Thread 149155010

Saffers vs Pozzies WTC Final

YFO

*rings the bell on the new thread*

YFI

temba bavuma out bbw (bum before wicket)

YFO

TEMBA HAS GOT HIS PANTS UP

NICE GARRY

Been a bit too much time wasting by this Bavuma character.

>>149155023
thanks dosGOD

>>149155030
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>>149155031
>>149155033

gesundheit

sorry about last night fellas
the wine, it makes me emotional

Was he skipping leg day? He should have skipped pie day.

Australians really thought they'd win because they went past 250 on a road that is flattest on day 3 lmao

Really struggling to move on from her

>>149155048
fuck off sadcunt your 'mick is cringe

>>149155051
chance of cracking on day 4, pitchla¿

>don't want to end up like certain toothpick pick armed freak
+60kg chin ups?
oh ol bingo wings you lump

I'm sick of producing so much ear wax

>>149155079
Would've easily won if he was selected, but they hate him for some reason.

Bavuma walks like Warrick Davis.

>>149155079
odd looking duck isn't he

>>149155066
t. bcci scout

bavuma zesty fr

>another episode of heroic batsman on one leg
yawn

bav is fucked. runout on if he doesn't get a runner.

does temba have an onlyfans

>>149155071
any fellow severe hearing loss due to ear drum degradation bros in?

>>149155092
>>149155049
>>149155033
>>149155030
>>149155100

i'd off meself if i went deaf or blind

>bavuma
corr pengarse

Gents why are the kangaroos so good at this game?

zachy what you drinking tonight son?

>>149155108
>>149155105

Reckon they'll get the runs 6 down at this rate

it's not gay to notice and appreciate another bloke's arse

>>149155101
I wish
can't fucking stand cunts talking to me
it's maddening

How long is this break?

>>149155089
racism is not allowed outside of /pol/

>>149155087
>itchy wow wah

Does anyone here remember John T Roads?

CANNAE wait for the bardaroo cover for dis ngl

>>149155129
what about if you wank to it

>>149155136
20mins

>>149155140
https://youtu.be/XoXsyMP8v3s

>sa innings about to start
>get power outage (idiot hit power pole in his car)
>get power back
>it's tea
what happened to smith?

>>149155135
i have 24/7 tinnitus
my life is suffering

>>149155119
x

It's funny how Bard disappears when real cricket is on
At least Zachy is here bitching and moaning about there being cricket on

>>149155136
Get some tea (or coffee) and a scone or biscuits (cookies)

>>149155148
When he pulled his pants down to get that bum massage on the field, I almost cracked bros ngl

>>149155161
SO true

This has been the best WTC final so far. The others were just complete blowouts

>>149155159
died

>>149155171
this is also a complete blowout.
za will have it done by early tomorrow

>>149155171
hmmm..k trinilal

>>149155157
Fucked up a catch and broke his finger.

>>149155171
This is also a complete blowout in that everyone is blowing out a load over bavumas arse

nothing bad will ever happen to me

>>149155171
>Shit pitch so the team batting first collapses
>Team batting last gets an easy win
Win toss, win game. Shit match, effectively an Indian tier pitch.

Fuck Cummins. He'll do it by the book and grind them down. BORING.

>>149155171
RARE
A
R
E

>>149155171
Petition to change that flag to West Indies.

>>149155202
this tbqhwylal

i suppose ikea is a safe bet for furniture
I can just buy it all from there and pay once for delivery

>11 minutes
>expecting anyone to watch
we all know aus ''''comedy'''' isn't that good mate

>>149155201
crisp woman moments before disaster

>>149155171
based reverse essendon flag

>>149155206
We both know he's just a sex tourist.

>>149155221
ikea's shit mate

have no idea why zachy's mum decide to bail the little tarq out

>>149155221
always thought that used furniture market in englel would be golden ngl. beats IKEA fella

>>149155224
howzat?

Sucking a designer cider

see 1st and 5th reply ITT

Just need to fuck markram off and the rest will crumble

bed just called

ya, just checked¿ now what fella¿

>>149155230
why? Sounds like a meme

>>149155233
seething

>>149155251
gn fella x
might finna mosey off for a bit as well ngl

>>149155253
poor quality materials, completely devoid of character (what the kids call 'soul'), poor structural integrity
the only thing worth getting from ikea is the foodstuffs

Its funny how fapping to womens clothing catalogues used to be the only way everyone got off and now it makes you a sick pervert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn-iy8HOuZo
uberjeet comin' in clutch thank you for my kebab SAAR.

>devoid of character
reddit
it's just a bookshelf you neek

Ikea is large enough to really offer the best quality for the price. The other brands need to cut more corners. Ikea has an insane amount of R&D into producing furniture. It's not the best quality, but if you are a careful person most of it is very sturdy. Add a few steel braces and it can all be very solid. The massiv wood stuff is usually softwood but it is still very bifl ;)

You can pay 50% more for stuff that's maybe marginally better.

hmm Pixies in 1989
https://youtu.be/FMH3akt07zs?si=VjCoAhaysIpubesb

>>149155281
still got a myer lingerie catalogue from 2010 in me cupboard somewhere

>>149155319
can scarcely imagine the utter state of your runt shack

for me, it's pixies in 1987

>>149155319
really think you missed the point (or didn't understand to begin with), but if you want to live like an npc bugman go ahead

>>149155290
way over produced and too much autotune sounds like SHIT

>>149155320
bard can you sing Mr Tembo on vocaroo please

who's winning?

>>149155328
mmmm i bet its well sexy

>wins from a coin toss
Nice game you got there

>>149155352
>this is the best cope they have
pfahahahahahahahahaha

>>149155344
ironic huh
yep
huh
yes

>>149155340
https://youtu.be/BXPFGKCPYiA?si=7XugELDDdbfz0Xj_
Pixies 1986!

>>149155359
coke heads on the opposing team
neutral groundskeeping
assault tactics employed on our players multiple times

Had a good shower and fresh shave during the tea break. Feeling like a civilized man again.

>>149155362
I was ironically sodomizing your grandad in his sleep last night, and he asked for seconds

fuck off bogBOY, we are watching cricket.

just won a game of chess with 28% accuracy

187 to win aye right nigga 187 fr pig finna flay fr

>>149155344
its ai generated dawg

the dough for this evening's pizza has proofed nicely over the preceding 18 hours

>>149155393
more reddit than bouldering this post

>>149155393
:O

>>149155281
>womens clothing catalogues
Nothing even that specific. Kmart or Target lingerie section.

I've always liked the non-sexy bras though.

Big bavuma ass

>>149155401
slime back to your bedsit spacky

>>149155392
Tell that ai that his music is fucking shit. It's offensively awful

>>149155377
showing your true colours there bogpoof

>>149155404
What do breasts feel like?

>>149155417
salty bags of coins

Got work in the morning, but I’d rather watch this

>>149155417
bunch of spanners in a sock

>>149155417
Not sure, never was able to buy JList's lifelike texture oppai balls.

>>149155415
Yes I'm ironically pretending to be a gay rapist targeting geriatric men's bum holes

pitchreportla, u in fella¿ thoughts on day 4 pitch, moite?

>>149155408
enjoy your reddit meal you fat neek

>>149155382
sounds shit

>>149155417
close your eyes and open your mouth and I will tell you

>>149155433
yes, and that's unironically pretty gay.

>Webster standing behind Bavuma in shot
5'11 vs 6'1

>>149155453
tell the ai that writes your replies to kys himself, fag

wait bavuma is 162cm? thats not that short but he looks tiny on tv?

ngl this zesty little nigga got me acting strange fr

>>149155485
>162cm? thats not that short

>>149155472
nice one bogpoof, you totally got me there.

>>149155485
I thought I saw a smurf out there.

What is it in old money like 5'5?

Pitch is turning. This game isn't over yet.

Smith hand status?

how short does a black person need to be to be legally classified as a pygmy?

>>149155503
well 170cm is starting to enter the tall territory

>>149155538
bout tree fiddy

hate when I lose my guard and accidentally play something new on my real accounts and now I've got some AI prick inserting billy clyrco forever

Who is our next Nathan Lyon?

>>149155528
they're raiding the local toy shop for lego pieces that he can play with to rehabilitate his finger

bouldering tomorrow followed by a meetup.com event

>>149155570
THIS but bumdering
cant wait to meet you bogpoof x

>>149155564
Green or Webster but Cummins is a stubborn old fool.

That one nipped back

>claims to break his outdoor bouldering virginity
>stays inside
>posts grainy google screenshot image 2 days later

>>149155506
Yeah I know. That was one of the funniest posts I've ever posted, I'm well pleased with myself for that one.
Unfathomable how upset some ppl get when they post something that's literally rubbish and get told so, like who cares it's ethereal and anonymous it'll be forgotten if it isn't remembered. Well, now it'll be remembered lol fucking dope
>mub uberjeets sloppa
get fucked

an evening cleanse at the Perth Steam Works looms

irish loves an argument haha

>>149155594
that was my 2nd time outdoors desu
won't be my last either

>>149155603
brown hands typed this post

Average height is 175-178cm for men in Australia, Ireland, and the UK. Scots are slightly shorter

>>149155584
>bumdering
based inbetweeners enjoyer

The Climbing Works, Sheffield to touch fake rock
The Steam Works, Perth to touch real cock

>>149155610
I love you anon :^*

I'm 165cm (5'5" by the old (better) scale)

Australia is unironically losing

I assume it’ll take another wicket for the discussion to turn back to the cricket again?

are the west indies still kneeling for george floyd?

>>149155626
>cazzie

>>149155647
We lost. Get over it.

>>149155647
yeah we’re fucked mate

>>149155647
no wickets while the pacemen hog the limelight. Go back to sleep, I'll wake you when you're 2/200

Would you rather be 172 runs ahead needing 8 wickets late on day 3 or,
chasing a further 172 with 8 in hand late day 3?

I'd probably prefer to be needing the wickets not the runs

zachy 'I love to post when t20 is on but hardly when test cricket is on' bowen came to derail the thread

>be bummed or get bummed by bavuma
ill take the third option

A one off test to decide a 2 year competition is beyond retarded

>>149155417
if you extend your arm then squeeze the flabby soft part of your triceps it feels exactly like that

Its 5pm in SA, so boerbro has to get a workout in and go and see if the field hands are doing half jobs.

>>149155653
They were still doing it in 2023 holding their fists in the air well after everyone else was over it

>>149155686
I think I agree with you desu

the australians are lost without their spiritual leader on the field

>>149155699
gets the ladies wet though

zachy b the kind of person to dance to Pulp's Common People but completely unable to understand the lyrics

>>149155727
I dance to the Captain Kirk remix.

>>149155714
Yeah until it's 5/220 then it gets very interesting

>>149155699
Would’ve preferred a 3 test series, if only for the sake of us playing some actual test cricket

Zachy the biggest suedo interlectual

>>149155699
Enough about the World Chess Championship..

just downvoted a ''''v5'''' to a v4 on griptonite because I saw zachy climb it

>>149155750
They play like 13 matches?

>>149155729
made me think of this 19yr old vid
https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?si=rZYvkh53ASPMmMLm

>>149155760
>They play like 2 innings?

>>149155743
Still a long way to go though

What happens if it's a draw?

Best thing about Zachy is he's not a pom

>>149155770
bowl off

as highly regarded as this bowling attack is, we have no fucking plan b do we. Lyon has got to be most useless spinner of all time to have played this many tests. How many times have we bowled in the last innings of a test match and he’s done sweet fuck all.

>>149155770
They share the mace. It's lame as fuck.

>>149155770
joint winners
but there is a reserve day so the chances of a draw are zero unless the weather goes monsoonal.

>>149155770
rock paper scissors

>>149155766
No idea what you're trying to say here mate.

>>149155770
the host is by default the winner, so England gets the trophy.

>ooh wooo wooo woooooo
>national tiles

>>149155770
Back when we were a civilized empire, they would have played another match the next week. But now that we have been culturally weakened by egalitarianism, they share the trophy.

>>149155802
bit unfair i reckon

>>149155771
he is, the "i'm welsh" "i'm working class" shit is all identity crisis brainrot.

>>149155811
>be the ultimate test
>draw
>it's no longer the ultimate test

bold prediction: once the deficit is less than 100, it's cumover

death by 1000 cuts

>Joint winners in a World Championship
Don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads tbqhwy

>>149155833
there's only 11 cunts in the saffer team not 1000

>>149155824
>cleverly rename it the penultimate test
what now, savage?

Its already over lad

kek this commentary is out of control

Why the fuck is smithy sucking australian dick so hard? he sounds more deflated than the actual australians

>>149155804
Glen Hansard spotted
https://youtu.be/z6wRT1MzmH4?si=lHvR7P1JSWcx863d

i am a class mutt desu
tarqs will never truly accept me

number 1
ON THE SCALES
gone gottem

>smith dead
Grim we fucked without him

RIP smiffers

it had to be us that handed sa their first major trophy didn’t it. sack cummins

josh hazlefart

smoth has been sacrificed for the mace

Fat kiwi cuck got roasted

They're going wild in Perth tonight

did they say compound fracture? of the pinkie? did he stick it into the ground or something?

>Wendy's opening in central York
Dire

Honestly lads as long as India never win and England never even get a sniff of a final, the WTC will remain based and the only true ICC trophy

pitchreportla¿?? u in moite? duke ball reversing status?

holy fuck Cummins is a midwit retard.
>more of the same will fix it

what a road

Bavuma casually ending the career of smith with a precision strike edge
based Ngubu marches on

The york pub crawl round 3 feat afters @ wendys (coming soon)

>>149155894
nothing can be done

alri dan la

Tipping South Africa to win by 5 wickets.

I forgot that cricket is only fun if you are winning

broken bent finger in temba's bumcrack will straighten it up

>>149155894
We've been here before and it worked

>>149155882
AHAHA
you WILL accept the yankinisation

I would try a Wendy's

The match can turn on a six-pence

if you want a tasteless burger you can just get one already at five guys nearby
might graffiti it with free Palestine or something

>>149155929
of course you would you niqqer

>>149155933
that's 182cm in new money

blame nathan “hit the wife and kids for six” lyon for being completely ineffective yet again in the last innings of a test match

>>149155938
Don't you like burgers and chips and milkshakes?

starting to think pinging balls down the leg side isn't the right tactic.

>>149155833
keKkk
just getting dis ngl
good show fella x

>>149155942
can upgrade his missus, cannot upgrade his fourth innings bowling

Why did we bring Green if he's not bowling? He's useless with the bat.

women should never have been allowed in the lords pavilion

>>149155907
>>149155917
How many times do you see the part-time bowler get put on and get a wicket? This gutless shit is un-Australian.

>>149155956
based fat cunt

>>149155964
keKkkkk
soOOO TRUE too TRUE

>>149155942
>noiiiiiiiiiiiiice garreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xD xD

you lads are fine, you underestimate how much the saffas love to choke

>>149155942
It's only a day 3 pitch. Blame the batsmen for collapsing.
Or Cummins for withdrawing the handled ball/obstructing the field appeal in the first innings. Would've mentally cooked the Saffas.

>>149155973
Head getting Pant out just after tea on day five at the G sparked the collapse that won us the match when it seemed like all was lost

it's time for head

Tbh it’s probs the batsmen’s fault for being so shit and not getting any runs or batting time

Ausbros what's our cope?

why does it need to be in central York?
Doesn't suit the ambience at all
Turning into Donedon

If it was located at a service station on Hull nobody would care, but central York is grim

>>149155966
Jesus, I didn't realize he hasn't bowled an over yet.

*hull road

imagine not buying in london
could have any food you want and get some jeet to deliver it on a bike too

No matter what happens I’ll never apologise to Bavuma, between him and Paul Harris they are the worst Proteas I have ever seen.

Markram should be dealing in boundaries with arms

prefer my jeets locked in burning aeroplane wreckage not handling my food personally

>>149155973
We need Michael Clarke.

for as good as their overall record is, this australian bowling attack has far more memorable failures than successes. I can think of multiple utterly embarrasing losses with these four bowling, is their only real success the last WTC?

rababa would love it if markram started dealing

Why didn’t they play Konstas and fuck green off

>>149155999
Witnessed

>>149155985
Accepting the handled the ball would have lost us the story.
We're not playing England, so that kind of behaviour would have just had us lose worse.

>>149156020
Redpill me on the internal politics of SA cricket

>Compound dislocation
Career over.

>bowling attack
*tips fedora*

>>149156052
>kill the white farmer

>>149156003
wait they're putting it up in the old town centre near where all the shambles are?
holy grimoly

Would love to see CumGOD bowl a bouncer right into this manlett cunts fucking head

>>149156002
Format is shit. Final should be a best of 5.

>>149156054
it's the bowling armada m8

Cummins' length is turning to shit.

@The Australian Cricket Team
GET A FUCKING HARD BALL YOU CUNTS!

Bavball btfo Cumball

>>149155994
that's what she said eyequeem haaaAaaa >>149156068
dis

bowling Air India Flight 171

Based poovuma

>>149156068
This is the sort of shit that jeets were saying after they lost it last time. Need something better

>>149156061
pretty much yes

>>149156091
accept that you're home bullies?

what colour poos does temba do?
and do they get disfigured by his big round bum?

Sinking a ghost ship

>>149156102
it's over

>>149156109
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

I am so comfy rn
Missed test cricket

>>149156103
as opposed to every other test cricket nation?
lol

>>149156052
Not sure about the politics, we have quotas and I think everyone will agree that Rabada should be there regardless of his race. But Bavuma just gets my dander up, cocky midget that chokes when the pressure is on, cost us the ODI WC with his ~8 run average. I know in cricket there is a sense of giving people a chance through bad patches but that guy has scored what 4 centuries and two of them was in his last series against the West Indies or something.

Same thing with Harris this cocky arsehole whose “spin” bowling was just slow straight balls. I’m not sure if there is a better whitey than Ngidi as I don’t really follow the cricket but he isn’t someone I dislike and think shouldn’t be there at all.

>>149156128
same, been far too long

cant believe i drank a bottle good whiskey for this and not just a bag of cheap goon, games gone.

showing criggity during footo season was an error

GONE
HE'S FUCKED IT

>>149155992
This partnership has a handle on our 4 key bowlers. Even if a wild card bowler goes for 20 with no wicket for one over it will change the tempo and concentration and make them recalibrate.

work calling? at this hour?

>>149156151
British lies.

Do you reckon if SA win this they'll actually do something about the shitty format of this competition? Reminder that a true round robin with relegation was proposed but (((certain nations))) rejected it because they want to play each other every 18 months in glorified friendlies

>>149156135
burger should have been there, what happened to him

>>149156134
hmm...checks BGT results in Australia

Right, Ive been putting it off but I think its time I make the trek home. Think ill buy some data and stream on the way. See you boys in an hour or so

G*lf taking precedence on the screens at cross keys in york
This once great English city has fallen to the yanks

>>149156156
he might be one of the cunts cleaning up the crash that took out the power for my entire village.
>>149156159
Nah. The ICC barely tolerates test cricket existing, they're not gonna make it harder to shovel in a billion t20's every year.

>>149156168
dont get carjacked bro

>>149156168
show us your bakkie mate

did the Beatles do Pete Best dirty?

moving to Inverness

Yup, this is over.

Khawja and Green were inspired selections.

Boland in
Hazlewood out
simple as. imagine not paying attention to the eye test (best way to judge talent)

>>149156186
Paul McCartney got jealous because he was better looking than him
so he got kicked him out the band

captain woke does it again

>>149156173
>The ICC
The ICC has no power you casual, it's all India and the Ashes cabal. The ICC has repeatedly tried to make good formats but the members have the power to just tell them to fuck off

fuck this im playing rdr2

>>149156168
>not listening to the cricket on radio 2000 or RSG

>more than 50% of the target gone
>could only take 2 wickets
catastrophic story loss for the pozzies here

Australia will NEVER take a wicket EVER again

>>149156203
disgraceful

>>149156177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeQ-aeJd-Kk

>>149156203
thought it was lennon, huh.

Literally exactly what happened
Paul McCartney the narcissistic couldn't handle Best getting higher decibel screams from jail bait

>>149156221
Give yerself another over Pat. Win the game for us again.

>>149156216
>rdr2
died like 7 years ago

>>149156206
yeah I meant to write BCCI and autisimed it.

>>149156234
HOLY KEK

weather says it's 11 degrees but it feels like -4 degrees

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

>>149156234
Was this a leon schuster movie? he had some funny stuff

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHH GARRRY

>>149156264
yes.
not aware of south africa producing TWO comedians.

>be wicketkeeper
>have one actual job
>can't do it
>cost the team runs
TWICE IN ONE FUCKING OVER

Red dead redemption was soulless in general
Gun was better

Lyon can say bye to this match hahaha

YEAAAAAH GAZ INTO THE ROUGH JUST LIKE YOU GAVE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS A ROUGH FUTURE GAAAAAAAZ

>>149156260
F U C K I N G
T H I S
H
I
S

>>149156184
There she is

>>149156217
If they still had live coverage on the radio I would. Miss it so damn much

Need a backstop.

>put in a leg slip in case the keeper misses it down the leg side
kekk it's over for the pozzies

How come a woman has never watched test cricket on their own in a pub once ever? Even one of the ugly ones

>>149156264
Panic Mechanic
Before him there was a hidden camera show (I think still in Apartheid) where the kid had his kite in a tree and asked a black guy to get it out and then he removed the ladder and the black guy paid like R10 to get out. Shame I still feel bad for that oke and it must’ve been 40 years ago.

>>149156276
>Be keeping to this guy for years
>He never spins it, pretty much just bowling medium paces
>He suddenly gets spin
It's forgivable.

>>149156296
has a woman ever been on her own in the pub ever

>>149156245
still a great game, recently started a low honour no bath, no haircut, all hair tonic, PHAT boi Arthur playthrough and its very fun.

>>149156296
The misogynistic idiot.

>>149156306
yeah I was gonna say lol

i wish we had pubs in australia

feels good not being ausgaylian
imagine being this shit at cricket

>>149156303
fuck me that's nasty kek
only watched a few of his movies but they were a good laugh, specifically the pranks. love how easily riled up afrikaaners get

>>149156260
Stay mad you bloody dago

>>149156288
They don’t? What are they doing on Radio 2000 then? I’ve not listened to the radio in years. Listening to iTunes is infinitely better than listening to crappy DJs and worse ads.

games gone

the concept of a woman going alone to wetherspoons, ordering curry and guinness and watching the footy/cric/rugges
is not a concept

khawaja is too old

>>149156314
a dependable freehold is what one needs

>>149156314
Yeah I bet you'd love one of those trad Brit pubs so you can get LE SHIDFACED with your mates while singing
>OUR HOUSE....IN DUH MIDDLE OF OUR STREED OUR HOUSE, WUZ OUR GASSLE AND OUR GEEP OUR HOUSE IN DUH MIDDLE OF DUH, OUR HOUSE xD xD

>>149156306
yes

Khawaja couldn't chase gazzer from stealing his wife out of his house

>>149156288
lekker

>>149156335
Those are called Weatherspoons

>>149156335
You're in a mood tonight mate, did you have a fight with Sofia?

women are biological mediators
literally designed by God to not be lonesome freaks

>>149156324
Not sure what they do on R2000 anymore, but the times I’ve tuned in during a sporting event its only been (trash) music.

Anyway, im off.

btw lads this is the club I'm joining next summer, thoughts

https://alienscricketclub.com/

>>149156350
get him bogCHAMP

I'm beginning to think Cummins is a legit retard.

they aren't doing a very good job desu, but that's besides the point

Honestly DRC you should appreciate madness they're part of the two tone thing and appeared on the young ones

>>149156350
Thanks, I'll make sure to add that to my knowledge of plebocratic words I'll never use nor need.

>>149156356
handcrafted to mould around my cock
they serve no other purpose
they can't be funny because they have the intelligence of a 5 year old boy

>>149156361
Looks like a fun group of lads.

pozzies gone awful quiet

Watching cricket is the true sport of the philosophically-minded

lads this is South Africa's to lose

>>149156319
You’ll like Panic Mechanic then, I still laugh when thinking about a toll gate on a dirt road. I see his movie was You must be joking but I don’t think it was a Leon Schuster film with the kite. There is this guy on Instagram riling up the ous on the golf course but it’s in Afrikaans so don’t think it’ll be as funny if you can’t follow it along.

>>149156361
Nice Dan

Might take up cricket myself
20mm max hangs very good for imparting revs on the ball as an off-spinner (leg spinner not so much)

>England vs Indian, it doesn't get any bigger than this.
Really sky?

>>149156383
See
>>149156309

in many ways /cric/ is like a pub

>>149156361
The field grass looks great. Do they have a proper pitch?

>>149156405
The illustrious 3rd vs 5th playoff

South Africa= Iran
Australia= Israel

once again zachy's sultana for a brain is unable to understand geopolitics

this is ridiculous

shitty anal protealapse when?

No woman has ever made me laugh

zachy is a british-welsh dragon

C'mon Gary make them reach out to you and miss like you made your wife and kids do

Honestly, letting SA win is the Christian thing to do and can help heal a broken nation.

>>149156418
There's one huge park in the east where most of the clubs play which has a bunch of grass ones. Not many teams have their own and those that do are usually artificial

There's a really nice ground just near where I might be working (top of pic related) but that club is all indians so wouldn't be good craic

>>149156431
wish you could understand how to do 7 pull ups you fat neek

That's a good looking pigeon

>calisthenics
cast iron free weights man me

about fucking time

can a team declare if they're bowling?
this is pointless and there's some soprano reaction's on youtube I want to watch

>>149156464
the WTC, whatever happened there

for me it's the kween with the big tits

I will put this lose squarely on the shoulders of the Green selection.

>>149156464
>soprano reaction's on youtube
tell me more

>>149156443
That Aliens club looks a good fun mix of nationalities. You can't go wrong if you can make friends with Scots and Afghans

>>149156457
soime soime but both

Shaniqua be quiet

>>149156478
they removed it from the intro because of islamists

when's the sandpaper coming out

>>149156464
Pakistan did once. The gigabased chad Daryl Hair called them for ball tampering and they had a sook.

I'm gone, they got me, I'm fucking off.....

>>149156492
Yeah I just want good craic, multicultural teams are where it's at. The single nationality teams take shit way too seariously.

Are you dub? Was in ireland the last year but was west the whole time where cricket is illegal so didn't get into it much there

for me, it's power to weight ratio
having bingo wings is very 2012

now put Green on dumbarse

>>149156498
I have some memory of maybe Wasim Akram explaining live on tv during a break in play how he used to use a bottle cap to scuff the ball up

yeah nice gazza

fuck me

Smith wouldve caught that

KONSTAS HAS DROPPED THE WORLD TEST CHAMPIONSHIP

>5 million Iranian conscripts storming tel aviv
What would happen in such a theroetical scenario?

GOWAN GAZ GET HIM DRIVING LIKE YOU DROVE AWAY FROM YOUR WIFE AND KIDS

>>149156525
This was like 5 years after he retired, which shows you just how long the Pakis have been cheating for.

ayo check dis popeye ahh blud he have bigger forearm than bicep lmao like where yo spinach aha

I suppose they would have to get through (((Iraq))) first

>>149156538
KEK

this is like our worst loss ever

me? don't consider climbing plastic walls an achievement just because reddit says it is

>>149156536
5 million dead Iranian conscripts before they even got close.

GAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE xD xDDDDDDDDDDDDDF

>>149156512
I'm in north county Dublin, outside the city. There's a club not too far from me at Malahide, it's a test ground. There's a few other clubs around Dublin, then down in Carlow, and a few up the north.
The west is pretty much only GAA, little bit of rugby now, and a little bit of soccer in some of the towns

*ahem*
reminder australia do not deserve their le epic fielders reputation
what a meme
they've been shit for ages and drop a catch or 2 every match. SA are better than them as fielders

I've had a gutful

>>149156557
Could you do it?

>>149156577
Should have a skinful

>>149156569
Aye, all the grounds are east. I got the vibe from the Dubs that cricket is next level snooty there though, like england on steriods kind of classism. There's one club in Cork that has a fancy as fuck ground with huge gates to keep the unwashed out

I really enjoyed the general sport scene in Cork/Galway where i was though. Both cities have a number of well supported teams

>>149156560
this is literally why Iraq was invaded

>>149156494
Really curious what middle black haired girl with sunglasses and white crocheted shirt looks like with the sunglasses off.
She looks like a qtie.

brb westgate

It's been about 6 hours since Aus took a wicket. wtf are they doing here?

>>149156594
haaaAaaaa
cannucklad is on FIRE today ngl

Will Markram get the man of the match award?

Australia have thrown the game to give the cricketing world a feel good headline about how diversity build better teams and to further push arguments for an anti-merit quota system
the brown envelopes were exchanged after day 2 ended and the deed is being done

>>149156610
i don't like it when they so flagrantly show off their pits like that, very offputting
i probably have axilaphobia if such a thing exists

Based bavuma

BBBBBASED PYGMY

How has this Australian bowling lineup, one of the greatest in test cricket history, allowed this South African batting lineup, one of the worst in test cricket history, get 174/2? In a final? Ian Smith told me this was impossible

this Dr. Reality Check fella might want to give some of his tips to his countrymen about the way they're taking this loss kek

>>149156642
hopium for incels everywhere

>TEMBA BAVUMA
>TEMBA OH TEMBA
They will be shouting his name across the mud huts of Africa for years to come.

>>149156645
The lesson is to not trust Ian Smith

>>149156647
im bff with him on a 'cord ngl

pozzstralia are mentally pooked
should have had starc and hazlewood bat all day on what everyone was saying is a road

1st and 5th reply ITT

Who gets strapped to the wings of the plane back to Aus?

>>149156645
England dished up a road for a pitch.

Gary needs a spell, give Green or even Marnus a go.

>>149156675
take care of yer cold fella x

yeah... a magic spell lmao

>>149156681
Can green even bowl?

>>149156690
KEK

>>149156679
lords day 3 has flattened out for every side in history
have a sook mate

the groundspersons at lords all deserve to be round up and shot for their blatant biased catering of the pitch in favour of the saffas, no better than JEETS.

>>149156633
>mfw the most shitty milquetoast centrist garbage tv show gets cancelled

>>149156704
no refunds

>>149156692
stfu you cringe faggot Aly is a stooge and so are you

>>149156711
That shit was pretty left wing

>Day 3 - Session 3: South Africa need 98 runs
it's officially cumover fellas

Ausbros is this cause for concern or do we still have this?

not staying up for this

>>149156598
It’s honestly pretty impressive that Ireland has put a competitive side together with such a tiny cricket playing population. I’d imagine it’s essentially a protestant only sort of thing there as well

>>149156598
It's not really like that, skangers (Dublin bogans/chavs) would think that though but they think it's posh wankery to dip chips in garlic sauce.
Cricket was sort of seen as a protestant sport for awhile because of the ban on foreign games thing, rugby sort of was too, not exclusively protestant but a sport protestants would play unlike any of the GAA. That was the perception. Thing is everyone in Ireland knows what cricket is it's doesn't have the popularity of many other sports, this goes back to the ban on foreign games which essentially meant there was no government funding from the 30s until it was lifted in the 70s for anything outside the GAA.

So rugby and soccer and cricket had to take care of themselves, rugby was fine because it's a schoolboy sport in Dublin and up north and there are some old established clubs in Limerick and Cork. Soccer was professional already and because of proximity to England and the common travel area it's easy to be decent soccer player and get sold to/earn your wages in England (also Scotland to an extent. Cricket wasn't like that at all it was more of a social game organised by clubs and with work teams and stuff, like most places, so cricket stayed alive anyway and kept going but it couldn't grow but slowly really.

>>149156693
yeah. should have been trying everything when this partnership hit 50, not 100

Is Green even on the pitch? I swear I have not seen or heard of him this inning

enjoy your runners up cuck silver medal lads (literally worse than having nothing lol)

>>149156737
should be higher than that
saffas can choke from literally any position

>>149156722
South Africa needed 1 run off 4 balls. It's never over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvJT6cvIhwE

>>149156737
I give them 5

>>149156690
cringe

Just got back from a bike ride. Bad luck pozzies couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch.

>>149156739
Why the fuck is he batting three

>>149156741
trvke
just the first placed loser

my prediction is in lads:
South Africa win

>>149156735
Catholics play it too and always have, thing is protestants don't really get into the GAA until recently (like last 20yrs). That division in the south is more like how it is in Australia, everyone just gets along but goes to different churches and schools

>>149156768
is this so-called Northern Territory just like Northern Ireland then?

this reality check shite is s***o isn't it?

>>149156755
why is Khawaja batting 1? they got 10 between them over 2 innings. ask the selectors

>RC is infecting /cric/
truly a sign of the end times

so why hasn't green bowled?

he only ever seems to appear during moments of deep anguish for our australian friends

>>149156748
https://youtu.be/3yiWqnKl7lQ
tru tru

>>149156784
>You will never be her son taking a shower

>>149156598
It’s because you either played GAA games and if you played a “garrison game” you couldn’t play GAA, a rule which carried into the 70s. The irony is that at one stage some of the founders of the GAA wanted to count cricket as a Gaelic game.

>>149156773
Yeah mate crocs not carbombs

make the new and make sure the op pic is making fun of pozzedgaylia (that's australia)

on it

>>149156784
>this is a ten in afl
bit of a mannish neck on her

>>149156789
>Epic Montage
>T20

I've just tuned in, where's my cricketing hero Steve Smith?

won't be posting in a thread made by a mentally ill second generation smellygrant

not been out on my bike in ages desu, for a few reasons
- LITERALLY obsessed with bouldering so don't really have the time or energy
-terrified of York traffic
-And don't own a car so difficult to actually hit up the trails. what I can do is get the train to Scarborough, then cycle for like an hour to get to dalby forest. Then cycle all the way back home via malton. But there and back is a long day damn

Also scared of falling off my bike and getting injured and not being able to boulder

>>149156784
corrrrrrrrrrrr

shalln't be posting if it's a fatguts thread

Have the commentators even mentioned Green this inning? Is everyone pretending he doesn't exist?

>>149156806
just wanted to shed light on recent events fella

>>149156792
Which it could be if it can be proven that cricket is derived from croquet (which is Irish)

zachy doesn't know how to drive (failed his test because his forehead obstructed his rear view mirror but then coped by saying it's all a conformity test)

>>149156823
>>149156823
>>149156823

Reality check is usually wrong or something I can’t remember or have the screencap

>>149156783
fuck knows. nice to see Head get a go too. Now let's see what Cummins and Starc do mixed in with part-timers.

>Hasn't bowled an over
>Has not performed any fielding
>Commentators have not mentioned him
>Cameras have not show him
And I am to believe that Cameron Green in playing in this match? Well, you can fool a lot of people but you cannot fool me!