Thread 149175324

Tonight:
>Florida Panthers vs Edmonton Oilers @ 8 PM EST
/hoc/vious: >>149162333

>>149175324 (OP)
bud1

Trump was seething so hard when usa lost the 4 nations

BIG CUMMS FOR MCDAVID!

BIG CUMMS FOR MCDAVID!

WOOP WOOP!

>>149175391
same with trb

My penguins ):

First for my rat!

Pickard better start tonight

new bud show dropped
breaking bud

Thinking about shaving my chest lads

bud is the one who knocks

Barkov needs to step up tonight

how many OT winners does leon score tonight? 1? 2?

our Sennies :)

Mitch lost

>be mitch
>doesn't even know what /hoc/ is
>trb posts for him on his behalf
>wins against trb
bud1
mitch1

SIIIIIIIIIRGAY

Dustin wolf is a bisexual icon!

You now remember the retarded AHL linesman who ruined his potential NHL promotion for all time this morning

This is a /beav/ general

>Calder finals begin in the middle of Stanley finals

Why Gary why...

It’s funny how you call out Mitch and Stephen for being pathetic lolcows and the resident schizos assume you’re tbg.

>>149175897
calm down, mitchell

>>149175841
no i don't but flohockey is expensive as fuck

>>149175897
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149175841
based

>>149175932
I'm predicting a 36 minute game at most for him and then he'll be pulled and Skinner will let in 2 more goals and everyone in the organization will be confused about who to start in game 6 but in the end it will be Skinner who'll lose.

Panthers win the series 4-2.

>>149176005
call me crazy but I think the issue is with the goalie that literally has his back turned to the faceoff

>>149175565
>0-2-2, -3
>0-7-7, -2

One of these guys is the Selke winner shutting down the other guy

>>149176081
The issue was that he dropped the puck while Silovs had his back turned. They ruled it no goal.

rest easy my friend. we'll win the cup next year for you <3

>>149176139
The series that made people think Otter wasn't total shit

>>149175565
Barkov has shut down McDavid this entire series

>>149175897
Who the fuck cares about random namefags when TRB is the biggest faggot in this entire general

I'm pregnant with a Marner

>>149176133
That's retarded. It should be the player's responsibility to be ready for the faceoff. Should a goalie be able to stall the faceoff forever just by not looking at the puck?

>>149176189
mcdavid has 6 points in the scf

>>149176266
I should've specified 5v5

Thoughts on hoc?

>>149176276
why do you need to cope

>>149176189
>6 points in 4 games is shut down
>17 points in 11 career SCF games

How fucking good is McDavid if Barkov is being lauded for letting him score at a 123/82 pace?

>>149175897
Is it funny, though?

>>149176276
They all count the same. Where was Barkov on the G1 GWG?

>>149176285
tuah

>>149176276
Like when McDavid torched him to set up the gwg?

Nice! It will be nice to have to worry about him in the SHL and Brynäs will be worse because of it. I hate that fucking team.

>>149176133
KWAB

>>149176259
It was in the 2nd OT. You got to let the goalie take a sip of water and get set for the faceoff before you drop the puck. That linesman just showed he lacks awareness.

>>149176414
Looks like the Bruins will be back in the playoffs

>>149176511
So what happened to Stecher last game then? Did he sit and sulk in the dressing room after the high stick? Because you usually don't miss an entire game just because of a high stick then play two days after.

>>149176414
Should scratch Kane after his chimpouts

I think the refs are doing a pretty good job in the scf

>>149176414
You got money for AHL depth defensemen but cant create a good roster Jacobs?

>>149176285
Yeah

knights

>>149176671
They have $28 million in cap space and spend to the ceiling every season dumbass

>>149176722
are regressing and getting older

Imma need one big spoon

>>149176740
Cope, they'll put Pietrangelo on LTIR and sign Mitch the Bitch and become much much worse.

Bros, I don’t want this season to end. I hate waiting 4 months to shitpost with you guys.

what time should i start drinking tonight

is this real?

Florida/Edmonton has been better than the past four finals btw.

>>149177215
That's a lot of latinx

>>149177215
Probably, Miami is the Latinx cultural center of America the way Atlanta is for blacks

ngl bros i think game 5 might be a pivotal game in this series

>>149177313
Honestly, win or lose both fan bases should be proud how fantastic this series was if it goes to 7.

Imagine the triple win for Israel if the Edmonton Davidstars pull through

>>149177313
8 games instead of 7
Thank you Gary

game 5 is the 5th game, and is played after game 4. game 6 comes after game 5.

>>149177397
Huh? What does the fanbases have to be proud about?

>>149177387
This is the type of analysis that gets you six figures from sportnet (if you're a jeet or a womeme)

>>149177068
pre-season starts in September and it's already July in 2 weeks tho

>>149177313
Overtime is fucking gay

>>149177068
Off season is peak /hoc/ newfag

>>149177215
>lets put a white sport in a brown city that loves soccer and basketball

>>149177527
shut the fuck up gary

>>149177527
True they should go straight to a 20 round shoot out

>>149177579
Retard

>>149177589
No no. Slapshot contest from the blueline

didn't buy one jersey this year

>>149177215
>>149177568
>now lets build them a superteam and give them a couple cups

>TRUNK DOWN!!
>TUSKS UP!!
>THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO PUCK!!!!

>>149177710
Superior Utah logo

>>149177509
their team being apart of potentially one of the greatest SCF of all time

>>149176579
The Hintz maneuver

>>149177738
not even close gary
your product sucks now more than it has ever sucked before

>>149177750
My guess is that the coach didn't want to play him in fear of retaliation giving Florida an easy PP.
Thats how biased the refs are, you have to bench your own retards when they are on the receiving end of the Florida players bullshit.

>>149177527
Boo hoo, boo hoo hoo

>>149177738
I've been turning the games off when they got to overtime because I care so little about this matchup.
The games already start at 8 PM, I'm not wasting my entire fucking night watching this garbage.

>>149177846
casual faggot

>>149177905
no need to sign your post

>>149177738
>new thing best
stfu

>>149176740
don't reply to me again you no milly having bitch KWAB

>>149177905
I hate both of these teams, I don't care.
Cry more intern, this year's script was shit.

The "Panter" fans are beat up after GM 4. Oilers have to nail the coffin tonight on the best ice in the NHL.

gary should start every game at 12:39 utah time

>>149177846
>leastern time

>>149178050
>Easteren

>>149177846
me too. i don't care
such a fucking retarded playoffs

one team refpucked their way to the cup, the other fought like hell, and which one you think gary is gonna give it to

>>149178279
both teams were refpucked there

>>149178313
uh huh

oilers win tonight
panthers win next

g7 is a 50/50 toss up

>>149175324 (OP)
>home game
>panthers lost a 3 0 lead
Kittens are tired, game over by 10

>>149178418
Cope
Over in 6

cé soir

>Easteren
Is it a BC thing? Or has he picked it up in Ottawah or Toronna?

149178560

oilers were garylotted into relevance in the first place i don't care if they're getting screwed by the refs (they aren't)

Who should I root for tonight?

still cannot invest myself in my own righteous tradition with the digital board and jersey ads (satanic sigils) and i never will. thanks Gary your tricks were tiresome well before 2005 and thus forced my designated slice of bread and circus time toward critically planning the demise of my traitorous neighbours and the subsequent proper slavedom of their daughters, a prosperous community feat one so joyous it cannot be replaced anymore by a whole team of Wendel Clarks and Felix Potvins winning infinite amount of Stanley Cups.

>>149177313
has the potential to be the best since 2009 pengs-wings if it's goes 7 with three more good games

>>149178492
only one team has won a game in regulation so far

>>149178646
Well that's nice, Sean.

>>149178644
mirin' bro. what undies do you wear?

Bought a tv and the salesman used the r word

>>149178691
Give me one (1) reason to why this is better than 2019, 2015, 2014, 2013 or 2011 other than "new is good".

>>149177970
Regression is a bitch. Eichel isnt gonna stay in Vegas. The Knights are regressing every season since they won the cup btw (which was an asterisk)

>>149178644
Toyota

>>149178998
>regression

>>149178998
>The Knights are regressing every season since they won the cup btw
this is just straight up wrong
retard

>>149179038
this is still better than what most teams in the west are icing
especially if they replace pietrangelo in the offseason

>>149178860
i said it has the potential, not that it already is
2019 had three games that weren't close (incl. game 7) and only one OT
2015 i forgot about, yeah that's a tough one to beat
2014 was all close games but it started 3-0 and a hypothetical 7-game series with six close ones is better imo
2013 would be hard to beat
2011 shouldn't even be listed, canucks got embarrassed all three games in boston and the last game was an ass whooping. not to mention the bruins winning the cup makes it a waste of time

>>149179105
Okay.. explain

vegas isn't playing tonight btw lol kwab

How are we feeling today hoc?

Panthers complete the sweep tonight

please, Marner...i know you have a close buddy who comes here....sign with a zero tax sunbelt team and then say you took money of the table from another deal because you wanted to play there and win and it's about the team around you and give thanks to God and the past is the past you have 'flushed it down'

Listening to Trb & Sneed - Out of /hoc/

You're out of jen
I'm out of kwab
But I'm out of /hoc/ when bud is 1

>>149179896
I just hope he signs with Dallas, Florida or Carolina and goes out in the first round each year from here on out. He deserves to be hated by more than one fanbase.

>>149179925
Forgot to switch the vpn there buddy

>>149179807
al'right, can't complain, Guvnah, carry on...

Homosexuality is a disgusting abomination

Traps aren't gay we've been through this

>>149180126
scared of bud

>>149180252
You're not going to get through anything until you come to terms with what you are

>>149180076
For real, vpntard is getting out of control. 90% of the thread is just the guy talking to himself now.

Tbg won Mitchell lost

>>149180348
I hear that

>>149180329
Yeah I've never seen /hoc/ so bad before. You think they'd tire themselves out. But I guess not

>>149180410
>>149180329
Oh no it’s the fun police

Gay men are weird and worthless

I fucking love Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko Miko!!!!!

>>149180453
Wrong, Graham Chapman was easily the funniest Python, and he was gay as a tangerine
>and close friend of Freddie Mercury

Anime bud trb mitch copey Randy chambers

>>149180527
did you get an hiv test after you were raped?

Do they show the Stanley Cup final in bars in Miami so all the latinx can watch the game too?

>>149180694
they dont know what a stanley cup is there

>>149180694
Of course, some of them, if they're part of a franchise or something, probably get paid extra by the corporate side to air the games and advertise watch parties and discount drinks and stuff
>and that sounds like fun actually, /hoc/ should open a bar

What's our bar gonna be called, lads???

>>149180802
neither does edmonton KWAB

>>149180807
what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?

>>149180816
That's a fucking terrible answer.. You can't play anymore, Mitch
>stupid fucking name

>>149180807
>trb walks in
>"KWAB!!!"

>>149180448
how is being a schizo fun?

>>149180836
>get asked a hockey question
>immediately start bubblin'
cmtsu

PWHL Vancouver is an upcoming professional ice hockey team based in Vancouver, British Columbia, that will compete in the Professional Women's Hockey League (PWHL). They are the league's first announced expansion franchise, part of the league's first round of expansions alongside PWHL Seattle.[1] The team will play home games at the Pacific Coliseum.

>a full nude strip club opened by Mitch Ryan
>"Mitch's Bitches"
>>149180851

>>149180811
no edmonton for sure does. theres nothing else to do there aside from watch the oilers

>>149180851
>*laugh track*

>>149180931
https://youtu.be/7KtAgAMzaeg

>>149180922
You're Half's bitch.

>>149180969
KWAB gottem

theoretically, if i went to one of canada's uninhabited arctic islands and built a homestead there would anyone stop me?

>>149181104
I believe the uninhabited arctic islands are uninhabited for good reasons

>>149181173
aliens?

>CFL game
>ice hockey score

name a bigger case of "so underrated" he becomes overrated than barkov

I felt a painful Marner coming so I went to the Tavares but it was mostly Reilly and not that much Marner that I let out. The stomach pain went away though.

>>149181250
gen z will ruin the nhl

>>149181238
lack of ground soil and arctic climate
You would need to adapt to live like the Inuit used to, and that way of life is diminishing for good reason, what with fewer seals to hunt for, less small game, even the polar bears are starving to death

>>149181250
>you now remember rookie Bedard
It's sad that he got all the fun coached out of him in just 1 season.

>>149181250
Didn't he get his face busted after he did that??

>>149181338
ground soil? as opposed to air soil?
also theres probably reindeer or something, since im american i get to use my guns for hunting. plus i can prey on migratory birds and i dont eat vegetables because im not gay.

>>149181261
Maybe a year or two of Colton Parayko while everyone tried to figure out how that Blues team won the cuppy

>>149181261
no one actually remembers watching marc savard play

>>149181432
ground soil is just one of several common words that mean arable soil that you can grow shit in
as opposed to topsoil which is too alkaline, or sandy soil doesn't offer many nutrients, or places that need a great deal of clearing of trees and rocks before you can plow
>

>>149181338
>fewer seals to hunt for, less small game, even the polar bears are starving to death
thinspo

>>149181338
weather control is really fucking everyone up

>>149181763
I can't wait for the next big polar burst or atmospheric river
those are always fun

>>149181643
thoughts on being known as a raped retard?

>>149181861
BOMB CYCLONE
O
M
B

3 bongs, gentlemen

men...

how big of a threat are polar bears?

>>149182076
this biggest

>>149182076
purple zone

>>149181301
McDavid is technically the oldest gen Z

>>149182114
so whats the protocol for dealing with one. flail my arms? scream like a bitch? both?

https://youtu.be/gtgME6MJpk4
Go panthers!!!

>>149182049
https://youtu.be/eEhoSQKrw_A

>>149182180
You just die unless you can get inside a car or house before it attacks.

>>149182275
thoughts on you writing bud1 on your own wall?

>>149182180
hiss at it to assert your dominance

>>149182347
>no thoughts
checks out

>>149182180
Reason with the polar bear and explain to it the mass of grievances and trauma to your family should you be mauled and eaten by a bear
Be calm and sober while you attempt to communicate with the largest of the modern-day ursine, as it may not speak English
>taler du dansk?

>>149182426
thoughts on your loss to bud?

>>149175478
pickard or skinner are not going to win the game. neither are the key, and both will let in 4-5 goals.

>>149182371
no thoughts head empty

>>149182180
brown = lie down
black = fight back
white = goodnight

>>149177215
white = juice.

>>149175324 (OP)
Canada's team... vs the Edmonistan Oilers.

he's a good boy, he'd never hurt you

mcdavid 3+ point night and secured goat status tonight

>>149182580
Wrong
A polar bear will eat you if you're small enough for it to overwhelm you
You are food to polar bears

>>149182580
hes so cute :)

>>149182631
thanks

>>149182631
eat his liver will kill you
>Party Quiz Info, do with that what you like

>>
>eating his liver will kill you
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>>149182683
raped retard

My tims hockey challenge picks tonight are Tkachuk, Rodrigues, and Kapanen

me? connor, connor, and connor.

>>149181351
i hope the blackrapes are shit for another two decades for what they did to bedard

could use a double double right about now ngl

>>149182768
it's a bit late for caffeine

>>149182768
Splenda for me desu

>>149182768
How much do you wager?

>>149183047
I meant to say stephen finally found a job

>>149183070
I’m a 25 year old neet

SCAR! AND IT'S 1-0

>>149182965
idk what this means

>>149183157
I thought you meant Jeopardy

>>149183116
Pffft that's rookie numbers

>>149182608
so true

>>149182768
I wonder if I ever got 10 turnovers in a game

Yeehaw, lads

>>149183304
>>149183183
Sweet what hockey game is this?

>>149183345
/hoc/ is also the /cfl/ general

>>149183345
CFL is handegg, silly

BUSINESS OPINION

Quebec City, Halifax, and London should get CFL expansion teams
>and then,. we can bitch and complain about how the talent pool has been diluted and ruined

>>149183432
why did you dox a normie from edmonton?

not really feeling the game tonight

>>149183461
raped retard

>>149182128
>hot desert climate
Now it makes sense why USA just let Mexico have that part of California

>>149182742
>kapanen

>>149182742
>>149183573
lol

>>149183573
It probably makes him select at least 1 shit player

kaponen out but stetcher in is retarded

This series is really fucking boring, how do yall watch this crap? The NBA finals are so much better

>>149183667
hockey is a white sport and bball is not

>>149183586
>>149183652
Oh

>>149183681
>russians
>white
lmao

so I guess you don't need an elite goaltender to go on deep playoff runs anymore. just average will do. so why are they getting paid so much???

>>149183730
tradtion

Is Gretzky the biggest fraud of all time? Crosby won 4 in an era where goalies are much larger and the net is the same size. Basically anyone who has done well post-1999 is better than most of your good players from the past

I just can't for the life of me fathom how a team that doesn't even have a reliable starter and is now playing the career AHL backup goalie even managed to make it to the finals in the first place. None of.it makes sense. The Oilers roster is shit.

>>149183730
I can't wait until raggots start crucifying Shesterkin for that contract

Pickard simply can't lose.

>>149183775
it's a shame, they could have spent that money on marner

>>149183753
They are elite everywhere but the net. I'm not gonna blame Dustin Schwartz the guy who married into the Katz family and has been responsible for every goalie coming to edmonton and regressing or leaving and getting better but I just want to say that it's odd.

>>149183667
Hockey is not for you, jogger
>>149183730
>anymore
It's been 15 years since ChiCongo won with Niemi in net against Philthydelphia who had Boucher and Leighton.

>>149183743
>Crosby won 4

>>149183743
Today's players would brake their ankles trying to play with the equipment they had back in the 80s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJdt_Ypotl0

>>149183701
Yes?

>>149183837
Always makes me laugh this is the goalie coach

>>149183837
>Dustin (((Schwartz)))
Also the guy Mike Smith didn't want anything to do with so he hired a personal goalie coach and improved his SV% from .902 to .923 over one season

>>149183957
Tanked Jack Campbell too

>unprompted anti semitism in a hockey thread
Oh boy, the retards are back again. There was over 9.3 million innocent Jews that were killed in the Holocaust. That’s more than 5 US States combined.

you just know that gary is sweating right now

Today I saw a guy reading in the sauna

guys im about to watch 80 minutes of pregame show!

1 bong 12 bings

>>149184109
Be sure not to exhaust yourself, take breaks, and drink lots of water

>>149184146
Back to plebbit momfag

>>149183936
I will never not hate this fraud

>>149184172
ok buddy, enjoy your pulled hamstring

Think I shan't be watching this slurper of semen and SHALL be watching 24 heures du Mans instead.

speak English

>>149184121
how many bangs

Pickgod shutout

LEIK ZOMG IS LE TAY TAY ZOGBOT WHORE GOING TO BE THERE AGAIN TONIGHT!? CANT WAIT TO SEE HER AGAIN WITH TRAV TRAV!!!!

>>149184121
and no one cares, sad!

>>149184321
no but idubbz will

>>149184338
which team does greta cheer for

>>149184338
POV: You wake up in the morning every day.

pretty wild day in minnesota

>>149184381
same but in mikkeli

>>149184417
orienteering?

>>149184456
yes sir

>>149184321
Last week an anon here said Mark Carney was going to the game

>>149184492
There was news of possible attendance with Alberta Premier Smith.

>>149184492
ok now im watching

my friend gave me schizo meds for helping me sleep and i passed out for 14 hours

spoarts

>>149184381
>hortman & hoffman
qrd?

Humiliation cancelled

I learned what a Merkin is this last weekend. From my father in law of all people

>>149184576
I sleep for 14 hours for fun

>>149184595
some say the gunman killed them because they were democrats and voted against healthcare for illegals.

oilers in 6

SIIIIIIIIIIIRGAAAAAAAAY

SIIIIIIIIIIIRGAAAAAAAAY

SIIIIIIIIIIIRGAAAAAAAAY

SIIIIIIIIIIIRGAAAAAAAAY

>>149184381
>State Rep. Melissa Hortman, a Democrat, and her husband, Mark, were shot and killed in what appears to be a "politically-motivated assassination," Walz said at a news conference.
>democrat

>>149184576
Yeah don't ever take that shit it absolutely fucks your brain i.e. you can die if you try to stop taking it regularly

>>149184576
All of /hoc/ should be taking these

i would kill at least one of you to get 14 solid hours of sleep right now

>>149184642
I hope Calvin doesn't give up a goal on the first shot

>>149184640
>some say
>/pol/

>>149184576
must be be fun to have a friend that cares about you
hockey

>>149184687
>le everything that says what I don't like is le /pol/
Yawn. Pantards in 5 btw

the best part of sleeping 14 hours every night is all the crazy dreams

i usually only get 4 to 5 hours

>on location
True story /hoc/ I went to grab a bite at joeys bell tower before the game and I shared a rotating door cell with Gary Bettman. First time in my life I was legitimately star struck. Didn’t have me head about me to get a good picture. I feel gutted I didn’t the (you)s would have been peak

>>149184673
The best I can do is give you a solid 14cm

>>149184755
Have fun pal

>>149184755
based have fun! :)

>>149184714
>panthers in 5
I said this and was incorrect just like everything you spout

>>149184731
Grim

>>149184755
>22:19 of pregame
What about gary's other 25 minutes of pre-game?

>>149184692
I have one friend at 27 and he's too busy right now :(

red pill me on pickard. I thought he was shit

>>149184767
i appreciate the thought

>>149184807
Skinner is shitter

If you have sex before marriage, do you go to hell? Even if its with someone you fully intend on marrying?

>>149184807
Different weaknesses than Skinner so the change messes teams up

>>149184807
>North american goaltender
God awful

>>149184807
Oliers are Fd in the A

>>149184828
No, but you will go to hell for letting your friend (male) fuck you in the butt. Happy Blessings!

forty fucking minutes

at least my chicken will be done before the game starts

>>149184828
My pastor told me that if you masturbated ONCE you are going to burn in the lake of fire. I grew up Pentecostal and it was fucking crazy

I've had some wicked smelling Morgan Rielly's today

>>149184807
Against LA .89%
Against Vegas .87%

>>149184828
God is the judge; I'll not presume to speak for him.

Did you know that Los Angeles fans are so mad about Quinton Byfield they are holding a protest today?

>>149184883
Do Pentecostals not believe in forgiveness of sins?

BOBROVSKY! GET YOUR ASS IN HERE!

>>149175324 (OP)
>McCuck
>still depicted as representative of Edmonton

>>149184926
#NoKangz

>>149177215
yes because it's basically the only place cubans live in the entire country, and lots of cubans moved from cuba. then you add in immigrants from the rest of latin america who realize it's basically little cuba and you get those demos
the rio grande area is even more slanted towards hispanics and always has been, like unironically 90% hispanic areas but similar historical basis making them unique

>>149184883
Better do it more than once, the lake can't be hotter.

>>149184883
your pastor could send people to hell?

>>149184989
>No Kings
This is about the King of Kings
McJesus

RNH-McDavid-Brown
Podkolzin-Draisaitl-Perry
Skinner-Henrique-Frederic
Kane-Janmark-Arvidsson

Kulak-Bouchard
Walman-Ekholm
Nurse-Stecher

Pickard

How the FUCK did this team make it to the final

>>149184883
Was it the Pentecostal or Episcopalian denomination that just outed themselves as a liberal org wearing christian mask by ragequitting government partnership because of the South African refugees?

Let's go kitties

>>149184883
>I grew up Pentecostal
How much speaking in tongues have you done and do you hate your parents (you should)?

Jen in the hnic baby blue.

I'm feeling Oiliers

>>149185150
I never did it myself but watching it was a bit odd. >>149185016
He thought this

Gonna need some brutal hits on Draisaitl tonight.

will connor score today

>>149185245
nyet

Who else is ready for his new album to drop? He lives such a based lifestyle
>does drugs and booze
>famous artist
>gets random women pregnant and leaves them
>rocks designer

>>149185173
I'm an Oiled up girl. My boyfriend is a greasy wiener little Caesar's delivery driver, yeah he yells at me but he's just stressed and it my fault, yes he bought me this shirt

>>149184828
No, since hell is a place made-up for smallbrains to feel fear.

>>149185173
Kitties then Oilers then kitties in 7

Bobrovsky means "of beavers" in Ukrainian

>>149185268
Future is based af

>>149185268
who?

I wonder if Gary pays for his tickets

Is this country concert Edmonton's way of saying they are the white people team. Florida had dj muhamed and taylor 'faggot' swift

>>149185268
when is detox gonna drop

>>149185268
lost my virginity while playing DS2

>>149185268
Absolute niggardry.

>>149185319
have you been living under a fucking rock?

Best shot of Gary I got. Sorry /hoc/

>>149185359
I also don't know

>>149185268
DS2 was an absolute masterpiece. Nothing will ever top that album, Mixtape Pluto is legit…i love how badly he talks about women

>>149185359
nta but I don't know who he is either

>>149185308
Does that mean he is related to Justin Bieber?

>>149185359
I don't know the names of any niggers

>>149185383
Are those his bodyguards?

>>149185422
surely you know evander kane?

>>149185383
you should have yelled, extremely loudly, HEY GARY! /HOC/ SAYS FUCK YOU!

>>149185270
damn...

>>149185422
>sharkstard doesnt know his own fathers name

>>149185456
who?

Did any of you watch the parade?

>>149185078
Pentecostals are chuds who speak in tongues, Episcopalians are lib brunch groups. These are basic facts about this country you should probably know by now

>>149185245
>McMeme goals this series:
>0
I wouldn't bet money on it.

me on the right

>>149184755
You fucked up you should have asked him why he cant drop the fucking puck on time

>>149185501
It hasn't happened yet. The parade usually follows a week or two after the Stanley Cup is awarded.

O LOOK IT'S HOC O'CLOCK

dylan roof is watching

>>149185513
is she about to sneeze?

>>149185383
IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME

>>149185359
If not knowing who the fuck some random jogger is means living under a rock, I'm definitely living under a rock

>>149185268
>gets random women pregnant and leaves them
this is what zoomers celebrate?

>>149185359
american moment

OILY BOYS IN 7

>>149185554
Yeah because of all her makeup

>>149185550
reminder that Gary's people have declared the bowlcut to be a hate crime

>>149185501
it was really fucking boring

Listen to Elite Panthers songs!

>Original Songs
- My name is Elite https://youtu.be/Y8o4goeVM0o
- Sakurakaze https://youtu.be/X9zw0QF12Kc
- Sakura-iro High Tension! https://youtu.be/HiLnCY9qjSo
- Kagetsu no Yume https://youtu.be/8ZVrn4lHLqw
- Baby Dance https://youtu.be/ixSjzx0Q5x4
- Bokura to Kimi no Uta https://youtu.be/4BP1i9UEvo0
- Otome no Susume https://youtu.be/SsLEYvwSwiE
- Heart Online https://youtu.be/BOkV6v4ClaM
- Our Tree https://youtu.be/7_DqIBHtxzo
- Attention Please! https://youtu.be/nR52jxDC_nE
- Kyunkyun Miko Kyunkyun https://youtu.be/WIZSYTAeoF4
- Nyahello World!!! https://youtu.be/XL1hFQ5EaE8
- Sakura Day's https://youtu.be/hjELFwXCRog
- DAIDAIDAI Fantasista https://youtu.be/7wEkDdBa4QQ
- Ikenie https://youtu.be/Q2b8Zsui_0Y
- SUNAO https://youtu.be/4ZafIoQ_g7Y
- 1135 https://youtu.be/6UFDwp3EFQY
- Are you Ready? https://youtu.be/ReeoHg159uU
- Like & Hate https://youtu.be/wEpW_wdvMlY
- Re:flection https://youtu.be/W9AZc33ybIw
- Flower Rhapsody https://youtu.be/BerwUFzdj4U

>Cover Songs
- Yukitoki https://youtu.be/z4Md4zHQWJ8
- Ai Kotoba III https://youtu.be/IZWuK1ljlS0
- as x sist ~Amae Beta na Watashi Nari ni~ https://youtu.be/LaOo9OxKxPc
- allegretto ~Sora to Kimi~ https://youtu.be/YiQq1dHlKCo
- Darling Dance https://youtu.be/TXD4qJHN4ac
- Kyoufuu All Back https://youtu.be/U2jl3QIoVws
- Motto Ichigo Au Lait https://youtu.be/Wy7kZSE4LUI

>Collab Originals
- Nakama Uta (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/ESsV1gDBqYI
- Modest Wonderland (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/EJLCXoN3wvI
- Scrap & Build (Shiraken) https://youtu.be/hABJ6skZeMI
- On Your Side (Holowitches) https://youtu.be/aLrPFKO_aEU
- Happy Fever NHL (Subaru, Mio) https://youtu.be/sL2QMmSlRyU
- Sugar Rush (Suisei) https://youtu.be/gtgME6MJpk4
- Mikkorone×Showtime!! (Korone) https://youtu.be/5OtgLEKKC_Y
- Mikkorone×Let’s Do It!! (Korone) https://youtu.be/wlEZTKubQH8

>Collab Covers
- Hapichoco (Marine, Luna, Kanata, Chloe) https://youtu.be/BCt3E-FJFdA
- Animal (Suisei) https://youtu.be/9yBLZKFKXyg

30 more mins til puck drop

I'm no fashion expert but I think that Bieksa's suit colours clash

>>149185610
Were they hurt? I hope you apologized. It's rude to run into people.

no one like this teams

>>149185513
Start a brawl. I want violence.

>>149185655
MY RAT

>>149185383
How much does he shake in person

>>149185639
Jen's suit is the best, as usual.

jens going bald

>>149185673
irasshaimase

>>149185686
Post hairline

how do i fix the "manifest load timeout" error that I've been getting on streams since my antivirus trial ended? help a retard, please

Thick cut smoked n seared ribeye, loaded scalloped potatoes and a caesar. All for about $22 homemade and grilled. God damn, I love being a good cook

DROP THE FUCKING PUCK ALREADY

If you havent accepted Christ into your heart by now then you better start going to church. He’ll be returning very, very soon

>>149185686
There's something about that nose

Streams?

>>149185623
Imagine hearing your neighbour playing this shit

>>149185716
>since my antivirus trial ended

>>149185655
and?
LOL

>>149185716
/g/ here
Delete system32

>>149185716
delete your alt-f4

>>149185749
Go back to Somalia.

>>149185639
>canadian "fashion"

>>149185716
Ask ai retard

Kris look like a vampire

>>149185747
https://nhlbox.me/edmonton-oilers-vs-florida-panthers-live/nhl/stream-1

Whoever wins this will win the series

the stanley cup caretaker looks like he scalps people

it's time

im getting my boo ready

>>149185770
better than seeing that fuckin' monkey that only "excelled" at the game because he was on a line with the Sedin Sisters

>>149185767
ywnbaw

>>149185610
Frederic can't elevate the puck

>>149185717
yum post pics

>Captain Pickard in net
Kitties are cooked.

whoever wins this game will need to win one more game to win the cup.

>>149185900
it's gone already. i ate it.

*sips beer during anthem*

>>149185802
Factually incorrect

>>149185725
I'm thinking of joining a knights of columbus to make friends

BOOOO

>>149185911
Not sure when they started this best of three finals, not a fan!

shit anthem

That entire stadium is afraid of Tkachuk

Why are their singers in the crowd? Too cheap to give him rink-side seats?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Comfy mode activate

Lisa Cundy?
More like LISA CUNTY

>>149185955
yeah

>>149185916
oh well. I hope you enjoyed it

>>149185911
Upon the completion of the game the competitor with the most points shall be deemed the victor of the match.

>>149185840
Cope he had a good career and he's gonna get even richer off the Atlanta Thrashers racket

>puck drop at 8 pm Easteren
>it's now 8:20 pm Eastern

>>149185961
Slopmaxxing

>>149185620
I'm glad I'm not the only one who shares the sentiment. At least I saw shermans and hueys

they hate us cuz they ain't us

Edmonton is more respectful than /hoc/

Let's goon

>>149185978
this

this is a literal demon

>no licenced music for Game 5
NHL is broke?

>>149186025
They are always among us, anon.

>>149185623
What do your parents think?

SSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

SCAAARRRR

For me, it's chocolate mint chip ice cream

Edmonton is so much louder than Florida lmao.

>>149186025
>Women
No shit

It feels like it’s a best of 3 series now

Made it back home just in time to enjoy the game and shitpost on /hoc/

>>149185961
based I'm watching a pokemon tournament as well as hockey

WHere's the game thread

>>149186095
raped retard

>>149186107
You're mom

Not even a challenge for Bob

IT’S OVER

>>149186002
I hope GTA VI will have a storm weather system

CARTER MACDOUGALL

Cats

>>149186080
just demolished a quart of neopolitan

>>149186099
For me it's lemons

>>149186121
>canadian jokes

>>149186099
>pokemon tournament
faggot

>>149186136
Thank u I will be here for the rest of the game :3c

Edmonton's gotta score the first goal to establish any chance of them winning this game
I believe in my Oilers though, get it done!

>>149186107
>wHErE,S tHe GamEtHReAd¿

>>149186169
>didn't watch game 4

They should try shooting high to the right and left of bobrovsky, based on my in-depth analysis...

Whichever team wins, there will be Canadian players on the other side blamed for their team losing and that’s good enough for me.

>>149186169
Idk bud, they made history last game, they can do whatever they want

>SIIIIIIIIIR GAAAAAAY

Finally a real fucking barn

>>149186139
>t. never caught them all

lol McDavid really didn’t want to shoot

Stecher couldn't get an exit from his own zone on three tries.

Looks promising for the Oilers lol

I need a canadian femboy bf

>>149186193
When I was a little kid I thought "eastwest" was a direction

mcsecondary really looking for that pass back

connor mcdonalds

I'm not into pokemon because I'm too busy having sex

I need new bread, hurry up chuds

I LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOBI LOVE BOB

SSSIIIRRRR GAAAAAAAAY

The USA is the ultimate The USA is amazing

SIIIIIIIIIIIRGAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

SSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!

>>149186267
How far behind is your stream lol >>149186255

>>149186080
I went to the local ice cream purveyor and had a peanut butter dip cone. The dipping and 90 degree weather made it unejoyably melty. The peanut butter flavor was subpar too. Would go back and get something else

>>149186303
>>149186303
>>149186303

im streaming the game on sportsnet.ca and it's 20 seconds behind lol

>>149186286
Is it a rule you can only post that as the crowd chants it?

>no rats at home
keke

LA ROSTE ARENA

>>149186190
I did watch it lol but the last time they tried to comeback in game 2 it didn't work out so well since they were so tired
I just think it would be nice if they dominated from the get go heh

>>149186057
My parents are fags, so of course they don't like it.