Thread 149180960

>Sunday Ticket
Port vs Melbourne @AO 1:20pm AWST
Iggs vs Carlton @OS 4:10pm AWST

>News
Dosn and Fred disappoint

mason cox

>>149181041
cox down back

thinkn mickey d's for brekky

>>149180960 (OP)
Grim games, Collingwood really are the protagonists of footy

>>149182266
both games have the potential to be good or be really really dire

I don’t even care anymore. I’ve been a loser for my entire life. I’ve never accomplished anything. I haven’t been happy since I was a young child, miserable all through my teens, twenties, and now into my thirties. I have no goals in life, no ambition. I’ll never have sex or a wife. I’ll never have children. I’ll never have a worthwhile career or own a home. There’s nothing I want to achieve or attain. I never laugh, I never smile. All I think about is dying and suicide but at the same time I am terrified of the thought of it. Whenever I see stories of people dying young or killing themselves, I am filled with jealousy. I hate being alive, I hate slogging through every day. I hate hearing about how successful and happy everyone is while I wither away with no motivation to improve

>>149183400
HOWLING

>>149183400
Cheer up lad footy today

No footy til 3:20 fk the bye rounds

>>149183712
yeah it's fucking lame no early match sucks

>>149183623
Carlton vs West coast? Yeah great. Game of the century. 2 absolute loser clubs battle it out for nothing, I won't be watching

>>149183752
You're gunna miss Harley kino then.

>>149183400
tldr

just want peace in the middle east

Hate the footy been complete dog shit this year

Any good footy games on today

>>149186419
wogball club world cup is on

>>149186419
yeah mate iggs vs carlton

>>149186419
Yeah, that bloke vs killing himself.

Good morning alf

We're all doing nofap, right?
Two days in a row I've woken up before 12 in the afternoon and I havent gooned.

>>149186666
checked and keked

>>149187630
started april 28 and been doing it on and off for about 5 years now
the things I have 100% noticed are your immune system is better and you are naturally luckier
I have heard 3-6 months is when it peaks, but my maximum is 3 months so we'll see how we go

>>149187630
No I've got a gf and had sex last night so will be a bit difficult

>>149187630
I fucked the missus last night.

I havent masturbated for 6 months. No I am not doing no-fap. No I don't feel different. KYS.

noone:
/afl/: did you know I have a gf?

>noone:
>/afl/: did you know I have a gf?

who is Noone?

I'll kill myself

Poo coming out of my bumhole as I type this

>>149189356
It will pass brew another cuppa lad

>>149189477
Want me to force it back in?

>>149189029
there is simply no way unless you are on antidepressants or something and destroying your brain chemistry
even after one or two weeks you need less sleep and have more energy

morning alfies
second zero sugar monster of the day, yummo

>>149189905
Crispola. Might crack in to a second 'fee.

cant wait to see my porties get raped by melbourne

>>149189891
>let me tell you about yourself
why nofappies so reliant on anecdotal evidence and appeals to emotion?

Unironically what are the free masons

>>149190047
mason cox getting delisted at the end of the year

>>149187630
I’m with you lads

HOWLING
https://x.com/TWTME26/status/1933814484415688886

>>149190120
Might get drunk and watch dashcams all day

>>149190243
based me clinging to consciousness at sunrise (when I used to drink)

Suns are legit profitable this year

How shall I improve my life?
Shall I:
>work out
>educate myself
>develop hobbies
>social/community input
NO
I GOT IT
I WONT TOUCH MY WEINER!!

>>149190340
I already do those things but I still goon

>>149190340
they're not mutually exclusive m8y
a thousand mile journey begins with a single step

>nofappie defence force arrived
like clockwork

>>149190340
If you're working out, educating yourself, developing hobbies or participating in social/community input it goes without saying you're also not touching your weiner at the same time

Trying to find that old /b/ pasta to no avail

I want to live in ny

who wanking they dick off

>>149190738
I wouldn't

>>149190894
Not me and the alfbros

>>149190120
should've just head butted him the helmet

why are people so invested in making sure lads keep jacking off to increasingly degen porn make by jews?

>>149191635
I only advocate for wholesome & vanilla brother/sister incest porn made by japs

just finished an 18 hour meth fap

For me it's amateur scat porn

Porn and wanking increases test

that minnesota shit is crazy. house of cards tier.

>>149183817
>tldr
op is a saints supporter

Oh what's that you can't afford my guy? But weren't you saying you could get him and butters? Oh shit sounds like you found out you're full of shit..... I guess we'll just have to keep him. LOL.

>>149188698
Sex outside of marriage is a sin that could doom you to hell if you do not repent.

>>149192092
this is simply not true

>>149187630
Reporting in, king

>>149190738
For me, it's (the good parts of) Chicago

>>149190305
remember the 6 million

>The eyewatering amount of money AFL star paid for new handbag for footy's hottest WAG: Port Adelaide ruckman Ivan Soldo has splashed out thousands on a luxury designer handbag for his partner Chelsea Becirevic, once again turning heads with their high-profile relationship

holy kek, this cunt is splashing money left and right for his whore yet can't even get a game
will be delisted and broke in 5 years kek

Brad Scott was raped in the winter of '25.

>>149190120
MopedGODS, I kneel...

imagine driving like that in a VW kek, got what he had coming to him

>>149192994
literally looks like a sex doll

>>149193014
I reckon he may be laying low this family Christmas

Bit checked out on the footy tbqhwy lads
would rather watch 80's horror movies and fuck my filo misso

>>149192994
typical port simp loser cuck

>>149187630
sorry lads i i didn't make it through last night. found a vein of porn that i simply had to mine. think i'll need a few days to exhaust myself out and then i'll be ready for a nice long nofap.

>>149193040
what about the girl?

finna start gigging again lads

>>149193222
based quagmire

Llordo? More like gayllordo

>>149193222
in this economy?

>Middle of the year
>Middle of the DECADE
What have you achieved this year?
What have you achieved this decade?

>>149193533
meth mostly

I look like this and dress like this

>>149193222
the world doesn't need another indie punk band mate

>>149193899
Hair on the left was my favourite, always what the pretty boys had giwtwm

Thinking about reviving stomp-clap-hey music, hipsterism

>>149193899
>>149193938
Sorry I meant right

>>149193533
finally applied for tafe, just waiting on a response now

I'm just so sad all the time

Micksperg could be the the first person to get their tafe application knocked back

I look like this and dress like this

According to NWM, racism isn't okay but homophobia is

>>149193145
>found a vein of porn that i simply had to mine
what was it?

ne on the left

>>149183400
imagine all the passionate, emotionally fulfilling sex people around the world were having last night

Which match are you more excited for today?

I fall in love too easily

utterly grim

haha!

>>149194307
I don't feel excitement for anything anymore. I'm just so sad all the time. I just want to die

Thinking about becoming a kinosseur like the big man, looking to see if any theatres nearby are playing old Hollywood and world flicks

>>149194398
Straffo only watches pleb tier slop

>>149194350
this

Is /afl/ just /cric/ but instead of Brits talking about bouldering it's aus bros talking about porn and masturbation?

>>149194398
https://www.astortheatre.net.au/sessions/2025-06-15-1900

Rebel Without A Cause and East of Eden double header at Astor tonight. Wanna come? I'll buy the popcorn ;)

>>149194463
I come here to fap

I would be such a fucking slut if I were a girl

>>149194118
>quanor friendship ended

>>149194325
My eyes instantly are drawn to the chubby girl. She's beautiful

Tiggs

>>149194118
>Yo Mr White

>>149194426
No he's been watching a lot of Golden-era and art house stuff as of late. He was briefly very into musicals when he thought he was gay.

>>149194477
I'm not in Perth, sorry

i won't watch superman

>>149194620
>briefly very into musicals when he thought he was gay
fucking kek

Friendly reminder that Kano named Cameron Green in his most overrated thing in sport list, and Green contributed a grand total of 4 runs in the test championship final

>>149194517
based toby pink

>>149194194
watched this black chick called tessa thomas take it in the pooper and then my pornhub algo filled with beautiful black and brown women taking huge cocks in the their perfect round asses
shit was a wrap and i kinda blacked out after that

I'm a fat fucking slob pig, i stuff my face all day long

i worry about the state of the world,.i weep for the children

>>149194716
Forgot your trip.

>>149194716
Based Laura Kane

>>149194719
Same

"guest"

>>149194716
based my fat cunt brother on ozempic

dees soon
which is basically toil as its painful to watch them

7th beer and I'm about to go a bit spastic

I don't like the D*mons

i'll take my own life, i'll kill myself

i'll poo my own pants. i'll shit myself

Based boing 737

>>149194878
Based Selwood family member

i've got a pooey bum and pooey undies

i just farted lads

>>149194865
Crisp me too

Just tripped and a dildo slipped up my arse haha

How serious was Straffo about being gay? Is the next steps trooning out?

>>149194953
woops haha silly you aha

>>149194594
Kek

There is absolutely zero chance this is true

Learning english must be the easiest thing in the world, makes sense it's the global language

?

Straffo needs nofap

>>149194974
Oh no the suction cup got stuck on the floor and me bouncing up and down on it doesn't seem to be loosening it up ahaha

>>149194929
why do so many indians die taking selfies mate?

bring back the dixon auto mick

i hate europeans c

>>149195031
>Thought through tough troughs though

Why are we, as a society, not talking about Griffin Logue all the time?

That kid filling out captchas of multiple devices webm is happening rn

porties loom

Pooey pooey pooey pooey, bum bum bum
Pee pee pee, willy pee pee
Poo poo poo, pee pee pee

gay arse faggot fuck off hey

>>149195113
Who is it this time? Which resident bogeyman now?

What are your predictions for the port vs melbourne match?

Gaining weight and my farts are starting to sound like fat guy farts

>>149195177
My prediction is that I won't watch it

Once a jolly /alf/man
Banned by the janny-man
Under the guise of shitposting

>>149195191
Crisp

I hate the fucking footy absolute bullshit these days full of poofs and women

Why come here if you don’t like or watch footy

Super Mario 64 - Jolly Roger Bay (OST)

ill give you poofs a jolly rogering

Dad used to call playing the piano tickling the ivories haha he was funny

>>149195268
Mmmph... ngh...

>>149195273
Bet he gave your black keys a good pounding

You cunts need to straighten up or I'm going to have to start posting pics and vids of big poos and trannies and so on and so forth

carn the pear

I'm so intelligent it's actually insane
It makes my life very difficult tbqh

I am legitimately fucked up in the head. there's something seriously wrong with me
.

'ate poofs
'ate fags
'ate homos

Luv sticking things up me arse

Simple as

>another half hour until the footo
Fucking hell.

last night i slipped over and i fell on a penis and the penis landed in my mouth

The winner of todays game enjoys a worse draft pick

>>149195397
Based my gf

my teeth bleed when I brush them and my bum bleeds when I wipe it

>>149195442
Crisp me.

I love in constant pain I can't remember the last time I was happy

I went to church this morning but I don't want to blogpost about it

Wish I was dead but don't have the courage to kill myself
I am a complete waste of space. A despicable human being

>>149195515
based ricky nixon

Save your sadsack posting for the Sunday spergout.

What's the point of life when the footy is so shit

Putting my last $45 (in my betting acc) on the demons

There should be a mass murder suicide for /alf/men like me who don't deserve to live but don't have the courage to end it

morning fellas

Another day, another dozen crimes of Israel

Wish I was dead

i've come up with a pretty cool NIDS grift but i don't want to tell you about it in case you steal the idea

>>149195614
Wish you were dead

Honestly what's the point

sensory stimulation clinic for autistic teen girls

i feel sick.. i'm not well...

>>149195626
>NIDS
Bahahaha you fucking bozo
You cretin moron idiot idiot
I would absolutely hate to be you fuckhead embarassing yourself like that

ASMR real girlfriend experience - Watching the football with you (your team is winning)

>>149195653
Based Beans Bar

I'm sorry I didn't actually mean it sorry
Sorry

I watch the footy on 7 even though I have kayo because I prefer their coverage

>>149195696
>Melbourne’s first lesbian, trans, and neurodivergent bar closes
Australia really needs to grow up and move into the 21st century
So stuck in the past - sad!

got the flu
Mum's in hospital
narc step mum is trying to manipulate me
Dad is her enabler
told them both they can get fucked
running out of money

but I know I'll be ok

I'm a survivor, I'll live to fight another day

I'm neuro divergent but was kicked out of Beans Bar for saying I'm animated each morning by the memory and power of the Third Reich

thread is especially gay today, shan't be posting in it

i hate gay and black people

Why the fuck can't I just end it all

why do women love to tattoo themselves with shit doodles and scribbles so much

yo dis port debutant is liddy

>>149195774
TRVTH
PREⱯCH

how do you get weed these days?

I've got a shitty doodle

I've never been happy

I will never be happy

why can't we play footy here

My life isn't worth living
You'd agree if you knew what I have to go through each day

I live in spite

I hate the footy now used to be the only thing that made me happy now it only makes my life more painful than usual

i don't think any of you could put up with the pain and suffering that I go through every day. if you could just walk a mile in my shoes you would know.

My life is a divine joke played by God
I curse his name every day
I am not your plaything you rotten bastard
Let me be free

THE FOOTY IS ABOUT TO START!!!

thread certainly took a turn

I'm just so sad all the time

sick to death of the sadsack posting
what a fucking buzzkill

Going to do No Fap for the first quarter
See if that makes things better

im not the problem, the world is the problem

Wish the Selwood family never found /alf/ if you kwimym haha

i've never really been into james bond. i like the mission impossible movies.

I wrote a poem called 17 Reasons I Wish I Was Dead and my psych just laughed at me when I read it to her

Lads, Jason just posted

Just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse I find out the Afl matches on today are Port v Melb and WCE v Carl
What the fuck is this horse shit
With the fixtures and the umpiring I don't know how anyone can watch this anymore

AFL is so shit now
Nothing left in my life to look forward to

>I'm really looking forward to watching Melbourne v Port Power
The words of a deranged lunatic
Lock him up!

Umpiring in this game is already abysmal

Life is pain, life is suffering. I can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, I can't even see the end of the tunnel.

My room smells like stale piss
Don't know how to make it better

i've done things that I regret

Cunts can't even kick straight
What a waste of time
Turning it off

what is the point of it all

I'm the human equivalent of a towel left on the clothesline in the rain for weeks

French Foreign Legion wouldn't even accept me
I'm such a failure as a person

boring game of /nrl/ on or something fellas? is that why you're in here off topic spamming again?

Tom Cruise's filmography is the only thing that makes life worth living

Shit game of footy and nothing good in my life that's all
Nothing makes me happy anymore and it gets worse every day

No point anymore

I'm so bored
I lack any purpose or motivation
May as well have another beer it can't make things any worse than they already are

COSI

drinking

Business idea: breathalyser testing for /alf/ posters

>>149196221
tarocash is looking good mate

I can already tell this game's going to be a dog shit waste of time

I just feel so sad all the time

I'm an imposter, I'm out of my depth

Just applied to renew my passport and paid hundreds of dollars for it
Don't know why
I won't ever be using it
Fuck I'm such a cunt waste of space just useless don't know why I fuck everything up all the time

>>149196237
kek

imagine spending your sunday clearing cookies and staring at a post timer on multiple devices

I am so fucked up in the head. If I jumped off a cliff I would be doing the world a favour.

such a performative spakker aren't you

Imagine all the people

Kind of getting around this sui' 'mick.

Great just what I needed another GF experience video recommended by youtube

I have adhd i have autism I'm neurodivergent

>ratatouille
How much did Geelong fleece them for again?

finna knock up some greek yogurt and protein powder

Even good memories from my childhood just make me sad now
I've fucked everything up

>>149196297
imagine what rodney eade would say about him

>>149196308
>GET THIS FUCKING BLACK CUNT OF THE FUCKING FIELD
Based Rocket.

I don't need to be happy all the time I just want not to be overwhelmed with sadness constantly

I'm a waste of space, I'm a shit stain on the undies of the world. Nobody will even come to my funeral when I finally work up the courage to throw myself in front of a train.

What's the point in winning the hit out if the other team gets the ball

Wow this is a shit game
Don't know how you blokes are watching this

I'm tired of existing

>>149196324
in fantasy scoring it matters because fantasy is for retards

I am completely twisted. My synapses fire in opposite directions. I'll do everyone a flavour when I lie down in the middle of Bell St.

What is it about AFL that attracts poo-icidal cowards (e.g. Robert Walls)

>>149196340
Crisp Tasmania Devils. Won't have to worry much longer.

>>149196324
Rucks are overrated. Don't need a good one.

Boring game turning it off
Probably just going to stare at my ceiling for a bit and try not to cry

>>149196346
someone who is insecure about afl and want to ruin the threads discussing it so they spam and flood the thread, which is against the rules iykwim haha

Life is overrated

No tranny flag at the port game today

Did they join the 41%?

They should shut down GWS, Gold Coast, Fremantle and Port Power
One team in Canberra and one team in Tassie
Then we might have a decent comp again

/afl/ proudly brought to you by seroquel

>>149196369
I had to stop taking that it was just fucked

>>149196365
What was the 50% question?

we aiming at like 2k with this frenzy

There is a transgender FTM playing VAFA ressies this year

Nope still not any happier
Probably sadder than before

port adelaide power fc is just a three years ago essendon team

Boring football match, grim thread. I'll come back after my French lesson and see if the thread has improved any
Go Crows

Maybe I should troon out
Might that make things better? At least the mentally ill leftists would treat me as a god

Feels like I've had a hair down my throat all week.

it all makes sense you think about it
when you look at who has the power, who is really pulling the strings

HEAVE HO UNNA

WOULD YOU SPASTICS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FOOTBALL
It's a shit game, we're not interested

Be funny if Trent Cotchin left his slag of a wife for his dancing partner kek

>>149196431
It's the Richmond way.

I'm going to put on some music and dance
Maybe that will make it better

kek he gets upset when we talk on topic dumb cunt derailsperg

What the fuck is wrong with that tackle? Poor Umpiring is making this sport unwatchable. A fucking cancer on the game.

I'm gay
im gay, I'm gay I'm gay I'M GAY IM GAY I'm GAY
I AM GAY

Tent Crotchin is what my mates used to call it when you got a stiffy in class haha guess it wasn't really that funny actually

Can see my pathetic neighbour convulsing through the window. Something about blasting Tina Turner must have set him off.

>>149196447
they're not sending their best

>>149195190
>>149196447

You mistake me for having a purpose
I'm something of a Jacobian-Theatrin medianaliate
Or, in words you may understand, a "Joker"-style character

I'm spiralling, I'm out of control

Verily poor game this
Unwatchable perchance

>>149196447
Based Boak

>>149196458
kek

I have nightmares

Does anyone actually give a fuck about Port, Melbourne, West Coast or Carlton
What a farce - and not in a good way!

reckon goodwin copped a lot of simon says jokes

watching this fat NEET watch his neighbor dance to Tina Turner, pair of stone cold losers

>>149196221
sorry wrong pic

>>149196064
My back yard smells very strongly of stale dog piss, bit of a culture shock moving from mumzas big country block to a unit

Just made one of my best posts ever it was an absolute ripper
(Not in this thread btw)

*farts*

>>149196482
Simon says:
Get on the pip and gamble away your life savings.

>>149196498
Stinky!

Willie is so smart.

Willie Willie Willie Willie poo bum bum
Port Piss

>>149196505
TYBG

That's one willie I wouldn't like in my bumhole.

>>149183400
Buy a nice hat, solves everything

*re-enters thread*
*reads the 200 or so posts since I was last here*
Absolute kino

>>149196505
THANK YOU BASED GAJ

I believe the Iggs will win

Most cases of depression can be easily cured with a Dune Buggy

I'm not the bot, you're the bot

>>149195053
Retard brains, just like those cunts with emu war n shiet

COCK

I will kill myself by swimming out into the sea

I'm just such a worthless sack of shit
If you knew me you'd agree
Nothing to live for no hope at all

I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIEVE THAT IGGS

I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN I BELIEVE THAT IGGS WILL WIN

>>149195911
T. boeing investor

you can add a rule, remove a rule or perform both on any rules currently in this game to make it not a fucking shitfest. Go.

Is my VPN working?
I am watching your sport

willie rioli is a FAT COON

THANK YOU SAAR

Not even a self-administered prostate massage releases even an ounce of dopamine any more
I'm so completely fucked my life is fucked it's just over

I'd rather watch two men play sword fight with their dick than watch this gay boring sport that you call alf

>>149196570
Remove all umpires, replace them with people who are willing to be employed full time

Is Kosi the first boong to play well after getting a payday?

I've wasted my life, i've gambled it all away, i've ruined everything. I've hurt everyone that tried to love me.

Any footy games on?

KOZZIE

>>149196561
We’re the Eagles, West Coast Eagles,
Rainbow flags fly high with pride!
Queer and fearless, love’s our anthem,
In blue and gold, we stand side by side!

Knew a cunt that spelled it footie rather than footy
Wanted to cave that maggot's skull in everytime I saw him
We don't hang out any more. He hasn't messaged in a few years

KWAB

Anti-turbo hater is actively shitting up /nrl/

A Phootball L
It's the APL!

>>149196612
Caro would never (apologise)

>>149196612
Caro would (could) never

>>149196612
at least he owns it, better than Caro making up race bait garbage

over it, sick to death of it all

Fuck forgot the link, just look at him loose it in /nrl/
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149173004/#149173056

>>149196612
Literal humiliation ritual to maintain access to his sources
What sort of """man""'' can live like this

why are indians always on the fucking phone to someone? literal drones

>>149196570
I'm gonna go with removing prior opportunity.
If a player is tackled and either stopped in motion or brought to the ground without successfully disposing of the ball with a legal handball or kick a free kick is awarded to the tackling player.

This also means that if it 'spills out' in the tackle that it would be a free kick.

David Zita used to browse /alf/
Don't ask me how I know this

>>149196612
I'm completely fine with journos apologising. They should all be forced to go through this humiliation ritual every time they publish something that is wrong or inaccurate.

>>149196640
I still do too

>>149196640
how do you know this

>>149196640
Based zeets

There should be an afl equivalent to pink slip racing like the losing team has to get fucked up the bum or something that would be pretty funny and hot haha

Le 12 pointer the umps wanted so bad

>>149196646
rekon they should do a tally at the end of the year for who fucks up the most "certainties" and get a wooden spoon/dunce hat. fucking maggots

Poking a pin into the head of my penis just to feel something

just checking in on my nofap bros

#day2

Alright no fap day 0.

Back to square 1.

I got through first quarter no fap but struggling now

>>149196672
I fapped at around 4am this morning.

>>149196626
crisp me'za and mystery ruck infringement free kicks

My life does only seem to get worse every day, every week, every month and every year

>>149196676
>>149196686
fuck sakes lads

ill have a quick one then but im starting again tommoza

Love me kino
Love me Padres
Love me F1

Simple as.

Thinking about marathoning Spiderman 2 later on

might have to get into tantra or non ejaculatory orgasms or something. Just feel so tired after dumping 2 or 3 loads in my missus

I've started contaminating my food with shit so I'll hopefully just get dysentery and die

>>149196723
Forgot your trip, lad.

>>149196695
I was never in on your no fap thingo. I just wanted you to know that I fapped.

Long sleeves
Tucked in
High socks
Black boots

The uniform.

>>149196505
Thank you based Gaz

Finishing this raid and will go make another 'fee.

fucking indian neighbours and their durka durka speak

tite yet soft whsgf tummy

Went to offer the lonely bloke next door some of the extra dinner I made, but he mumbled something about durka durka, tripped over, and slammed the door crying.

Fucking Australian and their marmite accent

>>149196772
The clumsy idiot.

>>149196772
based failed creative writing anon

Van rouyen is the worst mark in the game. And we’ve signed him til like 2029 or something

>nrl match starts
>suicide spamming stops
like clockwork

I'm so useless I'm worth nothing I shouldn't be alive I wish I was dead

love her so much we belong together

big juicy round butts

>>149196799
yet you have the arrogance to think this was worth posting? seems contradictory

>>149196805
Let her go, brother. If it were fate it would have already happened.

>>149196810
I hate myself because I can't get anything right I can even kill myself please help me god I wish it was over what a cunt I am

im sorry for what will happen but we had no choice

>>149194118
ginni's legs look like they're on back to front

>>149196811
looks like tom stewart

I envy the Palestinians because they can get bombs dropped on them to end it all
That's not even an option for me

anyone watching the footy

Not sure what the point of my life is

You can go swim in ocean

>>149196847
Half time innit

>>149196796
the first domino

>>149196847
Nah footy's shit these days no point watching
Umpiring is too frustrating, shit fixture and I just don't give a fuck any more
Complete waste of time and energy

>>149196856
The enlightened genius.

Some very interesting threads on /pol/ atm
Learning quite a lot

have you blokes ever shopped at costco

>>149196866
>mfw the misso times me iykwim haha

>>149196874
Ahaha I get what you mean

Women owe me sex
And let me tell you one simple truth
All debts accrue interest
And I will demand that it be paid

what do they call it when rc pisses in his mouth?
a soda stream

There was a fat kid in Year 9 who wrote a note to a girl that had yes/no check boxes. The note read "Will you go out with me?" After he gave it to the girl, she started crying
That fat kid is what I imagine sadsack posters are like

Can you just stop posting please

we postmaxxing?

My life is so worthless
Everyone I've ever loved has only ever regarded me with pitious contempt
No point in going on

Just poured myself a cup of concentration juice hehe

One of my life's greatest humiliations was my brother seeing the banned page from when I accidentally posted some of my Tranny BNWO porn to /s/ instead of /gif/

I got banned last night. In fact I got a 3 dayer a few weeks ago for 'ban evasion' even though I hadn't been ban evading at all. And guess what I was banned for last night? You guessed it. Ban evasion.

Now I can understand if I got the ban for off topic posting. But then it opens up a can of worms for the m*d's because they have to start banning all off topic posts. So they use the laziest reason possible, and justify it by making out I'm some other anonymous poster who was already serving a ban. It's bullshit, it's corrupt and I won't stand for it. I'm not acknowledging the ban as valid, therefore I'm not banned.

I am a freeman on the /sp/
I only recognise admiralty jurisdiction

Heading to the shops you lads want anything?

>>149196976
yeah mate pick us up a six pack of coopers best extra stout cheers

I am probably the most objectively successful /afl/ poster

>>149196984
That would be me.

This is my 12th year on /sp/ but I accept that I am still a newfag
I acknowledge the oldfags of this board and their continuing connection to it

>>149196976
100 from the til cheers

>>149196976
snickers pods champ

*bangs sticks with a hammer*

>>149196984
based travelsperg

Wish I was dead

don't reckon ive ever seen a boong tradie in my life

>>149197011
my dad used to play wogball with one

>>149196984
trip on rc

>>149197011
Don't think I've ever seen one employed.

This is objectively one of the best /afl/ threads ever
There are some many layers - truly a joy to digest and consider

>>149196976
>yea made jusd zum beer n smogez fangz xD xD

>>149197018
really? what trade?

>>149197025
Drinken and stealen unna

>>149196872
Nope. Do they have the cheap foodcourts here in Australia or is that strictly an American Costco thing?

dayboo

*farts*

>>149196918
Post the full image, please. Or direct me somewhere I can see it.

>>149196976
nah mate I had 6000+ calories yesterday

>>149197032
yeah they have em. the pizza is pretty good desu.

>>149196980
that shit is goated tbqh

Allir looks like such an unc with hair

No point living anymore

>>149197062
Sofia reckons he looks good

it's crazy how good gobbies are when the girl knows what she's doing

>>149196976
Yeah, I need onion powder, bread crumbs and tissues. Plus grab something sweet for late. A pack of Hobnobs would be good. Thanks, Anon.

going to wank

>>149197071
I'll never know because I'm such a fuckwit loser
There is literally no hope for me my life is just fucked I hate it

Hate myself and hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning
Just end the pain of living

new meds mate?

>>149197049
What's the price for a slice?

The possibilities fill me with hope and wonder.
I have so much to offer.

Oh yeah I forgot that I was coming on here to post. What I would do if I had a time machine and could change the history of the league.

fuck that was so fucking soft
afl players these days are massive fucking poofs
just flop and dive like soccer players

This country is literally being turned into a toilet for the world's refuse
There is no hope for the future

based Fritsch the flopping cunt, get my tip over

and then another flop at the other end lol
whoever flops more wins
fucking joke

How is that a free? What rule has May broken when overpowering his weaker opponent in a marking contest?

the game's turned to shit, just a bunch of poofter flopping
may as well watch soccer

>>149197102
dunno mumza always picks up a full pie

Imagine missing from 3m out.

Bad kicking is bad football.

handy couple points for Melbourne

This is peak 8-10 football.

what the FUCK was that kick clayton under no pressure

Viney you SPASTIC

holy fuck what a joke
these umpires should be killed
I'm not even joking
fucking morons

Dog shit game for two retarded fanbases
Two franchises propped up by the AFL
Let them fold

what's the point of tackling anymore?
over officiated shit

Honestly the worst season of football ever
Not even joking - it's just complete dog shit

reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

reckon footy's never been worse

>>149197236
>>149197246
absolute facts
almost think it's unfixable at this point

>>149197223
Nothing it seems. Half the time it's unrewarded, rest of the time it's paid high or dangerous. We need full time umpires and rule reform. Unfortunately some of the interpretation needs to be taken away and just make it black and white so these morons aren't constantly interpreting incorrectly.
desu I don't know how full time umpires aren't a thing. Don't these fuckers get paid six figures on top of their day jobs?

We’re not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you’re not going to agree with us. But that’s okay, because just like you we care. Just like you, we’re passionate about the game.

The gf

>>149197256
at the same time, the one arm pin htb rule shits me to no end
you cannot punish the guy for being first to the ball and having no prior opportunity
they should just add dropping the ball as a rule again
so fucking obvious

>>149197263
Sex with her vagina and/or anus

>>149197259
thanks kirky
energy and heart.

another duck

>>149197266
Yeah, it's a retarded interpretation that I'm not sure why they're so consistent with. Just because you've chosen to try and win the ball and were instantly tackled does not mean you had prior opportunity to dispose of it. Are you supposed to assess whether you can win the ball then disposes of it within a fraction of a second? Just stupid.

they want port to win this. let's see if melbourne can beat the rig.

>>149197275
crisp australian top order

OK so it's 1896 and I'm influencing the renegade breakaway VFL on what teams we should poach from the VFA.

Collingwood is a nobrainer. Great club and big support base.

I'm taking South Melbourne only because we need the money. I have plans to relocate them to Sydney once the people move out of the area and the cash dries up. But they're gonna stick around for at least 50 years.

Essendon of course will join. Personal bias and they're a strong club with an eclectic mix of patricians and plebocrats.

I'm not taking Fitzroy. What's the point? They're practically going to fold in 100 years anyway. Yes they're a strong club. Yes they're financial. No it's not sustainable. Good luck in the VFA Gorillas.

I'm taking Melbourne because we need them for the brand.

I'm taking Port Melbourne for the kino factor


I'm definitely taking Williamstown. 3rd oldest club in the league and will be a fine patrician replacement for Footscray.

I'm not taking Saints. Yeah they're cashed up but we don't need their Jew money.

Begrudgingly taking Carlton and Geelong.
And I'm taking Richmond earlier than when they came in. Retarded not to have them in the original 8 in the first place.

So there we have it. 9 teams in the new breakaway VFL.

Shut the fuck up you utter idiot

>>149197263
imagine the leg locks

another duck

not reading all that shit

melbourne are a bit "behind", aren't they?
lol

Three lines or fewer. Thanks

One line or fewer for me, personally.

>>149197336
Oh ho ho ho

willie rioli is dumb as dogshit and yet a super intelligent footballer
I don't understand

Steven May is such a faggot

>>149197358
savantism, you see it all the time in the handegg

>>149197360
No but Steven May

>>149197360
no, but he is a cunt

>>149197358
it's in the blood dard

I wonder what Cameron McCarthy is up to today

kek eat shit may, was that one gawn's fault? stupid fucking retard

>>149197360
Gawn should heem him

>>149197360
For butts stephens gay

We’re so back porties

Steven may be a dickhead

>That
>Unrealistic
Kek

so is May just a retard or was in Melksham induced CTE

OK so now it's 1924 and the VFL wants to expand. They want to take in Footscray who have been tearing it up in the VFA, as well as another strong club in North Melbourne. Hawthorn are plebocrats who want to really be with the big boys too even though they are utter garbage.

I'm there to stay the eager hands of an excitable board.

You really want Footscray in? They're good now, but before you know it they'll be rattling tins and leeching off handouts forever. The supporters are way too plastic to sustain the team.

North Melbourne? We already have enough riff raff with Port Melbourne. Don't need that garbage.

And Hawthorn can fuck off. They don't deserve anything.

I also warn the league that we can't bring in too many teams. Look at what happened in WW1. Something like thst could happen again very soon. Also, if we want to be forward thinking and make this a national league, we can't be filling up too many spots with Victorian teams.

But we need to do something about the bye, and we definitely need one more team for prestige.

I'm thinking outside the box. I'm instead looking l at the Melbourne District footy league and bringing in Camberwell. A financial giant in a fast growing area in the outer eastern suburbs, the potential of this club is enormous.

Fuck this game has been shit
What a complete waste of my time

>someone runs into you
>get suspended
https://x.com/Jasperc53/status/1822932133603590553

Wow this guy is a huge faggot lolol

So will bounce be on after or....

>>149197446
Dogshit sport.

Anyone else /Smithys/?

Lads, Bailey just posted

>>149197446
pathetic, both went hard at the ball, he braced to protect himself. This sport is fucking dogshit what else can I waste my time watching?

>>149197446
wtf is he supposed to do?

>>149197465
Well some cars are driving around in circles in France for another 6 or so hours kek

>>149197446
>bangs head on turf
>opponent gets insta 4 weeks
I honestly hate this fucking sport so much it's unreal. Dunno why I came back after the coof games farce broke the spell for me of this faggot shit

>>149197446
essendons back up ruck
there's some foul play at the hands of the afl here to ensure if goldy goes down brad scott goes down as well. can't wait for rc to take credit for my post.

>>149197485
have a cry u fagget poof

>>149197495
you'll be crying on my dick you fucking mook if you keep that shit up

whats a mook

WHERE'S THE NEW FUCKING THREAD

1960s and domestic flights are becoming common and not only for the upper-class. It's time to expand. I've already been putting in the groundwork in NSW to send South Melbourne up there to become the Sydney Swans.

We're also taking Port Adelaide and Glenelg from South Australia.

And East Perth, Perth, South Fremantle amd East Fremantle from WA.

shut the fuck up

baking now

Probably time to kill myself now

>please wait a while before making a thread
what the fuck

>>149197565
Wait Carltank haven't made finals yet

who's the sub for the iggs?

Ok you guys seriously need to make a new thread, i'm not fucking around

i'll bake

>>149197610
>>149197610
>>149197610
MIGRATE

>>149197446
>bumped
>got him high
>knocked out
4 is unironically reasonable.