Thread 149175779

>u21 em, 21:00
Tschechien vs shaft

>Sun, 15.06
02:00 Ahly : Club Internacional de Fútbol Miami
18:00 FC Bayern München : Auckland City FC
21:00 Paris Saint-Germain FC : Atlético FC
>Mon, 16.06
00:00 SE Palmeiras : FC Porto
04:00 Botafogo FR : Seattle Sounders FC
21:00 Chelsea FC : LAFC
>Tue, 17.06
00:00 CA Boca Juniors : Casa do Sport Lisboa e Benfica
03:00 CR Flamengo : Espérance Sportive de Tunis
18:00 Fluminense FC : BV Borussia 09 Dortmund
21:00 Club River Plate : Urawa Red Diamonds Ladies
>Wed, 18.06
00:00 Ulsan HD FC : Mamelodi Sundowns FC
03:00 CF Monterrey : FC Internazionale Milano
18:00 Man City : Wydad AC
21:00 Real Madrid CF : Al Hilal FC

>Thu, 19.06
00:00 CF Pachuca : FC Salzburg

first for HSV

Gulia :)

we already have a women's soccer thread

>>149175795
basirt

>>149175779 (OP)
>Urawa Red Diamonds Ladies

>>149175942
danke nagelsmann.

>>149175779 (OP)
sexo gwinn

>>149175751
>Paris Brunner
>named that because his dad forgot to wear a pariser
classic boomer humor

>>149175811
>>149175779 (OP)
Oh my.... A faire deutscher maiden....... AND delicious tits?!! Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazoooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOOOOOGAI jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBLBWURbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurlbinwurl tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhhh me lady... pulls out comically oversized mallet and beats own head with it 15 times AHHheart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum OOHHHH ateam shoots out of ears WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO milk truck crashes into bakery store in the background spilling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO heartsheartsheartshearts inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturbtes furiously ohhhh my gooooood

Guys I have Corona :(

>>149176187
Lol

>>149176187
and I can barely breathe in this schwüles weather because of my raucherlunge :(

>>149176187
>He didn't take the 88th Pfizer booster
LMAO you schizos will all die. Feels good to be a gigga vaxxed chad

>>149176210
what's so funny
>>149176262
>>149176268
i did get a vax back then, but not anymore since then and now I feel sick and it's 30 degrees outside :(

>>149176326
>but not anymore
Keeeeeeeek
that poison is in your body forever

>>149176268
>>149176154
>>149176035

okay das gewitter geht los

>>149176915
nö

>>149176915
thats tomorrow tho

>Can't even murderball right
What happened?

>>149175811
Mein fair deutchen maiden
Gwyn strikes me as a bit of a leader among the women womenfolk of her club

Is no one else watching the u19 game?

>>149177510
we are all watching the le mans race

>>149175779 (OP)
Imagine kissing with her?

>>149177652
If I had papers I could've kissed her in America
I was an honor student

>>149177510
>I can't score
the team

>>149177510
see this sir >>149175730

>>149177510
I am german, so this u19 has nothing to do with me

>>149178053
ofc you don't, ossi

>>149175779 (OP)
>mfw when the recent badge of dick pics has been unimpressive

nigGERmanbros.. the based white hollanders pwned us..

so much promise at U-17 level. Finally thought Germany had a batch with some old school fight in it. All forgotten in 2yrs.

ge-wel-dig

>>149175779 (OP)
That's a nice bus they're on look at all that leg room they should do a TV series on special busses

>>149178995
I could've been a structural detailer in Delnice:( I was very close
Instead I'm homeless in America for absolutely no reason and they don't even give me a shit moving Job so I can become a millionaire

>>149175942
the wrong kind of diverse for the shaft and nager

>>149175942
not even the first time
i think he might do it

>Die exorbitant hohen Vorstellungen von Werder Bremen erschweren laut Sky Informationen die mögliche Verpflichtung. Der Werner-Deal ist in Gefahr, wenn der SVW den Leipzigern nicht entgegenkommt. Zuletzt hieß es noch, dass mehr als fünf Millionen Euro gefordert werden. Und zwei wolle Leipzig in etwa zahlen.
Büllchensisters

>>149181192
>bremer Jews
fucking lmao

>>149181192
it's bullshit
Klopp should do the pre-season camp until Brekikes bend the knee

Well well well, so 3-0 ey?

our talent has been pulled up to the U21s

>>149181433
Same here

love summer nights. will probably watchthe cwc to see what all the fuzz is about

Do you shave off your Brust and Achselhaare?

>>149181577
>cwc
whats that?

>>149181746
back, pits, penis
i keep the anus and chest hair for the pheromones

>>149181746
Ich habe rasur Achselhaare, it's cleaner and sweatbdoesnt build up

Although,
Since I stopped using shampoo, soap, deodorant, and any other similar product two years ago, I haven't had any body odor at any point and I sometimes go days even weeks (in winter) without showering so now I don't need to shave my armpits
If you insist on deodorant that's really where males should shave their armpits because it's more hygienic, cleaner, and easier to live with
I haven't shaved my balls in half a decade

>>149181880
>back, pits, penis
only faggots do that

>>149181932
i got complaints

For me, I shave balls, trim bush and pits, leave the rest as is

>>149181746
my legs, pits and pussy

>>149181192
>>149181278

it was a bitchfight all along
she didn't actually shortchange a hardworking handwerker

>>149182805
how does she keep getting away with it?

Kek I just realized this is the Bundesliga general I thought it was /wfg/

>>149182886 see
>>149175911

>>149175811
She's always leading songs

>>149182874
>„Cathy und ich hatten eine persönliche Aussprache“, bestätigt Maren Kogge gegenüber BILD. „Dabei war schnell klar, dass wir uns menschlich nicht ineinander getäuscht haben. Die Arbeiten im Sommer 2023 in ihrem Haus waren geprägt von einem Umgang auf Augenhöhe und echter Wertschätzung. Vor Gericht kamen die Fakten noch einmal auf den Tisch und wir konnten einen sachlichen Blick auf die Dinge gewinnen.“ Der heftige Zoff? Ein Fehler, sehen beide ein.
>„Wir sind uns einig, dass es so weit nicht hätte kommen dürfen“, so Kogge weiter. „Wir hätten viel früher den Dialog miteinander suchen sollen. Cathy honoriert meine fachlich einwandfreie handwerkliche Leistung und vergütet sie angemessen. Ich schätze Cathy Hummels als Mensch sehr, und deswegen ist es am Ende das, was starke Frauen auszeichnet: nicht übereinander zu reden, sondern miteinander.“
>Kogge hatte in Cathy Hummels’ Haus gearbeitet, malte dort u. a. ein BVB-Logo an die Wand von Sohn Ludwig (7), verzierte den Treppenaufgang mit Rosen. Die Rechnung (ca. 13.000 Euro) soll Hummels allerdings nie bezahlt haben
>Nach BILD-Informationen soll Cathy einen Großteil der 13.000 Euro bezahlt haben – rund 10.000 Euro.

>>149178153
do you ever sleep, you monkey?

>>149178053
incredibly based

How was this not offside?

>>149184100
>posting this at 1 am
bit ironic innit

>>149184396
Lahm fucked up

>>149184413
funny, youre still here, isnt it

>>149184490
Not the actual moment of contact
The ball is already halfway to Balo's feet

>>149184547
Lahm completely fucks up
you can see Balotelli here
and Lahm isnt even inside the fram

>>149184508
>everyone is the same person
ach monkeyanon

>>149184611
I see

>>149184643
if youre not the same guy, then why are you pestering me, you fuckign cunt

bazibros, this is too easy

>>149184396
Because we couldn't see him when the ball was played

>>149184737
>bleeding heart socialists not embarrassing themselves the moment the spotlight is on them
>challenge impossible

>>149184737
>part-time jobs from 9am - 5pm

>>149184709
because its funny xD

>>149184789
you can't relate to that, huh? ossi hartzer

>everyone is an Ossi
monkey is losing his mind

we know you are

>we
you and your indian shillfarm or what?

him and his alternate personas

>>149182805
cathy just saw on tv that you can refuse to pay when not everything is matching your exact imagination and wanted to try it out for herself

>>149178995
same
I love this city so fucking much

ich bin ned der affe verdammde aggds

Hi, someone give me the tldr of the past two years thanks

>>149185569
>13k for a BVB logo and some roses

>>149185621
what did she mean by this?

>>149185738
>kanker Haller misses a penalty against Mainz and loses Dortmund the championship on the last day
>plastic team finally finishes the job. but not the plastic team everybody was expecting

miami is so bad wtf

>>149186793
pen before or after half time?

did dazn really just ran an ad mid game? lmao

>>149189173
yes, brace yourselves it will happen all the time from now on

>>149189294
3rd one now lmao

>>149189936
how big of a player is dassn, compared to shitsky ackshually?

>>149190349
>russian oligarch
>saudi OILigarch
They can comfortably outbid Sky every time because they exist in a virtual economy

>>149193196
ynr remember Riccardo Montolivo "il tedescho"
he said he would retire on the Ostsee where his mom is from

for me, it's the coffee

how many for the >impact every match man Müllel today?

>>149183049
>am Ende das, was starke Frauen auszeichnet: nicht übereinander zu reden, sondern miteinander
>zuvor schlammschlacht in der boulevardpresse
huh

>>149189173
>>149189674
>>149189936
that'l be 34,95 + tip goy

>>149182874
Wieso behält die eigentlich den Namen??

>>149177388
honestly surprised there's even 5 whites there

>>149185583
>>149178995
where

>>149189936
>alle Spiele weltweit kostenlos zu zeigen
what is that even supposed to mean?
free first month or what? i would never pay for dazn but if the club world cup is actually free and not 480p on a 4k TV like SAT1 i would actually give them my fake email address

>>149198694
need a fake phonenumber as well

>>149198743
i'll pass. not worth it for this meme event

Germany is a baltic country

wrong, its a baitic country
>mutt education

>ter stegen to gala

>titz to hangover official

>>149177401
>gwyn
That's some welsh guy

>>149182970
>gwyn
>sings songs
Defo some kind of welshman

>>149199393
balzak

>>149199393
Gr8 b8 m8

BAHAHAHQHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Hincapie to Atlético
will Bayer even be able to field eleven players next season?

>>149199715
Bok Bok Bok

Hitler? BASED
Goebbels? BASED
Himmler? CRINGE
Honecker? CRINGE
Kohl? CRINGE
Schröder? CRINGE
Merkel? CRINGE

tel to tottenham confirmed btw

>>149189936
Everything is rigged holy shit

>>149200078
bok bok bok

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>06/15/25(Sun)06:59:55 No.149200078
> tel to tottenham confirmed btw
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> Everything is rigged holy shit
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> >>149200078 #
> bok bok bok

maul du pimmel

>>149200078
Gesamtpaket 50 mil lul, Spurs wird nicht gerade gut geführt

>Watching the club world cup

Of course not! I am going to watch the all German Final of the Handball Champions League!

>>149200724
kc tier

Remember, Bayern will be live on Sat1, for free and now enjoy

MiaSanMia

yes yes
also America looks like paradise holy shit

>>149202577
Damm yes: The food, the cars, Sonne und all die heißen Ladies

>>149202922
this will make the hertha kaufrunde from some years ago look like a masterplan

#packmas

Neuer - Boey, Tah, Stanisic, Guerreiro - Kimmich, Pavlovic - Olise, Müller, Coman - Kane

>>149203048
Gumo

>kompany not playing a single youth player against a literal pub team
lmao such a tryhard

>>149203082
>Zur Antrittsprämie von rund 28 Millionen Euro kommt heute noch eine Siegesprämie von etwa 1,7 Millionen Euro hinzu.
That's more than most CL or Pokal games and any BuLi game

>>149203039
>b00n taking this shit seriously and sending their strongest 11

why would anyone even watch this shit?
seriously

>>149203116
these are 6. division tier players, at most. if you are too scared to play one of your young against them, just give up.

>>149203131
>>149203133
t. not invited

>>149202922
Hot take: They will sell nobody for 35 Millionen

>>149203148
n0er they sent their strongest team against an opp that wouldn't even be 1st dfb pokal round tier

>>149202922
buy high, sell low
eboarl master class

>>149203039
>not a single youth player starting
sasuga kompany

ynr hoeness being mad that tuchel didn't develop youth players (which he actually did) lmao

>>149203398
ynr he got eliminated by 1.FC Saarbrücken

ynr hoeness being a convicted criminal lmao

steuerhinterziehung is based as fuck

dfb pokal auslosung rn btw

>>149203584
anzeige ist raus

>>149203698
uniron too much going on rn

>BVB RWE
uff
they'll have to close the shared club shop

>>149203806
kek my dad will be seething
he has been hoping for this matchup for schalke for yeeeeeeaaaars

Dynamo Dresden – 1.FSV Mainz 05

Arminia Bielefeld – Werder Bremen

Schweinfurt 05 – Fortuna Düsseldorf

Wehen Wiesbaden – FC Bayern

Sonnenhof Großaspach – Bayer Leverkusen

1. FC Saarbrücken – 1. FC Magdeburg

Lok Leipzig – FC Schalke 04

Bahlinger SC – 1. FC Heidenheim

Hansa Rostock – TSG Hoffenheim

Blau-Weiß Lohne – SpVgg Greuther Fürth

SV Sandhausen – RB Leipzig

Energie Cottbus – Hannover 96

FC 08 Homburg – Holstein Kiel

SSV Jahn Regensburg – 1. FC Köln

Preußen Münster – Hertha BSC

FC Gütersloh – Union Berlin

Sportfreunde Lotte – SC Freiburg

BFC Dynamo – VfL Bochum

Eintracht Norderstedt – FC St. Pauli

VfB Lübeck – SV Darmstadt 98

FV Engers 07 – Eintracht Frankfurt

FV Illertissen – 1. FC Nürnberg

ZFC Meuselwitz – Karlsruher SC

Eintracht Braunschweig – VfB Stuttgart

Rot-Weiss Essen – Borussia Dortmund

RSV Eintracht 1949 – 1. FC Kaiserslautern

FC Viktoria Köln – SC Paderborn

SV Atlas Delmenhorst – Borussia Mönchengladbach

Hallescher FC – FC Augsburg

FK Pirmasens – Hamburger SV

SV Hemelingen – VfL Wolfsburg

SSV Ulm – SV Elversberg

upsets?

>mischa on comms
nice

KING KING KING

>>149203909
>lok >schalke
>essen Cuckmund
holy kino

COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN COINMAN

>b00n couldn't sell out the stadium
KWAB

That game doesn't give me any vibes (I hate the hühnchen)

jt is in the stadium btw

so far i can Tel Auckland is better than Holstein Kiel

>>149204217
@grok, is this true?

>>149204344
they unironically defend better than 95% of blundershitga teams so far

BOAH EY

>>149204399
not really

>>149204439
die verkaufsobjekte werden jetzt mit spielzeit und flanken gefüttert, eboarl masterclass halt

MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL

OLISE OLISE OLISE

OLISE

KING

COINNNNNNN

>>149204442
>so far

More atmospher then in the Allianz Arena

b00n should be embarrassed for trying this hard

>>149204658
finally on opponent on the Augenhöhe

this kane no show is Woltebitch tier

Neuer should try to score a goal

>>149204753
based

>>149204753
remember Woltechad and Kane already have the same amounts of titles in their career

The exsprcted walk in the park, is the MLS like dritte Bundesliga?

>>149204937
thats not MLS

>>149204927
trve but a dfb pokal vs Bielefeld counts as much as the blundershitga with b00n aka nothing

>>149204957
Und der Gegner der Bayern spielt wo? In Italien?

>>149204997
Pokal with Stuttgart counts more than Bundesliga with Bayern
you lose
like always

>>149205054
cup win against a drittligist is worthless
the final is already forgotten by most people

ESMÜLLERTWIEDER

THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS THOMAS

Müller_impact.jpg

>>149205119
youre not most people, you monkey

>>149205161
du bist der affe hir

>>149205176
oooh oooh aah aah

OLISE

OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE OLISE

>>149205195
I don't speak your ossi tongue.

Guys, I think I found Mr. Propper in real life.

you know a team is awful when Müllel scores

>>149205407
and the next german player the monkey seethes about

why is Harry not statpadding against these plumbers

>>149205452
because Kane is a fucking joke

>>149202922
Brazzo's Hühnerstall ausmisten

>>149175779 (OP)
seek help

Neuer fängt souverän den Ball

world class player Harry Kane

>>149202922
FWirtz to b00n confirmed

>>149205843
-> >>149204753

>>149205875
please understand Bayern can't pay 150 million

>>149205875
it's real

>>149205931
60 years of hurt, monkey

>>149205910
And despite that Palhinha is still on the bench. Poor guy.

>>149205995
KWAB

>>149205975
stop harassing me!!

MUSIALER

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

Monkeyanon gonna be SO mad

The ads are getting out of control

>>149206106
see above LOL

>>149206123
see here >>149206106

>stadium cheering for the other team now
why are americans like that
bayern bring some primo soccer the likes their continent never sees and the reward is lost fans

>free penalty
>harry already subbed off
poor guy

Muttsiala mit ner Schwalbe

MUSIALER MUSIALER MUSIALER

>>149206073
MAGIC (P)

shit pen desu

MUSIALA HATTY

JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL

>>149206529
not even Woltebitch would be this shameless

>>149206627
der spielt immer für sich selbst und tik tok
das läßt er sich nicht entgehen

Duftmarke: gesetzt
Ausländer: gesalzen
Miasan: Mia

ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER ES MULLERT WIEDER

Müller makes monkey seethe

ESMÜLLERTWIEDER

>a brace by Müller in 2025
this club should disband itself

>>149206817
Sehen so Sportler aus? Doubt

>10
Nice competition

>>149206817
große Karriere
es ware eine Ehre

>>149206106
I love both Woltechad and Muselmann
what now mongoman?

>i love the english polish shitskin
sad

>>149206491
kwab

>>149198685
for me, it’s Krumme Lanke

>>149207249
>England couldn't beat Slovenia
Yeah I'm thinking Gruppensieger

>>149207249
quick reminder

this pre-emptive coping after you were certain that Woltechad would “cost us the u21 euros” is absolutely hilarious

>>149207511
>monkey screenshots his own posts

>>149207444
Slovenia was decent

>>149206491
How many today?

>149207550
have we already won it?

>>149207581
LETS GO SLOVENIA THE MOST ADVANCED YUGOSLAVS THEY DO COMPUTER CHIPS

>>149207605
another no show

Some people are unnecessarily harsh. auckland's Indian fullback is literally in the middle of his exams desu. the commentary slag said "he's probably going to go to his hotel room tonight and do it online"

149207613
well according to your logic if we win it doesn’t count and if we don’t Woltechad is a fraud. I consider this to be retard logic

>>149207876
hes not Harry Kane though

>minutes before going on a spree

>>149207142
Didn't Huhnchen get the memo that said UEFAgs are supposed to not make the entire Club WM look like a joke?

>>149207292
>Jew York with the meme central park
meanwhile chad berlin has this beauty in the middle of the city

Berlin also has trash lying around everywhere

> Du bist eine Schande für deone Familie, Freak.
> Fette Sau!
> Dass sich sowas überhaupt vermehren darf.

T-Online

>>149209007
yup, greatest city in the world by quite a large margin
even Tiergarten mogs Central Park hard

>>149209139
not really

>>149207605
1 goal
1 assist

>>149209139
bremenanons mother for example

>>149209526
In Berlin they have trannies just like in the old days

>>149210036
nah, the hot ones are in cologne

nothing wrong with trannies as long as they don’t force their bullshit on anyone else

>>149209914
my mother doesn’t live and has never lived in Berlin

>>149209307
Imagine getting riled up by insults like these. How thin-skinned do you have to be?

>>149210036
In Berlin the women cant ride the train anymore without being harrased by shitskins, so there is a proposal they get "female only" wagons
utter failing shithole

and still your obsessed with it

look man, even when you follow football Berlin is easily forgettable
thanks Union and Hertha

>>149210130
how long have you been on hrt

>>149175779 (OP)
sex with gwinn

>>149211194
how do you feel about samson option targeting chicongo?

was just about to make a mean post about 'soldi

based Tresoldi
wish him all the best in Belgium

NEBELLLL

we are too good

offside tho

>>149211842
nö, Tresoldi did not touch the ball and he did not irritate anyone

>>149209572
ding

>>149210226
The truth hurts.

brutal

>>149210264
you are talking from your own experience?

in my city shitskins keep their heads down

>>149212453
they fear you, the sherrif in town?

in every Ossi city I’ve ever been to I’ve seen more young girls being chased around and hanging out with groups of Arab boys than anywhere else in Germany

>>149212411
imagine not knowing this

>>149212771
I think If subways had skylights which people walk on then it would be safer the problem is you're in a tunnel and this encourages bad behavior because everyone is trapped close together

>>149212058
>wonderkids

>>149213018
the problem is shitskins

WOLTECHAD
he is inevitable

wolte wolte

BICK DICK NICK

see above

seething

>>149207605
>>149209572
>>149211905
ding ding

woltechade

crazy how our team is so fucking stacked that not even Di Salvo can ruin it

>>149213090
They should put them on separate cars then

>>149213348
how about different countries

N

>>149213325
Woltechad is just too good

And the negros start to mess it up.

>>149213398
yeah but it’s not just him. the attack in general is incredibly stacked and Martel - Reitz is unironically a fantastic midfield pairing. I’ve never seen such quality at youth level

>>149213457
good point

Outside of Woltemade these guys are all merely ok Bundesliga material.

DFB bros??

lads…

FLIEGENFÄNGER SHARTOBOLU

>>149213556
What are you smoking? Nebel already played a top tier season.

>>149213634
One season wonder. Next year it's 13th place with Mainz again.

die Tschechen sind nicht so schlecht, 4:0 wäre zu hoch gewesen

>>149213810
first black keeper to concede twice to czechs?

>>149208916
he cute ngl

>>149211314
i live in utah

but i'm not too enthused as that is where my aryan princess, korbin albert, lives

oooh oooh aah aah

atobolu has zero aura like all black gks

>>149213617
ISSO

Woltemade nahe an der Weltklasse

Zoomers don't even pull up their Stutzen anymore

>>149213716
was already elite in bestbundes too

>>149214114
>>149213398
I laugh

maybe be the first latin american ref with a stick up his ass
perfect for evropa

>>149214329
oooh oooh aah aah

>>149214082
not even yesterday he said Shartubolu was better than Kahn, komischer typ

>>149214433
I don't speak Ossilantisch

GuNa and stay safe in Tel-Awif

>>149214514
at least you get the message

>sub out HSV player
>immediately score two goals
really makes you think

>>149212771
Imagine giving a fuck what axel spinger writes I lived 4 years in Berlin kid

>kid
nach dir die Sintflut richtig, Boomer?

>>149214939
lol

ich komme im maybach, kid

>>149214732
I hate HSV so much, it is unreal

rent free

>>149211907
desu I'm a Fettqualle myself and would just belly drum if someone pointed it out

the hero of bundes

>>149216417
he should an hero after costing us the NL

>future ballon dor winner
thats Hollernaldo tho

Woltebitch is a fraud just like messi

>>149217052
are you the Chikaner, monkey?

>>149217081
a monkey, British, indian and now the chikaner?
was zauberst du noch ausm hut???

>>149217114
I going through all the mentally ill possibillities

>>149217149
1st place award for you then

>>149217200
why dont you just off yourself, you fucking mentally ill sack of shit

>>149217081
yeah, seems to be him >>149217224

>>149217301
stop being so mean -.-

>>149217052
>>149217081
got him

take your meds, it's not normal anymore

go to bed chikaner monkey

>>149218824
im collecting my Indian 10 cent pay checks

GuMo

GuMo

coffee

GuMo Amigos

moin

GuMo

>Das Bundeskartellamt hält die 50+1-Regelung im Profifußball zwar weiterhin grundsätzlich für rechtskonform, verlangt von der DFL aber deutlich schärfere Regelungen. Im Fokus stehen die Klubs Bayer Leverkusen, VfL Wolfsburg, RB Leipzig und Hannover 96.
B00bros...
Wolfcastlebros...

>>149227094
(((coincidently))) this happens right after someone knocked Bayern off their perch

>>149226935
It looks like every white Leverkusen player is leaving and they're all getting replaced by Ngubus kek

>>149225905
>>149225919
>>149226723
>>149226885
>>149227046
GuMo

>>149226935
>>149227224

Der Uhrensohn hat geheiratet

>>149227391
lmao just look at his mongo face
really seems like he doesn’t have a clue what’s going on

heavy projection

>We could see Serge Gnabry in the Turkish Süper Lig next season. After Leroy Sané's transfer to Galatasaray, Gnabry is also interested in moving to Türkiye
Gala coming in clutch again

>>149227431
and what about Goretzka?

>„Nein, überhaupt nicht. Weil diese Mannschaft eindrucksvoll über ein paar Monate gezeigt hat, dass vielleicht doch nicht alle Spieler Fehleinkäufe waren. Wer zum Beispiel an der Qualität von Waldemar Anton oder von Pascal Groß gezweifelt hat, das sage ich mal ganz deutlich, der hat einfach keine Ahnung. Diese beiden Spieler sind über jeden Zweifel erhaben, sie sind Führungsspieler, weil sie einen sehr positiven Einfluss auf die Mannschaft haben, auf dem Platz und außerhalb. Julian Nagelsmann und Rudi Völler (DFB-Sportdirektor; d. Red.) haben die öffentliche Diskussion um sie übrigens nie verstanden“, meinte Watzke und ergänzte: „Wir haben ein festes Gerüst in der Mannschaft. Den großen Umbruch hatten wir im letzten Sommer mit 25 Kaderbewegungen. Da haben wir mehr als 100 Millionen Euro investiert und zwar bevor wir etwas eingenommen hatten. Das können wir auch ökonomisch nicht jedes Jahr machen.“
Bienchenbros

>>149227438
>Kackdemar Analton
>Scheisscal Klein

>>149227360
Nimm die Füße vom Mobiliar du dummer Nigga

>>149227436
Ulan Bator United are interested

>>149227431
Und Leute sagen die Türken hätten nie etwas für Deutschland getan

>>149227431
>>149227572
Those cheap bazaar roaches will want him for free or close to free. The Saudis would pay at least 30-40M

did jt enjoy the game yesterday?

>Ab 18 Uhr verfolgten bei Sat1 im Schnitt 2,46 Millionen Zuschauer die erste Hälfte der Partie. Zur zweiten Halbzeit schalteten sogar 2,64 Millionen Zuschauer ein – trotz 6:0-Führung.
No one careACK

>>149227680
jt got drafted to Israel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovin3P7mYxo&ab_channel=DFB
why is Woltemade so arrogant?

>>149227701
Bayern were playing the equivalent of Bayern's women's team

>>149227737
because he can't be bargained with and doesnt fell pity

>>149227755
but i like to bargain :(

>>149227745
delusional if you actually think so
I'd say that teams from the second or third lowest tier in German football could beat the women's team and Auckland is a couple tiers above that

>>149227745
a 11 of bundesanon would give them a hard game

bßßn shouldnt get too cocky

>„Jeder weiß, dass ich mich in Dortmund extrem wohlfühle. Ich liebe die Fans, das Stadion, den Klub und die Stimmung. Jeder weiß das und sieht das, wenn ich auf dem Platz stehe. Ich weiß das sehr zu schätzen.“
>Auf Nachfrage, ob er seinen Traum von der englischen Premier League ad Acta gelegt habe, entgegnet Kobel: „Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, je gesagt zu haben, dass dies mein Traum sei.“

>Der aktuell aussichtsreichste Kandidat für den VfB hört laut Bild-Informationen auf den Namen Giannis Konstantelias. Der 22-Jährige steht noch bis 2027 beim griechischen Top-Team PAOK Saloniki unter Vertrag und absolvierte bereits 13 Länderspiele für die hellenische A-Nationalmannschaft. In seiner Heimat gilt Konstantelias als das aktuell größte Talent und wird immer wieder auch als „Griechen-Messi“ gefeiert.
Will they ever stop this ---Messi thing?

>>149227970
22 is already old in this economy

>Nico Williams has made his decision: either he joins Barça or renewing his contract with Athletic Club. He has decided to ignore other offers because he wants to fulfill his dream of moving to Barcelona or he stays.

>— @sport

>>149228015
Goldman Sachs vs Volksbank Raiffeisenbank Rosenheim

>>149227970
>Griechen Messi

>>149228015
Bok Bok Bok

Nehme Türken vor 10 deutschen Ossischweinen.

Scheiss arbeitslose..und das Deutsch der Türkinnen und Türken is auch besser lmaoooo

>>149228106
anzeige ist raus

>>149228080
>Bok Bok Bok
was bedeutet das?

>>149227708
based

>>149228015
Fatberl is fucking useless

>>149227737
how is based Woltechad arrogant in that video?

>>149227438
Borussia Dortmund CEO Hans-Joachim Watzke on Florian Wirtz: "It's a real shame that a player like Florian Wirtz is leaving the Bundesliga. I wouldn't have had a problem at all if he had gone to FC Bayern. That would have been better for the Bundesliga."

is this guy a cuck or something?

>>149228147
for me its cute Turkettes

>>149228147
Fresse Türkensau

>>149228536
>In February 2022, he was appointed chairman of the Supervisory Board of the Die Liga – Fußballverband

>Die Liga – Fußballverband e.V. (sometimes stylised as DIE LIGA – Fußballverband e.V.), or simply Die Liga – Fußballverband ("The League – Football Association"), and often shortened to Ligaverband ("League Association"), is the parent company of the Deutsche Fußball Liga. The Ligaverband is an association of the 36 German professional football clubs (or their companies) that partake in the Bundesliga and 2. Bundesliga, which represents their interests, especially against the German Football Association (Deutscher Fußball-Bund, DFB).[

Just a conflict of interest

Important new negotiations between Barcelona and Nico Williams have taken place over the past 24 hours. Barça currently have the best chances for the player. They're now assessing whether a transfer is feasible and if Williams can be registered. If Barcelona get the green light, the move is expected to go ahead. Bayern have been informed and are now waiting to see if Barcelona can complete the transfer [@Plettigoal]

>>149228960
is Uli still doing his >they would be bankrupt in Goymany cope

missed the thread yesterday when Bayern were playing
holy damn, that is some phenomenal seething
enjoyed reading it

>>149228536
They're called Cuckmund for a reason

>>149229018
beating some oberliga tier opponent wont bring back the chance to reach the finale dahoam, seppl

>>149229119
inject the seethe right into my veins

>>149228960
isn't Barca like 2 billion deep in debt? how can they still do transfers?

>>149229162
aaahhhhhhhhh

>>149229132
>He doesn't know

>>149228536
Why dont you care about your own shithole?

>>149228960
>and if Williams can be registered.
OLMO
L
M
O

I really want them to just gamble on the youth players this season.

>>149229257
Won't be a problem after ter Stegen's contract is terminated

>>149229291
>after ter Stegen's contract is terminated
that's not how it works

>>149229291
>Won't be a problem after VIP Tickets get sold for twice as much as they are worth it
ye, we heard this time and time again

>>149229257
they always find a way

Verpisst euch aus Berlin ihr scheiss Zugezogenen

>>149229301
how many pay cuts did the cuck accept?

>>149229291
Germany is the only country where people think Ter Stegen is a good goalkeeper
he comes back and we lose two games in the Nations Leage
I hope once he leaves Barca he also loses his NT position

>>149229018
But /bundes/ is like this 24/7 tho.

>>149229308
You won't do shit

>>149229338
>Für Ranglisten-Experte Toni Schumacher ist Deutschland kein Torhüter-Land mehr - und das hat vor allem einen Grund.
>Bevor ich in die Einzelheiten gehe, schicke ich eines vorweg: Die Situation der deutschen Torhüter hat sich nicht verbessert, das Gegenteil ist der Fall.

absolutely grim

https://www.kicker.de/schumacher-dass-neuer-immer-noch-der-beste-deutsche-ist-spricht-baende-1125518/artikel

>Neuer ist immer noch der beste Deutsche
mein Reden

>>149229338
stick to twitter, kanacke

>>149229338
what? it’s the exact other way around. for years everyone outside of Germany praised meme Stegen while only we recognised his fraudulence. only now that Barca want to get rid of him did everyone start shitting on him

>>149228015
wie dünn er da noch war

>>149229438
well, Barca wants to get rid of him
and we played well with Baumann
and then somehow Nager brings this fraud back

this entire thread is a good example of astroturfed btw:

>>149168253

>>149229670
now that Neuers contract got extended, Nager will ask him to come back after the next, two matches TOPS, because MAtS will fuck up hard.

>>149229694
dont give me hope, anon
that would be really good news

Thoughts?

>dominik glownigger
>>149229132
Why are Germans unable to into finances like you autists cannot comprehend the idea that debnt isn't some concrete thing that is magically due, you can always repackage and reborrow, so as long as ur're revenues are good and can cover ur're fixed costs then problems weren't
t schlomo shekelstein (take out more debt at this very attractive interest rate goy! theres nothing to worry about its free money and think about it its better to have money now you dont need to worry that youll be paying me 2x the principal over time goy- I mean guy its all good! dont be an antisemite)

>>149229821
were the biggest economy in Europe, we can into debt just fine, but we also know the danger of it
which is why we had to bail out southern europe for the last ten years

>>149229821
>Why are Germans unable to into finances like you autists cannot comprehend the idea that debnt isn't some concrete thing that is magically due
Barca's debt is actual debt
Real Madrid doesn't have that problem
I actually don't know any other big club with a huge debt like that

>>149229856
>I actually don't know any other big club with a huge debt like that
Schalkebros...

>>149229790
Don't like schvrkentvrken, but that dude and his kauderwelsch is kinda funny.

>>149229790
Klassenfahrt nach Polen, aber schnell

>>149229790
what is a "beinenbetrieb"?

>Infolge einer insgesamt enttäuschenden Spielzeit könnte Lutsharel Geertruida RB Leipzig schon wieder verlassen. Der niederländische Nationalspieler, im vergangenen Sommer für rund 20 Millionen Euro von Feyenoord Rotterdam verpflichtet, steht laut den Informationen der Birmingham Mail auf der Wunschliste von Aston Villa
Literally who?

>>149230077
captn of that Feyenoord that made waves in EL and ConfL
Dosen have some tough questions to adress why their last euro season was such a humiliation

>>149230016
>>149230002
>>149229949
>responding to nothing

What are we watching?

>>149231262
nothing. club world cup is not gonna be interesting before semi-finals

>>149231452
trust the script

>>149231262
Hofchad and woltechad and hollerchad German (turkish) special (gay butt sex)

>>149231452
What are you doing instead?

>>149229308
Isso. Westberlin Maskulin!!!! Amana tekujum

>>149231579
drinking beer and listening to music

>ynr Timothy Tillman

>>149231262
the montain silhouttes vanishing into the dark

Chelse looks shit against LA FC.

>>149232662
Americans in charge of footy, no surprise here

>>149232711
Cucurella getting booed for constantly diving.

Next one here: >>149232944

>hurr, 200 posts early
yeah, blame the timer

>not a Gulia thread
>instead some landwhale
>2k posts early
why is this general so full with mad autists that refuse to take their meds?

>>149233063
I was just complying with a request >>149174790

>>149232970
kc tier

>>149233240
kys

>>149233063
is this real

GuMo

yes yes

>>149232970
why

>FC Bayern: Goretzka und Gnabry können wohl doch bleiben

>13:19 Uhr
EIgentlich galten beide als Verkaufskandidaten beim FC Bayern: Leon Goretzka und Serge Gnabry . Laut Sky hat bei den Verantwortlichen des deutschen Rekordmeisters aber nun ein Umdenken stattgefunden.


Demnach sollen die beiden deutschen Nationalspieler, die ursprünglich als Kandidaten für einen möglichen Abgang galten, nun doch in München bleiben.

Als Grund dafür wird der Abgang von Thomas Müller und Leroy Sané genannt. Mit ihnen sind zwei Topverdiener weniger auf der Gehaltsliste. Der Druck, Gehälter einsparen zu müssen, sei demnach nicht mehr im selben Maße gegeben wie vorher.

>>149245389
this is just embarrassing if true

>>149245389
I think Bayern is really done on a top level

>>149245389
>tfw the new Granätchen is extending the contracts of two overpaid washed-up benchwarmers

>>149245389
bahahahaha

>>149245389
Goretzka is in the starting 11 so that's good news

>Der BILD-Podcast „Bayern-Insider” enthüllt: Der Belgier und seine Co-Trainer fuhren am Montagmorgen zu einem geheimen Blitz-Trip nach Miami. Die Fahrt dauerte 3,5 Stunden – pro Strecke! Kompany wollte das Spiel Boca Juniors gegen Benfica Lissabon unbedingt live vor Ort sehen, um optimal auf die nächsten Gegner und den Spielort in Miami eingestellt zu sein.
Kompany is a good one

>>149247068
its fucking pre season tournament lmao
what a tryhard

>>149247068
Based autist baldie

>>149247091
>its fucking pre season tournament lmao

>>149247133
40m sind nix

>>149247152
it's additive, the winner gets the 40m for winning and the money for all of the other steps reached

>>149247266
I know, I added it already together cause b00n don't win

what if Dortmund loses tho