South Africa
138 & 241 - 4 (70.4 overs)
Australia
212 & 207 all out (65.0 overs)
i don't give a fuck about any of the british isles
>>149170407australia is a british isle
WTC
>three tests (3)
>Lords
>MCC
>Dharamshala
all surfaces and conditions covered
plain x
YFO
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Give Australia your energy!
>>149170402>>149170404>>149170410This is getting out of control fellas
>>149170391 (OP)Orkney and Shetland are rightful Norwegian clay. They can keep Man.
The pitch determining the winner of this match just turned it into luckswing. Prove me wrong.
>>149170424would rohther seth efrkia wun thes
Do Hazlewood and Lyon know that they're also allowed to take wickets?
>>149170437It's true. And that's cricket. But our batters were better when the pitch was abysmal than the Saffers were, but because of the timing they got to bat on a road that we only had one wicket left for.
>>149170402>>149170404>>149170410AaaaaAAAAAnnnd...WE RISE
>>149170425https://youtu.be/HPLLvouOGxM
fairweather pozzies up and about all of a sudden
Last digit is how many wickets Boland would've taken in this match if he played over the man who doesn't pass the eye-test.
>>149170433what about 3 and 5
Not yet but it has potential. Maybe a series end is the solution indeed
>>149170384
>>149170437why didn't pozzstralia just play to the conditions of the pitch then
LOOK AT ME I'M PAT CUMMINS WATCH ME WASTE ALL MY REVIEWS
>yeah we'll have a review m8
>>149170454Keep it neutral ground, never play in India and make it a series
They should just play the final in America. Please watch our sport.
>>149170478Based British /rug/ poster
I prefer it as a one off. Higher stakes like a gf
Is it Beding-ham or Bed-in-gham?
I wonder if having more or fewer reviews available is preferred?
>>149170498Pitch conditions/weather play too much of a role. Cricket is a backwards, dying sport because of it. This is a mickey mouse trophy because of how comical the change has been.
>>149170464>>149170485Are you planning to take the reviews back home?
has anyone ever told lyon that he doesnt need to bowl like shit in every fourth innings?
>>149170507How about a one-off but in a roofed stadium on a drop in?
Remember lads, India have not yet won a world test championship, so in a way, we are all winners today
Reminder that >we've choked crucial moments whenever Hazlewood's in the team.
>>149170515Looking good mate
>>149170514he bowls good they just don't get out
This cricket venue makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people, but it's got no soul
Every single WTC winner has come from the southern hemisphere :)
>>149170515your pan is about to fall off ffs.
>>149170515lgm moite
noice high tensile, fixed knot fence moite x
>>149170536so true.
test cricket should exclusively be played at the WACA
>everybody too busy to notice we're in a peewee matchie
>>149170507pitch conditions is why test cricket is great, teams have to adjust by country and ground and try and work out the best strategy
also lords always flattens out by the time day 3 rolls around, you should know this from all the ashes series you've played here
>>149170536lord's is to cricket as monaco is to F1
despise induction hobs
i want to see flames
>>149170536Because it's biased as fuck. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>They want us to lose.
>>149170515Where are the burglar bars on the windows?
Business proposal: give a final to the Windies
List of players who should fuck off:
Green
Hazlewood
>>149170538Letโs be real the northern hemisphere is inferior in every single way. The souties moan but they wouldโve choked this final and deep down they know this to be true.
>>149170563also the barbed wire on top of the walls
and a uniformed black bloke sitting in a chair
and a sign saying the name of a security company
>>149170567If we could get a good pitch prepared in Windies then it has a lot of kino potential
Friendly reminder that England would get heemed by both of these teams.
>>149170563If they get anywhere near here they've earned it honestly
>>149170571>>149170577It looks like he lives in a forest commune. The guys living in knysna forest also donโt have burglar bars and Chubb security.
>>149170567I vote for one of those small comfy stadiums with everyone packed in on the grassy knolls
>>149170569you forgot cummins and labuschagne
>>149170595fuuuuuuuuck you've done well anon
>>149170595whats your internet like?
Ashes test venues in Wales and England.
1. Sophia Gardens
2. Edgbaston
3. Headingly
4. The Oval
5. Old Trafford
~power gap~
999'999'999. Lord's
That would've been a 6 at Eden Park.
>>149170577Bet he doesnt even have retractable security gates on inside doors
that was such a good bowl
pure fluke stuff
Every dayโs great at your Junes.
>>149170595Is Norway a good country if you don't want to interact with anyone?
>>149170600It has been gentrified as fuck but Queenstown has the most scenic oval in the world
what is there left in this sport if you can't even call SA chokers any more
>>149170637racism against new zealanders?
Only two hat-tricks required
>>149170637India still can't win a real trophy.
>>149170637pozzie whinging
>>149170606It's not that hard mate, I'm here as a volunteer for 2 months, took an email and a call to get the gig. I've done a few really cool ones now, you get to experience different environments without having to spend a fuckload
>>149170611Not bad, I don't notice any issues
>>149170627100%, they're not big on social interaction unless you're drinking
>>149170630the john davies? yeah it's kino asf
whose that cutie behind big merv?
>>149170661look at that empty stand
>>149170391 (OP)What a terrible OP fucking shit shit, even forgot to put /cric/ in it.
Never let peewees make OPs especially this cunt who always wants muh matchies fuck off the reddit you cunt
could this potentially be the first WTC that's remembered?
the very first one was obviously a meme and I couldn't even tell you how many more have been between that and this one but I know for a fact no one knows who won them
when historians looks back at the maiden winner of the WTC test champion championship I think there's a decent chance they could be saying it was South Africa
>>149170661beautiful town, but after living there five years, I wouldnt shed a tear if a nuke takes that place off the earth
>>149170641won the first wtc thoughie
>>149170644bit in this
>>149170648kek true the copes and seethes are flowing
reddit opinion but this is pure class from Markram
>>149170649what sort of volunteering if you don't mind me asking
>>149170637Windies returning to greatness would be kino. I miss Ambrose, Walsh, Lara and Hooper tearing it up.
>>149170687go woke, go broke
>>149170687he'd review that I reckon (if he had any remaining)
>>149170676Damning to the absolute state of /cric/ this is the OP that the WTC finishes on
>south african crowd
sure haydos. poms wearing green doesn't make them saffers.
>>149170676kek
I gave up on baking a couple nights ago after the shitshow threads. Blowies always want to bake for some reason
>>149170678the first WTC was priceless regarding /cric/'s seething and bantering. Dont mess with it
>>149170694I think we all do. I didn't even mind losing to them they were so good and cool
>>149170688These guys keep sled racing dogs. There are 17 and I have to feed them plus do misc other shit. Had to break up a couple of fights which can get fucking hairy desu so it's not all easy work. Painted the house last few days and now I'm on the lawns. It averages at around 15-18 hours a week for free room and board
>>149170676>It took a 100 posts for general babbies to realize that matchiechads had had them again>skull emoji skull emoji skull emoji
How the fuck are they choking this, they only needed to score 69 runs with 8 wickets to spare
Australia's top 3 have a combined total of 49 runs across both innings
>>149170719Best thing about NZ winning was NZ then losing AS CHAMPIONS AT HOME TO BANGLADESH
>>149170741>emojis You seriously need to go back
disgusting pozzie monkeys trying to claim that, embarrassing
nothing wrong with using emojis
eggplant emoji water emoji
hey cummins, review THIS
*unzips dick*
Why didn't they just HEEM Markram?
>>149170746This is the POST
>>149170753This is the CRINGE
You now remember Simon Katich
>about to lose a final to the biggest chokers in cricket
>captain smiling and joking with teammates
love me pat, but show some fucking care
this is bazzball-tier mentality
>>149170781I never forgot that big blue hero.
Both teams are wearing the same outfit, how embarrassing.
>>149170788Agreed. Very unaustralian behaviour
>>149170788Knew he was losing the moment our last pair got 50. Gone through the stages of grief.
>>149170781*walks across the crease*
australia needs some quick wickets here
Smudge dropped the World Test Championship yesterday.
superb cricket from markram really
corr look at the dumper on that bird
>>149170797kino, good stuff anon
>>149170788Itโs the WTC, not the Ashes. Settle down,
only 6 wickets to win lads
>bouncing the coming new ball on a metal railing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The lads enjoying a fucking scorcher here. It's 20 degrees and sunset is at 1130 pm. Truly god's country
>pozzies play 1 sport internationally
>can't win at it
Literally India tier
if I were Mark Ram I'd simply hit 2 or 3 boundaries this over
>>149170829new ball
cumgod
6 wickets
easy
>>149170824Thatโs Babuma.
>>149170839got enough dogs mate?
>>149170840Is rugby played internationally? Or does NSW /Qld not count as Australia?
>drops another ball
thanks carey
>>149170788compare that to Marnus who is still desperate as fuck
Marnus gets too much shit for his antics (ignoring his poor batting)
>>149170839do you have to walk them? how big is their enclosure
I'M DELAYED SO I'M SAYING GOTTEM JUST FOR FUN
Does every player who's played in the cycle get a winners' medal?
>>149170889Yeah but they're cold weather huskies and we don't walk them much in the height of summer. Anything above 10 degrees is too warm. They get to run around a bit inside.
>>149170897I think he was referring to Australia mate.
>>149170919If they want one, yeah.
Work just called, let me know if we win lads
KP about to go mental when SA win
Not given up on the double hattrick yet
POZZIE
POZZIE
POZZIE
SOI
SOI
SOI
>>149170920Thats funny people here torture their huskies in 30degree weather all the time.
>>149170947.....
happening?
>>149170954>tortureDogs donโt have feelings.
how about another choke, murray
really deserved to see the innings out
>pozzies congratulating markam
What a bunch of pozzed pussies LMAOOOOOOO
>>149170961good morning sar
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK LETS GO
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Runs: 4
Wickets: 0
Catches: 0
Just A Great Bloke To Have Around The Team Ya Know: 1
this now has the potential to be the greatest choke in the history of sport
edge of your seat stuff
>>149170979Calm down, poof.
>>149170947>get double hattrick>#11 hits a 6 off off his first ball to win the game
South Africa might win the "title" but lost the story right there
>>149170992>australian trying to do math
>>149171004Itโs maths, seppo.
here's the scenario
5 runs
5 wickets
This hitting for a six is a meme, singles all count.
>>149171019Could you break that down for me?
>>149171032south africa needs 5 runs
australia needs 5 minutes
that's the scenario
>>149170992>W1 - Kyle>W2 - Jensen>W3 - Keshav>W4 - RabadaGuess who comes in after that?
Or are you one of those retards who think a "double hat-trick" is 6, when it's two hattricks in a row, which is 123, 234.
how can this cunt even see the ball with eyes like that
WHAT A HIT ITS OUT OF THE GROUND
>first ICC trophy ever
is that correctยฟ
think SA should think about the declaration here
>>149171043amazing how markram managed to score so many hundreds in this one innings.
1-100
2-101
3-102
so on and so on...
the man has SO MANY CENTURIES to his name now, all from ONE SINGLE INNINGS of test cricket
INCREDIBLE stuff
>>149171066No, the WTC is a mace.
>>149171066nope 1998 ICC knock out
Reckon we declare on 281. The real mace is the friends we made along the way right?
>>149171072it's an interesting discussion
NICE PRESSURE GREENY
KEEP IT UP LAD
>>149171085Would be a beautiful gesture
>>149171085If I lieve in SA I would have a mace with me at all times
>hates tarqs
>watches a tarq sport
>is a tarq
what an odd person.
Saffas deserve this win afterwards being the top test side for the decade prior to the wtc having a final
would it be good sportsmanship to bowl marnie next over?
>>149171111Check those quads
Should bowl a wide now to spite the cunts
Another stunning victory for the Southern Hemisphere in the World Test Championship. That makes it 3 - 0 noffies
>>149171123>bowls one ball >gets hit for 6 >match figures of 0.1-0-6-0 economy of 36
>>149171147Based. Will the poorthern hemorrhoidsphere ever recover?
>>149171147>India is the only BIG CHUNGUS in the Northern hemispherefeels.good.webm.bz2
>one over left
>1 to win
>itโs a maiden and lunch
Good game, Aussie friends. Commiserations on the loss, but well fought. Its been a joy.
>beamer someone to lose the match
THAT'S A WIN FOR TEST CRICKET
>fathers day tomorrow
what
>>149171156WORLD CUP WIN FOR WOKENESS
ITS DONE ITS OVER
THEYโVE DONE IT
THE CHOKE-CHAIN BROKEN
>>149171185indian fathers day
>>149171175You won on luck, not skill. South Africa remains a shithole
braai at my house to celebrate
>>149171185where's your father?
>>149171175yes congratulations gg and all that well played
fucking lol I missed it all there was a car accident out the front of the house had to call the cops because they got out and starting punching on with each other. fucking hell.
wonder if aus will look back on this and regret keeping cummins as captain (they will)
>>149170929>the meme team that went to New Zealand all get oneb a s e d
so many jokes so many tears so many oh so nears but they've done it ;_;7
Why does KP have a south african accent?
>>149171175well done for the lads, well overdue on claiming some deserved silverware
aww theyโre partners thatโs so cute
pozzstralia KEK
pozzstralia KEK
pozzstralia KEK
pozzstralia KEK
pozzstralia KEK
pozzstralia KEK
I expect at LEAST 2 retirements from this disgrace of a "team"
>There will be dancing in the streets of South Africa?Will be? Keep me posted
>>149171175
>The best test side is the one who cares least about the format
Pondering this one
>>149171223committed to making himself as detestable as possible
Unfortunate. What day does game 2 start?
Last night I drank the vodka, talked to freaks on Kik and locked my cock in chastity cause a dominant woman told me too. Showed it to strangers when they asked, including men despite being straight, and now it's covered in bruises. Lot of fun though.
>>149171242My two takeaways are we should use two openers and play a couple of warmups next time
other flags celebrating vicariously through SA, you're fucking pathetic and your team didn't come close to the mace.
>>14917126416th June 2027.
WHAT PART OF SOUTH AFRICA ARE YOU FROM?
>>149171273neither did yours kek
Is that the Dutch accent?
>>149171242those old fucks still got the ashes to showboat at unfortunately
>>149171281freestate unironically
Khawaja MUST go.
Cummins MUST abdicate.
>WTC ended with a matchie
Incredibly proud of this poomunity
err lads... I think it's time we apologise...
That fookin prawn lied to me
When are we getting a /cric/ then
>>149171320shiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt
Zelig
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Can someone explain me why lords has a square boundary instead of the regular circular boundary??
love it when the good guys win
>>149171252reminder that steve smith dropped the world test championship mace
was there a cricket match on or something?
>>149171359it was originally a venue for peasant whipping.
We have seen this story before
>>149171320do NOT show rhonda and ketut this!
>>149171250Only the administrators and the mercenaries.
The fans still love Test cricket the most.
>>149171242Smith is retiring. That reaction when he broke his finger was like when Gilchrist realised he was done.
>celebrations
No! You fools! We can still lose this. Just watch, we can somehow still lose this
>>149171364Just a one-off exhibition match.
>>149171372congrats in advance on winning the next mace ausbros
fuuuuuuuuck my saffa boss is gonna be extra smug come monday
>>149171384Reddit tier humour.
Why is this happening to me
>>149171372simulation is breaking down
>>149171384>post-match scrutineering revealed that bavuma's ass didn't have enough fuel left in it, thus the team were disqualified
>>149171403maybe you should have used your reviews better Pat.
>>149171400Must be shit to have to work remotely like that.
>>149171400Better have your work done over the weekend.
>>149171249Sadly I dont think enough people care about cricket to even know we won till they read it on some news site on Tuesday (Monday is a public holiday). But a few dedicated fans will be very happy and maybe this win can be used to revive some interest in the sport here. I wont be dancing in the streets, but the weather is lovely today and Iโm planning on lighting the braai fire imminently
>>149171429Whatโs the holiday for?
>>149171420It was lost giving away 4 soft wickets on day 1 so not getting to put on a 400+ lead when it was a flatty
Pat Cummins is a king
yeah the king of shit captaincy LMAO
>>149171372Sadly this means England is due a WTC (their one and only)
>>149171429The sport died because of politics, mercenaries and chokers.
most people gave up with all the jeet chuckers being allowed to play.
going b2b was the chance to go toe to toe with the golden gen
>>149171452with any luck it'll be an asterisk WTC and not count, just like their ODI WC*
>>149171432Youth Day which is a commemoration of the June 16 1976 Soweto Massacre. So kinda grim i guess
>>149171469I looked it up, itโs โFreedom Dayโ and celebrates the end of apartheid. LMAO
>>149171429Answer the question, will there be at least 2 people (thus making it a dance) dancing in the street because of the aforementioned sport title?
>>149171490Yes, we celebrate the end of our history.
Ride the Kali Yuga.
>>149171490World Test championships under Apartheid: 0
World Test championships after Apartheid: 1
Roicism is never the answer
Where does this Australian team rank in terms of GOAT teams?
>>149171573Above the one Xavier Doherty was in but below the rest.
>>149171573below any of the teams that actually won the competition they were playing in
Gotem
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Losetralia
>>149171624Nice mutton chops on Ngidi desu
>>149171359They wanted to copy eden park
>>149171573Its below 1992-2007 and the invincibles but probably still third
Even though they fucked this one, it was due
>>149171624your boyfriend is a talented portraitist
>>1491715734th below your golden gen windies peak and graeme smith's SA
Australian Test Team Avoid Winning In An Effort To Avoid Being Champed.
>>149171094NICE ONE GREENY TAKE A TEENAGES SPOT IN THE SIDE AND SCORE NO RUNS
treating myself to a coopers stout
any relation to cameron stout?
not sure, either way I am sucking both of them
Now that the dust has settled, what went so wrong?
>>149171997Australia Act 1986
Smoth broke
Khawaja needs to go
Captain Cuck needs to resign
why doesn't WTC finale feel like a CWC or t20 CWC win fellas
lack of energy is bothering me a bit ngl
feels like a non event of sorts, final seems like a farce
business idea: give the mace to the WTC table topper. retroactively even. end of
really strong smell of poo all of a sudden
just saw the top of the thread and confused a bit lads
Good lads, so how was the last day? And Congrats South Africa.
>>149172136kinda low energy actually, daresay anticlimactic
>>149172136little sniffter of an SA choke that didn't materialise, but otherwise pozzies wasted pooviews and that was it
>>149171997Rabada played a blinder in the first innings
Ngidi took very well timed wickets in the 2nd
Very good fielding from SA. Only 1 bad dropped catch
Smith and Head shat the bed
Plus SA got a massive rub of the green with the toss and the condition of the wicket yesterday, even though Bavuma and Markram finally played as well as they should
One off test suited SA more than Aus who would have likely won a series 2-1 or 4-1. It's like England winning the 1st test in India last year
>>149172145Oh well. Its over now. Big picture, its good that SA won. Test cricket needs to be more competitive.
>>149172145truth nuke: people subconsciously realise the protagonists lost today
fucking faggot dumb cunt convict retards lmao
I've noted that Green never had a bowl. Was he injured?
dont have long left on this earth lads ngl
>>149172269eternally fucked back
>>149172263Your VPN is still on.
>>149172177Good summary. Probably add that Australians were noticeably old, particularly in the field.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8re683rdp5o
>India have 38.5% of the ICC's revenue distribution split for the next cycle
>the next highest (England) have just 6.9%
Fucking hell
>Didn't win
Damn, oh well.
>>149173078not but steven pay
>>149170391 (OP)The difference is the big island is full of plebocrats and the people on the little island are alright
>>149173171meant continental europe as opposed to britian btw
>>149170391 (OP)not seeing the island of sodor here
>>149173078>well done for winning the WTC>here's less revenue than fucking bangladesh farce tbqh
>>149173274It'll get even worse under Jay Shah. People say there's a "Big Three", that chart completely obliterates that notion.
>>149173078>There has not been a single three-match Test series not involving at least one of England, Australia and India since 2019.>The main reason for the truncation of a series is that it is not possible to be fitted in because of the need for three days of rest between matches.>Broadcasters have to provide an expensive outlay for a fifth day which doesn't always happen.>Is it time for four-day Tests to become the norm? Barclay thinks it should be considered.Once again it's pricks trying to make more profit by changing the sport for reasons
Visiting sides should get something out of it, that's a bit of a no brainer. Like at least a percentage of the broadcast and have their travel expenses covered
sorry but SA are still chokers desu famalams
this wasn't really a knockout style tournament - they won a one off match. they'll still bottle it in ODIs. quite an upset tbf though, Rabada and Makram did it for them but the Aus team was way better on paper
>>149173402The Aussie team was shit on paper. I don't follow cricket anymore because the standard is garbage now.
>>149173423>still watches gayfl
Mandatory minimum three match series. Two matches isn't really a series is it?
>>149173440Only to laugh at how rigged it is and hope things get better
>>149173423>doesn't follow it>still has strong opinions on itI like what you said about my island
is it time for the northern hemisphere to be relegated to the second division WTC?
>>149173402Ultimately the coin toss was the deciding factor and it was a 50% chance for either side to win.
reckon we need to look into developing an argentinian cricket academy, southernhemispherelads
>>149173543they'd probably win the WTC before englel
>>149170407>the british isles>>149170413>australia is a british isle
>>149173530Australia fucked up throwing away too many in first innings. Add another hunderd to the 4th innings chase it's a close match. Saffas bowled well and batted better and deserved it, toss is cope Australia had chances
>>149170478>impersonating me>>149170489That's not me.
Also
>me>British
>>149173576Not really. Whoever batted first was always going to be on the back foot. If conditions stayed the same throughout then Australia would have won. But conditions changed in a way that favoured South Africa massively. Australia made similar scores in both innings, but South Africaโs innings may as well have been played by different sides.
>>149173604I don't watch cricket cause I'm not a fucking tranny.
>>149173543think that was bard and zachy's promise to cric but they fell out and never delivered (maybe not in that order)
>>149173645That's a bit rude mate. The cricket door is always open for you if you have a change of heart
yes always more space in the British Isles for another cricketing nation.
>>149173713>the British Isles>>149173704My apologies, friend. I will now watch your sport.
Honestly the more I watch other sports the more I realise how completely absurd it is that cricket doesn't have a governing body with absolute power over scheduling.
Even state owned Manchester City still have to play against fucking Luton and Ipswich, because it's on their calendar, but god forbid someone suggests a round robin for the WTC. Where will we fit our five ashes series?
>>149173764Good man yourself
>>149173767It's dangerous to do that though because whoever gets in charge will start counting beans and fuck around with traditional things like 5 match series and stuff
>>149173767>comparing domestic competitions with international competitions
>>149173530>thinking cummins is a good enough captain to have a 50% chance in the coin toss
>>149174141that would explain why bard was missing the last few days and seemingly replaced by the "australian" posting with the irish flag.
Very interesting indeed
>youtubers asking saffa fans where they are from
>no one was from south africa
>it was mainly rich people from the netherlands
>the online/social media "fanbase" is 99% indians
and pozzies lost to THAT
kek
lads the deanoball twats are trying to take 'CWC' for themselves as 'Club World Cup' but that's always been ours. how do we stop this?
Couldnt decide between a brandy n coke and a rum n coke so I had one of each
>>149174438its going to flop anyway, they've resorted to slashing prices to $4 i heard. the quarters will just be european teams only, so even the sudacas will lose interest.
>>149174438only sudacas care much like the old format
the last sudaca win was corinthians in 2012 which they still laud over english fans, but if you ask the average chelsea fan they'd be hard pressed to remember that they lost that final
>>149174438How do socca ass-niggas keep up with the bajillion random combinations of club leagues happening in different combinations every year
>>149174635same way cricket fans do, they don't watch meme shit.
This is the couch
It is my couch
695 quid but couch is something you have to splash a bit on innit
why didn't any of the bowling attack except Cummins and Starc try to get people out? perplexing stuff
just say bowling line-up
or just bowling
line-up is ok as an (inferior) synonym for attack in this case but bowling on its own makes no sense
bet his tarq mum paid the 695 and all. spoilt brat
Nice though isn't it
And You're wrong
She picked it out though
And I will probably get her to choose it all as men aren't good at this
>>149174438cup winners cup predates the cricket world cup, I won't mention this outside of here
>but bowling on its own makes no sense
pretty sure this has been debunked
very mediocre on wall sesh
got the moves I wanted at least but didn't link anything really
>>149173423Nothing will bring back 90s and 00s kino.
Should just put the sport to bed.
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show your moves on here zachy mate. the bumble killer
>>149175659said it before, cricket's peak was the entire noughties
250 was considered a 'good' score in ODIs and it felt like an even battle between bat and ball
Game's gone
>said it before, cricket's peak was the entire noughties
>250 was considered a 'good' score in ODIs and it felt like an even battle between bat and ball
>Game's gone
so true
only ever enjoyed the Shahid Afridi/Nathan bracken/Andrew hall era of ODIs me
games gone
>said it before, cricket's peak was the entire noughties
>250 was considered a 'good' score in ODIs and it felt like an even battle between bat and ball
>Game's gone.
>>149175733based mong didn't know how to attach a pic (check the archive if (when) this fatty deletes)
>>149175764modern ODIs are absolutely dire
genuinely not cricket
>>149175781>>149175792GOTTEM
>>1491757921996 WC changed the story fella
ODIs outside of the wc have been boring for at least 20yrs. t20 was a bit of fun to start a tour or even as a very short tournament it's still ok but it shouldn't be taken seriously because it's not, it's like 7s rugby nobody wins 7s rugby and thinks they're a great rugby team and nobody who actually likes cricket thinks t20 is anything, the hundred is basically designed to destroy the sport
>t20 was a bit of fun to start
If you say so
>no test cricket for literally days>>149175908
>>149176062It was. I remember the first international NZ vs AUS they wore the old 80s kits and just had a bash at Eden Park to start off the test and odi tour. Nobody took it seriously, I can't even remember who won or what happened
didn't mind the Umar Gul (fuck he was shit) era of t20s tbf
zachy 'never watched a t20' was hooked on those early games in the 2000s. he's just being a revisionist on it to sound like a purist
Obviously was exaggerating for comedic effect
I think I have watched one t20 game
>comedic effect
ah another graduate of the school of micksperg I see
should probably buy some posh hand cream
>>149175664there's no mention of the actual name of the fucking app anywhere
>>149175693>ynr kaluwitharana and jayasuriafor the pak..um..englel flags on here
>ynr anwar and sohail
I'll kill myself, I'm just so sad all the time. I can't keep going on like this, I need help. i've wasted my life I gambled it all away I ruined everything
footy
I'm just so sad all the time
the ausfailia thread you made is a bit cringe irishbro ngl
>losing to South Africa
lol lmao even
>>149179163Don't be so callous, they are really hurting. I hope suicidal anon is still with us
the western world fucked up not for ron Paul
donald meme is a joke
They used THAAD already against the Persian missiles after saying they weren't getting involved and hearing whatsisname saying if you help defend you'll be considered a target. It's not good captaincy
Iran must surely have nukes, no zachy?
well we lost the darts but the good news is everyone realises it isn't a sport (except those of toothpick armed persuasion)
oooo very sad for australia
heya criccy, chabin' bla x
hope everyone's is stayin' yamagucci
https://youtu.be/-5iDKWV6Chg
What are the odds England actually win a game in their test series against India?
Really hope they can sack up and make it competitive
Come out you black and tans
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders
>>149194870High.
Winning the series is something else. I am interested to see a team sans Kohli and Sharma and see the leadership shown.
Black country new road- concorde is actually an alright song
>toothpick armed persuasion)
genuinely did 23 bodyweight pull-ups 4th set yesterday
i pulled up at your mums house last night lmao
The Habit, York
Great music
Dire beer
cric was back for 3 days but will not hibernate again
cric was back for 3 days but will now hibernate again
>will not
oh no no no nonononono!!! WHAT A BLUNDER!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/n6P0SitRwy8
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gm criccy
https://youtu.be/z_zF893D8kI
>>149199402one of my fav ngl x
Player Ratings:
1. Usman Khawaja - 2.5/10
>6 (43). Looked old as fuck in the field.
2. Marnus Labuschagne - 4.5/10
>39 (120). Better than Ussie, but this is still not what I would consider a good showing.
3. Cam Green - 1/10
>Didn't contribute anything at any point.
4. Steve Smith - 6/10
>79 (137). Looked really good before nicking off to a part timer. Showed his age with that finger injury.
5. Travis Head - 3/10
>20 (31). Just didn't show up with the bat.
6. Beau Webster - 6/10
>81 (103). Had some clear nerves at the start of his first innings. Didn't offer much with the ball.
7. Alex Carey - 4/10
>65 (81). Loses two points for dropping a sitter and getting out reverse sweeping first ball after lunch.
8. Pat Cummins - 7.5/10
>7 wickets. Passed the eye test throughout the test match.
9. Mitchell Starc - 7/10
>5 wickets and a valiant 58*. Should be batting above Cummins.
10. Nathan Lyon - 3/10
>No wickets and 2 runs. Bowled too short and never corrected.
11. Josh Hazlewood - 4/10
>2 wickets. Got a point for sticking around with Starc in the second innings.
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>>1491994851/10 for khawaja & head
8/10 for starc
5/10.for hazle
hate myself and want to die
>>149199624https://youtu.be/VeE5zqNDn_U
>>149199691jesus they couldve found one charismatic person to show some fucking interest
none of those yank bozos could give two fucks
>Green didn't contribute anything
>still got 1/10
Serious debate. Based on what weโve seen so far this summer. Are the ashes coming home.
After seeing a batting performance that dire you'd have to think so
>>149199816He get's a one because he'd still walk into any test team in the world, including your own after dominating your pitiful bowling stocks in English domestic cricket
i fucking cream at the thought of a home ashes loss to send cuckwaja and smith off
>lanklet pozzie trundler who can't bat and who pissed himself in front of 96 year old Lord's members would get into any team
ok mate
>>149199913>already copinglmao that is one early early pre-cope lad, this is going to be good
its going to be a cope rollercoaster as england optimism falls during the india series
Personally don't care who wins or loses in the cricket
it's just a silly hobby
>>149199804>yank bozosnoice choice of words fella
something a Marylander would say ngl
poosh poozlewood: -100/10
>failed another eye test
just played the smashing pumpkins-mayonnaise on the jukebox at the legendary Newcastle packet, Scarborough
what a little tarq
>>149200116the world wasn't ready for Boland to singlehandedly win the WTC
next cycle maybe
should have been pavement
finna finish up hooking up drip irrigation in me greenhouse today
wish me luck fellas x
their joke box didn't have pavement for some reason
what is malkmus' deal anyway? guy and all his music sucks cock
Literally why do all boomers have those stupid fold up cases
Not like they can't afford a new screen
>>149200211they have some good songs
good music is reddit anyway
malkmus knew this
no I meant I should have left you on the pavement with a left hook for playing plebby /mu/core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSwVArD_8hc
>>149200259try it ol bingo wings
Leaving this shit thread
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