Thread 149183669

featuring court mcgee
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fine thread

>>149183669 (OP)
BKFC is live, UFC and Gamebred bare knuckle MMA veteran Randy Costa walking out now

This one.

Prime Khabib vs Islam who wins

Patchy mix is actually a good fighter and has lots of potential he only needs to improve the few following attributes:
Shot selection
Takedowns
Footwork
Transitions
Fight IQ
Composure
Focus
Resilience
Power
speed
Coordination
Durability
Octagon control
Distance management
Timing
Adaptability
Coachability
Mental strength
Work ethic

KNUUUUUUUUUUCKED

Holy Flamingo. Dana Pink is in the military parade

>>149183838
Trump getting the best bussies to console the Aris

Dirty Boxing in 5 bings, free on youtube
Boston Salmon is fighting

>>149183884
My boy Wolf

>>149183884
>saidyokub vs bruce leeroy
motherfuckin super fight

>>149183910
pressed

Some great fights on tap tonight lads

>>149183931
can't lose if you don't fight b
just axe jon jones

Real Germanic reporting in

>>149183926
Buy an ad :)

>>149183884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XURDAGAk2KM
GET THE FUCK IN HERE DIRTY BOXING BROS

is there a Gamebred gamebread?

>>149183910
>>149183977

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2HkQmVS6Y0I?feature=share
what did buckley mean here?

he's so mad

>>149184017
Hes pissed!

>>149183958
the problem here is that these are plant cells

>ultimate fighter winner michael chiesa meets crafty veteran court mcgee
but mcgee won the ultimate fighter too

UFC is on btw
enjoy the wmma

>>149183982
>UFC ad dispenser wearing a wig
What is this foolishness

>>149183758
Every time

>>149184044
Chiesa is the first man to make Tony tap out

>>149184050
I will. I actually like wmma and hw mma ngl. It's like a spectacle. Other weight classes except 135 are bleh

goddamn imagine felder just imposing himself on cruz

>>149184102
ohhh fuckk

why is ricky simon fighting some literal who?

>>149184117
because jourdain pulled out

>>149184102
Felder is mean sometimes

Shout out to J Benevidez for pumping a baby inside of olivi

Hope Vanessa wins. She's easier on the eyes.
UFC needs to higher more bad bitches even if they suck

>>149184136
especially if they suck, am i right?

Hire***
Wtf is wrong with me

I don't think he'll lose, but I'd really like the Flushing of Usman to continue

make the game thread

god damn that ref is fat as fuck

Where is Bruce Buffer? Is he drunk...is he high?

>>149184151
nothing better than bad bitch getting roughed up bappa

>>149184151
Heh

bo nickal

USA! USA! USA!

They released Alex Caceres but they keep all those shitty women flyweight

>>149184184
lol

*sends demons to mindrape you*

ever notice how USA rhymes with “you are gay”?

why would fighting nerds curse Ben though?

>>149184202
Name 5 actual good wmma flyweight fighters that are not champion i'll wait

No gamethread then?

gamebred
>>149184244
>>149184244
>>149184244

>>149184213
>counters with superior stands

The spirit of Stalin endures

/knuck/ /heem/ and /dbx/ at the same time? might be time to invest in an extra monitor for the heemstation

>>149184303
>>149184303
>>149184303

>>149184162
This nigga look like Rohff on roids

>>149183838
Isn't there a /heem/ on tonight?

>>149184311
theres a gamethread already >>149184257

What did you hos workout today
Me: legs and back
Squats
Leg extension
Pullups maxed out: 17 clean
Rdls
Calf raises
Some cardio and abs

>>149184442
rest day

Anyone got a link? Tryna see some Georgians get KTFO

marcus the bama beast brimage

>>149184442
I sprinted up the stairs to and from the subway

>>149184290
>hoodie
Rogan isnt beating the zesty allegations

yeah I'm thinking UsGOD

I should have touched grass
real schaubber of a card

what monkey is he referring to

DON'T FORGET TO THANK DANER

>>149196195
finally a good pic to tribute

It's time for Leon/Usman 4

can't argue against that decision, genuinely fell asleep most of the fight, I don't know how it went

Cazzies didn't know how ridiculously inaccurate Buckley is as a striker
He's regularly landing like 20-30% of his punches a fight. He wildly miscalculates distance and starts offense from double the range than he should
He's learned how to jab and his footwork has gotten much better but nigga can't blitz for shit
If had a better grasp of range that fight against Usman looks a lot different, he wouldn't be massively over swinging on a uppercut from 2 feet away and would actually be working in the pocket instead of aimlessly faffing about at kicking distance

>smif was right about usman
I laughed him off, but smiff is the goat commentator/IQ
all HAIL THE SMIFF

>>149183669 (OP)
This guy has unironically improved my life 10x fold with his great breathing tips

if you didn't pick usman you're just a retarded monkey

Colbitch status?

>>149196326
Seventh layer of hair

Well there's only one thing to do now
Usman vs. Colby 3

>>149196253
Quick rundown or summary of those?
Im so anxious sometimes I forget to breath

Genuinely the worst fucking card ever

why did buckley keep going for the ngannou/overeem uppercut?

The big problem with strikers in mma is they’re all too evasive

More defensive, encroaching striking styles work far better against wrestlers than trying to be le slick boxer. This is why Stricklands defense is good, he gets wrestlers to shoot on his terms most of the time

Bros what if they make JDM vs Usman and JDM can’t stuff Usmans takedowns

>>149196380
It's a life hack learn it retard

>>149196404
Usman isn't getting anywhere near a title shot. They'll give him Shavkat

>>149196389
Joaquin Buckley famously evasive fighter

>>149196430
He is le bouncy footwork man

>>149196420
The thing with Usman is that he is a way bigger name than Shavcuck. You never know with Danar

Me to Mario Bautista: "Hello, Mario"

Does Ian Garry have the Irish Curse? ?

does dana show up for the conference?

>>149196494
he's not even in atlanta

>>149196497
baldy is fucking up

>>149196494
he had prior arrangements

You now remember White people.

>>149191192
The man's own father said he's got sugar in his tank. There is no coming back from that.

>>149196511
Sugar gay.

>>149196517
That's the last White man to write a song. Show some respect.

>>149196516
they got marty working security smdh

Nothing will stop the FUTURE

>>149196517
WHO THE FUCK SAID SUGAR GAY?!?!?

But to be honest, it's time to give Sugar Ray his flowers. I Just Want To Fly is a 10/10 90's banger.

WHO SAID THAT?
WHO SAID SUGAR GAY??
I'LL KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS

>>149196326
>Clitty cage
Locked
>Bamhole
Lubed up
>Butt plug
Secured and in place

Colbitch is always ready to get dicked down by his daddies. Any BBC. Anytime. Anywhere.

Usman put in a BRAVE performance right behind
1. Sean Brady.
2. Shav Rakhmonov
3. Ian Garry

I hate nonwhites so much.

>>149196524
>last White man to write a song
Vanilla ice still makes music

>>149196524
ACTUALLY... pic related was the last time a White Man was allowed to be even remotely alpha in public. After Fred, everyone has been a neutered sissy.

>>149196556
really? name one song.

>>149196566
>LIMP Bizkit
>My homie ran away with my so-called girl
BUT IN REALITY
LIKE A CHUMP HEEEEYYYYYYY

>>149196567
Ice ice baby

I feel so bad for Kris Moutinho, his interview he kept talking about how depressed he use to be.

Why won't Mexishits fuck off? I hate you bastards. We don't need you. The country was better when almost everyone was White and you fucking know it.

>>149196577
I Did It All For The Nookie, while containing difficult material, was an important lesson for white men to learn that hoes ain't shit.

>Oblique kick Usman once or twice
>Clearly effective
>Stop doing it
WHY IS EVERY WELTERWEIGHT RETARDED
HE HAS A GIANT GLOWING WEAK POINT ON HIS LEGS
KICK HIS FUCKING KNEES IN

1955: 90% of Americans are White; US dominates the planet
2025: Mutt shithole; America is dominated by China and everyone is poor

>>149196601
They have respect for the WW goat

>>149196601
Kicking your opponent's knees is an honorless tactic only a coward or a duck would rely on.

>>149196603
how are you not proud of usmeng tonight
im not even from the states and that felt like a win for america

>>149196637
Bucklet has had ancestors in America for longer.

Can't stress enough how badly brady would destroy old newsman

Ilia is literally what God created in his image of a perfect human specimen

>>149196657
forgot pic my bad

>>149196617
so till

>>149196665
Not your if this was supposed to be a insult you're not on reddit bud

Didn't watch a single fight put some respek on my name

I swear these two already fought

>>149196690
This guy fucks

The Ilia era has cured my sorrows of the end of the Diamond era

>>149196690
I envy you. No entertainment value from this card

What did Khamzat do to Usman bros

stop fuckin runnin from me

B-but we all on reddit agreed he was terrified!!

Buckley was really about to finish Usman

You now remember ratlip lmao GM3 wins the rematch and easy

That was Usman at 55%

Just watched the Usman fight, Buckley fraud checked displaying hes a one-dimensional fighter, another night in the office for Usman slurpers

>JDM vs Pisslam
>Brady vs Garry
>Usman vs Shavedcat
>Edwards vs Buckley
>Prates vs ?????

I would make the cunts fight again fuck #1 contender, winners of Usman vs Shavedcat, Garry vs Brady should fight for the title fight. I can't help but feel shavedcat will be done dirty if this is not the case

Colby vindicated.

>>149196754
Yup after getting man handled in round one the mental midget just gave up blacks vs blacks is never a good fight

whoever was saying usman would return to form, was right as fuck and must get laid a lot

>>149196762
kek

was that the first time a former champ fought like he was once the champion?

>>149196792
cruz vs tj

>>149196792
Old washed volk just exposed a young prospect, cazzie

The Return of the Boomers

>>149196823
>38 year old usman ragdolls a 28 yo Buckley for 5 rounds
>37 year old Volk fraudchecks 29 yo Lopes for 5 rounds

bald boomer bros... there is still hope..

>>149196834
After these two fights, I'm starting to look at the uncs a little differently. Maybe some of them still got that dawlg in 'em.

>>149196834
Periera vs Izzy esque

explain how the upkick to a grounded opponent was a no contest, but the headbutt was a goes to decision, without sounding like an absolute cazzoid freak

>>149196932
Up to the referee's discretion

wasBKFC good I was watching UFC and rewatching glory

>>149196645
seriously nigga look like a black from the 20s out there a real American man

kek this nigga so expressive

>>149196603
>America is dominated by China

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE PUNK!

>>149196932
one was ruled accidental

lol

>>149197088
I want a refund Dana

No greater Glory than defeating Anthony Smiff by decision

>>149197088
state of the ufc, if he doesn't land jones vs aspinall after hyping it up (like chandler vs mcgregor) its officially fucked

https://youtu.be/NEIwl_lrq8E?t=3993 guru moan

moutinhobros...

>>149197185
*slowly ambles toward you with my hips square*

we need snoodman vs shavkat for a real fraud check

USMAN SHOULD GET THE NEXT TITLE FIGHT

We sail through endless skies
Stars shine like eyes
The black night sighs
The moon in silver trees
Falls down in tears
Light of the night
The Earth, a purple blaze
Of sapphire haze
In orbit always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvrOzYtnLMA

the niggerian nightmare Kamaru Usman

Joaquin Buckley, one of the greatest welterweights of the night.

>>149197185
not even memeing, he really should just stick to heeming cans on the regional scene. light work and he probably makes more than dana sends his way

wtf luke thomas said kris mountinoh is the 2nd worst fighter in ufc history second only to cm punk (respectfully)

The ultimate ufc experience
Enlist now cannon fodder.
If you dont know now you know
Ari needs you

so... *blush*
why couldn't o'malley do that to mountahoe...

Usman put on a jaw dropping performance last night just hand him the title

>>149197403
Heemaker is the goated Heemer whoda thunk it

Usman doesn't have bad losses

JDM dices that knee-less nigga real quick
lookin like a real long title run from my Commonwealth brothers

With those pretender fights out of the way, we can now fully concentrate on the real money fight this month.

pov you're from canadiraq and can't comprehend(low iq, brown) that islam beats jdm via robbery then loses to usman (3,4,5)

>>149197530
Usman wont fight Islam they have the same manager Ali

me when 16 year old girl walks in to my gym

it's incredible what Usman accomplished tonight with a missing leg and a gaped anus

https://youtube.com/shorts/umJGJK4BMi0?si=0lXWxt-qyeclfgU1
Holy kek Ricky simon held smother man against the fence and told him he's under arrest

>>149197525
Uh isn't pee signed to the gfl?

>>149197581
kek what a bitch nigga

>>149183669 (OP)
Haven't watched the fights yet. How did the Nebraskan Nightmare look?
I think people have been way too hard on him for his last losses, but I had a feeling he would lose this fight. Did he look good, or did he look stiff?

>>149197589
Nah

>>149196387
He has literal microcephaly, he is much dumber than the avarage nigger.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>>149197617
A real return to form for usmeng. Dude was dancing around the ring like he was rose namajunas.
He's back as fuck but father time is a part of the game.

Usman vs Belal is the only fight with either of those two that interests me

>>149196800
Volk's current title is just a consolation prize. We all know it was gifted to him by Ilia and that Ilia could come down and beat his ass again anytime.

the hugger will become the hugged

>>149197832
Volk would cook Ilia in a rematch

>>149197838
Usmeng pre noped this fight in the media lead up to this fight night kek

>>149197832
37 yo volk should NOT school a young prospect, this shows a disconnect and a lag from the next generation

>>149197617
He won 4 rounds, but that honestly seems to mainly being due to Buckley having bad TDD and an inability to get off his back. Buckley was consistently looking the better of the two for as long as it was on the feet. Giacomo would demolish this version of Usman

>Knocked out by Paul Craig
Honestly just retire at that point

>>149197864
He won't have a choice. If Ali uses his leverage to get garth the undeserved title shot, he won't be able to let Usman wait over a year for a title shot off this one win. If poosman doesn't fight, Garry and Brady will prob fight and win the recency bias game. Winner will get the title sho'.
Belal will unironically piece usman up when their grappling cancels out. And he won't give any body kicks or eye pokes for Usman to call time out with.

>>149183669 (OP)
that was a shit ufc card frens

>>149197947
Let's recap we had:
>Wellmaker heem
...
....
>Gellato flopped
.....
shit you rite

>>149197947
>bunch of whos and mids
>wmma co main
>grandpa vs junior main event

You should’ve known to skip it

the most exciting part of this card gon be usman campaigning for a title shot after this.

OHHHHHHH HE'S OUT

>>149198048
>Complaining to the ref immediately before he even hits the mat
>Suddenly confused and doesn't know what happened a few seconds later
Aljo tier acting performance

usman sucks

>>149198084
...the losing contest

>usman vs lil buck got FOTN
lmao
always said buckley was trash, can't believe so many people were counting out roidbeast marty

>>149198048
me moments before falling victim to the worst phantom heem of all time

>>149198084
imagine what ian garry ( Leon 4.0 ) would do to him

>>149198048
the time taken for the kick to get through his skin to the brain would account for the delay
t. neuroscientist

this night has only proved that the only credible threat to islam makhachev is JDm and maybe Brady. The rest of the divsiions if ful of bums

>>149198236
+Ian Garry. Garry couyld beat JDM but he matches up badly agsint islam and brady thats the facts tho

So it seems Islam would heem Usman.

kamaru usman? heh, more like cumshartu poosfart

>>149198306
kek jdmcels already coping

>JDM will end the Belal, Islam, AND Usman meme
he is risen

usmans knees are... le cooked

>usman getting his head boxed off by buckley
>this means he will beat JDM

>>149198317
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain

>>149198048
why do they do it, nobody treats these as "wins"

>>149198386
Of course people do. If commentary mentions a 5 fight win streak no one will throw on the google machine and look up the quality of the wins.

Well what do you think lads. Chama or chama?

>>149198520
What? what or what? My nigga we speak english here

>>149198541
Shut up

Martial arts

>>149198589
I have been saying this

Genius. Greatness. Gane.

Once a king, always a king. We run MMA, know your place.

On Jan. 8th 1999 Dave Meltzer robbed Mark Coleman of his comeback victory at UFC 18.

>>149198731
Poor jizzy has had the worst pozzing out of the three kangs. At least Usman and Ngubu had a small redemption. Jizz meister is simply brutally washed.

>>149198844
>Ngubu had a small redemption
Killing children is no redemption, you fucking good.

>>149198844
Cazzie take jizzy is more entertaining and fun to watch than ever the ddpand imavov fights were bangers

>>149198731
You forgot dricus nigga

Who is John Galt (Dricus Nigga)?

>>149198731
>forgetting the only true African champ
opinion in trash

>>149198939
you got me in the first half

>>149198731
where in africa do they live? what african gym are they fighting out of?

>>149198939
>jizzy is more entertaining
you talking about the Yoel Romero fight, b?

>>149198048
what did Dana say about this?
yellowshorts getting cut, or is this fuckery accepted now?

>>149199331
talmbout the yoel verhoven and jizzy vakhitov?

>>149198048
what a fucking faggot, looking for a way out. not a man. bearjew would never do that he fights until he gets weemed.

I'm trynna get into betting on UFC. Take gibbucks and just bet for money and never work again until this shit shabbos goy country gets bombed by Russia, which isn't that far off in the future anyway. So I gotta make money fast. Good parlays for the next card? I don't like Derrick Lewis but I think he heems that brazilian lanklet can. Also picking Jamahal Hill cause Rountree SUCKS and his chin is probably busted after the Pereira fight.

I can't breathe

Israel is getting pounded. Adesanya that is.

Mya Lesnar vs Kayla Harrison, who you anons got?

Brock is big because he took steroids. Those don't get passed down through genetics. Therefore, Mya Lesnar can't achieve her size naturally, and is also on steroids.

>>149199596
sadykhov, blaydes, hill and fiziev win i reckon

>>149200299
I think Zellhuber rapes Fiziev

>>149200389
how so

>>149198317
Suffer not the muslim crotchsniffer, the scourge of this Semen Slurping Sport. Deliver them unto the Schaub Realm to be tormented for all eternity.
t. Jesus Della Maddalena
Real Ones 8:17

>>149198731
>washed
>child-slayer and washed
>washed
There are no relevant black fighters in 2k25.

>>149200583
he has a prophetic dream again

>>149198048
based or cringe?

>>149198731
>roided hasbeen who just broke his loss streak
>roided hasbeen who wouldnt fight portajon, got our boxed by a fat guy after jew rogan glazes nbantu for years, got KO'd next fight, sadly some girl died in that motorcycle crash and not him
>roided lanky hasbeen with gyno who brought his own downfall by talking shit about his rival and edging him into getting a UFC contract

You are indian

wake up . take a stinky asspinall in the parkin

Just finished writing the script for the rest of year with Dana, here’s what I’ll give you
>Topuria knocks out Oliveira in the first after rocking him and Charles does his meme “haha come get me” flop to the ground. Topuria follows him to the ground with no fear and bounces his head off the ground a few times before the ref steps in
>DDP wins a razor close 48-47 decision over Khamzat after getting backpacked and almost submitted for the first two rounds and rallying for the final three. Controversy will be over who won the fifth round but DDP appeared to show more activity and heart. Declared fight of the year and the best MW title fight of all time
>Islam submits JDM. Islam vs Shavkat is widely talked about after
>Jones vs Aspinall is made for November at MSG, Jones proceeds to get “injured” again and Aspinall is promoted to undisputed champion and defends the title against Gane

>>149201352
actually highly likely to happen

>>149201352
delusional tranny

Good lord. I didn't even watch or pay for this card but I still want my money back.

happy fathers day heem. cant believe this general is still active with the state of mma right now lmao

marty fakenewsman is colbys only good joke

Jamawl is out. Johnny Walker vs Khalil is being targeted as replacement

Garbrandts true downfall hasn’t even started. So far he’s gotten a load of bounce back opportunities but at some point the UFC or other promotions will probably just match him with prospects that can make a name off of him.

>>149196566
What is alpha about him
Maybe if you are a total effeminate cuck

This guy deserves a title shot

>>149201997
rly nigga?

>>149201685
*yawn*
what was that young blood? oh, you say something? aight

thoughts on Reiner De Ridder vs Bob?

Belal vs Usman for the number 1 contender

>>149196860
is that evola

>>149199596
Free money

>>149202323
no one here can read orc runes

>>149202336
Compose yourself

we cannot follow them

JTBs

>>149202323
I just couldn't bet against Cody man
>>149202336
I can

>>149197700
79iq

why are people saying usman vs belal is the fight
belal is never going to get close to touching a title again bruh

>>149202336
They actually greek

It’s OrolGOD fight week bros

why didn’t ossman wrestlefuck colby

need it or sneed it

>>149203308
he wanted to break the whiteboy's jaw

>>149203271
Finally a card that i can watch early

>>149203318
Yeah Im gonna be honest. Whittaker is flushed man.

You know. We'll all know.

Bobby Whittaker has an iron chin now that he has figured out his dental problems. He rapes Du Plessis.

Does anyone have a webm of Bellato's flop? That was one of the funniest moments I've watched

I heard my boy Usman won and Islam is discussing a return to lightweight out of fear

>>149203318
this is the sort of guy whittaker beats the big strong guy that likes to man handle his opponents

the guys he struggle with are the long rangey guys like israel

>>149203744
Shittaker? That guy is never winning again.

>>149203744
>this is the sort of guy whittaker beats the big strong guy that likes to man handle his opponents
Khamzat, whateva happened there

>>149203788
Khamzat is a big strong guy who likes to manhandle his opponents, Whittaker does better with long range strikers like Israel Adesanya.

>>149201819
7th layer of hair

>>149203810
oh ok makes sense

people forget man, khamzat is a long strong guy who manhandles his opponents at range

they linked up

>>149203880
Sneed it

Yo why did kamaru call buckley a monkey like 8 times?

Joaquin Buckley is the first man Kamaru Usman has defeated in 4 years

Garry out point both Usman and Buckley

>>149204071
You mean why only 8 times?

>>149203788
stop asking questions
stop noticing
you will do better in life that way

>>149204382
The noticing will continue

>>149204450
>>149204382
Modern jews are euro mutts
They are like you cousins timmycels

Saar they are like you cousins saar, do not redeem it!!

>>149204450
>>149204505
whittaker will beat that big guy he is slow and doesn't have the pent up rape ape energy that the white muslim has

it's a simple fact

>>149204699
>whittaker will beat that big guy he is slow and doesn't have the pent up rape ape energy that the white muslim has
Yole Mero, whateva happened there?

>>149204699
The way I see it is either Whittaker wins this fight or he loses.

>>149204719
yole was a genetic experiment by the cuban government whittaker still beat him because of his white genes

Y'all niggas musta forgot

Why did God made Abraham circumcise his slaves too?

>>149204968
MMA?

usmeng should get JDM next. hes only ever lost to one welterweight in the ufc
and the khamzat fight (at MW) was a favor to the ufc anyway because they needed someone

And we will NEVVVAAAAAAAAAAHH SURRRENDAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

>>149205000
Tons of american fighters are circumcised even though they aren't of the jewish faith

Belal should be cut

>>149183669 (OP)
Who would’ve thought 5 years ago Colby was a bitch and Usman a real one

>>149205104
A lot of people

>>149197980
Three good prelim heems capped by the wellmaker execution of that depressed guy. Not horrible.

If bobby defeats RDR, he will officially be the most unpredictable fighter to bet on

>>149205449
how is that unpredictable? he should be favored

I thought RDR would be favoured after folding Bo

>>149205585
Bo is just worse than anyone thought and we still saw RDR's takedowns aren't great. Whittaker has good hands and elbows, I don't see him getting mogged against the fence by RDR

>>149205644
I just wouldn’t be comfortable putting money on this fight after both opponents last fights

>>149205644
RDR is a former 2 division World Champion though. In my opinion he's already one of the best in the world.

>Korean Zombie's protege? Give him a guy who lost to Anshul Jubli
>This guy is a flashy bantamweight striker? Give him Kris Mutinho
The UFC isn't even trying to hide their favoritism and nobody has noticed

>>149204635
Its the truth whitetranny
They are euro mutts from eastern europe
>saar
They worship whites cucks like you

>>149198048
KWAB
Nice acting maybe he can get a WWE contract
Has Dana commented on this yet?

>>149205980
Turn on your monitor.

we cant

you must

>>149205784
>tfw no robogf to cuddle with while watching heems

cant ztop heeming and zeeming.........

dana white must do something about the weem epidemic thats been spreading thru the ufc
we need more heems and zeems

>>149198048
>

hands behind your back mister, you're under arrest
-excerpt from ricky simon vs smotherman fight yesterday

we cannot

rodolfo bellato will soon have the very rare ufc record of 1-1-1-1

>>149205823
In ONE. They had like 3 middleweights and lhws in total. He was champ by default

dana NEEDS to make paul craig vs gerald meerschaert happen
it would be the bum superbowl

>>149206170
Yeah but you cant weem an man. Thats total obliternation. Thats the difference between you and I.

you really think illia is beating this guy?

>>149206535
we need Shart vs Alvey 3 first

>>149206616
weems are decisions, thats all ur capable of.
thats the real difference between u n i, im a heemer/zeemer, and ur a decision man

>>149206671
nobody wants to see alvey fight. i know i dont.
i jsut wanna see 2 bums compete in equal footing
craig and meerchaert are the most "puncher's chance" fighters on the roster

how come Mike Adriano is never brought up as one of the best grapplefuckers of all time?

>>149202236
Mussolini from the new series

What I miss? Jon Jones btw

>>149206889
paul craig ko

TKO stock is plummeting.

>>149207345
I only showed one card

kill

live
so you can consume UFC

>>149207345
Ben Askren is dying and Iran is heeming Israel and you post this SHIT? Get some fucking priorities man

buy $TKO now
sell as soon as they announce their new broadcast deal
spend winnings on beautiful Colombian women

>>149207600
Israel is destroying Iran you deluded chimp

>>149207654
If you believe Israeli state propaganda sure

Bolato didn't fake it

>>149207688
so you're a terminally online polposter who doesn't understand the real world. got it

>>149207654
Lol
m
a
o

>>149207600
Ben Askren is directly linked to TKO stock. When he inevitably recovers, expect a skyrocket.

How is Mrs Askren holding up?

>>149207749
you people are actually subhuman. they control the entire airspace in Iran you stupid fucking neet

>>149207749
>>149207688
Iranjeets are spineless cucks that will do nothing beside raising shitty flags and launching rockets at some useless targets and btw they collobarated with israel before
All that anti zionist thing is just for brownie points
Israel still exist cause their ennemies are shit
Any euro army would have destroyed them

>>149207798
Combat sports? *loud sip*

>>149207726
I'm sure you also believed Russia would destroy Ukraine two months ago and Israel is steamrolling Hamas instead of struggling to even hold territory for longer than a week
Good goyim

>>149207798
Iran is the defenetion of all talk
They got 20 of their top generals murked and did nothing
Any serious country would have already invaded israel
Could you imagine them doing this to turkey for exemple ?

>>149207843
If Frangeria says it it must be true

>>149207862
Many such cases
>>149207907
Absolutely no such cases

>I asked ChatGPT if Rico Verhoeven could beat a 40,000 B.C. nigga in a fight

Could Rico Verhoeven beat a Gravettian man in a real fight, no conditions?
Short answer:
Rico Verhoeven would probably win.

Here’s why, brutally direct:
Size and strength advantage is massive.

Rico is 6'5" and ~260 lbs — about 30–40% heavier and much more muscular than the average Gravettian male (~6'0", ~180 lbs).

This size difference translates to significantly more raw power, reach, and ability to absorb damage.

Skill difference is decisive.

Rico has trained for decades to deliver powerful, precise strikes, control distance, and capitalize on openings.

Gravettian men had natural fighting skills for survival but no structured combat training or experience facing a highly trained striker.

Modern conditioning beats natural endurance for short combat.

Rico’s athletic training gives him explosiveness, timing, and muscle memory honed to fight humans specifically.

Gravettian endurance matters in hunting, but fighting a trained martial artist requires skill, not just endurance.

Intelligence and tactics.

Rico’s fight IQ—knowing when and how to strike, counter, and control the fight—is a massive advantage.

Gravettian men relied on primal instincts, not tactics.

Why not Gravettian?
Their strength and toughness would help — but they have no experience defending against or responding to the rapid strikes, feints, and combos Rico would unleash.

No chance at grappling or dirty fighting, because Rico’s reach and striking would keep them at bay before they got close.

Gravettian’s natural weapons (teeth, nails, primitive tools) aren’t part of this scenario.

Summary:
If it’s hand-to-hand, no weapons, no rules, one-on-one, Rico’s training, size, and skill give him a clear edge.

Gravettian man was a tough survivalist, but not a trained fighter with advanced striking and defense.

So, bluntly: Rico beats Gravettian man 8 out of 10 times.

>>149207849
combat sports related is I'd like to break your fucking face
>>149207872
Turkey would get destroyed too. also you're French, your military days are long over, stick to posting porn and discussing phenotypes you freak
>>149207862
I'm not Jewish but I'm also not mentally ill and see what's going on

>>149207862
Retarded tranny cuck
I hate kikes more than you but being delusional and listening to iranjeets wont make the situation better
MENA armies need modern capable armies to destroy israel, not some retarded cucks who launch shitty rockets and get raped afterwards
And iranians and kikes collaborated a lot before

I was reminded why Usman was called a boring shitter

>>149207954
And what happened to change that mustafa. Falafel and chips btw sweet curry sauce yeah cheers

Zogbot revved

what does it taste like

>>149207993
Usmeng is a travesty

>>149207941
Rico would murder 99, 9 % of people in 1 v1 fight
>>149207952
>turkey would get destroyed
Turkey would destroy iran or israel
They are a modern army with air superiority
They even already maste the art of drone warfare too
I tell you MENA armies are shit and they wont do nothing beside being delusional retards
Especially iran that arent even arab and just do this because they had to and they didnt even do shit beside Killing one guy

>>149208061
And a sprite

>>149208007
>zogbot
Thats you tho, you get to die for israel while tyrone fuck your wife
My side is has been anti zogbot more than you will ever wish retarded tranny
Im just speaking fact and those retards wont beat the kikes till they understand reality

>>149208061
name a single recent operation that should encourage anyone to take Turkey seriously

I support Israel.
Adesanya.

>>149208112
Drone warfare in Ukraine
Also Out of MENA
They are the most competent

>>149208086
lol

>>149208061
Akhi Mustafa stop the politics and give this retarded mong the falafel and sprite

>Colbitch flushed
>Belel flushed
>Peon flushed
>Wondersoi flushed
>Gilbert flushed
>Usmeng remains

Based. He would have easily dominated Peon in the trilogy fight if he wasn't mentally heemed by the KO and fighting shook. He'd definitely beat Peon in the quadrilogy match.

>>149208119
You don't mean it
>>149208182
Thanks b

I hope they nuke Israel into fucking dust and then nuke the dust til there's a a pathway to the center of the Earth.
Adesanya.

>>149208148
>muh drones
okay you convinced me, Turkey is amazing and I congratulate you on being Turkish

What's next for Joachim Buckteeth

>>149208182
You know im right
MENA armies are shit
They are delusional and paranoiacs that overstimate when they shouldnt and understimate when they shouldnt
Its not normal that a tiny 10 million population is humiliating 300 million peoples
If only i was the one to lead things

>>149208021
Like a penis

>>149206687
Id fuken kick the human dog shit out of you bud meet me at the Tim Hortons in Chinatown in 15 minutes

>>149208218
Im not turkish and i dont even like them but its the truth
And also they won all of their recent wars like the war of independence and the invasion of cyprus
>>149208212
Its iranjeets we talking about
Beside raising cuckflags and killing like 10 randoms they wont do shit

>>149208258
*smacks teeth* bossman how long does it take to fry some balls and scoop up the chips

I effortlessly revved half the thread just by disparaging Israel (adensanya)
I'm an every day Malcom Wellmaker

>>149208258
>>149208322
you should apply to become a general instead of posting nothings on 4chan

moutinho can still put it together and go on a run

Torque vs horsepower
https://youtu.be/a3LYCsG02IM?si=5qGNDWs2IExmSS2o

Any good Pat webms from the weekend

Imagine cutting weight and this mfer is asking you questions about your conditioning at the press conference.

>>149208518
big john's lost a lot of weight tho

>>149208195
It was less Usman being mentally flushed and more Leon fouling the shit out of him in the third fight.

>>149208399
Talking about Bilal

>>149207862
The krylovs would have gotten heemed if it werent for Dana's backing who is also supporting the ariels against the brazzas, also the ariels just have a better gym and trainkng camp

>>149207862
>two months ago
nah its like day 1200 of russia's 2-day operation

>>149207345
45 Conor is still the greatest fighter we've seen

finna send you niggas to the 7th layer of heck

>>149209059
>you if you even think about stepping to me

Codybros...

>Pulled 2 hoes yesterday
We're so fucking Bach bros

>>149209350
would you believe this nigga 31? thought he was a 23 year old up and comer or something

>>149209350
The only good Chinese fighter.

>>149183838
Hate this pink nigger like you wouldn't believe.

>>149198048
Kek

I cream pie heemster bussy

So, who was the proverbial monkey on usman's back?
No racist answers, please.

Israel will win.
Not Adesanya.

Iran is a hypejob

>>149210298
one of the greats

"So Iran"
- Colby Covington

>>149209432
he has that poatan hip rotation

>be bulato
>get aids from trany prostitute
>get heemd by the paul craig
kwaboty contender

We can. And we will.

Kayla wants (You) to join the Wolfpac.

I feel like I got KWABBED sitting through that card, what an absolute decision filled shitfest

>>149211841
sorry babe but this wolf rides alone

I think extending the performance bonuses might fix some problems

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

>>149212356
so your from china?

>>149212356
Great,sign up this paper if you want to become a potential member of the kayla harrison wolfpack

>>149212356
kody steele .image

DEATH
TO
PEDOPHILES

We shall.

>>149212356
Chink

>>149212871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIE6D_IoH0

All pedos must fucking die.

What if I'm taiwanese but not jacked

>>149213038
Why do you wish death upon the president of the united states of america?

>>149213076
Uhhh youre Chinese

working on getting that disability check so i can spend my time training and taking acting classes without having some FAGGOT BOSS above my head

>>149213140
fuck working, man

Im focusing my training on swimming. Gonna swim 1 mile today and then work on getting my time down every following day.

How the fuck did Garbrandt fall off that hard

>>149213178
Former Mexican here

>>149213220
Hes been flushed for years now?

did jamawl got on the plane?

>>149213220
faber wished on a monkey paw for a fighter that could defeat cruz

>>149213281
fucker was flushed even before he hit physical prime. he is basically horror story.

>>149213178
its the fucking worst, you really cant blame normies for how they are when you consider that they get raped 5 days a week for 8-9 hours without any hopes for escape

>>149213140
An disabled actor and MMA fighter sounds hella inspirational. God belss b

Gatch

jai herbert dean

>>149213370
and God bless you b, I'm going to be somebody and shout out heem

Damn my life is beastin 25/8

.

i got plans for the next thread

Did no one tell Jamal that he can fly through Turkey?

Scheduled discussion: Jamahal Hill vs Khalil Rountree

>>149214041
should be good, i got roundtree

>>149214041
has fake fight written all over it b

>>149214041
Like for now or the next thread?

>>149214180
for the next one

>>149214141
i speculate that the pereira fight probably flushed him, like what happened with bruno silva. nigga is gonna get zeemed

Aribros... Not a good year for the fight business....

>>149214218
wtf you shoulda said that
i blew my fucking wad on that discussion

13 days left until cinema

The Mastermind

new thread
ready for the posting
>>149214285
>>149214285
>>149214285

>>149214041
Jamahall Heel looks like he belongs fighting in street beefs for 75$ and a coupon for some orange soda, this dude looks like Dada 5000's best win and I think Khalil Blackmanov absolutely fucking kills him however he wants