
Are they in the room with you now?

>>149171222
Schitzo kek

Friendly reminder to talk up the game.

>i did it
>i successfully depicted him as a basedjack again

The cowboys are shit aren’t they

how come Payten blew up the season by moving Purdue into 5/8th? they weren’t doing too bad before that.

>>149171329
Were they missing key players?

>>149171326
>>149171311
>>149171295
>>149171294
All over a minute apart. Just can't stop exposing yourself, huh, poofter? Retarded jew fuck.

>>149171345
All their origin players. I watched with the sound off

>>149171349
>All over a minute apart
Sure champ, sure they were

>two were sequential posts
He’s lost it. May be a danger to himself or others

>>149171349
Kek

>>149171349
Two of these are literally 6 seconds apart you absolute brain dead fuckstain. You’re either fucking retarded, legit schizo or just (You) farming.

>>149170138
Bet with your head, not over it

>>149171416
It’s probably better he takes his frustrations out here instead of out in the real world

>>149171416
Hey fuckhead, you can LITERALLY see the time stamp in the (your) posts. You are legitimately retarded and gay and jewish. Fucking retarded piece of shit, stop samefagging just because you got called out for having shit taste in comedy and women.

>>149171434

>>149171434
He’s still mad kek

>>149171434
>LITERALLY

Didn’t this guy have a meltie last night around this time?

New meme just dropped. Very accurate.

>>149171475
Yeah he was samefagging all night last night, and doing it again here, triggered by his gay love for mel brooks kek. Pathetic

>>149171483

>>149171349
jew is a stretch

>>149171498
Pretty sure he meant (You)

>>149171483
LMFAO, so true

>>149171498
All you m8

>>149171505
Based

>>149171516
No, he meant YOU, the samefagging scizho jew cock loving faggot

Be nice to anon. He wouldn’t be so paranoid if everyone wasn’t out to get him

>hmmm I'm getting irrecoverably btfo and exposed as a samefagging jew cocksucker
>better start posting uggo fat "women" as a distraction tactic
>I'm such a genius

>he’s still upset
But I honestly don’t know why

The sperg is strong with this one

>>149171559
please don't go saying shit like this in public anon.

Are you a Cowboys customer mate? Why are you so upset over nothing.

Hit a nerve, huh, cocksucker?

>>149171623
It’s his losing bets. Getting laughed at over them probably didn’t help either

>>149171623
You might be onto something. A poor cowcuck customer driven to the bottle from tonight's performance, sees other anons having fun and enjoying things, and has a mental break.

Why are you still replying to your own posts, cocksucker? Even after continuously being exposed for it. Very jewish behaviour.

>cricket is on for four nights, three of which are footy nights
>/nrl/ somehow goes into total meltdown
Hmm, pretty safe to assume the cricketers are keeping this shit together and that cricket is good for mental health

>>149171662
Nah, they’re all pretty chill. It’s definitely a gambling thing

>>149171687
shoulda been here last night. It was only after the cricket it all fell over

Why did you decide NOW is the right time to turn on your Irish proxy, after 50+ posts of samefagging with your real flag? jew cuck

>it’s all irish posting.
Kek

>>149171662
Plot twist - Poocastle customer?

Just got kicked out of the Sunshine Coast Girls fb group, ladies.

>>149171723
Unlikely

ANYONE SEEN SCHITZO ANON?

>>149171746
I'm schizo and anon, but I'm not schizo anon, sorry.

>>149171723
Plot twist - it’s AoB

>>149171758
That’s ok

It's literally the Irish proxy janny, you dumb cunt. Fuck.

Can I blogpost, or is it not far enough beyond full time yet?

Is your fav movie A Beautiful Mind? Are there papers stuck to the wall out in your garage that you’ve scribbled all over while you listen out for Irish signals on the radio

>>149171785
Fire up

>>149171799
Met a girl in Rome a few years back, and spent a lot of time with her there, went on road trips with her around Italy, she even took a day off work and did a long weekend with me in Barcelona. I was doing the 6 month eurotrip that all Aussies do, and wanted to see her again before going home. We had plans to meet up again in Rome on my way home, but she said "I can't see you again, I have to protect myself, I'm starting to have feelings for you, and you're just going back to a soon." It sucked but I get what she was saying. But she's actually got a brother who lives in Campbelltown and just got his permanent residency here. She's been posting a lot of stories on her instagram that she's in Sydney, maybe just visiting, but her instagram profile has "Sydney" written in it, so maybe it's a permanent move? I kind of want to talk to her and see if she's here long term, or even if she's just visiting maybe catch up, but also think maybe I should just leave her alone and keep her as a good memory. What do you think?

>>149171687
>Australia losing at cricket
>/nrl/ meltdown
What did they mean by this?

>>149171859
Tell her fuck off we're full.

>>149171859
If you rooted her in Rome, leave it alone. If you didn’t, but think you’d still have a shot, go for it

Currently at Finney Isles lads.

>>149171873
We don’t judge you by one person. Treat us the same, it’s just one guy flipping out

>>149171887
Rooted her every night I was with her, except the first night.

You "people genuinely disgust me. You're the worst people on the planet, with abhorrent attitudes towards everything. It's no wonder you're all sad and alone. There's no redemption for any of you. All of you need to be castrated and locked up for the good of everyone.

Finally got an Asian gf lads. 100% pure Japanese from Kyushu.

>they’re talking up Souths chances
They must have taken a lot of money for Canterbury

Lost $200 gambling tips weekend, ladies. Don't think punting is the sport for me.

was on auto-pilot and just bit into a fish oil capsule

if you think thats bad how do you think the fish feel!

>>>/b/935753293

no cutfags would lurk /nrl/

Freak.

>>149171222
>>149171349
>>149171434
>>149171717

Surprisingly small amount of deleted posts. Curious...

Sometimes it’s only individual posts removed instead of nuking their post history in the thread

t. janny

>he’s still schitzo

forgot your irish proxy m8

>EVERYONE IS IRISH! YOU’VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME GUYS!

you forgot it again m8. i'm just trying to remind you. looking forward to you deleting this post though, janny lol

>>149172414

>>149172414
>you forgot it again
His mind, broken

>>149172414
I think you need some counseling

WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO GOT UPSET AT BEING CALLED OUT AS THE IRISH PROXY USING JANNY, LMFAO

>kek he deleted his own post

>>149172451
>>149172438
>>149172434
Still samefagging, huh, cunt? Still mad no one likes your kike comedian? Lmao, go ahead and delete this post too you fucking cocksucking poofter jew

>make post asking to be deleted
>delete one post
>OMG THEY’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME
retard.

>call out the janny
>janny takes the bait and deletes the post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a retard. Best keep your irish proxy on full time, moron lmao

>>149172476
Mindbroken, kek

>quotes posts 17 seconds apart
Stay away from sharp objects, for your own good

gee, you jews aren't very intelligent, lol. embarrassing display here

>>149172476
Inb4 he deletes his own post again

based schizo samefagging jew poof. keep exposing yourself as a newcunt, we're all laughing at you

>the projection is strong with this one

>>149172537
Based retard

Could you go micksperg somewhere else

>>149172481
>>149172508
>>149172511
>>149172526
>>149172546
LMFAO, you are deranged. Samefagging until midnight. Absolutely pathetic jew cuck

Holy shit, you are PATHETIC. You have no self awareness, and can't see we're all laughing at you cocksucker LMFAO

>deranged
Keep up the projection champ

>we
He doesn’t know

>>deranged
>Keep up the projection champ

>that file name

>he's STILL going
T is going to make the new thread soon m8. Please don't go shitting that one up too.

>>149172611
>no u

>>149172637
Keep firing assholes!

KEK you are "him" you fucking loser.

>he doesn’t know

It's 11.59pm
Make your thread, disgusting no life, jew cocksucker freak lol.

Lmao, too scared to make a thread, cuck?

The mask hasn’t slipped. It’s fallen off
>>149172666
>>149172989
>>149173039
threadsperg has returned!

>>149172637
I’d hate to disappoint
>>149173004
>>149173004
>>149173004

>>149173039
>t. doesn’t know how to refresh the catalog