Thread 149156823

SA need 97 runs to win, with 8 wickets to spare

YFO

YFO

its never been more over

Ngidi's spell turned the game. Apologise to bard... NOW

Cummins exposed

PFO
(pozzie flags out)

>another threadsperg op SABOTAGED by indicating that I'll make one
just imagine scrambling to make one
kekkKkk

Are the cameras purposely avoiding Green? What has happened?

Pavement

(when is that documentary coming to City Screen, Picturehouse btw? Been nothing but shite lately )

>>149156811
yh spacky threads are rubbish

>>149156857
the chuds won in the end

Love a pint on my own after work
No toothpick armed missus telling me what to do

thanks for coming AusFAILia. couldn't win in England AGAIN :)

>>149156857
I still think he’s a pretty good captain and player, better than stokes

>Game will be over when all Australians are asleep
>Get to pretend it never happened
Noice.

>accepted as refugees into the us
>about to win the world test championship
Afrikaners can’t stop winning

>flying in an aeroplane
yeah think I am going to kick that habit lads

britain wins either way tbg

If you hit three helmets do you get 15 penalty runs or only 5?

>>149156912
squared for every helmet

>>149156812
I mountain bike desu so I don’t get run over, and it’s more interesting than roads.

>>149156823 (OP)
poor effort this. why didn't you put more thought put into this, fella? I've heard WTC is liek a big event or something
first tiem poster here btw

>1 to win
>seething australia bowl a wide

>>149156927
based

in the Old Bank if anyone wants a pint on me
this little Tarq

>>149156919
Pretty interesting how her nudist lifestyle split her marriage apart

>>149156929
we don't use that word here

Oh well you can’t win it all the time

Start bazzing it to finish today

will not lie, never expected to hear 'oh temba bavuma' at Lord's

Even if we lose the cricket game, we win at life. Saffers languish in their slums while I watch from my Sydney highrise

>>149156924
well said fella x

the new pozzie fans aren't the brightest are they
couldn't work out hazlewood and starc batting easily was bad news for them and were celebrating getting a 250 lead instead. they aren't sending their best

We’re going to lose to one of the worst batting lineups of a country that doesn’t even care about test cricket. This is beyond embarrassing.

>>149156923
Yeah mountain biking is the only thing I can tolerate
Trouble is I don't own a car so need to cycle on (((roads))) to get to the trails

What are the implications of South Africa winning an ICC trophy? Hope they go on a winning spree after this.

I'm guessing Green is injured, or FBC politics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUHqGyS3nqE

>>149156994
really it should force them to do longer test series

>>149156977
they kinda knew fella
but ya thought the soime ngl

>>149156998
no plural needed lad

Hazelwood is absolutely hideously ugly
Swamp dweller

>>149156998
that's probably only countysperg
he's been rattled since zachy bullied him at the last meet and his doc has doubled his meds so he's experiencing side effects

>>149156967
The saffas that care about cricket (ie the white ones) are rich chads that live in huge gated estates with butlers and servants wiping their arses. I think they win at life desu.

>>149156967
This except my Shibuya high rise.

>Hasn't bowled an over
>Has not performed any fielding
>Commentators have not mentioned him
>Cameras have not show him
And I am to believe that Cameron Green in playing in this match? Well, you can fool a lot of people but you cannot fool me!

posted in the wrong thread lol

>>149156994
it delegitimises the entire sport

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zofk-D7O410
i just love country music

this lad is REALLY trying to act like bowling Green would have changed a single thing lmao
literally a Paul Collingwood tier bowler

Holy fuck, I take it back. We need a poolapse right now

>>149157013
The white saffers would have to concede that two BBCs won them the game THOUGH

>>149156935
Shea definitely fucking Tommy Little

pozzies giving no chat to the saffer batsmen?
this is why they are losing
gotta get in their heads
impotent cunts

more of an NRL chad myself

>>149156978
humiliation ritual

>>149157012
I made the thread m8, I saw the bump was reached so quickly phonefagged a new

Australia will never be taken seriously as a cricket nation after this. all those great players in the 90s / 00s irrelevant overnight, gone like tears in the rain

>>149157038
one BBL and one BBC

YEAAAAAH GAZ GET IT TURNING JUST LIKE YOU TURNED AWAY FROM YOUR LOVING WIFE AND KIDS GAAAAAZ

>>149156978
yeah you just know if it was an actual series then it would be 2-1 or 4-1 to the pozzies
but having a different winner this time is probably what will make the WTC seem "competitive"

>>149157042
I'd ask them if it's true if you smile at a baboon he'll come and rape you.
Then I'd tell them about that time we met an Abo on the train and he told us how a goanna got two dicks

>>149157068
BBBASED

Maybe I'm biased but I feel like we had a huge story win today.

I just don't understand why Australia didn't take more than 2 wickets? I was told their bowling attack was elite

>>149157042
cummins seems too nice of a person to create such a culture as a captain

for fucks sake carey

Love a pint on my ones
Women's brains just aren't firing on these cylinders so they can't enjoy a pint on their ones
A woman on her own is an incredibly bored one. Zero company upstairs

>>149157104
stewwwwwth moite it's the blaady pitch ya pommie bawwstard

Really more of an Ashes nation desu, don't care about the mickey mouse world test championship gimmick.

chudchy b

the session should be extended until saffas win, ya¿

JUST GIVE US THE FUCKING ASHES

why the fuck did we not play a warm up game before this? we are a side full of grandpas who take at least one test to get going in a series. We got embarrassed in Perth last summer then got going in the second test and dominated from then on

24 hour endurance test cricket

>more of an Ashes nation
*can only draw despite cheating at every opportunity*

>how many kinds of impala are there in the veldt mate?
>did you ever see that pic of glenn mcgrath shooting animals in south africa
>wet du you thenk uff my seth efrikan eccent brew pretty lekker aye

>>149157144
look up ambient cricket in the arkiv fella x

not a chud, but there are gender differences

>>149157140
Half your team play for county teams, no real excuse m8

need a wicket or 8

Markham down for a test century

Tbh, I'm quite bored myself
Oh well, meeting my wife tomorrow at the reddit meet

>>149157140
This. Should've played at least a test in Ireland, same timezone pretty much the same weather

tomorrow is a new day

>>149156903
Fun fact this is the only flag with triception the Dutch flag is embedded in the Orange Free State flag.

South Africa aren't even good at cricket lol what happened ausbros?

Which team winning, benefits Pakistan more?
I reckon south Africa

>>149157159
not an excuse fella, it’s becoming a trend for us to shit the bed in the first match of a series. We should have been better prepared for this.

>>149157196
>t. zacki the paki

Where did England finish on the table for this WTC?

>>149157039
I would consider it almost certain

>>149157203
I blame the IPL

>>149157194
i read that Natal threatened to leave unless the Union Jack was included. so just making it really small (as opposed to Australia's cuckstamp), flipping it horizontally, and outnumbering it with Boer republic flags was a clever compromise.

>>149157204
sherlock holmes over here

>>149157203
So that means the Aussie will schedule some FC tour games for the Ashes next summer down under?

>>149157209
they finished 2nd but got demoted for all their rampant cheating (timewasting)

mental how bavuma (would love to not be bummed, nor get bummed by him, but bum him) turned into Sachin Tendulkar at some point over night about two years

india would have won desu baka

Here comes the magic replacement ball!

>>149157209
rent free lol

ooooh BALL CHANGE.
We're on here!

>>149157235
>>149157242
these but sans homo

just found out my uncle died bros
ffs

>>149157256
RIP

>>149157256
sorry to hear that

>>149157233
Time wasting? hmm, classic

>>149157229
Isn’t it up to the touring team to schedule those matches? Every test series should have an fc warm up game in the lead up and another between tests

>>149157224
Afrikaaner nationalists wanted it gone but that flag was originally adopted for the National party got into power.

>>149157242
India got beat 3-0 at home by new zealanders. Or have we all forgotten?

>>149157256
sorry to hear that x
did he live a good life fella¿

lyon has lost all revs on the ball as an off-spinner
should have started doing 20mm max hangs ten years ago

>>149157256
F

>>149157256
rip, did he die goonin'?

>>149157256
On the air India flight?

>>149157275
Yh but they have to be scheduled with the local boards and teams.

>>149157256
Sorry to hear that fren. Sending strength.

>>149157256
RIP, sorry for your loss

>>149157256
sorry to hear mate, tore me up when mine died

>>149157224
While the flag is now considered racist and an apartheid symbol but at one point it was actually very unpopular amongst Afrikaner nationalists and used to protest apartheid. At least according to an article I read ages ago

Reminder it's pronounced SHEDule
Not SKEDule

And if you pronounce it the latter way you are yank brown nosing, Wendy's eating, lost watching, children bombing, golf playing scum

>>149157256
at least he never had to see south africa win a tournament

>>149157324
truly unloved flag, damn.
at the end of the day it's just a rectangular symbol.

>>149157281
Yeah he was cool, always made homebrew gin for christmas and used to make electric boats and go race them in russia and bulgaria. he was a nice fella, loved his criccy. He had an interesting life. will go see my auntie tomorrow and stay the night make sure shes ok

>>149157256
RIP, we're here if you need mate

The Big 3:
New Zealand, Australia, South Africa

I don't think I've seen a saffa duck a ball today. not even little bavuma.

>>149157353
so true

>>149157353
>newzealand

>will go see my auntie tomorrow and stay the night make sure shes ok
you do realise incest is only allowed on Christmas day right?

>>149157341
sounds like he had a great life, fella x

>>149157224
Not sure about Natal but the Union Jack is supposed to represent the provinces under British rule aka Cape provinces and Natal so know idea whether they got uppity as I don’t think they’d have much say in it.
Another fun thing I like about us is what sir Conan Arthur Doyle wrote about the Afrikaners and there is a plaque of it at the Boere War museum in Bloem.

The one guy I play golf with is a Zimbo so he has a British passport and he has been to the imperial war museum and apparently they have plaques with VCs on them and a short story on how the ous earned the VC. Which saddens me because in Joburg we have our war museum and there is a broken display case with two VCs so any mong can go and steal them. Which just shows that if you don’t care neglect follows.

The Boere war museum is run by a society and it is immaculate.

The first to 100 usually wins

my auntie got a dog after her husband died.
and then a few years later took a new bloke in. her son (my cousin) still seethes about it kek.

that was cold icl

solid ton from Markram

>>149157382
my thumb on the right

Can't stand being a macelet what an utterly grire existence

>>149157256
Sorry bro.

>>149157353
reddit: the trio

>>149157397
The sneer of cold command.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1cJlZYu4aM
i love the brothers

Australia could do with a wicket here I reckon

>>149157374
It won't be needed. All the dead guy's mates will be heading over to try and root his wife.

based marky

I'm guessing that's Markram's wife
the one Shaniqua is hugging

Black Country, New Road- Air India Flight 171 is unironically a good song

>>149157424
why the FUCK is she wearing a bandana

>>149157412
runs per over is what matters.

it's mathematically impossible for Australia to win from here

>>149157337
Not him but I imagine a lot of Scots and Welsh don’t like the Union Jack, like I’ve only ever met English people who refer to themselves as Brits and Scots and Welsh people say they are Welsh.

>>149157439
never count the saffas out i suppose

Imagine letting saffers win a final hahahahahahahahahaha

Black Country, New Mace

The Welsh are powerful

>>149157434
maybe she's a hulk hogan fan

>>149157462
so true

nighty night

Why go home?
Why not just complete it tonight?

You know rababa is gagging to get on the bongo
Why extend it for another day?
Australia have already lost

night all

yes Surrey and Sussex are in Wales of course

>>149157442
yes that's a good point. especially in recent decades, people at sporting events stopped flying the Jack at England games. it's the St. George Cross only these days. it is essentially just a rectangular symbol, it arguably has a stronger meaning among unionists in Northern Ireland and Glasgow now these days.
but imo that's what a flag should be. it does have meaning, it's not a boring tricolour of assembled meanings.

>>149157458
Technically you lost against us in two finals.

Mad how they stop play at 6 when it stays light till late in the night

hmmm..were the saffers given the option to extend the session¿ >>149157484
this

would laugh if it rains 3 days in a row now.

>rejects the interview
this guy is fucking cold

Maybe we can poison these blokes overnight get some revenge for the kiwis

>>149157505
bit of light rain overnight.

>>149157502
must be other sports

South Africa dedicate this victory at Lord's to Johnny Bairstow (a victim of Australian cheating)

>>149157504
No chance. They're not gonna score at 10 an over to finish the game in the 6 or 7 overs they would get.

nvm>>149157504
>weather's gotten gloomy says cricinfo

>believing All Blacks lies
Shiggy

they could carry on playing for another 2 hours desu

well done South Africa but this is still a zoomer meme trophy and as others have said they'd lose a series to Australia

>>149157329
Who gives a shit? English is a bastard language anyway, and people only learn it for business purposes. All the words have different pronunciations even if they're spelled the same, because of the immense amount of linguistic rape that occurred on that island over the ages.

>B-B-B-BUD MUH PHRASAL VERBS THAT HAVE LOTS OF DIFFERENT MEANINGS!
No. Garbage language, sorry not sorry.

So, what are we watching now?

>>149157604
he says, in english

how did he know

>>149157609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41-dLH5YqeU

>>149157616
Like you would know anything else

>>149157639
yeah I also know you have a cuckstamp on your flag LMAO

>Hidden behind a paywall
It's like it never happened :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjm2e85xwjk
this mornings kino

I'M ON THE DRUG!!!!!!

I'M THE DRUG!!!!

>>149157655
>I am directly responsible for my countries past achievements
I'm actually related to Machiavelli, who arguably has had a bigger impact on the world than Bongland.

THAT KILLED SHANE WARNE

>>149157732
!!!!!!!!!!!!

sebbo lad the Reality Check gimmick is really really really funny mate. almost as funny as mickspergs posts. keep it going!

I'M ON THE DRUG!!!!!!!!

MEDs+BED=medbedev

WARNIE'S BAKEDBEANS I HAD THE SAME.

>>149157712
>being (allegedly) related to an italian pederast means english is a bad language
you don't only (literally) consume shit, you spout it too

>>149157783
but then the shadow people leave me

FEELIN REAL SILLY LADS!!!!!!!!!!

>>149157827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLRGzg3Jy4M
Order a prozzy lad its what gaddafi would do

It is simply in my Welsh DNA to be pro-palestine
I cant change, even if wanted to

Cant help but think this is a cruel trick Aus are playing on us. Getting our hopes up, pretending to be down and out, only to crush us tomorrow

>>149157952
i would fucking well hope so cunt

ew unathletic welsh dna

Ran out of kids to bomb in Gaza so they had to slaughter a few in tehran in their beds to make up the difference

I don't think any team in the history of cricket has taken 8 wickets for 69 runs

>>149157987
Colin Jackson (a true god fearing Welshman) would like a word

Nothing unathletic about Welsh DNA

>>149158045
Aussies got bowled out for 60 in the Trent Bridge test in 2015, and that's in the covered pitch era

Now it's all kicking off
This is surely a great opportunity for the Welsh to take back Worcestershire and Herefordshire, return them to their rightful owners

>>149158045
>in the history of cricket
think I've been in a couple of u13 matches where that's happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6duNkhANjc
?????????????WILL NOTHING EVER HAPPEN FOREVER?????????????

zachary
rhys
bowen
I mean come on names don't get much more welsh than that do they
if that's not a welshman then neither is Vaughan Gething

Yanks are BEGGING him to do something Right now
''' please Try remove that devilish state Taiwan off the map, can't you see are resources are stretched right now''

My dad has been avoiding watching the test because he believes we’ll lose wickets if he does watch. He actually got kinda emotional (about the possibility of us winning this) and spoke about how Bavuma and Markram have an opportunity to finally right Hansies wrongs. Haven’t seen him this giddy since the 2019 RWC

yanks really want xi to move right now
But he simply does nothing, and wins

The Chinese IQ really is something to behold

''''reee can't you see our resources are stretched, why aren't you trying to take Taiwan''''

Looking forward to the Anglo idiot being fossilized, a museum piece

>>149158354
bless his heart honestly, my terminally ill father couldn't of given less of a fuck and immediately started talking about the chappell-hadlee era when i brought up the current WTC whilst visiting him yesterday LOL.

>>149158473
Im sorry to hear about your father, anon. I hope you guys had a good time yesterday

>>149158354
He sounds like a good sincere man. Shame he felt the Hansies crimes so hard, but thats a part of being a part of a nation, I guess

The only thing higher IQ than a Jew, is. Chinese person

Imagine netanyahu getting trialled for crimes against humanity at the court of beijing 2035

>>149158537
we did brother, making lasting memories and taking loads of pictures together is what its all about, take plenty of pics with your old boys if you've still got em lads you never know when its the last time you will see them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKtZbdLRJk8
in here lads

>>149158632
failed interception play by Israel, Iran has the ball at the 50 yard line.

>>149158632
Whats this? Just the one missile hit?

Iran are problematic because they present an obstacle against bombing kids freely

>>149158803
you cant say that!

>>149158573
>>149158601
I’ll be watching the rest of the test with him tomorrow morning. Looking forward to it.

Anyway lads, hope you all have a lovely rest of the evening (or early morning or midday or whatever). I’ll be back tomorrow. Good luck to the Ausies. Hope theres a bit good cricket ahead

>>149158853
big ups brother

>>149158824
Oh I assure you I can

>israel bombs iran to prevent war they just started
huh.

one day zachy will just stop posting without warning. disappear without a trace

>>149158923
is it officially 'on'?
are Israel and Iran going steady?
hottest new warring power-couple?
surely they don't involve anyone else?

>>149158991
no idea just thought i'd share that witty quip

>>149159027
okay, we will have to patiently wait for the tabloids like all the other goy.

>>149159055
*wait*

SMOKE RISES OVER TEL AVIV

5 million conscripts on their way

>>149158968
good ridance

>>149159270
everyone likes zachy though

>>149157256
Sorry to hear that anon :(

This realm is hell
You just die forever with no understanding of any of it
Working is literally slavery

>>149159287
>>149159301
>samefagging
fooling no one,
>only insults are: ‘fat’ and ‘neek’
lel, i think the lady doth protest too much

>the lady doth
this fat neek thinks he is Shakespeare lmao

reminder neek is used by black grime artists from ''''donedon''''' (certain man's fav city, secretly)

>>149158803
sick of hearing about palestine hopefully they just get wiped out so people can move on desu

>>149159518
that’s because it is Shakespeare you idiot, and you claim to be a public school alumni.

Isreal getting bombed

Iran launching hundreds of missiles

Finally
Some good food

Based Iran about to stand up to globohomo

>>149156857
>>149156892
he's a fantastic bowler
literal tim southee tier captain

he's a good captain but australia don't know how to catch

Do it Iran you cunts
Swarm Israel with 6 million conscripts
Finally destroy the yank menace

Tel aviv getting lit up tonight

Who’s winning

>>149160111
They can move across Iraq but not Syria or Jordan. They don't have the navy to force through to invade from the south. They might use paratroops but they'd need air superiority, which they might get if the Americans stay out of it, which is highly doubtful and they've probably already done the falseflag although last time Trump was in and they assassinated that Iranian general the Iranians retaliated and bombed a US base and Trump did nothing so idk. In any case they're denied air for now.
I don't know how Israel thinks they win this, there's approximately zero chance they can conquer and keep the peace in Iran so that's not it so they've just started a war they can't win so logically they must be playing for a draw (not a loss) and some kind of settlement from the draw. Iran will retaliate until peace is offered and they'll take it

>>149158991
Israel bitched the fuck out of Iran about a year ago by destroying all their air defences
They pretty much did it again and assassinated a whole bunch of high miltiary leadership and nuclear scientists and bombed nuclear testing sites
But this time Iran has gone hog wild on launching missiles at Israel and just sent them all

I don't think anybody else will get involved except maybe America doing limited bombing campaigns. Currently Israel has literal free reign in Iran's airspace so can just bomb whatever

>>149160923
they upscaled what they did to hamas to hezbollah and it worked to completely so it looks like they're doing it again to Iran which is a huge jump in scale
But I'd image they'll just be aiming to paralyses Iran by assassinating their leadership and bombing weapon caches

Khawaja: 0 (20) & 6 (23)

Green: 4 (3) & 0 (2)

Why didn't they just play Konstas? He would have scooped Rabada for at least 20 in both innings before getting out.

>>149160111
How are you going to talk about your kid like that

>kid
FOY

>>149161115
Australia can still win

>>149161025
The regime change in Syria cutoff Hezbos resupply from Iran, that hurt them a lot too

I'm all for getting South Africa's hopes up so it's funnier when their hopes and dream get crushed but this is taking it a bit close

>>149160095
>he's a good captain
no, he isn't.

>>149161471
queem QUEEM haaa x

>>149161707
shut the FUCK up sebbo

>>149158039
whowudda thunk THat's how FAFO should work innit¿

>>149161713
u alri fella¿

yfo m8

heya grimey, chabin' bla x

galaxy brained coin toss call from brapuma, knowing this substandard pitch would perform best in the 4th innings

>mmmmuhhhh muhhh coin tosss
poosies failed at batting fella
not rocket science
plain x

it's not liek you have played ANY ASHES SERIES for UMPTEEN number of years at the very SAME venue aaaammmoirite
if so, one would think that with ALL that experience, one would know how to play in these conditions aaaammmoirite¿??

slips don't usually have to stand up at the stumps at lord's

>>149161115
yeah that was poor selection

how prestigious is the WTC?

its not
made up zoomer title

>>149162002
meme competition, like most cricket competitions
there are only 3 that mean anything
ODI wc, ashes, and pic related

based and oye hoye pilled

the prestigious world test championship
only one of its kind.

quite enjoyed the 3 big rigs in commentary last night making jokes about who was the fattest

https://youtu.be/kWdQI9pZ-BA
based kane strategically placing the remaining strands of hair at the front here

AUostraliAa¿?? moar leik COPEsstraliaaa aaaammmoirite¿ ya, fellas? is this thing on??

>>149162403
allow me to reply to your comment:

tumbla x

why is the fat jeetyank attention seeking again?

1st ashes test team

1. Konstas
2. Owen
3. Patterson
4. Smith (c)
5. Head
6. Webster
7. Carey
8. Cummins
9. Starc
10. Boland
11. Pope

kindly seeking your attention to deez fella

>>149162663
>droppin Hazelwood
...yh nh
it's a non starter for me, won't continue reviewing fella x

>>149162676
how'd he get one big enough

>>149162942
keekKKKK

>>149159735
it's alumnus. alumni is plural. bit of an own goal here

Surely there's a better WK than Carey somewhere in Australia?

He's not a *bad* player, but like, he's not a great keeper or a great batsman, he's mediocre at both. Surely there's someone better?

>>149164023
Inglis is close but Carey always dominates when he plays shield cricket

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DK22IjUBQLr/

fucken get a load of this

carey just never seems "set"
bats well and looks like he's going to have a good innings and then gets out for 40 or 60

>>149164802
really don't like performative modern 'culture' is, especially considering how the digital sphere has caused oversocialisation

>>149164802
phoebe might be my dream girl
cute but not hot enough to the point i have to worry about her
cricket tragic
left hander so handies feel different

>>149164802
the nerve¡ scooping Bumrah is fine and all, but did he even make it to the IPL¿ hello¿ because THat's the level one need to reach for that kinda pageantry. bit too much innit, ya?

>>149166099
I agree; we can all learn something from this.

>>149165350
yep yep, soOOO TRUE fella

>>149166158
x

>>149164614
ummm..u wot moite?

>>149166275
You are one of the most pathetic flagfags I've ever seen btw

>>149162538
WTF
is this real?

/cric/ real quiet today, almost as if the test is over or something

we're all watching the rubgy (league)

waiting for eng v ind me

our lissa

cute

prepping for a night of seethe-posting

resubbed to wow lads

I don't care who wins (since I support England) but I will pretend to be outraged or excessively boastful at the cricket depending on the result because I think it's funny.

saffas win by 4 wickets

just happy I'll be able to watch the grig tonight

so does cric have a big 4 again now? (south africa, aus, india, nz)
or have south africa just replaced one of india/nz as part of the big 3?

watching murderbot. it's not bad. not very good either.

umm .. what's a flagfag fellas¿ asking for a friend x

>>149168311
..yh, big 4..for now

>>149167935
>since I support England

>>149167780
keKkk
GOTTEM
>>149167795
soime soime

YFO mate

gesundheit

Chiefs are gonna pull a South Africa tonight (win)

>>149168427
Yes, mumza's English, so I support them with her

k x

xdx

Did they have rain in London last night?

was raining here so I assume so

>>149168572
>London
which one?

>>149168486
man, i don't miss the head high laws in union
such a soft yellow

.5 xx + c

>>149168660
yeah i have a rule where i stop watching as soon as some bullshit modern day rule fuckery ruins the game, hope the chiefs get up but won't be watching the rest
at least i made it til the last 10 or so mins before having to turn last nights game off

>>149168690
yellow card into maul try
yeah think i'll watch the knights v roosters

>>149168715
The GOATcastle Knights vs Sydney Poosters

reckon we're going to want a quick 8 wickets here

>>149168832
how quick?

>>149168844
about 8 balls I reckon

for me its supporting which ever out come will be most beneficial to the overall health of test cricket

>>149168984
well lucky for you that's exactly the outcome we're gonna get

Just seen this at the local op shop this arvo. Absolutely spewin'.

>>149169145
I don't get it, what is the problem here?

>>149169208
It's a bloody symbol of hate, mate.

>>149169208
things from america sicken me

this is khawja's legacy

Monring all. Went for my long run. Had a breakfast toastie and a brewing some coffee. Build up is on the tv and I’m ready for some cric

>>149169441
>coffee
Disgusting American bean juice.

>>149169224
>>149169259
It's just a bunch of jackets.

chief's won

well done saffa bros, deserve the win. to all the other flags living vicariously through them, you are shit
work just called so ill be in alf if needed

>>149169450
How. Me Chief Stinky Horse smokum peace pipe with New Zealand and drinkum fire water for many moons.

fug need to walk down to the bottleo and get some bevvies before it starts

Watch us fold these fucks and Mgubu or whatever his name is cry

>>149168984
yeah, match abandoned and pitch curators sanctioned

Just got back from the bottleo. A group of kids on bikes called me a fat faggot on the way back.

>In their second innings, the West Indies scored 283 all out with help from Brian Lara (64) and Jimmy Adams (79*). Allan Donald and Richard Snell took 4 wickets each. This left South Africa requiring 201 runs for victory.
>After the loss of two early wickets to Curtly Ambrose, half-centuries from Kepler Wessels (74) and Peter Kirsten (52) steadied the South African innings. However, after Wessels' dismissal to Courtney Walsh, South Africa collapsed from 123/2 to 148 all out as Ambrose (6 wickets) and Walsh (4 wickets) demolished the rest of the batting line-up. Four players were out for ducks, and after Wessels and Kirsten, the next highest score was only 4.

South Africa will be all out for 268.

>>149169518
have faith fren. Ive got 5 hundred riding on this at 3.40

about to watch cricket for the first time in like a year lol

>>149169555
youre not cool just because you like to see us loose

honestly believe since i invented peewee iccint posting they craft their posts to be less insultable

not even worth the trouble of an unofficial stream 2bh
shall just periodically check in with cricinfo

I schooled some convicts last night on the topic of cricket and choking. Now however, is the time for an early wicket in the first 5 minutes for funsies

What's a Convuct?

>>149169590
based lawncunt passing on the missus abuse knowledge

Who needs to leave if we lose:
>Uzzie
>Head
>Hazlewood
>Smudge

I schooled some cunvucts last night un tha tupic uf crucket ind chokung. Now howivar, us tha time for an eerly wucket un tha feerst 5 munuts for funsies

>>149169608
albo

>>149169608
Not really. They should've played a warm up test against Ireland and then maybe a fc against Essex or somebody nearby.
It's not over yet could be a morning collapse

>>149169608
Carey needs to fuck off so we can find someone who can fucken catch and do his job.

I schooled some cunvucts last night un tha tupic uf crucket ind chokung. Now howivar, us tha time for an eerly wucket un tha feerst 5 munuts for funsies

>>149169608
The XI for the Windies should be

Konstas
Weatherald
Inglis
Smith
Head
Webster
Carey
Cummins
Starc
O'Neill
Kuhnemann

>>149169632
Not seeing my main man Marn there

CARN STRAYA

>>149169640
He's 12th man.

>>149169574
personally don't care for either team just have nothing else to do tonight

>>149169631
>>149169612
KEK

im just glad bavuma wont get a ton

change of strategy today lads: 15 overs from hazleplod

>>149169663
he can certainly get a tom in that booty

give marno a bowl

Business idea: Cheat, perhaps by using some kind of abrasive material to alter the state of the ball to make it reverse swing

GIVE BOONIE A BOWL

Why is his ARSE so big

sprinters bum

>>149169632
don't blood in weatherald, he's 30 already
play connolly

>>149169678
Would a mintie work?

business idea: score some runs?

Is an ass part of a leg for LBW purposes? Can Bavuma block every single shot with his ass to bring glory for club and country?

arse*

>>149169710
If the ball lodges between his cheeks does it count as a catch if Carey plucks it out?

GOONE GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING PRICK WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

>>149169710
whole body is considered for LBW
tendulkar got out LBW one time when he was hit on the shoulder (he ducked one that kept low)

if you catch the ball with your arse it's like hitting you're own wickets you're out

>>149169732
Why did you make this post

>>149169732
Did not enjoy this lad, please refrain in future

>>149169746
>>149169746
>>149169746
state

ITS FUCKING OURS I NEVER DOUBTED

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH
FUCK THE FUCK OFF YOU FAT ARSE FUCKING CUNT

>>149169746
nevermind

>>149169726
Dead ball

GONE
GOTTEM
BOUNCE THAT BUNDA BACK TO PAVILION

thiccboibros...

>>149169749
umad?

Work just called lads, they said I can have today off

>>149169632
Is there anyone who knows how to keep wickets properly?

>>149169761
No actually, I am currently VERY pleased with this turn of events, thankyou friend

>>149169758
dead ball? so an extra four runs to england?

jeets on r/cricket want us to lose so badly.

>>149169781
so maybe we should win

We are about to witness the biggest poolapse in history to mark the great Australian triumph over the black man

if Saffas lose another one soon they will unironically lose the test

ONE BRINGS TWO LADS
ONE BRINGS TWO

>wife wants to go out for dinner
>going to miss the saffa poolapse

>>149169793
You all said the same about Aus putting up a 200+ lead

Just let the bull take her to dinner instead so you can watch the cricket

>>149169799
THEY DON'T WANT IT LADS.

>>149169800
Your fault for not making it clear in the marriage contract

What's the Over/under for an aussie Story or NOG?

>stubbs
went to school with him. nice kid but gets too nervous in these big moments

just realised that every woman i could in theory be interested in has had social media and/or a smartphone for more than half her life. in other words, it was always joever before it even began
south africa to win by 3 wickets

The new ball will save us, have faith

>>149169812
will ask warner who he recommends lad

>>149169827
Do you think his eyes being so far apart helps or hinder his ability to track a ball?

too many old cunts in our team that are losing their ability to sprint and dive in the field

not a bad shot

dios mio...

ultimately australia are going to want more wickets here while restricting south africa from scoring more runs

>>149169800
Ask here where you should go and you'll never have to leave.

Corr those saffer snowbunnies...

What's the gameplan for today lads?

>>149169824
The last wicket partnership won the story already.

I will never forgive Khawaja for this. He averages 28 from 26 innings, he should have voluntarily given up his spot as he knows he is simply incapably of playing the moving ball.

Whose winning the moral victory though?

BAZ IT SAFFABROS

>>149169895
Sorry bud, this test is going to day 5

>>149169892
Quite selfish, really. He clearly cares more about himself than the team or country. He should be removed from the team on that basis alone.

>>149169878
and what about the NOG criteria?

Yeah, I'll take a wicket now please and thank you

had an absolute gutfull. sick of it, sick of everything

chin up lad

here's my impression of a pozzie when they're losing at the cricket

.................

If Aus don't get a wicket soon I will be left with no choice but to start blog posting

if this south african batter lost his legs i guess you could call him stubbs ha ha

>>149169949
if he created really short articles on wikipedia he'd be called Stubs

>>149169949
>>149169958
British humour is too highbrow for me, I don't get it.

if this south african batter what a sheep with a real name i guess you could call him markram ha ha

There something quintessentially American about stand-up comedy. I don't like it.

>>149169976
>if this south african batter what a sheep
You've lost me once again.

Kinda wish it was still our first innings and day 2 and we were chasing 350 and the score just gently keeps ticking over at a tad under 3 rpo while I get progressively more tipsy on this beautiful sunny saturday

we'll have a review mate

what a stupid review.

>>149169994
scenes of blissful heaven that

unbelievable pooview lmao

Tim Paine, now there was a captain.

A desperate pooview. The pozzies are desperate.

>>149169994
You are of better character the me. I would just care about winning the damn thing m8.

>>149170007
compared to cummins, yes

hmmm, not sure about that one pat

my uncle calls him poofter pat

if australia can get seven wickets here while limiting south africa to zero or perhaps seven runs they can achieve victory

Whats the kinoest way of dismissal and why is it Run Out

>>149170033
for me, it's hit wicket

>>149170033
retard, it's hit wicket.

>>149170033
love a run out

For me, it's the humble stumping.

>>149170033
Boku ni ha, Mankading desu

>>149170048
for me it's caught

clean bowled will always be the best, just a shame all the electrics stop the stumps from properly cartwheeling nowadays

>>149170048
kek

>>149170048
>>149170062
greatest nation on earf

obviously its when it goes BA-DUNK

>>149170048
>>149170062
Cant believe englel were like “we should get one of those okes to teach us how to play cricket”

>>149170082
i miss reverse swing
its so kino

>>149170063
based clean bowled enjoyer

Australia cant win this, but SA can easily still lose this

>>149170089
fucking australian bowls, looked absolutely soulless when it panned out to the sea of nobody in the stands

>>149170090
THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

>>149170033
Whatever this method is called

>>149170033
Least kino is caught

>>149170101
They should be given an extra wicket unironically

brain herniating out my skull with this stubbs' innings

>>149170048
sorry meant to post

>>149170100
UR MOM DOESNT MAKE SENSE

>>149170087
>cameras are in 8K ultra megadeath
>England and Pakis suddenly stop being able "reverse swing" the ball.

Classic pozzie tactics of trying to change the narrative because they are losing.

>>149170089
I'm still infuriated by Smith lazily taking singles instead of just going for boundaries to win it himself in one over.

>>149170120
>australia get caught using sandpaper
>overnight every nation on earth forgets how to get the ball to reverse

>>149170113
haha when Will Young's mates told him to "go out there and bat like Ross Taylor" I don't think this is what they meant haha

darts on in half an hour lads

>>149170108
magnificent test cricket play from the lad

>>149170154
buy a vape lad, healthier

South Africa winning is a bad thing because it will just enforce the idea that race quokkas work.

>>149170108
get a craniotomy stat hahaha x>>149170154
†farts

>>149170154
what tournament is it? don't mind a bit of darts

or maybe that australia is so shit they lost to a team that hamstrings its selection via quokkas

world cup of darts >>149170169

>>149170169
world cup of darts, australia has a team and all
a shit team but they're there

>>149170169
>>149170178
†farts

line... and length

>>149170178
>>149170179
crips, don't suppose heta is in?

i'm going to start tagging posts like this from now on >>149170178

typical pozzies trying to act nonchalant when they lose

pathetic, sad and extremely transparent

Give me one good reason why the final isn't a series.

Sad to see a certain man is still using a VPN to try to farm more (You)s and respect from his peers.

>>149170189
x

it makes no sense to read the post number first >>149170178 >>149170188

>>149170187
yep, just watched the replay of him play

certainly makes your message stand out a bit >>149170200

>>149170178
>>149170188
>>149170200
don't like this, looks untidy, knock it off

no >>149170212

use it all >>149170209 the time pal >>149170200

>Last 10 ov (RR): 20/1 (2.00)
choke is ON fellas

meant for >>149170214 >>149170194

YFO

>>149170208
noice guess I'll go triple view with cric, alf and darts

morons, lowbrow morons

I would appreciate a QRD >>149170197

how many snacks are you allowed to bring on field?

So the darts... which streaming service do I need to trial?

pozzies = fairweather

Finals decided by series is an abhorrent yank behaviour >>149170194

Meh, I like it for boreball

>>149170244
vipleague, but it only works in the pm

This shit pitch and shit English weather ruined the final. Play it in Australia or South Africa and you'll get a definitive result without le """""""""""""""drama""""""""""""""

>>149170242
i used to go out with full pockets of gummy snakes

Question for cricket knowers

Why do batspeople say 'is that middle', 'is that leg please' etc. to the ump at the start of their innings

Stubbs reminds me a bit of a young hugo weaving

this reminds me of that aussie lad who posted vocaroos of himself replying to posts, calling out each post number verbally as he went

>>149170251
Cricket isn't soccer. One-offs are disgusting for Test cricket.

>>149170194
the off chance that nz ever make it again, we're unable to play more than 2 tests and you can't just have a 2 test "series" for a final

>>149170266
no one in this thread would ever get that wrong fella apart from maybe the resident redditor who hates cricket

We'll have a review thanks.

call the pooview

Another desperate pooview.

>>149170242
As much as you can fit in your pocket or convince the umpire to hold for you.

STUBBED OUT HIS FLAME

kek the pozzies are fuming

should the British Isles (pic) continue to host neutral venue tests?

GONE GOTTEM

POOLAPSE INCOMING

aus are actually winning this kek

GONE FUCK OFF

TIME FOR A POOLAPSE

IMMINENT WORLD CHAMPIONS

BASED

GOTTEM GOWNE

>>149170305
This should be the OP of the new thread

weerk jest celled

CHOKE IS ON TO THE TUNE OF
https://youtu.be/4SsTQYlpKtM

>>149170305
Turn the Falklands into Cricket Island™

SIX TO GO

>>149170305
Anything to stop it being played in India or some middle east shithole.

i like the idea of neutral venue tests

>>149170194
Logistical nightmare. One neutral game is difficult enough for cricket

ONE DUCK AND THE CHOKE IS CERTAIN

It's over

Durham's Brave David Bedingham

AND ANOTHER!

Do you think you could fill a ground for all fifteen days of a 3 test series in England when England aren't playing? (lets just assume bindia isn't playing)

>>149170194
If you make it a series, it's gotta be 3 tests. And three tests is too much for the BCCI to cut down the bullshit t20 circus.

Is David Bedingham related to David Beckham?

this Mark Ram fellow is gonna finished stranded on 145* , it will completely mind break him and he'll never score another hundred in his career

WTCF should be played at the previous winners home IF they didn't qualify otherwise it should be put to tender

It's over for seth chokefrica

Is David Bedingham related to David Bedingfield?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWd9BpT5ips

>>149170357
THE WICKETKEEPER HAS GOT CRICKET PIE ALL OVER HIS WHITES

South Africa dangerously close to losing the narrative of the day

is the test championship trophy is more prestigious than the ODI world cup

>>149170373
I think this was a based idea, imagine the India Australia one at Hagley Oval.

Otherwise I'm happy to keep it in England since I genuinely think they'll never qualify.

WTC
>three tests (3)
>Lords
>MCC
>Dharmashala

plain x

>>149170380
I can't believe I'm not the only one who thought this. Are they both related to Natasha Bedingfield?

NATHAN LYON'S GOT A HAT-TRICK ON PETER SIDDLE'S KID'S BIRTHDAY

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>>149170391
>>149170391


youre welcome >>149170322

yeah nice gaz

>>149170384
"Yes"

>>149170384
ODI WC > WTC > Dogshit > Brainlet Bash final > T20 WC > IPL faggot shit

How can you watch the IPL? The venues look like they stink so bad. It's fucking disgusting.

South Africa on the ropes here

>>149170322
>not doing the "watch me lose" edition right before Starc rampages
Pityfull

>There will be dancing in the streets of South Africa?

Will be? Keep me posted >>149170609
>>149170414

the real winner? test cricket

The real winner: /matchies/

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