Thread 149173004

18th Man edition

NRL
>GAME 1
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canterbury Bulldogs
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Accor Stadium, Homebush
2.70-1.47
>Jack Wighton leads the Rabbitohs for the first time as they look to avenge their 32-point Good Friday shutout against the ladder leaders. Sunday sees a classic rivalry reignited as the Rabbitohs take on the ladder-leading Bulldogs at Accor Stadium. The Rabbitohs saw their recent resurgence come to a halt with a 36-12 loss to the Raiders in Round 14. The Bulldogs continued their stunning season, flexing their muscles in a dominant 30-12 victory over the Parramatta Eels to solidify their spot at the top of the table. South Sydney are without their talisman Latrell Mitchell (Origin) and playmaker Cody Walker (groin). Jye Gray steps in at fullback, with a new-look halves pairing of Jayden Sullivan and Jamie Humphreys. Alex Johnston's try-scoring prowess remains world-class, scoring 16 tries in 18 games against the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs are the team most heavily affected by State of Origin, with Stephen Crichton, Matt Burton, Max King, and Kurt Mann all on representative duty. Jacob Preston returns from suspension, and Viliame Kikau will captain the side. The Bulldogs hold a slight edge in the modern era, 25-22. They delivered a crushing 32-0 defeat to the Rabbitohs on Good Friday earlier this season. The Bulldogs have not won both regular season games against South Sydney since 2011. Both teams are heavily impacted by Origin, turning this into a crucial test of club depth. The Bulldogs have built their season on a "next man up" mentality and a formidable defensive system. While the Rabbitohs have shown improvement, the loss of both Mitchell and Walker is a devastating blow to their attack.
Rabbitohs 1-12 3.75
Rabbitohs 13+ 7.25
Bulldogs 1-12 2.95
Bulldogs 13+ 2.55
Rabbitohs +7.5 1.90 Bulldogs -7.5 1.90

SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Huddersfield Giants v Wigan Warriors
In progress on Fox and Kayo
11.00-1.04
>Wigan will feel confident on the road as they take on the battling Huddersfield.

>GAME 2
Leeds Rhinos v Warrington Wolves
2:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.27-3.80
>Warrington ended a three-game skid in their last outing, but now take on a tough matchup in Leeds.

>GAME 3
Wakefield Trinity v Leigh Leopards
11:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.80-2.08
>Wakefield's return to the Super League has been impressive - and they could give Leigh a real battle at home.

>>149173004 (OP)
Oh look, the poofter loser once again stayed up until midnight to create a new thread. What an absolute freak. Disgusting cocksucker jew cunt. Don't forget to turn your irish proxy on next time, you dumb cunt kike janny faggot. Kill yourself.

LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA PUT BETTING ODDS, SUPER LEAGUE FAGGOTRY AND NRLW IN THE OP!
Fucking faggot. You ruined this community when you started posting here last year. Disgusting newcunt poofter.

I’m not your boogeyman. Maybe they’ll show up. Good luck

The mask hasn’t slipped. It’s fallen off
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>>149173039
threadsperg has returned! Ok threadsperg, we’re going to watch Spaceballs in the discord. You can watch too, but you have to keep the thread bumped while you do. We’re counting on you threadsperg

I'm happy to see a qld peem jump forward
but I mean every game they play is their home ground
which means ref advantage and psychology advantage
stadiums are packed with their 50 year lineage customers screaming their guts out every home game
when they play in perth which will be a sharks home ground that will be the true test for the everywhere dolphins

The end of that last thread sure was something kek

That's Mr. Sir Dolphin to you

>>149175362
no idea what you're sandfagging talking about yourself about weirdo
but pretty sus

mfw

good morning /nrl/ family

my wives

Ben>Tom>George>Sam

Not Ben, meant Lee. Ben is the Walker lol

Ben>Sam>Shane>Chris

Kevvie>Steve>Kerrod>Billy

Feet>Boobs>Ass>Ears

Tyran>Jason>Darren>Cameron

Easts>Castleford>Balmain>Wests

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>>149172596
Just a small selection of the schitzo collection

They can finally bring the footy show back

ynr the Gundapa brothers

>>149185251
Stupid cunt, hope she doesn’t get missiled

Is that goofy schizo still here?

>>149185491
He was up pretty late. Think he’ll still be sleeping another hour or two. He will announce his presence with a longshot multi and then seethe if it doesn’t win. He might do ok with a bunch of Canterbury tryscoers today

>>149185491
No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again

What goes on the field stays on the field

kek, I've got this schizo jew poof thinking of me 24/7. on a string, sweaty :3

We're all still laughing at you btw.

>>149185408
Hey poofter, turn that proxy off and pull the buttplug out of your rectum. You're a fucking shiteating cumstain who's never left Campbelltown in your "life".
Kys janny faggot. Don't forget to delete this post, before posting pics of fat talentless COONS, while making monstrously stupid posts. Lmao

>>149184462
*enters thread*

>make post saying it will be deleted
>delete the post
>SEE I TOLD YOU THEY’RE OUT TO GET ME!
>profit?

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>>149185925
*leaves thread*

>>149185619
Wangaratta R7 #14

KEK, forgot your irish proxy, poof

Time to walk to the corner store, owned and operate by Indians, to purchase 1.5L of Farmhouse Gold Top milk for $10 including GST, lads.

>>149186260
Getusapackofwinnieblueswillyapleaseandthankyou

>>149185251
Dies for the KEKservatie grift lmao
Should of just stayed a hated nrl personality making fun of coconuts names

>>149173004 (OP)
>Alex Johnston's try-scoring prowess remains world-class, scoring 16 tries in 18 games against the Bulldogs

It’s going to be tough for him today against this bulldogs

>>149185251
Hope this fucking MOLE gets glassed by Iran LMFAO

>>149186479
fuck yeah it is fall over the line man more like pick the cunt up and drag him 100m man

>>149186543
I’m looking forward to it, always get a good game when we play. Souths still have some weapons but clearly Canterbury are massive favourites

mum just posted 'happy father's day' in the family group chat, lads

im in your walls
got you jumping at shadows
i have imprisoned your mind
im your personal nightmare
you dont know what my end game is
who i am
what my modus operandi is
you just know that i am present
and always will be
and theres nothing you can do

>>149186874
Religious thing maybe

Based 4D chess player

>>149186874
it is in america, maybe she was confused by something she saw

doing a poo lafs
regret that 500g of twiggy sticks and family pack of Tim Tam's rn

>>149187134
meant for
>>149186874

>>149187215
too early for that to be digested but enjoy your poopy time glad it didn't happen during the footy

yeah that's the thing, it's not digested properly..... grim

>have ONE game of footy on Sunday
>STILL fucking kick off at 4pm instead of a based 10am kick off so you can have the afternoon off to enjoy the sunshine

honestly there should be 4 footy games every day

*fires up the nrl pyramid expansion plan*

*makes an abhorrent post*

>>149187461
prease understandu. we need tv rating.

>>149187461
>enjoy the sunshine

>>149187461
QRL Magpies v QRL Seagullls @ 2pm

Is 2pm 10am? No? Fuck off idiot.

no need for that mr rudey

2pm is 5am and it’s too early I’ll be watching the replay and enjoying coffee and breakfast more like 10am (which is 7pm)

>>149187911
Based

>>149185251
based Joey wins again

>>149185251
more money in dubai but I guess she's too old for that

>>149187461
>he doesn’t have BarTV
kek cry more leaguelet

>>149167329
Peels and Poarks represent

>>149188442
Raiders too

>>149187461
It’s dark at 5, your plan would lose an hour of sunshine enjoyment

todays 'fit

Imagine "living" in a shithole where it's dark at 5, lol. Grim

5am or 5pm?

I like it being dark when I get up/start work (4~6am) but also like the extra daylight 6~7pm. We should adjust time so the sun is like this all the time.

>>149189238
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/sydney
>4:48pm
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/brisbane
>5:00pm
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/canberra
>4:57pm
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/gold-coast
>4:57pm
https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/townsville
>5:42pm
Still a bit upset about last night by the look of it. Not to worry, enjoy your extra sunshine, it’ll solve all your problems. No drinking till midday though

i remember when i visited western china sunset was at like 9:30pm, very weird place

>>149189605
Anasta v Galvin punch on when

>>149189683
Based single timezone

When is the World Club Challenge?

>retard who doesn't go outside ever (literally said this last night while claiming to never get sick) doesn't realise it's not dark at sunset
based shut-in loser kek

>>149189683
You can experience that in Australia if you go to Tasmania during summer

ok normie

Teacher-anon here, I haven't been sick in 2 years due to the constant battery on my immune system keeping it sharp. Highly recommend the profession for this reason.

based kid fucker

Where is everybody?

we're getting our snacks ready for QLD RUGBY LEAGUE - BEGINS today 2:00PM Magpies v Seagulls

>>149192293
Out but following the thread on the phone. Will be home by 4
>>149192346
But not by 2. Go Magpies

>>149192293
I'm still on the toilet

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>>149185925
kek you report the posts criticising you like a cowardly faggot

the fascist autistic sperg and his stranglehold on a general like a little geek

deranged post

>>149193034
You're a loser

there's the fat COON, but you forgot your irish proxy, poofter.

unsure about this new gimmick lads

>>149193341
When are you posting todays donation?

>>149194003
Already did, loser >>149186260

>>149194003
do you get treats for being a good little dog?

>>149170138
>Yeah nah. This isn't happening.
>>149170167
>>149170171

>still upset
Think it was his last $10. Two-minute noodles for the rest of the week

little lap dog does as hes told

If you guys want early Sunday rugby league go to your local park footy games like I do

>>149194648
How much is a steak sandwich? Any good?

>>149189605
Why does Braith hate him so much lol

Flu / Covid bro you here lad??

>>149195254
i thought about him this morning and laughed
hope hes alright xx

>>149195254
Been here for hours shitting my guts out

>>149195475
how was the night?

BASED COBGOD WHY DID THE BRONCOS DROP HIM AGAIN?

>>149195674
Bad, until I put on some 432hz Gregorian chants to fall asleep to.

i should have put money on port

Whistle ad playing rn at Accor Stadium

whys that m8

just started raining here lads

yay our twink is playing

>>149193659
>unsure about this new gimmick lads
It's anti-turbo hater, he's from /afl/
The tl;dr is that any thread that he doesn't like, he'll shitpost and spam the thread with garbage

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
UP THE DOGGIES

SEXGOD
SEXGOD
SEXGOD
SEXGOD

Will Timmy Turbo be able to walk when he’s 50??!

>no multi posted
Interesting

>>149196652
what?

just a coincidence that the warriors have a bye on the origin affected weekend

>>149196709
based knower

HAS ANYONE SEEN LATRELL?!??

>>149196740
Origin camp m8

>>149196740
Give the ISS a call; I'm sure they can see the fat cunt from there

ISIS is all at the game m8

>>149196709
I tipped $165 on the doggies getting at least 26 points.

>>149196782
no you didn't

REFBALL

>>149196782
At what, $1.05

This fucking ref has money on the bulldogs.

>>149196787
Just a sample of my tips, averages out to 26 points, from 30 to 18.

>>149196808
>light mode
You’re not the person we laugh at m8

try was on there selfish cunt

NRLW Knights player Grace Kukutai has beautiful feet

I ate 5 muesli bars before bed last night and I haven't shat yet today but I know its going to be brutal when it comes

>>149196828
corr they're stinkers too
t. 90% of my diet is muesli bars

this galvin cunt sucks

should’ve just called this game off desu Pooths are basically a reserve grade peem.

THUNDERSTRUCK

based thunder saving us from this shit footy

>uses the lightning break to play christian rock to bulldogs customers
Divine intervention

>>149196897
>>149196928
https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM

>The match has been delayed until further notice due to lightning in the area. We’ll keep you updated as more information comes through.
>For those in attendance, please make your way to the nearest covered area in the seating bowl at Accor Stadium. Stay safe.

>lightning delay
Gonna knock out methinks. Poopeetohs wont win anyways

Seems to be clearing up here. 2 kids also just ran onto the field and got chased down by security

>>149196928
>Have you heard the the tale of Darth Chezius the Wise?

>>149196987
You won’t miss much. MSpaint anon, you can make the necessary preparations for us

The storms over me in Bondi now

>>149197035
We must be neighbours.

5 mins lads

Loving this weather

What will the Duckworth-Lewis total for Souths be?

Why don’t we do a family meetup? Maybe a pub we can all watch the game at in the city.

I've made the call gents. The footy will be back shortly.

>>149197046
See you at run club x

just googled 'run club', do people actually do this? why would you run in a big group?

[Good news] Roosters are in the Top 8!

>>149197130
Meet chicks

>>149197130
It's mostly to find women to have sex with

I don't need a run club to get women to run away from me thanks

>>149197143
>>149197146
interesting, do you need to be good at running?

this ref is really fucked, he was clearly holding his arm there

>>149197157
Yes, but maybe one of the hot chickis will bring a chubby friend you can trail the pack with

>>149197174
https://youtu.be/wU6NKdthd4U

RABBITPUNCHBACK

The women at run clubs are elite

wherever i am i must also fall over the line

literally fall over the line man

>>149197166
awesome

>>149197201
>>149197203
If it's so easy why doesn't every body else do it?

NIBBLEBACK

the white man just doesn't get footy

>>149197222
kek he fucking pwned his haters

Based whistling ad

>>149197130
My problem is that I get really red in the face whenever I exercise, even if I'm not struggling at all.
People always comment that they think I'm going to collapse.

i stalk run clubs to steal womens sweaty socks

>peak chicken
*laughs in KFC*

more interested in a Rum club desu KEK
*sharts on the couch*

Kayo owes us 40 seconds

yeah wtf

holy fuck these bulldogs are pootected
just how much is Arthur Laundy slipping the refs each week?

Who here muesli bar connoisseur

What a retard

there’s just something I do not like about this Connor Tracey cunt

>>149197345
crisp

nature valleys taste sick if you dip them in milk

jye gray's arse is too powerful, fucking wombat'ed the cunt

>>149197408
BRAAAAAP

WELCOMEBACK
WELCOMEBACK
WELCOMEBACK

Should have passed to AJ over the line

these dogs got claws

blatant eye gouge, dogs remain grubs under pressure

The high shot call was pissweak. But the stooges style eye poke was unnecessary

jesus can this commentator take galvin's cock out of his mouth

Based 9 watcher

Why is the ref so quick to call held when they dogs are being pushed back

DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD

Send him off

I CAN’T SPEAK

finally the grubwogs called for their shit

>>149197130
just for sex desu

Based Suncan trying to do the nrl a favour

>>149197578
How’d you fuck that up

What a unit in the burrow, get him on the field

WE SOCCER NOW BASED BASED BASED

be pretty funny if doggies lose this

Kek why do the Dogs players hate Munro so much?

>no arm used
No bin

>taking the poo
so much refball against a reserve grade peem

thinking the rabbitohs might want to try converting their tries in future

KEK absolutely REKTED

pretty shit performance from the bullgrubs imo

Bulldogs fans WILL riot in the streets of Belmore tonight and loot small businesses after beating Souths reserve grade peem

>>149197726
the super league stare

I'm not gonna watch Origin 2. I'll probably watch something else.

>>149197839
Perth Bear stare

milly gettin bit fat in off season no wander was dropped for origin

>>149197971
god her tits are going to get so big and milky

>>149197971
wonder if she’s got footy god or a mongoloid cooking in there?

The /feed/
(Lamb fritters)

looks like shit pancakes desu

>Young will play for Knights next week
this season has had a much much larger than usual mid season trades. not a fan of it.

IT ORIGIN YET FFS

dom has looked like garbage most of his time at the roosters so it's a trade good for everyone

>the shittest poosters winger is about to become the best pooasslel winger
KEK

he’ll play just as shit but look better because all his teammates at Newy are worse

To the people lurking this general to target Knights fans: We aren't scared of you.

You can quote us. Report and make fun of us all over the internet for all we care. Here's the thing: Your pathetic little opinion about how we should all be sheep and conform to who and what we've been told to be by society, has NO BEARING over our ability to decide who and what to be for ourselves. You're already denying the neuroscience of being the underdog wso why should we care what a totally illogical person thinks we should be?

Every time you troll us, all you're doing is letting us know you hate yourselves and your pathetic little lives so much that all you can possibly do to feel good about yourselves is convince yourself of the delusion you're better then another group of people. You're announcing to the world that you can't feel good about any of your own accomplishments so instead convince yourselves a froup is inferior just so you can chase after that smug "haha I'm better than these people, look at them having bad things happen to them because we're actively targeting them" feeling that stupid people with no lives chase after.

Every time someone goes on an Knights rant, it let's me know how much I scare them, and that they've got nothing better to do in life than cry about how much my very existence makes them feel threatened. It's empowering.

So do it. Troll me. Show me how much you fear and hate me. Show me how much time you spend thinking about people like me. Show me how much we're in your head.

I feast on your tears and they are delicious.

That's what I just posted.

she move to Russia or something?

When have people hated on the Knights here when it’s easier to hate on Broncucks, Poorm, Pooarks and Poogans

kek wise up m8

>>149198735
https://youtu.be/yzRWv0x0ni8

don’t fucken Simpsons post me cunt or I’ll fucken end ya

trip on Tiff ya trashy kiwi trollop

>>149199089
WHOS GOING TO STOP THIS GUY
THIS IS DANGEROUS TO DEMOCRACY

guaranteed she, or her "manager" (pimp) makes these. irrelevant bitch needs to fuck off. 15 mins of fame are up. You might be a 10 in south Auckland, but you're a 6 in Sydney.

>>149198762
man the early seasons of simpsons are so kino, i don't think ive ever gone back and watched them in my adult life
probably should

>>149199128
You'll ruin a lot of the good memories you have of the show doing this. I'd say on my rewatch, maybe 70% of what I remember being hilarious is still funny. But the rest is not good.

>>149198818
https://youtu.be/UOke4NXeOSo

>>149199172
https://youtu.be/CSFUsQ_o6Wo?si=IHBoB0dcDEQ7Tasv

>>149199201
I bent my Wookie
https://youtu.be/AUjUGh57yyA

she's really milking it

>>149199391
I wish she'd milk me iykwim haha

>>149199391
she follow it up with a saucy mirror selfie insta story?

she’s got labourers hands ffs

>>149198695
Why is our tiff in a Russian newspaper??

>>149199122
HOLY TRVTH NVKE

>>149199391
Absolutely VILE ….

setting up a staged “reading” like that >hehe guise just having a cheeky biscoff
Also dumb bitch didint even get the logo of her entry level “designer” bag in the photo lmao

This weekend, from Thursday night to Sunday night I spent $200 betting (bets lost), approx $120 on fast food/snacks from Coles, and $150 on an exotic relaxation massage.

no need to brag cunt

> $120 on fast food/snacks from Coles, and $150

What did you get??
My junk food this weekend was
>strawberries and cream tim tams 7/10
>cadbury toffee crisp block 5/10
>ovaltine biscuits 5/10
>dare intense espresso 750ml 5/10

Akuila Uate

a machine made to drop tries

>>149200882
No but Stephen May

>>149199391
In my country this is how prostitutes dress

>>149201578
https://youtu.be/56dPMEyPmTQ

I'm happy with Souths performance. Bit of a weird one with the extra 25 minutes lightning break. Souths tried to hang in there and yes with a bit more luck goalkicking and all they had to do was save a try it could've been a different result.
Sullivan looks comfortable and Humphreys is coming on well. Dogs are a top side