Thread 149185093

Game on ABC

I'm feeling NICEY over chads

You were here when YOUR DC Defenders won their first ring

>>149185180
Theyre going to get btfo

I'm the lone Edmontonanon watching UFL instead of Oilers.

I'm also responsible for starting fake XFL or UFL rumors that suspiciously come true years later.

It is my duty to be here.

Lmao, they had Becht in a local raceway commercial

My Longhorns would booty blast these shit teams

please show up defenders

>>149185250
Can you please start a rumor about my Battlehawks winning a playoff game? Thank you.

>>149185180
laughing at older brothers misfortunes

>>149185307
Temu is dead in a ditch, Ta'amu finner boutta ball the fuck out

>>149185180
XFL frens now and forever

>>149185336
That's odd, I don't see Philly's UFL team
Oh wait...

Lmao when the fuck was that shot? It's bright as fuck in St. Louis.

Ta'amu is gonna fight for you - and you - AND YOU

>>149185093 (OP)
Panthers by 10.
Book it.

>>149185328
Best I can do is a rumor of sponsor teams to replace teams underperforming in poor markets.

This results in more home games for successful teams, while the sponsor teams play permanently on the road.

Wouldn't be the first time.

Alright, boys, let's get it done.

kinda wild that the mvp was a third-stringer last year

>>149185366
Vince is the KWAB.

>>149185389
>UFL
It was the USFL before your dad decided to rape your mom and cum in her pussy bareback faggot

Bravos would bootyblast both this shit teams

>>149185432
Gay. I don't want more home games, 8 this year was too much.

>Evan Williams BiB with a splash of coke
What a life

nice shield

>>149185506
And yet... I STILL can't seem to find the Philly team
Now why would that be?

Bryce Perkins is gonna suffer an injury that knocks him out of the game

my hawkies are watching this game and not playing it :(

Looks as empty as ford field lmao

Lets go

>>149185542
because just the sight of this man makes you want to punch your gay lover in the mouth

>>149185590
why cant they ever show up in the playoffs?

>>149185590
Expect around a 4k average in attendance next year

>>149185590
If 14 could learn to throw like an adult that would be sweet.

>>149185618
>posting minor league coaches
Cute, call me when you get a real team

Damn, Rock couldn't get them an actual UFL belt?

lol

>>149185624
Unironically? Because Becht puts more emphasis on mostly pointless weeks. He tried really hard to win in week 10 of the past 2 years and it backfired. Would also be nice to not play the same team 2 weeks in a row.

>electric guitar national anthem at a football game
Is there anything more American?

Shitty guitar rendition. Very disrespectful, sad!

>>149185672
why couldnt they just replace the NA with Give it Away?

>>149185640
>1992
bet you weren't even born yet

>>149185660
Bitch, we stand for the over like real patriots

>>149185594
Can't imagine why

>>149185149
>52.5
Idk overbros, that's way higher than I thought

>>149185746
Sounds like commie talk to me, boy

My family didn't end up going to the game. They didn't want to go without me and plane tickets were going to be over $600 a pop.

>>149185734
I'm just being then to host the championship somewhere else next year so I can stop hearing about how the league is conspiring for the Hawks or how the city is disappointing for not selling out a neutral site game between two teams you don't like or care about.

>wins the toss
Just give us the ring already

>>149185780
My family also knows the guitarist that played the anthem as well as the band he's in.

>>149185660
>anon didnt take the over

>>149185780
K keep us posted

>jewspn
>betting
sigh

I want to take Erin Dolan out on a lavish dinner, fuck her silly, then ghost her

>>149185871
Don't mess with chicks from Philly.

let it rip ta'amu

>>149185792
They keep hoping the hawks win and they actually get to have a decent turnout

Can already tell DC won't do shit on defense

JUCO mentioned.

Let’s go, Defendies!

Let's go Defenders! Make the XFL conference proud!

>Panthers are the home team
>Wearing their away jerseys while DC wears their home red

it's already over...Fendiebros, we failed again...

>>149186053
They doing to pay homage the the 80s era Panthers.

>defenders
>Can't defend

yeah I'm gonna go watch the Pillow Fight Championship. fuck this, Fendies still suck

the raped

My Fendenders...

lol, where did the season go?

>>149186090
Unironically yeah, they're going to get destroyed worse than they did vs Arlington. They put everything into winning last week.

wow defenders

We got them niggas.

Starting to think the USFL was the superior league

>DC fans throwing in the towel already
Have some guts, folks.

>>149186192
Always has been

>>149186053
D.C white camo away uniform is beyond kino

Stop showing this sunset shot, that's not happening for another hour

>>149186174
>mfw theres niggas to be got

I imagine temu thinks about 2020 more than any of us

>>149186414
He was making a lot more money back then that's for sure

WE AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL

HOLY FUCK TOWSON MENTIONED

ive been drinking all day hopefully the webms come out alright

Shame Ta'amu wasn't brown enough to get MVP

Fendies locking in

>>149186567
What's your drink of choice webumchad?

>>149186589
This was almost hilarious

Dime

>>149186604
jagermeister from the bottle

sheeeit that could have been a pick six

TUDDY

lol was that a shoulder shimmy from Mickens?

IM FEELING THE OVER

>be canada
>Lose at hockey 1
That's your furpuck update

Overchads we got this shit

>>149186043
Thank you, Battlehawk bro

Taua is just fun to watch

>DC Defenders
>Defending

Seriously, how the fuck did he get so open?

Toa is that nigga

lmao where the fuck was the defense!?

>>149187164
#2 blew his coverage

So did any anons make it to the game?

oh shit

HOWEVER

Classic espn cameras i don't get to see the play

>replay stops TD pass from being shown
I love this broadcast

yellow hanky on the play

>>149187418
You can't show such graphic video of niggas getting got.

Overbros we eating

HOWEVER
O
W
E
V
E
R

D R A G O N

MICKENS DRAGON

This seems almost rigged to intentionally be exciting.

Football defenses don't just collapse like this.

Mickens > Pickens

This is turning into a Big XII game.

>>149186567
I can't blame you. If I was a Houston fan, I'd do the same thing.

slow down i cant keep up lol

>>149187532
Both of these defenses have been ass all season. The good defenses lost last weekend.

I TOLD YOU NIGGAS THAT TA'AMU WAS LOCKING IN

Why is the Houston guy there

>>149187543
True. Fuck that guy now that he's a Cowboy. We should have gotten more for him, though.

>>149187596
i would've been drinking regardless of their record :/

>>149187701
Because he likes football.

>>149187771
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT

>downmarker guy blocking harris during the interview
lmfao

>Liz banging a snob tree
what did the OC mean by this?

>3 & out
WE BACK IN THIS SHIT NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE CALLING TIMEOUT? We got the stop and they're punting!

>another Jurassic World movie
Jesus Christ
also how is it that a T-Rex in a 2025 movie looks worse than the T-Rex in 1993?

>>149188092
Shut up, Chud. More money = better movie. Get excited for product like a good goy.

>>149188092
>Hiding in a lab from a velociraptor
It's the same exact script too apparently

im thinking Ta'amu and the defenders got this

>>149188161
My Fendenders finner Denfend all over these niggas

Db not even trying to play the ball

Fuck yeah

and the call is TEN TEN TEN TEN. Fred Kaiss wants 4 ten dollar bills for reasons he wont explain on broadcast

>>149185704
got 'em

They doubted my nigga Ta'amu

D R A G O N

DIMES
I
M
E
S

I REGRET EVERY BAD THING I SAID ABOUT TA'AMU THIS SEASON HE'S THE UFL GOAT.

WIDE OPEN TO POWELL

Oh no no no no no no no no no no

Ta'amu throwing heat on the "rizz smash" playcall

I'm going to laugh if the xflcg was the closest one this weekend

SHUT UP YOU WILL NEVER BE STORMY DANIELS YOU SIREN SKANK

I love not being able to see what the fuck is happening

FOOOOOMBLE

ball out ball out

IT'S OVER

AND THE BALL IS OUT

What a fucking retard

lmfao god tessitore is gonna cum

REF SAVE ME!

This retard stripped his own man

>238 yards a quarter and a half
Fire Michigan's DC at halftime

Wow. He really wants that win

Titans fans getting Vietnam flashbacks rn

YOUR
DC
DEFENDERS

ooooooooooooh thats a td

That's one sexy butt

UH PANTHERS BROS??

>This game is LITTY enough....
>It does not need more star power....
>No JUCO star power needed....

>scored on 11/14 last drives
STL counts as a DC home game

Overbros, I'm edging

>>149188722
it hurts battle bro

please slow down lol

>>149188856
Too LITTY for you? Lmao

This feels very over

>>149188914
nah, im just drunk

>>149188915
fr fr ong

>several buildings in Tel Aviv and Haifa were directly hit by Iranian missiles
Tell me, /ufl/, as you sit here watching your second-rate football on a peaceful Saturday as Israel sheds blood fighting war on your behalf, how do YOU plan to help contain the Iranian menace this summer?

The lack of commercials is amazing bros

>>149188981
I plan to post about jewish run conspiracy theories on Indonesian sandal weaving forums

>>149188722
this manga is a good one

where is this nigga?

>>149189079
good play from Ta'amu, o-line didn't stop shit up the middle

>>149189104
It's cute. Needs to stop focusing on side relationships.

>they didnt do shit!
>down by 10

APOLOGIZE

This games over

PASS TO TA'AMU

Just toying with your food now

my fucking DEFENDERS

>>149189198
We got these niggas-esque

D R A G O N S
R
A
G
O
N
S

This is a nice steady anal fucking

HOWEVER

HOLY FUCKING DRAGONS IN THIS GAME

LMFAO where are the defenses tonight?

>>149189369
Protesting ICE

>>149189369
At the Army Parade

REFDINOBALL

>challenging a squishy holding no-call
boy I sure hope they won't end up wanting that challenge back later!

this dc team looking real different

AGAIN IF YOU ARE NEW TO THE UFL

>>149189441
See unlike Perez, Ta'amu has had winning seasons

Fucking lmao, nice kick return

>>149189474
At least they're not as bad with this as they were last year where it was literally every single TD from the first game to the championship.

AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Who's playing at halftime?

THIS LIVE-ACTION "HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGONS" IS AWESOME

OH NO NO NO

Never a doubt overbros

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It's over

D R A G O N

DRAGONS EVERYWHERE
OVER HITS BEFORE HALF

zamn nigga

It's over. Michigan can't stop them desu

As soon as that pass landed in his arms, Joey came all over whatever room he's in.
Like a fucking firehose.

HOLY FUCKING DRAGONNNNNNNNNNN

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

WE GOT THEM NIGGAS

We will make an example of them.
These niggas will never forget how badly we got them.

>>149189529
A band called the Black Moods. The guy who played the anthem was one of their members.

pantysissies... we got to cocky

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Ta'amu is the reincarnation of Rex Grossman.

>giving up the half
Bitch made. Why not throw two bombs?

Where are the fans?

>>149189679
FUCK IT I'M GOING LONG

>>149185590
Feels bad

Everyone who was calling it game after the first series needs to apologize.

>WW3 begins
>Military glazing begins immediately
We're getting drafted aren't we

>>149189991
You draftniggers have been peddling this same shit since 2003. Are you ever embarrassed by your stupidity?

>>149189991
>We

>Army
>Oldest branch
They don't know about the National Guard.

>>149189991
Trump's gonna tell Bibi to kick rocks. He's not a Jewish slave like all our other Presidents

>>149189991
nah im over 30 so i wont get drafted lol

>This "halftime show"
Oh god...

>>149190073
LMAOOOOOOOOO

>>149190092
Still better than last year when they had a punter rapping.

Nickelhack

>Black Moods
>Not Black

>>149190092
Hey man, its something.

>>149190092
>Players just openly practicing in the background

>>149190068
National guard isn't a branch its a component of the army along with the reserves, but technicalites asside yes they were the first

What is an appropriate team for a Chiefs king such as myself to follow?

>>149190127
Kek

>>149190180
Whoever wins this game like a true bandwagoner

>>149190180
Battlehawks

>>149190212
So DC

>>149189991
Have you ever watched American sports before? They always suck the military off. Ever since they came up with that bullshit propaganda of "support the troops even if you don't support the war." I hate the American military. It has not been a force of good for about 180 years.

>>149190180
you need to balance out the good with some bad

Does this song have one fucking line of lyrics?

Proud?

>>149190244
>American sports
Military wank actually follows football overseas too. I saw an Austrian guy say that he want to a Vienna Vikings game, and they did military wank over there. He said it was something he'd never seen before

Some of the most bland, generic shit I've ever heard. Perfect corporate fit

This is some shit you'd hear in the menu of a 2007 Tiger Woods game

they should have gotten creed to do the halftime show

>>149190226
>St. Louis
Ugh

There legitimately doesn’t seem to be a good choice. Horrid team names from horrid locations. I’ll wait and see if they get more teams, hopefully the KC area gets one.

>>149190159
I know that, but they predate the Army by nearly 140 years and are technically a militia that have their own oversight instead of falling under the Departments of the Army and Air Force. Sort of like how the Coast Guard technically isn't a military branch unless we're in wartime. But yeah, they are components of their respective branches' total forces. Basically my point is that the broadcast team was snubbing someone with bad information again.

both these teams lost to CJ Johnson

Panties panicking

>>149185180
Absolutely based

God, it feels so good to win comfortably

>40-19
thank you defenders for keeping the XFL alive

>championship game
>400 people in the stands
>a blowout
Can we finally pull the plug on spring football??

>>149190244
I also hate the military, but because I know what kind of retards comprise both leadership and the ranks and all the bullshit that goes on. So glad I'm getting out.

>Black QBs
>Black MVP QBs

AHAHAHHHAHAHAH

[Interview stops]

okay who the FUCK was he throwing that to?

Are we going to see backup qbs?

Michigan sisters...it's over...

my shitty roughnecks would have put up a better fight than this

Every time they interview Etling, shit falls apart, lmao.

Football is BACK in Washington

congrats on the win Defenders

The game isn't over, you fucking retards

And ever time they interview Mike DiLiello, DC scores.

>>149191225
its so fucking over

after watching Ol' Gregg's defense get crossing-routed to death in the 2023 finals, this is so satisfying

>be DC
>own ya

Apologize to my Hawkies

>>149191225
>The game isn't over
Dude, come on now.

>>149191339
MVBQB

>>149191387
>soulful
>4peat

>>149191225
>"uh, ackthually, you fucking morons, here's how Michigan can still win..."

>2 incomplete
Perkins is unironically panicking

>>149191387
>Stallionswinlol is better than this
Nah

Put money on the panturds ML so they won’t win.

STL is Audi Field 2

>>149191532
Audi Field West

I like how they mute the volume every TD celebration because the nogs can't stop screaming "NIGGUH" like it's some sort of schizophrenic tick anytime they get excited.

Just eat the clock and hang the banner

defenders almost have 500 offensive yards. good job

MIGHTY peculiar those USFL football players.

DRAGON
R
A
G
O
N

What a strike!

I FUCKING TOLD YOU ABOUT MY NIGGA TA'AMU

More black men getting raped than a Diddy party

Can someone make a Ta'amu version of this?

OH BABY

>>149191669
Based Nooch-poster

So this is the power of Super Ta'amu?

>>149191669
i would butim too drunk anon

>XFL BTFOs the USFL
I will celebrate by proxy thank you temu

>>149191771
Not exactly what I meant, but okay, lol.

>>149191798
He was always our boy

Was Michigan defense always this bad?

>>149191753
Draggies were my other favorite team in '23. He was so much fun to watch, especially in the games they played against DC. 2023 overall was just so much fun.

The state of meatchicken

Please DC. PLEASE
15 minutes left. Just win. For the love of god don't screw this up. PLEASE.

DON'T WORRY GUYS GAME'S NOT OVER MICHIGAN HAS THEM RIGHT WHERE THEY WANT THEM

>they finally got these niggas
:,)

OH WE WANT THE BEER SNAKE

>>149191971
thank you defenders and thank you cardale

>>149191872
That was a fun season. I've been rooting for Dinucci to break into the NFL even as a 3rd string QB but it's just not gonna happen unfrotunately

>>149191934
Based. Nice football.

>>149192008
>cardale
rest in piss

>>149192023
mfw he wanted to come to the Battlehawks but it didn't happen

>backup QB in
LOL

>sitting Ta'amu out
WHY

>>149192023
He's a loser just like you are.

Fuck you, panturds. KWAB

>>149192073
Anon, it's 52-19

>>149192098
I don't even need to open the video to know what that clip is, lmao. Imagine getting put on your ass by the QB as a defensive player.

>>149192073
Why would they keep him in just to get injured? Might as well put some backups in and have a little fun. DiLiello might be their guy next year too.

>>149192085
Keep seething panturd faggot

>that battlehawks fan
lol

>>149192098
>Josh Gordon #0

I like how the NFL booted this man for a bit of weed while retaining schizophrenic monolith Antonio Brown

>barely showing the game so they can flash stats
LMAO

>>149192193
nah I wouldn't get beat to death by a faggot

>>149192098
XFL 3.0 was so much more fun than the UFL

>>149192215
>bit of weed
lol people still believe this. he was doing every drug and said it during an interview with Hue Jackson

>>149192215
and now Josh Gordon is just hanging out all day golfing and AB is wanted for murder.
NFL shoulda just let the man smoke his joints

>>149192215
He sucks just like your younger brother does, for weed money.

>>149192305
And yet still mogged by XFL 2.0

>>149192409
an obvious truth

DC there's still a ton of time, don't relax on defense

panthers arent coimg back lol

>>149192466
But they're around blacks

Okay, now stop fucking around on defense and ice this shit.

>>149192466
This is why you don't fucking bench Ta'amu. There's still 10 minutes goddammit.
>Muh 52-19
It's the UFL for fucks sake, they can score 9 points each down and have their 4th and 12s. Stop fucking "relaxing" with this shit

>DC Defenders
>Can only play soft defense

>>149192543
They haven't been on offense, it hasn't mattered that they benched him.

there is still a coach of a particular melination on the field

>2 point attempt
so instead of being in a 3-score game attempting to make it a 2-score game, they're going to go for a 3-score game attempting to make it...a three score game???

>>149192629
Mike Nolan still doesn't understand how math works, OK?

>>149192587
coward

please put ta'amu back in

So he can watch the defense get shredded over and over?

>52 to 21
uh its 53 -31 Joe

Okay, what the actual FUCK are we doing right now?

see? game's nowhere close to over
bet you all feel retarded making fun of me for reminding you of that, huh? retards

I TOLD YOU FUCKING NIGGERS
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T FUCKING CELEBRATE EARLY IN THESE GODDAMN UFL GAMES

Panthers channeling the 2023 Kardiac Kaws.

>>149185093 (OP)

Damn, I forgot about this. Who is winning?

>>149192785
Got confused with the score deficit kek

Omg this defense is fucking DOGSHIT

>>149192822
DC up 52-31 but Michigan has possession and has been gouging DC's defense in the fourth quarter

>>149192800
nah im still laughing at you

>Offense has been spectacular all day
>52 points completely fucking undone because the defense is fucking ASS
Fuck this team

>>149192822
Michigan is trying to complete the comeback of the century.

Holy shit are we hitting bump limit for the first time in like a fucking year?

>Blake Williams has been dialing up all this cover 0
>defense is dogshit
like dumbass dad, like stupid son

>>149192881
Classic Williams defensive showing.

>>149192881
fffff

LMAO WHAT A TIP DRILL FOR THE BIG GUY

BIG MAN RUN

If the Defenders choke a 27 point lead, they deserve to lose this game. Jfc.

lol

Dan Campbell is drawing up a contract for that center as we speak

why the fuck is dc calling timeout isnstead letting the clock tick!?!

>Kicking the field goal
I mean I guess

>>149193004
Well he's an idiot so it makes perfect sense.

Dude, this is fucking ridiculous. Why did WE call time out? We were finally getting shit done, now you gave them time to think and they're going to get more points instead of getting our defense off the field. That's the second retarded TO Harris has wasted today.

>>149192858
>>149192885

Where can I watch this (I don't have a regular tv)?

>>149193056
cj has been contacting him

Keep our useless fucking defense off the field please

FINALLY

FINALLY, holy FUCK.

>Temu back in
o i am laffin

>throw was behind
It's ogre

>>149192981
Trip on, Temujin.

>>149193073
>I don't have a regular tv
yiff in hell you furry poor faggot

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS A FIRST DOWN.

BLIND ASS REFS

>ta'amu back in the game
thank you let him finish this

There we fucking go

THERE'S MY FUCKING DC OFFENSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(shame this defense is so fucking SHIT)

HAHAHAHAHAAYAAHAHAAH

boutta buss

oh hey turns out Michigan's defense is also ass and the instant they stopped converting 4th and 12s they were gonna get dunked on
retards really thinking 52-19 wasn't ironclad.

>>149193073
https://the.streameast.app/ufl-knockout-stage/michigan-panthers-dc-defenders/30199264

Here you go, anon, ignore that faggot and enjoy the rest of the game.

I'M SICK OF THAT GUY

>>149193189
>Fendies fans were panicking
kek

Michigan are frauds.

>break the Hawks scoring record in their home
>win the ring in their home
>with their old QB

>>149193189
>>149193230
I can't help it, I panic easily

>>149193250
No buck has ever been broken this hard.

>>149193250
KWAB

>>149193197

Thanks, man. Damn, Michigan is getting blown out...

>>149193265
>gay anime poster
no shock here

XFL runs the league

>>149193337
>dumb nigger doesn't know where he is

>>149193250
God Bless the Fendies

>>149193337
newfag?

>>149193369
>>dumb nigger doesn't know where he is

>>149193398
Hey man, what's that little symbol on your tab?

>>149193398
it's always been a weeb board. fuck off to leddit

>>149193452
Oh shit he made it? Based.

>>149193419
>Finally get back on the field
>Instantly score touchdown

>>149193447
I will not go where I've never been but obviously you're familiar with.

>>149193369
>>149193385
>>149193398
>>149193444
>>149193447
Stop being faggots and post about the game.

>>149193515
The game is over

>>149193452
I hate those commies alt uniforms with a burning passion

>>149193452
good to see hes still around

>>149193529
And it's been over since halftime

>>149193529
That doesn't mean there's nothing to discuss.

Dc offenders finally won it all

ITS FUCKING OVER

FENDIES WINNNNN

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

we did it fender bros

I'm torn because fuck the Defenders but also fuck the USFL.

Q4 made me sweat, but we fucking won

Bryce playing through an injury is gutsy and all of that, but it's unfortunate that the defence didn't return the favour.

>>149193250
KWABOTY tier if UFL was bigger desu

Get that UFL shit out of my face

We are XFL BABY
Fuck the UFL
FUCK the USFL
XFL for LIFE

>HC and DC leave
>team wins the championship
AHAHAHAHAHA

This is for you Cardale.
Those niggas finally got got.

CHAMPIONS
WE FINALLY GOT THOSE NIGGAS

>>148826831
>>148826831
>>148826831
revturn

>>149193623
Barlow's departure is KWAB but we traded Gregg for Gregg's son so it wasn't a massive change there

We did it. We finally got those niggas.

>>149185307
thank you for showing up tonight, defenders! see everyone next year!

>>149193587
>>149193629
5 years.
Been waiting for this for 5 years ever since the original XFL revival in 2020.
For Cardale.

>>149185180
YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT