I'm feeling NICEY over chads
You were here when YOUR DC Defenders won their first ring
>>149185180Theyre going to get btfo
I'm the lone Edmontonanon watching UFL instead of Oilers.
I'm also responsible for starting fake XFL or UFL rumors that suspiciously come true years later.
It is my duty to be here.
Lmao, they had Becht in a local raceway commercial
My Longhorns would booty blast these shit teams
>>149185250Can you please start a rumor about my Battlehawks winning a playoff game? Thank you.
>>149185180laughing at older brothers misfortunes
>>149185307Temu is dead in a ditch, Ta'amu finner boutta ball the fuck out
>>149185180XFL frens now and forever
>>149185336That's odd, I don't see Philly's UFL team
Oh wait...
Lmao when the fuck was that shot? It's bright as fuck in St. Louis.
Ta'amu is gonna fight for you - and you - AND YOU
>>149185093 (OP)Panthers by 10.
Book it.
>>149185328Best I can do is a rumor of sponsor teams to replace teams underperforming in poor markets.
This results in more home games for successful teams, while the sponsor teams play permanently on the road.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Alright, boys, let's get it done.
kinda wild that the mvp was a third-stringer last year
>>149185366Vince is the KWAB.
USFL
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>>149185389>UFLIt was the USFL before your dad decided to rape your mom and cum in her pussy bareback faggot
Bravos would bootyblast both this shit teams
>>149185432Gay. I don't want more home games, 8 this year was too much.
>Evan Williams BiB with a splash of coke
What a life
>>149185506And yet... I STILL can't seem to find the Philly team
Now why would that be?
Bryce Perkins is gonna suffer an injury that knocks him out of the game
my hawkies are watching this game and not playing it :(
Looks as empty as ford field lmao
>>149185542because just the sight of this man makes you want to punch your gay lover in the mouth
>>149185590why cant they ever show up in the playoffs?
>>149185590Expect around a 4k average in attendance next year
>>149185590If 14 could learn to throw like an adult that would be sweet.
>>149185618>posting minor league coachesCute, call me when you get a real team
Damn, Rock couldn't get them an actual UFL belt?
>betfags shitting a comfy championship thread up
>>149185624Unironically? Because Becht puts more emphasis on mostly pointless weeks. He tried really hard to win in week 10 of the past 2 years and it backfired. Would also be nice to not play the same team 2 weeks in a row.
>not getting the RHCP guitarist
>electric guitar national anthem at a football game
Is there anything more American?
Shitty guitar rendition. Very disrespectful, sad!
>>149185672why couldnt they just replace the NA with Give it Away?
>>149185640>1992bet you weren't even born yet
>>149185660Bitch, we stand for the over like real patriots
>>149185594Can't imagine why
>>149185149>52.5Idk overbros, that's way higher than I thought
>>149185746Sounds like commie talk to me, boy
My family didn't end up going to the game. They didn't want to go without me and plane tickets were going to be over $600 a pop.
>>149185734I'm just being then to host the championship somewhere else next year so I can stop hearing about how the league is conspiring for the Hawks or how the city is disappointing for not selling out a neutral site game between two teams you don't like or care about.
>wins the toss
Just give us the ring already
>>149185780My family also knows the guitarist that played the anthem as well as the band he's in.
>>149185660>anon didnt take the over
>>149185780K keep us posted
I want to take Erin Dolan out on a lavish dinner, fuck her silly, then ghost her
>>149185871Don't mess with chicks from Philly.
>>149185792They keep hoping the hawks win and they actually get to have a decent turnout
Can already tell DC won't do shit on defense
Let's go Defenders! Make the XFL conference proud!
>Panthers are the home team
>Wearing their away jerseys while DC wears their home red
it's already over...Fendiebros, we failed again...
>>149186053They doing to pay homage the the 80s era Panthers.
yeah I'm gonna go watch the Pillow Fight Championship. fuck this, Fendies still suck
lol, where did the season go?
>>149186090Unironically yeah, they're going to get destroyed worse than they did vs Arlington. They put everything into winning last week.
DCM
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Starting to think the USFL was the superior league
>DC fans throwing in the towel already
Have some guts, folks.
>>149186192Always has been
>>149186053D.C white camo away uniform is beyond kino
Stop showing this sunset shot, that's not happening for another hour
>>149186174>mfw theres niggas to be got
I imagine temu thinks about 2020 more than any of us
>>149186414He was making a lot more money back then that's for sure
WE AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL
HOLY FUCK TOWSON MENTIONED
ive been drinking all day hopefully the webms come out alright
Shame Ta'amu wasn't brown enough to get MVP
>>149186567What's your drink of choice webumchad?
>>149186589This was almost hilarious
>>149186604jagermeister from the bottle
sheeeit that could have been a pick six
lol was that a shoulder shimmy from Mickens?
>be canada
>Lose at hockey 1
That's your furpuck update
Overchads we got this shit
>>149186043Thank you, Battlehawk bro
Taua is just fun to watch
>1st round pick runover by golf cart driver
Seriously, how the fuck did he get so open?
lmao where the fuck was the defense!?
>>149187164#2 blew his coverage
So did any anons make it to the game?
Classic espn cameras i don't get to see the play
>replay stops TD pass from being shown
I love this broadcast
>>149187418You can't show such graphic video of niggas getting got.
This seems almost rigged to intentionally be exciting.
Football defenses don't just collapse like this.
This is turning into a Big XII game.
>>149186567I can't blame you. If I was a Houston fan, I'd do the same thing.
slow down i cant keep up lol
>>149187532Both of these defenses have been ass all season. The good defenses lost last weekend.
I TOLD YOU NIGGAS THAT TA'AMU WAS LOCKING IN
Why is the Houston guy there
>>149187543True. Fuck that guy now that he's a Cowboy. We should have gotten more for him, though.
>>149187596i would've been drinking regardless of their record :/
>>149187701Because he likes football.
>>149187771YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT
>downmarker guy blocking harris during the interview
lmfao
>Liz banging a snob tree
what did the OC mean by this?
>3 & out
WE BACK IN THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CALLING TIMEOUT? We got the stop and they're punting!
>another Jurassic World movie
Jesus Christ
also how is it that a T-Rex in a 2025 movie looks worse than the T-Rex in 1993?
>>149188092Shut up, Chud. More money = better movie. Get excited for product like a good goy.
>>149188092>Hiding in a lab from a velociraptorIt's the same exact script too apparently
im thinking Ta'amu and the defenders got this
>>149188161My Fendenders finner Denfend all over these niggas
Db not even trying to play the ball
and the call is TEN TEN TEN TEN. Fred Kaiss wants 4 ten dollar bills for reasons he wont explain on broadcast
They doubted my nigga Ta'amu
I REGRET EVERY BAD THING I SAID ABOUT TA'AMU THIS SEASON HE'S THE UFL GOAT.
>Brahmas even more BTFO seeing this display in a championship game
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
Ta'amu throwing heat on the "rizz smash" playcall
I'm going to laugh if the xflcg was the closest one this weekend
SHUT UP YOU WILL NEVER BE STORMY DANIELS YOU SIREN SKANK
I love not being able to see what the fuck is happening
PUNTERS
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lmfao god tessitore is gonna cum
This retard stripped his own man
>238 yards a quarter and a half
Fire Michigan's DC at halftime
Wow. He really wants that win
Titans fans getting Vietnam flashbacks rn
The Call
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>This game is LITTY enough....
>It does not need more star power....
>No JUCO star power needed....
>scored on 11/14 last drives
STL counts as a DC home game
>watching Ta'amu win a championship in the dome wearing red instead of blue
>>149188722it hurts battle bro
Its over
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>another 3&out
>>149188856Too LITTY for you? Lmao
>>149188914nah, im just drunk
>several buildings in Tel Aviv and Haifa were directly hit by Iranian missiles
Tell me, /ufl/, as you sit here watching your second-rate football on a peaceful Saturday as Israel sheds blood fighting war on your behalf, how do YOU plan to help contain the Iranian menace this summer?
The lack of commercials is amazing bros
>>149188981I plan to post about jewish run conspiracy theories on Indonesian sandal weaving forums
>>149188722this manga is a good one
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where is this nigga?
>>149189079good play from Ta'amu, o-line didn't stop shit up the middle
>>149189104It's cute. Needs to stop focusing on side relationships.
>they didnt do shit!
>down by 10
Just toying with your food now
>>149189198We got these niggas-esque
>mfw game is on pace to be 60-26
This is a nice steady anal fucking
HOLY FUCKING DRAGONS IN THIS GAME
LMFAO where are the defenses tonight?
>>149189369Protesting ICE
>>149189369At the Army Parade
>you will never de-throne me Temu
>challenging a squishy holding no-call
boy I sure hope they won't end up wanting that challenge back later!
this dc team looking real different
AGAIN IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE UFL
>>149189441See unlike Perez, Ta'amu has had winning seasons
Fucking lmao, nice kick return
>>149189474At least they're not as bad with this as they were last year where it was literally every single TD from the first game to the championship.
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who's playing at halftime?
THIS LIVE-ACTION "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGONS" IS AWESOME
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
DRAGONS EVERYWHERE
OVER HITS BEFORE HALF
>56 points in the first half
It's over. Michigan can't stop them desu
As soon as that pass landed in his arms, Joey came all over whatever room he's in.
Like a fucking firehose.
HOLY FUCKING DRAGONNNNNNNNNNN
We will make an example of them.
These niggas will never forget how badly we got them.
>>149189529A band called the Black Moods. The guy who played the anthem was one of their members.
pantysissies... we got to cocky
Ta'amu is the reincarnation of Rex Grossman.
>they finally got these niggas....
>giving up the half
Bitch made. Why not throw two bombs?
>>149189679FUCK IT I'M GOING LONG
Everyone who was calling it game after the first series needs to apologize.
>WW3 begins
>Military glazing begins immediately
We're getting drafted aren't we
>>149189991You draftniggers have been peddling this same shit since 2003. Are you ever embarrassed by your stupidity?
>Army
>Oldest branch
They don't know about the National Guard.
>>149189991Trump's gonna tell Bibi to kick rocks. He's not a Jewish slave like all our other Presidents
>>149189991nah im over 30 so i wont get drafted lol
>This "halftime show"
Oh god...
>>149190092Still better than last year when they had a punter rapping.
>>149190092Hey man, its something.
>>149190092>Players just openly practicing in the background
>>149190068National guard isn't a branch its a component of the army along with the reserves, but technicalites asside yes they were the first
IMG_0620
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What is an appropriate team for a Chiefs king such as myself to follow?
>>149190180Whoever wins this game like a true bandwagoner
>>149189991Have you ever watched American sports before? They always suck the military off. Ever since they came up with that bullshit propaganda of "support the troops even if you don't support the war." I hate the American military. It has not been a force of good for about 180 years.
>>149190180you need to balance out the good with some bad
Does this song have one fucking line of lyrics?
proud
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Proud?
>>149190244>American sportsMilitary wank actually follows football overseas too. I saw an Austrian guy say that he want to a Vienna Vikings game, and they did military wank over there. He said it was something he'd never seen before
Some of the most bland, generic shit I've ever heard. Perfect corporate fit
This is some shit you'd hear in the menu of a 2007 Tiger Woods game
they should have gotten creed to do the halftime show
>>149190226>St. LouisUgh
There legitimately doesn’t seem to be a good choice. Horrid team names from horrid locations. I’ll wait and see if they get more teams, hopefully the KC area gets one.
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>playoff Washington vs playoff Michigan
>>149190159I know that, but they predate the Army by nearly 140 years and are technically a militia that have their own oversight instead of falling under the Departments of the Army and Air Force. Sort of like how the Coast Guard technically isn't a military branch unless we're in wartime. But yeah, they are components of their respective branches' total forces. Basically my point is that the broadcast team was snubbing someone with bad information again.
CJ Laugh
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both these teams lost to CJ Johnson
>>149185180Absolutely based
God, it feels so good to win comfortably
>40-19
thank you defenders for keeping the XFL alive
>championship game
>400 people in the stands
>a blowout
Can we finally pull the plug on spring football??
>>149190244I also hate the military, but because I know what kind of retards comprise both leadership and the ranks and all the bullshit that goes on. So glad I'm getting out.
Pigged 2
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okay who the FUCK was he throwing that to?
Are we going to see backup qbs?
Michigan sisters...it's over...
my shitty roughnecks would have put up a better fight than this
Every time they interview Etling, shit falls apart, lmao.
Football is BACK in Washington
congrats on the win Defenders
The game isn't over, you fucking retards
And ever time they interview Mike DiLiello, DC scores.
Untitled
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>>149191225its so fucking over
after watching Ol' Gregg's defense get crossing-routed to death in the 2023 finals, this is so satisfying
>>149191225>The game isn't overDude, come on now.
>we missed out on the soulful 4peat for this
>>149191387>soulful>4peat
>>149191225>"uh, ackthually, you fucking morons, here's how Michigan can still win..."
>2 incomplete
Perkins is unironically panicking
>>149191387>Stallionswinlol is better than thisNah
Put money on the panturds ML so they won’t win.
>>149191532Audi Field West
I like how they mute the volume every TD celebration because the nogs can't stop screaming "NIGGUH" like it's some sort of schizophrenic tick anytime they get excited.
Just eat the clock and hang the banner
defenders almost have 500 offensive yards. good job
MIGHTY peculiar those USFL football players.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT MY NIGGA TA'AMU
More black men getting raped than a Diddy party
Can someone make a Ta'amu version of this?
>Defenders will cover the over by themselves
>>149191669Based Nooch-poster
So this is the power of Super Ta'amu?
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>>149191669i would butim too drunk anon
>XFL BTFOs the USFL
I will celebrate by proxy thank you temu
>>149191771Not exactly what I meant, but okay, lol.
>>149191798He was always our boy
Was Michigan defense always this bad?
>>149191753Draggies were my other favorite team in '23. He was so much fun to watch, especially in the games they played against DC. 2023 overall was just so much fun.
>JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE OVER IT ENDED UP BEING OVER
Please DC. PLEASE
15 minutes left. Just win. For the love of god don't screw this up. PLEASE.
DON'T WORRY GUYS GAME'S NOT OVER MICHIGAN HAS THEM RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT THEM
>they finally got these niggas
:,)
OH WE WANT THE BEER SNAKE
>>149191971thank you defenders and thank you cardale
>>149191872That was a fun season. I've been rooting for Dinucci to break into the NFL even as a 3rd string QB but it's just not gonna happen unfrotunately
>>149191934Based. Nice football.
>>149192008>cardalerest in piss
>>149192023mfw he wanted to come to the Battlehawks but it didn't happen
>>149192023He's a loser just like you are.
>>149192073Anon, it's 52-19
>>149192098I don't even need to open the video to know what that clip is, lmao. Imagine getting put on your ass by the QB as a defensive player.
>>149192073Why would they keep him in just to get injured? Might as well put some backups in and have a little fun. DiLiello might be their guy next year too.
>>149192085Keep seething panturd faggot
>>149192098>Josh Gordon #0I like how the NFL booted this man for a bit of weed while retaining schizophrenic monolith Antonio Brown
>barely showing the game so they can flash stats
LMAO
>>149192193nah I wouldn't get beat to death by a faggot
>>149192098XFL 3.0 was so much more fun than the UFL
>>149192215>bit of weedlol people still believe this. he was doing every drug and said it during an interview with Hue Jackson
>>149192215and now Josh Gordon is just hanging out all day golfing and AB is wanted for murder.
NFL shoulda just let the man smoke his joints
>>149192215He sucks just like your younger brother does, for weed money.
>>149192305And yet still mogged by XFL 2.0
>>149192409an obvious truth
DC there's still a ton of time, don't relax on defense
panthers arent coimg back lol
>>149192466But they're around blacks
Okay, now stop fucking around on defense and ice this shit.
>>149192466This is why you don't fucking bench Ta'amu. There's still 10 minutes goddammit.
>Muh 52-19It's the UFL for fucks sake, they can score 9 points each down and have their 4th and 12s. Stop fucking "relaxing" with this shit
>DC Defenders
>Can only play soft defense
>>149192543They haven't been on offense, it hasn't mattered that they benched him.
there is still a coach of a particular melination on the field
>2 point attempt
so instead of being in a 3-score game attempting to make it a 2-score game, they're going to go for a 3-score game attempting to make it...a three score game???
>>149192629Mike Nolan still doesn't understand how math works, OK?
please put ta'amu back in
So he can watch the defense get shredded over and over?
>52 to 21
uh its 53 -31 Joe
Okay, what the actual FUCK are we doing right now?
see? game's nowhere close to over
bet you all feel retarded making fun of me for reminding you of that, huh? retards
I TOLD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FUCKING CELEBRATE EARLY IN THESE GODDAMN UFL GAMES
Panthers channeling the 2023 Kardiac Kaws.
>>149185093 (OP)Damn, I forgot about this. Who is winning?
>>149192785Got confused with the score deficit kek
Omg this defense is fucking DOGSHIT
>>149192822DC up 52-31 but Michigan has possession and has been gouging DC's defense in the fourth quarter
>>149192800nah im still laughing at you
>Offense has been spectacular all day
>52 points completely fucking undone because the defense is fucking ASS
Fuck this team
>>149192822Michigan is trying to complete the comeback of the century.
Holy shit are we hitting bump limit for the first time in like a fucking year?
>Blake Williams has been dialing up all this cover 0
>defense is dogshit
like dumbass dad, like stupid son
>>149192881Classic Williams defensive showing.
LMAO WHAT A TIP DRILL FOR THE BIG GUY
If the Defenders choke a 27 point lead, they deserve to lose this game. Jfc.
Dan Campbell is drawing up a contract for that center as we speak
why the fuck is dc calling timeout isnstead letting the clock tick!?!
>Kicking the field goal
I mean I guess
>>149193004Well he's an idiot so it makes perfect sense.
Dude, this is fucking ridiculous. Why did WE call time out? We were finally getting shit done, now you gave them time to think and they're going to get more points instead of getting our defense off the field. That's the second retarded TO Harris has wasted today.
>>149192858>>149192885Where can I watch this (I don't have a regular tv)?
>>149193056cj has been contacting him
Keep our useless fucking defense off the field please
>Temu back in
o i am laffin
>throw was behind
It's ogre
>>149192981Trip on, Temujin.
>>149193073>I don't have a regular tvyiff in hell you furry poor faggot
WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS A FIRST DOWN.
BLIND ASS REFS
>ta'amu back in the game
thank you let him finish this
THERE'S MY FUCKING DC OFFENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(shame this defense is so fucking SHIT)
oh hey turns out Michigan's defense is also ass and the instant they stopped converting 4th and 12s they were gonna get dunked on
retards really thinking 52-19 wasn't ironclad.
>>149193073https://the.streameast.app/ufl-knockout-stage/michigan-panthers-dc-defenders/30199264
Here you go, anon, ignore that faggot and enjoy the rest of the game.
>I'M SICK OF THAT GUY! YOU CAN'T LET HIM DO THAT MAN!
>>149193189>Fendies fans were panicking kek
>break the Hawks scoring record in their home
>win the ring in their home
>with their old QB
>>149193189>>149193230I can't help it, I panic easily
>>149193250No buck has ever been broken this hard.
>>149193197Thanks, man. Damn, Michigan is getting blown out...
>>149193265>gay anime posterno shock here
dsb
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XFL runs the league
>>149193337>dumb nigger doesn't know where he is
>>149193250God Bless the Fendies
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>>149193369>>dumb nigger doesn't know where he is
>>149193398Hey man, what's that little symbol on your tab?
>>149193398it's always been a weeb board. fuck off to leddit
>>149193452Oh shit he made it? Based.
>>149193419>Finally get back on the field>Instantly score touchdown
>>149193447I will not go where I've never been but obviously you're familiar with.
>>149193515The game is over
freedom
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>turnover on downs
>>149193452I hate those commies alt uniforms with a burning passion
>>149193452good to see hes still around
>>149193529And it's been over since halftime
>>149193529That doesn't mean there's nothing to discuss.
Dc offenders finally won it all
ITS FUCKING OVER
FENDIES WINNNNN
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I'm torn because fuck the Defenders but also fuck the USFL.
Q4 made me sweat, but we fucking won
Bryce playing through an injury is gutsy and all of that, but it's unfortunate that the defence didn't return the favour.
>>149193250KWABOTY tier if UFL was bigger desu
Get that UFL shit out of my face
We are XFL BABY
Fuck the UFL
FUCK the USFL
XFL for LIFE
>HC and DC leave
>team wins the championship
AHAHAHAHAHA
This is for you Cardale.
Those niggas finally got got.
CHAMPIONS
WE FINALLY GOT THOSE NIGGAS
>>149193623Barlow's departure is KWAB but we traded Gregg for Gregg's son so it wasn't a massive change there
We did it. We finally got those niggas.
>>149185307thank you for showing up tonight, defenders! see everyone next year!
>>149193587>>1491936295 years.
Been waiting for this for 5 years ever since the original XFL revival in 2020.
For Cardale.
>>149185180YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT