18th man
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18th Man edition
NRL
>GAME 1
South Sydney Rabbitohs v Canterbury Bulldogs
4:05pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9
Accor Stadium, Homebush
2.70-1.47
>Jack Wighton leads the Rabbitohs for the first time as they look to avenge their 32-point Good Friday shutout against the ladder leaders. Sunday sees a classic rivalry reignited as the Rabbitohs take on the ladder-leading Bulldogs at Accor Stadium. The Rabbitohs saw their recent resurgence come to a halt with a 36-12 loss to the Raiders in Round 14. The Bulldogs continued their stunning season, flexing their muscles in a dominant 30-12 victory over the Parramatta Eels to solidify their spot at the top of the table. South Sydney are without their talisman Latrell Mitchell (Origin) and playmaker Cody Walker (groin). Jye Gray steps in at fullback, with a new-look halves pairing of Jayden Sullivan and Jamie Humphreys. Alex Johnston's try-scoring prowess remains world-class, scoring 16 tries in 18 games against the Bulldogs. The Bulldogs are the team most heavily affected by State of Origin, with Stephen Crichton, Matt Burton, Max King, and Kurt Mann all on representative duty. Jacob Preston returns from suspension, and Viliame Kikau will captain the side. The Bulldogs hold a slight edge in the modern era, 25-22. They delivered a crushing 32-0 defeat to the Rabbitohs on Good Friday earlier this season. The Bulldogs have not won both regular season games against South Sydney since 2011. Both teams are heavily impacted by Origin, turning this into a crucial test of club depth. The Bulldogs have built their season on a "next man up" mentality and a formidable defensive system. While the Rabbitohs have shown improvement, the loss of both Mitchell and Walker is a devastating blow to their attack.
Rabbitohs 1-12 3.75
Rabbitohs 13+ 7.25
Bulldogs 1-12 2.95
Bulldogs 13+ 2.55
Rabbitohs +7.5 1.90 Bulldogs -7.5 1.90
SUPER LEAGUE
>GAME 1
Huddersfield Giants v Wigan Warriors
In progress on Fox and Kayo
11.00-1.04
>Wigan will feel confident on the road as they take on the battling Huddersfield.
>GAME 2
Leeds Rhinos v Warrington Wolves
2:30am AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.27-3.80
>Warrington ended a three-game skid in their last outing, but now take on a tough matchup in Leeds.
>GAME 3
Wakefield Trinity v Leigh Leopards
11:30pm AEST on Fox and Kayo
1.80-2.08
>Wakefield's return to the Super League has been impressive - and they could give Leigh a real battle at home.
>>149173004 (OP)Oh look, the poofter loser once again stayed up until midnight to create a new thread. What an absolute freak. Disgusting cocksucker jew cunt. Don't forget to turn your irish proxy on next time, you dumb cunt kike janny faggot. Kill yourself.
LOOK AT ME, I'M GONNA PUT BETTING ODDS, SUPER LEAGUE FAGGOTRY AND NRLW IN THE OP!
Fucking faggot. You ruined this community when you started posting here last year. Disgusting newcunt poofter.
I’m not your boogeyman. Maybe they’ll show up. Good luck
>I’m not your boogeyman. Maybe they’ll show up. Good luck
The mask hasn’t slipped. It’s fallen off
>>149172666>>149172989>>149173039threadsperg has returned! Ok threadsperg, we’re going to watch Spaceballs in the discord. You can watch too, but you have to keep the thread bumped while you do. We’re counting on you threadsperg
I'm happy to see a qld peem jump forward
but I mean every game they play is their home ground
which means ref advantage and psychology advantage
stadiums are packed with their 50 year lineage customers screaming their guts out every home game
when they play in perth which will be a sharks home ground that will be the true test for the everywhere dolphins
The end of that last thread sure was something kek
That's Mr. Sir Dolphin to you
>>149175362no idea what you're sandfagging talking about yourself about weirdo
but pretty sus
good morning /nrl/ family
>can't find stuff when i wanted to post
Not Ben, meant Lee. Ben is the Walker lol
Kevvie>Steve>Kerrod>Billy
Tyran>Jason>Darren>Cameron
Easts>Castleford>Balmain>Wests
schitzo
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They can finally bring the footy show back
Mahatma
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ynr the Gundapa brothers
>>149185251Stupid cunt, hope she doesn’t get missiled
Is that goofy schizo still here?
>>149185491He was up pretty late. Think he’ll still be sleeping another hour or two. He will announce his presence with a longshot multi and then seethe if it doesn’t win. He might do ok with a bunch of Canterbury tryscoers today
>>149185491No sir! I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again
What goes on the field stays on the field
kek, I've got this schizo jew poof thinking of me 24/7. on a string, sweaty :3
We're all still laughing at you btw.
>>149185408Hey poofter, turn that proxy off and pull the buttplug out of your rectum. You're a fucking shiteating cumstain who's never left Campbelltown in your "life".
Kys janny faggot. Don't forget to delete this post, before posting pics of fat talentless COONS, while making monstrously stupid posts. Lmao
>>149184462*enters thread*
>make post saying it will be deleted
>delete the post
>SEE I TOLD YOU THEY’RE OUT TO GET ME!
>profit?
>>149185619Wangaratta R7 #14
KEK, forgot your irish proxy, poof
Time to walk to the corner store, owned and operate by Indians, to purchase 1.5L of Farmhouse Gold Top milk for $10 including GST, lads.
>>149186260Getusapackofwinnieblueswillyapleaseandthankyou
>>149185251Dies for the KEKservatie grift lmao
Should of just stayed a hated nrl personality making fun of coconuts names
>>149173004 (OP)>Alex Johnston's try-scoring prowess remains world-class, scoring 16 tries in 18 games against the Bulldogs
It’s going to be tough for him today against this bulldogs
>>149185251Hope this fucking MOLE gets glassed by Iran LMFAO
>>149186479fuck yeah it is fall over the line man more like pick the cunt up and drag him 100m man
>>149186543I’m looking forward to it, always get a good game when we play. Souths still have some weapons but clearly Canterbury are massive favourites
mum just posted 'happy father's day' in the family group chat, lads
im in your walls
got you jumping at shadows
i have imprisoned your mind
im your personal nightmare
you dont know what my end game is
who i am
what my modus operandi is
you just know that i am present
and always will be
and theres nothing you can do
>>149186874Religious thing maybe
>>149186874it is in america, maybe she was confused by something she saw
doing a poo lafs
regret that 500g of twiggy sticks and family pack of Tim Tam's rn
>>149187215too early for that to be digested but enjoy your poopy time glad it didn't happen during the footy
yeah that's the thing, it's not digested properly..... grim
>have ONE game of footy on Sunday
>STILL fucking kick off at 4pm instead of a based 10am kick off so you can have the afternoon off to enjoy the sunshine
honestly there should be 4 footy games every day
*fires up the nrl pyramid expansion plan*
*makes an abhorrent post*
>>149187461prease understandu. we need tv rating.
>>149187461>enjoy the sunshine
>>149187461QRL Magpies v QRL Seagullls @ 2pm
Is 2pm 10am? No? Fuck off idiot.
no need for that mr rudey
2pm is 5am and it’s too early I’ll be watching the replay and enjoying coffee and breakfast more like 10am (which is 7pm)
>>149185251based Joey wins again
>>149185251more money in dubai but I guess she's too old for that
>>149187461>he doesn’t have BarTV kek cry more leaguelet
>>149167329Peels and Poarks represent
>>149187461It’s dark at 5, your plan would lose an hour of sunshine enjoyment
LGM
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Imagine "living" in a shithole where it's dark at 5, lol. Grim
I like it being dark when I get up/start work (4~6am) but also like the extra daylight 6~7pm. We should adjust time so the sun is like this all the time.
>>149189238https://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/sydney
>4:48pmhttps://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/brisbane
>5:00pmhttps://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/canberra
>4:57pmhttps://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/gold-coast
>4:57pmhttps://www.timeanddate.com/sun/australia/townsville
>5:42pmStill a bit upset about last night by the look of it. Not to worry, enjoy your extra sunshine, it’ll solve all your problems. No drinking till midday though
i remember when i visited western china sunset was at like 9:30pm, very weird place
>>149189605Anasta v Galvin punch on when
>>149189683Based single timezone
HUH
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When is the World Club Challenge?
>retard who doesn't go outside ever (literally said this last night while claiming to never get sick) doesn't realise it's not dark at sunset
based shut-in loser kek
>>149189683You can experience that in Australia if you go to Tasmania during summer
Teacher-anon here, I haven't been sick in 2 years due to the constant battery on my immune system keeping it sharp. Highly recommend the profession for this reason.
uhh
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we're getting our snacks ready for QLD RUGBY LEAGUE - BEGINS today 2:00PM Magpies v Seagulls
>>149192293Out but following the thread on the phone. Will be home by 4
>>149192346But not by 2. Go Magpies
>>149192293I'm still on the toilet
>>149173056>>149185925kek you report the posts criticising you like a cowardly faggot
the fascist autistic sperg and his stranglehold on a general like a little geek
>>149193034You're a loser
>the cocksucker who stays up all night, every night, to make a thread at midnight, and reports anyone who points out how deranged he is to the Irish proxy janny, calls anyone a loser
there's the fat COON, but you forgot your irish proxy, poofter.
unsure about this new gimmick lads
>>149193341When are you posting todays donation?
>he quit posting losing multis
>>149194003do you get treats for being a good little dog?
>still upset
Think it was his last $10. Two-minute noodles for the rest of the week
little lap dog does as hes told
>EVERYONES AN IRISH LAPDOG! YOU LADS ALL BELIEVE ME RIGHT!
If you guys want early Sunday rugby league go to your local park footy games like I do
>>149194648How much is a steak sandwich? Any good?
>>149189605Why does Braith hate him so much lol
Flu / Covid bro you here lad??
>>149195254i thought about him this morning and laughed
hope hes alright xx
>>149195254Been here for hours shitting my guts out
>>149195475how was the night?
BASED COBGOD WHY DID THE BRONCOS DROP HIM AGAIN?
>>149195674Bad, until I put on some 432hz Gregorian chants to fall asleep to.
i should have put money on port
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NRpoCSTKS00
Whistle ad playing rn at Accor Stadium
just started raining here lads
>>149193659>unsure about this new gimmick ladsIt's anti-turbo hater, he's from /afl/
The tl;dr is that any thread that he doesn't like, he'll shitpost and spam the thread with garbage
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
UP THE DOGGIES
Will Timmy Turbo be able to walk when he’s 50??!
>no multi posted
Interesting
>Adam Reynolds has signed with the Tigers for 2026
>The same report says the Tigers tried to lure the former Rabbitohs great back to Sydney with a two-year package worth around $1.5 million. But it's understood Reynolds has decided to extend his stay in Brisbane and finish his career at the Broncos after agreeing a one-year extension for the 2026 season.
just a coincidence that the warriors have a bye on the origin affected weekend
HAS ANYONE SEEN LATRELL?!??
>>149196740Origin camp m8
>>149196740Give the ISS a call; I'm sure they can see the fat cunt from there
ISIS is all at the game m8
>>149196709I tipped $165 on the doggies getting at least 26 points.
>>149196782At what, $1.05
This fucking ref has money on the bulldogs.
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>>149196787Just a sample of my tips, averages out to 26 points, from 30 to 18.
>>149196808>light mode You’re not the person we laugh at m8
try was on there selfish cunt
NRLW Knights player Grace Kukutai has beautiful feet
I ate 5 muesli bars before bed last night and I haven't shat yet today but I know its going to be brutal when it comes
>>149196828corr they're stinkers too
t. 90% of my diet is muesli bars
should’ve just called this game off desu Pooths are basically a reserve grade peem.
based thunder saving us from this shit footy
>uses the lightning break to play christian rock to bulldogs customers
Divine intervention
>>149196897>>149196928https://youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM
>The match has been delayed until further notice due to lightning in the area. We’ll keep you updated as more information comes through.
>For those in attendance, please make your way to the nearest covered area in the seating bowl at Accor Stadium. Stay safe.
>lightning delay
Gonna knock out methinks. Poopeetohs wont win anyways
Seems to be clearing up here. 2 kids also just ran onto the field and got chased down by security
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>>149196928>Have you heard the the tale of Darth Chezius the Wise?
>>149196987You won’t miss much. MSpaint anon, you can make the necessary preparations for us
The storms over me in Bondi now
>>149197035We must be neighbours.
What will the Duckworth-Lewis total for Souths be?
Why don’t we do a family meetup? Maybe a pub we can all watch the game at in the city.
I've made the call gents. The footy will be back shortly.
>>149197046See you at run club x
just googled 'run club', do people actually do this? why would you run in a big group?
[Good news] Roosters are in the Top 8!
>>149197130It's mostly to find women to have sex with
I don't need a run club to get women to run away from me thanks
>>149197143>>149197146interesting, do you need to be good at running?
this ref is really fucked, he was clearly holding his arm there
>>149197157Yes, but maybe one of the hot chickis will bring a chubby friend you can trail the pack with
>>149197174https://youtu.be/wU6NKdthd4U
The women at run clubs are elite
wherever i am i must also fall over the line
literally fall over the line man
>>149197201>>149197203If it's so easy why doesn't every body else do it?
the white man just doesn't get footy
>>149197222kek he fucking pwned his haters
>>149197130My problem is that I get really red in the face whenever I exercise, even if I'm not struggling at all.
People always comment that they think I'm going to collapse.
i stalk run clubs to steal womens sweaty socks
>peak chicken
*laughs in KFC*
more interested in a Rum club desu KEK
*sharts on the couch*
holy fuck these bulldogs are pootected
just how much is Arthur Laundy slipping the refs each week?
Who here muesli bar connoisseur
there’s just something I do not like about this Connor Tracey cunt
nature valleys taste sick if you dip them in milk
jye gray's arse is too powerful, fucking wombat'ed the cunt
WELCOMEBACK
WELCOMEBACK
WELCOMEBACK
Should have passed to AJ over the line
blatant eye gouge, dogs remain grubs under pressure
The high shot call was pissweak. But the stooges style eye poke was unnecessary
jesus can this commentator take galvin's cock out of his mouth
Why is the ref so quick to call held when they dogs are being pushed back
DRAG THE CUNT OFF THE FIELD
finally the grubwogs called for their shit
>>149197130just for sex desu
Based Suncan trying to do the nrl a favour
>>149197578How’d you fuck that up
What a unit in the burrow, get him on the field
WE SOCCER NOW BASED BASED BASED
be pretty funny if doggies lose this
>AJ not greedy with the record in sight based
Kek why do the Dogs players hate Munro so much?
>taking the poo
so much refball against a reserve grade peem
thinking the rabbitohs might want to try converting their tries in future
trell
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pretty shit performance from the bullgrubs imo
Bulldogs fans WILL riot in the streets of Belmore tonight and loot small businesses after beating Souths reserve grade peem
>>149197726the super league stare
I'm not gonna watch Origin 2. I'll probably watch something else.
>>149197839Perth Bear stare
milly gettin bit fat in off season no wander was dropped for origin
>>149197971god her tits are going to get so big and milky
>>149197971wonder if she’s got footy god or a mongoloid cooking in there?
The /feed/
(Lamb fritters)
looks like shit pancakes desu
>Young will play for Knights next week
this season has had a much much larger than usual mid season trades. not a fan of it.
dom has looked like garbage most of his time at the roosters so it's a trade good for everyone
>the shittest poosters winger is about to become the best pooasslel winger
KEK
he’ll play just as shit but look better because all his teammates at Newy are worse
To the people lurking this general to target Knights fans: We aren't scared of you.
You can quote us. Report and make fun of us all over the internet for all we care. Here's the thing: Your pathetic little opinion about how we should all be sheep and conform to who and what we've been told to be by society, has NO BEARING over our ability to decide who and what to be for ourselves. You're already denying the neuroscience of being the underdog wso why should we care what a totally illogical person thinks we should be?
Every time you troll us, all you're doing is letting us know you hate yourselves and your pathetic little lives so much that all you can possibly do to feel good about yourselves is convince yourself of the delusion you're better then another group of people. You're announcing to the world that you can't feel good about any of your own accomplishments so instead convince yourselves a froup is inferior just so you can chase after that smug "haha I'm better than these people, look at them having bad things happen to them because we're actively targeting them" feeling that stupid people with no lives chase after.
Every time someone goes on an Knights rant, it let's me know how much I scare them, and that they've got nothing better to do in life than cry about how much my very existence makes them feel threatened. It's empowering.
So do it. Troll me. Show me how much you fear and hate me. Show me how much time you spend thinking about people like me. Show me how much we're in your head.
I feast on your tears and they are delicious.
That's what I just posted.
she move to Russia or something?
When have people hated on the Knights here when it’s easier to hate on Broncucks, Poorm, Pooarks and Poogans
>>149198735https://youtu.be/yzRWv0x0ni8
don’t fucken Simpsons post me cunt or I’ll fucken end ya
trip on Tiff ya trashy kiwi trollop
>>149199089WHOS GOING TO STOP THIS GUY
THIS IS DANGEROUS TO DEMOCRACY
guaranteed she, or her "manager" (pimp) makes these. irrelevant bitch needs to fuck off. 15 mins of fame are up. You might be a 10 in south Auckland, but you're a 6 in Sydney.
>>149198762man the early seasons of simpsons are so kino, i don't think ive ever gone back and watched them in my adult life
probably should
>>149199128You'll ruin a lot of the good memories you have of the show doing this. I'd say on my rewatch, maybe 70% of what I remember being hilarious is still funny. But the rest is not good.
>>149198818https://youtu.be/UOke4NXeOSo
>>149199172https://youtu.be/CSFUsQ_o6Wo?si=IHBoB0dcDEQ7Tasv
>>149199201I bent my Wookie
https://youtu.be/AUjUGh57yyA
tiff
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she's really milking it
>>149199391I wish she'd milk me iykwim haha
>>149199391she follow it up with a saucy mirror selfie insta story?
she’s got labourers hands ffs
>>149198695Why is our tiff in a Russian newspaper??
>>149199122HOLY TRVTH NVKE
>>149199391Absolutely VILE ….
setting up a staged “reading” like that >hehe guise just having a cheeky biscoff
Also dumb bitch didint even get the logo of her entry level “designer” bag in the photo lmao
This weekend, from Thursday night to Sunday night I spent $200 betting (bets lost), approx $120 on fast food/snacks from Coles, and $150 on an exotic relaxation massage.
> $120 on fast food/snacks from Coles, and $150
What did you get??
My junk food this weekend was
>strawberries and cream tim tams 7/10
>cadbury toffee crisp block 5/10
>ovaltine biscuits 5/10
>dare intense espresso 750ml 5/10
a machine made to drop tries
>>149200882No but Stephen May
>>149199391In my country this is how prostitutes dress
>>149201578https://youtu.be/56dPMEyPmTQ
I'm happy with Souths performance. Bit of a weird one with the extra 25 minutes lightning break. Souths tried to hang in there and yes with a bit more luck goalkicking and all they had to do was save a try it could've been a different result.
Sullivan looks comfortable and Humphreys is coming on well. Dogs are a top side
