Thread 149159210

Santos Day Edition

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Today (13/06)
>URY1
16:00 Montevideo City Torque x Progreso
18:15 Plaza Colonia x Cerro

>COPA COLOMBIA
22:00 Boca Juniors de Cali x Atlético Bucaramanga

>BRA2
19:00 Vila Nova FC x América Mineiro
21:35 Paysandu SC x Botafogo-SP

>CHL1
21:00 Deportes Limache x Unión La Calera

Tomorrow (14/06)
>URY1
11:00 Miramar Misiones x Juventud de Las Piedras
14:30 Boston River x Danubio
17:30 Racing de Montevideo x Nacional
20:00 Defensor Sporting x Liverpool UY

>COPA COLOMBIA
17:00 Boyacá Chicó FC x Deportivo Cali
22:10 Atlético Cali x Deportivo Pasto

>BRA2
16:00 CRB x Goiás
18:30 Athletico x Remo
20:30 Athletic Club x Operário-PR

>CHL1
13:30 Palestino x Deportes La Serena
16:00 Universidad Católica x Huachipato

UTC-3

Information: https://rentry.org/copalib

Previous thread: >>149142646

fuck a.nal

Anime

This thread is now gato caca

GORDITAS

>folklore
>Ramón Díaz
>CELULARES
i don't get it

It's already 4pm and Vasco da Gama hasn't celebrated the posthumous birthday of Fernando Pessoa neither solidarity for Israel, I'm concerned

>>149159272
>>>/int/

What is this animal called in your language anon? Would you want one of these based furry frens as a pet?

>>149159297
>>149159289

silencio
Montevideo City Torque is playing

>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [1] - Progreso 0

>>149159395
Nao impedimento

>>149159297
we call it 'pizda'

>new thread
>gatoschizo shows up
>some gypsy as well

>>149159297
venecos

>>149159477
i am 1/3 colombian

I’m fucking a gorda tonight

>>149159583
how much did she pay you?

>>149159583
no...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvSNRaHH8mQ
>Gareca: Chile played well at times vs. Ecuador, vs. Argentina, vs. Paraguay...I don't deny that the results are bad. I'm not objecting to the poor efficiency. If you ask why I'm still here, it's because I like the players, I like the challenge. How long ago has Chile not gone to the world cup? What year are we in? ...Well, that's fine. In this process, that I didn't start, I continued...Chile gets less points at time goes on. During all these 10 years, there have been managers here. I'm not going to contradict you, you said facts. I simply don't agree that they play badly the whole time.

>>149159583
nice, fat girthy cocks are the best

>Fans in the US, Brazil, Argentina, Mexico and Canada lead the way for tickets purchased, with the UK 11th on that list
you guys are really taking this Cuck World Cup seriously, huh?

>stopping your season for the Cuck World Cup
mega cucks aha

>>149159824
Latine America has a serious problem with self-affirmation.
They start ovulating when they come up against a European team.

>go away for like 30mins
>NOTHING HAPPENS
i luv you uruguayao serie a

Alina Moine is hot and I would have sex with her

we don't even care about this tournament but we'll still blatter you. we're like the bull fucking your wife. you love her but to us she's just another hole yet she still won't touch your pp and respects us way more. aha cucks

>>149159887
>livercuck posted by the conmebol cock and ball cucks
aha fits perfectly like the condom i don't wear while i blatter your wife

abloobloo

your federation conmebol sounds like cock and ball torture than is. criiiinge

>>149159852
as opposed to brazilians that ovulate 24/7 the whole year round just in case

>>149159583
here is your gorda

but you have farts by the million
'cause you've got those beans and rice (ashamed about it)
born under a green flag with a bean fart in your ass

how many times did you shamefully have to exchange your thirdie peso for the mighty USD?

>>149159824
I think it's just because there are a lot of spics in memerica

Remember the golden law of /colapib/
No le respondan

>PER1
UTC 0 - Atlético Grau [1]

it's friday the schizos are out in full force

>>149159994
>might usd
this makes trump seethe

>>149160001
even from as far down as bra and arg? hmm not sure

>>149159935
No, you're confusing Brazil with the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria. Their women ovulate all month long!
How can you confuse Brazil with Nigeria? They're two completely different countries.

>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [2] - Progreso 0

>URU1
Montevideo City Torque 2 - Progreso [1]

Murió Pelé

Palmeirasbros, how many will he score against us?

>>149160069
If only you knew...

>>149160101
>Their women ovulate all month long!
Imagine the smell

>>149160101
both black

>>149160205
That's the joke

we're not even sending out best teams. we're sending salzburg and porto and benfica and even chelsea shouldn't be in there. we're definitely not trying so why do you care? cuckoldry? kkkkkkkkkk

>>149160235
being black is no joke bro

imagine losing to the likes of benfica - not even our best teams. what is this new cuckoldry? jajajajaja

>>149160317
>jajajaja
Turn off the vpn and get the fuck out of my thread poser

>>149160338
it's poseur you absolute poseur

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkk

>>149160322
kinda based ngl

just a reminder that if you do beat chelsea or city i'm gonna act like i don't care

r8

>URU1
Montevideo City Torque [3] - Progreso 1

>>149160429
>Botafogo
>Pachuca
Hehe

I'm gonna watch an Urusei Yatsura episode, wish me luck.

>>149160385
I will only let you do that with one of the teams, no mixed double shirted supporters allowed

>>149160351
Va te faire foutre avec ton “poseur” de merde, espèce d’enfoiré

>>149160429
r8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anlp0M8qAuQ

Progreso double yellow card (red card) against Montevideo City Torque

>>149160437
what's his problem

>'Posso ouvir o barulho dos mísseis lá fora', diz prefeito de Macaé abrigado em bunker em Israel
Why tf the Macaé mayor is in Israel?

>>149160721
Why do you think?

just...one...more...meet...

>>149160721
Some politicians from Rio de Janeiro were invited to go to Israel.
They were going to visit an Israeli municipalities fair and also negotiate cooperation on security questions (ironic)

/copalib/ bros, we won

>>149160775
Well, one of those places is definitely safer than the other.

>>149160781
haha... yeah...

>>149160783
I will be quite honest with you and tell you that I don't know how dangerous Macaé is at the moment. I know that towns in the nearby Região dos Lagos have been getting unsafe in recent years because of the expansion of facções

>>149160804
KEK

>>149160069
>even from as far down as bra and arg? hmm not sure
ohh sweet summer child

>>149160804
aw shit

>>149160781
even panama /biz/ anon will survive yey

>URU1
Plaza Colonia [1] - Cerro 0

>tell firstie boss today there is two holidays coming up next week
>okay buddy enjoy your rest :)

What is Chile's stance on the jewish question?

UTC red card against Atlético Grau

how do you get a firstie boss?

>>149160961
What's Ja Rule's stance on the Jewish question?

>>149160961
jewish niggas can't be trusted

>>149160804
Plano Andinia

>>149160781
Milei status?

>>149160971
WHERE IS JA SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF THIS

>>149161002
safe and sound giving a blowjob to his rabbi at the pink house

>PER1
UTC 0 - Atlético Grau [2]

>search for uruguayan flag hashtag on tiktok
>all girls look the same

>>149160945
I get four days off cuz the weekend and two days they owe me from my vacations.

>Christopher Olivares
Atlético Grau missed penalty against UTC

>>149161041
>tiktok
I'm calling the FBI.

>>149161092
Penalty foul

>>149161100
i-is tiktok ilegal now?

>URU1
Plaza Colonia 1 - Cerro [1]

>>149161137
>>149161037
Golazos

>>149161258
Mundiales de Clubes gets canceled because of WW3

>>149161442
WW3 was orchestrated by Roman so Boca has more time.

>>149161548
They started this war because they fear Riber

which club should I support as a Jewish man?

>>149161734
san pablo

>>149161734
Sr Jacob

>>149161734
Palmeiras2

>>149161734
>burns children alive
>wants more money than the others because they're the master race
>lies and plays retard when it's convenient
flamengo

>>149161805
>t.

>>149161805
flamengo may be black, poor, ugly, northeastern favelados, but they're not child molesters

Which one of our players gets deported by the ICE mid tournament?

>>149161734
Some big club of Buenos Aires

>>149161891
Bruno Henrique

>URU1
Plaza Colonia 1 - Cerro [2]

>>149160166
Richard Rios is going to break his leg because he doesn't have Otamendi and De Paul to bodyguard him.

>>149161991
we can only hope

>>149161956
moar angles

>>149161956
take it you need it

>URU1
Plaza Colonia [2] - Cerro 2

>>149161999
https://youtu.be/dq5EXBrVEg0?t=25

>>149159824
>he don´t know

A column in UOL, written by Milton Neves, featured an informal poll with the following statement:

“Would you rather see your team win a state championship today or the Brazilian national team triumph in the World Cup?”
The result was quite clear:
Around 97.6% of internet users answered that they would rather see their own club win a state championship - even before the Brazilian national team wins the World Cup.

In other words, almost all the fans who took part in the poll said that their local team winning championships such as Paulistão, Carioca, Mineiro etc. gives them more joy than the Seleção winning the World Cup.

For me it’s
>coquimbo

>>149162032
these two countries should just kiss already, buncha heated homos

>>149162077
>Would you rather see your team win a state championship today or the Brazilian national team triumph in the World Cup?”
>The result was quite clear:
>Around 97.6% of internet users answered that they would rather see their own club win a state championship - even before the Brazilian national team wins the World Cup.

I'll never forget when Tevez played for Corinthians, when a bunch of Corinthians fans wore a shirt that was half Argentinian and half Corinthians.

>>149162122
the day corinthians became half white

>>149162081
i like them too but im sorry Coquimbo bros, imma need those points on Sunday

>>149162077
That's crazy actually

>>149162139
Not so fast, you didn´t know from wich part of Argentina.

>>149162077
source? i think it's bullshit

>COL2
Real Soacha 0 - Atlético Huila [1]

Remember when Carlitos had that gay ass windmill punches ass fight in a cortinas training? Good times

>>149162163
The average Brazilian football fan is braindamaged, and basically they believe that the national team is corrupted by international money from Nike and player managers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF-g6aUBuU0

>>149162245
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>149162250
https://www.uol.com.br/esporte/colunas/milton-neves/2024/12/14/voce-prefere-ver-seu-time-campeao-estadual-ou-a-selecao-campea-mundial.htm?utm_source=chatgpt.com

it´s not

>>149162245
kek

>>149162245
This shirt was created after Boca eliminated Palmeiras from the Libertadores twice, then about 4 years later Boca won the most stolen Libertadores over Corinthians and literally the whole country was spaming this shirt for the average Gamba.

>>149162280
>E tenho a sensação de que aproximadamente 97,6% dos internautas vão responder que preferem ver seu time ganhando uma Copinha ou até mesmo um clássico do que a seleção o Mundial.
it seems that this is just the columnist's opinion
i can't find the poll

>>149162312
I am at least 97,6% of all copalib personalities and I hold that opinion.

>>149162312
isso é um prompt com o resultado amigo.
Antigamente tinha a enquete kek

>>149162245
>boca
>white

>COL2
Real Soacha [1] - Atlético Huila 1

>>149162338
sure thing levi
stop spreading lies

>>149162263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pzjBA3krtc

This meme of meu palmeiras make a lot of people butthurt as fuck

>>149162374
>velho cascando o bico
>todo mundo vaiando
>mulher xingando de vagabundo
>o dono do vídeo butthurt nível caio ribeiro

fulbobros....

Isso aqui é a pura essência palestrina, uma torcida vibrante e coesa

was pele pro iran or pro isreal?

>>149162528
Pelé was a certified goy, of course he was an honorary jew

>>149162516
Damn, that's a lot of gostosas

>there might be a world war
>im just worried about having sex and Vitoria scoring

>>149162581
it's only natural
I hope there is a world war to distract us from our humiliation in the cwc

>>149162516
>all white, educated and physically fit
I now am in full support of Palmeiras in the following CWC. It is time for them to take home the Walt Disney World Orlando Resort trophy.

>>149162598
Riober or Bova?

>>149162581
I'm just concerned about how much further Chile will go down. Will they keep calling up Vidal?

>>149162516
kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCXu9OaYVyw

why do argenflacos travel with their italian passports and not their argentine one
do the athletes do that too?

>>149162675
If I had a first world passport I would obviously prioritize it.

>>149162690
I mean it’s not like you are from Somalia or Iran, is it really that hard to travel to the US with argentine passport?

>DEIXA DEIXA DEIXA EU DIZER O QUE PENSO DESSA VIDA PRECISO DEMAIS DESABAFAR
>*brazilian beats intensify*
could you beat her in a 1v1?

>>149162516
>>149162672

Palmeiras fans are literally the worst fans in the universe.
They always have a song for everything, they're obsessed with fucking Palmeiras, they want to beat up players in the street, they're extremely violent, they hate being made fun of just as much as they make fun of their opponents.
Palmeiras is almost the center of the universe for a palmeiras fan.
I'm a Corinthiano and I hate all pigs.

>>149162728
A friend of mine tried to get a visa to watch Fluminense and was refused because he lives in a rented house instead of having his own home.

>>149162672
civilized whitemenguistas just cringing at palmeme customers

>>149162731
She missed fucking retarded monkey bitch.

>>149162748
As if the Corinthians fans weren't just as shit.

>>149162731
What does that ball look ai generated

>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro 0 - Quilmes [1]

You can't suffer in Italy.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKjQFSFsAH9/

>CHI1
Limache goal anulated against Unión La Calera

>>149162785
That’s why it’s important to get it when young and you can use your parents when u first get it
Renewing it isn’t much harder

>>149162925
Impedimento

>COL2
Real Soacha 1 - Atlético Huila [2]

>>149162924
Another one.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DI6VtlGtJEp/

>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro [1] - Quilmes 1

>>149162961
>>149162924
Can the chileanon convert these in wembs? I kinda don't want to open shitsgratam
And I'm lazy

>>149162961
>You must be 18 years old or over to see this video

>>149162982
Don't do it benigno, these vermin don't deserve to enter paradise.

>>149162992
Fuck you pelotudo

>>149163002
Comeme los dos huevos pendejo down.

>ARG2
Gimnasa y Tiro [2] - Quilmes 1

>>149161734
Club Atlético Atlanta

>>149162516
So called free thinkers when the gates are open

>>149163245
me, an intellectual, would stay outside the stadium, I'm not gonna follow the cattle like another sheep

>>149163547
For me, it's Jamelão Arponza.

>>149163245
>you enter stadiums through the front door? you pleb, I paraglide right into the middle of the field landing at double the speed recommended, breaking every bone in my body.

Hincha: ya está, el hincha de Boca te pide que te vayas, tomate el palo Riquelme...

Colorada: no nada que ver, nada que ver, no nada que ver, se gana y se pierde pero a Boca se lo alienta siempre, aguante Juan Roman Riquelme, acá el problema son los hinchas que en vez de alentar...

Hincha #2: andate a la mierda Román, andate a la mierda Negro De Mierda

Colorada: Negro?!!! ven, eso es, la gente que putea a Roman es la que es capaz de decirle Negro De Mierda a alguien, aguante Boca hay que alentar a Boca siempre y a los que les parece que es un insulto decirle Negro a Roman les digo aguante Riquelme!!!

Diniz-sama kawaii

>CHI1
Limache 0 - Unión La Calera [1]

>>149164096
esto si es kino, compadres

>>149159297
Mão pelada

>>149159976
Kek
The skinny one with a big butt

>>149160101
Everybody in africa hates nigeria
(I am exaggerating but you get the idea)

>>149160429
Based

>>149160721
Maccabi-é

>>149161805
The third one is every argieteam

>>149162077
*he doesnt know

>>149162280
This was probably taken by trolls

>>149162581
This but i dont think i will have sex

>>149164693
It's not my obligation or that of anon to be able to speak a second language.
Anyone who corrects English without being English or American is a cuck.

>>149164623
He is back (only to go away again)

>>149164747
*or of that anon

>>149164791
life comes at you fast

>>149164835
A forma correta é:

"It's not my obligation or that of anon to be able to speak a second language."

Por quê?
A estrutura correta aqui exige o uso do "that of" para evitar repetição e manter a clareza.

"my obligation" = substantivo com pronome possessivo.

Ao se referir à obrigação de outra pessoa, usamos:

"that of [someone]" = a obrigação daquela pessoa.

A segunda frase:

"It's not my obligation or of that anon..."

Está gramaticalmente incorreta porque omite o substantivo "obligation" depois de "of", e quebra a paralelidade da construção.

Quer corrigir e nem sabe kek
Tipico

I am important and my opinion matters.

>>149164908
but I come faster

>>149163667
That smile is worth protecting.
Take care of him BRo....

>>149164912
This reeks of AI

>>149164912
*típico

Your pico?

>>149164963
Das Neblinas

>>149162516
this is a stadium tour, not a matchday...

>>149164990
>and here we have the uuhh, stadium
>...
>well I hope you enjoyed the tour

>COPA COLOMBIA
Boca Juniors de Cali 0 - Atlético Bucaramanga [1]

>>149165057
>amd this corner is where domingos tried to murder diego costa in the 2009 paulistao final.both were ejected btw

>>149165180
Fuck bocaca

>>149165189
kek arena wtorre(tm) didn't even exist in 2009

>>149165252
What music is he dancing to, copalib?

>>149165252
that can't be real

>>149165057
yes, it's silly and people unironically pay for this
I assume the target audience are mainly children who don't live in the city

>>149165269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHcEmdNHHN0

>>149162731
Id get too hard in front of her, get humiliated, go home and masturbate from embarrassment

>>149165252
Anon is this madness real?

>>149165269
La cumbia de los trapos (travestis)

>>149163245>>149163607
You guys sure are funny

Which european coach should we bring for the olympic team? I am torn between Klopp and Unai Emery

>>149166077
Ednaldo would have gotten us Gardiola

I leave in the morning to a new freshly baked thread, I come back after 12 fucking hours and you guys didn't even reach the bump limit? what, are we out of stock on beans?

banheirao

Your honest thoughts on cuiaba

>>149166487
if it was truly born in 2001 then it's based

How much weaker is River without Franco Mastodonte?

>>149166506
I did that too

>>149166606
They wouldnt beat belgrano at home

>>149166487
i hate their colors and i was content for a moment that they'd be relegated until mirassol came around and was promoted in the same season with the exact same colors and with an unwillingness to be relegated. fuck those guys.
good thing the seleção never fell for the yellow and green meme

DAMN

Canr believe indiana did that to me

>>149166673
That’s a big brain

>>149165269
>he

>>149165269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouJYP8QvLvw

>>149166611
yeah but you're black

>>149165057
I've seen women go to la bombonera, steal some grass and put it in their panties

>>149166673
esse cara treina na bibliocheca

I bless the rains down in argentina

>>149165252
South africa is going to fuck your ass

>>149167251
thank you friend, it's raining right now

>>149162280
>utm_source=chatgpt.com

>>149167378
No it's not.

Bergson bros

three hundred million farts are loaded
pelé cries take aim

better fart through the jungle

Onyango bros, 4 more years and we pass fabio

BOCABOCABOCASAOPAULOSAOPAULOSAOPAULOPALMEIRASPALMEIRASPALMEIRASBOCABOCABOCA

even gods fear the deep fart

I wonder what colapinto is doing now

>>149167251
Gud song

Kek cant believe inter miami is playing this

If america mex had beaten lafc, the only co tinent without its biggest winner would be south america.

>about to fall asleep
>huge fucking spider crawls out of the window frame next to my bed

nightmare fuel

>>149167997
That's no spider anon, it's a meteorite!

remember spiders keep you safe from bugs and just chill in the corner while you sleep, we never crawl into people's mouths or anything

I already introduced your friend to Dr. Patita, don't make have to get up twice

Biggest absences at the cwc
1 penarol
2 independiente
3 sao paulo

4 Pai Roger Machado de Assis

Buenos días copa libertadores general

>>149169437
>no Bahia in the list

>>149170385
>149170385
The guy who took inter from the sewer to liberttadores? The one who qualified in the group of death?

Reminder inter is the official candomble team
They made a macumba against fucking bahia of all teams
So it is fitting they hire a pai de santo as the coach
Axé, inter!

Axé inter

Epa babá inter!

wake up babe, new forced meme just dropped

Reality is now "a forced meme"

Meanwhile, Peñarol won Super Rugby Americas final over Dogos. 35-34.

i think brazil is gonna win this world cup honestly
the whole thing about them being shit at qualifiers then winning the world cup kinda follows

I had a wet dream and soiled 5 layers of colchas. I'm not gonna wash them btw.

>>149171827
vamos boca btw

a gazelinha acordou cedo no sábado

>>149166673
cacete, o megamente existe!!

bom chia copalib

>>149172716
Perro triste :(

why is River sabotaging that kid Mastodon in this prestigious CWC event? Let him move on and market himself with the bigger team, this is what you do with your kids, eventually comes a time when they become a man and you have to let them spread their wings and fly their own direction

racing at lemons

bom chia bom chia

>wake up and notice it was raining during the night so I took an extra hour to sleep
>walk perro and smoke vela
Such is life eh

I'm still in bed

una vez le hice el amor
a un brazuca con botines

>>149173965
Quieres hasarle el amor a un colombiano puto puto?

Decime que si argentino divino

GERALDO WOLVERINE APOIA JAIR BOLSONARO 17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ryg0OhmnI

you're farting, you're smelling
and I can see the shame in your eyes
'cause everyone is farting and I just wanna eat the beans

have you ever eaten a pitanga?

A mídia paulista orgulhosa tá caladinha que o centro financeiro do futebol tem apenas um time no mundial enquanto o Rio tem 3 KKKKKKKKKKKK

paulista é carioca que fala meo

>>149174760
I wanna lick her navel

ayudame

Messi and Suarez gonna lose to some random egyptians today

Muñeeeeeeeeco

>>149174969
O SEXA

niggas are freaking out over how handsome tucumono Correa is
I've seen 3 posts about it already
I always thought Angel was his brother wtf

why is ge like this

>>149175309
lol, lmao even

I need the saars OP pics from Qatar. I want to prepare something for tonight but I can’t find them anywhere. Do you guys have any?

hoy somos todos danubio

gonna download call of duty black ops fuck yeah

>>149175729
and me making my own honey/basil soap

>>149175817
what's wrong with regular beans soap?

>>149175828
I harvested my beans yesterday, they're drying in the oven

si

no

>>149174969
let's try not having tatuagem you dirty ass whore

>>149175857
>I harvested my beans yesterday
This is what a trad bahiana gf does in a weekend.

>>149175620
how is this?

>>149176117
Yeah, thank you. I remember there was a folder with all of them

>>149176117

>>149176536
>>149176536

>>149176595
KEK

>>149176595
Smells like a DoA project. the mickey mouse CWC isn't anywhere close to the actual WC.

>>149173871
Look at the way this young woman is dressed. Trikaschizo was right once again.

>>149175620
https://postimg.cc/gallery/dwfpW44

>>149176737
holy

>>149175620
All ,except the armed version of the Based Greco did

>>149175715
hoy y siempre pá

>Almost 100 years of professional football
>only non buenos aires teams that managed to win a tournament are nob and central
Why are the other teams so shitty

>URU1
Boston River 0 - Danubio [1]

>CHI1
Palestino [1] - La Serena 0

>CHI1
Palestino [2] - La Serena 0

>CHI1
Palestino red card against La Serena

>>149177343
>>149177380
palestino is on fire

>>149177424
We must do the same to every enemy of Palestine

cu

>>149176737
Thank you saar

>>149177424
>me in the back lurking /pol/

>CHI1
Palestino 2 - La Serena [1]

>URU1
Danubio second yellow card (red card) against Boston River

>>149160781
Very convenient radius

>>149175309
Arrasca is a monster, Vitor Roque not even titular.

>>149160781
I will house any japanese cuties looking for asylum.

>>149178117
>cobra
>boca

>URU1
Boston River [1] - Danubio 1

listen thirders we just don't care about your CWC we just don't hahahaha

>PER1
Melgar 0 - Sport Boys [1]

>>149178214
>argentinian brain
>brazil brain

I hope none of you guys here work for [[[Globant]]]

paja time if duplos

>>149178844
LOL

dubs
you can't say dubs anymore without triggering the filters?

porra na cueca time if de_dust2

What's the matter with that word?

>>149178990
>>149179008
>>149179029

Boverbros… we’re so back

>CHI1
Huachipato second yellow card (red card) against Universidad Católica

>>149179366
im thinking no era tbhdesu
>play can't be checked by var because its a yellow card and not a direct red card
bruh

>PER1
Melgar [1] - Sport Boys 1

>PER1
Sport Boys second yellow card (red card) against Melgar

>PER1
Melgar [2] - Sport Boys 1

Anti-chocapinto sisters???

>>149179803
COLOMBIANO

escuchen corran la bola

aliens, time travellers and espers aren't real

>CHI1
Universidad Católica [1] - Huachipato 0

>>149180237
Penalty hand

i did not care for the endless eight

yeah for you it ended at 7

>COPA COLOMBIA
Boyacá Chicó [1] - Deportivo Cali 0

>anime
Lol

Let’s play guess the player.
>Que nos vamos a acordar de ese camión hijo de remil putas
Who am I talking about?

>colapinto
why are argies so sexual

>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [1] - Los Chankas 0

>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [2] - Los Chankas 0

>>149179803
call me when he wins the world cup of f1

Boa noitchi copalib

>>149181126
we are trying to get our senpai to notice us

Lads, this afternoon we got an alert on our mobiles phones testing Defesa Civil systems in case of emergency.
There's a saying here that says: "When there's smoke, there's fire".
Did Lula upset Israel somehow?

>>149182163
ja acabou

The legend tells that the Brazil - Argentina rivalry started when a Brazilian tourist was visiting Buenos Aires and he asked for a plate of beans and rice but every restaurant said the same, "no sir, we only have asado and polenta here".

>>149182163
We will need to activate the military when Flamengo becomes world champion, the rage of the antis will be too big

And it will end when the nuclear bomb falls over the obelisko

>>149182278
no.....

>>149182250
Don't forget the good ol' cuequita

>URUGUAY1
Racing second yellow card (red card) against Nacional

>>149181632
It’s 4.32 pm, calm down

>>149182321
nothing

>>149182361
It's already 9PM here because of the new daylight savings rules

>>149182278
heh, you fell into our trap
RISE, OBELISK THE VIOLATOR!

>>149182424
Vi-violator of what?

>>149182315
Tiene buelo de cueco?

>>149182448
Green Bucks

Do you rate Pablo Petter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZQyXS67C5s

Do you rate Pablo Petter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZQyXS67C5s

>>149182163
No. Our system is for storms.

vamos remo

tan roubando meu racinguinho

>URU1
Racing 0 - Nacional [1]

>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [1] - Cobreloa 0

>>149182890
holy SHIT

>>149183042
closer to another red than to a goal

i just wanna thank the local chileano for these webms. everyone else can suck my dick.

riversissies already getting shot at by cops in Seattle

friends are inviting me to go to their house to drink beer and smoke weed, how do i refuse? i don't wanna hear them talking about prostitutes and how 'brazil almost didn't qualify for 2002 world cup' again.

>URU1
Racing second red card (second yellow card) against Nacional

>>149183124
bring other drinks, talk other subjects, take control of your life

>URU1
Racing third red card (for arguing) against Nacional

test

>>149183190
my friends are all giga normies, there isn't, much to talk about tbf
>>149183221
CAP is fucking trash kek

>>149183221
GOLAÇOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is it wrong? Someone has to say it. We weren't favorites for 1994 and 2002, and we almost didn't qualify.

golerito time

>>149183262
thanks for the webm guide benigno. i'd like to add that streamlink by default closes as soon as the stream source ends so hooking it up to short videos is painful without --player-no-close

>>149182390
Bogotá time is the only one that matters anyways

>>149183309
thank YOU for actually reading it and using it, it was worth it
i will add a --player-no-close suggestion to the guide

>URU1
Racing 0 - Nacional [2]

>URU1
Racing [1] - Nacional 2

>PERU1
Juan Pablo II College [3] - Los Chankas 0

>>149183384
>>149183384

>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [2] - Cobreloa 0

>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [3] - Cobreloa 0

>>149183409
kek that goalie

>>149183433
i'm going to sell white car in Peru, i'll be even richer

>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [4] - Cobreloa 0

We don’t thank chileanon enough

>>149183788
go suck his dick in malignoland then, fag

>>149183747
>clapping at your own jokes
I only do this in the shower

>>149183747
This has been debunked, however.

>>149183939
Realistically speaking, how does one answer to this without sounding mad?

I once got balubied and couldn’t come up with anything, ended up punching the wall

Cobreloa bros don't look

>CHILE2
Santiago Wanderers [5] - Cobreloa 0

>>149184008
you don't let the balubi enter, easy

>URU1
Defensor Sporting 0 - Liverpool [1]

>>149184294
NO PUEDE SER

>COL2
Real Cartagena [1] - Inter Palmira 0

>URU1
Defensor Sporting [1] - Liverpool 1

oh shit the power went out
why is the wind so strong... fuck Eolo

>>149184461
maldito seas polvo del sahara

>>149184501
lol mfs used google translate

>>149184501
Perú es clave.

1 BILLION NUKES ON PERUVIAN TERRITORY

>CHILE2
Double red card in Santiago Wanderers vs
Cobreloa

>>149184501
It's over for the pope

>COL2
Real Cartagena [2] - Inter Palmira 0

>URU1
Defensor Sporting 1 - Liverpool [2]

what did Ecuador mean by this

>>149184501
Dindt iran hit an israeli embassy in peru in the 90s

>URU1
Defensor Sporting [2] - Liverpool 2

I was born in the 2000s anon, i dont know random factoids about life in south america from the ice age

>>149184844
what are you doing here kiddo?, it's Saturday night

>>149184916
Its cold outside

>>149185032
and I'm far from home

Yes babe, i'll get the cindor ready

I was born in 1985 and I didn't know that iran hit an israeli embassy in peru in the 90s

>>149185124
>>149185124
ela tem vegetariagem

>>149185203
I remember buying vidrio coca colas for 50 cents on my back from school before peronegros raped me for 20 years
I remember yakult before kretina brought 10 million latinx and gave them wellfare
I remember a lot of things back when perosimians didn't shit all over the country and turned it into a massive slum

>>149185203
I guess this is the argie equivalent of chocoleite em garrafa de vidro.

Which goal was better? Edilson's or Edmundo's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REe1xaWrn2Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-9xjaJAaks

I remember being dead

>>149185361
yeah probably, it doesn't come in glass bottle anymore, also they changed the formula and it's not as good

>>149185582
everything now it's on plastics, even your soul.

>>149185521
Edmundo.

But I remember very well this day when Edilson humiliated Carimbo and Roberto Carlos on several occasions.

>>149185643
Carimbo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX2isNw6N5A

>>149184790
they got hit too? jesus

A partir de amanhã o mundo vai conhecer o melhor time do universo.
S.E. Palmeiras
Palmeiras 8 x 0 Porto

>>149184916
The world is too cruel for me

I'll have to masturbate or I'll have another wet dream tonight

>>149186215
i miss doing nofap, it's really good to stay a few days without gooning and them blast a good one. sadly i can't stay more than two days without doing it nowadays

>>149185941
me in the right, but 40yo

>>149185941
you look like a puerto rican whore, makes me sick

>>149186320
>i miss doing nofap
it was just like 3 days of not fapping and then I have a dream about my aunt in a bikini

guys.... I don't know if boca can beat al hylal

volumes

>hulk is paraibano
i wasn't aware of his accent until now

>>149187746
they definitely can not

ITT: bizarre psyops
nordeschinos pretend every one of their cities has a different accent when it's all just nordeschino
>see he said 'visse' instead of 'vissi' that's how I know he's from codó, maranhão instead of mossoró, rio grande do norte

>>149188019
Not a nordeschino but there is a clear difference between Bahia, Fortaleza and the Pernambuco-Paraíba cluster. Also between coastal accents and sertão accents.

should i post webms of /colapib/ teams playing in the CWC here or nah

>>149188154
everything outside of capitals is unintelligible babble, it's insane
I met the mom of a nordeschino friend and barely could understand a sentence
but then again, that's how it is in any countryside

>>149188237
It is your right to believe that but as a linguist I can tell the difference.

Al Ahli is cooking inter Miami, didn't know they were that bad

Copalib should enrich uranium

Tomorrow (15/06)
>CWC
19:00 Palmeiras x FC Porto
23:00 Botafogo x Seattle Sounders FC

>URY1
15:00 River Plate UY x Peñarol

>COL1
20:15 Independiente Medellín x Deportes Tolima
22:20 Junior Barranquilla x América de Cali

>COPA COLOMBIA
17:00 Deportivo La Equidad x Fortaleza CEIF
17:45 Envigado FC x Rionegro Águilas Doradas
17:45 Barranquilla FC x Alianza Valledupar FC
18:00 Unión Magdalena x Llaneros FC

>BRA2
16:00 Atlético Goianiense x Coritiba
16:00 Novorizontino x Cuiabá
20:30 Criciúma x Amazonas FC

>CHL1
13:30 O'Higgins x Unión Española
16:00 Coquimbo Unido x Universidad de Chile
21:00 Ñublense x Audax Italiano

UTC-3

>>149188230
only the sudaca teams

>>149188230
Yes, we will all be watching anyway and I would rather avoid going to the match thread for webms if you know what I'm saying

Inter Miami is literally futebol de churrasco

>>149188333
>>149188335
aight

>>149188366
based mascherano following the rikelmy's teachings.

>>149188330
might as well include monday seeing how slows this thread was

tomorrow tomorrow (16/06)
>CWC
19:00 Boca Juniors x Benfica
22:00 Flamengo x Espérance Tunis

>COL1
20:15 Independiente Santa Fe x Once Caldas
22:20 Atlético Nacional x Millonarios

>COPA COLOMBIA
17:00 Bogotá FC x Deportivo Pereira

>BRA2
19:00 Chapecoense x Ferroviária

>CHL1
21:00 Deportes Iquique x Everton de Viña del Mar

>>149188568
fuga forgot to link this one noooooo

>>149187746
This
Actually i dont know if any south american can