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Santos Day Edition
SCHEDULE
Today (13/06)
>URY116:00 Montevideo City Torque x Progreso
18:15 Plaza Colonia x Cerro
>COPA COLOMBIA22:00 Boca Juniors de Cali x Atlético Bucaramanga
>BRA219:00 Vila Nova FC x América Mineiro
21:35 Paysandu SC x Botafogo-SP
>CHL121:00 Deportes Limache x Unión La Calera
Tomorrow (14/06)
>URY111:00 Miramar Misiones x Juventud de Las Piedras
14:30 Boston River x Danubio
17:30 Racing de Montevideo x Nacional
20:00 Defensor Sporting x Liverpool UY
>COPA COLOMBIA17:00 Boyacá Chicó FC x Deportivo Cali
22:10 Atlético Cali x Deportivo Pasto
>BRA216:00 CRB x Goiás
18:30 Athletico x Remo
20:30 Athletic Club x Operário-PR
>CHL113:30 Palestino x Deportes La Serena
16:00 Universidad Católica x Huachipato
UTC-3
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Previous thread:
>>149142646
This thread is now gato caca
>folklore
>Ramón Díaz
>CELULARES
i don't get it
It's already 4pm and Vasco da Gama hasn't celebrated the posthumous birthday of Fernando Pessoa neither solidarity for Israel, I'm concerned
What is this animal called in your language anon? Would you want one of these based furry frens as a pet?
silencio
Montevideo City Torque is playing
>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [1] - Progreso 0
>>149159395Nao impedimento
>>149159297we call it 'pizda'
>new thread
>gatoschizo shows up
>some gypsy as well
>>149159477i am 1/3 colombian
I’m fucking a gorda tonight
>>149159583how much did she pay you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSNRaHH8mQ
>Gareca: Chile played well at times vs. Ecuador, vs. Argentina, vs. Paraguay...I don't deny that the results are bad. I'm not objecting to the poor efficiency. If you ask why I'm still here, it's because I like the players, I like the challenge. How long ago has Chile not gone to the world cup? What year are we in? ...Well, that's fine. In this process, that I didn't start, I continued...Chile gets less points at time goes on. During all these 10 years, there have been managers here. I'm not going to contradict you, you said facts. I simply don't agree that they play badly the whole time.
>>149159583nice, fat girthy cocks are the best
>Fans in the US, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico and Canada lead the way for tickets purchased, with the UK 11th on that list
you guys are really taking this Cuck World Cup seriously, huh?
>stopping your season for the Cuck World Cup
mega cucks aha
>>149159824Latine America has a serious problem with self-affirmation.
They start ovulating when they come up against a European team.
>go away for like 30mins
>NOTHING HAPPENS
i luv you uruguayao serie a
Alina Moine is hot and I would have sex with her
we don't even care about this tournament but we'll still blatter you. we're like the bull fucking your wife. you love her but to us she's just another hole yet she still won't touch your pp and respects us way more. aha cucks
>>149159887>livercuck posted by the conmebol cock and ball cucksaha fits perfectly like the condom i don't wear while i blatter your wife
your federation conmebol sounds like cock and ball torture than is. criiiinge
>>149159852as opposed to brazilians that ovulate 24/7 the whole year round just in case
>>149159583here is your gorda
but you have farts by the million
'cause you've got those beans and rice (ashamed about it)
born under a green flag with a bean fart in your ass
how many times did you shamefully have to exchange your thirdie peso for the mighty USD?
>>149159824I think it's just because there are a lot of spics in memerica
Remember the golden law of /colapib/
No le respondan
>PER1
UTC 0 - Atlético Grau [1]
it's friday the schizos are out in full force
>>149159994>might usdthis makes trump seethe
>>149160001even from as far down as bra and arg? hmm not sure
>>149159935No, you're confusing Brazil with the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. Their women ovulate all month long!
How can you confuse Brazil with Nigeria? They're two completely different countries.
>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [2] - Progreso 0
>URU1
Montevideo City Torque 2 - Progreso [1]
Palmeirasbros, how many will he score against us?
>>149160069If only you knew...
>>149160101>Their women ovulate all month long!Imagine the smell
>>149160205That's the joke
we're not even sending out best teams. we're sending salzburg and porto and benfica and even chelsea shouldn't be in there. we're definitely not trying so why do you care? cuckoldry? kkkkkkkkkk
>>149160235being black is no joke bro
imagine losing to the likes of benfica - not even our best teams. what is this new cuckoldry? jajajajaja
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>chiringuito viejos meados are fascist
>>149160317>jajajajaTurn off the vpn and get the fuck out of my thread poser
>>149160338it's poseur you absolute poseur
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkk
>>149160322kinda based ngl
just a reminder that if you do beat chelsea or city i'm gonna act like i don't care
>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [3] - Progreso 1
>>149160429>Botafogo>PachucaHehe
I'm gonna watch an Urusei Yatsura episode, wish me luck.
>>149160385I will only let you do that with one of the teams, no mixed double shirted supporters allowed
>>149160351Va te faire foutre avec ton “poseur” de merde, espèce d’enfoiré
>>149160429r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anlp0M8qAuQ
Progreso double yellow card (red card) against Montevideo City Torque
>>149160437what's his problem
>'Posso ouvir o barulho dos mísseis lá fora', diz prefeito de Macaé abrigado em bunker em Israel
Why tf the Macaé mayor is in Israel?
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>>149160721Why do you think?
just...one...more...meet...
>>149160721Some politicians from Rio de Janeiro were invited to go to Israel.
They were going to visit an Israeli municipalities fair and also negotiate cooperation on security questions (ironic)
>>149160775Well, one of those places is definitely safer than the other.
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>>149160781haha... yeah...
>>149160783I will be quite honest with you and tell you that I don't know how dangerous Macaé is at the moment. I know that towns in the nearby Região dos Lagos have been getting unsafe in recent years because of the expansion of facções
>>149160069>even from as far down as bra and arg? hmm not sureohh sweet summer child
>>149160781even panama /biz/ anon will survive yey
>URU1
Plaza Colonia [1] - Cerro 0
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>tell firstie boss today there is two holidays coming up next week
>okay buddy enjoy your rest :)
What is Chile's stance on the jewish question?
UTC red card against Atlético Grau
how do you get a firstie boss?
>>149160961What's Ja Rule's stance on the Jewish question?
>>149160961jewish niggas can't be trusted
>>149160971WHERE IS JA SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF THIS
>>149161002safe and sound giving a blowjob to his rabbi at the pink house
>PER1
UTC 0 - Atlético Grau [2]
>search for uruguayan flag hashtag on tiktok
>all girls look the same
>>149160945I get four days off cuz the weekend and two days they owe me from my vacations.
>Christopher Olivares
Atlético Grau missed penalty against UTC
>>149161041>tiktokI'm calling the FBI.
>>149161100i-is tiktok ilegal now?
>URU1
Plaza Colonia 1 - Cerro [1]
>>149161258Mundiales de Clubes gets canceled because of WW3
>>149161442WW3 was orchestrated by Roman so Boca has more time.
>>149161548They started this war because they fear Riber
which club should I support as a Jewish man?
>>149161734>burns children alive>wants more money than the others because they're the master race>lies and plays retard when it's convenientflamengo
>>149161805flamengo may be black, poor, ugly, northeastern favelados, but they're not child molesters
Which one of our players gets deported by the ICE mid tournament?
>>149161734Some big club of Buenos Aires
>>149161891Bruno Henrique
>URU1
Plaza Colonia 1 - Cerro [2]
>>149160166Richard Rios is going to break his leg because he doesn't have Otamendi and De Paul to bodyguard him.
>>149161991we can only hope
>>149161956take it you need it
>URU1
Plaza Colonia [2] - Cerro 2
>>149161999https://youtu.be/dq5EXBrVEg0?t=25
>>149159824>he don´t knowA column in UOL, written by Milton Neves, featured an informal poll with the following statement:
“Would you rather see your team win a state championship today or the Brazilian national team triumph in the World Cup?”
The result was quite clear:
Around 97.6% of internet users answered that they would rather see their own club win a state championship - even before the Brazilian national team wins the World Cup.
In other words, almost all the fans who took part in the poll said that their local team winning championships such as Paulistão, Carioca, Mineiro etc. gives them more joy than the Seleção winning the World Cup.
>>149162032these two countries should just kiss already, buncha heated homos
>>149162077>Would you rather see your team win a state championship today or the Brazilian national team triumph in the World Cup?”>The result was quite clear:>Around 97.6% of internet users answered that they would rather see their own club win a state championship - even before the Brazilian national team wins the World Cup.I'll never forget when Tevez played for Corinthians, when a bunch of Corinthians fans wore a shirt that was half Argentinian and half Corinthians.
>>149162122the day corinthians became half white
>>149162081i like them too but im sorry Coquimbo bros, imma need those points on Sunday
>>149162077That's crazy actually
>>149162139Not so fast, you didn´t know from wich part of Argentina.
>>149162077source? i think it's bullshit
>COL2
Real Soacha 0 - Atlético Huila [1]
Remember when Carlitos had that gay ass windmill punches ass fight in a cortinas training? Good times
>>149162163The average Brazilian football fan is braindamaged, and basically they believe that the national team is corrupted by international money from Nike and player managers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF-g6aUBuU0
>>149162250https://www.uol.com.br/esporte/colunas/milton-neves/2024/12/14/voce-prefere-ver-seu-time-campeao-estadual-ou-a-selecao-campea-mundial.htm?utm_source=chatgpt.com
it´s not
>>149162245This shirt was created after Boca eliminated Palmeiras from the Libertadores twice, then about 4 years later Boca won the most stolen Libertadores over Corinthians and literally the whole country was spaming this shirt for the average Gamba.
>>149162280>E tenho a sensação de que aproximadamente 97,6% dos internautas vão responder que preferem ver seu time ganhando uma Copinha ou até mesmo um clássico do que a seleção o Mundial.it seems that this is just the columnist's opinion
i can't find the poll
>>149162312I am at least 97,6% of all copalib personalities and I hold that opinion.
>>149162312isso é um prompt com o resultado amigo.
Antigamente tinha a enquete kek
>COL2
Real Soacha [1] - Atlético Huila 1
>>149162338sure thing levi
stop spreading lies
>>149162263https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzjBA3krtc
This meme of meu palmeiras make a lot of people butthurt as fuck
>>149162374>velho cascando o bico>todo mundo vaiando>mulher xingando de vagabundo>o dono do vídeo butthurt nível caio ribeiro
Isso aqui é a pura essência palestrina, uma torcida vibrante e coesa
was pele pro iran or pro isreal?
>>149162528Pelé was a certified goy, of course he was an honorary jew
>>149162516Damn, that's a lot of gostosas
>there might be a world war
>im just worried about having sex and Vitoria scoring
>>149162581it's only natural
I hope there is a world war to distract us from our humiliation in the cwc
>>149162516>all white, educated and physically fitI now am in full support of Palmeiras in the following CWC. It is time for them to take home the Walt Disney World Orlando Resort trophy.
>>149162598Riober or Bova?
>>149162581I'm just concerned about how much further Chile will go down. Will they keep calling up Vidal?
>>149162516kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCXu9OaYVyw
why do argenflacos travel with their italian passports and not their argentine one
do the athletes do that too?
>>149162675If I had a first world passport I would obviously prioritize it.
>>149162690I mean it’s not like you are from Somalia or Iran, is it really that hard to travel to the US with argentine passport?
>DEIXA DEIXA DEIXA EU DIZER O QUE PENSO DESSA VIDA PRECISO DEMAIS DESABAFAR
>*brazilian beats intensify*
could you beat her in a 1v1?
>>149162516>>149162672Palmeiras fans are literally the worst fans in the universe.
They always have a song for everything, they're obsessed with fucking Palmeiras, they want to beat up players in the street, they're extremely violent, they hate being made fun of just as much as they make fun of their opponents.
Palmeiras is almost the center of the universe for a palmeiras fan.
I'm a Corinthiano and I hate all pigs.
>>149162728A friend of mine tried to get a visa to watch Fluminense and was refused because he lives in a rented house instead of having his own home.
>>149162672civilized whitemenguistas just cringing at palmeme customers
>>149162731She missed fucking retarded monkey bitch.
>>149162748As if the Corinthians fans weren't just as shit.
>>149162731What does that ball look ai generated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0fRh7NFOUU
>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro 0 - Quilmes [1]
You can't suffer in Italy.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKjQFSFsAH9/
>CHI1
Limache goal anulated against Unión La Calera
>>149162785That’s why it’s important to get it when young and you can use your parents when u first get it
Renewing it isn’t much harder
>COL2
Real Soacha 1 - Atlético Huila [2]
>>149162924Another one.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI6VtlGtJEp/
>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro [1] - Quilmes 1
>>149162961>>149162924Can the chileanon convert these in wembs? I kinda don't want to open shitsgratam
And I'm lazy
>>149162961>You must be 18 years old or over to see this video
>>149162982Don't do it benigno, these vermin don't deserve to enter paradise.
>>149162992Fuck you pelotudo
>>149163002Comeme los dos huevos pendejo down.
>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro [2] - Quilmes 1
>>149161734Club Atlético Atlanta
>>149162516So called free thinkers when the gates are open
>>149163245me, an intellectual, would stay outside the stadium, I'm not gonna follow the cattle like another sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21tVgzbqd70
>>149163547For me, it's Jamelão Arponza.
>>149163245>you enter stadiums through the front door? you pleb, I paraglide right into the middle of the field landing at double the speed recommended, breaking every bone in my body.
Hincha: ya está, el hincha de Boca te pide que te vayas, tomate el palo Riquelme...
Colorada: no nada que ver, nada que ver, no nada que ver, se gana y se pierde pero a Boca se lo alienta siempre, aguante Juan Roman Riquelme, acá el problema son los hinchas que en vez de alentar...
Hincha #2: andate a la mierda Román, andate a la mierda Negro De Mierda
Colorada: Negro?!!! ven, eso es, la gente que putea a Roman es la que es capaz de decirle Negro De Mierda a alguien, aguante Boca hay que alentar a Boca siempre y a los que les parece que es un insulto decirle Negro a Roman les digo aguante Riquelme!!!
>CHI1
Limache 0 - Unión La Calera [1]
>>149164096esto si es kino, compadres
>>149159976Kek
The skinny one with a big butt
>>149160101Everybody in africa hates nigeria
(I am exaggerating but you get the idea)
https://youtu.be/SebEXKUf09o
>>149161805The third one is every argieteam
>>149162077*he doesnt know
>>149162280This was probably taken by trolls
>>149162581This but i dont think i will have sex
>>149164693It's not my obligation or that of anon to be able to speak a second language.
Anyone who corrects English without being English or American is a cuck.
>>149164623He is back (only to go away again)
>>149164747*or of that anon
>>149164791life comes at you fast
>>149164835A forma correta é:
"It's not my obligation or that of anon to be able to speak a second language."
Por quê?
A estrutura correta aqui exige o uso do "that of" para evitar repetição e manter a clareza.
"my obligation" = substantivo com pronome possessivo.
Ao se referir à obrigação de outra pessoa, usamos:
"that of [someone]" = a obrigação daquela pessoa.
A segunda frase:
"It's not my obligation or of that anon..."
Está gramaticalmente incorreta porque omite o substantivo "obligation" depois de "of", e quebra a paralelidade da construção.
Quer corrigir e nem sabe kek
Tipico
I am important and my opinion matters.
>>149164908but I come faster
>>149163667That smile is worth protecting.
Take care of him BRo....
>>149164912This reeks of AI
>>149162516this is a stadium tour, not a matchday...
>>149164990>and here we have the uuhh, stadium>...>well I hope you enjoyed the tour
>COPA COLOMBIA
Boca Juniors de Cali 0 - Atlético Bucaramanga [1]
>>149165057>amd this corner is where domingos tried to murder diego costa in the 2009 paulistao final.both were ejected btw
>>149165189kek arena wtorre(tm) didn't even exist in 2009
>>149165252What music is he dancing to, copalib?
>>149165252that can't be real
>>149165057yes, it's silly and people unironically pay for this
I assume the target audience are mainly children who don't live in the city
>>149165269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHcEmdNHHN0
>>149162731Id get too hard in front of her, get humiliated, go home and masturbate from embarrassment
>>149165252Anon is this madness real?
>>149165269La cumbia de los trapos (travestis)
>>149163245>>149163607You guys sure are funny
Which european coach should we bring for the olympic team? I am torn between Klopp and Unai Emery
>>149166077Ednaldo would have gotten us Gardiola
I leave in the morning to a new freshly baked thread, I come back after 12 fucking hours and you guys didn't even reach the bump limit? what, are we out of stock on beans?
Your honest thoughts on cuiaba
>>149166487if it was truly born in 2001 then it's based
How much weaker is River without Franco Mastodonte?
>>149166506I did that too
>>149166606They wouldnt beat belgrano at home
>>149166487i hate their colors and i was content for a moment that they'd be relegated until mirassol came around and was promoted in the same season with the exact same colors and with an unwillingness to be relegated. fuck those guys.
good thing the seleção never fell for the yellow and green meme
Canr believe indiana did that to me
>>149166673That’s a big brain
>>149165269https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJYP8QvLvw
>>149166611yeah but you're black
>>149165057I've seen women go to la bombonera, steal some grass and put it in their panties
>>149166673esse cara treina na bibliocheca
I bless the rains down in argentina
>>149165252South africa is going to fuck your ass
>>149167251thank you friend, it's raining right now
>>149162280>utm_source=chatgpt.com
three hundred million farts are loaded
pelé cries take aim
better fart through the jungle
Onyango bros, 4 more years and we pass fabio
BOCABOCABOCASAOPAULOSAOPAULOSAOPAULOPALMEIRASPALMEIRASPALMEIRASBOCABOCABOCA
even gods fear the deep fart
I wonder what colapinto is doing now
Kek cant believe inter miami is playing this
If america mex had beaten lafc, the only co tinent without its biggest winner would be south america.
>about to fall asleep
>huge fucking spider crawls out of the window frame next to my bed
nightmare fuel
>>149167997That's no spider anon, it's a meteorite!
remember spiders keep you safe from bugs and just chill in the corner while you sleep, we never crawl into people's mouths or anything
I already introduced your friend to Dr. Patita, don't make have to get up twice
Biggest absences at the cwc
1 penarol
2 independiente
3 sao paulo
4 Pai Roger Machado de Assis
Buenos días copa libertadores general
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>>149169437>no Bahia in the list
>>149170385>149170385The guy who took inter from the sewer to liberttadores? The one who qualified in the group of death?
Reminder inter is the official candomble team
They made a macumba against fucking bahia of all teams
So it is fitting they hire a pai de santo as the coach
Axé, inter!
wake up babe, new forced meme just dropped
Reality is now "a forced meme"
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Meanwhile, Peñarol won Super Rugby Americas final over Dogos. 35-34.
i think brazil is gonna win this world cup honestly
the whole thing about them being shit at qualifiers then winning the world cup kinda follows
I had a wet dream and soiled 5 layers of colchas. I'm not gonna wash them btw.
>>149171827vamos boca btw
a gazelinha acordou cedo no sábado
>>149166673cacete, o megamente existe!!
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bom chia copalib
>>149172716Perro triste :(
why is River sabotaging that kid Mastodon in this prestigious CWC event? Let him move on and market himself with the bigger team, this is what you do with your kids, eventually comes a time when they become a man and you have to let them spread their wings and fly their own direction
>wake up and notice it was raining during the night so I took an extra hour to sleep
>walk perro and smoke vela
Such is life eh
una vez le hice el amor
a un brazuca con botines
>>149173965Quieres hasarle el amor a un colombiano puto puto?
Decime que si argentino divino
GERALDO WOLVERINE APOIA JAIR BOLSONARO 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ryg0OhmnI
you're farting, you're smelling
and I can see the shame in your eyes
'cause everyone is farting and I just wanna eat the beans
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have you ever eaten a pitanga?
A mídia paulista orgulhosa tá caladinha que o centro financeiro do futebol tem apenas um time no mundial enquanto o Rio tem 3 KKKKKKKKKKKK
paulista é carioca que fala meo
>>149174760I wanna lick her navel
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ayudame
>let's try a more spontaneous one, anon
Messi and Suarez gonna lose to some random egyptians today
niggas are freaking out over how handsome tucumono Correa is
I've seen 3 posts about it already
I always thought Angel was his brother wtf
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why is ge like this
>>149175309lol, lmao even
I need the saars OP pics from Qatar. I want to prepare something for tonight but I can’t find them anywhere. Do you guys have any?
gonna download call of duty black ops fuck yeah
>>149175729and me making my own honey/basil soap
>>149175817what's wrong with regular beans soap?
>>149175828 I harvested my beans yesterday, they're drying in the oven
>>149174969let's try not having tatuagem you dirty ass whore
>>149175857>I harvested my beans yesterdayThis is what a trad bahiana gf does in a weekend.
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>>149176117Yeah, thank you. I remember there was a folder with all of them
>>149176595Smells like a DoA project. the mickey mouse CWC isn't anywhere close to the actual WC.
>>149173871Look at the way this young woman is dressed. Trikaschizo was right once again.
>>149175620https://postimg.cc/gallery/dwfpW44
>>149175620All ,except the armed version of the Based Greco did
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>>149175715hoy y siempre pá
>Almost 100 years of professional football
>only non buenos aires teams that managed to win a tournament are nob and central
Why are the other teams so shitty
>URU1
Boston River 0 - Danubio [1]
>CHI1
Palestino [1] - La Serena 0
>CHI1
Palestino [2] - La Serena 0
>CHI1
Palestino red card against La Serena
>>149177424We must do the same to every enemy of Palestine
>>149176737Thank you saar
>>149177424>me in the back lurking /pol/
>CHI1
Palestino 2 - La Serena [1]
>URU1
Danubio second yellow card (red card) against Boston River
>>149160781Very convenient radius
>>149175309Arrasca is a monster, Vitor Roque not even titular.
>>149160781I will house any japanese cuties looking for asylum.
>Davo Xeneize and La Cobra are Boca icons today
>URU1
Boston River [1] - Danubio 1
listen thirders we just don't care about your CWC we just don't hahahaha
>PER1
Melgar 0 - Sport Boys [1]
>>149178214>argentinian brain>brazil brain
I hope none of you guys here work for [[[Globant]]]
dubs
you can't say dubs anymore without triggering the filters?
porra na cueca time if de_dust2
What's the matter with that word?
>Fluminense informa que Soteldo foi diagnosticado com uma lesão na coxa esquerda e está fora da fase de grupos da Copa do Mundo de Clubes.
>Fluminense informa que Soteldo foi diagnosticado com cancer de próstata
>CHI1
Huachipato second yellow card (red card) against Universidad Católica
>>149179366im thinking no era tbhdesu
>play can't be checked by var because its a yellow card and not a direct red cardbruh
>PER1
Melgar [1] - Sport Boys 1
>PER1
Sport Boys second yellow card (red card) against Melgar
>PER1
Melgar [2] - Sport Boys 1
Anti-chocapinto sisters???
aliens, time travellers and espers aren't real
>CHI1
Universidad Católica [1] - Huachipato 0
i did not care for the endless eight
hq720
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yeah for you it ended at 7
>COPA COLOMBIA
Boyacá Chicó [1] - Deportivo Cali 0
Let’s play guess the player.
>Que nos vamos a acordar de ese camión hijo de remil putas
Who am I talking about?
>colapinto
why are argies so sexual
>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [1] - Los Chankas 0
>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [2] - Los Chankas 0
>>149179803call me when he wins the world cup of f1
>>149181126we are trying to get our senpai to notice us
Lads, this afternoon we got an alert on our mobiles phones testing Defesa Civil systems in case of emergency.
There's a saying here that says: "When there's smoke, there's fire".
Did Lula upset Israel somehow?
The legend tells that the Brazil - Argentina rivalry started when a Brazilian tourist was visiting Buenos Aires and he asked for a plate of beans and rice but every restaurant said the same, "no sir, we only have asado and polenta here".
>>149182163We will need to activate the military when Flamengo becomes world champion, the rage of the antis will be too big
And it will end when the nuclear bomb falls over the obelisko
>>149182250Don't forget the good ol' cuequita
>URUGUAY1
Racing second yellow card (red card) against Nacional
>>149181632It’s 4.32 pm, calm down
>>149182361It's already 9PM here because of the new daylight savings rules
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>>149182278heh, you fell into our trap
RISE, OBELISK THE VIOLATOR!
>>149182424Vi-violator of what?
>>149182315Tiene buelo de cueco?
Do you rate Pablo Petter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZQyXS67C5s
Do you rate Pablo Petter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZQyXS67C5s
>>149182163No. Our system is for storms.
tan roubando meu racinguinho
>URU1
Racing 0 - Nacional [1]
>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [1] - Cobreloa 0
>>149183042closer to another red than to a goal
i just wanna thank the local chileano for these webms. everyone else can suck my dick.
riversissies already getting shot at by cops in Seattle
friends are inviting me to go to their house to drink beer and smoke weed, how do i refuse? i don't wanna hear them talking about prostitutes and how 'brazil almost didn't qualify for 2002 world cup' again.
>URU1
Racing second red card (second yellow card) against Nacional
>>149183124bring other drinks, talk other subjects, take control of your life
>URU1
Racing third red card (for arguing) against Nacional
>>149183190my friends are all giga normies, there isn't, much to talk about tbf
>>149183221CAP is fucking trash kek
>>149183221GOLAÇOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Is it wrong? Someone has to say it. We weren't favorites for 1994 and 2002, and we almost didn't qualify.
>>149183262thanks for the webm guide benigno. i'd like to add that streamlink by default closes as soon as the stream source ends so hooking it up to short videos is painful without --player-no-close
>>149182390Bogotá time is the only one that matters anyways
>>149183309thank YOU for actually reading it and using it, it was worth it
i will add a --player-no-close suggestion to the guide
>URU1
Racing 0 - Nacional [2]
>URU1
Racing [1] - Nacional 2
>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [3] - Los Chankas 0
>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [2] - Cobreloa 0
>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [3] - Cobreloa 0
>>149183409kek that goalie
>>149183433i'm going to sell white car in Peru, i'll be even richer
>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [4] - Cobreloa 0
We don’t thank chileanon enough
>>149183788go suck his dick in malignoland then, fag
>>149183747>clapping at your own jokesI only do this in the shower
>>149183747This has been debunked, however.
>>149183939Realistically speaking, how does one answer to this without sounding mad?
I once got balubied and couldn’t come up with anything, ended up punching the wall
>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [5] - Cobreloa 0
>>149184008you don't let the balubi enter, easy
>URU1
Defensor Sporting 0 - Liverpool [1]
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>COL2
Real Cartagena [1] - Inter Palmira 0
>URU1
Defensor Sporting [1] - Liverpool 1
oh shit the power went out
why is the wind so strong... fuck Eolo
>>149184461maldito seas polvo del sahara
>>149184501lol mfs used google translate
>>149184501Perú es clave.
1 BILLION NUKES ON PERUVIAN TERRITORY
>CHILE2
Double red card in Santiago Wanderers vs
Cobreloa
>>149184501It's over for the pope
>COL2
Real Cartagena [2] - Inter Palmira 0
>URU1
Defensor Sporting 1 - Liverpool [2]
what did Ecuador mean by this
>>149184501Dindt iran hit an israeli embassy in peru in the 90s
>URU1
Defensor Sporting [2] - Liverpool 2
I was born in the 2000s anon, i dont know random factoids about life in south america from the ice age
>>149184844what are you doing here kiddo?, it's Saturday night
>>149184916Its cold outside
>>149185032and I'm far from home
Yes babe, i'll get the cindor ready
>kids today will never know the joy of a cold cindor de vidrio
I was born in 1985 and I didn't know that iran hit an israeli embassy in peru in the 90s
>>149185203I remember buying vidrio coca colas for 50 cents on my back from school before peronegros raped me for 20 years
I remember yakult before kretina brought 10 million latinx and gave them wellfare
I remember a lot of things back when perosimians didn't shit all over the country and turned it into a massive slum
>>149185203I guess this is the argie equivalent of chocoleite em garrafa de vidro.
Which goal was better? Edilson's or Edmundo's?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REe1xaWrn2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-9xjaJAaks
>>149185361yeah probably, it doesn't come in glass bottle anymore, also they changed the formula and it's not as good
>>149185582everything now it's on plastics, even your soul.
>>149185521Edmundo.
But I remember very well this day when Edilson humiliated Carimbo and Roberto Carlos on several occasions.
>>149185643Carimbo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX2isNw6N5A
>>149184790they got hit too? jesus
A partir de amanhã o mundo vai conhecer o melhor time do universo.
S.E. Palmeiras
Palmeiras 8 x 0 Porto
>>149184916The world is too cruel for me
I'll have to masturbate or I'll have another wet dream tonight
>>149186215i miss doing nofap, it's really good to stay a few days without gooning and them blast a good one. sadly i can't stay more than two days without doing it nowadays
>>149185941me in the right, but 40yo
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>>149185941you look like a puerto rican whore, makes me sick
>>149186320>i miss doing nofapit was just like 3 days of not fapping and then I have a dream about my aunt in a bikini
guys.... I don't know if boca can beat al hylal
>hulk is paraibano
i wasn't aware of his accent until now
>>149187746they definitely can not
ITT: bizarre psyops
nordeschinos pretend every one of their cities has a different accent when it's all just nordeschino
>see he said 'visse' instead of 'vissi' that's how I know he's from codó, maranhão instead of mossoró, rio grande do norte
>>149188019Not a nordeschino but there is a clear difference between Bahia, Fortaleza and the Pernambuco-Paraíba cluster. Also between coastal accents and sertão accents.
should i post webms of /colapib/ teams playing in the CWC here or nah
>>149188154everything outside of capitals is unintelligible babble, it's insane
I met the mom of a nordeschino friend and barely could understand a sentence
but then again, that's how it is in any countryside
>>149188237It is your right to believe that but as a linguist I can tell the difference.
Al Ahli is cooking inter Miami, didn't know they were that bad
Copalib should enrich uranium
Tomorrow (15/06)
>CWC
19:00 Palmeiras x FC Porto
23:00 Botafogo x Seattle Sounders FC
>URY1
15:00 River Plate UY x Peñarol
>COL1
20:15 Independiente Medellín x Deportes Tolima
22:20 Junior Barranquilla x América de Cali
>COPA COLOMBIA
17:00 Deportivo La Equidad x Fortaleza CEIF
17:45 Envigado FC x Rionegro Águilas Doradas
17:45 Barranquilla FC x Alianza Valledupar FC
18:00 Unión Magdalena x Llaneros FC
>BRA2
16:00 Atlético Goianiense x Coritiba
16:00 Novorizontino x Cuiabá
20:30 Criciúma x Amazonas FC
>CHL1
13:30 O'Higgins x Unión Española
16:00 Coquimbo Unido x Universidad de Chile
21:00 Ñublense x Audax Italiano
UTC-3
>>149188230only the sudaca teams
>>149188230Yes, we will all be watching anyway and I would rather avoid going to the match thread for webms if you know what I'm saying
Inter Miami is literally futebol de churrasco
>>149188366based mascherano following the rikelmy's teachings.
>>149188330might as well include monday seeing how slows this thread was
tomorrow tomorrow (16/06)
>CWC19:00 Boca Juniors x Benfica
22:00 Flamengo x Espérance Tunis
>COL120:15 Independiente Santa Fe x Once Caldas
22:20 Atlético Nacional x Millonarios
>COPA COLOMBIA17:00 Bogotá FC x Deportivo Pereira
>BRA219:00 Chapecoense x Ferroviária
>CHL121:00 Deportes Iquique x Everton de Viña del Mar
>>149188568fuga forgot to link this one noooooo
>>149187746This
Actually i dont know if any south american can