Thread 149169374

Mexico vs DR
USMNT vs T&T
Haiti vs Saudi Arabia
CR vs Suriname

>>149169374 (OP)
Geez, I forgot that this was starting already. Looks like we invited Saudi Arabia for reasons?

WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
COULDNT STOP A BEACH BALL
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
GOING OUT IN GROUPS IN THE MUNDIAL
I HATE GARBER I HATE BATSON
TACTICS LIKE A DYSON, ALL WE DO IS SUCK

Any games in Minnesota?

How badly will we lose to trip adviser & trivago tomorrow with our shit roster?

>DR
lmao can these guys even call 11 players ? if one of them get the flu, they have to play with 10 men. Mexico please

>>149169374 (OP)
Are we going to do a Collage this year as well, anons?
>unrelated pic because I couldn't find last Gold Cup collage

>>149177993
They unironically have Junior Firpo and Mariano on the field, 2 ex Real Madrid and Barcelona. Once they realized they wouldn't get called for Spain they went all in for the DR. Also, they have been getting better these last 4 years

>>149178273
I will try my best, amigo

>>149169374 (OP)
>ynr the super gold cup rumors with european and southamerican guests
what were they thinking

>>149178295
Instead of the stupid Club World Cup they should have expanded this year Gold Cup to have a great rehearsal before the WC. Having countries of other confederations and increasing the competitiveness.

>>149178283
Mariano is still active?

>>149178543
They would bring shitters, nobody cares about the gold cup and good teams aren’t coming

>>149178583
He doesn't have a club but he's still playing with the NT. He was called for the Gold Cup.
>>149178645
Usually yeah, but 1 year before the WC some teams would definitively try to bring good squads as this is the only chance to have competitive matches against other confederations before the WC.

>>149177885
all the games are on the west coast this year
>>149177919
their best player it due to getting married so he'll miss the usa game

>>149178838
>their best player it due to getting married so he'll miss the usa game
Why the fuck did he schedule his wedding in the middle of the Gold Cup?

>>149177885
2 of the quarterfinals will be at u.s. bank stadium (the American football stadium) in Minneapolis instead of at Allianz field which is the actual soccer stadium

>>149178948
It's possible he just scheduled it ages ago and just didn't know or remember the gold cup plays during that period. They also wouldn't have known if they would even be playing gold cup this summer until after their play in game and wouldn't have known what date the fixtures would be until the draw

they have more than enough good players to make up for it though they should be fine

>>149179347
Still so strange to do that and not even try to change it.
Please someone add this to the collage

Girl whose feet i used to yak to is going to be at the mexico game should I call ice

>>149185106
Por favor

>>149185106
Please amigo

>>149178293
>>149178273
Alright fags, I'll start this year Copa Oro collage. Feel free to change or add shit if you want.

>>149189280
I think we are only missing Johan and maybe someone else instead of Sanchez but this seem like a complete team. Oh yeah
>Alvarado

>>149189280
>we went to having rafa marquez and carlos vela to these nobodies
total grim team

>>149189538
>>149189618
>The duality of the mexican
What's wrong with alvarado?

>>149189652
Oh no, I agree that it's fucking grimm that we have been getting worse.
And I like Alvarado, he has a ton of technical quality and "talent™" but he just doesn't produce assist, goals, or moves the play, he is just, uh, there.

>>149189880
Eh I find the guys that are just there tend to be pretty important in some ways. Bobby reid is usually just there when he plays for us but whenever he doesn't get called up you immediately notice how missing his presence is in the midfield for us

why didn't we use this thread wtf??
i hate using those dogshit lazy chishart game-threads

>>149188909
took a few screenshots not sure how many of them are collage worthy though

what happened to el encargado??

>>149194711
lmao

>mexico barely winning against a nation whose main sport is baseball
Lol

bump

I’ve cried every day since newsbro died bros. Everyday that I come on here I’m reminded of it and it hurts so much, I miss him so fucking much bros. Why did he have to leave us? Why couldn’t he just wear a mask and wash his hands? I actually had a dream last night where I was in this place that looked like the garden of eden when suddenly, some 5’6” prieto floated towards me, and it was newsbro. We bantzed, talked about the upcoming World Cup, and shared fond memories from /Oro/. I wished I hadn’t woken up bros, but at least I know he’s lurking our thread from up above :)

Why is the KSA playing the gold cup?

>>149169374 (OP)
Should I bet on Haiti or are they getting stomped by the Saudis?

>>149211122
guest nation and they provided funding just like qatar at the last two gold cups. Assuming they have the same intentions as Qatar they'll probably be at the next one too as prep for the world cup since they'll be hosting and wont be playing any qualifiers

>>149212050
A bit sad that we can only invite C+ nations to compete in the gold cup because if we invited better nations they will win all the time lol

>>149211843
I think haiti can win I wouldn't bet on it though

>>149215317
>Diego Luna
wtf he betrayed mexico

>>149215493
He's been there since the nations league finals not sure if he got called up before that though but he was their only good player over those 2 games
imo

>>149215317
>James Moon becoming the face of USSoccer after Croatian immigrant Kristjan Pulišić bitches out on the coach and federation

CAM ON YANKS, SCORE SAM FACKIN GULLS

god I think earthquakes games get better crowds

should've hosted it in Texas, California crowds SUCK

>>149216634
fuck you, I'd be there if I wasnt back home for fathers day

dammit

is that huey freeman?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>shots on goal
is T&T really this bad?

both team's passing is simply abysmal

Are US flags really seeing a Brasilmonkey match instead of there own team?
Truly a nation of cucks

Jfc is that a Mexican gangbanger on the us team?

ice trucks spotted outside the stadium

>you guys are my road husbands
what did she mean by this?

lmao

masterclass in turning the ball over

Where the hell is Tyler adams

what the fuck was that

USA USA USA


LUNA IS HIM

what was that. they are way too afraid this us team they just look nervous with every decision they make

GIVE THAT GUY A MAP

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BROS

>>149217848
TyT only beat us in the qualifiers

fucking kek

>>149217091
>>149217091
>Dat Back pass goal

Yes they are that bad

>>149217897
I'm not talking about that I'm not saying they should be beating you I'm saying they should be playing better than they've been playing so far like I've seen them do for most of the year but they've just been extremely timid

It's coming home

wtf I thought this was the US reserves

We aren't qualifying for the world cup aren't we

>>149218035
the worst you have to worry this cycle is honduras, costa rica and Panama

why is Lando so bald

>>149218070
they wont be playing any of them

>>149218164
WC qualifying, not GC

ewwwwww this is a canadian stream

>>149218290
fug :D

who /bet/ here

ty gringos

>>149217661
I don't know, anyone know where Adam's is?


>>149218035
Pic attached, you guys have a serious chance

>>149218290
>>149218432
Why the Fuck didn't they do 2 Hexagons?

>>149218485
only 3 automatic spots

>>149218035
T&T group is ezpz, just need to beat Jamaica and not stumble against Curacao

Haiti vs Saudi lineups

>for a big guy
>who's a big guy as well

theyre gonna want that one back

if only they actually played like this in the first half

imagine if we could just fucking shoot the ball

time for Trinidad to comeback

>from fresno
>plays(lives in) columbus
nigga lost the lottery of life

>>149219108
nah they don't have the mentality for that. maybe if it was 2nil or one of the subs mess up

we have completely forgotten how to defend

>>149215317
>the state of us soccer
grim!

how do you get injured from that, fuck off

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

All these competitions suck lmao they're either slurpers or complete blowouts

this is a hate crime

TripAdvisor and Trivago has fallen

lmao phillips didnt even try to stop that one

gold cup has VAR review?

>at the end of this first half
this nigga drunk

what happens here

Haiti is the hope for the Island nations to score a W in this round

Please tell me one of you took a screenshot of that redhaired, cowboy hat wearing Saudi man

Haiti's national anthem isn't that bad

Lmao I can truly appreciate the infrastructure of this stadium with this level of attendance

how is Haiti still a semi decent team
Libya, Afghanistan and Syria are all dogshit because they're failed states, but Haiti are just powering through with a semi-decent chance of making the World Cup too.
It's admirable you know.

>>149169374 (OP)
>/oro/
gold*

>>149220472
Au*

Saudi Arabia is the greatest US ally

>>149220472
Shut up chikaner just enjoy it for once.

>>149220536
a fucking bong is not going to talk to anyone about being replaced lmao

>>149220512
Based Oil bros

haiti's new kits look pretty nice

We sudacas now???

>>149220459
Haiti is just powered by voodoo magic, i'll never forget the one time a Haitian club knocked out an MLS club despite them fielding a bunch of random dudes because the league hadn't been on for like a year and they didn't have enough dudes on a contract that could also be able to get a visa to travel to the US

>>149220472
UEFA has no business how us CONCACAF sickos decide how to name our glorious competition

>>149211843
I've changed my stance you should bet on a haiti win

>>149220758
you're caribbean

>>149220761
you're speaking english thirdie dog, you're tacitcly admitting your language and culture is trash

>>149220459
Genetics, Haiti are black and naturally athletic

>>149220761
I could never forget viollete champions of the 1984 champions cup

>Haitian finishing
>Saudi defense

Haiti is only not winning because they contract downs syndrome when its time to shoot

>>149220615
They've often had that shit on

>>149220906
2 coughing babies, a beauty to behold

>>149220904
the champions cup during the 80s was so wild it's funny, you got a bunch of teams from Trinidad and Tobago, Suriname winning the whole damn thing while teams from Mexico got eliminated by teams from central america

Also PIF money kicked in!

ERA

no era

FUCKING SAUDI JEWS
FUCK CONCACAF

ERAA

Lmao the Haitian defender got it right

the state of concaca

Why does every Anglo/French Caribbean man/woman look perpetually pissed off?

based saleh our only good player owned argentina and now haiti

would you **** a saudi girl?

>>149221120
shes not even saudi tho

>>149221120
Only if she converted to Christianity and under the confines of marriage.

>>149221114
does Saudi Arabia care about being in this tournament? Qatar at least made some ads about it for their airline irrc

>>149221142
her name is Latifa and she's from Saudi Arabia

>>149221159
if we counting immigrants then mbappe is European

Nobody taught these Haitians how to shoot

Are we gonna top the group bros...

>>149218432
>>149218516

I don't think we can beat Jamaica
Curacao seems the team to beat ngl

>>149221199
how about her then?

>>149221153
nope not really but some of are up to watch the game

>>149218432
Jamaica with the most mickey mouse world cup qualification ever

>>149221251
Don't sleep on Curaçao. They're going toneliminate you and the guanaques from this oro cup

>>149221219
yes

>>149221251
uh...

>>149221216
>>149221251
>underestimating curacao

>>149221291
ASTAGFIRULLAH

damn Jamaica are pretty bad
going to be weird seeing Steve McClaren at a world cup

the state of those shitters

lmano these negroes can't shoot

>>149221401
If Haiti could shoot they woulda won at least 2 Gold Cups between 2000 and now

>>149221325
you guys are borderline unbeatable at home, all you need to do is take care of business with bermuda and trinidad and you should be gucci

>>149221286
dude, this team played down to the fucking cayman islands, we're irredeemably shit, i would not be surprised lmao

>latinx trying to be racist
lmao

Bro it hurts my autism seeing this Haiti team do 1 amazing olay after another only to shit their pants when its time to score.

>>149221325
"the team to beat" is not an underestimation broski

How do anglo islanders see Haitians? Do you have any cultural contact with them at all?

>>149221631
they were a French colony why would anglos care about them?

>>149221631
1/4 of the Bahamas is illegal Haitian immigrants and they fucking hate them
Bahamas is the 3rd richest country in the Americas and the richest black country on earth and they don't have time for that shit

>>149221631
We send them back when they arrive on their boats

>>149211843
don't listen to me never bet against oil

are saudi women hot?

holy shit this game is grim

safe to say neither of these teams is advancing

Anyone got that pic of Hervé Renard signing for some club in the middle of nowhere where he looks kidnapped

Now ticos I'm going to bet 500 pesos on your team you better not lose

>>149222385
I didn't even realize there was another game after this

>>149222324
Don't bet on it, Trivago is even worse than these shitters.

>>149222471
if they don't play like cowards they can beat both of them

I’m on the hottest gambling streak of my life right now. Based Haiti just won me another $150

I'm aittle late but ERA

Costa rica

Suriname

>>149223260
Sheraldo isnt playing?

>>149223425
lol

kinda wish I the guy beside he in the matching outfit covered in haiti flags

>>149223491
probably injured he didn't start in qualifiers either

I always feel bad for the kids

Costa Ricans are living proof that being slightly whiter DOES NOT make you more attractive

I am ready for some concakino

Guess Keylor isn't too big for the gold cup now huh?

ticobros... is Ugalde good? or just hype

Combine >>149223563 and >>149223425 and you got a goated collage image

Based CONCAKINO

>>149224116
he really likes the new coach apparently

LMAO what a goal hahahahaha

>>149224339
Peak /oro/

surixirs...

their collapsing like trinidad

BASED

nvm

hopefully the goal makes them less nervous now

Let’s ve serious this a joke

That header goal was sick

lol wut

fun match

Based chifrijo

They're putting more of a fight, TripAdvisor and Trivago could learn from them

>Slipped from pitch
>ball gets jacked and scored on
Based Concacaf i kneel

>Calvo
every time kek

era mano

era

Umm tico bros did we get too cocky?

holy shit it's so over

It's ogre

It's over

>>149225599
giving up already?

El mágico de concakino

About time

it's no over

HOLY TROLLPOST

Navas is way too old to be playing

This is pure unadulterated KINO

DAMN

Concacaf delivers once again

What do you say? Blue stripes or stripes + star?

>>149225737
Hih?

What do you say? Blue stripes or green stripes + star?

>8 minutes
Concakino

>>149225752
suriname winning would be a nice story

>Warren ded
>1 men down because no subs

based, Suriname wins 3-3

NO FUCKING WAY

EXTREMELY LATE BENULDY :DDDDDDDDD

This Malone nigga sucks lmao go back to the jazz

BENALTY :DDD

NO ERA

late era

Gooooooool

Stupid fucking NIGGER

Sad coach ;_;

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kinocaf keeps delivering

Surinam deserve to win

Fuck Calvo

>>149225914
if navas stayed home they probably would've

what shit team, needing a penalty against Suriname.

>>149225914
He's directly to blame for 2 of the goals, hope El Piojo doesn't call him I'm the qualifiers next September

i hate concacaf
bad guys always win
so stupid

>>149225832
>>149225917
Rigged?

>costa chica can’t even beat surimeme fairly
Wew

>>149226061
Are you a mexican in panamá or something?
Only they call us like that thinking it's some sort of insult to us

>>149226061
In fairness, all of the good players are busy in the clubs world cup

>>149226161
Neither team has players that could be playing in the CWC, the closest one is M. Ugalde who has rumor that he could be playing for Monaco/PSG next season

>>149226194
damn then the quality of the whole region went down, i blame china

Saudi Arabia winning this would be hilarious

>>149231055
can women act normal in front of a camara?

>>149231895
Only asian ones can

We lose today

Ngl I didn't think this thread would make it to today would of thought it'd hit 500+ after the Mexico and USMNT games

>>149234942
They have game threads so they don't post in here

>>149234942
if mexico didn't have its own game thread it probably would've. That and I think americans are too busy watching club world cup to care about their national team right now especially after their recent performances

I got Panama and Jamaica, so far I'm 3/4 on my bets.

>>149234969
>>149235023
>the usmnt match thread only got 30 replies
holy fucking grim

>>149235351
Yeah I guess no one cares about the matches so far.

'lupe finna boutta shock the world (or at least the 5 bored anons watching)

wtf why is saudi arabia playing in this tournament?

>>149236533
collecting all our bros from the middle east so they don't have to play in the gross confederations
Israel and Iran will join CONCACAF when the war is over and liberal democracy has been installed

We're beating Wanda Loop

strong fan turnout of 27 for this compelling group stage match

>>149237014
neither of these teams have a big american diaspora tbf

>>149236533
You would think more Anons would show up just to hate watch

where was this display against Belice???

Ala verga, los panameños nos van romper el culo

well I didn't think it would be possible to outdo trinidad

I'm sorry, but did Guadeloupe already lose?

We need to save our goals for Jamaica, sorry rastabro

>>149237236
About to be 4-0

>>149237236
yup

When will my Isthmus RISE bros?
I've waited for so long

RAPE

I don't remember Guadalupe being this bad

APOLOGIZE

it's over...

>>149237454
it's not guadalupe. panama is that good

Is this the real most dangerous lead?
>>149237454
I think this is their first match since the gold cup play offs since they cant play qualifiers panama is just more warmed up than them I think

>>149237523
panama are also just extremely good now

>>149237454
The-they were better than this l-last Gold cup...right?

We shoiud move to Conmebol these island niggas are too garbage

>>149237619
u guys might just win the cup. deserved after so many finals

Cerotes, I'm going to the Guatemala-Panama game on Friday, have I made a mistake?

>>149237582
they were okay

>>149237651
If a country not named Mexico or the US wins a Concacaf cup, the confederation should be mercifully put down

>>149237582
they almost made it out of the group last time but missed out due to a last minute guatemala goal

>>149237744
(I'm Guatemala, I'm coping about our level)

>>149237713
the opposite. it's gonna be kino. im going to the jamaica-panama game.

>>149237771
I don't want to see Miwate get raped.

why did the guadeloupe guy do that

>walk outside for a cig
>we score 2 goals while I'm away
It's our year

>>149169374 (OP)
How are the tri shitters doing? Could they even beat the baseball playing island nation or have they sunk even lower than expected and blamed It on "this Is our Z-§3.1416 team"

>>149237865
do what? I swapped over to the boca match for a bit

>>149237925
A 3-2 win against the DR was a bad look

Mr J Riquelme!!

Guadalupe ties it in the next 20 minds

I hate to admit that I'm watching baseball over this, but I am and I'm not afraid to say it.

>>149238973
>I hate to admit
>I am and I'm not afraid to say it.
Which is it fgt?

>>149238973
Isn't it your number one sport? why would you be afraid to admit that?

>>149239036
You don't get the reference?

>>149239075
I hate to say it but, no. And I'm not afraid to say it.

>>149239071
National team > anything baseball related. The only time baseball is relevant is when either the Yankees are in the postseason or when our provinces play the national tournament in April.

ERA

>>149239169
How can you Caribeños like Baseball when there's like 3 fucking teams in each country's league?

>>149239205
There's actually 12 teams in Panama (one for each province and one for the Capital). But the 3 team league is just for the winter league. Baseball season is short, so there's little reason to expand.

>>149239262
Can you spoonfeed me the wikipedia page of the larger league, this is the only one I can find
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liga_Profesional_de_B%C3%A9isbol_de_Panam%C3%A1

>>149239365
https://es.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campeonato_de_B%C3%A9isbol_Mayor_de_Panam%C3%A1
I've been to the finals once, the traffic jam is crazy, but the party is worth it.

>>149239452
For me it's Bocas del Toro (rightful Central American clay)

I feel like guadeloupe are gonna get a 3rd

>>149239542
Panama have certainly forgotten how they scored 4 in like 15 minutes

we're playing peak garbage time ball

at least they didn't give they were just simply outplayed

>>149239071
It is
Only black people and people in the capital play it
Baseball stadiums in the interior mogg the attendance of the soccer league
Although it is getting a little more popular even there
I hate globalism

that goal difference might hurt guadalupe

Nice we won gg wadahloope

>>149237713
You’re gonna get deported dude

Why are Mexicans from EdoMex such animals? Why do they always rob stuff and chop people up into pieces

>>149239957
LPF being so bad is what nerfs futbol, all our good players leave the country as soon as they can.

>>149240014
it's edomex culture

Cerotes XI

last cup reggebois were a bit shit hopefully they are better now

>>149240176
No we weren't we didn't lose a single game until the semis the team just got over confident and halgrimsson's ultra defensive long ball system sucks against big teams

>>149240215
Is Greenwood basically ignoring yall or what’s the case with him

>>149240014
I wish man, I'm here legally unfortunately.

>>149240166
Tena is cooking something here, only time will tell if its good or foul.
We usually play 4-2-3-1
Here He's going 4-3-2-2 with two carrileros instead of two contenciones, IDK if it will be good.

>>149240419
No Mendez Laing is gonna kill these cerotes tho and imo Samayoa can’t defend for shit

Am late but still

>>149240597
>betting on another hagen fuck up
wew

>>149240232
I don't know you'd have to ask him
>>149240572
lati is playing midfield actually king is gonna play center back and lowe will be playing fullback

>>149240731
Sofascoee tends to fuck up the formations

Come on Commonwealth Realm lads, win it for /are Charlie/.

>>149237454
Well they are near the bottom in terms of transfermarkt for this tournament. They are also technically not a countryy rather a " department"

>>149240794
>dominican republic is somehow above Hondurass, Guatemala and Suriname
Holy kek

>>149240488
Samayoa is great, and Mendez-Laing is mid as hell, Santis is much better. The attacking line is the perfect lineup if you ask me, I just don't know about the tactical change.

>>149240842
They have two players who really make a huge difference

here we go
good luck jamaica

its kino already

Come on Jamaica score a goal
It's really very simple
Put the ball into the net
And we'll go doopin' mental!

Fucking dirty Jamaicans quit karate kicking our players

Where is Mason Greenwood?

Fucking diva Bailey

Demarai Gray DM'd my gf.

We're certifyingly OLEing these black bulls

as usual bailey is shit in a jamaica shirt

ARBITROS CEROTESSSSS

haha time for good old fashioned Concacaf murderball

No se desesperen muchá. Jamaica has nothing

I don't even like Jamaica and they constantly disappoint me. I can't imagine if I was actually Jamaican.

>>149242291
THIS IS GUATEMALA FAGGOT WE'RE A SLEEPING GIANT

GOOL

have to admit that was a good goal can't even be upset

reggeaboysbros… what is happening

Wtf I'm 4 minutes behind goddamn Vix

Do Jamaican players just get drunk every international break?

>white rum
Just saw that and now I’m drunk

GUATEMALA

IS

A SLEEPING

GIANT

Temblá Panamá

>the ESPN play by play guy singing after Guatemala scored

incredibly based

>>149242520
can you guys not bottle it for once? please, we want you to be good

Tena es el mejor entrenador de la historia de Latinoamerica. Literalmente hizo lo imposible. Por primera vez en la vida alguien hizo jugar bien a ese monton de indios.

>>149242682
Siempre jugamos bien, nunca ganamos, ahora jugamos hiper bien y a veces ganamos

bailey is such a lazy player

>michail antonio on the bench
Wasn't that nigga learning how to walk again like 2 weeks ago

if only we had another pescado

>>149242747
Esperate a que se despierte el flaco

>>149242747
El Fish in this team would score 3x the goals.

Jamaica please

Viva Comunicaciones
Que viva la raza cerote

I just sent a tip in to ICE about all these Guatemalans.

>>149242817
You struggled against a baseball country. We're DOMINATING a World Cup favorite

>>149242817
if palmer doesn't come on in the second half cancel your bet

>>149243002
will do

Vamos mi comandante (de la Mara 18)

Fucking CONCACAF corrupt shit confederation
ERA

>>149243450
why would they rig it for us of all teams?

>>149243455
Betting markets

Vamos

more people here than in the mexico game, nice

I'm starting to think the ref hates us

spicy match

Almost a doubke tunnel

>>149243690
nigger

his cock is hurting

>>149243836
rude, I'm telling ICE

Reggay boys always disappoint s.mh
At least my boy Blake always shows up though

what a disaster

now watch as we lose against Guadalupe

I'm more upset at the refereeing than the loss. Guatemala were good though. mcclaren set us up to fail playing two defenders in midfield and benching palmer

Now we just have to win against Guadalupe. We're losing 7-0 against Panama so whatever

>>149244085
don't write yourself off if you play like you did today you can beat them

What a joke. I don't even have faith Jamaica will qualify for the world cup. Not a serious program.

Ahem

Guatecaca actually won
Reggeaboys what happened

>>149244251
>field a team with shitters and newbies in the meaningless last game of the qualifiers a week ago so Jamaica underestimates us in the Gold Cup
It was a high IQ move from Tena

>>149244110
>Panama
>Guatemala
>El Salvador
>Surinam
>all in the same group
>Jamaica
>Bermuda
>Curazao
>Trivago
>this is a world cup qualifying group
conCACAf being the worst federation in the world as always, they really wanted a caribean team in the world cup

>>149244110
You know you can just give guatemala credit its not like we lost to a team playing bad
>>149244251
we got out physicalled and played two defenders midfield. Our usual defensive mid was injured though but that's no use for starting lowe over palmer. mclaren just got his line up wrong and guatemala learnt from last week

>>149244310
Thanks broski, fwiw I hope you guys figure it out and dominate the Caribbean forevermore. Trinidad and Tobago should have never been given a chance to raise up their dirty little heads.

>>149244310
caribbean teams have always been a bunch of shitters boosted by the commonwealth mercenaries and money

Jamaica achieved a certain amount of respect recently because England is letting all their rejects play for your national team again, same with Surinam and the Netherlands, you got guys playing in top 10 european leagues against poor niggas playing on the backyard of a banana plantation

>>149244296
fifa loves conca, it's a a shitload of votes

Puta que de a huevo 0ts
Por fin no es humillación!
Santis el nuevo pescado

>>149243836
Being a nigger seems preferable to whatever you 4ft little goblin people are supposed to be.

>>149244824
stop fighting nig errone just trying to get that white girl pussy

Well now El Salvador has to win to keep the Islandkeks with 0 wins so far

>>149244914
>nig errone
Drunk are we Nigel?

bros.../CWC/ already has a collage..

>>149244824
>muh height
lul

>>149245324
>t. Second-gen wetback
Men shorter than 6ft don’t deserve human rights

>>149242747
You unironically will have 2 or more. The best thing about Tena is that he's creating a great generation for next 2 WC. Today you had like 4 U-21 in the starting 11 and Olger Escobar is pure quality and he's only 17.
Arquímides is a fucking meme

>>149244251
You really underestimate the chapines, they're good and along with suriname they have a good chance to make it

>>149244296
Bermuda technically isn't a caribbean country but I see your point, that's the easiest group and the only string opposition is curacao.
Honduras has to die against CR, Haiti and the new improved Nicaragua by comparison

>>149244251
I'm also shocked

Gold Cup is comfy. I don't even mind we send a b-team. It's still fun.

>hayden had to leave camp because he got what sounds like food poisoning during qualifiers so we might have to play lowe at dmid for the rest of the cup
we're getting grouped

>>149251221
it has been fun this year everybody getting better has made for some entertaining games

>>149252731
I'm hoping Honduras puts up a fight against Canada and it isn't a USvsT&T deal.

>>149253283
I don't think they'll do so poorly, they're bad at the moment but they aren't lose 5nil bad. Unlike t&t they actually show up against big teams so they should put up a bit of a fight at least

>>149252731
Yeah the Costa Rica and Mexico games were fun. Going from the procession qualifiers to this has been night and day

Are the Jamaican's of /sp/ english people who moved to Jamaica, or actual Jamaicans?

>>149254017
Why would anyone move to Jamaica?

>>149253765
I think we will lose or draw today. There havent been really any upsets so far so its bound to happen. Marsh is all banned from the touchline for todays game. Either way it might be a blessing a shit performance to start the tournmaent might be a kick in the ass to play well the rest of the tournament

>>149255878
low taxes, no muslims, nice climate

>>149255878
A lot of Asians moved there recently

>>149255833
I believe in El Salvador

>>149256123
>Marsh is all banned from the touchline for todays game
Forgot about that, I still think you'll be fine though
>>149256138
>no muslims
>>149256178
>recently

>>149256405
One of my classmates in night school was Chinese Jamaican.

>women ref
what is this trash

>>149256487
I know a Sinojamaican too

Bro Bolillo actually has these bums playing like they're at least potty trained.

Is Curacao the Dutch C team? D? E?

el salvador looking better but they can't score

>>149255703
why do curaçao players have female given names as their surnames (martina, margaritha, martha??)

where was all of this from el salvador during nations league and qualifiers

>>149255703
This dude's name is flower-anus kek

Which concacrap team has the most USL players these days?

>>149257649
>>149257659
El Salvador right now looks like Guatemala looked like when we were under Amarini Villatoro. Order but no firepower.

Aaaaand who ended up eliminating us from the 2022 World Cup qualifying? Curaçao...by tying us 0-0...in a single elimination match...in their home turf...

any of these teams good??

ref is a qt desu

>>149257851
I thought Curazao was good but no, it seems they suck too.

>>149257851
I thought Curaçao was but I guess not.

>>149257851
lol no

>>149257851
thought curaçao was, but game is most likely end as slurper

>>149169374 (OP)
right now the 4 teams that deserve to go to the world cup are costa rica, panama, surinam and guatemala, because concacaf is peak american anglo imperialism one of them won't make it to the world cup and instead jamaica will go and play even worse than in the copa america where everyone raped them

>>149257962
I really hate Obama for having Loretta Lynch investigate FIFA leading to Blatter and Platini resigning

>>149257962
Yeah, I really felt Jack Warner Ghost in that draw having all Caribbeans in a single group.

Salvador should go penal hunting

I'm going for a Coke while listening Vocaloid. Do you want anything, anons?

Cam on el salvador, score some fackin gols

Hondurass and Leafs will be a good match, right?

>>149258394
massive hombre

>>149258384
does coke in mexico taste different compared to the mexican one or is it practically the same? I've always found the american one too sweet at times

>>149258260
Montagliani is the same as Warner exept worse, he is enriching himself by unfairly building up Canadian football and favoring the Mexico/US duopoly instead of just stealing wholesale.

>>149258491
I suppose you mean the difference between Mexican Coke and US Coke and yeah. In the US they use (or at least they used) corn syrup sugar which is fucking shit and is used to fatten cows and burgers.
The one in Mexico is prepared with Sugar Cane, which makes it taste different. I've tasted both and they are similar enough but you can taste the difference and I do prefer the Mexican one.

>>149258394
That lady looks like she makes tasty pupusas
Thread theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gWEVx-c5G1g&pp=ygUaYSBtaSBtZSBndXN0YW4gbGFzIHB1cHVzYXM%3D

I like watching the diasporas of these fake island countries fill up 10% of MLS stadiums. The Gold Cup wouldn't be comfy in any other country.

>>149258394
imagebroatgoldcup.jpg

but really, why do all the weird little colonial islands get their own recognized teams, but not Greenland

Man, these 2 teams are so fucking shit. No football at all, just bouncing and inaccuracies all over the place.

I have hockey and gold cup split screen going.

>>149259067
why not both

Do El Salvadorans walk with their chest out now that Bukele fixed the country?

>>149259146
>watching hockey
People don't really do this, do they?

stop playing defensive and go for the goal

le 0-0 group stage draw has arrived

Canada is way too cocky. Unfortunately the US won't play them this tournament because Canada won't make the finals.

>Nathan Ordaz plays for El Salvador
Why? lol he's actually pretty good. He could have gotten a spot with US or Mexico.

Busio should have chosen to play for Jamaica (he was eligible for Italy too). Poch froze him out of the US team.

>>149259420
I thought you guys hated mls players getting called up

>>149259469
Bussy-o stinks, I wouldn't want him playing for us in any game that actually matters.

JUST FUCKING SCORE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>149259420
Literally who?

Yeah I'm not watching this shit, ridiculous lineup

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me guys

Yup, Curacao is making it to the finals.

>>149259741
BOLD PREDICTION: With this lineup, Honduras wins unconvincingly

30 fouls for el salvador vs curaco is not as bad as I was expecting

>>149259741
this is a joke right ?

>>149259741
That's not the actual way they're lining up. A lot of the time these sites have the formation wrong, at least initially.

worst game of the tournament so far

I would watch Monterrey but I'm not making an account on some scam site just for this nonsense cash grab tournament

Can we get a fresh bread?

>>149259814
Based Romell Quioto, Montreal legend

>>149260526
What I remember from his time in MTL was how everyone was cumming over Djordje Mihailobitch when Quioto was much better and more important to their success.

Canada should have to play every game in SoCal or Florida. The US should have to play every game in Mexico City. Mexico Should have to play every game in Canada.
Any game between two of the three of them can be in Couva.

A Joel Waterman goal in his home province would have been absolutely kino